I piss in a miller lite bottle. What's your official opinion on this

I piss in a miller lite bottle. What's your official opinion on this

I am looking at your small cock and thinking it would feel good inside my butt

Software engineer/10

tiny dick
tiny piss
shit taste in beer
lame shoes
faggot

my official opinion is that ur gay lol

hilariously tiny dick

How often do you let black men have sex with your "wife", OP? You're what, 37? How does it feel knowing your daughter probably fucks black guys at 11 years old?

his dick probs aint that small. Looks like that FUPA is covering most of it

Lets be real tho, a dude who posts piss bottle pics on 8ch ain't ever losing any weight

Probably tastes a little better than what was originally in the bottle

Bottled diabeetus

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Give that dick a few strokes and take a new pic so we can see what your working with

I say stop drinking that overpriced water and start drinking some pic related. It's cheaper, more alcohol and more room for piss. I drink 3-4 a night.

why

Protip don't drink anything that says "shatter proof" on it.

Nobody will be able to taste the difference

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You have a tiny dick

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you kidding me? that thing is 2 inches

all that fat is probably covering it most of it. I mean that head is too wide for a 2 inch dick.

OP here. here's another pic of my dicc

Are you mixing your semen into it with a hint of vodka to make pheromones?

Shit works.

If you didn't have a bottle to piss in you'd just piss all over your balls, that thing is so tiny lmao.

How do you masturbate?

thumb and forefinger works fine most days

That's flaccid retard. That dicc a good 4-5 inches. Bigger than you LMAO!

4-5 inches isnt a good anything

It's below average but it's way better than 2 inches.

Oh, I see you've been desensitize thanks to jew porn propaganda. Sorry, kid. Your fucking index finger can pleasure a woman. I know right, amazing! How can it compared to 10 inch soda can thick cocks? It can't be real, right? Sorry, kiddo. Hate to break it to ya. Porn isn't real. It's like you thinking you can act or make a video game based on what you saw in a movie/vidya. Wake up kiddo. Your finger, hell, 2 fingers can pleasure a woman. A dick is as thick or thicker than that.

OP can you post a picture of it hard for researching purposes?

You should kill yourself immediately OP.

Keep your piss jugs to yourself.