Have you caught up on your Garfield yet, Holla Forumsmrades?

Have you caught up on your Garfield yet, Holla Forumsmrades?

LOL

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All I have to do to make these hilarious is imagine Garfield not there.

Pbbbbbbt

can someone shoop chaldy to be a red user?

wew lad, she's got a nice pair, both in the front and in the back

Reminder that this strip actually appeared in a Garfield DTV

fucking normalfags

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Did you…help her out?

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So? Does this mean you can't fuck her for ten minutes?

not unless you want to pay dat alimony

You serious, mate?

I said fuck her. Not marry her and raise the other man's child.

… can't the kid help her out?

Yes

if you breath the same oxygen as her the court won't care, you're paying that alimony fam

Only if you live in Canada

No, jesus. Why should I fuck her just because she hasn't gotten laid? Why is that my problem?

Because it's an easy fuck from a clearly desperate woman

it's not your problem
it's your opportunity

But I don't want to fuck her

Did you help the kid out?

Why? Is she disfigured?

I notice a lack of Garfield in this thread.

No, I'm just good, man. Not my type.

You… you didn't seriously just post her picture, did you? Why would you think that was a good idea?

I didn't say you had to date her

Don't post people's private pictures of people, especially with THEIR KIDS on the fucking board. That's a potential mess of trouble that none of us needs.

Well, this thread certainly got interesting

Nnnnnnoooooo?

Holy shit, what a dolt.

just missed it

Was she ugly?! DAMN IT

I missed it


Fucking hotpocket beat me. FUCK

Holy shit I just got that

Christ, I feel stupid

What was that one comic with that cute frog girl?

Why do all my LOL threads bring out anons' personal problems?

Garfield is problematic like that.

This needs to be turned into a Lasagna Cat (with Drowning Pool's Bodies as the song)

AARH BUNKUL
new garfielf when
**i hope he uses some one punch man music sometime

Kansas as well, mate.

Because LOL threads are cancer magnets.

Is there more of this stuff

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Wrong thread, m80?

What'd be the right thread for it?

One with an SJW OP?

Kill yourself, my man.

is this real? that actually made me chuckle a little

That's a bit risque for a Sunday funny, no way that's real. Right?

Whoops, suddenly noticed the bigass "GRIMPHANTOM" watermark.

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No

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I like this couple. The girl is sweet despite her hairy legs.

She's a slob though.

I am an atheist and even I know those last two panels are stupid, forced and plain wrong. I don't even understand what the fuck is going on in the second image.

This person's writing should be considered a war crime.
Can someone explain what's happening in that second pic? It makes no sense.

Me too, but that hairy leg stuff is just a bit too tumblr for me.

She's having a bad day.

As an atheist, you should be angry. Because retarded atheists like the one that drew that comic are exactly why a lot of people don't like atheism even before it got invaded by all those feminists

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wew

FUCK

Oh fuck off you faggot, have you really gone so soft you're afraid of a bit of e-noteriety?

what?

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Well, I didn't expect that.

for fucks sake, come on he can't just quit like this

I knew there was something wrong with that fucker.
Honestly someone should just do a quest thread.

He's joking right?

No

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What the fuck man. Why do people who make funny videos always go full retard?

He never made Episode 5, 6, or 7 1 - 6.
He just skipped to the end.

Your threads are inferior

All I'm saying is, would it have killed him to have gone for the other episode's style-quality and just finish it with that? He started animating shit and it just felt like it was losing its edge with that SU video.

Welp not really the way I expected this series to end. A morale though comes out of this mess: never dream.

he was doing just fine and decided to be retarded, every fucking time

i will never like anything ever again

What happened? It had so much buildup even if it was a joke series built off of a parody of a parody. It could have been something. Did he cave into pressure? Who was pressuring him? A lot of people were following it but no one was going after him as far as I know.

He probably just got bored after deciding to listen to JewTube commenters who wanted to see even more characters from comic books and didn't want to be a one trick pony. Still it's a retarded way to go.

Well, we should be thankful with that we got, I guess. Better than it dragging on when he had no ideas or passion left.

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AAAAAAIIIIIIR~

PISS OFF WITH THAT SHITTY COMIC YOU CUNT! WE DON'T WANT IT! LEARN TO DRAW!

It's ovah.

She draws herself with hairy legs depending on whether or not she's actually shaven them recently, as far as I can tell. In half of her comics, she has clean legs, in the other half she has hair on them.

obligatory

With a reaction like that I need to find this comic but reverse image isn't giving me anything.

I found a web archive but it stopped working midway through. Here's a taste.

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At least Dilbert's still good.

Those dialogues are almost offensively bad.

The spelling offends me more.

I'm looking forward to his game.

I wish he'd go back to drawing porn.

Ok, you've piqued my interest. Who is he?

fuck off

You fuck off

Did you know that you can become the next Jim Davis?

garfield.com/games/comic-creator

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Heroic.

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Never gets old

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Just getting the best out of the way.

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I sexually molest all my children

Superior version

Why is this ugly shit posted everyday in every thread? Can't anyone ban that attention whore artist?

Yeah thats how you get readers, right? FUCKING ANNOY IMAGEBOARDS WITH IT!

I'd say being taken down by the European VAT MOSS tax counts as a pretty all encompassing ban on him not that I'm complaining

kekek

The Victorian / Steampunk / Magic one is called Chimneyspeak. Dunno about the other.

When did Chimneyspeak have magic, unless you're referencing
which is Redd

Literally the first idea I got.

Turns out you already did it.

>>>/reddit/

He also do faggots and crapp social justice I think.

This is why the pedophiles left!

Faggots I can live with if its porn
Social Justice I'd have to see if its minor enough to ignore
What's the source?

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The Mr. Culexus one always kills me.

top kek

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Seriously fuck this comic. It's manipulating you to read it because it's cute and you wanna screw the female cat.

But on the other hand, it's a webcomic that doesn't spoonfeed you politics and leftist crap.

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To be fair, the female cat isn't in there and the orange cat is the only one worth fucking anyway.

This one is better
professorgarfield.org/pgf_comics_lab.html

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How much I would fucking pay to be in this guy's situation and yet this low test faggot is mad as this woman

Nevermind, I'm a faggot.
The girl draws the comic

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But… why?

Because he's a dork

Is it alright to read these through the garfielf/FistOfTheB0rfStar voices?

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WEW

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sauce?

The Hero Yoshihiko (Yuusha Yoshihiko). The only good japanese drama. Actually very funny, doesn't fall in the "lol im such a nurd xd" scheme we often see in video game inspired shows.
Last time I checked all episodes were on dailymotion

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If you're going to make fun of the game, you might as well try to be funny about it.

But that takes more work and doesn't let people feel nearly as morally superior.

HAHA GET IT POKEMON GO EXISTS

I love it.

Where's the punchline?

Thanks user. I'm getting a Monty Python vibe from that pic.

that was kind of funny

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Exquisite.

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SMBC can be pretty great at times.

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s i m p l y d e l i g h t

Truly the only good Dover Boys comic

Can't someone finally ban that shit? Did anyone ever care except that cancer who keeps posting it?!

There are other Dover Boy comics?

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No matter how anyone reads this, anyone should be aware that her friggin stinky cat pussy is exposed all the time. ALL the time.

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Keep it on /mlp/.

A couple, but they're not really that funny since most come from tumblr, nor they're even LOL worthy

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I actually like Ponies, but PONIES not this mixed mongrel critters!

I thought this is the shitty-comic-thread.
So I delivered a shitty comic.

/mlp/ isn't the dominant pony board newfag its /pone/.

>>>/mlp/
>>>/pone/
>>>/brony/
>>>/trash/
>>>/suicide/
>>>/4chan/

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Come on, it was a very easy pun.

At least she has taste.

Cardcaptor Sakura was kinda boring, you know.

the manga was better and focused more on the characters instead of monster of the week

>>>/a/

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The autist who did the 2nd comic has never went outside of his house in his life.

really looks like a woman drew that m8

OH GOD MEN JUST SPRAWLING ALL OVER THE TRAIN AND BUS SEATS THEY ALWAYS TAKE UP ALL THE ROOM FOR THEIR HUGE OPPRESSING PRIVILEGED BALLS THEY NEVER THINK ABOUT THE DELICATE NEEDS OF WOMEN CLEARLY I MUST CONVEY THIS TERRIBLE PROBLEM THROUGH A RETARDED WEBCOMIC THAT MORE PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF THAN TAKE SERIOUSLY I AM SUCH A WARRIOR FOR EQUALITY I AM AT THE BLEEDING EDGE OF SOCIAL PROGRESS WHICH WILL NEVER BE CHALLENGED OR CONTRADICTED FOR THE REST OF HUMAN HISTORY

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I'd read that for sure.

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4.Which of the statements below are false
a)Whatever
b)Whatever
c)None of the above.
If I check c, that means that "none of the above" is false, which means that both of the above are false.

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You haven't been on imageboards for long, right?

Years and years of alimony stories?
Women asking on the web how to scam people into paying alimony?

Well, move to us. :3 (Europe)
We already had female pro-immigration activists being murdered by muslims.

So I guess when you do pic 4 as a guy, you're simply a faggot. TRIGGERED.

Describes tumblr perfectly.

Such a wise-cracking fag would have beaten up in school and the teachers wouldn't help him. And being a fag wouldn't even be the reason.

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Thank you, Holla Forumsmrade. This is quality.

I thought the second one was kinda funny.

It's a lot funnier than the first one, which is all preachy and whiny

I present you ==THE GENDER-FLUID PARADOX==

Gender-fluid person: I think i want to be a girl today.

Regular human: Well what does a girl feel like?

Gender-Fluid person: You know all happy and sweet and cheerful.

insert SJW here

SJW: ARE YOU ASSUMING ALL GIRLS ARE NEETY PRETTY INDIVIDUALS WHO WEAR DRESS ALL THE TIME etc etc.. YOU AS A MALE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WOMEN.

Gender-fluid person: EXCUSE ME! DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY GENDER!!!

Now you just step back and watch the fire burn

Oh yeah, the whole ideology is fucking nonsense. Even trannies only believe you can be a man or a woman. Tumblr thinks you can be everything and nothing, but that it's all made up anyways.. but it's also super serious and should be considered a hatecrime to misgender a person with a made up gender.

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The art makes their mouths look like beaks.

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I looked up Garfield on Google Play and the first app I found had this review. Is this one of you guys?

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That's so sad. I hope the doggo pulls through.

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Well, on the bright side, rich kids trying to drive society for the sake of being the center of attention is nothing new. We just see it more because "internet for the rest of us" gave them access to the biggest venue for their unsolicited bullshit in human history.

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Who keeps posting this ugly trash? I will have your head someday m8.

You better be fucking lying user.

Shillfag plz go.

Us she pregnant?

nou dis cand b happinin

If you're going to force a shill meme, at least force it on a comic that's still ongoing and behind a Patreon wall like Jago.

Yes

What's this called?

Just damn it Holla Forums.

How do genderfluid identities fit in tumblr's "genders are toxic social constructs" ideology? How can you "feel like a man" or "feel like a woman" when none of these are real? How can some people feel like women when the social construct of femininity is supposed to be so toxic and oppressive not even real women should follow it?


Classical trannies did. Now tumblr trannies are kind of like, admitting they will never be real men or women, so they put a trans before their transitioned gender, so for them there are at least 4 genders. I think it's stupid and totally misses the point of transitioning and transexuality, but such are fads, I guess. It's also worth pointing out that they get ultra buttmad when deadnamed or implied not to be real women, as if they were walking contradictions.

you new m8?

Speaking of genderfluid, even the creator of that short "12 Forever" made her characters genderfluid. And faggots denied that shit wasn't tumblr from the get go.

But whatever happened to Odie and Marmaduke?! Did they get revived?

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This really cant be the end can it?

Yes Yes well Nah no not really I mean there isn't any way to tell for sure if there was any clues like "what is up Holla Forums" or they use the vernacular like the vernacular terms like threads of hotwheels then I guess you could say for sure that it is a guy from us here unfortunately there is nothing as far as i can tell so let that be a lesson to you you don't have to jump the gun if you allow me the expression from firearms as soon as you see something different or it's not possible to tell at first or at second glance that this is from here or written by someone from here but I guess you could say that at least it was read by someone from here (you).
Although at the same time I guess I think there could be a lot of clues that I missed I had trouble to read the text because it is so badly written, but and I am tired from a week to work but and I'm fine now thanks it's not a big deal now so in the end user let me give you a piece of advice concerning the behavior you were the recipiency of presently be wary of speed conclusions because they will fool you around a few times at least once like right now and but I don't have a formal proof but there is a good fair amount of chance it was not.

I forgot to say that I wish the dog is fine poor dog

Honestly I could see that being either some user trying to be funny, or a legit fat woman who is desperate for attention because she's a shitty owner and allowed her dog to wind up in a situation where it got hit.

Markiplier's World.
It's twokinds, a shitty weeb furry comic made by markiplier's brother Tom
If you don't know anything about either one of these people then you're better off and should stop now.

If he doesn't know about TwoKinds I wonder what the fuck he's doing here.

We could all use pupils like that.

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What's a DTV

Direct to video

This is so bad its good territory.

Something I've always wondered: Why does the internet seem to hate fat people?

It's not just an internet thing. A whole lot of people hate fat people to some degree, they just voice it more publicly when on the internet.

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It's not just the internet.
Most people hate fat shits to some degree.
It's because it takes effort to be a fat piece of shit despite what most NEETs would have you believe.

You can generally avoid being a morbidly obese fuckcunt simply by walking around your block/neighborhood for an hour each day, but fat cunts would rather put that sort of effort into seeing how many cheetos they can stuff down their gullets instead.

It's specifically because these shitters put effort into becoming disgusting blobs and then try to justify it somehow that most people hate them on some level.

Obese shitters are the fags of the weight world.

Because it tells me everything I need to know about you.

It tells me you're not willing to change yourself.
It tells me you have no self control, little drive and no goal.
It tells me your only idea of joy is immediate satisfaction and don't look at long term ramifications of those actions.
If I call you out and you get huffy it also tells me you're a faggot who is the way he is because food will push down the bad feels.

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I love old sexist men's magazine cartoons.

I have a bunch more I can post if people enjoy them! I just admire the technical skill in the art. I mean some of these toons have colour work/theory, and light and shade better than an entire current class of CalArts grads combined.

Please do. I love Bill Ward's stuff in particular, but Jack Cole and Dan DeCarlo did some great work in the "burlesque-smut-funny" genre.
And LeRoy Neiman's Femlins…

Mate. It's called comedy. Are we really this far gone? Bloody hell.

I think I recognize the artists work. mainly because of this one bit he did which showed this sexy chick who turns out to be a crossdresser and his father wants to have a talk with him.

No offense guys, but… Do you have anxiety issues? Depression; anything? I used to be a lot more judgmental during my bout with clinical depression. I'd privately ridicule people, just because they were ugly. Now that I've got my wits about me again, I really couldn't care less.

I'm really hoping the answer is yes, 'cuz if not, the only thing I could recommend is to go outside more.

Fatty

lol

is this fucking video supposed to be serous?

(snort) Nascher over at 420chan's taimaTV channel once made a girl sign a sex contract before they made out so she couldn't call him a rapist afterwards. He showed us the fucking thing and everything.

Everybody thought it was hilarious, but I'm beginning to think it might be a good idea. Yeah, better card them, too.

but what if she withdrew her consent half-way, and was just too afraid of him to tell him?
you can't expect a person to stay in the same mindset about the things they have decided previously, nor to act according to their state of mind

Did someone sign as a witness to the contract? I don't know much about law, but I'm pretty sure contracts need that in order to be valid.

You sound like a fucking SJW.

Right. Gotta find a Justice Of The Peace to sign.


Maybe get them to watch. You know, as referee. In case she taps out.

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Oops sorry some repeats in the folder, my bad

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Is there a way to only spoiler induvidual images?

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Western Art is so much better than that jap shit.

These guys were real artists, they had to know colour theory, they had to know dynamic light + shade. They studied anatomy and how forms overlap and move against each other in deep space. They had to know how to make a character look lively, how to use a line of action, how to make forms carry weight. How to use negative space and focal points. That all combined into making stylised, bawdy magezine cartoons but it's still technically strong and great art.
They could not bullshit Grinning Potato and use their demi-dragon-kin-queersexual-person-of-colour status to avoid the hart work of learning how to draw.

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You said a lot of shit I have no clue about, but you know what, I'm gonna agree.

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Last couple I have in this folder, not sure if I have more. These last four are drawing references. They have tits but are anatomical studies so not sure if need spoilering. Mods feel free to spoil if artist nudes need spoiling

NO!

Because the most infuriating acts of all is often done by fat people, like Food Theft, Food Denial, Food Abuse (2 WEEK YEAR OLD BABY NEEDS COCA-COLA CUZ IT GOT MUH GENETICS!) and Diet Sabotage (teehee, i cooked your food in lard cause your are too thin now).

Seriously, there have been studies that your instincts prioritize food over Sex and that Food denial as much more severe enraging effect then sex denial. and it only needs to happen once for a person to make a "Fat Person = Fucks with (my) food = Threat = REMOVE/AVOID".

fuck

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The internet is fat people, so self hate.

Well, I never knew I wanted this so bad.

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I like these.

I'd do things with that wasp.

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lol

Not even going to post the one where he cries chicks don't fuck him for his gay bug pictures, and that they're totally superior to all fanart?

Post it, you slag.

In every thread. Please learn that we don't wanna see your shit or give you money. Please kill yourself.

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wait so is he fucking shotacat

Seriously I'm so gay for this ship.

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Scott DeWitt is proof that SJWs always target the emotionally unstable/weak to recruit new allies. You can see a difference in Scott's attitude from before his brother died, after his brother died, and after he started to talk to and work with a few known SJWs.

I SWER ON YER MUM

Is this idiot implying pineapples grow on trees?

The pineapples are an analogy for criticism you twat.

But its stating they fall on you out of nowhere.

He was President of the United States, a Supreme Court Justice, a connoisseur of fine apple pie, and a big fat bastard.

Tell me, user, what have you done with your life?

Obviously they don't IRL, it's the Giraffes dropping it.

It's gotta be slipshine

I love this rage thread.