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Pony thread

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But why is my state racist, user?

you didn't know who martin shkreli is?

Are you going to make me?

Nope

It turned Trump Red.


I would, but too lazy

wat the fuck did you just call lord shkreli

Trump was already red.

He's a successful investor and serial memer. The media made him notorious when he decided to buy the rights to an AIDs drug and hike up the price to something fucking ridiculous and branded him an evil guy but the fact was insurance companies were the ones getting fucked over, not the people so much.. he's a really cool dude, he bought some music from wu tang clan, the only copy ever and pissed off a bunch of people and stuff he's pretty funny

Alright but know you could have prevented this

An autist

I remember him in front of a congress committee acting like an arrogant prick

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rude
he is the best, you should love and respect him

yeah me too, I thought that made him look like a pretty fuggin rad mofo tho
i mean like who does that kek
fuck those ppl

I'm a rude dude, what can I say

Fuck off tripfags

Stay mad

THIS

pshhh


wow smitty
fuggin WOW

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You're just jealous because my mommy said I was special and yours didn't.

Lost

MYSIDES jfc
chekt

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cnn.com/2013/08/15/business/parmesan-cheese-bank-mpe/

important

Id hate walking into that bank all they do is cut cheese.

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now I want parmesan cheese… i love that on pizza and spaghetti

U wot m8

Chk ur m0th m80

Why does walmart sell such cheap stuff that breaks easily. I got a 40 dollar headset from them and it already broke.

Gently please~

i got my headset since 3 years, but it was 150 bucks

what if someone from this era went back to the 1800s and started telling people about the future, but all they told them were things like "in the future, walmart gets made and destroys small towns everywhere cause they took all der jerbs and it's basically china selling low quality high price everything instead now"

My moth is hexferry, and she is ded

pshhh

u ever have spaghetti pizza

I need to start charging for "psssh" too. I would make a nice mint here.

grade A tenouttaten muzzle

Rist n Pieces and thts a Noice, Bug u got there m18

I hope you really don't do that. The idea disgusts me somehow and it reminiscent of my friend who squirts a gallon of mustard onto his freshly popped popcorn right outta the microwave.

what

i am still grossed out by the thought of this
mustard on popcorn
why
spgett pizza a best
google.com/search?q=spaghetti pizza&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

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oh. never even had that kind of pizza honestly

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flood detection. u kno how it is

I actually dont

k

tfw ur mom comes in and asks whats all the racket and it turns out they can hear the gpu from their room

IM JUST FUGGIN PLAYING WORLD OF TANKS MOM

Bahh

no thanks, I'll pass

Dropped could have said tanking over the world

yeah i didn't think it was a thing but then google and there it is. looks weird

Who is dropped? Or what did he mean by this

I've been muzzle hunting before you knew about pony ;')

Tipp

I should charge you for whoops and psshes

Reality itself is dropped

wow okay

Tipp= ripp

rmm

Wow, wow

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How am I supposed to pay them back tho

u'll never see a dime outta me!


(((PSHHHHHHH)))


Google is full of the weirdest darkest chit tbh
I wouldn't be surprised to find something 20x worse and more vile than that if you just added scat to the query or something

U wot

dem alium eyes
ayy lmao

Thats pretty good

Ayyyyyy

Thanks, something I just drew. I think it sucks, just like all artists.

|PSHHHHHHA)
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rip my mind

((($10^100 BILLION DOLLAR FINE)))

why you gotta take it to that place
i was just about to make mealtime preparations

tbh

I take paypal

I just wanted to emphasize on how terrible the things you would find there could be so I felt the only way possible was to elaborate based on the worst I could imagine. I'm sorry, I won't do it again.

Oh ok

I don't know how it was saved like that. I have it in my downloads


It hurts ;_;

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It's okay i forgive you

It's a crop I made from a comic so you probably saved with my file name, I tend to use ellipses because I lack creativity and a unary naming convention is the most creative I can get.

What are you making? FInally outta bed?

It can just gotta rise up from the pain sometimes -`w-

not sure yet. and nope, i have a small fridge next to my bed and i have a decent size griddle right next to me
what should i make?

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Yea

I habeeb in you!

Are you for fuggin real lol
just
JUST
JUST LMFAO
JUST LOL
what do you have available? that's funny

i got have a sizeable wok so i can do a shrimp stir fry
also a waffle maker on the bedside table, so i could do a brunch sort of thing

Thanks, I know I should draw more.

-got/have

why did he spoiler this

spoilers stay on, and many forget

Do it, you just gotta believe.


Ive always kinda liked the idea of having a fridge in my room but then I think about the electricity and I dont have the outlets for it

you can keep a small fridge cool with liquid nitrogen

TYRANNOSAURUS CHEKT

also i don't think there was a spoiler before that to forget and accidentally leave it on tho


Well you sound like you have more or less an idea of what you want, so why not that lel

i used to have a mini fridge in my room and all it held was my secret beers

I powered it with solar panels too

thanks
this tho


do you think im being serious?

Then id have to put it in the wall then that too much


I still imitate the laugh lel

I have a cramp in my face muscle that's trying to force my face into a smile. I don't want to smile.

Help, it hurts to frown, but smiling only makes it worse after a while

Do they use much electricity? That's probably why the light bill here comes so high all the time, there's 4 of those in my house lel

Howdy, horsefuckers.

:l


From what it seem its another fridge but then Im not sure why the light bill would go up unless you have it open all the time

Ayy its Sol

I CANT.

I have a perma smile on my face, and it's not by choice D:
:D

D:

:D

delet this and stop posting that stupid webm
thank u for your prompt response in advance

I didn't at first but then I thought maybe he is but now that you ask me like that I think you weren't and now I feel stupid. I don't know sir

QUICK THINK OF SOMETHING DEPRESSING


k lel

also, what did he meant by this

Do you not understand how a cramp works?

It's literally PULLING the smile into place, painfully.

America

r u fugin hi m8

Ayyy, it's user! What up?

what kind of insane person sleeps with a large griddle and keeps a waffle iron on their bedside table? nigga i been up for hours
and i just finished lost
it was beautiful, so beautiful
but now there is an emptiness

Your simply not thinking of the most depressing thing Or relaxing tbh


I prefer the term Naturally Stoned lel

Thinking won't make it stop :D


:'D

Could've gotten something much better at Best buy for that price.

Pretty good drawing waiting for works, how are you?
Its the Smits

LOL im fugin laughing
idunno, I thought it was pretty strange that's why I was like JUST
JUST
I wanted to point out how silly it sounded but then I thought maybe he's for real wtf I hope he doesn't do this
nice, sounds like you went through quiet the time consuming adventure
maybe you'd wana watch the usual suspects with me some time now~

THINK SOFTER!
you can do this

To

PSHHHH

thinking wont make it go away! i'll try drinking a large volume of liquid, maybe that'll help

why does this thread for so peaceful relative to all the other threads that ever existed

It made it worse.

I've been better tbh, about to sit down and play some vidya while watching some youtube or the HWNDU stream. I could honestly use a soft mom to cuddle right now.

Why is some one sticking their hoof through shy's bed?


Wait what liquids?


NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


gotcha

Shiny baked breads will do that

it really is one of the greatest shows ever, and it was a wonderful journey. i didn't have to wait six years to finish it, only took about one and a half weeks. i need to decompress though, i was pretty invested in it and now it's done. tonight probably, if you still want to. but now i have to watch my favourite streamer.


hm?

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Cadence has heard your plight and offers to give you cuddles, will she suffice?
Dang I know that feel hope you get past it with some vidyas

thanks a lot captcha. not even gonna try

how shameful

Of course I do

Cadence seems a little young for me, tbh fam.

that was just a prep post. then i clicked to submit your 7 get image and got a captcha. rip..

ok

KIISS MEEE!!1

But she is a mother. Although you arent wrong she definitely seems like a teen mom.


nu

Are you a cute older woman?

OwO

…yes

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Not teen, just in her 20s. I'm sure she will be absolutely beautiful, given some time.

milf tits or gtfo pretty please and I'll make you dinner

this fucking clopper thread every time. go away.

STOP THIS CANCEROUS PONY SHIT

Go to your own board, stop spamming Holla Forums with MLP shit. Fuck off.

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no one likes you furries

I suppose thats fair to say, she might be pushing on in years soon enough.


This

fucking what

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Wrong post lel

You'd do the world a big favor by committing suicide. I'm being sincere here, kill yourself. Seriously, do it.

Into the >>/oven/ shill you lost now fuck off

I can't wait for Cadence to milfify.

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I bet even the fucking retarded furries in that webm you just posted are more well liked than you lmfao
fugin crybaby
wat r u gonna do
drown us in tears?

You know I stop myself accidentally anheroing every day. Its not easy when your so accident prone lel


Oh snap

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That's actually cute

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Man what was that bald guys name with the german doctor
Shoot those guys was hysterical

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These are some hard projections fam. You ok?

Sums it up quiets nicely, thanks

I'll have you know I spent all of today applying to two jobs.

Fucking oxycodones, I don't even feel stoned

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Can I get as many (You)s as that user?

Maybe with those trips you can

oh boi

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I hate you

idk, can (you)

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Why?

sure why not lel

Because I counted your blessings.

Stop being jelly and work on that belly ^:3


Dankes m8s

Mummy tummys are my fetish

I prefer bold and brash lel but thats pretty nice i suppose.

what a horrifying picture tbh

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Yea Chrysalis is a terrifyingly hot pony

I don't mind mom doms, either.

tbh

I'd totally cuddle the fuck out of bugmom.

i dun even know why but this pic reminds me of one of my exes lel


yep lel

tbh

It's the booty shorts

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tb-

i mean the face, except she wasn't a cartoon horse bat pony satan thing with big eyes and all the wierd things lel

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i like these numbers

that was a once inj a lifetime get
Holla Forums will never reach another get like that in the history of everything that has yet to happen

Who has ever kised a girl romantically, on the lips, with tongue action, (no rape)

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Have you ever had a cat hade inserted in your urthea?
Shit burns and isn't hot

How odd

Sicko

Ive never thought of these charts this way

Do guys count?

No.

I've stuck things into my penis, and it feels weird, it's like a good pain.

I'm sure you've never consciously thought about your mother the way I have.

Guys are practically girls, you know

Good cause I've never kissed a guy. I've had several long term serious relationships with girls.

Mare cock isn't gay.

I don't like it, but different strokes and all

Sol.. ^:3 Come on now, thats not true


SOL.

Would you ever let your mother sit on your face?

Maybe I can be your girl for tonight?


Smitty, y u no come back on Discord?

My cat can't stop licking itself on my lap. Her fur is soaked.

Awoo~

What?

Do you have any furmilfs?

No reason I suppose. I have the tab open Although I just havent thought to use it, Ill allow it access again lel

No, gross

who hasen't

the worst one for me was when i was at a party with some mafiosos, they had banda musuic playinmg all around and the main guy who dealt selling cars and smuggling coke and weed turned out he wanted me to date his niece or somethingg, he was like 45yo and introduced me to her, I didn't fuggin like her at all lol but she liked me and started asking me to dance and how the fuck am I supposed to refuse anything when im surounded by her family, AKs on the take and they're all strapped and look like fuckin convicts with tatoes and fishnet shirts all 80s, then she asked me to go to a room upstairs with her and she tried to kiss me and I like backed my head a bit and she just fucking GLARES AT ME, I felt fucking rteraded and she tried to do it again so I like just went all lose and tried to escape in my happy place
I just started never saying a word and trying to be as fucking boring as possible and she lost interest in me, fuggin YES!! mission solved

Sol, you know. ^:3
I do not although I suppose I could make some if youd like sometime down the line

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No homo, tho. k?


I thought you might have died in the chaos from Trump's 10 days of being president.

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How can you tell your mother you love her if you'd never eat her ass?

You know I'd like it.

furries are homosexuals

that explains a lot.

let me guess, you jerk to my little pony cartoons as well

All the homo, when I do something I go all in. ALL IN.

why
no u

Who doesn't jerk off to pony?

Pfff, next you'll tell me girls sleep with other girls.


Oh behave

I didnt? lel


Ok


This post is some mass projecting if you catch my drift.

Getting mixed signal tbh

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I've jacked off to real horses.

Delusional

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Best hoof jobs at least

Tfw jerked it to all available videos and got nothing else to jerk it to. Dog sex is gross

Not telling you you should quit. I wouldexpect you to acknowledge your degeneracy at least

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In my own little world.

And your all trapped in here with me

nais

Are you Trump?

I do acknowledge it, faggot.

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nu Im anonymous

📱#

But why should i, even though I do.

Im not a degenerate ^;3
Im a gateway drug.

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thats bretty merican, fam

user your the best user

That's the murder cube that /k/ worships

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I know!

Gross

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😁

theoretically that should work, right? i mean if you plug it in and get the electricity flowing fast enough, right?

that emoji looks very different here than it does where i got it from

😜

site is bad with emoji

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So what did you make?
I just got back from town, had to restock on drinking water.

woop

i don't want to tell you
are you seriously telling me that you don't have propure filters? i bet you are a reptilian
and drinking from bpa plastic bottles i bet. what even

wow wtf..
do i look like a goddamn reptilian
what is bpa and should I be worried about it?
is the purple water bottle a bpa?
also no I don't have whatever that is…

no~
Bisphenol A is an organic synthetic compound with the chemical formula (CH₃)₂C(C₆H₄OH)₂ belonging to the group of diphenylmethane derivatives and bisphenols, with two hydroxyphenyl groups, probably not, unless you are worried about fluoride and globalists. i thought the bottle was pink.
so you do just get e bunch of bottled water? what do you fill your bottle with

right?

It looks more purple than pink tbh.
I use some 5 gallon blue water jugs, just throw them in the back of my truck and drive to the nearest avant water thing and fill them and then just fill the pink one with the water from those and put it on my desk…

shoot, that isn't how it was meant to be but close enough. what a chore, you guys must distrust your tap water.

yeah I've worked at the water plant for a month, just for fun and cause I know the guy that works and runs it well so I'd chill in the office and internet there on the city computer. he does nothing all day and he told me never drink that water so I don't. the plants all fucked up, sometimes they issue warning and go house to house telling people to boil the water if they for whatever reason even think about drinking it
I've stopped where they're doing line work and the pipes have this buildup inside them and it's fucking gross why would u even drink it…
miles upon miles of pipes lain down by some stranger, I don't have much trust in strangers

i think WoT is sucking me back in
halp

Feels good. Almost as good as the tea

who fucking does that except old ppl and girls
JUST LMFAO @ YOU
I EXCLUSIVELY wear boxers, and only like 50% of my time when I'm awake, never use underwear those are satan

i hope you shart and cum at the same time at a high-class cocktail party while wearing white pants.

Wait im getting mixed messages here, grandma. Why are you wearing boy underwear?

dafuq u on about fagolia

alluh lelbars

No.

oh god, nvm then. if you needed to you could keep some iodine or yeah boil it. or propure filters, obviously.

that moths face triggers me

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also the city water tastes weird and gross, I don't like it (((so…)))
what're you up to?

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yall eat ass?

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I eat grass?

I'll try it.
for you, my love.

Your ass IS grass.

Who are you talking to?

whoops.

i only drink water from wells that i have dug with my own hands
still watching this stream

you're mom.
lo'l.

My mom isnt lo'l Or Anonymous!

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she Mom

PSHHH
I wonder who has bigger hands, you or me

oh yeah?

nine and three eighths
but that has nothing to do with well building, i wish i had bigger hands for slinging the pigskin

I ate my gfs ass one time eating her out and I nutter so hard it hit the wall

Yeah man. An nuw im ded

I hate auto correct

There turned it off, fuck that shit

I don't understand, what?

why does tilapia fried in butter on a sauce pan smell so good

get your measurement and then you will have the answer. probably will be pretty close.

good riddance!
jkjk

it would just be rude not to.

that anime is cute!

Cuppers, hai

approx 7 inches from the base of my palm to my middle fingers tip
my grandpas hands are fuggin gigantic, like his pinkie's bigger than my thumb

never seen it, I just like how much she looks like human fluttershy.


hiya shiny.

Its been too long, how has life been?

usually it's measured from tip of thumb to tip of pinkie, with hand spread. so i dunno. and how would you know thought you said you lost your ruler
giant hands are dope, manual labor helps a little if you care

an absolutely nightmare I'd rather not talk about. doing moderately okay for a couple weeks now though. how about you?

Oh, why did I say I lost it? I can't remember.. sorry kek
lol
ok lemme try again
this time it's a 1cm below 9

Its been good i had two hip replacements surgeries due to an illness i inherited. Been good besides that

yeah and then you said you found it but wouldn't giv proof pic so no believe you.
hm, you would have trouble being a quarterback in the nfl

Do the civilians suspect anything?

I think my height would probably be a bigger issue than that I think

well that's no fun. glad everything else is alright though.


I told them everything.

Indeed, sorry things have been rough for you.

Report to my office for reassignment.

yes perhaps. russel wilson is five eleven tho and he is a super bowl champion

So you wanted proof pic of my ruler?

yeah, i can't remember the context so im not sure why

so a lot of people in my area are all furious rn because trumps mass deportation force jus deported a few people from town and left a few kids fatherless and the kids were in school hysterical and crying all day

meh. life is shit, not much you can do about it.

thanks though.


get bent old man

Good. Send them all back. Bad hombres

I feel really bad for all the kids that really sucks

They should go with the parents

They should have sent the kids back too.

It's necessary.

If you continue to be defiant, I will deploy a kill agent to your location.


It's sad, but ultimately, it is the parents' fault. They knew the risks. Don't have children when you're a fugitive of the law.

usually both parents aren't illegal tho

Is the border patrol incompetent?

idunno

*hans zimmer music plays*

Wooooooo make America cry again!

Niggercat!

Than what is going is the right thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=4y33h81phKU

Aku.
What's up?

i've been working on this actually. can't wait till the power is back where i have the electric one so i can use the organ setting. will be dope

Trump's Supreme Court nominee has a fantastic resume and his record is so good both Dems and republicans like him. O'Riley said the Dems may be committing political suicide if they try to block him. Dude's a conservative, young and actually cares about the constitution.

What about abortion?

It's been such a long time since I had a piano, electric one, only made beats and stuff on it and could barely play moonlight sonata lel

Fuck abortions. I'm a Roman Catholic.

Sounds like a good man.

Executive order to immediately pull out of the UN when?

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hopefully soon.
what a fucking shitshow the UN is

you need to think about getting a new one, and you can write your music in gold inc. uh yeah that isn't that easy. unless you mean just the start.

No! We can't pull
Out of the UN, they'll give us stern looks!

ink

Smash that fucking patriarchy babes.

Pull out of UN, end all military operations in every country with a US base in it, build the wall, and our economy might just skyrocket back up.


Trump's stern look is a lot scarier than Obama's.

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Just finished work.

Howre you lot going?

More war!
Let's take back Africa!

Fine. I'm watching urban cowboy~
What's Gucci rappy rap?

I wish I had an ass to eat.

yeah just the start
i was reading steam from last night when i was kinda drunk, I hardly remembered anything.. idunno why I type and say all those dumb unintelligible things sometimes, I hope you didn't get anything the wrong way. idunno why i get like that damnit

ah yeah i'd be really impressed if you could play the whole thing even at a barely passable level.
kek. that's just the way it is, doesn't bother me. so yeah don't worry about it

just wanted to make sure
are you still watching that stream?

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nah just ended. toptier stream

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wat? why?

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hello

Hello Holla Forumsread

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and now the thread is shit

How're you doing?

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i'm fine just relaxing after a day smoking weed :3 yourself?

dude weed
Doing okay

So when do you plan on going to bed? Were you gonna wanna do TUS??

I dont think its spoilered

Oh it is, it was a mistake on my part

it is, like almost 90% of your posts are spoilered that's' why I was asking earlier why u do dis

i am being lame and was planning on going in like thirty minutes. i don't even know why because i don't have to get up or anything. just have a tired i guess. yes but i think it is two hours which goes past my provisional time budget. u even tired at all?

oh wow, well tonights gonna be boring
you're probably tired from that drive and stuff i bet
I'm not even remotely tired, probably gonna bed in like 5 or 6 hours tbh, same time I slept yesterday maybe

Just got home, set the washing machine, and now here I am

TRUMP IS A GOLDEN GOD ON THE SUNRISE THAT IS THE FUTURE OF YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA UNDER MY SEED!

i dunno why. maybe cuz i was in bed a lot i guess but i didn't really sleep. yeah sorry, it will be boring for me when i wake up, you won't be around till one or something.

I forgot it was on, i wo dered what you were talking about

What's wrong with forcing people to have children?

brexit 1 month away!
Lepenn shortly after!

Wut

I heard the EU was going to give Britain a parting gift of, like, a billion dollar fine or something. Please tell me they're not going to pay for that.

ilu ;~; lal

drugs

youtube.com/watch?v=iVoNcTS4Rb4

youtube.com/watch?v=_HQTkGa3N5g

First ones a bit TL;DR, second is a breakdown of Miss May's speech.

I'm pretty certain that, if they try to force any sort of fine, britain won't pay it, there's nothing the EU can do to enforce such a thing, and they know that if they don't give britain what she wants, they're fucked.

Wut

We need fish people!

EU's Finished boys!
another 2-5 years and she's bust!

Good. The Brits and the Burgers must stick together in these tough times.

gnight skits

I would a fish person, just so i can say i did a fish pussy

When will horse waifu bots be real?

These are GOOD times Aku, GOOD times!

I don't deserve to be alive in such glorious times.

Goodnight, sleep well.

when jeb bush gets in the whitehouse

Not Aku, but yes, I'm happy with the direction both countries are going in.

I mean good lord this stuff makes me wish I were born a feudal peasant who plays in the dung all day. We're being spoiled Raptor.

Gn

Make it happen

God willing, you are!


Oh, sorry Nick~
I misread.


we deserve this aku, after the last, 16 years, we deserve
==THIS==.

You have failed again

But at this rate we're going to have to storm the castle rescue all the sexy European bitches AND ACTUALLY WIN AGAINST THE MUSLIM HORDES!

We're practically at the peripece of Empire! Trump's health better not faulter over the next 8 years, he's so old but incredibly active. He's actually the oldest president we've ever had elected! He's breaking all sorts of records and he's only been in DC for a fucking week!

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iza?


Lets hope he starts breaking some more balls next!

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Think of the one person you hate the most.

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nice

Saying I hate someone is rather harsh, they have to earn that kind of title

But that's all he's been doing! Next thing you know they're going to make Australia Great Again!

George Soros?

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aku

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Oh…my paranoia I guess

Jesus Christ I hope so.


I don't hate Rose, so it can't be him.

i want to cum on skitty's popcorn

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Hrmm
What if, and here me out here, you do hate wose so I can be right?

Brother! We meet at last!

I have a gift for you: It is my trip.

##ZersetzungApophenia

Que?

I'm SocksPrime. I love you.

The path you take is a brutal one, but I have done it and it is the best, by far.

*sigh* what Reece?

Reeceypet, are you cheating on me? With AKU? Seriously?

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No. He's not, but he wishes.

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You are not so dank as you believe yourself to be.

Bad reeceypet!

Oh.. ok?

Tfw utter destruction shows up in your thread and you are so btfo you don't even know what to do!

For what fugging purpose?

I was informed of your existence, and I believed you might benefit from my emotional support.

SHADILAY

WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR KEKISTANI CHILDREN

protein pudding

I'm not trying to be dank

flavor
also this , you need to maximize your gains bruh

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I want to rape Mira and Reece.

And I of yours

but.. no?

can i call you mittensarecool?

Please, please rape the gay outta Reece.

Take the trip, brother. We will carry it into battle!

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What?

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if i say okay, is it still rape?

that would only expand my universe…. not close it

nope you ruined it.

but something in my pant is expanding because of you.

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I'm not a sock lover tho

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Heh, maybe.

more like a foot lover

Do you know what Socks4Hands are?

Socks can be pretty nice

and so can feet

my dog, not me likes socks


implying


nuh

condoms

Gloves!

ehhhh

Yes, of course I had this image prepared about a week and a half ago.

Probably, maybe expand your universe around somebody else.

nop

Have faith, young one. We have already won this war.

I'd love to get a footjob from my mom

Reeceypet why don't you love me anymore!

you started it though

why are pants plural when theyre just one thing? i've never thought about that until right now


i'm not sure you're even the real blew tbh

youve downloaded chickuns and diaper pron now and you're posting without me even being around. I think my plan is working perfectly!

nobully


rappajack!


dont worry reecey, im never more than a shitpost away

Stop pretending to be me!

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i almost forget how disgusting he is hahahaha and reece is always talking about giving him rimjobs, i bet his face is just as disgusting if you want to put it on that things asshole

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oh you were being so good and then you had to get all mean. I was just about to get you a new picture of me… Tell you what, post some cute diaper pony porn and I'll forgive you

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Is being the center of negative attention and humiliation a fetish of yours? Does that somehow gratifying to you? just curious

How's it going?

is*

hola Skitty!


thats not a cute pony at all


hahahahhahahahhehehhehee


Heya Rap! I'm doin real good, howabout you?

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oh shit is that third one for real? I should totally message that g… Oh wait he's in Berlin. Oh well.

I'm ok, just playing some csgo

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hello


i'm considered attractive by at least 2 people IRL who aren't my parents so.... thats not bad tbh

also. hi discordio

sounds like fun. Im editing some photos overh ere.

so, are you going to post some cute diaper ponies and get a new pic of me or what?


How are you, Reecers? Did you get back from your parents place?

oh boy, is dicktardio back itt?

yeah i've been out of my parents for about a couple of days

how are you?

irl blewberries?

he seems to think I thrive on negative attention. No idea what gave him that impression!


well thats good, Im sure they were glad you came by for a bit. I'm doing great, been gettin a lot done lately.

I was just asking because you give that impression and it's strange to me. not even discordio

this is the same sperg who thinks posting pics of gay porn from his personal collection makes you gay.

clearly the product of his country's third world education system. he's never going to be able to get a job with the local drug cartel and move out of his mom's basement at this rate.

shhhh no tears now only pony


well his mom already kicked him out once. she got tired of him almost as fast as we did.

Did something happen the past 3 weeks?

Who's this?
Aeris?

oh, so you must be the medical debtor that calls himself boo. how's that life of servitude repaying your commie medico establishment?


maybe she just needs the extra space to turn more tricks.

Discordio. And some other wee cunt

if they have massive diaper fetishes then they keep it to themselves tbh

Blewberry befriended a Mexican then later posted a picture of himself and he saw it. Said friend then turned on him and started making fun of the way he looks and blewberry seems to enjoy it for whatever reason so he eggs him on to continue making fun of his face.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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samefag

what a shame haha.

nah

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Bleh, nvm.

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a one word denial from a person with obvious mental problems is good enough for me.

KISS ME!!

so the ghost continues to haunt this thread.

kissu


yeah, we're all pretty terrified

that hambone?

who wouldn't laugh at the picture of blewberry?

i wonder what tobin's spirit guide says about masochistic ghosts who get off on humiliating themselves.

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Picks you up and places you on the bed. Sits down on you, straddling your waist. Leans in to kiss you passionately on your lips~

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It sure puts a smile on my face everytime


oh no, he's trolling us all, you see. Terrible trolling. trolling so hard. le ebic trolled

vocaroo.com/i/s161hfmOy1qn

KEK
ruby pls
hello, how r u sir


I would legitimately file a restraining order on you tho

i just don't think i can take this level of bullying.
the doctor on those commercials says erections aren't supposed to last more than 4 hours.

/slap

fuggin LMFAO
just
JUST

w-what
what'd i do to d-deserve thaAAAAaaaat?

Played ddr that one time

You broke my heart.

you asked

White bois can't dance

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what did he mean by this?


how'd I manage to do something terrible like that, I'm sorry. I know ur lying tho

Not true, black women can't dance, twerking is not dancing. it's whoring, and it's very disgusting to have to watch.

I was joking, Dance Dance Revolution IE DDR:
See this video;
youtube.com/watch?v=T2e1tsnKkiI

Dancing is for niggers and faggots and women.

How's it going Cate?

kek, true.

I'm alright. How are you doing?

youtube.com/watch?v=e0O1QUaMJiQ

this gets pretty fucking nuts pretty quick.


I'm good, here are those pictures I promised

lol i never heard of this
like i mean i have but im so vaguely familiar with it that I couldn't even remember the name, much less its initials…


lel

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also, did u just assume my fuggin race?

DDR is basically all it's called now, most people I know don't know why it's called that anymore kek.
Watch this one

youtube.com/watch?v=e0O1QUaMJiQ

What if it's a video game?


Uh…don't call my boss

you can embed liveleaks? fuggin WOT
it wont play tho

Cute. I Wish I had a kitty cat.

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DDR is not dancing.

youtube.com/watch?v=DNCVSiDbRBY


He's already taken to nagging me above the others, as you can see there he sits next to my keyboard till I pay attention to him

It's a revolution in dancing

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I'm doing alright. Just sorta chilling.

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youtube.com/watch?v=t5oZ7fr3gsE


trust a fat guy to get unreasonably mad before falling down

Its motion with style

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and up to all sorts of ruby stuff I'd bet
neat

Rolled 964, 83, 428, 11, 702, 389, 557, 431, 350, 365, 172, 561, 874, 32, 717 + 34500 = 41136 (15d1024)Am do the winrar?

no

woops

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Kek

I would legitimately try to get dox on you and give you reason to file a restraining order on me if I could just hear you explain it to the cops. "he posts in the same pony thread as me and likes diapers! sometimes he hugs me! HAAAALP"


yay reeceyvoice!


somehow we'll make it through Smokey. somehow.


Fredo

i can't help but notice he kind of dropped off there.
maybe he got tired of being rekt like a teenager's first car while he was trying to troll.

I hope it didnt take him this long to realize I found his activities funny. Thatd be a sign of a serious developmental delay.

What've you been up to?
Keeping busy?

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dissy can't be retarded. he read a book once.
i know that because he tells everyone he meets about it.

he's probably just reloading his gay porn cache.

i read a book once. not a single horse got fucked for the whoel book. After that I swore off books

why does he always take credit for triggering you guys?

Same old same old.

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It triggers those who truly mean us harm.
Funny as fuck really, before discordio it was destroyer.


Fair enough, found any birds on the dating scene?

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shhh discordio, calm down, its ok. we still love you

you're clearly not reading the right books.
who can forget the infamous gangbang scene from national velvet?


in the end it doesn't really matter who you are. you're just the entertainment.

You think smokey and blewberry mean us harm? or me? i don't mean anyone harm, it's just too funny to post that autists face and watch him and his boyfriend smokey get agitated and console each other for hours after im gone

skitty pls

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? ? ?

i fucking love making fun of you, because every line you type is the perfect setup. you could be mocking literally anyone and i would "defend" them from you because it's hilarious to see you try and deflect once things get turned around on you.

Nope. Just more and more scams.

Haha I'll have to give that one a go then!


It might matter if he becomes another Stalkerbro or Destroyer, but the likelyhood of that is slim to none.


You realize I willingly posted my face on an imageboard, right? It's not like you l33t h4xored me or something and stole it. Your troll tactics consist of using a photo of me I made readily available and asking nicely for me to make more of them available to you, which you believe will achieve… something.

you sure showed me xxd

im not trying to show you nuthin, actually I think I'll join your side here. time for le eben trollin

in the end, we're talking about a fat mexican libtard who lives with his mother. it's easy mode to say most of what needs to be said about him.

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OBSERVE! I have proffered the image you posted, and put it on a different image!

deport smokey & blewberry

i thought applejacks tail was a penis for a second

how silly of me

some of you might recall the story i told of an uppity niggeress manager who wanted to give me shit about deploying new equipment at her branch.

next week, i will be performing the deinstall of their entire site. they are being shut the fuck down.


stahp memeing me

what would that solve? we'd just end up in Mexico with you. thats why we need the wall.


thats not silly at all, itd be comparatively normal for this sort of weird shit


and now ive taken the image you posted, and put it on another different image! hahaha! you are so triggered! soooooo triggered haha one day they will build monuments to the amount of butthurt i have caused!

stop this blatant cyber bullying. don't you know these threads are a safe space?

to be fair, we don't know if dissy is fat.
i'd actually be impressed if he were, usually his people are fairly riddled with tapeworms from the shitty food they eat. keeps em nice and model thin.

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im not the same guy who's posting this, im the other guy who is memeing on you. My name is Elliott.

observe as I take this other picture you posted and put it on a gay dead nigger, implying that you yourself are a gay dead nigger. My cruelty knows no bounds.


raep?


I think tendies are usually microwaved hard enough to kill tapeworms, unless he's been eating them raw when his madre wont cocina them for him.

[citation required]

that's not even true, also the rate of obesity in mexico exceeds america by a little

absolutely not

why doesn't this site default to https anymore?

god damn it skitty.
ok so he is fat. i stand corrected.


well now that's just mean.
scuse me while i cry in my safe space.

which is a lot safer than any space in mexico, being how that country is controlled by organized crime.

thats the spirit!

it still does for me.

That sucks

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

strange
dunno if it's a newer version of ff causing this
i'll just put https everywhere back on and see

well I sucked all the humor out of that in about ten minutes. I dont understand how Dissy can do it for weeks.


welcome friend!

It never defaulted to https for me.. wut
try using an extension to do that for all sites, it's what i do..


well that kinda implies i probably have tapeworms cause I eat mexican food probably more than everyone here except discordio i guess, i don't have worms wtf
i remember a friend on another site where we posted ponies befriended me, they were mexican and we spoke spanish in the spanish pony threads and we started playing some stupid silly game and i started pretending to date them in the game, idunno why they took it all srs but then they came out to me all sad and dramatic that they weighed 400 pounds out of nowhere and i was like wtf is going on why is he telling me that

haven't needed it in a while but turns out this is the case, so yeah. done
it used to, then for some reason it just stopped

If it's any consolation only fat/ugly chicks keep liking me on tinder?
I found out as well that tinder is just a giant catfish pond through tales from me mate.

it's true, i use a really old version of ff.


autism.


aw skitty. you're such a sensitive soul. it's just trolling, i don't mean it.

that's scary that you nearly got devoured by a mexican blob monster.

Mexicans generally cook their meats all to hell, Ive seen how they eat their steaks, so yeah the tapeworm thing is pretty unlikely.


Skitty is so friendly he can even befriend his own friends

They were probably about to die, hence why they were telling you.

How goes all?

purdy good, you?

I recall it wasn't an issue in ESR at least


Not so bad. Haven't seen you here before

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Eh it's okay. Looking for new job, helping out on farm. Not a lot new.


I don't come around too often, and I'm still new kinda sorta.


Perfect expression

I thought so too :3

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qr is gone? oh well whatever, im off to bed

gnight pony friends

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nini sweet dreams

LOL


I exaggerated just a little but it's true.. also not dying wtf..


… i meant I met them there and we became friends …


i stole that brojob joke and told it to friends on news years lel

If you're 400 pounds, you're dying Skitty.

I'm not 400 pounds.

Jesus christ Skitty, the person who came out to you saying they were 400 pounds, is fucking dying.

Fatty, fatty, 2 by 4
Can't get through the kitchen door!

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>(((IF YOU'RE)))


get a load of this guy

YES, Exactly!

You've got turned on your head somehow.

Yup, that's me

pshhh


PSHHH

I don't know where you got 'you specifically' from at all.

im just playing i know what you meant but i wanted to act like i didn't

best weight loss method for fat fucks.

Skitty pls

how do you even say pshh anyway

with your lips and teeth

youtu.be/Pn-ElWh2NJ0?t=24s

oh hey i like some of his stuff


you got me there boyo

Psh

pshhh

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LOL
this is a much better version than the one with jesus aku posted earlier

Leave it to Holla Forums to deliver the goods

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… jfc

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lol i have no idea what i'm doing

NEITHER DO I.
WHY AM I STILL ALIVE?

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craving cock

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hey gret post, r u a emo? i am

Very rude and assuming. k

We should make a suicide pact.


Everyone kys in 5 minutes

no thanx
there's a lotta stuff i wanna do before i kms thank u
maybe i can still do it, then i'll do it

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no. lying yellow hoers.

who are you and why are you being so rude sir

I'm not being rude. I'm just warning you that your boipussy is gonna get what it wants.

… why do you have pictures of fat bears on your hard drive? just
JUST WOW user

Emo is one step below transvestite.
stop my breathing and slit my wrists


kek

… i was into that some time ago
wow, nice to know what you think turbocouche

youtube.com/watch?v=rv6r0pB-KkA

Skitty, just… just pls. pls just.

Pshhh
wut r u up to aside from being all emo

watching videos to figure out how to do things in factorio.
I've already made a mistake, but I think I'll fix it up no worries.

you have been playing that one for quite a while now huh
must be quite fun

It triggers the autisms in me the same way minecraft does in autistics

many purposes. now shush and turn around.

NO

how about u fite me instead

Heading to bed Holla Forumsread, have a good one.

not till after i cum. now drop them drawa's

m-make me

goodnight

tfw can't sleep

oh god my stomach hurts wtf

i'll use scissors if I have to do it and you won't be able to get them back on.

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/quickly puts on 10 extra layers of drawa's
your sisers can't handle my drawa's now

hmmm. you're probably right. I'll try to be careful but remember, you brought this on yourself.

PShhhh

tfw alone

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i want to have dirty, sweaty sex with fluttershy.

i want to make her reeeeally uncomfortable but unable to say no because she's cumming too hard and she wants to cum more

😊

i will just switch over to this pony for a moment

😀

😁

😂

😏

😃

😄

🤣😜

😅

you don't even want to know what i'd do to that pony

no orifice would be safe.

nose sex, skitty.

ear sex.

😆

😇

😈

😉

😯

implying they would consent
what would u do then? rape? then you'd come out on all the equestria newspapers and spend the next 30 years in equestrian prison

😐

😑

😕

😠

i'm just that good

they would beg me for it.

heil

😠

😬

god damn Holla Forums is slow.

😡

TYRANNOSAURUS CHEKT

😢

PSHHHHH

😴

if you even go to prison. you get more time for involuntary manslaughter than rape.

😮

😣

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