WHY DO ASS HAIRS EVEN EXIST? ALL THEY DO IS MAKE YOUR ASSHOLE FEEL ITCHY, GIVE YOU SWAMP ASS AND GET SHIT STUCK ON IT

WHY DO ASS HAIRS EVEN EXIST? ALL THEY DO IS MAKE YOUR ASSHOLE FEEL ITCHY, GIVE YOU SWAMP ASS AND GET SHIT STUCK ON IT

They're like a silencer for farts. Doesn't exactly make up for those minuses, but that's what they do.

Just wax your shit hairs, user. Or you could shave them if you want ass bumps. The choice is yours.

Can I just buy one of those or do I need an ass hair specialist?

Man what I really hate about ass hairs is when I'm trying to wipe the fuck out of it they bits of toilet paper hardens with some of the shit so as I'm wiping it fucking hurts like hell because the shit fused with the toilet paper on my ass hairs to fusion summon a colossal pain in my ass.

I'm considering wax, fuck those genetic defect hairs

I kek'd a little

reduce friction.
Just like armpit hair.

You mean a Brazilian beautician. It makes me kek so much. They actually offer ass waxes for 60 bucks. I'm not fucking kidding.
Just do it yourself. I wax my arm pits and other swimsuit areas. Sorry, I tried to find the name of my machine, but its not on it. I can't recommend waxing enough. No matter what razor you use, you will get bumps at sensitive areas. Waxing is the only way to smooth skin, and the hairs grow back softer.

Does it hurt?

have you ever pulled out a body hair?

imagine that times 50 all at once

If I wanted to reduce friction I'd just slather oil all over my body.


Do I go at it slowly or quickly?

Sounds like it's not worth it.

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Whoa green text hell. Holla Forums error. Not me.

Hmm. You know, it's almost like humans evolved from some sort of hairy ape-like creature.

to protect the skin from friction damage

Fast. Think of it like pulling off a bandaid.

Also, never wax around your nipples. There's an actual seam there where the two different kinds of skin meet and bond, and it's not as strong as plain skin. People have ripped their nipples off.

DO NOT WAX THE ANUS YOU WILL PULL IT OUT OF PLACE

It's a price I'm willing to pay.

To get the attention of faggots. It appears to have worked.

They keep bugs from flying up your ass. I'll take ass hair shit over bugs in my ass anyday

Oh I'm sorry, must be tough living in a timeline without pants or undergarments.

This is the only correct response in this thread.
And it made me lol

They have no purpose. All body hair below the neck is a genetic defect. Just laser that shit off your body.

I actually shave my asshole hair and haven't gotten any bumps. You just need to know how to do it correctly.