Ted Cruz BTFO by Trump Plane

As above, so below

Consider it a sign from God Ted. Now bend the knee, and go do your job in endorsing Trump to send the rest of your rat followers to the throne of the God Emperor.

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It feels so good winning this hard. Did we meme cruz actually hanging himself irl?

It gets better.


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CRYIN TED

El rato is such a fucking loser.

He should kill himself. Too bad his religious views are not compatible with him doing the honorable thing. As such he deserves only derision and scorn for as long as he chooses to steal our oxygen.

No fucking way. My sides are deatomized. Cryin' ted? He has meme stockholm syndrome.

Even Ted's impressed by Trumps synchronicity.

Alright Holla Forums, who will an hero first?
Ted or Yeb?

I'm fairly certain that death by drowning in a Xanax bath is permissible as long as you don't take any sleeping pills.

Probably Jeb! because he expected to win with no challenge at all. He was the chosen candidate.

Ted will run in 2020 and lose again before killing himself.

They will choke to death on each other's dicks, but I don't know which one will overcome and last to the bitter end.

Count to ten, Dahnald.

Oh man that's fucking great. CRYIN' TED!

Nah, Ted will run in 2016 even if Trump wins by a landslide. He's a narcissist of unprecedented proportions. He actually bought into that "ordained by God" nonsense his father was spouting.

But here's the thing, and I'm surprised I don't see it mentioned more often: Ted has been branded forever. He will always be known as Lyin' Ted, just like Jeb will always be low-energy. It's burned into the American consciousness. Trump branded him like he was goddamn livestock. Genius.

You mean 2020? He just ran for president in 2016 and failed horribly.

Yeah, 2020. Damn, that is embarrassing.

PRAISE KEK

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Top kek

Jeb! once Trump is elected and starts bantzing Jeb! from The Oval Office in subtle and indirect ways.

Cruz will off himself after he fails again in 2020.

He will run in current year plus four, you shitlords.

YOU JUST LET IT HAPPEN TED, IT'S TOO LATE

"THERE HE GOES AGAIN! CRYIN TED!"

SILLY CRYIN' LYIN' TED, CRYIN' AS HIS FUTURE'S DYIN'~!

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Jesus - he's really let himself go in a couple of months.
Did ¡Jeb! let him in on his wife's daughter's secret guacamole recipe?

WTF…did he just BTFO himself?

That Cuck laugh.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Big guys fly high.

How does this guy just keep on winning so much? It's insane.

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Fuck, he destroyed himself worse than Trump did.

Cruz has been cucked by the memes, he hates them but he can't leave the memes.

GET CUCKED FAGGOT

Did he just stump himself?

Yeb is THE emo candidate

No Heidi, that's your role.

CRASHING RATO'S RALLY
WITH NO SURVIVORS

Current year + 5 you mean. Current year was last year.

What a fucking faggot. Fuck him, he's done.

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#CryenTed

I remember about 1 year ago Holla Forums would be saying such things equivalent to the plane being a (((coincidence))).

I know, I too feel that time has stood still since 2012.

Why hasn't anybody posted the video of Rato getting booed off stage? I still haven't seen it.

Praise Kek.

Because as he was upstaged by Trump with 5 mins of his speech left to read, the news media trained all of their cameras on the God Emperor.

Maybe someone from Glen Beck's crew had a TedCam running?

What?

I'm sure Trump did this on purpose to humiliate him.

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Ted.
At least Jeb can go home and make love to his wife.

Political Suicide.

Yeb has some autistic obliviousness to him. Just give him a seaturtle and he'll cheer right on up.

Ted just committed political suicide and doesn't know he's dead yet.

passed on portuguese media

This better be in the next can't stump the trump! ROFL

I know that Trump ``fucked`` up Ted Cruz's speech a bit but a year ago much of Holla Forums was saying that Trump was ``cucked``.

Then…what year is it now?