This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story

This is the story of my entire life. It is a dark story
of sadness, anger, and hatred. It is a story of a war against cruel injustice. In this magnificent story, I will
disclose every single detail about my life, every single significant experience that I have pulled from my
superior memory, as well as how those experiences have shaped my views of the world. This tragedy did
not have to happen. I didn’t want things to turn out this way, but humanity forced my hand, and this
story will explain why. My life didn’t start out dark and twisted. I started out as a happy and blissful
child, living my life to the fullest in a world I thought was good and pure…

There was one very special place that my father would often take me to. It was at the top of a range
of beautiful rolling hills that I termed the “London Hills”, because I thought that London was on the
other side of them. We would go there to fly kites. I can remember these experiences vividly. The hills
were full of tall straw-like grass, and the weather was always windy – perfect for kite flying.
It was a time of utmost happiness and joy for me. My father taught me to fly a kite by myself. The
wind was so strong that I feared it would lift up my frail little body and carry me into the clouds. Once I
got the hang of it, it was exhilarating. We would fly our kites together and run with the wind. I will never
forget that place.

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You will be fellated by angels in the heavens eternal.

One time while I was alone at Planet Cyber, I saw an older teenager watching pornography. I saw in
detail a video of a man having sex with a hot girl. The video showed him stick his penis inside a girl’s
vagina. I didn’t know anything about sex at the time. I barely even knew what sex was. I was slowly
starting to develop sexual feelings for hot girls, but I didn’t know what to do with them. To see this video
really traumatized me. I had no idea what I was seeing… I couldn’t imagine human beings doing such
things with each other. The sight was shocking, traumatizing, and arousing. All of these feelings mixed
together took a great toll on me. I walked home and cried by myself for a bit. I felt too guilty about what
I saw to talk to my parents about it. I was quite shaken for a few days.

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Too pure for this world

This was among the very first glimpses I had of sex. Finding out about sex is one of the things that
truly destroyed my entire life. Sex… the very word fills me with hate. Once I hit puberty, I would always
want it, like any other boy. I would always hunger for it, I would always covet it, I would always fantasize
about it. But I would never get it. Not getting any sex is what will shape the very foundation of my
miserable youth. This was a very dark day.
Soon enough, I would inevitably find out about what sex was, whether I saw that foul video or not.
Boys at my school started talking about it. Connor Hanrahan and his friend Jordan Carlton one day told
me exactly what happens when a man and a woman have sex. Finding out about sex was just the
beginning of my horrific downfall.

After almost a month went by after getting World of Warcraft, I was finally able to play it. I made a
WoW account with my father, and then I created my first character, a night elf druid. It really blew my
mind. My first experience with WoW was like stepping into another world of excitement and adventure.
It was a video game world, but they made it so realistic that it was like living another life, a more exciting
life. My life was getting more and more depressing at that point, and WoW would fill in the void. It felt
refreshing and relieving. I was only able to play it for a few hours for my first session. It was all I would
think about when I wasn’t able to play it.

This was the point when my social life ended completely. I would never have a satisfying social life
ever again. It was the beginning of a very lonely period of my life, in which my only social interactions
would be online through video games, with the sole exception being my friendship with James. The
ability to play video games with people online temporarily filled in the social void. I got caught up in it,
and I was too young and naïve to realize the severity of how far I had fallen. I was too scared to accept
it. This loss of a social life, coupled with the advent of puberty, caused me to die a little inside. It was too
much for me to handle, and I stopped caring about my life and my future. I even stopped caring about
what people thought of me. I hid myself away in the online World of Warcraft, a place where I felt
comfortable and secure.

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Before we left for England, we attended the annual Christmas party at the Lemelson’s. I had recently
bought a flashy new shirt from Armani Exchange that made me feel particularly fabulous, so I decided to
wear it for the party. I loved admiring how awesome I looked in the mirror as I wore it. Wearing flashy
new clothes made me feel like a new person. I found it to be a very efficient way to boost my
confidence. When I entered the party, I felt gratified when Sue Lemelson, Rob’s ex-wife, complimented
me on how good I looked. My mother pointed out that it was unusual for Sue to compliment anyone, so
I must have made a good impression.

I soon found out the name of the beautiful girl in my math class. Her name was Brittany Story. Being
the obsessed stalker that I was, I looked her up on Facebook, and what I found shattered my already
wounded heart to pieces. She had a boyfriend. Not only that, but her boyfriend was the type of boy I
have always hated and despised: a tall, muscular surfer-jock with a buzz cut. As I looked at all the
pictures of the two of them together, I shivered with pure hatred. I could physically feel the hatred burn
through my entire body. I wanted to kill both of them, and I was capable of doing it. Brittany Story
should have been mine, and if can’t have her, no one should! I fantasized about capturing the two of
them and stripping the skin off her boyfriend’s flesh while making her watch. Why must my life be so full
of torment and hatred? I questioned to the universe with turmoil roiling inside me. I screamed and cried
with anguish that day. My housemate Spencer heard it all, but I didn’t care.

You're a faggot. This better not end with you going on a shooting spree or an heroing..

Sage

Can't dodge the rodge

After some deep contemplation, I had the revelation that the Day of Retribution wasn’t the only way I
could make up for all of the suffering I’ve had to experience. If I could somehow become a multimillionaire
at a young age, then my lifestyle would instantly become better than most people my age. I
would be able to get revenge on my enemies just by living above them and lording over them. That was
a form of happy, peaceful revenge, and it became my only hope. Once again, I started to desperately
ponder over ways that I could become extremely wealthy at a young age. It was my only way out.
This is when I realized that wealth was the only way I could lose my virginity, the only way I could
have the beautiful girlfriend I know I deserve. Due to all of my past experiences with girls, it is evident
that girls are not attracted to me as a person. They are repulsed by me. The only way I could possible
become worthy of their love and attraction is if I become wealthy.

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I believed that it was destiny for me to win the Megamillions Lottery, particularly this very jackpot.
People win the lottery every single month, so why not me? I was meant to live a life of significance and
extravagance. I was meant to win this jackpot. It was destiny. For the first few drawings I played, I spent
$50 to $100 on tickets, but to my profound frustration I still didn’t win, and the jackpot kept rising. This
only increased my enthusiasm. I started to picture a whole new, perfect life for myself after I won. I
imagined buying a beautiful, opulent mansion with an extravagant view, and acquiring a collection of
supercars which I would use specifically to attract beautiful girls into my life. I planned to go back to
college once I had bolstered myself with all this wealth, and lord myself over all the other students
there, finally fulfilling my dream of being the coolest and most popular kid at school. As I sat meditating
in my room, I imagined the ecstasy I would feel as scores of beautiful girls look at me with admiration as
I drive up to college in a Lamborghini. Such an experience would make up for everything. I had to win
this jackpot.

Oh lord. Here we go.

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FOR ALL YOU DUMBFUCKS OUT THERE, OP IS A FAGGOT

THIS IS COPYPASTA OF ELLIOT RODGER'S MANIFESTO

As the jackpot reached over $200 Million, I spent more of my saved money on lottery tickets, but I
still didn’t win. I knew that the more I spent on tickets, the higher chance I had of winning. I was so
desperate to live a satisfying life that I spent $400 dollars on tickets when the jackpot hit $290 Million.
When I failed to win that, I spent $500 dollars on tickets when it reached $363 million, and I still didn’t
win it on that one… And then the jackpot reached a number that I never imagined it would… $656
Million. I was astounded and filled with a feverish enthusiasm of hope and desire. This was the highest
lottery jackpot in history. I knew I was always destined for great things. This must be it! I was destined to
be the winner of the highest lottery jackpot in existence. I knew right then and there that this jackpot
was meant for me. Who else deserved such a victory? I had been through so much rejection, suffering,
and injustice in my life, and this was to be my salvation. With my whole body filled with feverish hope, I
spent $700 dollars on lottery tickets for this drawing. As I spent this money, I imagined all the amazing
sex I would have with a beautiful model girlfriend I would have once I become a man of wealth.

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I sank into one of the worst depressions of my life. It was Spring Break, and while all other young
boys my age were going off to vacation with their attractive friends, I was feeling miserable and alone in
my room because I failed to win the lottery jackpot that would enable me to rise above them ALL! I was
so depressed that even when my mother came up to Santa Barbara with my sister and her friends for a
short day trip, I refused to see them.
For the next month, I barely left my room. I was completely and utterly at the end of all hope. My life
is over, I thought. Without that wealth, what was there to live for in the future? I still couldn’t believe I
didn’t win. I kept thinking about the heavenly life I would be living if I had won. I was certain of my
victory, right at the moment of the drawing. Instead, it turned to a crushing defeat, just like everything
else in my life. Everything I had tried to do in the past, ever since childhood, had been a failure. It was
very hard to feel good about myself anymore. I spent all of my time drifting aimlessly, doing nothing
with my time except brooding over my fate. I didn’t want to think about anything. I could barely breathe
from the stifling loneliness. All of my energy had been sapped out of me.

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There had to be a way for me to become wealthy. I continued to see it was the only way I would ever
have a beautiful girlfriend and lose my virginity. My ultimate dream was to experience the pleasures of
love and sex with girls once I become rich enough to be worthy of them, and then I would settle down
with a beautiful girlfriend and have beautiful children with her, whom I would raise up to live a much
better life than the one I’ve had to suffer through. That would be the most satisfying vengeance against
all those young people who thought they were better than me. If I could show them that I lived such a
life, my purpose on this world would be complete. To see the look on all of their faces once I’ve risen
above them… I couldn’t imagine anything sweeter.

California Love, the track hit's your eardrum like Elliot Rodgers.

This is interesting, but if this wasn't a shitty slide thread you'd be posting just the most interesting bits for discussion.

He looks pretty fucking cool in that webm tbh

Blogpost/10
Would sperg again.

can you decided? You either spam a few words, or write a manifesto.

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that was funny