Pony bread

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hi

did you know the person from that post in your pic is posting in this thread?

because you're activating the keyboards trap card every time

Monitoring

Nope. But for some reason that doesn't surprise me.

For what?

Well, I did have that when I was in school.. Like I think you've heard me talk quite a bit and it might not be so noticeable but I do mispronounce a lot of things and say things funny according to others. Mostly in spanish. #nobully

Do not interfere with third world order operations.

facebook.com/FoxNews/videos/10155062816161336/

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They even made me attend a (((special class))) with a teacher whose sole intention was to make me stop mispronouncing things.

he's a good guy.

Nigga we on 0 world order we noticing every bulge here with that anagram.

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Care to tell me who it is, or do I have to figure that out?

sounds fine to me, maybe you have gotten better, and i would have no clue if you weren't pronouncing stuff right in spanish. for the record i know that it is spelled dyslexia.
*bullies*

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It's on a different planet.

always knew you were special

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that's cupcake. he's using a different trip now, says cuppers.
he was in the last thread before we jumped, i guess he's in a game or something and hasn't moved over to the new one yet.
i wonder if he still has that trip, and if he could reenact that post.

no u

I do not think that is accurate based on my experience, My grandma only forgets relativ or recently dispersed events and not events from long ago so I think it is the same for them.
I'm confused, is that an English word? Simpatico? I've been called that a few times and googling it brings up a slightly different version of what it means in Spanish. Strange. I think both the Spanish and English variants of this word denote you accurately.

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how do i get the taskbar to stop showing up on my second monitor

We gotta build the wall around the planet now? Oh great fuck! We'll come at me you illegal shit!

hmm?

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Figured you'd like that, since you like that pone

he's pregnat with youre foul

oh, so that wouldn't help your case at all since it would just revert to the old state of things. still think you should get him a six pack with a bow on it or something, what's the worst that could happen? i thought simpatico meant nice, but i could be misremembering, i also forgot how to say it is so i just said is. was attempting to say you are nice.

Rarity has a nice ass.

not again!

i do love me some vapor trail.

*bullies harder*

no she doesn't

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see

Lies. She's the hottest character out of the main 6.

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no it is a complimentary word in both language, but means slightly different things in both languages, in english I guess it is more towards character from what I can tell and in spanish it is more towards physical stuff, like looks. thank you, but i believe such a denotation is warranted by you at a greater scale
im kinda drunk and don't know how to put things
what should i do im a little bored sir

Kek, all because the idiot woman decided it was best to stop trumps legal XO's

I don't know anything about this.
also, I drew a shitty samurai

HIOOOOOO!

huh, didn't know that. but it's good to know for future use. thanks bb. no u tho
find something fun to watch, play some ranked chess matches, grow crystals by mixing ammonia bleach and food colouring, finish reading all of the information i gave you about trolls, get a flashlight and gather some survival gear and take a trip into the mysterious cave (livestream with periscope), or sit on couch and meditate.

you understand completely then.

Howdy.

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▶ 🔘──────── 13:37

clever boi

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but of course

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Nice dubs

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Howdy Satan.

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three times

daily reminder to stay hydrated

they make beanies with cat ears that actually look good.

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woah
didn't know that was a thing

If it ever got cold enough in Australia to wear a beanie I'd want one.

I prefer this drinking game

What's up?

thanks mister

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it's so cute.

doesn't it never get cold in straya?

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thankyou sir….

you're tilde is in the mail

your tilde*

christ

Our winter is summer weather for England.
So no.
The lowest we get is 18c, maybe 10 if we go to a mountain with snow.

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herro

Heya Fleur~
How're you?

jfc.

Hi natsoc

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meh, u?

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Do the civilians suspect anything?

*slow clapping*

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Its a nice cool 24c today.

Hi Mira~

About to go get a passport and alcohol soon.

Oh yeah, everything.

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Shut it down. Now.

Hows it going~?

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ahh, Im looking to go abroad in a few years too

not bad.
that's a temperature that's actually comfortable to be in.

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same my dude!

Nah

Gonna go for drive, get my passport, get alcohol, get home, get high,and try out Doom online.

I'm looking to get out of this country, too hot for me.

Much nice than yesterday, 20c cooler than yesterday.

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which one are you

lol terlet

Hmm that sounds pretty fun speaking of which i'm high on something else idk its sort of a headrush after getting lewd idk.

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Kill agent sent to your location

Anyway, I'm off, back in like an hour or something.

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I'd say, you lost more than 30 freedom units!

nice.

Anyway, I'm off, back in like an hour or something.

Sounds fun, and kinky~

I'm Australian I'm behind like seven cassowaries

Holy shit.

Anyway seriously gotta go, later guys

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cya nat

stay safe natsoc.

my dude!
HAHA!

I am space federation

You're a freak

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what's your rank?

I'm a grill tbh

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cool. I have a dick, but I identify as a garden hose.

can i turn you on and drink your water?

Ok I lied. I'm a guy
But, I indentify as Bill Gates. Where's my 84.9 billion dollars?

Dems are still angry and think donald is literally Hitler.

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why not donald trump?

that gives the ol' expression "taking the piss" out of someone to a whole new meaning.

I hqve no idea mang.
maybe if you saved your fucking money.

I know, it is glorious.

Trump is poor compared to Gates. And a lot of people hate him.

;_;

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This is awful. Please leave.

i think you fap to these ironically

No. You leave faggot.

i like u a lot

No. I just need to get some use out of my garbage folder.

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make it rain.

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I need to pee.

Piss in socks mouth

part of me envied this person once
but since then i realize how many dildos are very similar, tis a bit redundant, also the lack of under-desk cable management
notMinamalist/10

i have a red rubbish bin exactly like that in my kitchen

we have so much in common

~

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that's not the response I was expecting.

Do it faggit

~~~~~~~

yeah but they live with a qt furry trap bf
and that's worth envying

he even wants you to!

this^

never mind.
I lost interest.

Aww shucks!

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no

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wose pls

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whats the matta?

I'll please you!

I'll be pleased if you stop gondola!

Nothing at all.

:stopgondola:

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what are you wearing?

don't you give me that face, mister

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Normal clothes

D:

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pls do

Re zero is a good anime, anyways back to ep17

can't hear you, I'm asleep.

~
Good~

yes it is!

I hate my life

yuh..
I'll get to pounce on the unsuspecting wose

yeah?

ye

oh okay

wanna talk about it, user?

what's this meme

no idea.

Nah, wouldn't make me feel any better

I like that one tho!

alright.

it's a budget reproduction of this scene from interstellar
youtu.be/a3lcGnMhvsA?t=1m10s

side note, maybe my favourite scene from any movie ever

poor shibur!

oh lol

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nobody can hear you scream in space.

he's a good dog.

imo one of the best

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adorable

unless you are an astronaut with a comms system which is probably the most likely time you would be in space

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to where?

lol nice

you're nice.

:l, that video.

no am sock

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I want what he's having

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now do you see what role you play in the great ballet of the cos mos?

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I call dibs on healer

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in no dog

youtube.com/watch?v=9uAAP3PbkRI

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wtf

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I made a thing!

github.com/expeditiousRubyist/MontyHall/blob/master/Program.fs

Put your trip on, Azzy!

wow
didn't think i could love jimmy stewart more than i already did

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What is thing?

Generalized simulation for the monty hall problem with an arbitrary number of doors/cars/goat reveals

The fuck is a Monty hall?

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I'm back

I got Malibu and pineapple juice

OK

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heil

nigga!

This is retarded. It's still a 1/3 chance.

That's the picture I thought of when I saw the Malibu~
Just refrigerating the pineapple juice.

If there were a 1/3 chance to win after a switch, that would mean staying would have a 2/3 chance, which makes zero sense.

Good night bread, and iap wherever you are

Welcome back

I figured. lol.

sleep well.

Having smooth legs is the best though!

It's gonna be delicious~

but thicc thighs are generally high maintenance but amazing when smooth :3

Nat, do not put the pineapple juice in your ass, it's an acid and it's going to burn!

Thicc thighs save lives?

I'm gonna drink it with my mouth!
And Malibu

Yus and I like to make other boys happy

I bet~

time for bed.
good night everyone.

Oh… man it's so wonderfully cold up here.

Night fag.

I like making Skye happy 💞

Night Rose, sweet dreams

Lucky…

yeah I bet you do, idk I've been thinking about alot of things recently and I need to find someone like you have skye to just make happy

soundcloud.com/konstantine336/01-reel-1-diary#t=5:50

Well, you are closer to the sun this time of year.

You should.
Having a manly boyfriend is the best~

It was 44c yesterday, that's 110 freedom units

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So you said. That's just Aus I hear, place is like an oven filled with crazy wildlife and no guns!

Yus but generally having a manly boyfriend means he can be a bit rough ;~;

Guns wouldn't help, wildlife is immune to small arms fire.

I like it when Skye's rough~

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I sometimes like it rough as long as it makes htem happy i guess

Get a man who can be rough but also gentle.
Skye actually prefers to be gentle but he can be rough because he knows I like it.

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Anything less than 40mm is small arms fire.
40mm and larger is legally a canon

that sounds pretty nice :3 i also like when i'm pinned down but heh

Being pinned down and having my neck bitten is the best~

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I havn't had my neck bitten but having both hands pinned down held behind me or tied up with my shirt or panties is the best~

20mm*

So, this should be legalized for self defense?

Raptor, i blame the rampant faggotry in thread on you.

I'm going to class now. Fix it.

Canons work.
Against the smaller wildlife

Skye tried to handcuff me but then he tried to tickle me and I accidentally broke them

I think it's 40mm, are you sure?

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Yes.

Can't do that man, it's how the force works, there must be balance, and it takes this much faggotry to balance me.

Certain, the spitfire had 20mm canons, I believe cannons can get as small as 15mm tbh

aawww fek
aww fekkkkkkkkk

I want a 40mm handgun, not to use I just think it'd be neat to have

hmm then I think youd need stronger cuffs or ropes~

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Legalize it!

Yee~

Legalize everything~

the largest here is a 30mm, I don't think a 40mm handgun exists.

that all sounds really fun idk degeneracy is fun but I lose my innocence when i do that.

Here's a 40mm

That sounds pretty libertarian for a National Socialist.

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You'd break your arm, that's a damn hand cannon.

this is a 40mm grenade

fuck its gay in here

It should

Lewd degeneracy a best~

Neat

Nah don't step here I'll fucken nip ya cunt

I don't wanna use it, just own it.

That's just me

This qualifies as a hand cannon right?

if i say yes i will be stressed out for the next 200 hours
if i say no i will feel like a loser for the next 200 hours

get outta here and i'tll go back to normal

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I already was lewd so imma not give into my lewdz again :3

Stress ahoy!

Give into the lewd side

soo, where are you moving?

i like women

full speed ahead!

and i like hillary clinton

but i was already lewd ;~;

Skye💕

Do it~

HAnd held grenade launcher.
I do'nt know how you'd be able to shoot that without destroying your wrist, have you ever felt one of those kick?
It's enough to dislocate a shoulder if held incorrectly.

Sounds like yes is the better option, cause while you may be stressed, the event in question might turn out awesomely.
If it's just a hook up then probably don't.

I mean i can get lewd again but what do while lewd?

and?

?

on the bright side, stress is bad for ones health

I think feeling like a looser would be worse, because you're not one, and from what I'm being told being harsh and negative with yourself is only ever damaging.

Lewd, lewd while lewd

England

help wtf did i do

ahh, the UK rocks

NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK NICK

Ill shave and shower then ill do lewd things~

Plus Skye lives there

Do it~

He does not

i hope nick drives into a median at full speed LOL

ok kill me then

Love you Daddy~

Natsucc go to bed

dont make me shoot you again

;~;

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I got booze~
And I want cuddles~💕

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wowee riparee

i love u

I think we should just stay friends

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;~;

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BRING BACK THE CYCLICAL HORSE THREAD

appaling efforts my friend

and snacks

So who's butt here could I fuck to get he most popular?

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does fucking butts get he most popular?

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Not always. Here though I can fuck a butt and everyone will respect me. I just don't know who's butt I can pound.

v. nice

raptors is the tightest

That was Skitty dear

I disagree

Only one way to find out

raptors butt is angelic

…second tightest

that's skitty's
raptors is TIGHT 👌👌👌

Lol no blacks allowed

What about mine?

That's better

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..rappyjaack

G'day

Is that one fag that puts ads on craigslist here? I wanna get a blowjob or a fuck from someone on there but I dunno how to contact people.

it was m8. i learnt some new things

rotflol

Yeah?
What'd you learn?

nigger this is important
I want to do something besides fap

moar work stuph

i can do it, but i have a price

moar fangs!@

Cool cool

incoming

how's your era-space course going?

No, no, no. There are ads for bj for bj, anal, and more. I just need to know how to answer the ads.

Slowly tbh.
4 - 5 years left, I want it to be going faster but there's not much I can do currently with my mental state you know?
I am working on that though, and little by little I'll get htere.

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This isn't gay tbh

i'm pretty sure getting engrossed in tasks is the only way

👌

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God dammit where the fuck is twilihaze?

what?

Yeah, I've started doing that with a few things, diet weightloss and fitness, trading stocks, work, a few other things.
It helps to have a goal in front of you to pursue

Dosen't tell me anything.

Its pretty gay tbqph

wanna know what my goals for this week are?

If he's dressed like a girl and the balls don't touch it's not gay.

Aw shit, I think the balls were touching in the first 2 pics.

Sure~

They were.
And that's me in everything else

everything is gay, girls are gay that meme is gay

taking the girth of atleast a metric tonne of wood lmao
no homo

Fair enough.
Use prot.

Well…. Skye never said I couldn't save, and repost your pics. I save every one I see.

You have a nice ass.

gay

PPE. got it

shiet

Good stuff

If he's dressed like a girl, it's not gay.

Thanks!

hi

How's it going RK?

run away! it's gay AF in here

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pretty good
finishing my second coffee and waiting for my dad

gonna do some work in our new flat today

b-but i'm used to it

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i c

Don't have those two~

tttttheoretically you should since this foldar is called posted

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SEcond one isn't familiar then, first is.

Reversed in this current post.

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The ocean has a good message.

How'd you sleep Canon?

get well soon

Yee

Not bad, but I got a class in 10 mins, gotta go now, c ya later Rap!!

Thx :3

Hey Nat, do you care that there are random strangers fapping to you?

bye

Kinda hot to be honest.

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Enjoy

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Time for some slut shaming

Oh, trust me. I just "enjoyed" a certain pic.

Sauce?

Jokes on you I like it.

Okay then

some webm i found on some website.

→

That tells me a lot of information.

ok I'll rephrase that
dunno.

Yeah, yeah, I get it.

Heading to bed, have a good one Holla Forumsread

I'm back :3

Hey Mira~

hows it going? ^_^

Vidyagaems

goodnight rappy

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need to sleep soon gonna play with myself for a bit then go to bed nini natsoc

Sweet dreams~

Phew. That's the last exam done. Freedom!

Actually 2 more lab reports to do, but that's low key work

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Tfw the grind never stops

w-what. why not

It will never be over, you will just go on to do something else that will hog all your time and stress you out.
And then you die

Can't i just skip to the "and then you die" part?

That sounds like the endgame goal

Some people do.
Certainly saves you a lot of time

But the adventure is the best and worst part

When will Holla Forums get inbeaded facebook support?

The adventure takes place in front of a monitor

Thats not very anonymous

Thats the best part

What about 9gag?
We could finally get some original memes on this site

I salute you and bow to your wisdom.
I surrender my argument

Thats a pretty original meme right there

Aww

To be fair, riding your browser on the plaines of the internet waiving you trusty blade of meme through various locations, battling trolls on an epic quest for glory and lulz, is pretty great.

It is?
I don't think how memes work yet

When i was making toast for my tea i instinctively went to put the knife in the toaster for butter.

Wtf have you been doing

Lost hard, I'm not sure but I managed to make it this far lul

That it an amazing accomplishment, I mean, you're basically working against yourself.

please explain

Well you arent wrong, just a week ago I managed to stop myself from mixing vinegar and ammonia together, because I thought that was how my mother use to clean stains out of the floor. I had already added water and vinegar then decided I should wait before even adding in the ammonia, a friend on steam was basically yelling at me to stop.

I forgot that stuff makes a knock out gas, one of these days Im going to be my own undoing, I might be tring to kill myself unintentionally

What would you like me to explain?

That's funny, I'm glad you stopped to think for a while.
You have to be extra careful with everything, I'ts hard to look over your shoulder when it's yourself you're looking for.

I know what a battlemage does but what does the life of a battlemage look like?

I'm gonna make some dinner.
Nice chat user

You know, I dont even know what it'd look like. Id imagine its more internal then external.

I am my own worst enemy, This makes sense tbh

Nice, hope you have a great meal user

Finally back home

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Canon! How'su?

why didn't I watch scrubs while it was airing on TV?

this show is so good.

Hai 7wubs!

Hooch is crazy

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I'm two episodes away from "my screw up"

It gets worse in the later seasons.

Yeah! You'll be done with uni one semester earlier than me then!

My last month was bad. I'm having pain in my abdomen and no doctor can find out why. I had my guts tested - nothing. Yesterday was XRay - nothing. Now I'm trying to get some MR imaging.
Sucks.

But apart from that I'm learning for an exam on thursday.

nice

so then the opposite from the xfiles.
I'll keep that in mind.

what's up sev?

yeah. I cried like a bitch. that scene is so much better when you've gotten familiar with the characters.

how are you, khan?

Dr.Cox might be my favorite character in any TV show ever

Pain of unclear origin in my abdomial area.
Apart from that, learning. Or trying to learn.

The whole thing with Ben cracked me up and made Cox so much more likeable.

same.
I don't know why, but his character just seems so cliche and played out in almost every other show.

maybe it's just the actor.
I heard somewhere that the janitor improvs most of his lines.

aw shit son. I'm sorry to hear that :

Do you know where you are right now?
U fudging tk on me and make it go back

Ayy Rosetta stone

i'm good just reading a few things and hoe are you?

nah dude. check it.
youtube.com/watch?v=cHlf08yTPiU

hey dude. how are you?

I'm fine. just collecting pictures.

Well, it isn't in my intestines, nor in my bones. Now we look for tendons, muscles or nerves. Yay. It's always so ecouraging when all the doctors you go to say: I don't know why you feel pain.
So gud.

I'm sorry.

old enough

Its all good my dude with those dubs of yours

Actually my bday is coming up late feb so theres that.

Is it going down as well?

I feel ya. that's not reassuring at all.
hopefully it isn't something that you'll be with the rest of your life, like a sciatic nerve.

old enough for what?

Ah well, should buy a wheelchair.

Do the civilians suspect a thing?

down town that is

For whatever I want ^:3 but then again being tall, I think people associate that stuff with age as, I pretty much am able to do whatever I want.

aha. that's how you get a cool nickname you know. like, wheels.

or a pain in the ass.

true. you're fucking lucky.
I am short with a baby face, people say I look 16 all the time.

Unless you don't want it to get messy.

It's going down in down town? Hell yea, fuck the suburbs.

Wheely aka the achilles tendon killer

it's better than rugrat.
;~;

How's it going KHAKHAKHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN?

One semester will pass by quickly, they usually do!

ahh..sorry to hear that, hope you feel better soon and that it's nothing serious♥

yea.. Exams aren't so fun these days :P
I had a quiz yesterday, luckily studied the example it was based on 15 mins before going to class so yay!
Think I'll have my first midterms in about 3 weeks from now, gonna get bumpy!

Ah, I'll get an artificial exit. So I can throw bags of poo and piss at people.

Don't blame that on age fam. If you have the height and confidence, they wont question you no matter what you do.

I do like the suburbs although it always has to end in down town.

.

yay for that!
how's u? ٤:

I'm going to go apply someplace real quick and come back.

see you all in a bit.

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You lucky fool.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you! What are you gonna do with your degree?

True. Too bad our downtowns are the old towns of our cities. Not as glamorous.

Good luck. See ya!

c yas

yee I'm ok, drawing and stuffs, how are you?

Good luck! I hope you get the jobz.

same, although they are fun to climb at least for me

I'll be getting some groceries. Laters!

I got 9 hours of sleep last night~

dont forget the good stuff

nice!

Lucky you~

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halp

Is 400 hours in a game spanning over a time frame of 5 years considered an addictive thing?

If yes, I have a problem

Thats what Im tring to find out. I dont like steam telling me how many hours Ive spent playing a game. Its too much self-awareness. Although I suppose 2 weeks isnt that bad..

And so are mine for you!

Gonna try to find a job, here or abroad, but I got a plan B in case that fails

your drawings are always top :3

I'm doing good, just ate dinner, chillin for now, probably gonna study a bit later on, also got the heater on to stay warm and cozy!

gotta go now, laters!

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wose silly

back.
they told me they'd get in touch.
the position has probably already been filled.

Awh :x

Also I dislike that picture.

What if the cat was blue and her cup said
Kiss me I'm feline blue.

Wasted potential

trash taste all around.

hi sock.

What do you mean >bad pun?
For the first few months that I knew you I was pawsitive that you needed puns to function.

Hi wose!

this is true. and I still do.
thanks for lighting my fire~

Phew I was worried!

I was worried that wose grew a thorny dislike of puns :x

work done, finally home.. where is my food?

barbed. even.

what.

D:::

;)

pls no!
tell me that you were kitten!

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socks aint cool

hate

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dankes ^:3

nice heater is pretty nice I should probably actually get myself one as the vent on the floor has lately started to get cold

awww

I dislike it when that happens

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I'm back.

Having a plan B is always a very good thing. But never just make those plans the cemented way. Always be flexible if you need a plan that comes past Z.

Hi fiv- I mean seven!

Ill eat you.

I'll come back.
but if I don't have money to buy my mom a gift for her birthday, I'm going to be pretty upset.

welcome back hon.

maybe you don't want to push me mang.
I know what makes you squirm~

I tend to try to hang out with my mother on her bday, actually her birthday was this January, I just got her, her favourite candy bar and watched movies.

Hello socks! How are you these days?

How was the quick application?

Dont u dare bring up needles!

Hi!
Well, in the middle of frat recruitment which kinda socks but whatever

Also, studying wooo..

eh. we have a tradition. kinda.
I get her another lantern for her collection.

meh. the position is probably already filled. I'm not holding my breath.

needles are barbed?
I was thinking of something more fleshy.

You should make the lantern this time!

PLS NO

I DONT INTO BLOOD NOR BARBS N PRICKS

that's actually what I was thinking.

frat recruitment? What is this?
Also, studying, too. Let's woo together

Oh well, still wishing you the best. Do you need the job?

Say is your mom a horsemen?

I seem to remember you only have an interest in pricks.

yeah.
I have car payments and a ticket to pay off.

so, I'm kinda desperate.

kek. no.

In 'murican colleges there are things called Fraternities, and we gotta recruit more guys to keep the fraternity going
Damn thats a huge understatement.

No wooo..

GRRR woooooaw :stoppun:

deopped

my barbed pun was also relating to dicks.
and cats.

it's kinda like a double whammy pun.

Eh shit. No alternatives? I hate being short on money. But as a student for a long time I got used to it. It's some 10 years now at living at the bottom of society income-wise.

oooh. Do you paddle people?

I knew that you were talkin bout cawks.
I'm starting to think that you like, or even worship them!

uhm

I plead the fifth.

Cause it's boring!!

It's just effin typical. The day I tell the IT store that my current PC will last, that same evening it just dies completely.
Tried everything, no hope right now.

i want pizza

...

Of course studying is boring, but you gain knowledge!
Beautiful, astonishing, hard-to-recall and totally useless knowledge!

So you DO!
Ha!

But It's a wicked dry subject!

Pleading the fifth is like a NULL in a yes or no question.
Wooooaw nice [memearrow]assumption

nope.

you could say that.

lmao

Would I be right?

shit happens I guess.

yes…

Wait.. wha

lel I want to be a headless horseman

Everyone is guilty in my world.
So pleading the fifth would instantly stamp you with the guilt-mark.

Almost every subject is dry. I'm starting to learn Countability and Complexity next week. Woo. What can be more dry than theoretical mathematics?

Shit, son. Wish I could provide help but as I mentioned before, I'm low on bucks as well.

I really just want some head.

nothing.

don't worry about it man.
I'll pull through.

how did the thing go?

Woooooaw

Deserts

Wait.. oh I know
I think you were confusing you with me

You seem to be in luck I currently feel like giving lel

well, get socking.

the same applies to you.
above reply related.

Gonna cost at least £600 to replace the cpu/motherboard and RAM. waiting for money sux

I just have a moderate case of helpers syndrome.

What thing?

Even in deserts there is water.
I say it's dryer than the sun-faced side of mercury.

made me spit out my drink

I don't think I know what socking means wose!

What? Is it the fact I dont have a head to give if im a headless horseman?

lol

Quite literally

lol Ive never manage to do that without it going through my nose or swallowing it

...

shoot

yes it does.

oh, I thought you were getting checked up on.

figure it out.

both?

zzz

Yea, well it's painful when it goes through your nose!

Uhm

WOSE

I uh..
don't know how to uh.. Knit!!!!!!

Oh I was. Was in hospital 2 weeks ago w/o any results and had XRay yesterday w/o any results.
I try to get MR imaging done on me. If that turns up no results, I'll get the rope.

oh boi

lol it does sting a bit tbh

I'll find someone else to do it then.

right.
don't do the rope thing.

D:
Oh noes!!

Well Im learning about learning
Wew.

Well I sure as hell won't take painkillers for the rest of my life.

What did you learn about learning so far?

I want to die.

nah, I don't think they give you painkillers for a sciatic nerve.

So much
too much

Just the back round mostly

Oh else will the pain end?

Yea, ouch!

PLEASE NO
Ill learn to knit!
I swear!

start on this.
amazon.com/Cute-Kitty-Woman-Handmade-Beanie/dp/B01BP05UXK/ref=pd_sbs_193_57?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B01BP05UXK&pd_rd_r=SNCPEFVJRQXMZWJZ7RWW&pd_rd_w=uT5fj&pd_rd_wg=xobih&psc=1&refRID=SNCPEFVJRQXMZWJZ7RWW

/Grants immortality

Given it's the nerve.
Maybe I pay a local sawmill a visit and have a "cutting edge expierence".

Well keep it up. Maybe you'll learn how to learn more efficiently and then it's all going to be awesome.
Or not.

If you shoot it in the head, the crab dies.

Better in than out I always say

YOU BASTARD!
TAKE THAT BACK!

but I hates cateses..

That'd be amazing
This class is a 4k level class, so it's wicked hard

Exactly, spitters are qutters

bad.

:3
?

Ohk I hate all but one cate

You monster, they will go extinct if you continue this line of actions!

I cant turn off the uber

but lovers are in the gutters

A what now?
You have levels on how hard your classes are?

I know I know. I won't kill myself. But having pain 24/7 really grinds your gears.

Heck 'em
Hedonism!
Fuck party 24/7!

That's the plan.

which one is that?

FUCK.

yes it does.

Oh shoot

You fiend

nu dankes

Yea, 1-4k
each 'k' represents who you would expect to find in there
1 - freshmen
…
4 - seniors

My frat cate toby
Nah just kitten it's u ♥

lol

man.

eugh. gay.

Yus, am very happ thanks for noticing.

♥

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W O W
O
W

Rude boy

I want to go to a party now, Iam technically going to a friends party tommorrow. But that friend always wants me to eat something I know has something from them inside it, not really intentional i suppose

.nam

Painkillers are my friends.

This system amazes me.

Also, cooking. Laters~

kek. what? this is nice.

Thaaaat's messed up

I have parties all the time at my frat, but I usually roomhide as I am an autist

y

lol, you should take a test to find out what spirit animal you have ^:3

grr.

yeah?
are you an addiction?

dude, fuckin sick.

that's boi for you!

its written in there.. from inkpotts to their 3year anniversary, a ponyfied version of a "book of mormon" musical
Ink potts are the twin sisters who are most known for their count of monte christo musical ponyfications

I should d-
omg

prr~ whats up?

I'll show you my boy!

oh. fuckin nice.

just doodling. getting frustrated.
the usual.

what's up with you?

I mean its fine
It's not like I can pwonounce artist cowwectly anyways

y-you have a kid?

if ya dont know them, this is their youtube chanel;
youtube.com/channel/UCwceSpbMQfbuiPmGSJTRhGQ
its one of the few artist i even pay on patreon, cuz they dont have a monthly pay, but a pay per animation

doodling. smug funposting.
the usual.

lel nothing besides that

lel same

it's a game boy advance emulator.

nice.
I have heard of them.

oh fun.

rhotacisms wew

Do you have fire emblem on it?

just pokemon emerald.

Darn..

yeee

hmm I guess there is a name for everything

Lol yea
I pronounce Artist and austist
wooo

what is fascinating for me ther eis, listen to both version only a short time.. englis and german singer.. same voice, same guy.. Thomas Borchert. german singer that can sing flawless in english
i love this guys voice

it's nice.
my last playthrough was my 12'th.

lmao. how the fuck do draw?

...

why wasn't i born a computer genius

Artist the autist had a marter on the far side of the .. eh I cant think of a tongue twister lel

drah like an autist I mean artist, i mean autist artist or artist autist? What was the question?

what have i done…

did you fap to nick?

Thats a nurtured skill reecie

wut

Being a computer genius is pretty frustrating, trust me

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

but I'm not retarded.
often

luck?

i've been using computers for over 15 years and i'm still no good at them

i can't nuture myself outta this one

...

woop woop

Then pretend. ^:3

How often would actively look for new things you can do with computers during this time? You know, you can do nothing but funpost for 15 years.

'sup nigga?

shit. I'm so good at pretending.
check it, drop some tooth picks mang!

I gotchu topfam watch it, those tooth picks wont know what hit the them.

FUCK their SHIT up FAMELION!

nu~

i learned HTML and thought i was a genius when i spammed midi music on my old webpage

it was mostly just funposting, back in the day i learned that you could be as silly as you wanted on the internet and get away with it. getting groomed on paltalk when i was 15yo was pretty fun too

is this true?

sir.

madame?

Daily reminder: always trust your local fun poster

you're making me blush.

the same last digits of your time and numbers are making me blush.

its a good outlet

i asked jeeves a lot of questions too

What do I plug into this outlet and who is this jeeves?

oh golly!

n-nothing… hello.

in about 10 minutes i'll tell you…. i use a 56k modem unironically

It's the leech.

I gotchu fam.

Sup howre you guys?
Im on a bus heading yo work.
Shits for cash yo.

pretty good.
got busy today for once.

gotta get that mone

That is not a real hexadecimal digit. y would u do this

got me? how? am I being detained? can I go?

...

...

...

...

no.

CaNoN? :3

truly the dankest timeline

But im not white ^:3

youtube.com/watch?v=Q9QhU3wb_aE

me neither.
I have a tabby coat~

not them, but I'm back :3

Noice..

Noiace x2

woop

if this isn't a demo account and he loses everything he is going to chug maple syrup till he dies

LMFAO did he say that?

WHO IS THIS MAN?!

it's his fursona btw, and he goes to cons. and u were right, he likes to think of himself as the wolf of wallstreet

LOL

no but that's what will happen.
if he does make money he will send everyone in the wsb thread a can of maple syrup

someone who is about to lose three hundred thousand US dollars

I could never go beyond the tail tbh