Any anons had a near-death experience?

Any anons had a near-death experience?
What's your life been like since?

yes
like shit

elaborate faggot!
whoa, cuckchan dejavu

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this makes me sad

life's shit, what's there to get into?

me too.

did you see nothing? is life in the face of infinite void futile? what do you do in your daily life to face the veritable emptiness?

It was stupid. Three or four seconds skipped and I was alive an super pissed.

I also want my magic girlfriend back.

Prepare for kitty porno.

what did you see?

the usual. heart beating fast and like a weird flash of your life (pretty scary). i work, shitpost, and unfortunately, i have shit w/ my family that i don't want to get into. when you have a life, these philosophical ventures become short, and for most, nonexistent.

i wanna fuck lum

like, bad.

explain

I ride a motorbike in a congested city so I have them almost every day. The first time will make you pissed at whoever put your life in danger, but once you get past like the tenth situation it's not that much of an issue.


I wouldn't say that it really changed it. I suppose I worry less about little things than I used to, and I believe that to be a direct result of having to rely on my own actions to prevent myself from being mangled or generally fucked up in some way.

I had an experience that may qualify as near-death.

I had my blood drawn twice in one day, because I'm stupid. The second time it was done by some fuckin' idiot who drew way too much. I kinda blacked out, but instead of unconsciousness I experienced a feeling of being 'everywhere at once'. It was unreal. I also lost control of my bowels. Luckily my stomach was empty so it was just a really nasty fart.

i
wanna
fuck
lum

what more to explain?

elaborate, pls. for those of us who have no meaning to life.

sounds like a less than life-threatening experience.

kek, fag

But how?

Yeah. I suppose it all does depend on how fast on coming traffic is going when you get flung into the path of it. Not to mention the fact that a large portion of motorcyclists die simply by being rear ended at traffic lights, or because someone pulled out at a junction.

Who needs air bags and steel cages, right?

meatsacks with expendable lives.

Got really sick with an infection, felt an odd peace though when I was at my most ill.

I went through the 5 stages of grief when I had a vomiting bug

Fuck it, I just took a ton of Mugwort.
We'll find out what happens then, faggots!!!

It wasn't near death but the moment of adrenaline pumped up is telling me not to die and try land without snapping anything.
The car driver that hit me is a female driver and the road is supposed to me 20kmh max and her car front got crushed like hitting a wild hog road kill style.
I'm 173cm and i do weight lifting often and weight around 80kg max, didn't have any broken bones but some flesh gone from the elbow to knee, at least my hair grew back.

One time was dengue fever, i actually got hit 5 times, twice in the same year and 3 times seperately different years.
First time was the worse, it happened not long after i got hit by the car. Man, life i shit back then.

Btw i got hit by this. If it was a sedan i wouldn't be sliding so far away despite the rain i guess.

Swam out to far once with a friend after being in the ocean swimming for 4 hours. Got half way to the point, realized I was fucking exhausted and start swimming back. At some point I couldn't keep my head above water, started to try and touch the ocean floor (Apparently that's what the body does when it starts to panic before drowning). I don't even know what came over me, I couldn't cry for help cause the shore was just to far away and my friend had fucking disappeared, he was an amazing diver. I kept trying to full out body stroke to the shore exhausting myself even more. Finally I came to my fucking senses and rolled over to do a back stroke and float. Once I made it to the shore, I was just in complete awe at how close I came to drowning.
A father with his family saw me come out and came over cause I looked pale as shit/ had seen a ghost. I just said I almost didn't make it back to shore and was being fucking stupid. He laughed, gave me a beer and said Bruce Lee use to say you should at least try and kill yourself once a day, then walked off. I was 19 at the time and was in pretty good shape. My friend finally showed up and didn't say anything. Asked where I got the beer. I am 30 now and still don't know how I feel about it. I guess I am a lot more careful around water and more respectful of nature. What the dude said to me still makes me laugh to this day.

I actually died and was resuscitated 3 times as a kid (my "mother" cut my ass open and let me bleed out for two weeks) lost most of my colon and have to FOREVER live with a shit bag on my stomach. My life has been absolute shit, except for my son. Growing up I couldn't play outside for too long because the sweat caused the shit bag's tape to peel off, I couldn't go swimming, I ALWAYS farted in class even when I hadn't eaten anything for two days (my choice, not because we didn't have food) and it was hard keeping a job because of the smell it omitted. Fuck my life. So how was you guys' day?

I knew a kid who used to say the following:
"Man…I'm sorry."

I actually died

too bad you didn't, you laconic faggot.

Hit two cars on motorcycles, one of those times I shattered both the bones (tibia/fibula) in my lower leg, couldn't walk for 4 months.
almost hit numerous things from not being able to stop in time, multiple times assholes almost pulled out in front of me (same way I hit those people),
almost hit a deer going 130 at a full lean around a gradual bend, almost hit a deer going 90 on a straight that was running towards the road, if I were going any slower it would have hit me..
Almost drowned twice when I was younger,
cut open my left arm with pretty big gashes on two occasions, maybe 1/4 inch from the 'good' veins.
one time tried to pass a tri-asshole truck in a car and wasn't making it, and another come around a bend, so I ditched it and barely pulled out of the ditch in time to narrowly avoid a guardrail and that head-on tri-asshole. and probably more. Life is aww'right though, keepin' on. Felt pretty alive afterwards of all of them.

Took too many drugs including dxm, dph, and25b, basically fake acid, and almost died from dehydration before medics found me playing in a ditch right outside my friend's house. I knew i was dying. It's kinda fucked up and scary being on psychedelics and knowing death is coming. There's a two way spiral when it comes to tripping. if you go up it can lead to enlightenment i guess. Down, it leads to something akin to death. I knew "this is the day that i die" a profound realization. At the same time i was so delirious and incoherent that my friends didn't understand i was in danger. I guess they made me go home cause i was yelling and i started yelling outside. I felt like if I focused I could use my imagination to see enemys and fight them in my imagination. So i was running around in the ditch and idk why but i was laying down looking up when they found me. i was staring at their flashlight. That's all i really remember. I must have blacked out until i got to the hospital
Basically the doctors told me my kidneys were in bad shape and i almost died

you see sort of pictures of your life. i remember seeing my mother beating a kid and then me swimming. you see a lot of stuff.

I once had a muslim walking next to me.
Thought this is it, i am kill.
I changed my direction next block.
Will never forget this moment where i almost died.

Sounds like you did the right thing. I'm not in great in shape but comfortable in the water and I don't really understand how people drown prior to getting hypothermia. Switching between breast-stroke and backstroke with properly timed breathing is pretty low energy even if you're not in great shape. Bobbing with proper breathing is kind of hard but you won't drown.

Man that made me sad. Like I could live with that as an adult, but I can't imagine how much that messed you up as an adolescent. Convergent paths though, you're no worse off now than a lot of us, it's just unfortunate for you that you ended up with us and it's not even your fault.

>>>/catscradle/

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