Hitlercucks think voting will change anything

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HITLER OVER GERMANY CAMPAIGN STOPS
Görlitz 18:00 17/4/32
Berlin 12:00 18/4/32
Stuttgart 15:00 18/4/32
Chemnitz 13:00 19/4/32
Hamburg 14:00 20/4/32 (Birthday Rally!)
Bad Kreuznach 16:00 21/4/32

Picture highlights from last week!

Kek, those who didn't understand the joke are probably Jews. Better to filter them.

In any case, screencap this thread (since it'll probably be deleted by the JIDF) and when a anti-trump shill uses it just paste this image.

Thats Hitler in the last pic? Looks young and sexy af fam.

lel

Joke

your head

I HEARD HITLER HAD A JEWISH GRANDMOTHER.

DON'T VOTE, FELLOW GERMANS

p funny thread tbh, OP

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Damn Jews took our jobs!

Remember goys, Hitler is a Zionist shill. He is paid by Jewish Zionists and he literally wants to form an Israeli state for the Jews. Vote for [insert random politician from all the same old parties] instead, Hitler is a Jewish shill.

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Look at this kike! So funny!

Underrated thread

Goys, I mean guys. Hitler is controlled opposition. Just wait for the Kaiser.

Kek'd hard, good thread OP.

Will he really unite all the germanic people?

That drug addict loser who destroyed the German empire in WWII?

you got me, OP
You cucks really think he'll do anything? Once he gets elected, you'll all just calm down and never accomplish anything.

WWI * goy

Read some of his speeches, he was beyond red-pilled.

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jungen, he's not bismarck, we've already established that he is the reincarnation of Charlemagne

Do you guys seriously think he would deport the kikes lol? He's just a cuckservative populist who wants power. Nothing will actually happen.

What's happened to me?

brilliant

That's why we are winning. Holla Forums memes are funny but contain a grain of truth.

shut up, newfag

Hitler supported the creation of Israel so he could DEPORT THEM from Germany. Have you even watched TGSNT newfag?

Yeah, it's not like tens of thousands of Germanic people were getting raped, beaten, and killed in areas poland controlled. Something like that wouldn't enrage a NATIONALIST leader to fight for them or anything.

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NSDAP is controlled opposition!

Vote for Deutschnationale Volkspartei instead.

They are the true völkisch choice instead of these socialists.

Yeah the (((NSDAP))) pathetic putsch attempt in München only hurt right wing causes for decades.

Er… no the nazis and Hitler were always radicle and said the jews were to blame

Hitler is literally a skinhead criminal.

they panned the cameras this time, nice

I see what you did there.

This "Hitler" character (what kind of name is that any way) was sentenced for 5 years for his little stunt.

But he only served NINE months! It's so clear that he's a government agent of some sort.

Fuck you Hitler shill, what is he gonna do? He's already flip-flopping on various issues and I've heard a rumour about him having a half-Jew as his driver or something. He's a turbocuck and nowhere near being as based as the kaiser.

sage

It's probably not even his real name. I heard that his name was changed from Schickelgruber or something like that.

Make Hitler Schickel again.

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Reported for obvious raid.

>>>/reddit/

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sage

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sage

Shekelgrabber? This guys name was literally money grabber lol.

Did you hear that he gigolos for old women to get party donations?

Anti-Trump shill detected.

Hitler is not a true Aryan.

Pretty good, I laughed.

N(((Socialist)))DAP was Center Left

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I like this OP.
Kek speaks through him.

Hitler was not funded by jews. Strasser was funded by jews against Hitler.

Hitler shills all delusional. You should see psychiatrist.

The cucks here actually think an AUSTRIAN is going to make Germany great again.

Oh boy there they go again.

Österreichers are our germanic brothers, igor

I admire Hitler but the DNVP would
have been a better alternative. If the DNVP had come to power, Germany would be stronger now, than ever before.

Strasser wants to give all the Jews in Poland a German passport and preferences over Germans in business and education. Hitler is the only one who can stop this.

You sure convinced me, OP. I'm a #StrasserMissile now.

where's the proof hitler was funded by jews?

He spent nine years in a Vienna hostel. Nine fucking years!

I think he is a homo like Oscar Wilde.

It's true, the alt-right is full of degenerate queers and Jew-cucks. His fellow homo Churchill agrees with him, saying "fascism proves the necessary antidote to the communist poison." Everyone knows Churchill committed acts of gross immorality of the Oscar Wilde type at Sandhurst.
Just look at this queen!

Sorry to break the character of the thread, but:
There isn't any. The whole "Hitler was funded by Wall Street/Prescott Bush/Jews" thing comes from Anthony Sutton (Wall Street and the Rise of Hitler). And if you really read his book, all it says is German branches of multinationals gave Hitler some money. Gee, imagine that.

The other story that gets repeated is a propaganda book by the jew who published Churchill's books:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fritz_Thyssen#Later_life
While Thyssen was imprisoned in Germany, a biography was published in the United States in 1941 under the title I Paid Hitler. The book was written by a journalist named Emery Reves, based on memoirs dictated by Thyssen. This book supports Reves' idea that the German industrialists as a class supported and funded Hitler and put him into power. It is not well regarded by historians of the period, but has material from Thyssen's memoirs found nowhere else.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emery_Reves
Emery Reves (Hungarian: Révész Imre) (16 February 1904 – 4 October 1981) was a writer, publisher, literary agent and advocate of world federalism.
Reves was born in Bácsföldvár, Hungary, from Jewish parents, and educated in Berlin, Zurich and Paris.

Publishing career and Winston Churchill
In 1933, he founded a publishing company, the "Cooperation Publishing Service"[where?] known for its strong anti-Nazi stance. In 1937, he befriended Winston Churchill, becoming his literary agent. When Churchill was elected Prime Minister, Reves was sent to New York to help build up the British propaganda organisation in both North and South America. In 1940 he was naturalised as a British subject.[1] After the war, he purchased the rights to publish Winston Churchill's war memoirs outside Britain, and likewise Churchill's History of the English-Speaking Peoples.

He is also known for publishing the book I Paid Hitler (1941) wherein he said Fritz Thyssen was clearly, in his mind, "one of the men most responsible for the rise of Hitler and for the seeking of power by the National Socialists in Germany".
He was the author of The Anatomy of Peace, a 1945 book that helped popularize the cause of world federalism.

And I'd looove to get my hands on this book:

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DUDE JUST WAIT FOR FRIEDRICH

Gr8 argument fam. I'm a #ludendorfmissile now.

JEWSEF STALIN IS A KIKE LOVER AND YOU NEED TO STOP SHILLING FOR HIM, ADI/BENI '33!

dude just wait for napoleon

Do you honestly think Hitler was that fucking stupid?

Only voting that matters is voting by bullet box.

Not at all comparable. Hitler named the dirty kikes from the start. He didn't have his family married off to Jews, hang out with Mossad kiddie diddlers ( Epstein ), have a daughter that used to date Nathaniel Rothschild, etc.

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0/10, only half a shekel has been donated to your ChosenAccount TM, Rabbi Herschelstein.

Still trying to subvert the board.

Still trying to 'de-Nazify' Holla Forums.

Fucking die already.

With the minor difference that Adolf wasn't neck-deep in jews like Trump nor was he good friends with The Elite like Trump and the Clintons.

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GET OUT

wew

I'm still not 100% sold on Trump, even though I will be voting for him.

I'd like a little more reassurance that it isn't going to act like a fucking neocon when he gets into office.

David Duke running for office in Louisiana is a genuinely exciting event though.

running for senate*

sorry, just woke up tbh.

You've been tuning this bait, writing it for years. Laughing, smirking to yourself in the dark of your parent's basement while you drafted this piece of 'literature' waiting for the opportune time to post it.

But you were wrong. Just look at your replies. You're a fool. A joke. A charlatan. Does anyone take your opinions seriously except your mom? Like other endeavors this ended in failure. I'd say kill yourself but you'll probably fail at that too

I start to think at least half of the posters here are autists.

You sound like one of those passive-aggressive manpussies like Paul Ryan.

This. He was also appointed to his position by his party, not quasi-elected like US presidents are.

This whole thread is youngfags and retards patting themselves on the back for being clever, when the whole analogy is off by so many points.

Absolute garbage and OP is a massive faggot.

If Hitler really loved Germany then why did he allow the jews to leave the country instead of executing them on the spot? Checkmate Hilterfagots.

One of the best threads i've seen! A great reversal against the low T stormcucks who are adamant against Trump.

Well played, OP.

2nd picture looks like Luigi.

The only time you were ever relevant was when you were the fedora tipping niggers of europe, and your modern territory was just given to you by kikes. Poland should not be a country.

nice

slide it

See these anons here?
There are the anons who collectively drive down post quality.

Clever thread, OP.

Sorry OP but the joke was too suble for the summerfags.

See they are excited they finally found the redpill and are begging to have an excuse to bash other people's beliefs, so they attack anything that resemble an opposing view.
If it can make you feel better I thought it was both clever and funny.

He's obviously just as corrupt as Wels or Thälmann, and even if he wasn't the whole system is rigged. What makes you think (((they)))'d let him into office? He'll probably get assassinated if he does get in anyway.

He's a buffoon, and his plan to deport the Jews to Israel will never work (assuming that's even his plan and he's not just saying that to gain votes. His Grandmother is Jewish for crying out loud)

I don't know how he gets away with all his racist, hateful speech anyway. I mean, come on, it's 1933!

Found the autistic retards

Is it just me or is this a pretty decent and funny parody of a slide thread?

I mean I give OP like a half-dece/10 on this thread. Made me chuckle while scrolling through the catalog.

fuck off roosevelt shill, ADI+BENI MATZO REMOVAL SQUAD!

Nice try shlomo

ITT putschderps thinking adolfweenie will do anything

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you have to go (((back)))

ftfy

Hey Rach, what happened to kieth olbermann?

You suggest there were Jews in the higher nazi leadership?

Adolf Eichmann looks totally germanic.

Here two aryan commanders commandeering the German workers I guess. (Robert Ley and Martin Bormann.)

Leader No. 2, Martin Bormann.

Walther Funk

Millennials are so precocious in their absolutist beliefs. I love their sense of dread combined with the naive belief in necessary immediate movements.

Stay cute, you little hamsters.

1st post. EVERY FUCKING TIME.

Joke

Your head

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JIDF please

Hitler and the NSDAP will never win any seats.

Sage the shitpost thread, genius.

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