This website is like 8 people… me, mikuspammer, z1, the gay community guy,...

Holy shit makaposter I didn't realize you were such an attention whore. Calm down there is enough attention to go around.

hi z1

Which one of you is the solvethis guy? He's pretty smart, funny and hot

Nice numbers.
That aside, I'm pretty sure it's obvious that it was actually me. I'm uncertain why anyone would regard me before makaposter, I only showed up last week.

implying you are different people

Damn, you got me.

I wish makaposter was as attention hungry as you.

Yeah same.
He's peaked my interest within not being hated by the board and within not hating me.

all me(You)

I come here sometimes too even though this isn't home anymore. The thing this board does best is drama. I'm only here for the drama.

Damn, you got me.

feel free to make it 7

7
That's being generous.

I don't even have the original slow one anymore

good.

It was bestest vergin

So best is was bred out of existence.

il continue to break it into whatever form i want, because i have the power and you dont.

Miku is trash

Where is my boyfriend RJ hiding at?

You forgot me, OP

Stop watching porn

He's over in here you gay

Meta threads are the only things that resemble anything funny or unique tbqh. Everything else is just mindless underage slog.

do not insult watermelon chan like that

do not insult watermelon chan like that
?

OP dont forget this guy. think hes going to try to give /sp/ autists a run for their money

/sp/iggers don't care about low tier repeating digits, though.

that's because people have started migrating back to 4chan

migrating back to 4chan
4chan
Wrong 4cuck. people are being banned on cuckchan and coming here shitting the place up.

I have no quarrel with Z1. He's going to end up with a bad name here but he's fine in my book.
Why?
not being hated
I'm sort of dubious about that. To exist on b is to be hated, even if it's not by everybody.

For my own interest, I'm going to see how many people post in the Love Thread and the horsefucker thread. I will name drop, to make it easier for anyone to correct me on my counting.
In the Love Thread there are ten users:
Madexx
Poppy
Clan
Sena
Mouse
Wired
an anonymous user that posts with a Picard flag.
an anonymous user that posts with a ayy lmao flag.
!E/cherubZg
King George III
And that's all of them, as far as my memory serves.

The horsefucker thread houses:
Raptor
skitty
blewberry
!m7.T1TirkY
luna
gato
smokey
canon
sock
discordio
And as far as I'm willing to subject myself to, that's all of them that I spotted. Ten again.

Beyond that, a few post in the normal, everyday thread:
three travisposters
Makaposter
fuglug
hewhoshallnotbenamed

And for known users, that that makes twenty-six. I'd throw in about ten anonymous users and, if I am to believe the attention whores are all different people, that brings us to a grand total of around forty users.

He's going to end up with a bad name
That was the idea, yeah. All that I care about is that the people who take part in the games I host appreciate what I do, not that they appreciate who I am.

Why?
So you would post more. Your angelic presence is enchanting.

there's nobody here
hur dur the problem is too many new people coming here
at least try not to be retarded

HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THIS? I TASTED OF THE JEW'S WHITE!

Wrong. I'm not banned, i still use mainly 4chan. I come before I sleep to shit everything.

That was the idea.
You mean it was intentional? Well-orchestrated.
Nice dubs. Sometimes I don't post if I don't have anything to day about the active threads, but I'm on pretty often.
Hewhoshallnotbenamed could be Z1 or Community-poster.
He might've changed his identity since I posted in that thread but you're also forgetting cherry in the Love Thread.
Then there's Newfag, and Dys still posts sometimes.

FUCK this why I hate this place! It's like a plot twist.

He might've changed his identity since I posted in that thread but you're also forgetting cherry in the Love Thread.
Please don't tell me you are actually one of the faggots in that thread.

Yeah, I gave myself that ten person leeway for a reason, I knew I was forgetting a few people. I hope you'll forgive me, Newfag and Dys weren't around last time I was here. For old time's sake I could have added nugger, but I'm sure he's long gone by now, and that no one would get the reference.
Though, someone referred to me by a name I hadn't been called by in the past two years, in the hg last night, so I suppose I forgot him too.
So, I guess in the absolute perfect scenario, we have fifty frequenters.

Then there's Newfag, and Dys still posts sometimes.
Newfag and dysnomia are the same person. Lurk more.

I posted at first when it was just like hentai and a little small talk. I stopped posting when the gay rping started.
Yeah that's probably a good estimate. There could be some more devoted anons but I think most people who post as anons have different personas. I could be projecting though.
I think opiatefag posts occasionally as well, don't think he's adapted a persona though.
I haven't figured out who you are yet but you need to stop this.

well im one of the gay community spammers. I am guessing there are three of us.

opiatefag
Christ, how many characters have sprung up since I left? Please tell me the story of 8/b/ 2016.

Dammit, I forgot there were three of you guys too. However, now that I've given myself a twenty person leeway, the fifty person projection still stands.

hes right you know. dysnomia has proven himself to be a newfag on multiple occasions. for example, he is not familiar with the origins of "hackers on steroids" or "buy a dog" although he uses the memes.

I haven't figured out who you are yet but you need to stop this.
Or what? you gonna funban me again? I figured out your ploy dumbass and realized all the different personas you use.
NEWFAG=DYSNOMIA
DYSNOMIA=MAKAPOSTER
MAKAPOSTER=Z1

NEWFAG=DYSNOMIA
DYSNOMIA=MAKAPOSTER
MAKAPOSTER=Z1
Jesus christ, how deep will the rabbit hole go once I told you Z1 isn't my first attempt at attention whoring?

The eliminate gays spammer is the hero we needed against fag rp threads tbh.

I remember you faggot. You post that holo creature in them sometimes, and if you aren't actively against the gay community then you are with them.

waiting for the next makapost

Yeah, I want him to tell me about 8/b/ in 2016.

I'll do a medium long version. Opiatefag started posting a while earlier, I think he was class of fall 2014 like most people but I can't remember his posts back to then.
spring 2015
there was a drug thread on here
someone posted their location, complained about not having an opiate dealer
tried to help
another drug thread later
realized it was the same 3 people talking about opiates
fall 2015
Sup faggots,
What's everybody up to besides getting high, jacking off, watching anime, and shitposting?
op started making the same thread every month or so
he started using the trip "opiatefag"
waropiate started posting to
started having the same thread and shitposting a little every weekend spring 2016
opiatefag started posting his lunch every weekend when he was shitposting
i was afk in europe most of last summer
came back and opiatefag was gone
asked waropiate what happened
he said opiatefag got doxxed because he posted his address on his wallet
someone gave him a hard time on linked in
he deleted it and stopped using his trip
i think he still posts sometimes based on style but haven't seen it in a while
waropiate stopped posting, someone said he went to a smaller thread
That was the closest thing to a real circlejerk I've joined on this site, but it was mostly just the 3 of us and 3 or 4 anons that I recognized, and it was usually just a few days a week.
proven
I don't believe it. Dys told me he left. Plus tt would have to be 2 distinct identities going back 2+ years, not impossible but it'd be Dysnomia's biggest prank yet.
Stop asking questions.
I don't know if that's the Hollo poster from the waifu threads going back a while but he was never gay. People post lots of qt anime girls in the love thread.

Please tell me another story.

missing the zootopia normalfag scum in the ponyfag thread.
fuck fuck sake user that thing that calls itself "skitty" practically has an erelationship with the nick-fag.

Prompt? Or I could share an outline of the fantasy bit I'm working on.

I don't frequent that thread often enough to know this. All I did was hop over and look at the first fifty or so posts. I hope you'll forgive me on not being a professional on ceirclejerks.

That's not really a story though, it's just a bunch of ideas.

Makaposter is a druggie

I meant more so the lore of 8/b/, but you can do whatever you want.

Is that even news though?
I'm going to need a prompt.

And then round it up to 8 again.

Alright, he seems really popular, so I guess I'll ask you to tell me the story of dys. I left too early to witness him, and I arrived too late, and can only hear whispers of him.
If you'd please, I'd like you to tell about him.

Well if your job was to tally up all the people ya blew it. Its so well known even this random fag is talking about it. Ctrl+F "Nick"

<tfw op doesn't recognize the banana community of 1 person

random fag
travis
Get out.

nigger that whole thread is half travis shitposting now.

Why are you so jealous of travis?

Yeah I know.
I'd hope that if they frequent that thread that much they'd know about all it's characters.

To call travis a random fag is to tarnish his good name. I can appreciate a born and raised 8/b/ meme that has survived as long as travis has.

Makaposter how did you feel when your hunger game thread was ruined yesterday

forced maymay shoops like all of the rest of the maymay cancer from horsefuckers, some of them even like the facebook dove.

Travis is a good meme. I agree with the facebook dove and horsefucker memes.

someone makes a silly thread
abstract shitposting
somehow becomes circlejerk
lo and behold cats cradle
people start using trips
dysnomia
supposedly starting posting in irc under the name after he started using the name in cats cradle threads
(I don't know I don't use irc)
high quality abstract shitposter IMO
timeskip to before dys became bo, I think it was about a year ago but I don't remember
lowcard was bo for a while
pretty solid
steps down
zuljin becomes bo
complete faggot
makes b a text board
gets booted by jim or steps down after like a day (I don't remember)
debate as to how he got the position and his connection with jim
no-one knows who bo is
b needs no captain, b goes where the memes go
dysnomia just asks jim for bo
gets board with no apparent qualifications
a bunch of people complain
he appoints some new mods
i got banned for having an avatar
make a thread about it with a vpn
he apologizes, boots the mod and unbans me
he was cool with me after that
made a lot of funsticky threads for no apparent reason
always fucking with css
made it pretty lively
generally responded well to feedback
he was always pretty sensitive to criticism
continues to be a quality shitposter
allows pedos to come back but they were posting cp and being assholes so he re-banned them
cryptically left and cut off all official communication
newfag took over
i made a thread to get his attentnion
he sage replied, said he just left but he clearly continued lurking
people keep insisting that he's newfag
quite possible dys
Other people hate him though. I still don't really know why.

When did baby travis show up?

makes b a text board
Haha, oh wow.
But you're right, I don't see many people look back on him very fondly, and from what you just described, I cannot fathom why that is.
That also reminds me, do you know if Uncle is still out and about? Do you know about yozam? Did you partake in the HGs of 2015?
God, I would ask everyone on the board this, but I don't care to ask people questions if I won't see them ever again.
Regardless, I'm sure you don't like sitting out in the spotlight for this long, so feel free to not answer my questions or to ask me any.

made it pretty lively
generally responded well to feedback
he was always pretty sensitive to criticism
continues to be a quality shitposter
allows pedos to come back but they were posting cp and being assholes so he re-banned them
Sucking your own dick like that, can you be anymore obvious dude? Might as well just admit it at this point.

travis is a good meme

Y so jelly???

what about me?

Uncle was one of dysnomia's personas. It could have been other people at some point but it was pretty much dysnomia roleplaying as someone else.
The name yozam is vaguely familiar but I don't really remember.
I played HG a few times in 2015. Not super regularly though.
And no it's fine, they're valid questions that you wouldn't get straight answers to. I am not going to post much more tonight though.

These nighttime meta/game threads are so comfy compared to the disgusting shitstorms in the morning and afternoon

theres only so many times you can shitpost photobomb before you hit diminishing returns. i blame the ponyfag thread for going full autist on cranking them out.

Uncle was one of dysnomia's personas.
That's actually beyond unsurprising, looking back at it. When me and the other guys from the HGs of 2015 retreated to our own board, he followed us, since Truthseeker was among us.
As for yozam, if you followed anything with the /int/ boards, you'd know about him. Or if you go to freech, but for some reason, I doubt you do.
God, I hate nostalgia fagging so much.

Yeah, the only thing I hate is that they're this late at night. I feel like shit in the morning every time afterwards.
It's a shame also, that I locked myself into only hosting HGs every Friday, since that means we're only going to see a game then and on Mondays.
The best I can do is hope a nice little comfy thread like this is started every night.

I am Nigger #42.v.04

You could start another circlejerk but that would be sort of excessive. Plus I feel like it kills the board and feels exclusive.

Arent you a neet though? So do you really need a proper sleep schedule?

Circlejerks are shit. They always devolve into "HI" "BYE" threads.

HI

make another circlejerk
I hope you know what killed the HGs last time they mattered to anyone. I should know, I'm the one who hosted it then, I'm the one who allowed the circlejerking and even indulged in it. I'm afraid I will not openly associated with anything that can be described as a circlejerk, I cannot allow the HGs to be shamed by extension.
I suppose I shouldn't take it this seriously, but still, they're fun, and I don't want to ruin that fun again.

No, I'm afraid I'm still in school for another three months, or something like that. After that, I'll be heading off to the armed forces for reason I won't get into.

Oh I see, you must be training to become part of the special forces who are going to defeat isis.

special forces
There's an autism joke to be made, but I won't go around picking low hanging fruit.
But no, it's nothing special. It's more so the financial situation that's changed, so I've given two options, be in debt for a decade and potentially get drafted, or go into the armed forces right now, get a veteran discount at college, get the G.I. bill's 80k for education, and not have to worry about getting drafted.
Though, I am going to get training for jumping out of planes, so I suppose that's neat.

all me tbh

wrong fagt

Yeah, I was going to do an edit where what he said was true, but then I noticed he quoted the entire thread.

Makaposter has stopped posting.
This thread is now meaningless.
Everyone abandon thread.

I'll wait here till makaposter returns.

I am not going to post much more tonight.

It's weird because I used to like posting in the morning but now it's terrible.
That was exactly why I stopped posting in the waifu threads on half-b 3 years and exactly why I don't really want to get involved in a real one ever again. Like half of the posts are saying "hi" and "bye" and the other half are "what's up?" "nothing" it's like when everyone first got cell phones with text messaging 15 years ago.
Valid.
Heh. Honestly though there are some cool military jobs, it just depends on your aptitude test scores.

half of the posts are saying "hi" and "bye" and the other half are "what's up?
literally the exact shit you can find in the cyclicals right now.

I suppose I forgot to mention that I already have a job, am sworn in, and have a ship out date.
I scored an 84 on the ASVAB, which I was kinda of proud of, until I was told that it didn't mean I got 84 percent of the questions right, it meant I did better than 84 percent of people who took it. Which means there's an entire 26 percent of fucking knowitalls that did better than me.

Agreed, that's why they're gay. I was frustrated to because when the Love thread started it was hentai and small talk. It honestly sucks what it became.
better than 84% means 26% did better
Not quite what that means.
On a serious note I kind of wonder how my life would be if I just joined the Army Corps of Engineers out of highschool. They do some interesting stuff. Jumping out of planes sounds cool to, but I don't know what that qualifies you for other than jumping out of planes.

until I was told that it didn't mean I got 84 percent of the questions right
As soon as I read this I assumed you were gonna say "I got 84 percent of the questions wrong" and was laughing my ass off until I read the rest

Nonsense, there are only 2 people browsing Holla Forums.
It's me and you. we just samefagged this thread.

I am not an animal. I am a man… a human being… and I browse Holla Forums

Thats actually a really good song that has nothing whatsoever to do with child abuse whatsoever. Thanks for posting that, I love stuff from that era.

mfw I've posted miku and z1 and aj and ponies and anime

My bowels quiver with anticipation, at this post being deleted for no reason whatsoever.

Not quite what that means.
My apologies, but that's exactly what it means.
If you get a ninety-nine, that means you did better than anyone else. It's impossible to get a one-hundred percent, because you cannot do better than one-hundred percent of people, because you cannot do better than yourself.
Though, one thing I just now noticed.
84+26=100
No wonder I only did better than eighty-four percent of people. That's what I get for staying up so late, I guess.
That grade thing aside, the whole airborne business is actually nothing special. Any job in the army is applicable for it, other than tankers. The reason I went for it was the bonus I was getting.

I just tried imagining a shitposter in the armed forces, and remembered this video.

Bump in the hopes of late night comf.

Sage in the name of anti gayism

Fuck you nigger.