Dear Moderation of Holla Forums's Holla Forums ("Random") board…
I want to become the owner of this board. More than you LIKE being the owner of this board- trust me. I'm not saying you're bad at moderation, just that I deserve it more.
I will make this thread every day until I'm the owner of this board. I will make Holla Forums great again and it will be better than whatever's going on right now. Thank you.
Wyatt Cox
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Anthony Kelly
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Gabriel Rivera
mod me already niggers
Nolan Sanchez
Here you go little guy. :)
username: newfag password: ifyoureadthisyourgay
Isaac Gomez
You should just give him a moderating position already mods otherwise he'll never shut up. If he messes up then you delete his account, no big deal right?
Hunter Ortiz
You mean if he messes up again then I delete his account again, right? There aren't second chances.
why don't you make your own board and call it something like /alt-b/?
Christian Lopez
People have already tried this. It's never worked.
Owen Bailey
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Carson Martinez
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Alexander Ross
There are so many failed b alternatives on this site. I don't even know what you're saying.
William Diaz
All these other guys are faggots, who would obviously abuse the power as soon as it was given to them.
I've been on and off appealing for moderatorship since Lowcard stepped down. I just want to delete low quality spam.
How else would I do this? It's an unfortunate necessity.
Jose Reed
Fuck off tripfag scum. Your kind doesn't deserve mod, only a bullet to the head.
Gavin White
I had to look up how to use a tripcode.
Jack Lewis
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Julian Robinson
Ooof. These threads are not gaining any momentum.
Aaron Myers
Makaposter vs miku spammer when?
Xavier Martin
C'mon now, my guy.
Andrew Wood
Nope. It's just BO and the same 8 shitposters over and over again.
Connor Peterson
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Adrian Richardson
C'mon now, z1.
Blake Jones
Dude fuck off, it's not that obvious.
Levi Green
Fuckoff Z1
Jason Adams
IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU SECRETLY WANT THE ATTENTION
Robert Young
Never call me Z1 again fucker
Jaxson King
IT'S ALMOST AS THOUGH THE IDEA OF AN AVATARFAG WANTING ATTENTION IS SURPRISING TO YOU
Kevin Jackson
I'l call anyone, at any time, any place Z1 for any reason, Z1.
Joshua Williams
Makaposter is attempting to blend in. Dont let him escape.
Ethan Barnes
Where go?
Jaxson Carter
Honestly? I feel like these comfy, late night get-togethers should be kept to For now, at least. We can decide on what to do when that thread hits bump limit once, or if, we get there.
Christian Perez
I cant stop anymore. My makaposter addiction has consumed me. Kill me before I lose my humanity
Joseph Ramirez
Well, you can either cross your fingers and hope he shows up to what will eventually become a meta thread in four to six hours, wait until tomorrow and hope he shows up for the HG, or wait until Friday and cross your fingers that he shows up then. Or you can latch onto someone else, like someone out of the one of the two circlejerk threads, or the community guys.
Adrian Green
Can I be mod too? I be bestest mod ever. I will make everything worse, I promise.
Noah Sullivan
This is only one solution
Ryder Flores
Don't forget to livestream it.
Nolan Jones
Fair enough. I like shitposting during the day sometimes but I'm not always on enough to have a thread to hang out in. Sometimes I forget which thread I was posting in to.