Which is the superior organ: the penis or the vagina?
I argue that the penis is superior:
1. Bleeding often is a normal occurrence with the vagina, but not with the penis.
2. You can pee while standing (you can write your name in the snow) or sitting.
3. It isn't a weird orifice, seriously, of all the orifices humans have the vagina is the strangest. The mouth, anus, nostrils, and ear holes make more sense.
Are girls mad that they don't have a cock? You mad girl?
TL;DR: penis > vagina
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1. Vagina can have sex, even when not aroused for it. Penis may be too worn out, but brain is so horny that sexual frustration is inevitable.
2. Viagra is not necessary for vagina.
3. Penis is either cut so it's without 90% of its original sensation or it's uncut and therefore unattractive to 90% of women.
4. Hair grows all over pussy, no one cares. Hair grows all over penis, you will never have sex or pass on your genetic mutation.
5. Kick a girl in vagina, mild discomfort. Kick a boy in penis, near-death experience.
6. Sleep the wrong way with a nocturnal erection, fractured penis.
7. Male orgasm: 2 seconds of quiet, humbling peace. Female orgasm: 2 minutes of mind-blowing full-body insanity, that you can repeat over and over, and each time you do it, it just gets stronger and more intense.
8. Vagina already has a penis, it's called the clitoris. Clit is just a small penis, except it's protected by a hood, and it's about a million times more sensitive so stimulation far more better.
Chris chan has both
But that's all attached to a woman, so it's inherently inferior.
9. Girls can go through life without a guy, because sex toys with vaginas. Guys can have the greatest fleshlights in the world, they will still crave pussy.
10. In fact, the only sex toys a man can use to try to break his need for vagina is, in face, dildos and anal vibrators. Because the penis's "on-switch" (the prostate) is hilariously located up a man's ass. A woman's "on-switch" is the clit, located logically right above the vagina.
It's really like God designed humans to be women first, putting all the care into designing the perfect sex organ. Then when God got to men, He was like, "I'll just put all the stimulation activation in the asshole LOL, fucking faggot species".
You are the faggot son
11. Vagina is separate from urethra. Penis cums and pisses out of the same hole, which is gross. Also if a man cums and pisses too closely together, he can get a UTI because piss will get trapped in the post-cum still in his penis.
12. Men are completely judged by their penis size. A woman married to a man with a small penis will just cheat, which is a simple process (ask random black guy on the street if he wants to fuck you right now).
A woman might have a roastie, but that won't be enough of a reason for you to cheat on her. And even if you think it is reason, you have to spend a lot of money, either on dating a new girl or getting a hooker which might land you in jail with a heavy fine.
That's where your wrong. The clit is the equivalent to the glans only, dumbass.
Speak for yourself faggot. Hairy cunts are nasty.
1. So can a penis
2. So? Some women can't get an orgasm without clitoral stimulation.
3. This doesn't prove anything. A half penis isn't a full penis.
4. Citation needed.
5. Girls are in pain every month for a weekend
6. Penises don't get erect if they aren't given the space to
7. See number 3.
8. Penis already has a vulva. It's called the foreskin. Foreskin is the vulva, only it is protected by a hood and is more outward, allowing for better stimulation.
9. What about gay men? Also what the fuck does this have to do with genitals?
10. The clit and the glans are the same thing, so they're both on-switches. Some women have the female equivalent to prostates. And riddle me this. Why do women use strapons then, huh?
And pensises have no nerve endings at all while prostates have all "the stimulation activation"? You are fucking stupid.
11. Women cum from the same hole too.
12. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, really? That's complete bullshit. Still doesn't prove why it's superior either.
He was forced to type this by his girlfriend or have his chastity belt locked up tighter.
Women have to give birth to babies and possibly die from the experience due to pain levels.
Just use a dildo like you said.
Just use a dildo like you said.
Good point: cut = missing out on pleasure. uncut = more likely to get diseases(?)
Hair on penis or vagina is gross
Good point
What? This might happen to 1 in 1 million
That sounds like doing some type of drug such as marijuana. Couldn't I just smoke some weed?
See #7 negation
I don't know how realistic artificial vaginas are; good point though: some type of plastic =/= a real vagina
"in face" - what? I do put phallic objects in my ass: fun. The issue is that my anus might get too stretched out; one source says it will not[1] another say it will[2].
Vagina has blood come out of it. Good point.
Good point.
How would you go to jail from getting a hooker?
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same for a guy
viagra is only necessary for men who've lost any mental or physical attraction to a woman, or who've lost the will to give a fuck (probably his wife's fault for being a dumb cunt) thus have terrible blood pressure/heart health
true on first, second part sounds like some beta's opinion who has no confidence
yes ppl do care u dumb faggot, u kidding me?
wtf are u talking about, hair doesn't "grow all over penis", lmao
sexual reproduction isn't just "genetic mutations" u dumb fuck, you're passing on your haploid gamete cells which has genetic material
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A vagina can bleed for an entire week out of the month and survive. If your dick bleeds for a week straight, you're dead.
Checkmate, MGTOWs, Meninists, betas and TrumpTards.
learn basic biology as to why. also, periods
wtf, you're surely mentally deficient, u ever heard of the "subconscious mind"; it protects you from shit like this.
learn basic psychology u uneducated fuck
first part is wrong, or u a male who's lacking in certain areas?
Million times more sensitive?
I think not, it's actually less sensitive compared to the male's glans; less so, due to fewer neurons u dumb fuck
FATALITY! Penis wins!
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Penises and vaginas are actually the same sensation-wise. The major difference between the two is that they are arranged differently and produce different sex cells.
clitoris = glans
scrotum = mons pubis
clitoral hood = foreskin
labia = foreskin
gspot = frenulum
Only the penis can dominate. Quote from a left-wing book:
The conflict between men and women is brutal. “The normal
fuck,” writes Andrea Dworkin, “by a normal man is taken to be an
act of invasion and ownership undertaken in a mode of predation.”
This special insight into the sexual psychology of males is matched
and confirmed by the sexual experience of women:
Women have been chattels to men as wives, as prostitutes,
as sexual and reproductive servants. Being owned and
being fucked are or have been virtually synonymous
experiences in the lives of women. He owns you; he fucks
you. The fucking conveys the quality of ownership: he
owns you inside out.
Dworkin and her colleague, Catharine MacKinnon, then call
for the censorship of pornography on postmodern grounds. Our
social reality is constructed by the language we use, and porn-
ography is a form of language, one that constructs a violent and
domineering reality for women to submit to. [Triggered:] Pornography,
therefore, is not free speech but political oppression.
TL;DR: penis pwnage, vagina envy is not a thing, penis envy is.
There isn't a vaginal equivalent to anal sex either for women. That means only guys get to fuck a booty and feel it.
Arguing about penis vs. vagina is stupid.
Put them in a room together and let them fight it out to see who comes out on top.
I actually read an article that said that men have bigger pleasure centers, or bigger areas in the brain that are responsible for orgasm. I tried to find it but I can't.
Only people in america are cut, faggot.
shouldn't you pee after having fucc?
can confirm #7
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YUGE difference since I started on HRT. Female orgasms > all
don't believe me, try it yourself! Just take 6mg Estradiol daily (dissolved under the tongue) plus 100mg Spironolactone twice a day.
"Penis is fun to play with" - Sigmund Freud
Wow LOL. Isn't that going to wreck your body though if you are male? Your post reminded me of this post.
nOICE
Of course it will. If it were completely harmless and fully reversible then the only trannies that kill themselves would be ones that cut off their dick.
It would like some elaboration here. I know that suicide rates are high among transgender people. Why do they kill themselves?
because they are mentally ill, and the surgery they think will help them doesn't because they have mental problems not physical ones
Who knows why they kill themselves.
Those dumb enough to fall for the tranny propaganda will end up trying to become one in the hopes of it filling the void in their life. And once they realise that it solved absolutely nothing in their life, instead causing even greater difficulties, many kill themselves because they destroyed their own health and social life. That is, of course, assuming that they prevent themselves from committing suicide long enough to realise that becoming a tranny was a retarded idea, those that don't make it that far simply kill themselves because their life is still as shit as it was before the transition.
Wow, very depressing. So it seems to be the case that half (most?) of them find the transition worse than the path possibly lived if not done: projecting metal problems onto a "gender mismatch". Although I guess that some of them actually find things better after the transition: a sort of move into "essential being" or "authentic life". Living life on their own terms how they want. I wonder what percentage honestly find life to be worse or better after the transition.
Even Bailey Jay is starting to look like a fat old man.
It's criminally irresponsible for mental health professionals to stay quite on the issue while tumblr ruins the lives of confused retards.
My orgasm length increased by restoring my foreskin and applying neural-protecting minerals on my skin. Now my orgasm lasts around the same time a woman's does, or slightly shorter.
Do you cum like a mule like I do?
Is that what they call psychiatrists now? They simply latch onto psychology and proclaim themselves to be scientists because "if psychology gets to be a science then we should get to be one too". For example in the DSM homosexuality was added as a mental illness based on a vote with no research behind it and it was later removed from being a mental illness, which was yet again done by a popular vote by a small group of people without research to back it up.
No. See, "medical" circumcision was invented to make masturbation more difficult, because some prudish Victorian doctors thought "self-abuse" caused a ton of illnesses (and they also used to burn girls' clits with acid for the same reason). Any benefit claimed since then is just meant to keep the easy money rolling in. They're all a load of bullshit.
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Not only did they remove a ton of nerve bodies, they also made you more prone to diseases.
"Mental Health Professionals" includes psychologists and anyone who works within the field of mental health (e.g. counselors).
Psychology is basically a joke, yes. Any field that 'bends the knee' to political pressure and allows quacks like John Money to practice isn't science.
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Penises are objectively better. Sexy boys with cute penises are still hot and fuckable. But manly women with gross muscular vaginas are disgusting and shouldn't exist. The penis is perfect whether it's on a boy or a girl (male). vaginas are only good on girls (female), not on boys (female).
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What? How? Do you mean if you are cut you can restore it?
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Interesting, I would like a recent photo of that person to prove your point.
That prostate stimulation though. I started with a finger, then a Gillette razor handle, then a [mechanically powered] flashlight case that was smooth. That is as far as I've got; I don't really want to go further.
The flashlight looked sort of like this but smoother. I think my ass or some of the water from being in a shower with it broke it.
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Yes. You CAN restore your foreskin if you are cut. It just involves putting areas of interest (inner mucosa, shaft skin, etc.) into tension, accelerating rate of cell division. You will eventually develop a loose prepuce from doing this.
There's even devices that help aid in doing this, making the process faster.
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There are drawback though, as it takes a long ass time. I've been doing it for a year now and I have some loose skin that bunches up behind the glands.
It won't be the same as a biological foreskin, but it will certainly be way better than remaining cut.
LOL those YouTube comments.
Well, it doesn't only prevent you from losing it, but also helps you gain some back that you may have lost. Since cells replace themselves all the time, protecting nerve cells will make them stop dying, and cause new nerve cells to branch out from trying to "replace" themselves. That's how it works in theory.