CHIMPOUT CLASSIFICATION SCALE
CAT 1 Chimpout:
Nigger gets aggitated by most likely exaggerating irritation to a miniscule annoyance, but nigger still tries to hold onto whatever superficial civility it might have. Nigger may get louder than usual and toss out some mild, vague insinuations of violence, but since niggers go around behaving this way 90% of the time anyway, these chimpouts are difficult to pinpoint.
Associated TNB: Selling drugs, gangbanging, general nigger rudeness.
CAT 2 Chimpout:
Cussing and niggerbabble may and most likely will occur at this stage. Monkey scowls, "muhfugga," shucking, and jiving will also become present here. Nigger is visibly angry.
Associated TNB: Stabbing your garbage so that it spills everywhere, throwing branches over the fence into your yard, slapping niglets, calling the social workers or an amberlamps.
CAT 3 Chimpout:
Outright threats of violence, comments about YT, muh dikk, trailer parks, crack rocks, or bananas make themselves visible here. Nigger openly challenges or disrespects it's superiors or authority figures at this stage.
Associated TNB: "y'all beez rayciss crackas", "white wimminz lubs muh dikk", "fuck dese po-lese"
CAT 4 Chimpout:
Nigger ain't fuckn' roun' naw mow. Nigger is ready to throw paws. Nigger may become destructive, have violent outbursts, and ook and eek. This is where the comparison to apes begins to ring true. I should probably mention that niggers on drugs immediately reach this stage of chimpout without outside interference.
Associated TNB: Huge nigger melees at McNiggers, Nig-Mart, KFC. Robbery, rape, car-jacking, petty murder.
CAT 5 Chimpout:
I also refer to this as "chimp rage." This is the stage where a nigger has completely reverted to his gorilla brethren. This isn't just any Chimpout. This is post-Katrina in New Orelans TNB. Jumping up and down, MAJOR ook eeks, flailing, niglet-eating, and assorted nigger bullshit that causes the majority of the news stories you will see in SnB, Monkeyshines, and other various parts of the forum. If you are unlucky to bear witness to this spectacle, call animal control before feces end up on the wall.
Associated TNB: Killing babies, ghetto lobstah, raping corpses, eating babies, killing young white children, raping animals, spear chucking, vine-swinging.