Started drinking. Gonna steal again. Stay tuned...

Started drinking. Gonna steal again. Stay tuned, coz I'm gonna film myself gon into a store and out again without paying. I'm gonna take chicken, beer, liquor, wine, more food, just stay tuned

lot of sand where you are from before moving to europe?

no, native European. Moving out now

Kill yourself you nigger

Start a youtube channel, become a enternet celebrity and make that sweet cash

just got back. uploading now

filmed myself exiting the shop

This guy gonna be the next bankanon.

you are a nigger

kek at least OP Delivered

Kek, I just do what I want. If I want lasagna, pizzas and precooked chicken I just go and take it.

Niggers get caught.

I don't

Good shit, did you happen to film the theft itself? Also what happened last time when you were planning on stealing the goods and pissing on them?

you sure? someone could send that video to the store to help investigation ;)

I tried that once at a gas station I frequented near my home. I went there almost every day to get the cheapest malt liquor I could get. I was drunk af and had no money for more so one day I just went as usual and walked out without paying. No one was in the store and the cashier chased me out. I dropped the bag of beer and ran home. That was stupid thing to do since I probably could have been shot. They told my sister that they didn't call the cops on me because they knew us and shit. I went in the next week and apologized and never did it to pajeet again.

No, walking around filming shit is super suspicious. The dare I took on went wrong, I entered the store and started putting shit in my bag and an employee approached me. I just put everything back and bailed.

Do you want me to piss on store items though?


Kek, what store? And do you really expect them to spend that much time and effort on a simple shoplifter?

looks familiar?

So far I have taken mostly candy and small electronics.

OH SHIT

contributing OC to Holla Forums is too great of a risk.. You telling me I should stop uploading my antics?

Noice

Take another video, we can't just see you walking out of the store

just making a point you are making it very easy to get caught by uploading those videos

Who cares, If it's not you getting caught for it.

Didn't eurothief also say what city he's in once before? Pretty low-hanging fruit.

but I'm uploading for you guys! I steal for myself, I've lifted thousands of times before, not filming it. I just think that this gives Holla Forums a bit of fresh air.

I steal for my own gain, I film it for Holla Forums


Aww, really? It's gonna be another week before I go out lifting again. I deleted my old vids out of paranoia one night. Sorry I can't do more right now.

nigger, you almost make me want to help them by sending link to this thread
one less nigger on streets

Are you the reason this board is dying?

Well that's unfortunate, yeah if your up for pissing on stuff give it a go. As long as you record it.

I remember pulling off a double A battery heist when I was in preschool. My Gameboy run flat in the supermarket so I fetched a packed of batteries and put them under my sisters buttocks. When the checkout buzzer sounded, the clerk quickly gave up searching more thoroughly because my sister kept crying profusely the whole time due to the batteries stabbing her buttocks. I haven't pulled off a heist like that since.

Sure, bud. Will do.


Hardly a heist, pal. Haven't you considered pulling off a real theft? Just asking.

What is the difference between him stealing that and you stealing.?

breddy gud

wow op great moves keep it up proud of u

Go Figure.

The local ATM van offloads the money using a simple plastic container. I would consider trying my luck with that if I was desperate enough. I've seen the Van park in a wide dark alley occasionally when offloading, it wouldn't be too hard to pull off, just knock the two overweight guards out and steal the box. Easy. But I'd rather wait until androids become a thing and just use them to grow, smuggle and deal weed for me.

The idea is not too bad, but it's risky.

Potentially the box's are tracked in case they are stolen.

Do it with a couple of friends. Don't attempt to do it alone!

nice dubs

Post a video of you trying it this method out

not yet, but I might do something stupid eventually. Hang around.

Don't push it at walmart user. Their security is fairly good, there's always people watching the cameras. If you get caught, they won't let you off.

meant to reply to

Self destructive negative feedback loop, otherwise known as depression. Been there, done that. Good luck user, I hope you don't fuck yourself too badly before you hit bottom and start the climb back up to normal again.

Cause the other option is to keep doing what you're doing with your life.

Still haven't gotten a job? You should quit being a nigger while you can, that shit's terminal.

The genius of the hole: no matter how long you spend climbing out, you can still fall back down in an instant.

Why get a job? Why conform to the common laws?

you are the hero b deserves

Oh you don't have to tell me, user. During high school one of my friends was caught taking a candy bar, and he was banned from Wal-Mart until he wrote an apology letter to store management; and being in a rural town during the late 90s; that was almost a death sentence. It's pretty much meaningless today though, as competition around my area has grown exponentially.

it must be so much easier to shoplift in eurocuck land because they're so anti-violence and pussified, not like anybodys gonna tackle you or shoot you or anything.
also nice job not being a faggot

I steal tictacs and shit from hobby lobby all the time since they don't have security tags on most things and its all old ladies as cashiers so nobody will chase me

lol i know exactly where that store is. thinking about reported to police for lulz….depends on how boring this day is. don't blame me if cops knock on your door lol

How was the piss booze eurothief?

itt: niggers nig

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Agreed, and yet no matter how many times you fall back down, you can always start climbing up again. And you don't always fall back all the way down to the bottom, user.


Why indeed? If not-normal works for you, don't let me tell you how to live. Shit, I just realized I've made it up to 95 and thus am now a "normalfag" (cause, you know, normal fags keep shit like this jpg around).

Cheers.

93
seems about right

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i can smell your breath over the interwebs. it reeks of snitch. dog.

68 from that shitty test

125 oh god im a fucking normie
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56, pretty much what I expected
is it even possible to be a grand wizard? fucking christ

Guess I'll be on my way then

good.

I'm honestly surprised I didn't get "slightly strange" cause that fits me better than normalfag. I guess I can be pretty good at hiding my power level.


Not my test, and congrats on the very honest 68. I considered myself a cyborg before I took this test.


125 is Chad level, son. GTFO, go back to /fit/.


I dunno, staying under 8 would be really fucking hard. Ugly, overweight, weak, short, unhealthy, physically deformed, alcoholic, druggie, who doesn't bathe or brush his teeth, go to the doctor, comb his hair, or take pride in himself and that's just the first column.


You and me both, friendo.


:^)

I think I could get my son there if I tried enough

Last time I was in the 20s, but getting /fit/ bumped me up a bit.

Still it's no wonder Holla Forums went to shit with so many normies around here

Hey, somebody has to play the role of the anti-Christ, right?

79. I was a little worried about a high score until I hit mental.

Have you ever actually Thought about Dressing like That??…

I Do it Everyday and I Feel the EXACT SAME WAY as Eddy…

Straight Up MOTHAFUCKIN Pimping!!!…

that wasn't clever or funny. meh. calling the police

You are the reason Holla Forums is dying! Scaring off posters of OC

They're just shitposting. Everyone posting on 8/b/ is too autistic to hold a conversation over the phone.

sounds about right.. I just woke up, want to see a pic of my loot? Just ate a pizza and ready to drink again

Worst part is or best, depends on your views, im openly a fascist. Not a socialist nazi retard, but i do like some of hitlers policies and his views and observations he speaks of in Mein Kampf mirror mine.

I am Holla Forums and /k/ incarnate

fascists are normies.

Good thread, OP

Thanks. I'm gonna go back tomorrow and piss on an item. Stay tuned, I do this for Holla Forums