Living with potatoes

Good evening gentlemen, I'm here tonight to recount an epic tale of tard. The following events took place several years ago and ruined about a year and a half of my life. All the names and a few minor details have been changed for the sake of anonymity, but otherwise I will be recounting the events as accurately as I can remember them.
I have this shit per-typed, so there shouldn't be much time between updates. Buckle up.

Let's start with some background:

Now that the stage is set, we'll get things rolling in part 2.

Part 2, Greg's first attack :

Just for some context, Greg has paranoid schizophrenia. Most of the shit he pulls is the result of delusions he has when he doesn't take his meds. However, I didn't learn this until after I no longer lived with him.
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Part 3, The tantrum continues:

And thus concludes the first of the many tantrums I would witness over the next year.

Part 4, Greg the stalker:

This next series of events starts a little while before I moved in with Greg and Bob, and takes place over the course of about six months. All this stuff happened in-between the other incidents involving Greg and will be referred to in other sections.

Part 5, This is why we can't have flammable things:

>From what I heard, he flipped the table, then ran outside, grabbed the lighter fluid from the barbecue, and started pouring it all over the back porch and threatening to burn down the house

Part 6, The second attack:

Cut to later that night
Don't see Greg for another day and a half, from what I heard he was at his parents

Part 7, Greg the free runner:

He got up on the roof a few times after that, but that was the only incident I witnessed in it's entirety

Part 8, Greg's brain on drugs:

Part 9, Greg VS Bob:

Part 10, Greg finds Jesus:

Cut to about a week after Greg got kicked out of church

Part 11, Greg VS my computer:

We're nearing the end of the Greg saga, as by this point he's started looking for his own apartment
Cut to the next day

Part 12, The final tantrum:


Sorry if that was a bit anticlimactic. Toward the end I was trying to avoid Greg as much a s possible, otherwise I might be able to go into a bit more detail.

Part 13, Greg's other incidents:

Here I'm going to detail a few more minor incidents involving Greg that aren't really worthy of their on section


There's an elementary school across the street form our house


There were also a couple times he tried to fake seizures, not quite sure what the motivation behind that was.

And thus concludes the saga of Greg

Part 14, Bob:

I haven't talked much about Bob up until now, but he too had issues. Bob was pleasant and fairly docile most of the time, but if he ever got angry he would gain some major tard strength and go completely apeshit. While he was nowhere near as bad as Greg overall, Bob was way more destructive when he got mad, and unlike Greg he could have beaten most of the staff to a pulp if he wanted to.

Bob had one incident that would play out more or less the same way every two or three months, with a couple exceptions.
A typical Bob incident went like this:
In the time I lived him Bob went through three TVs and no less than 5 Xbox 360s.

Some of the more interesting variations of the Bob cycle I witnessed:

I have other stories about Bob, but they're all minor things that don't really fit the theme of this epic.

Part 15, Enter Dave:

About a month after Greg moved out the company found another tard to take his place, that tard was Dave.

Part 16, Dave calls the cops:

Cut to a couple weeks later

Part 17, Dave gets the mail:


Unfortunately that's the last real story I have for you gentlemen tonight. I thought I would have more stories about Dave, but he mostly just had meltdowns that all played out pretty much exactly like the ones I already described.
I got a GF shortly after the events of this last story and started spending most of my free time at her place until we moved in together few months later. I'm still with her and am doing much better now.
I hope you all enjoyed this epic and may you never find yourself in a similar situation. Goodnight.

ty for the stories user

based OP

Great stories, OP. Great reading material while I drank my tequila

Thanks OP. This was a nice bedtime story for me

all op

Fucking hell its like fats magee all over again. Moar tard stories OP

Did this since we need to preserve these stories.

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Bump for OC visibility

Before I get started, someone tell me if there is any hot retard fucking in OP's story.

OP here, no retard fucking but your comment reminded me of an incident that completely slipped my mind when I was first writing this

Part 14a: Bob's GF:

Cut to the night she comes over