You're going to love this. Everybody is going to love this. Trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state...

You're going to love this. Everybody is going to love this. Trust me. What you're seeing now is my normal state. Trust me.

This is a Super Alpha.

GOP Thugs just ignored the will of the DC voters and stole the vote for Trump.

Fuck Trump. Fuck parties. I'm voting for Johnson.

This whole thread is a fucking slide.

This.

And this…This is what is known as a Super Alpha that has ascended past a Super Alpha. Or you could just call this a Super Alpha 2.

This whole convention is a sham, just like Trump's ghost-written books and Trump's "success" in business.

At least Gary Johnson is honest and values freedom. Trump is only in this for his ego.

Oh, huh. What a useless transformation. You've switched your toupee, so what?

Sage

DC =/= USA

kys


posting in a slide thread.posting in a slide thread.posting in a slide thread.posting in a slide threadposting in a slide thread..

Your salt will season a thousand Trump presidential correspondence dinners.

Everyone hates you guys for doing the same thing in 2012. Go suck Romney's dick some more. What Trump has done to you cucks has restored my faith in this great nation. You will all hang from trees you treasonous and genocidal fucks.

Heh. Just wait.

i bet the jews did this post

Has he really found a way to surpass an ascended Alpha? Is that possible?

Why won't they just tally up the delegates as voted? Trump still wins. But the GOP is so desperate that they want it to look like a runaway landslide.

This is a shitty convention. You can't tell me it doesn't stink.

He must be bluffing. I mean, what would that make him? Double ascended?

Interesting….

with this one thread you've convinced me.

Now I'm a #JohnsonMassiveJohnson

Agh! W-what's he doing?

Stop bumping this halfchan-tier thread summerfags.

YOU JUST COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF, COULD YOU?

I don't even care if this is an austrailia-tier slide thread, I kekd

Yep you convinced me, Im a #JohnsonMissile now

And this…Is to go…Even further beyond!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Your pain feeds me, your tears thus must flow,
your soul is rotten, and what is more, your sadness makes me grow.

Whether cuck for Jesus, declaration, or Israeli kikes,
these keks are filling up my heart, like a yard, owned by niggers, full of stolen bikes.

Lolbergs are less than scum, kosher to their cores,
autistic progressives, and the sort of men who legit marry whores.

But sml, be you my blood, to be honest fam,
for lolberg cries wroth ascendant sides, wew lad, kek, god damn.

No, stop it, Trump! If you pull out your trump card now you're going to turn away all the supporters you have in the GOP!

And I say you need every delegate as it is!

Good luck with that.

Also, you retards should be aware that Rubio gave his delegates to Trump.

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NO STOP IT TRUMP
IF YOU DO THIS NOW IT WILL DRAIN AWAY ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE LEFT AS PRESIDENT, AND THE WAY IT LOOKS NOW YOU'LL NEED EVERY SECOND OF IT AS IT IS

Bампӣр 1 awacs
вампӣр 1 will persecute

Ngh! It's…unreal! How is he attracting that much votes?!

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This is a shitposting thread but it's a 10/10 shitposting thread

KEK HAS BLESSED THIS THREAD

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Do it, dad.

It's…too much!!

Their heads are huge, those brain cases must house Trump DNA IQ levels.

subtle I like it

Ever notice defeated losers always make this face?

Your salt is delicious.

they remind me of

No no-go signal.

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Someone needs to make a pic of him with actual SS3 hair, it would look fucking awesome

He just wants to "Feel the Johnson", its been so long for him….

This is now a cuck thread

Did somebody say cuck thread?

Hell is forever!

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AC/DC a shit

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Good taste