Your swords please. We don't want you to make a mess of things in front of the chancellor

Did Christopher Lee just read the script wrong and no one wanted to be the guy to have to tell Christopher Lee he can't read?

He meant their dicks.

Sheev thread

Saber means sword

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how did Sheev manage to do this? someone tl;dr it pls

b-but Palpatine is the villain! he's just like that evil politician Donald Drumpf! Jon Leibovitz- mean, Jon Stewart said so!

By exploiting a bunch of morons. He was literally the smartest man in a galaxy full of idiots.

Of course they're both villains, its not that hard

TBH sword is even more accurate since sabers are curved.

No thanks. You Sith are my especiality, ami.

shit to be honest

Light broadsword, more accurately.

Mace windu beat him.

It's nothing new, you reddicuck.

What did Darth Al-Sayum mean by this?

Wow you racist, it was Darth Sayeed.

No his full title is Darth Al-Sayum Haid, racial supremacist and crusher of infidels.

Why are sigh swords angled like the cancer patient Ventrus had or Count dukku?

Shame they are gone from canon

That was just how Dooku's was designed, supposedly its a better style for dueling, and Ventress inherited it because she was his apprentice.

The better question is how none-force sensitives manage not to cut their own limbs off using a lightsaber. It wouldn't have the weight of a regular sword, and Jedi-Sith are supposed to have to focus pretty hard on doing it, considering they do all those fancy flourishes.

nah, he let himself be defeated so that anakin could save the poor old defenceless unarmed man from the evil nigger lawless executioner

like this

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Shame they're no in Jew canonProblem?

Saber means sword-wielder.

They aren't asians, thought.

They actually have a light swords video.

but porn is awful above 360p

Found the cucknimefag.

Been thinking about this for a while: Sheev is Lucas expressing his true inner self. What are his defining traits in the prequels

Except the Prequels are kino, so you're wrong.

Yeah, and by the time they finish the senate is destroyed and the galaxy has been thrown into an era of darkness and despair. Really makes you think.

Ridiculous Force Stealth so that they never knew.

After that, using connections that took centuries of work to build up, and using already present faultlines and exploiting them.

After that, he convinec some of the most powerful organizations in the galaxy that they could find a military solution to their problems.

From there, he played both sides and kept the war going until he had attained a massive amount of personal power, along with succesfully remilitarizing the entire galaxy.

After that, it didnt matter who won, the Jedi, without knowing it, were always surrounded by enemies, and separated and exposed well….the Jedi that didnt die during the war, died in battle that day. The Clone Armies were brilliant. If the jedi had been commanding ordinary Rephblic Citizens as usuals, they would never have been so vulnerable.


And so Sheev did in a single war what once took nearly a century of conflict and civil war to achieve.


Tldr; The Jedi didnt even know they had an adversary around until they were already at war, and had grown apathetic and lazy, and the Republic was demilitarized, which meant anybody with a shipyard could start some shit