Holla Forums waifu claim thread

Good riddance. Your waifu is literally elmer fudd in a wig.

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You double nigger

I wish I could have lucid dreams on demand were I fuck cartoon bitches.

I'm saving myself for the perfect one. Hope it comes soon. These ones got close.

Source?

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Claiming since 2003. Claiming so hard I may hurt myself.

Katie "Margaret" Power

Claimed in the name of loli love. Mine.

claiming this beautiful reject

Wow, I didn't think we'd be able to even give worst gem away!

is that the actual dialogue?

Really, my dude? You have to ask?

Nah, it's an edit.

It's hard to pick one

This cute little chinchilla girl, whatever she is… Nepta's my waifu.

Claiming Muffet

Claimed.

I HAVE CLAIMED THE ULTIMATE WAIFU

I'll spam this shit until The Weaver strangles himself on his lack of talent.

No regrets.

These are what I'll take

you cant claim 4 waifus you cunt.

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I do what I want

Who's in the second pic?

Seriously, why does Weaver specifically make you so angry?
He's not even as full of himself like most other shitty furry artists.

not even *that* full of himself

Amalia from Wakfu.

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Merida

Or any other redhead with blue eyes.

K thanks

Claimed.

Best spooky waifu

fuck off

Claimed.

Cease your existence now. This is not a suggestion.

OMG LOL

Was she only in the one episode?It was the only thing that gave me hope that the show was going to be any good.

Amy Gillis was only in the one episode.
Not sure why.

He was original once, when 4chan wasn't cancer.
He delivered good shit.

Now he jumps on the worst of bandwagons.

To quote a fellow user, to whom I fully agree:
"I wanna fuck and impregnate her. I don't even know why. I don't have that with any other character."

Maybe it's the anger inside that leads to this conclusion.

claimed

Claim away, no one wants an animal as a waifu.

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Great choice

I claim Cheetah.

Claiming Kirbee from Endtown

I'm Canadian and even I think it looks like shit. I don't even know what it is.

Was she the only naked girl Tiny Toon?

Both Shirley and Babs got naked in some episodes.

Anyone have the latest CNG's patreon password

Claimed

she's not an animal, she's fifi le fume, and she is pure sex in toon form.

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you're acting like she has not been legally claimed by herny, with signed claimage papers signed by the united nations

Yes but he's a cuckchanner so he doesn't count.

quality drawfaggotry knows no boards

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I'm not aware of this. Can someone explain?

For better or worse I will stand by my choice. I once chose her over food when I was really hungry. Doreen Green,Squirrel Girl. Claimed.

I don't recognise her.

Claimed.

I would play pattycake with her until she was sore.

As long as it's Pre-Bendis or animated version, it's alright to like Squirrel Girl.

Trust me, I'm fully aware of Bendis' evils. So far the ending the to Civ War 2 event is not looking pretty.

Long story short, Herny is a halfchan drawfag who draws Susie so much and so well that Angus Oblong himself acknowledges his existence.

fuck you lucky bastarad.

I meant bastard

Did you make this?

Mines

Haha Superior taste coming through.

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you can't claim two girls at once!

I wonder how that felt for him.

how about filling up them templates, you spanish bastards

Okay but, only single claims are being counted. Nothing but the shit through rock tier waifus would be left otherwise.

A cat is fine, too.

mine

>>>/mlp/
>>>/pone/
>>>/suicide/

Go back to

>>>/mai/

I did it. Took a while but it's done. So what do you think?

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Quite a few younger gals on there, friendo.

Aside from that, great taste.

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I lay claim on all your imaginary girlfriends who will never return any affection you show them because they're just drawings.

Fight me.

You do know by claiming all of them you're also claiming the shittiest of all shit waifus ever to be associated with Holla Forums right? Have fun with your quarters and pennies underneath the mountain of piss, shit, and fools gold.

>>>/mlp/

Claimed.

I think I still remember after all this time.

Yet EqG is acceptable?

Everything is Acceptable bro.

Mandy's kind of a bitch though.

Manehattan lol.

Mr Shekelberg's One world FUCK Centre

He could be worse. He could be morbi

now you want to talk about a fall from grace…

I've seen pic before but, what is the story of this one?

oh nothing, it's just a morbi pic I like. I still like his art but sadly he partakes in the koolaid now after going to a few conventions with some of his tumblr friends. He's also had a few meltdowns on tumblr since then against people criticizing gays or his gay friend's art.

Claimed.

>>>/mlp/
>>>/pone/
>>>/clop/
>>>/trash/
>>>/4chan/

Not claiming but hre is my top 3 "waifus" as for today.

Very different personalities, señor.
I honestly can't see a single thing they have in common. Are you just attracted to their bodies?

Yeah, well Twilight's personality is not my thing though, the other two are ok and over the top.

Claimed.

pony shit goes on /mlp/

Goddamnit

SCAFF OFF Animemer!

🐎😍👌

Hey.

Why do you do this to me.

JIDF, RAUS!

Claimed.

Thread's been here since Saturday, dude.

Claimed.

I think you overestimate the importance of illustrating to the Internet what characters you enjoy masturbating to.

If I had to choose one though she would be Iris, of course I like the body but there is something else.

Like the song says, It always comes up to one thing, but I can't think the right words to say.

I need the sauce of this quality art.

Not exactly Holla Forums butt claimed.

Pun intended

Okay it's not really Holla Forums but I really want to use this.

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Claimed.

Straight from the man's mouth.

You bastard, I was about to claim Luan! Fallback plan initiated. I have a soft spot for jokester characters in general.

I didn't claimed anyone, also why not to have both?, Are you the Luanfag that posted on /mai/?

Claimed

To explain that one, I related Irwin as a black nerdy kid with glasses.

Well, if you're saying what I think you are. I like a lot of things. Can't really pin down a specific body type, personality, or hair color/style. I don't like every single Holla Forums waifu, just many.

>>>/mlp/

Claimed, let's keep this going.

Transonic is my waifu.

Why is there no justice in this world? Claimed so that I may teach her what real love is.

We need that shit storytimed again.

I'll do it tomorrow or later today since it's 1:32am

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clarissa is a cunt, she should love being daddys #1 girl.

My general rule is if I'm gonna commit statutory it's gonna be consensual. None of that crying behind closed doors shit. If she doesn't want it you're doing it wrong, you're a dick and you don't deserve shit.

Not that I would know anything about that. Just saying.

maybe dad is just bad at sex, i mean if you were a loli you'd be mad too that your dad finishes in under 1 minute and doesn't even eat your cunny out.

foreplay is important in loli rape.

I started that comic. See for yourself, he a shit.

And please redirect all talk about the comic to there so this thread can be re-railed. Also, it's only rape if she doesn't want it.

poor guy. Seems his worst offense is bad taste.

Yeah maybe his white dick is to small and smelly like dog, and all she wants is BIG BLACK master race Dongs!

Don't think of me as anything less…but… I wish I can find lewds of this waifu…

forgot this one… but it's no lewd

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Sorry about this one user but, I was never into the whole race play thing. That and I'm black so it's more awkward than anything.

Yeah, that's a negative but you could also say that about a lot of comic waifus since writers think shock value equals character development and better sales.

the love displayed in this webm is so pure, so so…
beautiful

literally can find more lewds of any one of the 5 recolors of the single Valkyrie in PaD than i can find for every single character collectively in this entire game. i think it has something to do with the official art being "good enough" to get the job done like in the case of HS DxD.

I've always felt bad for those with obscure waifus.

should I just wait for a drawfag thread to ask for lewds?

There's one right now

Okay, just requested it… I hope he gets around to it before the thread dies…

claiming autistic loli muppet

Um… good choice…

Even though she used to scare the shit out of me as a kid hexadecimal was always my favorite character.

Negro, your dubs won't save you. That's uncensored, unspoiled underage ghost cunny.

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Dude you didn't censor the toy picture
Also where did Julie come from

If we're only counting single claims, then absolutely claimed.

This reminds me of the time an user sent lewds of said autistic puppet to the Sesame Street people.

Here's how it went:

My negro.

Never drawn Creepy Susie before, but OP posted her and I gave it a try.

She's an okay waifu.

Pic speaks for itself

MIIIINNEEEE

Lt. Vixen, claimed. She was too American for the Korean. Land of the free and home of the brave! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! AMERICA!

Claiming another for the harem.

does Kimmy boy know we are sexualizing his propaganda?

This one's mine and I'm keeping her forever, dig?

You sure you're talking about the USA. US citizens are giving away their rights as the years pass and brave? More like emasculated. Squirrel & Hedgehog portrays North Americans as idealized versions of themselves.

And realistically Lt. Vixen would be a sperm toilet sexing every guy possible just to get pregnant, avoid deployment, and then collect government benefits like real military USA leech whores.

You really gotta do that? I was just trying to have fun then you go and do that. I know the second part of what you said can be true but you really gotta do that to the waifu and imply ntr? That's cold man. At least we're not Sweden.

I don't think Sweden is even a real thing any more.

Skadi, claim. I was planning on making a more elaborate video but, I said fuck it half way through because of unforeseen complications.

Does she smell?

rip natesvlogs

what do you think?

I think she smells like sweat and bloody gums with bacteria.

sounds pretty accurate.

Don't mind me, I got guilty pleasure tastes.

Claiming Emma Grace Frost.

As both a casual, and a Chad in the making, she's been my waifu for over a decade.

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That's not very sexy though.

He'll find out eventually when we go to war and free those poor idiots

i want her to sit on my tuffet and eat my curds and whey
if you know what i'm implying

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I like that she could eat me when she gets excited,
the danger turns me on.

Uh? that is the most normal "waifu" in this thread.

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She's pretty cute.

for a psychopath.

That's a bit harsh. She might have voices in her head, but she's sweet and kind. Hell, she's at least as mentally stable as me, so we'd get on great, as long as she was into weird stuff in bed.

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You''ll be taking this bunch to bed, too.

To quote.

Pic 1

Pic 2

She can polish my wood whenever she wants

Well look at that. Nobody has clamed my waifu.

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That's okay. I won't be able to see them, and it would mostly just be Joy anyway. Maybe a bit of Fear and Disgust too, if things got interesting.

Leave this dumb memeshit at /a/

Why don't that bitch got a nose

Yea… Normal.

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At least she looks like what a waifu is supposed to be opposed to a potato with noodles for limbs.

Jane is better anyway

Yea, definitely better than a potato character. I swear can these cartoonists needs to change their artstyle.

Everybody gets boner from different things dude.