WEBM THREAD

Let me know if this is watchable

Pretty good episode of South Park

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This webm thread is crap.
I already invested myself in yesterdays thread and now its gone.
I blame the mods.

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fucking /fit/ being weirdos as always

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Oc 7-1

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This
same old shit
Fuck dysfuckmeupa

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yea I checked some new stuff
good work
carry on user

DELET THIS>>6835029

I actually made that trailer I hope u enjoyed the game ;)

kek

jezz, how can that fit?

I felt sympathy after the swastika was put on it.

this fucking kills me every time i see it

??????

how did you get this to fit

Joe Rogan is a bumbling moron.

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Damn that SJW want some sweet sweet POC dick.

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What the actual hell?

saw the livestream the other day lul

Go back from wherever you came, newfag

reddit pls go

looks like he was the pedo spammer

wut

thanks i now have epilepsy

Maybe Reddit is trying frame us

Posting this one again hoping someone recognizes the song. One user suggested Bethlehem, but none of their songs matched.

I honestly can't see anything wrong with what they are doing, if people can't react to a parked car they can see from 200m+ away then they are going too fast or just plain retarded.

Think this is bad? Try calling their Customer service.

They're coming over a hill and the road is frozen.

Lost my webm folder is a tragic boating accident. Posting what scraps i have left.

I can see that but as someone that has worked on the side of roads I'm 100% with him putting a couple of tonnes of steel between himself and the road.
To me this seems to be a case of people going too fast for the conditions and panicking. He should have a "slow down" sign on top of the hill but I doubt it would make much difference as people generally ignore them.

basically this
she stood there for roughly 40 minutes, awkwardly positioning herself to be seduce, I assume
it was quite bizarre

vhs quirk

So the nearly dozen people that almost crashed, or went into the ditch, or even did crash, are just all retards and that would never happen to you. Sure

She's lucky those strings didnt snap and give her a nasty gash

huh…

I drive too fast on snowy roads, I think we all do at times, the difference is I wouldn't try to blame a 3rd party for my actions leading to my problems.

this one is even possibly worse than reddit tier

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sauce? and what is POC?

it was from this stream, when it worked
hewillnotdivide.us/

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poc

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user delivers:
USE THE EMBED FEATURE dQw4w9WgXcQ

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fuck off leftypol

duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

such an insight no one has ever seen that before

probably rammstein

in my driving class I was taught to never assume anything the road is clear after a hill crest or after a turn in the road. If i can't see it assume an obstruction. Did you see how that ruck in the end drove? he was trying to overtake blindly.

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Wow it makes girls gape like that?

I might get one for my gf then.

Jesus christ, how does that skinny bitch have such a loose pussy?

If your girlfriend is loose enough to take something bigger than an arm, isn't she useless as a dutchwife? It seems to me you'd be better off jerking off.

is there more of her?

We've seen enough of her. That slut is loose enough to fuck an elephant. Donkey show would be like nothing for her. Maybe she can take two donkey dicks at the same time?

I want more though :l

No she is like pure innie with a micro clit but she is super sensative I can't even finger her without where sqeerming about.

Her limits like 3 fingers. Her pussy never really gapes.

But her ass gapes amazing after getting fucked and she is pretty okay with anal.

new bump

I think the huge ass infinity symbol kinda fucks it up

True, I just noticed some other fuck ups too.

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what is this bitches name called? I see her alot

showry

I can't remember. Posting some stuff that I saved from the webm threads years ago

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It's pretty low grade animation; static backgrounds, large swaths of single colors and little movement. If it was live-action there'd be no chance in hell of fitting 22 minutes of it in 12 MB at that resolution and looking anywhere near good.

What do you use to compress your shit

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I'm not the one who made it, I just know how it works.

I use Webm for Retards if it's just some short thing that's hard to fuck up, like it's

So… when was the last time you successfully cum inside a live chicken?

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some webms

should be called nsabug

Webbies

Requesting MP4's of ISIS soldiers getting killed

We can never have enough Jewish Disney in a thread now, can we?

song?

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krautchan.net/resolve/b/11717269

What is this movie?

Figured it out. Hack saw ridge. I googled worst comedy actor and Vince Vaughn's name came up.

People on welfare aren't exploited for anything other than their votes to maintain their welfare.

kys fgt

This has to be the worst webm thread of all time. You're all failures

Anyone got that one webm of a bunch of crazy fish at low res and a song playing? Female vocals.

trust me user, ive seen worse

Were you that pathetic guy crying about how you put so much of yourself into a webm thread and how you look forward to some 4chan thread like a birthday?

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sauce?

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Check em.

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does anyone have the animated cannabis girl .webm? it has 'cannabis' in the filename

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good to see mac demarco is still making music

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bamp

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That's all I got, gays.

I've seen better shit

come out of

your mama's asshole

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Thank /tg/

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these are neat but I WISH they were longer? know anything about them?

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Does anyone else really enjoy Best Korea bouncing goosestep marching?

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For anyone curious he is talking about blowing up a Russian airplane and telling more people to try and come at him and the obligatory allah snackbar

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Yet another reason to hate christpoor little white guys.

Nice.

…and Elon Musk thinks this is all a simulation. Alex isn't really that far off base here.

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Source?

what's the hentai souce?

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kys

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Fuck you faggot, Hack Saw Ridge was amazing.

lol what an idiot, learn how to read. And learn english.

He never said the movie was bad

Sounds better that way anyway

longboarders are such faggots, I wish one would hit my car

patrician

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hahaha, but what was their reaction ?!!

sauce on music?

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Who is this?

michinohime

thanks for delivering.

n 2004 2 ejy fagts trid 2 blo up dey skoo butt shot kidz & dem selvs. The skoo wus calld colurmbon

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pogo is so dope on acid

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But 4chan webms have sound

How would you know that unless you need to go back?

USE THE EMBED FEATURE NCwBkNgPZFQ

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shitload

I hate these kinds of WebMs

what a government shill

was this made in blender??

sounds like exactly what the government wants people to think. just accept life for what it is and enjoy the fun little happy moments. No. I don't think so.

this guy changes the subject and redirects his points and derails himself and then goes full silly mode for a moment and then brings himself back to his point.

he uses completely unrelated points (and makes some really good ones to be fair) to make himself sound more credible and make more sense when he makes his other really dumb points. I smell shillery afoot.

a summary of what he says in my opinion: "life is really crazy and bad and happiness is really hard for people to find, but basically all you have to do is find happiness and then you will be happy"

Yes, time flies when you're having fun but this is the equivalent of asking someone why they are sad that they don't have a million dollars, and then telling them that all they have to do is just make a million dollars so that they wont be sad about not having a million dollars, because this will help them cope throughout their whole life with the sadness of not having a million dollars, while they simultaneously have a million dollars to wipe their tears with. except that it's easier said than done.

if this guys advice was any good then everyone would always be happy even though there are hundreds of other problems wrong with their life. the truth is that people are never going to be truly happy in a society that has so many issues. sticking your head in the sand just because there's one nice thing in your life and pretending that hundreds of other problems don't make you constantly feel stressed out or bad, doesn't solve any of the issues that exist.

I honestly feel as if the only thing that will come from people taking this guys advice will be a bunch more people who pretend to walk around with fake happy attitudes and think "positive" who are just too hopeful but too lazy to ever do anything to change the way things are. on the other side, people who are already very angry and frustrated with how overcomplicated and stressful life is may listen to this advice and ride the false wave of euphoria they get from watching some guy talk in a video saying positive things with emotional music playing in the backround and then snap out of it the second that they are suddenly reminded again how awful their lives are when they realize they haven't automatically transcended reality by listening this enlightened genius of a man who couldn't save them from the IRS coming to repossess their car because they couldn't make the payment because their boss fired them because their co-worker framed them as the person who didn't clean up the ketchup machine that leaked everywhere because fast food places have leaky ketchup machines or something.

felt like writing a bigger reply for that shitty webm

then write more

I like this analyzation

you saying that because you are the one who posted the webm? if you are I'm surprized that you aren't replying in an angry tone, just because I disagree with you. or maybe you are someone else? whatevs.

what do you have to say about the video, and what do you think of my analyzation?

I am not the same person the posted the webm.
I never watched the video, very well, because I don't care what he had to say. But your criticism made want to watch it again and learn not to fall for bullshit.

your analyzation is alright.

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10/10

Requesting the "slav life" one.

that's really cool user. thank you.

You seem to be arguing against a strawman.

I've watched it twice and he doesn't say this. I'm sorry if your life sucks but you are not owed happiness. Also you're conflating a meaningful life with a happy one.

More like asking them to self-reflect on why do they want a million dollars in the first place. Do you think getting what you want makes a person happy? Better ask all those lottery winners.

lmfao

embedded

Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

The music timing on this couldn't be worse.

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who's this?

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I subbed ;))))))

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anyone got a sauce on this song in webm?

youtube.com/watch?v=T1NJ6X6b2HI

Brazilian favela music is best music.

This was not a South African insident.
It was in Brazil. The Federal Police stoped a drug lord from scaping.

youtube.com/watch?v=ikg3Wi3Ejgo

saved

this shit is fucking old and gold
do you have the other one?

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Shall I continue?

Literal shit amirite? fuck off subversive kike

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classic and timeless

What game is this?

Holy shit I'm crying from laughter tho

made me cry, why did they bring world war two on us those insufferable jews

haha wrong reply i ment the story

source pliazz

Volor Flex & Encode - Altiplano

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That was actually hilarious

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source pliazz

Stefania Ferrario

People of cucks.

KEK

post mroe like this fag

what movie is this?

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has anyone got that clip of 2 a british guy fucking (i think it was anal) and making constantly making these awful jokes in his really thick british accent?

fuck yeah thats cool

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Is that porn?

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thanks, doc

Song?

what the hell happened here? cashier just offs himself?

How new are you?

They are like niggers

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song?

This feels like what they play in the euthanasia facility in Soylent Green lol

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Imagine being the girl and then finding out the guy was not joking

any more of jim's vids that aren't on youtube and stuff?

this actually sounds good lmao

Source please.

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I am very enthustiastic. :(

Do you tend to make bad decisions?

Don't answer me that, ask yourself instead.

What is bad decision?

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Oh no, you can't pull that relativism shit with me.

Oh my god! He is one of them!!!

as with all jap porn, would be much hotter if she didn't overact and make retarded fucking idiot sounds.

She is really fucking up those eggs.
Crack them on a flat surface.

Top kek. Get raped by Ahmed stupid woman.

Who likes eels?

Someone have the video of that one hot gogo dancing chick? Also the name would be nice

I do.
Do you have more?

please >.

Moar of this?

That's on youtube through, i'm making some webm's of his videos because i think he's mostly right about internet issues.

youtube.com/watch?v=dAAUD7jtFas (the video)
Maybe you are victim of what jim is complaining about.

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that one might be the explanation to what is happening on the chans now.

And another current curse of the internet.

holy shit i didnt even get notified about that video lmao. better hit that bell

but i was talking about vids that arent on youtube like those that he posted during gamergate when he was known as internet aristocrat shortly after starting the shitstorm and dissapearing. he posted a video on pol about how he'd return iirc

The video might be on youtube on an archive.
I do not know every video of him.

This stupid fuck has never had a manic episode.

what the fuck is happening? is he being tazered?

panic attack

choice

The fucking spoopy skellies in the background

Just because you got dubs. I've got a longer version where the music cuts out because the music track was shorter than the video, and I've got the original as I found it without sound. The _1 and _2 were appended by XMediaRecode.

The ending is really something else.

Sounds like fashwave.
I'd try Xurious's follows on soundcloud and work from there

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The only bad thing they did was raise a faggot.

Nice refutation. He did have massive depression, through genetics seemingly.

But please, be happy all the time.

it's a modified version of this

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Going way too fast.

requesting webm
my computer's dying

4:51 - 5:07
youtu.be/3ebqfemfxsA?t=4m51s

filename leads to

It'd also be better if she didn't piss ten feet straight up in the air.

thatnerdycouple on chaturbate

And you've never had a manic episode either. It is not a pleasant time filled with sunshine and unicorn queefs.

i hate this

useful. kys

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This is probably the most confusing boner I've had in my life.

Ive been hospitilized for them. I think a psychology professor would have a pretty good idea about what a manic episode is

Would be much better if the eels went frantic and starting ripping holes in her body. Don't they have sharp teeth?

feces doesn't taste good to eels
they probably think that they've swum up the sewer pipe again, silly fishies

is this what koreans fap to since there's no porn there?

Kek, must suck to be a subhuman that doesn't into german.
Mir ist die Band und der Titel bekannt, aber ich werd einem kleinen Nazihurensohn nicht aushelfen. ;-)

Requesting .webm of kids jumping over fence while Krusty Krab trap remix plays in the background.

Haven't seen that one in a while.

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???????

one of these

And during your manic episodes, did you actually feel happy? Ready to jump right back in now and feel like that again because it feels just so fucking good?

If she could burn calories the shame way she burns Hillary, she'd be a fine hoe by now.

sauce on the music pls

Aha, did you even watch it, or understand it?

Or did your emotions merely rattled a bit?

Please.

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lol, as if life was better after the german has left

I watched it, and I agree with it, but his example is stupid. Manic episodes don't feel good.

The hill is a LONG ways off. Have to be a dumbass to fuck up like those drivers.

This, please.

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sage

it was an example of positive emotions giving a negative outcome, or in other words not being a good indicator of the quality of life.

what

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Looks like somebody's a fan of Metropolis[spoiler][/spoiler].

go back

the final redpill

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thats retarded

tyvm

this is how you get pink eye

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Jew soap

unexpected kek.

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I enjoyed this.
moar?
also why are people too boring to create a good fucking ending for once, smfh

fuck well i'm gay now
this is not news, just admittance

fail

kys edged child

based and old

fake. same actor in red as this
youtube.com/watch?v=PGrTvNzGCZE

wow this guy is so smart i'm glad i watched this and was enlightened tysm

alright so this board was 900% trump until after his inauguration and now you're coming up with this shit? Fucking kill yourself niggers

why don't you name this initial d trump ffs
put a fucking name on your file you pathetic cancerous mass

this shit gets me off. apricots? 完璧だな

good old El Risitas

didnt we already have this shit in this thread

japan is such a more refined culture,

haha

when will people learn this man is fucking insane.

fuck off nigger.

you obviously need pussy then.

specs on your ride?

wish there was more of this

favorite colors

i could jam to this

efficiency is beautiful

i cried.

im glad people are finally reposting this masterpiece webm lol

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mads mikkelsen? god im dying id love to see more of him

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