i doubt there are any women on this board, but i'll try asking anyway. i see commercials on tv for products for female bladder leak. is this really a thing that happens so much to so many women that there is a whole industry for it? do girls really have piss leaking out their cunts at random times? does that mean if you ate out a girl there's a chance that she's pissed herself right before because her bladder leaked and you'll end up drinking it??
I doubt there are any women on this board, but i'll try asking anyway
It's women that have had their cunt's wrecked by giving birth
oh. does it last forever or is it temporary after giving birth?
depends how badly smashed it got
does that mean if you ate out a girl there's a chance that she's pissed herself right before because her bladder leaked and you'll end up drinking it??
Technically, she doesn't need to lack control of her bladder for there to be a chance of you drinking piss. Some girls don't wipe, others might enjoy pissing on your face on purpose. Best to just not eat a girl out; that's the gayest shit, anyway.
It also literally causes cancer
If you are a lazy fuck and don't train your pelvis floor, then yea, it might be a problem. The female urinal tract is 1/7th the length than that of a male, and this might lead to leakage since its harder to hold in the same amount of pressure. Its usually not much, mind you, just a drop or two. And many goes to the toilet before sex, so cunnilingus isn't a problem.
^basically the truth, women who have had c sections often get their bladders nicked by doctors, leading to bladder problems. No we don't leak at random times, only really an issue for women who have had children. They leak when pressure is applied to bladder (laughing, coughing, etc.)
I only lay eggs, so I'm actually unable to get bladder problems.
if I wear woman's clothes and say I'm a woman online, I'm a girl!
yeah right, faggot. you're still a dude
Tis a rare occurrence on the chan of 8's.
wants to lay your eggs
The constant stream of these adverts on tv makes me believe that most women have bladder control issues and makes me wonder if they need diapers.
Well women are basically adult children.
Giving birth to multiple children or twins can fuck the bladder up permanently.
Also even women who don't have kids will probably end up having leaky bladders in their senior years.
But also, I've noticed that the occurrence of young women in their twenties or even late teens having ideopathic chronic bladder issues is really spiking and no one in the medical community seems to be acknowledging it.
I know a 24 year old girl who admitted to me she wears Depends to bed now, not because she wets herself uncontrollably but because she has to go piss URGENTLY every 15 minutes to a halfhour, day and night. She didn't tell me the last bit, I just observed that for myself while working with her. She doesn't even do long car rides because she can't hold it for an hour.
I myself have bladder issues, same age as her, so we talked about what our respective doctors thought it could be, and what treatments, either from the doctors or self-applied we tried, that kind of thing.
My issue isn't as severe as her, but its pretty much the same shit for me.
Apparently unnatural low bladder capacity
Rarely have a piss with a good, steady flow. Just unsatisfying tinkles.
Up many times a night because of this, sometimes I get up to piss 3 times after going to bed before I even fall asleep
Both been checked and cleared for STD's
Both had fine, normal bladder & urination in childhood
Neither of us has had a kid
Both have been tested regularly for UTI's - sample is always free of bacteria, puzzling doctors
Both have had doctors prescribe antibiotics even though tests show no bacterial infection
Both have had temporary relief lasting about 2 weeks while/after taking antibiotics
Always comes back though
Her doctor recommended she stop drinking sugary shit, alcohol, and caffeine entirely, which she did but it made no difference
Both had ultrasounds done to check for stones - negative
Women are so ugly that they need make-up, who care about them?
In colder climates it can happen if you manage to wreck your bladder by wearing inappropriate clothing (for example, miniskirts and thin pantyhose) or sit on cold surfaces during wintertime.
Men get period pain too, you know!
So you're saying we should keep women in diapers cause they are giant children?
just do Kegel exercises, you stupid cunts
your men will thank you too
women are inherently lazy and depend on their outward physical appearance to get by. they won't do any sort of work that won't help get them facile comments or attention from men. a healthy bladder won't get them attention from men, so they won't do it.
attention from men
have you had an abortion? that can mess up the uterine lining.
when does it figuratively cause cancer?
i hire juggalos to falcon punch me every time i get preggies
if i get bit by a pad and can i become one?
I only lay eggs
After reading the thread I'm so glad I have a dick. No wonder they get fucking crazy with this shit
You asked for it
No. Women don't just leak out of their cunts. I would know. I believe those are for elderly women, or girls with medical issues.
I would know
What did he mean by this?
how would you know? did you ever get to touch one?
I touch one everytime I wash in the shower and wipe it after a massive piss.
wesa sense yousas jealousy.
not sure why its so hard to believe. I'm surely not the only female on Holla Forums?
You're not female.
How many men have you fuck in your lifetime?
and how much does your bladder leak during the day??? girls are nasty.
I don't leak, but yes other women I find filthy as well.
uh-oh, a female identified herself. Holla Forums viringity will start showing…
typically the women's bathroom has is full off unflushed shit and bloody tampons.
never been impregnated
never had her vagina smashed hard enough to cause lifelong bladder leakage
It's true. Women just leak easier, even without any specific medical problem. Like you know concept if "pissing yourself laughing"? Pretty much only possible for women.
You know, like the cancer that is killing Holla Forums.
not sure how we've gone 50 goddamn comments without this:
TITS OR GTFO
TITS OR GTFO
TITS OR GTFO
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