Pony bread

Mass Respect as always.

Semper Fidelis, Monstrum Amicus.

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Where has my sex drive gone

Fug

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AZZY die?

To a better place. Welcome to hugs and luv forevah.

No.

It means "Always Faithful, Monster Friend."

hugs and luv forevah is what gave me my erections, you simpleton.

Well shit.

Except now you're not getting hard while hugging.

patry!

Feels bad man

Mega sad

I never asked what your phrase meant I asked if the cunt hasn't been compromised by emus.

yep
you should find a way to sneak up on them, maybe disguised and before class begins

also about CSS and HTML
they are both EZ pee Z lemon squee Z in comparison

think of them as learning the structure of a house, deciding where the put the windows and doors and how, compared to javascript which would be making it work with weight distribution, electricity, water piping and all the other knitty gritty stuff that requires more thinking

wezdor be damned indeed!
do stuff you enjoi

lol

I know I should be getting hard, but it just isn't happening…

cause you're going to be dry until monday?

got it. :o

I will. thanks iza

I brought him back from the dead. It's okay.

Maybe your tastes are changing?

I know when I swing, and it is never this hard of a swing.

Exactly

why live?

Fuck, my roommates smell like shit and anywhere they sit, their scent lingers

you are most welcome♥
glad to be of help, even if it was only a little

do passive aggressive signalling
like sniffing and then making a tiny "eaaegh" noise as if you smelled something gross
or spraying febreze

better enjoy it now~

a little reassurance can go a long way.

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To kill commies?

I can't enjoy what I don't have

what else would she be screaming about?

well, maybe, to gas more jews. but oy vey, I can't upset those fine people who watch my bank account!

kek. guess not.

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I'm a bit jealous, you'll be closer to commiefornia to watch it go up in flames once it secedes from the union. I hear they're actually putting secession on the ballot next voting season. Why even have a vote? You just know they're going to do it.

Just find an old lady who lived in the Cold War.

I can go a few days without alcohol but it's the weekend.

you think trump might force them back in, or watch them slowly wither away and die?

I know!
how are you going to survive!?

Doesn't America have a thing where a state can't secede unless all states agree to it?

I'm getting a carboy for specifically this reason

Without them we'd have the next 100 years guaranteed Republican rule. We should only let them back in after they realize they need Republicans to tell people when to stop throwing money out the window.

of vodka?!

that'll be the day.
when they realize communism doesn't fucking work.

No to brew vodka and mead.
Pretty sure I just need potato and water for vodka and I have a mead recipe.

No states can leave when they want, it's just a lot of them are small and dependent on each other. I think Two states went to war with each other once, their governors sent their respective national guard units to go to the border and just stare at each other for a bit.
States can leave, but the last time something like that happened we had the civil war to bring them back into the union.

fuckin a! how do I do that?!

Oh cool.
I didn't know that.

You use a carboy to distill it?
I think there might be more ingredients I'll figure it out.

if it's anything like whiskey, I think you need a bit more than potatoes and water in a carboy.

Same for if it's anything like mead

iirc, for whiskey at least, you needed yeast, and sugar, as well as some sort of copper coil to distill it once its done brewing.

it's been a while since I've looked into homebrewing, so I may be wrong. but you'll definitely need the yeast and coil.

I knew about the yeast and coil.
How much could vodka really need though?

I'll mostly depend on how cooperative the California National Guard is with the descision. I really hope they don't get to keep any of the toys in any of the Californian Airbases.
I hope Arnold Shwartzeneger and Clint Eastwood aren't going to be sticking around in there if those crazy commies do it.

depends on how much you want to make.
I'm sure there's a chart online, but about one packet of wine yeast should do the trick for you. I'm not sure how big a carboy is.

Oh shit I forgot they lived there

I'll do some research before I get it

yep yep.

Mostly getting it for my own mead though, is in my blood

jesus fucking christ, do I have to hide this faggy thread again and again every day now? Just stay down, you degenerate filth. If this thread appears once more I'm posting pictures of my poopoo

strong german blood!

good. we need a new spammer.
I think the last one got bored with us.

There was an infinite thread that stayed up so if you filtered it then it was gone.
Not my fault that features gone.

Celto-Germanic but yes

that was why it was nice when we had a cyclical thread. people only had to hide it once.
now post dat poopoo

history isn't my strongest subject.
nor is anthropology.
or genetics.
I'm better at eating grass, really.

what do you guys like about this shit anyways? why are ponies your thing? where did it all go so wrong?

Just like the paedos, maybe you should go to you own board(s). You have those. You can browse pony-free Holla Forums in the meantime

Holla Forums is our board. most of us don't actually like mlp.
certainly none of us like it enough to discuss it. see anyone talking about the show here?

Isle of Mann to Prussia?

We're just some fags using Holla Forums as our chat room.

I rarely even post them these days.

I heard of one of those… in an anime somewhere…

also occasionally we need to give the thread a quick blast of this.

Looking at a modern map from Ireland to Poland, leaving out Spain.

I use khan academy for uni its a god send

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bjork bjork do not spray :DDDD

that's a long looking trip!
there's all sorts of water and shit in the way.

Holla Forums is a random board. if you consecutively want to post ponies go to a pony board.
I tend not to read comments when I see it's posted by a brony, hence my ignorance on the common theme of discussion here.

Excuse me for assuming you're a massive mlp fan, if I were to constantly post harry potter I think I'd understand if people might think I'm a HP fan.

Ok then any female or sexual related threads must go too. That's what is mainly on here.

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we aren't allowed on the pony boards. we wouldn't go there if we were, because we like the chance to talk to people like you.

there is no theme of discussion. that's why we don't fit in on those other boards. it's random discussion. we talk about whatever.

sexuality is just a little bit broader of a subject than mlp. And considerably less faggy

That's the Celto-Germanic thing, Nordic is a little north and I have some of that too.
Australians are mutts

Your shits all retarded. We post here. We're not gonna stop posting here. I'm going to cover my dick in peanutbutter!

why aren't you allowed there? And why do you keep posting ponies then? WHat's the appeal?

^this^
Holla Forums is for faggot OP's. what's with all this hetero feminazi shit?

I thought they were criminals.

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how much shit here could really be on another board? It's not like people make threads about supernovas, crocodiles, stocks, people's old cars, etc. Sex is pretty specific in that there are a billion other things out there but then there are billion specific types of sex things too.

That too

This.

Some of us dont even like poni

What do you's thinks we talk about half the time? lick some peanutbutter off your dick!
You'll feel better.

it never ceases to amuse me how people complain about one thread in a board of shit.
who could possibly care?

we are the descendants of the original Holla Forumsrony shitposters from 2011. most of us have hung out together for years.

the appeal varies from person to person. there's no standard definition of why we do this. we're just friends and we stick together. i like to shitpost, and i have thousands of pony pics. so this works out well. i was once like you, a confused user asking why the fuck people were doing this.

and people who are half bush?
like, I've heard of these people. are they like ents?

What Abos?
No one likes those

Yeah, exactly. random isn't so random when it comes to the Holla Forums threads on chans. I'm not against the sexual shit myself but I'm just making that point.

it's kinda like indians here?
got it.

Why are they still around even? Aren't all their genes recessive or someshit?

i like random discussion.
trying to stay on topic kills it for me. i don't really have much to say about mlp. i do enjoy it, but i haven't watched any since the season finale.

and just because someone posts something doesn't mean they like it. i mean this horse appeared in one episode for about 5 minutes tops. i'm by no means a fan of her. i rate her colors 7/10 and her mane 6/10.
if you were wondering why i post her, i like her scarf.

Yea basically, but Indians managed to be kind of interesting.

Yes but nobody wants to fuck them except themselves.

man do they love to get drunk and huff gasoline. they'll tell you any bullfuck "old indian" story for a dollar.

Smokey I'm not gonna lie that, that entire post is just a bunch of garbage. You need to buy yourself a nice sky blue scarf.

Then tell them to go fuck themselves!

Oh exactly the same then.

But I don't wanna go near them.

You can yell, use a damn megaphone and- oh right what am I saying you're not doing that.

it's kinda sad.
I kinda wish I could believe their stories about giant red haired men that used to terrorize their tribes.

i've never worn a scarf irl.
there's no use for them in the climate i live in. it barely gets cold here.

Yea not happening

You mean Vikings?

nah, these men were 8 feet tall and covered mainly in hair. like a bigfoot.

they would come in to kidnap and eat their children. the indians could hear them howling in the night.

wars with these giant men rarely ended well for the indians, as they were weaker, and despite their tools, they were no match for the brute strength of these creatures.

Vikings?

Nah, i wasn't directing anything at you. I was just saying that on Holla Forums on the chans, random isn't so random because the same stuff comes up all the time. I'm not complaining even.

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I wish o was an abbo. Then i could get free government handouts for no reason and use them to spend on petrol to sniff meself into the dream time.

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it's true, but that's not always a bad thing. if everything was truly random we'd never get memes.

and have an IQ of 70?

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sure?
I mean, europeans out of any race resemble giant neanderthals the most.

Probably less by the time the petrol and paint kick in

Vikings did go to America but fucked off for some reason I can't remember

do they mainly favor the metallic paints?
it's because they contain toluene.

these apes were supposedly there for fuckin forever and never used tools. basically plains sasquaches.

there was no one worth raping here at the time.
if the indians had been white blondes it would have been a different story.

Not sure thiugh i know purely because of them paint must be odourless and in some states petrol must be as well.

Oh then maybe they were just high as fuck?

You got me there

we don't have those laws here. mostly it's white trash who huff paint or paint thinner. not many i know of go for gas, because iirc thinner is cheaper.
it's like the bud light of inhalants.
"less filling, gives you massive brain damage."

I think kim jung un has a steam account.

What does he play?

on peyote!
nah, I don't think so. or I just…
I want to believe

no idea. but considering he's korean, starcraft 2.

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He does, it's the only one in North Korea

Fair enough on wanting to believe but I wanna try peyote some time.

have you seen what Sacajawea looked like?
leif erikson took one look at those skags and noped the fuck back to europe.

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I want to play tf2 with him.

I ship it.
it sounds like a blast. if I lived further south, I might be able to talk some indians into getting me some.

but that doesn't seem likely, since I'm shy asf and only an eighth indian.

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Pribably the same here tbh

LMAO
that's a dream alright.

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my dream tbh

I haven't but I believe that entirely

A vampire being in a relationship with it's food is cute
Blood fetish taken up to 11

that picture is giving me cancer.

totes.

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Check khan academy for your programmy stuffs

holy shit my sides.
what the fuck?

I am.
trying to see where exactly I should start.

Why are vampires so fetishistic?

they told me you're into necrophilia.
you don't scare me!

I'm not into dead things…
Specifically…
Do vampires count as necrophilia?

Dig around rule34.paheal and you'll find some ….interesting things.

GIGI THREAD?

it's the same as fucking a zombie pretty much.

so, sorta yeah, but also sorta no.

I've done this.
never again.
I go to e621 for my disgusting fetishistic needs.

I almost never go there for fapping, just looking for funny shit or something to add to my trash folder.
Same, ,furaffinity and derpibooru as well for me

THE BEGINNING

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But it's sentient so it's kinda okay and it's not like it's rotting or anything.

mah nigga mah nigga.

who are your favorite artists?

of JS, or html/css?

and it has a hypnotic stare~
and long, sharp fangs.

Cs++ java

wha? they have those?
I didn't find them.

I meant learn them both kek

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yeah, I don't see the courses on khan academy.

I did get a book though, from a "friend". if you catch my drift.

hello herp.

Currently
doxy and kuroodod on furfaggottry
dimwitdog and stoic5 on ponyfaggottry

ah. nice.
dimwitdog, and kuroodod are a bit of an acquired taste. the way I see it.

something about their styles just aren't all that pleasing to look at.

OHAIO!

co-nichywah!
derpin san!

what's good, mah ni-
sir.

Just sitting in bed eating dinner.
Am rather sleeeeeepy.
Hbu?

For me they are very pleasing to look at. Kuroodods evolution comic, and Dimwitdogs recent horse bits did it.
Imma go fall asleep now Nice to see other furrfaggots on this board

saame.
I just wanna sleeep.

of course.
sleep well sir.

Was that really Aeris sticking his ugly mug in here last night?

safe to say it wasn't.

That's what I though

Howre you rosey

tired. I'll wrap up what I'm doing soon and head to bed.

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Ayyyy

sir.

Stealing my pics

Shamelessly too

Madam.

ur fgt

you're finally respecting my pronouns.

Send nudes, madam

Tirk gets it

uhhh.
you first.

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I'm a quick learner

Nobody wants to see that

Trips of truth.

I'm not sure If I should be happy about that

Sweet dreams hon

nah. I'm sure you look… ok.

night.

night guys,

nini

Trips don't lie..
Sleep well

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Gaaaaay

No you
you stole my >7 you cunt

You didnt deserve it

Implying?

I helped you get dubs instead~

Chan should be moving rather slow currently

Hi

Gonna head out to get a burger
Later

G'day hows it going

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[color=blue]Hello World [/color]

WRONG, YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
I SAID GOOD DAY!

Whats new miracle

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ded

very

Everything

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Boooooo

Enjoy the burger?

Morning.

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Shit was fucking cash.
Fancy bar with fancy burgers

Noice mate

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Heck yeah.
Now I'm so stuffed It hurts.
That picture is the best representation of Skitty I've ever seen
Sup?

heh

kek, I'm heading to bed.
night tirk.

G'night you

mornin

Morning captain

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That poor dog.

youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

ever hear of the court case brought against ray parker by huey lewis over that song?

No, I can't say I have

the producers of ghostbusters initially contacted huey lewis to do the soundtrack, but he was doing back to the future and didn't have time. so they asked ray parker to do a song in the contemporary style of huey lewis. the result got him sued by lewis, who claimed the beat for ghostbusters came from this song, i want a new drug.

i don't hear anything too similar, but parker settled with lewis out of court on the condition they never speak publicly of the suit. lewis broke the gag order eventually which got him sued by parker for violating the terms of the deal.

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Can anyone else pop their dick like they pop their knuckles/neck/back or is it just me?

did not mean to reply

*inhales*
*exhales*

boi

What?
So it's just me?

I have no ide what you are talking about, but i just seen an inhale exhale and must finished it.

Oh, interesting.

I can see some resemblance in the song

After reading it, bois can pop their dicks?

You know how you can make a fist, push on your fingers and it pops your knuckles? I can do that with my penis.

I can, but I dunno about others. That's what I'm asking. My lady friend says I might need to see a doctor about it, but I think she's overreacting.

parker definitely nailed the 80's huey lewis sound.

Yup, definitely.

Personally Id recommend a doctor and possibly a massage therapist.

did you hear the rumor that lady gaga killed pop star lina morgana by pushing her off a roof, and then stole her whole style? she got famous right after morgana died. she was initially a backup dancer for the dead pop star, who apparently committed suicide a little over ten years ago.

Oh.

Thats just absurd

send nudes

confuse

look at me.
I am the captain now.

open bobs

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I am the pilot though

take a look for yourself.
morgana's mother is obsessed with revealing the truth about gaga. some even speculate that gaga is involved in the dark arts, and morgana served as a ritual sacrifice.

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the fuck you lookin at?
keep scrolling.

where are we flying to mr pilut sir? :^)

Coincidence, I think

I'm sorry but I can't help but notice your seemingly shit taste. Is that Rei?

please.

That's Barack.

That wa- no that way.

waaay to many similarities in those scenes from the music videos. the video for paparazzi also seems to be a confession of sorts.

thank you for posting that webm.
I lost it when swapping hard drives.
I was expecting a 911 joke though
how are you this fine afternoon?

Please what? Steven Universe is one of the best shows on TV right now and one of the best shows to ever air on Cartoon Network.
Fight me.

Aw shit my bad. Then who's the other one?

Eh, I just think that it's cruel to give attention to this, as it only gives hope to a grieving mother

I will concede that it is the best show on cartoon network currently that's still getting new episodes.

but that's not setting the bar very high mang.

it's okay if you like lady gaga, she's not the first illumnati collaborator to murder their way into power. see hillary clinton, who gaga backed iirc.

Well that sucks hope you get everything back and more I lost my old method of transferring files to transfer between computers and tring to find a better new way to do it with out actually using a usb, but
Original pilots only ^:3 ALLUve stuffs

you are just one of the 21 pilots who were the OG ones.
mang.

sorry, I'm braindead atm. more than usual.

Your good fam.

I've been browsing wsg webm threads a lot more.

they have so many gondola threads up rn.
or, at least, more than I expected to see anywhere.

i have come to scoot

I mean, I dont like here nor do I dislike her.

Im just sayin you gotta take stuff with a grain of salt

I wonder why.

Runnin in the 90s is a weird maymay

SIEG HEIL!

heya scocks!

Hiya

cause it feels good ny guess.

good ass song though.
I could listen to it for hours. if it looped well.

Dubs confirm, someeverytimes its just a song that makes you want to dance.

Its maximum silly tho

Yee

hi

she literally has a scene in the video for paparazzi that depicts morgana (as played by gaga) being murdered. the greek statue visible in the balcony shot is associated with ritual sacrifice.

Im a dancing skeleton dubs confirm

shameful display.

nu u

trips confirm its me

omgerd

how goes it?

jfc. just end it now.

That's some really bad CGI

put a reir donk on et dubs confirm

rdy to kms famery Its one of those days

Are you even trying?

I was joking!
put down that gun!

nu i wudnt

well enough. just getting ready to go drop some crap off at fedex. how are you?

I wont be able to do anything until i actually get dubs now

good man.

sorry m8

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FREAKING CAPTCHA

Oh boi im excited about these pair of digits i have

I thought people was posting

it's still more real than the NASA moon landing video

kek

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I still need to watch that trash show.
for the witch girl!

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WHO IS QUICKSCOPING MY DUBS?

wow.

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Today is going to be my day where the digits like or not

elf dubs

Freaking wheres my gun

:^)

sounds fun. im just watchin some youtubes

hey hey

.

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FUCK

aww yee

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I'm mad.

dubs of my own

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Why is that? ^:3

you got dubs. despite my efforts.

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I'm done sniping dubs now.
I'm out.

lel did you open up a new thread just to stop me?

bie Rose

boop

you should see this one.
it involves an epic autism battle with a diaper fetishist from deviantart. then it gets weird.
about half way through they actually talk about someone from the old threads, capper general. Holla Forums and 4chan are also heavily mentioned. did you know we're at war?

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hmmmm fascinating, I shall observe! I did not know we're at war, but I'll certainly ramp up my shitposting if thats the case. we all have to do our part!

he even goes into the weirdo brony analyst community on youtube. this shit is like watching a descent into hell.

if our unit gets called into action against 4chan, i know you'll do your part. we have to keep free speech free, or at the very least, extremely cheap.

I'm not sure I can return to the trenches of 4chan though, too many memories in that place, the screams of the dying, the stench of the dead… all those posts deleted like tears in the rain.

hmmm this guy is interesting so far, Im glad people are keeping lulz alive after Something Awful and 4chan stopped being badasses

hey

*pets* hows you?

he was on the frontline of gamergate. used to be called internet aristocrat.

i'm laughing my ass off that capper was involved in this spergery. he was around in the old threads for a brief time before moving to /mlp/ and becoming some kingshit brony there.

anyway, we're too old for frontline duty now. and there's no way i'm undergoing full cybernetic conversion again.

Fucking… goddammit Trump, why couldn't you just keep it to Iraq and Syria? They are literally the only countries with threats to the United States. The Iranians haven't done fucking shit to us.

Oh hey, my electricity, cable and internet are back. Neat. Only took a whole fuggin day after a pole EXPLODED VIOLENTLY./

I remember that channel name

i never watched it, but i see it mentioned around places.

F pole

just at parents again

trying to get one of the dogs to come over for a petting

no u

haha figures one of the people who willingly marched into the concentration camp would be the same type to sperg out in some internet dramas.

false. Saudi and Egyptian nationals did 9/11, but those countries arent on the lsit either because they're our buddies.

holy shit, glad you managed to survive without internet!

awww what kind of doggo?

he didn't just march into the camp.
he became commandant of the place.

Yesterday I drove to a place and saw tons of emergency ppl spraying down a pole that was on fire for some weird reason so I knew the light would go off soon. When it did I just went to go drink and drive in the ranch… and park in weird spots and do things…

both of the dogs are labs so….

sometimes one of them likes to sleep with me on the floor, not tonight apparenlty

heh well gotta give him props for that at least. its good to have ambition!

holy shit its Bob Ross painted Fluttershy!
glad you didnt go stir crazy without life giving electricity and internet, youre a stronger man than I!

no bully

awww that sounds really nice, im glad you have a pupper to cuddle up with sometimes!

ikr.. I really like this artist tbh, I'd even say they are my favorite.
user pls..

NO U

I do kinda like the nature scene stuff, it matches flutters nicely.

ples b kind

Why do irl actual trolls hate christians and eat them?

How should I start?

hi justin

what are real life trolls? And are they cannibals?

The ability for a troll to smell a Christian's blood was introduced by the tale Soria Moria Castle, which you will read in its entirety by the end of the day.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soria_Moria_Castle

It is note very long but it is an important text for any burgeoning troll hunter
sacred-texts.com/neu/lfb/re/refb05.htm

-e

You're not allowed to call me that.

(((DELET THIS)))

goddamn that guy really gets a little spergy going into a ton of bullshit doesnt he? I closed the video after he started droning on about some idiot and the girl he was fucking, and whoever she fucked at some bronycon who the fuck knows when. Like, shit, the guy isnt even interesting enough to be worth making fun of.

probably an allegory for pagans or vikings from ancient times

>>>/kind/28300
tl;dr post 2hu, no bully, hafe vun

May I?

This JustIn: that's r00d

Westdoor is TopR0de

my fu king SIDES kek
No way, I didn't wake up wanting to read a whole book
but I see all the mentions about smelling christians mans blood, I wonder what religion does to their blood, intriguing…

I am a Christian black women.

it's like five pages long you fag. and you have all day to do it. did you know tolkien was heavily influenced by scandinavian folklore? in fact he named the Mines of Moria after this very story.
www.academia.edu/228734/Norse_Elements_in_the_work_of_J.R.R._Tolkien
www.kulichki.com/tolkien/arhiv/manuscr/linask83.shtml
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._R._Tolkien's_influences

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stop it. you are ruining dubs

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embarrassing

Im going to fight the dubs.

I wonder how many people habeeb this post?

boop

Im not use to this place being lively.

Reported

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i'm going to prison

Have fun! I hear they feed you there.

I see this place only gets lively around the repeating digits

Gay

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This ruins the digits

NO I KNOW WHAT IT IS ITS MY FREAKING CONNECTION I WAS SITTING ON 100% FOR at least 10 SECONDS THIS IS NOT FAIR

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s

16 whole seconds

i hope its better than hospital food anyway

perhapp

Why is there a delay for so long? Is it going through 20 different filters?

come on..

it might be.

shit get

Can I ask you what exactly was the object of interest that has instigated you to drive past a pivot point and begin to take on this obnoxious mode of behavior directed at me today? Or are you arbitrarily this kind of person by default? Have you not had enough horse meat today?

It looks as though there is some research to be done before I go troll hunting one day…

i hear the soap is 47.2% slippy-er in prison than hospital

test

Ok I see I can no longer predict the timing between posting and it sending ah well.

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still hurts just as much though

Why is this name such a big deal?

Btw, you'll burn your diner, if you go turn off the oven immediately, you'll be Justin Time

I thought i'd remind you, Justin Case you forgot

If I had any capacity to develop vidieogames quickly and on a whim, then right now I would design one called Dank Tanx which is similar in play to World of Tanks but heavily influenced by negro culture. They would have bright candy paint jobs, shiny wheels, big black smoked windows, chrome trimmings, spinners, a sound system… The more pimped out your tank then the more influence your tank has on the city civilians around your area and it would make them more likely to help you try and fuck over the enemy side so all that stuff about camo and any skill in the game would be useless and I bet more people would play it.

Thats not nice

I would design one where the goal is to get fallen trees cut by loggers to the other side of the lake. You'd play as Justin

I'd call it "Justin Timberlake"

mods can do that

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It is not a big deal but I do feel as though your reason to act towards me in this way right now is not designed to be flattering in any way.
Also that is what a lot of irl people call me.

Mother..

No they cannot lol

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I'm making name puns bro. Don't build a dam between our friendship now

Don't be Justin Beaver

Could also make a spinoff game to Zelda: Ocarina of time

Something like "Justin the Nick of time"

Rest in piece dubs I knew ye well. I shall carry on

Tanks with nitro when.

Now your milking it

Skitty doesn't like cans made of iron. Just tin

So who told you that might be my name relatively recently? I see you are now making sure to use it as frequently as possible so that everyone has this information.

fuggin KILL ME

*Inhale*
*Exhale*
boi, thats pretty good

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You wanna get milked too?

Noone. I think i remember Justin puns in the thread a while ago, and it made me giggle so i had to share

Thank thank

But I have no milk yet

Fuget Im going for the get

Ok.

I ran out of puns anyway.

Naturally this was a lie

You should go bake some more then

You know what Its not even fun anymore

I never learned how to bake in school. I only took lessons in Joustin

Jump under the tank now.

Just

Would you say Justince would be served in that case?

fugg i'm retarded

I need to retreat and reload

I see im not the only one

someone's real name in this Holla Forumsread is John

i can guarantee it

Anyone remembers my name? ^:3

I can only make toilet puns with that name, but americans wont get them

not mine

I live in a predominantly Hispanic area and a lot of people try to say my name in Spanish… J in spanish has an H sound in English so a lot of people end up saying my name like "who's-teen", I hate it when they do that, sounds faggy.

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How can you guarantee it unless

you look like a Dick to me

Hay Hustin lel

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My puns aren't being appreciated enough. I'll go back to studying

Ya'll a bunch of party poopers

Why does the animu thread have cyclic status and not us too.

Wut puns

who's-teen texas

or a Richard… one of the two

Yes, there certainly is. Did you think you could simply go gallavanting through the forest, flashlight in hand, searching near and far without first completing an exhaustive study of scandinavian folklore? foolish. There is a long history between the folklore itself and the introduction of Christianity to the region.
revolvy.com/main/index.php?s=Scandinavian folklore&item_type=topic

donlehmanjr.com/Politics/politics 06/politics 06f.htm

Over time, the old mythology was combined with the newer stories from the bible. An example of this is the integration of yule into Christmas festivities.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yule_Lads

faculty.washington.edu/leiren/skog.html

You may note a conflict between the customs of new and old, which may have something to do with trolls, a staple of ancient scandinavian folklore, being able to smell the blood of a christian.

Mods a jerks

Ouch.

I love the movie Gangs of new york

Throughout 6,000 years of recorded history, the Black African Negro has invented nothing. Not a written language, weaved cloth, a calendar, a plow, a road, a bridge, a railway, a ship, a system of measurement, or even the wheel. (Note: This is in reference to the pure-blooded Negro.) He is not known to have ever cultivated a single crop or domesticated a single animal for his own use (although many powerful and docile beasts abounded around him.) His only known means of transporting goods was on the top of his hard burry head. For shelter he never progressed beyond the common mud hut, the construction of which a beaver or muskrat is capable. greatest inequality is the equal treatment of unequals

The White race has crossed seas, harnessed rivers, carved mountains, tamed deserts, and colonized the most barren icefields. It has been responsible for the invention of the printing press, cement, the harnessing of electricity, flight, rocketry, astronomy, the telescope, space travel, firearms, the transistor, radio, television, the telephone, the lightbulb, photography, motion pictures, the phonograph, the electric battery, the automobile, the steam engine, railroad transportation, the microscope, computers, and millions of other technological miracles. It has discovered countless medical advances, incredible applications, scientific progress, etc. Its members have included such greats as Socrates, Aristotle, Plato, Homer, Tacitus, Julius Ceaser, Napoleon, William the Conqueror, Marco Polo, Washington, Jefferson, Hitler, Bach, Beethoven, Mozart, Magellan, Columbus, Cabot, Edison, GrahamBell, Pasteur, Leeuwenhoek, Mendel, Darwin, Newton, Galileo, Watt, Ford, Luther, Devinci, Poe, Tennyson, and thousands upon thousands of other notable achievers.

and the lesson to be learnt here? "The greatest inequality is the equal treatment of unequals."

great movie. DDL is the goat

puni puni

I need pictures, pictures of ponies

noice

lol :(
Nick? How'd you sleep?
Also are you really reading all this? I wonder if there are trolls in my ranch. There is a large hole in a certain part there that seems like an entrance to a cavern below ground but no one dares try go inside..

Im no Richard

I spent the last co-

wew checked

One of the best actors in hollywood

i would go in your hole

Yes, i am reading all of it, because i care and preparedness is my middle name. well? i don't know that shit but i can't seem to sleep for more than four hours anymore which is garbage. Are you 4real? i think i might now where it's hidden. you should search these potentially auriferous caves at your earliest convenience. bring your brightest strobing leds of course. good fives bro

safe to say the best, can you think of one better?

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Billing Bob Thornton is god tier too

no

Some white ppl can be pretty coolio. Too bad Hitler couldn't stop ppl like blewberry and my black ass from terrorizing the planet.

not even close imo. but maybe i haven't seen his best stuff

But oh yes

maybe

That's pretty racist pal. not cool

i disagree

Neato, I can't read too much into this atm I have company over atm. That's lame.. I slept pretty good, I passed out after watching Moana, I liked that movie. Maybe I will idunno. Thanks.

What a convenient excuse. What sort of company, bad company? I don't think you will and i hope you don't, im gonna come down there and fins it myself, it will be another victory for the whiteman, hail.

They did 9/11, but they are not current threats to the US.

Are you keeping Tal-ly ^;3

I disagree. Egypr and Saudi Arabia are both run by awful dictatorships backed by the US, so everything they do to their people is because of us. Plenty of reason to take revenge. And, anyhow, I was more backing up your point that theres no reason to have Iran on that list

Funny you should mention that. Yes. Friend is coming over from the city because the police are after him so I suggested he could hide out here with me. They are looking for them because he had a fight with some person and beat them up over some retarded argument. I think imma tell them to stay in the trailer in the woods or whatever. LOL, do it kek, I won't stop u

I would agree that you have a point, but I am referring to immediate threats. Iraq and Syria are where ISIS is right now, not Egypt and Saudi Arabia. While we shouldn't be cozying up too much to them, we don't have good reason to ban their entry into the country yet.

And yes, Iran needs to not be fucked. Their government supports Hezbollah, but not necessarily the people. It's important to note that while their unelected "supreme leader" is a fucking cunt, their democratically elected other half was actually trying to extend an olive branch to the US as of recent. And it's not as if the Iranians aren't on our side in this conflict. They've been kicking ISIS ass just like the Russians. We would be wise to work with them on this matter, not against them.

youtube.com/watch?v=ww5GXbk58R0
excellent.
so you are harboring a fugitive, fantastic. and you are on the run from the lawman as well. might as well start a band of highwaymen. i don't believe that you wouldn't shoot at me if i attempted to steal your cache of spanish doubloons.

Dubble dubs confirm

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Not really, I just told them they could come over. They left now. They told me they weren't sure if the cops were looking for them but they just assume it. I wouldn't think about shooting you unless you killed my entire family and pets. Nice song lel
What should I do, I'm bored.

Im sure ISIS gets a lot of recruits from those coutnries though, and thanks to Al Sisi outlawing any opposition party, there is now "terrorism" going on in Egypt again. Its more about sticking it to political enemies and scoring easy points than it is about our security, is what im saying. I got nothing against Iran, I just hope Trump doesnt stumble into a war with them

I think imma watch goosebumps..

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Right, well good luck to them. I thought we agreed you would shoot me if i asked nicely?
yes me and my band of misfits listened to this song at boarding school while we smoked in the bathroom and combed our slick backed hair with switch blade combs while we wore our black leather jackets. do one armed pushups until fatigued, then do crunches until you feel sick.

not without me u cunt

Heya shiny.

LOL no way.
(((tunnel snakes)))
do you really wanna? lemme make some coffee then lel

Hi, Northern. How are you this lovely Saturday?

yes way, small caliber into the meat of my left quad, should be a through and through as we will use a fmj, then you can tend to the wound and i can say ive been shot. it will be romantic. yes tunnel snakes.
yes i hope it doesnt suck tho i think the best bet is to go in with horrible expectations, and i will make some coffee too

You have a strange and unusual definition for that, I don't like it, no sir. This meme needs to (((STOP))).
also just checked its genres and it says (((For ages 5 to 7)))

what does the genre "cult movies" even mean..

it's not always about what you like, but okay fine. i will never ask again.
that's dumb goosebumps is ageless and has universal appeal

pshh

you'll pay for this

also i wonder what the actual context of that video was lol

Oh yeah? What're u gonna do? u'll never find me!
also I'm going to take a quick shower brb

wow… they pmuch finished the entire pitcher of coffee I had just set up.. there's too many ppl here rn lol

anti drug commercial

im gonna go through your phone and send that picture to everyone in your contact list with a winky face and a time to be at your room. okay

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niggers

It means it has a following of avid fans. Much like MLP has bronies, we would be considered cult fans

snuggles

subscribe to catfax

Hugs
All politicians are bastards a cops are facists

I literally saw it said all till I hit post

Oh, makes sense now. I have to go to the store really quick now.. I won't be long.
I use touch unlock on my iPhone so you'd have to get me to unlock it first.

hey skitty
Or well
I think you're skitty and not an impasta

Anyways wtf is with 'skittyhole'?
Is it a bad le epik maymay?

this is quite a delay, no rush i am watching the show but im amused. i think i could probably convince you to, and if not i'd get you real drunk and use your finger while you were passed out. ez

I wish Bernie won.

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It's no meme, it is nothing less than a way of life. show some respect

You're in the wrong part of the country if that is your view of the police. Bellingham cops are chill as fuck.

As do I.

xdd

heck.

I would have been okay with that

watch your mouth boy

You're tell me. God damn the cops in Jersey are fucking assholes. But I'm Vegas. But honestly they're not much better here.

Kys

dang

r u implin that im replublican?

Wtf I hate replublicans now

I'm glad he didnt. Trump is making America great again.

Kek no he's not. He's a fucking moron.

Well Im not one of those
Nor am I a democrat
wew

Wtf I hate people now

Bigger cities = cops are bigger dickheads.

The cops in Portland were chill as fuck. But generally yeah. I fell asleep in public and this cop taught that is a serious crime

Also, places that aren't the Pacific Northwest are just kinda shitty in general.

Well I think you know where you see that phrase originate the majority of the time. It's obvious you read into blewberries posts and that is where you are reading that from. So it should be pretty easy to conclude it's just another one of that dreaded scoundrels memes.

I'm back, hello sir.
wow would you really do that? I'll have to remember this.

ur gonna find out if you keep psshing me

America is a pretty shit place in general. I wanna leave eventually. If I die the second I leave the country I'd die happy

I'm not sure how I feel about this. I wouldn't do that to you.
Also I'm ready when you are..

well i wouldn't actually do that but i'd have to do something
let's start at 5:46

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Maybe you should move to Canada? They could always use more oppressed minorities!

mmmmm pizza time

wow, all these autism videos
fuggin WHAT

IT'S 5:47 D:

Sorry do it again pls

If they end their war on drugs by the time I can leave the country probably. Other wise I'm thinking Amsterdam

i need to see this

christ on a cracker…

5:52

Amsterdam might be nice, but you'll need some money…

Moron in chief to you.

Sorry I looked at the thread too late. I think I'll skim over it just to see why anybody would even look into this.. jfc really? a show about firewood? lmfao just
JUST

started lel

If it's real i will add it to my list, there are situations where it would be perfect.

i gotta rewatch the first two and a half minutes thnx to u and hear a disparaging remark about detroit a second time this is your fault

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Hey guys, how's it going?

Heya Rappy, goin good here, im enjoying a tasty home made pizza!

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en.tradimo.com/home/

I'm not 100% certain if you're still joining me on this or not, if so here's a link, if not that's ok, you'll still get an invite to my yatch when I make it to the moon.

May you also please link the stuff from yesterday?

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you will be sent home immediately
immediately

Holla Forums is being garbage on my end, can't even post..

Test

Test

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did you try jiggling it?

sitesux

(((Audiophile)))

It took literally 10 minutes to make that post

YOURE UNDER ARREST

the car he is driving is the same one we had that caught on fire

You'll never take me alive!

try turning it off and on again.

G'day

try hitting it and yelling at it.

I would jiggle this site to death tbh

LOL
Why do you like Detroit so much? Is it the same one I think? The one with pawn stars?

is this the only thing you know about detroit
i love it because it is a sprawling metropolis with an emerging tech scene. i swear it is getting better and is pretty fun these days. and for me it is a sports mecca.

What a yetti

a yeti is the abominable snowman

nicpls

hello there raptor.

that always gets me to behave at least.

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it's kinda like jumanji

How's it going?

Ever?

That and something about a lot of bad ppl running around making it unsafe in many areas.
Let's write a story one day and try to summon creatures at 3am some day

That and something about a lot of bad ppl running around making it unsafe in many areas.
Let's write a story one day and try to summon creatures at 3am some day

A N GE RY
SO YES NEVER EVER

Can't even post pics

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Ikr
I love that movie. Didn't that movie actually have a scene similar to this one and that ice hockey ring?

i do plan on it. but i have very little drive to do anything right now but the time will come. bookmarked

finviz.com/
morningstar.com/
google.com/finance
fxstreet.com/economic-calendar/
stocktwits.com/symbol/UGAZ
stocktwits.com

it's better than it was it's safe if you stay in groups

yes okay

i don't remember

me too, if by behave you mean "have a raging hard on".

Cool, well I'm going to find out when the markets open for you guys on monday, for myself on… well tuesday I guess? 16 hours apart it'll probably be something like 1am for me, but yeah.
I'll keep you informed anyway so you're able to jump in the loop when you're ready/keen.

Thanks for the links :3

Jesus Christ that… that's so overwhelming, and I alreayd know I'm going to need it.
kek

exciting stuff. i hope to come aboard soon. don't forget forex is open quite a lot more if you need to sate your trade lust.

it's an overwhelming type of thing. there is a lot to learn

l-lewd

ye

Greetings

good afternoon canon.

Canon

I'm a little offput by the forex tbh, Aus dollar isn't particularly strong, and I don't have a lot of money, I figured that these factors in conjunction would have made it more difficult for me to see any particularly large 4x gains.

That being siad, there is a free service specifically designed to teach 4x and 4x trading… maybe I should consider it more closely.
links related:
udemy.com/learn-options-trading-courses/

earnforex.com/forex-course/

Canon, hey, I'm sorry if anything I siad was upsetting the other day.

How's it going Rosey?

That werewolf looks like he has mange

you can have skitty make you an automated forex trading script to maximise your gains. but yeah it is a different animal.

hey

Hiya Rose,
how's it going?

Wezdor

back on coffee.
I now understand why sometimes my brain feels like wet sand.

how's it going with you, babe?

meh. see above.
how are you feeling today?

hey

How's it going Khan?

Yeah that's it.
Ok cool.

I'm ok,I had to give a speech last night and I swear I've never felt more like my chest was going to explode from anxiety.
It's pretty official at this stage that the medication is making a huge fucking impact and I should probably go back on it.
but that can wait I have more experiments to run on and for my emotional welbeing.

so yeah, I'm ok kek :P
Just watching this girl play factorio on youtube, she's doing these tutorials and my mind is fucking BLOWN by what she's doing, I would never have thought of HALF of this shit.
Man I love factorio haha~

That wet sand feeling goes away once you lose the addiction to caffiene.
I know from experience.

I'm ok, as above~

wait is the girl dead or something

oh i see

I always had a feeling. but never knew until I stoppped drinking coffee a while back. I'm so glad I've confirmed it for myself.

it sounds like you have a crush~~
what kinds of things is she doing?

i would do dome lewd shit with this typewriter

Some late night report writing. I decided to take a few hours for leisure activities in the afternoon, but it turns out these reports are much longer than i thought.

The past two weeks have been super busy, i practically had zero time outside studying and sleeping. I even had to skip a few meals to keep up with the schedule.

How are you doing? Feeling any better? /hugs

Might be an idea, though I'd first wish to have enough to pay him fairly for anythign I commission from him, or anyone for that matter.
I currently do not have such things haha

youtube.com/watch?v=FuBaFQ3u1Mg

youtube.com/watch?v=YJbqdZTQC7o

the second video is FAR more complex.
god damn though, checkit

i'm good just doing oh man I need to catch up on dragon ball super
and how are you

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I wish there were gigantic bugs like that, the hunting scene would actually be something I'd fuggin love then

fuck that's complicated.

cold was the night

I have a car like that black one.

I've not seen anything post dbz tbh.
I'd like to but I keep going 'eh maybe later'
I did see that movie where freeze came back and got exploded but aside from that there's not much I've seen.
Good show though.

teechip.com/dra-g#id=2002&c=584130&sid=gloss-poster-24x36

only like 17k miles on it.

ima buy it

Nope, was my masonic uncle's car. I wanna fix it, it turns on and all but the transmission is borked atm. I love the way it looks though, I really wanna fix it and have it running some day..

Greetings KHAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!!!!
how goes it?

I've had a bit too much coffee today myself, was offered more but I was like "nope, had wayyy more than enough coffee for today!'

I'm doing okay, just solved an assignment and just chillin' a bit before bed, it's pretty chilly here today(relatively speaking)

Hiya Smokey!
how you've been?

Yeah, I get pretty damn anxious during presentations as well. Recently for some reason it just got worse….like, I always used to be nervous while presenting, but recently I'm less capable of even speaking what I need to, out of the unknown fear..

Glad to hear you're ok.
Sounds pretty cool, wish I could join ya, but honestly given all that's happened this week I'm not in the mood to play anything, and I've got much less time to do so..oh, also my dad arrived 3 days ago for the last day of mourning and he's staying a bit to get medical checkups and to get a few things here done before he gets back so it's nice to see him again

Sounds like my typical near-end semester scenarios..hope those pesky reports don't trouble you more than they usually would for me

ouch..yeah, I know that feel sometimes, it is absolutely not a good feel at all, hope you get some good rests and be done with those pesky things soon

I'm doing a bit better now, a bit this and that, finally able to finish 2 assignments now, starting to get back to it a bit, I think I'll be better
/hugs

gay
i want the other one still

i've been alright. how about you?

I think given recent happenings it's no surprise that you're struggling more with presentations.
I'm sure you'll pick it up again soon

That's good, that he's taking care of his health and such.

how the fuck this nigga make a bomb
y they storin explosives in a high school chemlab

too much coffee fries the mind.
me are knowing of this with based inside factually acura.

heh, chilly days are nice. it's good to have an excuse to bundle up every now and them.

glad to hear you're doing ok as well.

thats a nice poster!!!!!!
its a good show

i'm good just doing just watching stuff waiting for dbz ep to come out

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I've got these reports due monday, as well as another exam on that day. Tuesday i have an oral exam and after that i have 2 weeks to finish lab reports and a project at two more subjects. Basically, i need to survive monday then i'm good.

I don't think there will be much sleep until then. I hope you do good on your finals too, i know they shouldn't be too hard for you

you look terribly sad

There are others, but finding them on that shitty site is a god damned nightmare.

I don't drink coffee, but Thursday i had a really stressful exam, so i drank some the day before so i could study in the evening. I overdid it and i drank like 3 dL of black coffee, couldn't sleep for two days, heh. Could only nap, but never really fell asleep

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now you look tired and sad

yeah. dude. a few ounces will do you good for 12 hours.

tread lightly with stimulants. any stimulant. even coffee.

i rub myself in cilantro every morning

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chinese parsley is a bastard herb.
oregano all the way.

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Do you really?

i'll try that but cilantro has been working very well

G'day, how's it going?

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing.

I probably shouldn't ever try hard drugs, should I.

the new drama teacher was irl rl stine

u even listen to the movie tho

I'm doin' okay, just chillin' a bit before sleeping, it's been a rough after my uncle passed away, luckily family and friends help to move on, also getting back to working on assignments and studying for upcoming quizes n such..also it's cold outside today(relatively speaking)

Yea, perhaps that's the case, think I only got one presentation this semester, and it's a small class so it shouldn't be too tough to handle.

Yeah, always better to keep up with your health at older ages, better safe than sorry

Guess so

It's nice when your room is actually warm and cozy, not so much if your walls barely have any insulation and you always need a heat source running

Sounds cool

Quite the things ahead of ya, wish you the best of luck!♥

wish I could stay a bit longer, but I'm really tired now, c ya!

who

why do you have fried egg in your hair

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Need sleeps, nighty all!

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yeah but I missed small bits because people kept knocking on my door to ask questions… It gets super annoying, I swear someone knocks on my door to ask me something every 15 minutes..

Night Canon, have a good one.
Good luck

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i'm sorry to hear about your uncle. my condolences of course.

okay?
that's like using cologne instead of deer musk. lmao!

for the love of god no.

true.
but hey. blankets were invented for some reason. I don't know what that is, but they're good for trapping your body heat.

are they coming for tech help or general trivia?
wanna do another?

Thanks Canon

Also you picked a great one ⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆

Thanks~

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i tried deer musk and switched to doe estrus pretty shortly afterwards

no u

Not even a little Fentanyl ? D:

best part about fentanyl is a little is all you need

yeah, fair enough.
that really relies on user preference.

not unless it's been prescribed to you.
but I don't recommend it either way, considering how addictive it is.

yes that and also to ask me mundane chit like where is this or who I was talking to at so and so time
I had two ppl come over and they were just curious to know who they were.. also to tell me someone with the exact name of my grandmother just had a crash and ti came out on the news and people were thinking it was my gramma

also yeah sure, but let me eat.. im kind of hungry so gimme a few