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you must cum into the soil to grow tree people

I know.
Now spread those asscheeks.

But that's gay.

Not if it's true bromance.

But we aren't friends so it's not bromance.

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new summer meme, right here right now

OP we need more context so we can make fresh pasta for other anons

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Fuck I just got myself all clean

I have to remark on the sheer pleasure of masturbating having come off of mirtazapine. My day was devoted to six hours of edging with the help of a stout cup of coffee. I chose Hounds of the Blade, Monsters of the Sea, Animo, and Daisy Chain 1/2 for my entertainment. The day was spent in a sublime electric trance and ended in whole body shudders!

Dude how do you guys fap when you share a room with your brother? Everytime im about to cum he twists and turns in his sleep and i get scared.

The shower?

You're fapping wrong dude. Here's what you do:

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AA master race checking in.

The genltment of supreme taste only cums in chicken eggs

or you could, you know, purchase one of several millions of existing and affordable male sex toys which offer superior re-usability and sensation rather than constructing a sockcondom abomination like a 3rd world poorfag

A NEW HOLE

it is truly the most efficient and patrician method of cum disposal. have fun living in the past, plebs

Just cum into your kid sister's hair as you cum.

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Oh, man, do I know that feel! I just got off all my medication and now I jerk off at least twice a day and pop boners like a teenager — it's insane how hard it was for me to get hard for three decades. Twenty years in prison, ten years on a cocktail of meds… I couldn't get erect even once in the last two years and I told my shrink it was making me feel very frustrated to not be able to masturbate. He consulted with my previous shrinks and they concluded that I am good to go off the meds. Now I can't believe how easily I get erect, how good it feels, how fast I cum when I touch myself. The only downside is that I want to kill people again. I'm finding it necessary to either clench my teeth or bite on my cheeks not ass cheeks to keep myself from jumping at people for the slightest irritation, and believe it or not the Internet has played a big role in keeping me in control. I do think about torture and murder every day and though thanks to a combination of factors I'm not able to play violent video games, I can post here and tell faggots to kill themselves and get in arguments to blow off steam. All the porn is also a good pacifier.

channel your energy towards a positive outlet. Go kill some niggers, your country needs you more than ever.

You really need a spanking!

I keep dedicated cum pantsu, tbh

I've never heard such ignorance on an imageboard before… Did it ever occur to you that I may live in a country that doesn't have any niggers, and that is actually politically sane and stable?

Cum on belly, wipe off with toilet paper.

Am I really the only one that cums wherever the fuck I want?