Pony bread

is it okay if i do it with my dick?

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uhhh

...

with your penis?

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*pat*

*pat*

*pat*

…

*slap*

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This thread needs more porn.

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u bettr BACK IT or I'll BITE IT

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aw okay

…

…

*insert*

For once I agree as long as its animated

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Trump. Those fucking hats. John Cena. What else in this world is there to hate even more then them pieces of frothy shit?

/bites

curiosity killed the dog

by exploding its face

...

Morning, horsefuckers.

skitty's the only horsefucker here

everyone else is shitposting and molesting him

wow

🌟

Ill have you know im just shitposting

shieeet

I am anonymous and I was a horesefucker before I even watched the show

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I'm Anonymous and I was never a horsefucker even after I watched the show.

i'm anonymous and i like molesting skitty

*lick*

are you trying to imposter me?

bruh

not at all

there's plenty of skitty to go around

which hole do you want?

How can one be up if we was never down?

real nigga hours

armpit. the mouth is full already and his skittyhole is stretched out too far.

smash that mf like

9

...

Good morning

This is only mildly annoying

lol
u psycho, what you doin up?
good morning i guess

thanks

I never liked sleeping anyway. I got to smoke a bowl before I saw it but I'm not sleeping in there until I gas the room to remove spider-jew.

i think scriptkitty has gone crazy

I can't sleep… I did wake up like at 3PM so I guess i've been awake for 16 hours…

multiple personality disorder*

that's the long way of saying 'crazy'

Thats like your opinion man.
Not all spiders are jews.

This one is though

sorry, that kinda sux. that's what i did the other day. now i have to plan a nap in a few hours

Is skits trying to do the ironics funpost?

I'm gonna gas it like one.

so did you just wake up? what's for breakfast? I'd make u breakfast
lel
im kinda hungry but im probably going to sleep in an hours or something.. imma shower now..

i think he just made an imaginary friend because he's lonely :(

the thread seems to have died ever since it got un-cyclical'd

Thats pretty funny 420 blaze it until it just cant blaze anymore.

I doubt Skitty has joined the forces of chaos.

Has anyone here actually fucked a horse?

It was bigger than my face

only in my dreams

and only cute 2d marshmellow horses who can talk and therefore can give consent

You dont fuck sacred beings!

Your going to need a mask and alot of water.

yeah, i took cosmonaut powder so i slept really well. god i love this stuff, you should get some. great for a sleep reset if you need it. i was thinking egg in the hole with maple sausage. what would you make me?
kk hope the water stays hot

And swim with alligators!?

besides you? Nah dawg.

What is nonverbal consent for 500?

Not yet.

Nuuu Why do you have alligators!

Gotta gas em all gotta gas em all!

not legally recognised in Sarkeesian's America.

And crocodiles.
Also emus can swim, so can cassowaries.

Yeah!

Imagine: flying emus and Cassowaries!

how and why?

there's no water in australia

Please god no

We're surrounded by it.

I don't even know where or how to get that.. i likely won't be able to if it's only available online or something.
Well whatever you wanted, but if it was up to me I'd try scrambled egg in a biscuit with bacon and melted cheese probably with slices of sausage and a side of hashbrown… if.. you'd like that, idunno
also I mostly stayed up cause i got sucked into WoT again…

yeah well so is every other body of land

...

it's online so i guess that is something i will have to take into my own hands. what's with not ordering online? didn't you just get the tv mount from there? that sounds like a wonderful breakfast, yeah i'd like it. oh god, what is your current tank goal?

.. well yeah, I paid for it but since my credit card don't work I had to get my mom to get it and I just gave them the money.. families really anti drug and all that and they would never let me get whatever that is..
still going for the Ru 251
I wasn't even paying attention to how much I advanced to it other than almost fully equipping the SP 1 C now and I was just playing mostly for fun…

warning: dik pic don't click

Im pretty sure some people in this thread could jog from one side of the continent to the other. Something that small could pretty much be considered a large island.

I might have large expectations of the thread tbh

i want to suck it

also i was reading wsb and seems that guy used a paper account and got banned from wsb for trolling

(((large expectations)))

BREAKING NEWS: YOU ARE GAY

...

...

How large are your expectations?

no telling

lol either way Id say it would be great

im alone aren't i

You are only what you believe.

r u on drugs

...

oh okay. it is a little weird so maybe it's better you don;t have it
that's fun, did you play well?

rude

yeah, people were calling him out ever since he announced it, and like i said while it was happening it is still good theater.

Aside from the huge ass desert to the west we have a lot f water.

Everyone always asks this lel

lel

it's because your responses seem to be wildly unrelated to what you linked a lot of the time lel

Not everything is what it seems.
green pill me m8

I played more or less, mostly trying to mess with bigger tanks by zipping around them on my lights, had a few fun ones tbh
how's that rude? wouldn't it be ruder if it was actually one? lel
yeah that's' true
so owhat's up for today? i'm pretty tired now, i think imma lay in bed and phone post tbh

anti-spam bump

cool, as long as it's still fun. no, it would be less rude and you know it. same thing as any other day, except i will have to try and take a nap so i can stay up with you tonight. perfect time to get in bed, the sun has crested the horizon

lol pls
i should have slept earlier…
now i bet our cycles are gonna be opposite of each other
i left the bathroom door unlocked by accident when showering and my grandpa walked in on me, that was quite awkward, psure he thought it was my gramma

r we bean atacket?

look at the front page of Holla Forums

Smitty send help I need you to shoot the spiders.
I'm not exaggerating, guns are necessary.

it's fine, i'll make it work. lol, at least you probably weren't doing anything weird.

I am a gun
Although is it true about autralium?

I see what you mean now.. Although I still prefer the knife/pistol to handle such foes

y'all faggots

Spiders big, guns required

nu u

Ye

Dont worry then I am the gun

dubs for confirmation

ur the biggest of them. a shame that aryanne lured you!

Nah I wasn't lel
The smell of this shampoo and powder tho

Guns are great, I want one.

Blonde and blue eyed

They sure are, but I wouldnt rely on them too much. What if you dont have enough gun?!

and you waste those aryan traits fagging around, instead of breeding with an aryan woman!

good, gotta lock those doors though. ikr, it is body wash btw but im sure it's good for hair too. let me smell u

why does mysoginist sound like my sausage is?

You have a point.
A very fair point.
I however am hedonistic and kind of selfish, also wish I was immortal.

/Grants partial immortality

Go to bed you slutbag

This is funny to me.

I don't believe you gave me anything and I'm not testing.

But there was a spider and I want cuddles.

You can if you be my pillow
If I stop responding it's because I fell asleep quite sleepy now

I only gave you a fitting ending lol

f

*snuggle*
I saw.
I told you you need to re-anti-spider your room.
You didnt do it did you?

Wat?

Well I'm going to now….

okay it's a deal
i understand, you have to be topsleepy at this point. hope you get some quality rest

Damn right you are.
You dont have my permission to get bitten and die.

Good because I don't want to.
I only want you to bite me~
…and maybe a vampire…

Exactly half of those things are okay.

I thought you liked biting me?

Don't worry, wont be to spiders,… maybe.

lol
Yeah, I'm deffo sleeping
Gn

Thats the okay half, sissy.

gnight j-cakes, see you later

I still don't understand.

But I wanna be cute forever!

You'll always be cute to me!

Theres nothing to understand.

I love you~

Everything

is a party

You'd better, slutboi~

...

where is wose I need to tellem that I saw my hip hop playlist in the snow today.

Nat you cum-soaked pervert

Yes~

No mating.
No baby sluts

Ded

heck
how do you know

...

Because I guessed my post number correctly

I can't get pregnant!
I want you to try~

Ayy smugset

shoot

Lewd slut~

nop.

...

...

...

Go to bed cumdump

...

Cant keep this up forever.

Stop dola posting

Rip your phone signal

What will happen if i continue?

...

...

Don't wanna…

My phone said the call was still going but I'd guessed from the silence.

Blargh
Nat sleeps!

mad

Too spooked

Lewd self then sleeps

...

It was scary

...

You have all my nudes

...

My butt already great!

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Oops, I forgot something

...

I don't

Why do people want nudes?

I'm surprised, Skye posts them a lot.

It's flattering?

Faggots.

...

One can only get so flat

Why not?

Follow the oceans call~!

I know!
What's gucci fag?

WOSE

Rose, suck my dick

It feel explicitly wrong to have pictures of one nude, Its like capturing a person naked and subjugating them of your own free will

Yo?

Skye please!

Not what that means

Yessir~

There was a spider in my room, I don't sleep now

I saw my hip hop playlist in the snow today!

That's pretty hot actually.

Nuuu

The only logical course of action would be to burn your house down.

There's a fuck lot of those in your area, huh?
It seems like you see one every other day.

What else could it mean?

But I own natsoc…

Is that a yes?

Are these new?

We have different opinions on what is hot then.
Nice gondola.

I see em a lot when it snows, cause it leaves their tracks!

Also I can't tell if I love or hate this dug

No.
Not while your fiance is here.

He looks sick. Or old. It would be easier to tell if it were a cat.

Ill have you know thats not very nice

I believe it has something to do with temperature :3
Dankes

Nah, just gonna gas them like Jews

Makes you feel nice?

Not really

Wanna suck Skye's cock with me~?

Just cause dug is old don't mean dug ain't a good boy.

But dugs > cateses

You'd be surprised.

I'm outie. See you all in a while.

Youre the worst!

Uh, what?

No. It was a joke.

...

Why would I feel rice?

I suppose and buy

?

Are you new here honey?
Pony is more of a guideline.

That was fast, bye Rose

That makes sense

That says nice and you know it!

Is it a faggotclub?

Sure

What!

know what? About the nice rice? It is a nice substance.

What do you want?

...

Didnt think so.
Make more~

If no ones going to post then I shall post my way to them

lel

Uh, nothin user?

Ok, Im good on the dubs for now.

You may want nothing but do you seek anything?

We will call you george dub-ya bush

...

Uh, pictures of boybutts I guess?

Ur a witty cunt I'll give u that m8

Yessir~💞

That doesnt seem very nice of you

Ayy lmao lel Thats pretty cheeki of you

I finish work in 20 mins, want me to call then?

This thread is gay, I shall take my leave

What, why!?

Gg?

Yes please~

Bye bi

Kwl, will do

that looks good, I don't visit these breads often

~💞

Thanks

Perv.

Yessir~

...

Finishin up here. Call in 2 mins

tbh honest, Skye and NatSoc are pretty cute together

...

...

dgsdgdsgdsg

~

Who's the absolute madman who did this?!?

Thank

It was poni.

...

...

N-nat no blueballs

And so it was said: poni poni

Sorry Daddy~

thats hot as fuck…

...

Yes~

nat please…
Dont make me need to jerk off

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...

...

NAT PLEASE

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What is this bullshit, them things arent for touching

Sgaynat pls

What did you say Kaynin?

To be fair last one was kinda straight.
Brass Knight is female

cease this lewdness at once you fuckboi!

I'd tell you 2 to get a room but that would be redundant

Only with trans women, who experience major dysphoria over it being touched. With just a regular guy who dresses girly (femboys, crossdressers), it's perfectly fine.

...

I am back.

Hiya Ruby!

Welcome back!

How are you feeling today, Canon?

lel

oh shuhs im flirting with nat

grandmas visitin rip slightly

faaaaaaaaaag

Steve is acting weird.
I think he's depressed.

Who's steve again?

my cat.

Oh, poor guy.
Have you not been petting him heavily enough?

nah. the fam keeps him locked in the garage all day.
I'm the only one who lets him in the house and gives him any attention.

Poor lil guy…

im posting in skitty's threadhole.

hello Holla Forumsread

heya

...

Poni poni poni

I'm taking him when I move out.
my mom said I could.

hey mira.
how is it going?

wez.

ayyyyy

poni

Wose!

Hi smartypants.

How are you today?

pon.

hows a you?

hey blew.
what's gucci?

you mock me. but I will have the last laugh.

I'm alright. glad to have salicylic acid scrub again. my face feels so smooth.

how are you wezzle?

Sounds for the best

Hi

Another nendoroid, and a shimakaze, and a gundam came!

hey hows it going blew?

Hi skye ^_^

poni poni poni poni poni poni

doing things with a certain herb how about you?

You smokin that damn bud again?

W-why am i mocking you?
I'm not :c

And your face is unnaturally smooth, are you sure you're not an android?

I'm doing decent.

that's far off though.

man, you start early.
I'm ok. just reading.

I'm not smart.
and no, I get breakouts just like everyone else.

that's good to hear, I think.

not a bunch, just watchin some youtubez. You?

one of those things sounds like a kind of fapanese mushroom. yay!

purdy good here, you bein good today?

hurray!

Of course you're smart!

I remain unconvinced though. That skin was shiny af.

probably :3

:3

What're you reading?

yee

What no

Well best of luck with it though. You're a superstar~

Bad mira
I assume the tshirt hasnt come yet?

I put too much moisturizer on.
I've cut back, and only apply it to places that need it. like my jawline and nose. my skin looks a lot less shiny now.

drawing on the right side of the brain.

thanks. ♥
that means a lot.

We're all behind you~!

Staring at your butt

Showers are the best~

*pets u*

haha I know its some kinda animu thing, joking

heya

I have a model to show you in a bit~

I havn't gotten news on my phone that it arrived yet.

Draw whats in your head is what i do sometimes :3

Its a Natsoc ^_^ *boop*

:3

Okie dokie lokei

Hi

Not your cock~?

Hi Mira~

Haha, you wish sluttbutt~

it's not ready for appreciation yet!

can be.

I need to get better at drawing from sight, so that I can use my visual library more effectively.

So what're you up to?

How're you doing?

Neat.

How do i stop being a fuckup, rose?

Dont care.
Share it.

Grandma visiting atm, dropped me off some boxes.
Chattin till she goes home

I'll tell you when I find out.

done any fun shitposts lately?

hows it goin?

one day maybe we'll all do this

fuck you.

I do wish~

I like showers, I can get clean and smooth

There was a spider so I couldn't sleep, other than that good.
You?

Kinda tired

Hmm :3

oh I'm just sitting here smoking weed :3

Rude…

~

smooth is nice~
I wish I could be flawlessly smooth…

well no wonder, it must be like 2 AM over in bizarro land.

aaaaaaaand shes gone

Nendoroid

Everything i touch i fuck up :c

how so?

I can't get high I'm gonna be playing Warhammer all day after no sleep.

I wanna be your Shimakaze model~

Its amazing~
Takes some work though

6am

but nat the shimakaze model was you all along~

I'm incompetent :

I'm gone too

isn't weed and slannesh connected in some way?

you're telling me.

Got a call back from the job place yet?

same.
I guess the trick is to learn to lose gracefully despite your best efforts.

shedeeeit

no youre not. youre great at posting wunas!

Yay~💞

Ye~

Worth it to be cute in my opinion

not yet

nice dubs, spunkbunker

You were way off

I thought I was your cocksock~?

Gods shes huge…

one day i'll be able to guess the time in Canberra

it's necessary.

Sorry, my heart belongs to shimakaze now

Doing good, pretty damn chilly outside though… also working on a project now..did I mention it was chilly?

poni
poni

Maybe

Yeah!

I can be your Shimakaze~?

Sure, you live on the wall now

maybe once.
do you have a jacket, sir?

unfortunately.
:c

/hug

Soon!

yes i love miku :3

But then how can I be your cocksleeve!

I don't mind the effort

Hugs are nice

Yay~

uwu
I dont know!

Love you~

Miku a cute :3

i've thought about which warhammer god is best idk.

What about the hair on your back?

Go to sleeep

The cutiest
shimakaze and natsoc close second

It's Slaanesh

;_;

GAY NERDS!

~

I see a million tiny dicks in a row all cumming at once!

bleh!
my skin is clearing after I cut dairy though.

what about it?
I don't have much, since I'm primarily german irish and idian. there's nothing in my blood that would lead me to being especially hairy.

where?!

Oh shit son, MIKU DECALS

does slannesh help with weed?

xyzpdq

What's with the turtle?
Why do you need to shave if you have no hair?
How many dicks did you suck today?

freewebcamgurls.tk

...

the turtle is a knife (I think?) named shiv.

it grows in usual places like my face, groin, legs, and arms, but I'm unable to grow a beard

none. including yours.

💞

My skin kind of itches a little after a shave tbh

Yes

...

they make regular shaving cream with aloe vera that cuts down on irritation a bit.

...

...

But… Strawberry scented

...

hey

I need more

...

...

true.
have you tried running an ice cube over your skin after you shave?

So many 6s and 9s

...

That could work.

holy shit.

remember to run ice over your skin today, babes.

helped with razor burn on my legs tbh.
cause one swipe doesn't do it for some reason.

Stick it in your ass!

Your amazing get backs up your statement.
Also follow Aku's advice its surprisingly nice.

I remember when I vectored it long ago

not my fetish.

no…
nat pls.

thanks canon.

...

It feels nice I swear!

Then make it into a sword to save the English fish people!

...

I seriously doubt it. so I'm just going to take your word for it.

nah man. fish people are the reason we're in this mess.

I iced a girl once.
Try it

Rest me I know pleasure

what I shove in my ass is none of your god damned business!

aaah.
no.
please.

...

If you dont, ill help you out~

But dude, we gotta save them before the chimera pig human army is complete!

Do it!

ice cube in pooper!

Hiya Solaire!

club penguin may be closing, but club miku is open for business!

What's up?

do you actually like her songs?
i sort of enjoy 1 but really haven't found anything else that i liked, not that i really looked

no thanks.

this has no basis in reality you know.

fucking FINE.
when I get back.

see you all later.

...

Oh just chillin, pretty damn chilly today here, probably coldest day of the year so far, just working on a project and stuff. It's been a while since I've seen ya, how you've been?

I am a corrupter!

I've been up and down. A soft mom would be nice around now.

no you're some national socialist, you nazi

Did you get an MAGA hat yet?

Hey Socks

No, I should get one.

Nazi, I bet you like Stalin and his commie ways, too.

That's some serious doublethink there, you okay Socks?

Im just goofin is all

I can't tell

Nerd

Only a little.

dweeb

Lisp.

it isnt that

You can't insult me with silly words!

Oh right… lithsp

Rascal
Rapscallion
Hooligan
Ne'erdowell
Tike
Miscreant
Varmint
Scamp
Fool
Goon
Dunce
Dolt
Ignoramous
Imbecile
Cretin
Delinquet
Vandal
Ruffian
Mogrol
Scallywag
Chump
Carpetbagger

????

I just said you couldn't

I did tho

good thing I have a txt doc of all the silly names to call people

...

...

Woaw.

But why?

For this very occasion

Fair point

5D chess.

I have gotten a bit better with Rs

:3

have you been pwacticing?

:l

can you say "reginald's red rubber robot robbed randy's repository of ricotta"?

kek. sorry

bach.

define 'say'

Mozart

wolfgang beethoven.

a verbal utterance that conveys a particular thought?

Pic related

...

Uh..
[whatever mozart's first name is] Mozart

Hrmm
Do you want me to say that, or do wonder if I can say it?

...

...

Wolfenstien.

how edgy.

Got to work an hour early and someone else already got here before me.
Insanity

How're you lot?

I am edgelord thanks

the latter.

There was a big spider in my room so I stayed up all night and I'm playing Warhammer tonight and Rose is posting Panty pics from PSG and I'm saving them

nude.

I noticed

fuck dude. you can have the whole folder.

With a lot of concentration I could probably say most of it

Views on someone with a rhotacism?

yea.. like sandpaper!
Cat tongues, too!

Thanks

that wasn't intended for you. speaking of. where's wezdor?
dropbox.com/sh/xksb1ded96cs049/AAAI4ZWueDQZRYZnYI8_t2sDa?dl=0

Send nudes is best normie meme

I wonder if normie memes will ever on the same echelon as dank memes?

try speaking spanish. they have all kinds of crazy rolling Rs.

we have memes that are normie proof.
like gondola for instance.

I dunno he left at some point I guess.
Thanks btw

Why must you insult my memes?

impossible
dank memes are danker for not being normie memes, imo

Hey smokey.

I'm sure he's fine.
np broseph.

hi. how's it going?

Never

I hates you

Your memes are insult worthy

You can't predict the future normie memes!
They could be dank!

No meme is normy proof.
Until god-emporer claimed it, pepe was lost to normies.
I'm sure that spurdos and spurdo derivatives will one day fall.

U da best

Your R's are insult worthy

...

that's the thing though
the best memes are inside jokes that only few know
some even go so far as to say the vintage memes are the only true memes, since they were before 4chan became cool

as much as i absolutely hate this, i can't deny it's truthfulness

then try talking like a pirate.
ARRR

why, my child?

how do you figure gondola could be mainstream?

that refugee child looks older than they do

hrmm
Interesting train of thought

never

Nothing, Daddy

I wanna hear you try to say REEEE

it's the melanin.
but remember, whites and blacks aren't different in any way :^)

good. now back on your knees.

never.

It will be heavily corrupted, but still recognizable. The content melancholy for which gondola is known will be lost, and it will likely just have some stupid text thrown onto it for low-effort image macros.

You want the floors cleaned again?!

DD:

I'm asking you how such a plain meme will become main stream. I'm not asking what will happen when it does.

Pls

close.
but not quite.

nah man, I don't into embarrassing myself

You want me to play with my puppy, pippin?
:D

As a memologist, I've seen the cycle of how dank OC degenerates as it becomes circulated.

sure thing babe.

Well you got trips so I can't pressure you.

:<
He's so far away tho..

You've seen em, tho!

He's 10000% adorable

...

...

I'm cooking fish again… hello sir

yeah. 1000% dumb.
cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>> snails > doges

This isn't a blog

so wrong tho, daddy.

FISHIN

nice. im guessing tilapia

yes it is

dogs sure love peanut butter.
if you catch my drift

You're not real

that we can agree on

...

...

Yuh! I so do

I bet they also love PB n J sammiches!!

that was a reel big fish though.
/plays generic ska song

you're the expert.

...

ever tried hot dogs and peanut butter?

lmao

RBF is best!

EW NO

that was a mislink, but you are correct

That's animal abuse

You're a big fish

they realy did a lot of work in details on the HD version of WoT, you can even see the spiral inside the cannon

-best
+generic.

ew skitty no. see here

remember, no teeth this time~~

I will fite you

Ever try hotdogs and peanutbutter with sphegetti and pickles?

Cats best animal companions though

How can it be abuse? the dogs love the peanut butter and their tails wag the whole time

i'm alot higher than i usually am

let's make love. not war.

no. but I have tried spaghetti-os and hotdog slices.

true.

o .O

:DD

When n where?!?

Yep, I was gonna make chhicken but I really fuggin love fish lel
imma go to the store in a biiit
also diid i tell you my friend actually did it, the mad man
he moved to mexicio, already has a place there and is up to all kinds of nogood stuff.. wtf
didn't think they'd do it.. they will probably end up sending me all kiinda of weird pics and i'll post them here i guess
have you been awake all day since 6?

Dude, I need to go to the grocery store. Brb

Reported

So cuddly and affectionate.

i need to make a thing now too. wow good for him, off to start a new life in an untamed land, wonder how that will go. did he really need to do it? first of all i wasn't up then, and secondly im sure i told you i was going to have a booster nap so i could stay up later. a couple hours ago some one starting pounding on the door, which was alarming. turned out to be a lease operator who is a pal of mine so i didn't need to shoot them, but i was absolutely blasting some song from the life of pablo and they looked at me funny when i opened the door. my peace may be further ruined by the arrival of one or both parents tomorrow or friday, it is uncertain. this is something i do not look forward to.

you tell me.
daddy~

bye sweetcheeks.

I thought you enjoyed dogs more.

Oh uh.. I'm the Daddy now?

Let's say.. the playground at 8pm when mommy's not looking?

lmao wtf?
are you my daddy, or some sort of pedo?

here, lets do it in the back of my van.

I'll take care of mommy for you guys.

Cats are for hugs not fugs
well maybe if a big cat was tame enough

Ok, daddy~

that's the fucking dream, isn't it?

lmao.

Whose turn is it to be daddy, again?

no one.
lets just be equals. like business partners.

spiny dick

In what business?
Can it be sheep farming?

wat

imagine the internal bleeding~
it'll be like you ate a pound of sunflower seed husks.

ew no.
cat farm.

Whats the use of cates, then?

Don't read my spoilers when my pictures have hearts in their eyes Mira you aren't ready for this level of degeneracy.

But the spines are soft right? They induce ovulation in the female cat?
sounds great

cute!

no idea. I don't know about kitty dicks.

I like to retain my innocence ^_^

I know too much

yeah?
seems like useful information to me!

Good Mira~
I said not to do it you naughty slut we're discussing animal cock what are you doing interested in that?

I bet Khajit have spiny cocks

Aw :

that's both terrifying, and hot, at the same time.

corkscrew barnacle penis on a whale.

it hurts.

What're you making? I Just got back. I really have no idea why this person left, he hasn't even told me yet, but i suspect things might go south at this rate. when do you ever hear good news when people do stupid chit like that? fugin never, oh well..
maybe you'd like to watch a movie or something.. if you want, im open for whatever

Sounds hot to me~

Wait seriously?
I know about dolphins and I assumed whales were similar.

dunno yet. yeah sure, are options restricted to netflix or no?

what happens if you drag the recyclebin into your recyclebin?

Ok. No, they're not.

everything sounds hot to you.

Ya got me there

why didn't anything happen

pls help. kk ima take a look around, i have been listening to some real hood shit for hours so it might be nice to do something else. hope your friend didn't do a murder

maybe something did but u can't see it

who says it has to be a male khajiit?

Naw, I mean imagine if that was a thing, whale dick is just a big floppy cone of blubber… and it's like ten feet long.

coolio
imma brb really quick>>6700718

Cocklust?

That'd be more funny than anything.

potassium

i still didn't brb
but
what did he mean by this

that's for gays though.

google.com/search?q=potassium symbol&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
wat ru brbing for

maybe we watch this

o-ohh.. I always forget that..
imma make the coffee, clean some dishes and help my gramma with something real quick
JUST

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cool ima have some to
IN

*too
ready for death

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I think I am a gay

DEGENERACY!

Im trapped in a drive thru. Entertain me.

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you know why cows don't have feet?
they lactose.

I just realized that if khajit do have spiny penises then female khajit would be unsatisfied by a less than spiny penis

According to the lore, only certain types of khajiit do have spiny penor.

I can't fap in public!

Aaaaaaaaa, i missed your terrible jokes.

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true?
it doesn't seem like cats really enjoy the spiny dick though.

wha? who are you?

the FDA allows up to one hundred fifty milligrams or more of mammalian excreta (i.e. mouse poop), maggots or fly eggs, rodent hair, and insect parts in a pound of fast food.

stop the fear mongering you saw on facebook.

Which ones?
Do the Morrowind and Skyrim variants have it?

I'd enjoy it

Omg ur so retarded

I cant tell you. I made a foo out of myself over the years.

I prefer my entertainment with 100% less pseudoscience

no pls

LOL
some ppl i know always make puns with my name..

but i made those figures up for the sole purpose of fear mongering. way to be a spoilsport

I forget the types, but iirc the ones with spiny penor are the ones that are more animalistic. Like, the quadruped ones all have spiny penor, but only some of the bipeds have them. The ones in Morrowind should have cat dick.

it was in fact false but the fda has to make some allowances in order for the mass distribution of food to be cost effective, and that isn't pseudoscience

The quadrupeds are sentient right?

LOL
this threads chock full of spoilsports

same dog.
I can respect that.

yeah?

:3

you got one of them names. have you seen Kubo?

Yes, but not all of them are capable of human speech due to their anatomy. Though, the bipeds tend to be magical geniuses and some are able to speak through the school of illusion.

Im not ammused young man.

Ya, well, you're a fag.

I'm not a canine.

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nope
I'll do whatever you want
as long as like i haven't seen it already i guess

I imagine the sensation is overwhelming at least.

Perfect!

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You're pretty rude huh?

it looks fun

you gotta be kitten me.

I guess?

Here is some stuff for you to learn about the different types of khajiit.
imperial-library.info/content/khajiit-physiology-phases-and-forms
I used to do some TES roleplay, but I'm no genius on the lore.

Permafiltered!

Nah, it's just my idea of playful banter.

No. Stop.

My kinks aren't that weird, right?

Thanks

Someone post porn at him for me.

sorry. I'm just parroting what I heard from someone else.

why did the queen go to the dentist?
to get her teeth crowned!

not to me.

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Oh good, fantasy beasts with exotic dicks is fun.

yes they are.

They are pretty strange dude.

Do you think werewolves have knots?

Ah muffinman!

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I post this for wezdor

didn't read the spoilers

I sure as fuck hope so.

wait, pre or post-transformation?

the muffin man?

you seen any mission impossible movies? how about a madea halloween? i still have the mummy on my mind as well, probably because of the save brendan campaign. haven't seen ex machina yet. what do you have downloaded that you have yet to see? get kubo tho i think we have to see it

They aren't that weird… Just a little?

How'd you know it was directed at you~?

Post transformation.
Knots are the best~

I don't think I have, maybe one that I can't remember. I do recall watching some james bond movie a long time ago but idunno…
I don't think I've seen ex machina yet either and it is the only movie I have saved on my HDD right now. don't remember who told me to get it but never made time to watch it.

you'd know.
`,:^)

Touché
bet you're curious though

the recent bond movies are great, different than MI tho. id rather watch something fun and ex machina is srs. but still want to see it

She's married to the Muffin man!

so madly curious.

It expands inside

the mummy and ex machina are both pretty sweet

Did someone say mummy?

He meant the Egyptian toilet paper zombie

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Well I haven't seen any of the recent ones tbh
are there many? which do you wanna do?

Damn it.

What?

I know this.

the muffin man?

magic

...

are there many bond movies? twenty six or something, but i think there are four with daniel craig. we will watch casino royal and specter at some point. specter opens in your home town mexico city so you might think that's cool. and there are five mission impossibles and they are all fun but you might like the last two the most if you like them at all. still think kubo is the move tho

fuckin nice
checkd

THE MUFFIN MAN!

They also produce buckets of cum, but they don't last long.
super rough until they finish though

Slut

Slutmagic.

do you know the muffin man?

nat. pls.
take it over to >>>/zoo/
I already knew thsi.

Who lives down dreary lane?

the very same!

should I get a bartending license, aku?

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I am an Archslutmagister

Its my fetish…

I'm starting to think you have all of those.
except the extreme degenerate ones, like scat.

???

I really don't know, are there? 26 is a fugin LOT, yes wtf
………
then we'll do kubo when you want, lemme just find it on tpb after im done.. with wot.. really quick..

I like blood and cum.
Keep other body fluids away. Except sweat I guess, and saliva.

Nah, horses aren't my thing

Hmmm, yeah I'd go for it. Sounds like an interesting enough profession. I've never been a bartender.

yeah it's a lot, i have every one on bluray. no rush, i'll just keep listenin to this kanye.

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lymph?

yeah? I figure it would get my foot further in the door.

you need a license, and I've been told it's not hard to get certified.

hihi.

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Allo

what's gucci?

Going out to buy an ounce of weed soon

niiiiceee

No thanks I said my things

I'm telling

kek!
what was it like working on stiffs?

No it's pretty easy. The best way to stick your nose in is just by saying what they want to hear, and knowing how to say it, while dressing the part. MOST places, like retail. There's some others that ask for cover letters.

Kinda boring, just either make them look nice for open casket or keep them clean and sterile otherwise.
I wanna be a Batista now.
I want Skye to cum in my coffee

plus bartending sounds fun as hell.
I applied to another kitchen today! the waitress was flirting with me the entire time I was filling an application. I was so nervous I fucked up my address.

she said come back friday to speak with the manager.

WHOA!
you gotta do that frothy steam thing with it first.