PONY BREAD

Skitty was here - 2/6/2017 6:05 AM

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i'm going to practise for a second on TF2 with my USB keyboard to see if i'm any good

then i'll try downloading WOT on my desktop if i can get the feel for my USB one…………..

Did you want to order a drink with your bread?

youtube.com/watch?v=r9ZJyLT89y8

I hate niggers

You should fuggin download it right now! lel
you've been saying you'd get it since last year.. idunno what's so hard about installing a game, you literally just click a file and it does the work for you…

Nothin new sweet cheeks.

mkay i will

the USB keyboard is fine too except the spacebar which is very loose

so as long as spacebar isnt the master key for everything i should be okay

I lived next door to one once and his house got raided by a swat team for selling heroin and he had a fat ugly girlfriend.

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neat
I think TF2 is done but I'm making a spray now kek

i'm downloading WOT now

it's a lot smaller than i thought it would be…. i can download 2GBs in probably 30 minutes

I just mocked the shit out of a team so hard they fucking went silent in cs go.
Fuck it's good to see the community hasn't changed much in the last 10 years.

Your internet is very slow?
it's going to be like 13GB… it downloads some stuff adn then does it again… you should just play TF2, I got it to finally work now.. VAC wasn't letting me play it >:(

yeah i dont have fiber internet, it's downloading at 1.6MBs

i'll play TF2 right now though

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damn… wow that's slow af…
I typically download things at like 10mb/s so it doesn't take very long for me

"dammit donald" should be the new saying tbh

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why would someone record that

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Why does your ass get pounded by Nickon a daily basis?

are u on a server right now?

i can't join

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because. I had to save that.

Now in a convo, why would someone say, "si lo dices, lo creo?"

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Hatred ALWAYS wins

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Fucking hilarious how dense those fuckers are and everyone like them.

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I see screaming tards

wonders what my wot download is looking like now

Insurance agents are worse than niggers. I just love getting a sudden letter saying my insurance expires in 2 months.

It's a football game

wow ok

Not according to to all the ads.


You're ugly

hotcutehentai.tk

soz. i wanted to see what wot was looking like

it says i can play now on WOT even though its still downloading stuff

Are they finally calling it soccer

I sure hope big bubba blows his fuckin load.

kind of like you do to everyone in the thread constantly?

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Should i go to sleep

You've seen me?


I had to go to the store, some guy at the gas pump started pumping gas and just left with the nozzle still in the truck gas thing and ripped it off the machine and didn't even notice and just drove off like nothing…
How much longer will it take? have you made an account yet? try playing it and see if it works lol


Do I really? how so?

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someone replied to you above and someone else has been looking for you and you disappeared. You do it frequently, actually. Then you don't reply to your replies when you get back ½ the time.

I don't do it on purpose.. sometimes I get really nervous and don't know what to say and I end up staring at the monitor and drift into deep thought and lose track of reality, then eventually completely forget what I was doing..

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I think maybe it's an expression that seems to emphasise a person trusts you enough to believe you aren't being deceptive… but I think it can mean multiple things depending on the tone someone would say it with..

Who hasn't?

pshhh

Only nick's seen me lol

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tfw reece abandons u again

Morning.

How was your ass last night, Skitty?

Uhhmm.. sitting on a friends sofa, attached to my body that was watching john wayne movies with them.. how about yours?

Well, that was a very unsatisfying answer.

Well.. I mean what did you expect?

Hear about how hard nick pounded your boipussi.

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what in tarnation…

𝓌𝑒𝓏𝒹𝑜𝓇 𝓅𝓁𝓈

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Which part of you did he see?

You need to beg Nick, not me.

Force of habit, i guess?

:3

Skitty, this is a serious issue. I need to know how hard your ass got pounded. For research or something.

Who even is this? Iza?

eenope

Wanting to know such things.

You're a salty but curious douchebag aren't you lol
You don't need to know.


s-shut up
just


JUST


I'm analmouse

Confirmed for showing each other your dicks.

is that what you think

Oh, hi


I'll shut up if you talk. Now spit it out

Dude it's a dick, like half of all the people on the planet have em.

It's what I know. Just look at how defensive you are. And your typing style. And the pics you post. You got power bottom written all over you.

and like most sexual organs, people want to see them still because they are attractive features

But naw, skitty' pussy was totally split in half watching John Wayne while Nick twirled a lasso around his head.
Howdy pilgrim howdy pilgrim howdy pilgrim

lol pats won

You seen it once you see it all.

Nate Silver on suicide watch

That's racist.

you have a dick

On a serious note though, I'm that one fag that makes travises, travis jrs, blewberrys and just don't have a name.

Who?


I am not picking up what you're putting down

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Yeah I do. You wanna see it faggit?

I think somebody should brush up on what it means to be defensive

This guy.

I appreciate the work you put into those blewberrys. They're some quality disturbing material

nice pic to make him look like an idiot.

You can tell me all about it after your next online date.

I bet mines bigger than yours

i've seen it twice now

But that's when it all started to go downhill, and how people are going to remember him since becoming a meme.

So why did you wake up today and decide to come here and start calling me ugly and accuse me of being defensive when I questioned your method of forming that opinion? like you could have done something productive but instead you decided to try and be a douchebag with a random person that posts on Holla Forums

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I really like seeing blewberry get all pissed off and start calling me "Dissy". It inspires me to make more.

I bet you have.
I bet you have.

Wouldn't be surprised.

Still don't know him

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jfc

what if dong expanded one quattuorquinquagintillion times its normal size?

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Enjoy your "legacy"

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What up?

nothing much ,yourself?

quattuorquinquagintaquadringentillion is a really big number

Anyone ever try lopado­temacho­selacho­galeo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypo­trimmato­silphio­parao­melito­katakechy­meno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon?

Shitty, this is just gibberish.

ooga booga, go back to Africa

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon

Thinking about buying a black powder revolver since I can legally own them under 21 without all that bs and they're pretty cool.

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do you think prezzy trump will be assasinated this year?

I think I'll head to bed
night guys.

🍧  🎀  𝒴🍬𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹 💗𝒻 𝓇𝓊𝒹𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 ❤𝒻 𝒶 𝓈𝓊𝒹𝒹𝑒𝓃.  🎀  🍧

i stayed up longer than you after all

gnight

Sleep well.

`•.¸¸.•´´¯`••._.•  🎀  𝒢💗💙𝒹 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓈𝒾𝓇  🎀   •._.••`¯´´•.¸¸.•`

It's 2:30 am kek, have a good one.

💙


night

This needs to be cyclical so I don't have to keep hiding it. Either that of everyone here needs to kys.

No. Libtards are afraid of Pence and Ryan.

pshhh

you shopped it to make the face wider…. didnt notice that


yeah because you posted it twice to begin the mating dance with me

suddenly stuff

yo yo yo wassup homie, you like cheese?

i love me some cheese

i should be sleeping

Actually I didn't. Looked like that when I saved it.

w..what I miss?

you missed nuttin

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WOW

That'll teach you to troll

probably the most interesting imo was watching blewberrys surprise when they realized dissy memeing them with his face picture wasn't' actually dissy but a bunch of different people

is it weird if i butter my toast upside down and put salt on the buttered side?

You're retarded. Me flipping my dick out means about as much as flipping it out in front of a bunch of other people. I flip out a dick pic and only hand it to you, then yeah.
"FOR HARAMBE!"

how do you butter your toast upside down if toast being symmetrical has no up or down?
do you mean you butter both sides?

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yeah, I tend to put it above my head towards the light so I can see it's golden glow, and slowly butter the underside, then I flip him around and put a little table salt on him and eat him up

absolutely silly

I'm guessing some people are just retarded. And think any non liberal famous person will solce their problems.

yeah well have fun ✨🦊 with 🦄 life 🍇  🎀  𝒹❀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃🍩𝓇𝓂𝒾𝑒 𝓌𝒶𝓎  🎀  🍇

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will do
in fact i will jack off twice on my toast instead of just once today

🎀

Must have been quite something then!
How's it going KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN?


kek
how's u Skitty?


Hiya Solaire!

👀

How goes it?

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hello
have we met?


im good
trying to get reece to play WoT so we can play together.. I don't have any bread friends to play with anymore since turckey had to leave and move away for something and he was the only one who'd play it with me..
hbu?

i'm good just tired and watching some youtube. and how are you?

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would it make you sad if i said i didn't read 80% of what you typed there?

No.

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booze helps the world go round or something.

Sadly that's the only impluna I got


poni poni~


ahh..Wish I could join ya, but I got assignments and exams starting to pile up, gonna be a rough ride it seems, hopefully the last of its kind till I graduate

I'm doing good, just ate dinner, chillin, gonna get an assignment done soon, not much else going on atm it seems


Doing good, just ate dinner and chillin, gonna study a bit later on

nice I fould this today

readcomiconline.to/Comic/The-Crow-1989/TPB?id=87029#27

Then i have no reason to ever talk to you again. Good day.

cool!


;~;

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Whoops sorry, I tend to miss short replies with monochrome images it seems

I'm doing good, just chillin after dinner, just had some coffee…also working on an assignment so kinda distracted atm
also

Too late, the damage is done

Welp, no point of trying to fix it then

Hey! This is my line! Stop stealing my thing and get your own

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that's good


isn't it my thing to post fluttershy doe?

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What up Wezzy?

💦🍑

LOL
hello sir

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Hitler is my inspiration.

mfw haven't slept since thursday

fish slices
fish of the elasmobranchii subclass (a shark or ray)
rotted dogfish or small shark's head
generally sharp-tasting dish of several ingredients grated and pounded together
silphion "laserwort", apparently a kind of giant fennel
a kind of crab, shrimp, or crayfish
honey poured down
wrasse (or thrush)
a kind of sea fish or blackbird as topping
wood pigeon
domestic pigeon
rooster
roasted head of dabchick
hare, which could be a kind of bird or a kind of sea hare
new wine boiled down
wing and/or fin

wow what a meal. bet you're about to sleep right?

Stop it.
Get some help.

i'm still not tired

Holy shit.

Lie down a while mang.
Staying up that long will fry your brain.

purge the scalies

w-what is this
meal? I ate some buttered toast like an hour ago.. and some eggs a few hours ago.. and some tilapia like 7 hours ago.. no I don't feel like sleeping just yet

btw, what should I order from the grocery store?
I got: peanutbutter, more tiliapia, meat and that's it so far..

Only cats will remain when the altfurry get their way.

it's that crazy word you said earlier, a meal containing all those things
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
coconut oil and a cucumber with the thickest base you can find. i dunno im about to go to sleep for a little bit

I'll try.

And of all else fails. Z-quil.

thanks for baking skitty!


Heya Rose

psshh

Poni poni

Oh, right… I didn't even bother reading that far into that thing… I just tried to update myself on the longest words, I remember just some time ago it was supercalijoshuscali something whatever but now it's this giant word and some other fucking ridiculous one that takes 3 hours to pronounce…. because it has 160,000 letters… lol

Hi hi.


No worries brah. I'll find an oven big enough for you.

Hey 🌹.

You can check the compact section, should be large enough for me.

Have you seen this #altfurry shit on Twitter?


You won't get off that easy

not to sound racist but if youre a scalie get the fuck out of my country

nice 9/11 get!


poniponi! poni?


Hows a Rosey?

Jokes on you, i already got off


Your country a clown fiesta anyway.


no

Ready for purging.
And diaper fags are the first to go.

Degeneracy!

the greek one is longer than the one from mary poppins and came slightly before. the hundred sixty thousand character one is probably a chemical compound or something so it barely counts

Aren't you pretty close to Romania Luna? What's going on over there? I heard the super corrupt government is being protested for trying to wipe their criminal records.

poni. = (


bring it on!

You're talking.

hm. im glad we can't be friends anymore

No. Altfurry?

like i wonder why they had to even give it such a long name, it is what you said.. but why make it so long lol

Into the camps you go!


What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

No idea. Romania is like 2 countries away from me. I read something on reddit this morning, but didnt go into it deeper

Furfag alt-right.
It's fucking hilarious!

for fun or something. sleep time, bye

I got quite a few 3mg melatonins and 10mg lortabs maybe a few of those will help?

hurray for fun camps!


scalies and dragonfurs are pretty awful


this is relevant to my interests. link me!

I guess? Aren't chems why you're in this mess?

twitter.com/search?q=altfurry&s=09

how do you pronounce scalies? lol

its… so… beautiful.
i wonder if my friend is on here, he's right wing but i dont know if hes a nazi.

hahahahaah

Sleep well.

am I missing something?

Who knows?
Hell. I might even be on that tag somewhere.

poni poni :3

Not eaten enough pets today?

this altfurry tag is amazing! i cant believe people are getting so worked up about nazifurs!


haha nice!


heya Canon!

Haven't took any drugs in the past week, not sure what my issue is.

Assuming makes an ass out if everyone I guess.

246 posts itt so far and I made 54 of them, that means I roughly 22% of bread. This number should be higher, up until I virtually am the community and bread. stop stealing my glory!

there wasn't supposed to be a link to anyone in that last post

this altfur thing sound wicked fun

is it basically actual nazi furries or what? is it even real? I want to join… the furred reich.. inb4 no non whites allowed
pshhh

What if we all just become you? Itd just be a thread full of Scriptkitties shrieking at eachother. That could be fun

Do it famelion

most altfurs are just there for the uniform fetish

you don't want that. take it from someone who's been there.

why were you up at 6 am posting ponies?

because I woke up at 10PM and haven't gone to bed.. I stayed up a long time at a friends and fell asleep at like 3pm or something…

testing

nazifurs have existed for a long time. I think its just now becoming a thing because people really want to cry about nazis. Nazifurs arent actually working to exterminate humanity and have a furred reich. Or are they?


SIEG HEIL!

I'm a furry. and nazis are my fetish.

hi

Yay! New Lunas

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Hows it going? Im now part of the Skittyborg!

no no, that's not allowed.. no blueberries allowed.. im sorry

i'm good, just got off work a little early today.

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what even is that

this chick has a make America gay again hat

kick ass. have you been peeping some of the newfriends around? we get a lot more fans coming to say hi now that we're uncycled.


didnt you watch star treks?

gg can't post pix?

not at all
the most i know about it is there's a guy named spock in it

punch her. you're allowed to punch nazis now.

oh heck
but in class

lol, that middle one doesn't realize we ARE Holla Forums Holla Forums. there would be no traffic here at all if we didn't exist.

the borg are like the big bads from the second series, Star Trek The Next Generation. They're a cybernetic hivemind that assimilates other races


yeah Im not sure how he wants to fix that situation haha

then listen my fresh nigga.

Grr

what does wearing a saftey pin mean?

boards grow organically. think of how we ended up here. i want this place to grow as well, but i don't want it to become like old Holla Forums.

it means you want to have safe gay sex.
or you love niggers. honestly these days, it's probably both.

Gross

it keeps your nappies up m8.
it's also like wearing a swastika for liberal crybabies.

post election, Holla Forums trolled a lot of anti trumpers into wearing the pin, which was a gay symbol long before that.

its just how modern day untermensch tell the master race that they want to go take a shower.


I havent seen 8ch b g row much at all, but as long as we're here thats what matters

Hrmm
I'll just stay outta politics


oh, lol

great idea.

Yup, apathy.

it grows when there's an exodus at 4chan.
all we need to do is cause a major shitstorm there that pisses the users off, like the gamergate thing.

im sure it wont be long til they have another one of those, 4chan is a fine place for shitstorms

my favorite color
is pussy! ⛧

pshhh

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aaaah.
a bunch of alt-furries are following me!

Whats with you and cropped porn?

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what's with (((YOU)))

i saev dis

more like this one pls.

That doesn't answer my question but ok.

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Let's cut straight to the chase, here…


PONYS MAKE ME CUM LIKE A HOSE

Mein gott!

if ya can't, why bother worrying about it?
move on cunt. you can be as cute as somethin more reasonable you know.


hilarious right?

But she's perfect.

at least as cute as celestia?


welcome, friend!

just lmao

she's a cartoon character mate.

dont you want to be cute too? you post cute poni

crop this, faget

Why the fuck do I want to be cute? I'm a fuckin dude BRO
lmao
Do you want to be cute? I take it as a yes seeing that you assume it's what everyone else wants. No, I don't wana be cute I wana be a FUCKIN ALPHAMALE.. but I'm like 5'4" so I think I have some work to do idunno

youtube.com/watch?v=VSrv_n4tw7w

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You better get cute real soon if you want Nick to notice you and pound your boipussi


;_;


You're a cartoon character, MATE!

kek


yeah I'd go for being a cute petboi

What in the fuck, just dear Jesus what kind of new wonderful neo-neo-neo-nazism is this?

well i think youre a cute = )

nice

I can understand wanting to look like liru, or felix.

but she's a horse!

the best kind.
holy shit I might just have to start keeping an eye on twitter now.

jfc all'a'yall're turbo fuckin fags
word

theres a great furry diaper comic

*squee*

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I'm not sure you even know what i look like


No u

are…. are you not a purple haired alicorn?

u wot m8

but you're the one (((projecting))) about being cute so guys can notice you and screw you
you pretty much revealed this is the idea you have in your head… that you don't think you're cute enough and then you're implying I should care about being cute or guys wont want to screw me

it is. you haven't a snoot mate!

what is alt fur

alt-right furries.

weird

You're the one projecting here. I merely said i'll never be as cute as Luna, never said i wanted guys to notice me and screw me. That's all you buddy.


Not that you know of

what do you think i am, an idiot? I know you're not actually Luna. Luna is a BLUE alicorn. You're a PURPLE alicorn. Its not like I have no grip on reality

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Was actully Chryssi

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you literally just fugin implied it right here

I don't feel so good

EVERYTHING YOUVE EVER SAID TO ME HAS BEEN A LIEE!
*Runs off crying*

howabout a hug?

But i was telling you to do that, not that i want to do that.

and what would make you think this is something others are interested in doing and so happens to correlate with being cute if it's not something you're thinking about and are interested in

kiss me

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Because you felt the need to post negative comments on my post which didn't relate to you, so i decided to meme you back with memes about Nick pounding your boipussi.

That seems to be the popular meme these days

the meme wars have begun!

I mean like.. nausea

hmmm so hugs wont help… im sorry

thinking that aspiring to be cute is negative to you? JUST LOL
wow you really r a fag m8
also u don't know me! or ken for that matter, so when you meme at me ur pmuch memeing into the unknown
unknown memes, better watch out

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humps u

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very lewd tbh

I can't believe I've never used this before.
twitter is fun!

Rolling around at the speed of sound
Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow
Can't stick around, have to keep movin' on
Guess what lies ahead, only one way to find out

Must keep on movin' ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Trusting in what you can't see
Take my lead, I'll set you free

Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me

Danger is lurking around every turn
Trust your feelings, gotta live and learn
I know with some luck that I'll make it through
Got no other options, only one thing to do

I don't care what lies ahead
No time for guessin', follow my plan instead
Find that next stage no matter what that may be
Take my lead, I'll set you free

Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, follow -
Follow me - set me free - trust me
And we will escape from the city
I'll make it through, prove it to you
Follow me

Follow me
I'll make it through,

Oh, yeah.

:3

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*notices your bulge* OwO What's this?

squee


notice my bulge

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holy shit I never realized that that cub is missing both his hands and his feet got stung by bees.

#=ヨ6wSBo戞

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lol

i think imma try and get some sleep..

slee4p tight skitty! dream sweeet dreams of Nick!

nick's pp

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twitter is now pink.

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twitter is for fugs.

fugg :DDDD

heck off with dola.

Hello friends and foes

titters though?


which one of those do I fall under?

heya

stop!

How about both?


What's up Blew?

forgive!


great.

Gr

That way I can treat you an enemy yet in a friendly way and vice versa. How's that?

evens to the store
odds stay put.


grr ♥


sure sure.
I do anyways.

Enjoy your trip.

fuck yes. I'll be back.

don't heart.

I am back, one energy drink richer.

monster?

wb
I hope you have a use for the energy

yessir.
the low-cal one.


not really.
I just like the way it raises my heart rate without actually giving me any energy.

Yeah, I only drink the no cal ones.

Good call ?!

So like a comfort drink. Hmm.
Heart rates not too over the roof I trust.

As long as he doesn't drink 3 or more in a day he'll be fine.

Monster made sure I knew that

nah, I just like the slightly metallic taste.


indeed it is!
nah. not too high.

Okay 3 in a day is going a bit far. 2 is still kinda pushing it. So long as one takes it easy I suppose.

drink blood then

yup!
I'll need to keep track of how much people have when I givem out!
which will sock

Oh good good.

I could never get into them or maybe I'm just too pussy for that stuff.

just workin round the house and hgangin out, youj?

I'm not emo enough.


probably both.

drink..
Metal?

Sounds like a tricky job, though just keep an eye on the behavior of customers and all that.
You'll know when the same ones keep coming by though.


Chilling in bed listening to Gorgon City. I should be asleep but I have stuff keeping me up for a good while.


You could say that, yeah.

you don't drink metal. you listen, and experience metal.


you did!

I never said both though!

ehh?

The contract I signed prohibited me from selling the monster, I can only hand it out at events.

Ah fair enough. Are you just a Monster distributor then?

Drink uh..

aluminum uh.. foil?

A paid one at that!

I'll also get to hand out swag, aswell!

I'm still upset that "hitler did nothing wrong" isn't a flavor of mountain dew.


nah, you chew that.

Ah cool.


This is why you don't trust kids who put stickers on bottles, add a bit of food colouring and claim it to be such a flavour.

goldshlagger!


I'll embezzle so much wew!

All the wews, hm.

, wew!

I'll give so much to my friends

Make sure you have plenty left for yourself too!

food coloring to what?
vinegar?

that's evil.


kek. wha?

duh?
:D

Okay just liquid colouring, not necessarily flavour related


Unless you run off infinite wews, of course :3

awww well im glad ya can stay up with us, youre a fun pony, i really like your dashie pics!

it's a rum or something with gold flakes!

ofc!

Cheers. I try anyway.
Really like this artist, gonna try and stock up more pics some time too.


Good to know.

and I'll embezzle for my frat too!

I like my idea better.


nice!

there, drink that

You like spiked energy drinks huh?

will do!


spiked with vinegar?
yes.

that's what you can get for your bday.

Wouldn't that drench out the sweetness?

spend the last 2 evenings building this shit from the ground, solo

I already know what I want.


it'll clean the fuck out of your system though.

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What is it?

ay fucken 'ell.
that's nice.

rum.
:D

Can I flush it down the toilet and use it as cleaner too?

Eww

This pretty much sums up me in the kitchen.

you can actually.


more like…
uhh..
wwe! :D

ewe*

Excellent. No more harmful toilet cleaner products on my shopping list anymore.

the high pressure of my piss streams can cut through vegetables like no other.

you should have me help!


youre*


YAAAAAY :D

Gr

me too, all their stuff is uber cute

Don't you dare piss on my vegetables!


Think there were a few new uploads, worth checking :3

I'll cut whatever I like with my piss streams.

Then you better get out of my house mister.

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hurray for new dashes

grr.
*grumble grumble*

/pisses your hat rack in half on my way out

Well f you too bitch. You owe me a new one!

ahahaha!
good luck, I'm behind seven proxies!

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Ah but can you erase the logs on them, is the bigger question?

Awesome!
Hi CaNoN

nah, wood is like, nature and shit.

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For a moment I thought Fluttershy was gagged to something until I noticed the oxygen tank.

Hi mysterious Dashie joycall3 poster I may or may not know
how's u? :3

Well you better log on and get used to it Rose!

i hope germanium is represented by Aryanne.

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some people burn wood to stay warm.
people like this deserve to freeze.

some people burn coal to generate electricity to keep themselves warm

what should happen to them?

coal isn't a plant.
it's fine to do this.

I'll break your legs

some people burn coal to cook vegetables to eat

what should happen to them?

Sadly I think these were done before her time

You probably do.

I'm okay. Feel pretty dumb for not knowing what was wrong with my tower PC a while back.
And you?


Well I hope you stay safe from them proxy hunters either way.

cook them.
see how THEY like it!


:o whats a proxy hunter?
proxy isn't deer dummy, you can't hunt that!

I thought we were talking about the FBI being able to track you down through proxy logs, mister.

I got metal on my side!


Yay Moshy!!! :3

good to hear, oh? what was wrong with it?

I'm doing good, just chillin a bit before sleeping, got assignments here and there, it's my last(hopefully) semester until I graduate

What if we built a planet sized battery, and a planet sized generator, then stopped the world from spinning in order to power the generator off the incredible wind speeds, then burnt the planet and lived on the battery.

How many years would it last if we all lived on the battery planet?

some people prune roses and keep the flowers in vases in their houses

can i keep you in a vase in my house?

no sir.

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Plants are for pussies, they're not even meaty.

see

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I'll show you pussy!

hi hi rappy rap!

Hiya Herpy!


Hiya Rap!

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"… Also next Thursday, we will have a Valentine's Day meeting fit with a discussion about polyamory. I hope you can make it to both!"

Holy fuck, Im glad Im on the school's gay str8 alliance mailing list, because it's full of fucking degeneracy and it's something to make me feel better

BIOS chip has disappeared from the motherboard for some reason. Can't find it anywhere in the case. Maybe it got lodged in between the sides somewhere.
I feel pretty frustrated, just wish I could afford a new monster tier PC right now.

Ah fantastic, I hope you succeed. :3


O-oh.


Says Herp the pussy himself


Hey Raptor!
What's up?

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I gotta eat meat to properly function tho.
I have a thingy


Waddup

What?

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How's it going you two?

Is every element covered Canon?


Woah, Moshy!
How's it going?

Oh nm, chillin a bit, doing an assignment, might head to bed later on, how bout u?

polyamory is just women's way of excusing promiscuity. it's feminist claptrap.

Like a dependency I take it.
I'm mostly veggie, besides eating fish of course.


I think you gots the wrong number mate.

me too but I don't go around telling everybody about it!


I'm fine.
the manager at the place will be in wednesday.

No, you did m8

I'm doing good, had dinner some time ago, chillin, doing an assignment, all good.

I wish! only got till element 78 I think, checked the artist's DA page and they went full undertale

how are you? :3

Yea, it's pretty fucky.

I once went to one of their meetings, full of degenerates, trannies, and fags.

Sitting in bed doing fuck all, trying to motivate myself yet it seems I've only achieved deep thinking, which makes me want to do even less, if possible.

If I dont a meat I a lethargy and a weight loss and a weak.
My thingy is a shitty, but good thingy, because its a good excuse to eat meat only for dinner.

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oh. I was thinkin of another thingie.

Well FUCK me for not being able to edit posts

Numbers!

nice trips.

i suppose that's the modern college crowd, mostly fag trannies and maybe some hambeast feminazis.

Up and down lately. But i'm stable enough.
Pretty late atm but i'm just partying away to the music. Not sure what to do right now.


Ah..that sucks. Just don't overdo the meat while you're at it.

i am saving many of these

I go to a polytechnic, so it can be bad at times.

But frats can be nice bastion of conservatism.

They may be hard to find, but good men and women are out there here

I'll probably have to be executed when the vegan apocalypse comes about.


Meat is a huge portion of my diet!
I cant really overdo things because my metabolism is so fucked

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Oh, sounds like quite the predicament!
Well hope you got that fixed in the end
haha I wish I could as well, but I'm leaving my plan to build a new super pc until I graduate in about 3 months from now

thx! :3


Scoks!


Yay blewewewew! yea I still got one more post to do

Bugger :(

I'm tired as hell, I was up till 2:30am playing counterstrike go with randoms haha.
won every match and got promoted.
Feels good man


May I ask what's got you down?

nacon!

you can always kill and eat people.

Was it always like this or?


Yup. I just hope everything else works still.
Yeah might be a good idea to wait. Not gonna go too crazy for a 10-core CPU I hope.

He's right you know

Got any good movies to recomend?

yes and no. what kind you lookin for?

Spectre

Mainly occasional isolation feelings, alongside personal stuff.

And that's all the artist did..


Yea :/

Haha sounds like you had quite the virtual night then!
noice! what's ur rank now? I haven't played in ages, I only play a few deathmatch every once in a while…hopefully when I'm done with uni I'll get a new pc and start to play the tons of stuff I got collecting dust


How's u? :3


Nah, nothing crazy like that, something with a i7-7700k and a gtx 1080 is what I'm planning, also I'm waiting to see what AMD has when it comes to their zen cpus and Vega GPUs…also would be interesting to see if Nvidia would released a gtx 1080ti

when i was in college, like 3 frats got closed down for various reasons, mostly drugs or date rape. there was a huge coke bust where a local lawyer got caught sniffing blow with a lot of the brothers from my friend's fraternity. also we were the college that made GHB famous as a date rape drug.

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Whatever it may be I hope you're ok, but I won't pry if you don't wanna share


Silver elite, so I'm still really shit haha

Yeah, I find myself struggling to play more than a couple games at a time as well tbh.

Spooky, maybe something recent that isn't crap. A good thriller would be great.

Seen it twice

Sounds similar to what I'm aiming for, except I already have a 1070 at hand.
I dunno what to expect from AMD since they have lagged behind a bit, although Ryzen seems interesting.

Still no news on the 1080ti, they're probably focusing on cloud stuff more right now, though I'm aware it could be a slightly cut down TITAN X atm.


Hope I am too.

I wouldnt mind giving human meat a go.
Shits meant to fuck you up though.


Not when I was born, but it slowly lead on as my metabolism didnt seem to cater for my growth and I moved ever closer to sort of diabetes but not really diabetes.
I can get hypoglycemic reactions and Im not even a diabeetus

a new thriller, eh?
I don't know about those, but "Don't Deliver Us From Evil" was pretty good imo.

hell yeah. lets get fucked up on human meat!

Well any thriller really.

don't watch them often.
running scared was dank though.

The Redpill Movie


You can always hit me up on steam or, I think discord now too, if you ever wanna talk.

How's it going? :3


Haha If I had the time, I'd play with ya if we're talking that level, would be hell to play with 300+ms ping but I was doing pretty well on NA servers with 200ms+ so it would be fun non the less :P

the highest level I ever got to was mg1, but then I stopped playing and lost that rank…


cool!
Yeah, they haven't really been competing for a pretty damn long time now, do hope they got something to push the market a bit

Yeah, I'm thinking a cut down TITAN X as well, I mean, they did it last time, would be a likely scenario… guess we'll see with time

One thing I noticed is RAM prices hiking up good, I remember 16GBs once cost $92 from a shop here, and now they're $132 for the exact same module!

I could never give up steak or bacon, though.

Gonna give invites to join my frat to guys tonight!

We've got 20 odd frats and I swear the IFC has it out for us.
Phi sigma Kappa
Delta tau Delta
Lambda Chi Alpha
[school frat]
Phi sigma Kappa
and a few more, are all either under investigation or are temporarily shut down

They dislike greek life

Tau Kappa Epsilon is also fugged

in CSGO I've never been that high.
I think gold something was my highest.

but in css, 10 years ago mind, I was in the top 100 in Australia.

goin good here, you?

they make terkie jerkie, why can't you make people bacon?

that's because like you said, greeks are the last bastion of college conservatism, and the blue haired gender studies majors want to close shit like that down.

what funny at my school was they didn't have enough frat houses. so one of the frats, which a friend of mine helped start the chapter at our college, just didn't have a house. they were constantly made fun of for being the "homeless frat". then there was a big date rape scandal and one of the homed frats got banned from the college. so my friends got their house. pretty sweet deal.

Need sleeps, nighty all!

sleep well.

You can make bacon out of a lot of things.

good night.

I know.

We /toxicmasculinity/ boys.

Hah! Silver lining!

cya

Night Canon~

including people?

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Probably. Not sure if we'd taste very good.

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when i was in school, pretty much all my greek friends dropped out of their various frats. they somehow all became degenerate pot-smoking dropouts when they started hanging out with me. even the sorority chick i dated. it was very odd. i loved going to the formals with her.

same.
I eat way too much junk. my meat probably taste like shit.

you're a terrible influence

Yeah, 2016 started awful, but ended fucking fantastically.

My only hope is that the pain we've suffered at the start of this year will translate into something amazing at the end of it.
Even if we can't see how.

my group was just more fun to hang out with. we had better parties too.

or the opposite will happen, and it'll all turn to shit.

Nice!

The justice department cleared Trump's order.

Hope, Rose.
Have hope.
A man has nothing if he has not his word, but a man is not even living if he has not hope.

youtube.com/watch?v=MLEXgvWcdLw

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then I guess I am one of the dead!


yeah?

Watch the video hon~

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what a relatable image

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fiiiiiine.

I'm a trans dead satan-kin. stop oppressing my lifestyle!

How's it going Skitty?

So w

Well of course, wind like that would power a lot. Like if we ran the power grid off the Earth's rotation.

ayy lamoooaoao

…. i just woke up..
hello, hbu?

Sleep well?
I'm ok, tired as fuck for being up so late last night, but ok.

meh.. I woke up pretty sleep and tired.. I didn't get as much sleep as i wanted cause my phone was under the pillow and kept ringing..

wait, are people actually protesting the superbowl?
I thought they were all jokes…

Rose and I have the exact same amount of posts itt now lel

we're both chatty people I guess.

you have a counter?

ID's are enabled on the site, if you hover over them it tells you how many posts that ID had..

no shit huh?
I had no idea, that's pretty dope.

didnt you just go to bed?

They did, they protested the Super Bowl, there was some anti Trump propaganda in some of the commercials, and subtle autisticshit from Gaga. I don't think it was too big.

what the fuck?
this is getting to be too much. does the left have ANY credibility left?

yep… didn't work out so well

Not really. This wasn't a major protest, and the only company that was blatant with the propaganda was Lumber 84

awww im sorry

Kek, who was calling you?

fuck me.

~

Audi made a commercial saying they pay men and women the same. Which is what they've always done anyway. I'd say never Trump is losing steam.
ill take you up on that fgt

he gives goats and sheps a bad name

ah yeah. did you see their twitter post debunking their own propoganda?
fucking try it queer.

no comment

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I think hensa always has a mouth full of spit, you know, one of those fucking retards.
like podesta, she probably drools a lot.

but >tfw no retard gf

Kek, that answers that question~

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what did he mean by this

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Think I did. Something about how men who get raises deserving it.
no-homo

LOL
You confused me for a while.. I thought your posts was mine cause i posted the same one and I was like how dafug did I mislinked

You should put on a thong and post ass tbh

it's the best. taught my retarded cousin that my dick was a lollipop. it was a special time

yep. pretty much.
all homo. I'll touch your balls~

I can imagine.

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do i look like some kind of degenerate to you? I'll fugin chug a gallon of bleach before i do that
imma go to the store

youre totally a degenerate like us, Skitty

Yes

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why does the heck in loomis put so much bullshit in his books? I just want to learn to draw faces! I don't care about this personal talk bullshit. y'ain't bob ross!

I hope they keep up their outrage and exhaust all of their virtue signaling supporters. Then these companies won't feel so secure in going along with the left's garbage.
Maybe it's all the same rabbit hole.
gay af I'll grab your shaft first~

what did he mean by this

it'll save a lot of time going out and killing the lot of them.
lewd

your passion is to infiltrate the fortress … rescue the hostages and neutralize metal gear before its assembly is complete? fuggin wot

mission*

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it was nick

no…

Oh boo, just skip a few paragraphs and cud on the important parts. Also Pontypool, you seen it?

It was steve

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pshhh

I haven't heard of that.

are some of the wordy parts important? or are the diagrams good enough?

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hihi

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i wish to observe Skitty's reaction to this

What's up, Blewbie?

Not a bunch, howabout you Sol?

Geopolitics I should such a bitch. The rest of the world would condemn it to the end of the earth.

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Tired, in need of cuddles, and thinking about buying an antique firearm.

Read it if you want to get the feel of it, but the diagrams are great as long as you're drawing along and keeping in mind what they're showing and telling.

I've got a super soaker water gun from 1991 if you want it

Hey user are you thirsty? I got it just for you

Celestia damn, where do I sign?
Nah, more along the lines of a working replica of an old black powder revolver.

I'm drawing along!

lmfao, I know you're guessing names at this point but it's especially funny to me because that's a really white name but most ppl i know have spanish names


hello sir, how was your day?

post a reply or your pony loses a toenail

haha well the revolver sounds pretty cool too! antique super soakers go for good money though. I sold one once for 400

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fap in a can sounds better

Poor thing, what's wrong with her hoof.

You're joshing me, right? That's more than what my new six gun will cost me.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

it was one of these, but in great shape. I'd taken it apart and put it back together, and a guy in England asked me to sell it to him because they're nigh impossible to get over there. www.ebay.com/itm/Super-Soaker-CPS-2000-Larami-1996-BIG-Water-Squirt-Gun-Large-WORKS-GREAT-/152406401315?hash=item237c212123:g:UJ4AAOSw-4BXadhP

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You'll get it then.

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man I love briskby.

I kinda jump the gun though.

s-say something ;~;

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Slooow down. More time into it first, not less.

pshh

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Can you imagine being sucked in to a tuba? And have it play a deep bass note, wouldn't that be fun haha. Like I'm just curious how it'd feel haha.

steve-ito?

well, now I've seen it all

ok…
I just wanna draw pretty ladies asap!

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Give it a shot, let's see where you are!

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post number determines whose butt Colgate will shove her feathered buttplug in

0 = Aku
1 = Me
2 = Skitty
3 = Nick
4 = Mirapet
5 = Rose
6 = Raptor
7 = A random user
8 = Sol
9 = Khan

Roooooollin

I don't think I've progressed at all.
despite some minor things around the chest and hips areas.

bend over

hello

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not again!

Hey Reecers. Did you do that thing I asked you to do?

depressing filename

hi solaire.

hai rose

sorry, but thems the rules

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i'll get it done

yo.

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Its worth ten more goodboy points if you share it with me on discord later.

ikr.. i named it like that cause it reminded me of a picture i think i remember someone here posting that has a guy put on some nightmare vision goggles and he's like "everything is the same"

How goes it, Princess?

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chekt
lol where did u find this

hows it going?

relaxing and watching memes yourself?

Start with the chest and work your way out, that's how I usually start it.

MCG, /refuse/

k.

good!

very cryptic tbh

Doing okay.

pssh

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ok, just got back from correcting the little one's homework.


ok…

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going to the gym, be back later.

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Oh :3 that sounds like you need to relax ^_^ but you might need to help her lady meh sorry kinda high

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you know what's relaxing?
shoving your face down into a pillow while I have my way with your ass.

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My fetish!

Did someone say fetish?

ayy, yo. stop.
no.

lol, is that where the inspiration for that pic came from?

think so
cute foxe. im gonna get a pet one

i'm not in the mood

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fair enough.

really? did you read about the russian guy trying to domesticate them over a period of 50 years?
he's got like a special breed of them but claims they're still not fully domesticated

fastcompany.com/3037451/pet-week/meet-your-new-pet-a-domesticated-fox

how do u even recover when u get shut down like that

I cry a lot.

yeah i have been keeping track of this.
think i need one
this is a cute fox i post sometimes
instagram.com/juniperfoxx/?hl=en
apparently they are quite a handful. but they are cute so it's worth it

i'm really glad i made this other account.. i always wanted this little premium tetrarch tank, they let me rent it for 5 battles a few days ago on this account then they fuggin took it away and now suddenly they gave it to me for free, fucking yas
cutest tank in the game tbh

tanksux

the little rat thing lmfao
that picture way below where its a side shot of its face and it has the tongue out JUST LOL

u think it sucks? It's fucking tiny.. and fast.. I like it..

Pussy!

hi Skitty

I can't do this aku.
I think I completely forgot how to draw bodies…

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it's a silly creature

nah just wanted to say that.
it looks like a toy

hi Skitty

hi Skitty

You're overthinking it, or you became retarded?
Just start someplace and imagine the body you're trying to draw. Or grab a reference.

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nah. have been. this happens to me all the time.

I probably am overthinking it. I was doing so well the other day!

Need boipussi pics, Skitty.

Draw the curve of her body.

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Hey user. How goes it?

how little detail can I get away with?

next thread imminent.

NEW THREAD

pls

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I know, that's why I like it. It's a tier 2 tank and it's just fun to use… it's on my misterpeanutbutter account, the one I play on just using for tier 1-3 battles and not really advancing anywhere from that.

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