BERNIE ENDORSES HILLARY

Today's the day, ladies and goys. Bernie Sanders will endorse Hilldog today in New Hampshire.

The salt will be unreal. Bernouts are about to be slapped in the face by reality and realize they went broke funding the old kike's campaign for absolutely nothing. Expect actual suicides.

This is going to be a fun day lads

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Keep a vigilant eye on Holla Forums all day, there's gonna be enough salt there to kill all crops on earth

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Tip for any investors in salt and salt accesories:
Check r/sandersforpresident.

Pic related. We will soon be able to make salt bullets for the following war since the prices will drop.

I wonder what the S4P spin on this will be, any predictions?

Just wait until he is announced as her VP.

Unfortunately, Bern victims are retarded and will likely go on to vote for Hillary. The ruse was successful for the most part.

A proper investment strategy would be to do a naked short call.

When he first started supporting her they just circlejerked about how he said he would support the winner and ignored that he's repeatedly said he won't endorse establishment politics.


I don't think that will happen right away. After Trump crushes her , they will fake or false flag a way to get her current VP choice out. Then glassberg will be given the chance to step up and save America from that ebil natzi drumpf. He will take it and lefties will vote for him because they are emotional led, spineless faggots.

Decided to hop on over to plebbit to see if they had anything on there about this. This is their top thread.

Absolutely no way this will happen. The DNC and Clintons will pick a good up-and-coming crony.

My guess is that it will be Corey Booker or some woman. I don't think they'll go with Warren, Clinton's ego won't allow someone more popular (with the base) to share the stage.

Highly doubtful.


A moderate amount yes. Not a lot.

Remember. These are libshits. Their mental gymnastics are second to none.

REDDIT ON SUICIDE WATCH

I figured that he would even a long time ago before he got shoah'd from the race.

No shit that he'd be a hypocrite. The thing about Sanders in Trump is that they're "not bought and paid for". "Bernie fights for you, the little guy! Clinton is just another fat cat in a suit!" A lot of his supporters will toss their ideals right out of the window though now because they won't vote for Trump even though some claim to say they're anti-interventionism for instance; it's not about what Hillary will DO, it's how about they feel (like a sports fan who will defend some gangbanger on his favourite team just because they wear the same logo).

The (((official))) reasoning is that he'd (Bernie) endorse Clinton because "We need to stop Mecha-Hitler Drumpf xDDD at any cost" of course. The reality is that Hillary was the chosen one the whole time, and Bernie was only ever there to get some of the socialist Bernie fans to digest voting for Hillary one day. Whether he was delusional enough to think he'd ever sit in the White House as the commander in chief is unknown and completely inconsequential.

Keep in mind that a lot of his voters were so on the basis of "Free stuff, fuck debt and people who make a lot" - pretty juvenile thought processes for people who largely want free college (so that they can theoretically get an education to get a decent job to make money to buy things and increase their quality of life), to not have debt (without really saying how this can be achieved without literally just having people do shit for free and excusing existing debt), and want to rail against people who already have money (which is which they wish to one day have). It's probably not too difficult to get people with the mentality of an edgy high school freshman to shirk their ideals in order to vote for another person who is "on the same team" just to spite the other guy (regardless of them actually having things that they don't like about Trump, which is fair given their perspective).

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Here is an example of exactly what I mentioned: his question about who is more likely to start a war between Trump and Clinton. Based on his comment, he believes it would be Trump. Based on what? Based on wanting to enforce a border with Mexico? Based on him saying he wanted to have less military involvement with the Middle East?

It's not about what has been said, it's about who is on my team even if they're not my favourite player and even if I couldn't tell you the stats on the back of their trading card. At least that guy isn't going to be giving her a vote which is more than I can say for how I think most people would vote if their main candidate got taken out behind the barn.

There's a consensus here and on Holla Forums that voting for 3rd party is very attractive this year. If you think of votes, a vote for Trump is +2 while a vote for a third party is +1 if it came from a likely D voter.

As a non-American looking into the POTUS race Bernie has always seemed like every US political stereotype rolled into one, hes old, corrupt, and most importantly fake. Its amazing that his supporters lack the self-awareness needed to realize hes just like every other establishment hack which gives the US politically a bad image.

There's a consensus there (as in reddit)***


Not here, fuck.

No one cares what you think EU-cuck

They will and her campaign will flounder. Her running mate will come down with some sort of illness or be attacked by a (((right-wing maniac))) and boynie will step in. Once they realize sandberg is her only shot at winning the GE, they will arrange him as her VP. They can always kill him off later.

Cool post. Super edgy.

Not even from Europe. Stay nigger-tier triggered over literally nothing.

Nah son, the DNC would revolt if she gave it to an outsider. She's giving it to a party darling.

If you're not from the US, no one cares about your opinion on US elections. Go kill yourself.

I alredy said she will. It's what comes later. They can't risk a Trump presidency.

cancer

cuck detected

The file name tells you what is in the pic but you're still going to open it anyway.


Nice trips. kek is benevolent; gives to the autistic.

You know I'm right, just leave

Daily reminder that a filter option exists.

They will if they want to win.

it's just a ridiculous petty viewpoint

it's Holla Forums for a reason, not /britpol/ or /krautpol/ exclusively

This is true. How attractive will it be with the average person though? Or minorities who just want gibs and lax immigration? That's what worries me; being malleable towards negative things.

As for this butthurt guy, do you think I should go download some cuckold porn to antagonize him? I'm talking about some real filthy depraved shit like some huge seven foot tall black guy just dunking on some sweet and innocent looking white guy in a friendly pickup game.


You clicked on the picture.

Except the blow that would deal to intraparty cronyism would be fatal. They will hand it to a Corey Booker, Warren, or DWS before Bernie gets it.


You should probably kill yourself

Your opinion doesn't matter at all involving US elections because you can't vote. It's exactly the same as sucking your own dick and thinking you're cool for it.

Like this guy, he thinks he's so important but he has no effect on anything that happens. Yet he keeps posting. Either a shill or retarded cuck on his high horse.

Did you concern troll at the end on purpose? Because I don't give a fuck what the "international community" (aka, Brussels) thinks. Unless you're Putin, don't lecture the US

Your argument is stupid. To take your example further, I can't have opinions on Brexit because it's not my country? Get the fuck outta here dumb shit.

Wew.

though I go to sleep to rest my weary head, brothers, do not cry that I cannot share in the salt, for in my dreams I shall be in paradise

Sure you can nigger, but shitting up threads with your inconsequential opinion is just annoying and means nothing.
I'm sick of cucks thinking their opinions matter.

(Christ, I hope you at least read that spoiler).


You "X" finally crossed.

Your "X"*

>inb4 we focus on a missed letter.

No. Most importantly he's an impotent old kike with a tiny cock.

Keep thinking you matter, cuck

Eh. You're looking at it wrongish.

Trump V Clinton

A vote for Trump is +1 for Trump.
A vote for Clinton is +1 for Clinton.
A 3rd party vote is -1 for Clinton which is effectively -2 for Clinton.

First person who puts "no refunds" over the picture of them shaking hands wins.

Meme it

Seems the /r/SandersForPresident mods have put up a banner telling the bernouts to head to a new sub called /r/Political_Revolution/

Rev up your shilling accounts and nuke the place.

Why would you hate someone who is holding down the fort in the homelands? Maybe your opinions are inconsequential because you don't spend the time learning foreign politics, but for many of us here we have a fairly decent grasp of the political parties in foreign lands that matter.

For example: Do you know who literal hitler 2.0 in Germany is? Do you know anything about van der Beer versus Hofer? What party is right wing populist nationalist group in Greece?

Experienced posters here know the answers to these questions and more. If you don't, don't project your ignorance onto us.

I dont give a shit, that's my whole point you retard. I can speak about American politics because I live here. I won't speak on the politics of other nations because I can't change anything and my opinion would ultimately be useless.

Seems like the cucks in this thread can't accept that though. They think their opinion on an election they have nothing to do with matters. PROTIP: It doesn't and never will.

So, you're a nigger?

Coming to a chan close to you, this summer

I think you took a wrong turn: >>>/4chan/

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What your head up your ass can't see is that the US elections result, unlike pretty much any other country, affects everyone on the globe because your government has agents everywhere. Both overt and covert US ops are done pretty much everywhere.

That's where the international interest in American politics and desire to influence the American people comes from.

No I didn't, I was just going off of first hand experience traveling with Americans in places like Europe. There are quite a few people look at US politicians and think they represent what the average American is like.

Not an argument.

If you don't live here, your opinion does not matter. Posting it is the equivalent of shouting how cool you are to a crowded street, while everyone just walks by and doesn't give a shit.

Not really. Democrats do what they need to win. They aren't stupid like republicans.

MY DEAR AMERICANS, GLORP GLORP, ONCE I HAVE BOU- CHEA- WON THE ELECTION, I WILL BE YOUR BEST REPTILIAN, GLORP, PRESIDENT EVER!!

That actually was an argument, and he is right. US president has global consequences because the USA owns most of the world.

Yep, and guess what? Despite this, US citizens still dont care what you have to say because again…you cant vote anyway! So just shut the fuck up about it! You're white noise.

Jesus at this point you're as retarded as an SJW. You're trying to keep a fucking safe space in which only americans can speak about US politics. Guess what ZOG is everywhere and the US is its top dog.

Not an argument.

kek

Surprised it took him this long.

Voting is not the only political activity, retard. One guy from Germany giving his opinion in the form of facebook propaganda could have more impact on the election than any given voter.

youtu.be/PK3ExLw1va0

How many shekels is he giving her when he dissolves his campaign?

Daily reminder: significant part of pro-Trump propaganda was created by Europeans.
Filtered.

Can you keep that shit in the brit pol cesspit??

While you're at it only Brit fags call college "uni", stop doing that shit Americans

Shut up you self important cuck. If you want to talk about US politics so much how about you legally emigrate here. Then you have just as much right as me to talk about the elections because you would then be a citizen

See how that works? Only the opinions of citizens matter. Hope that helps, pumpkin.

He's too retarded to understand anything. His brain locked up a couple posts ago. You're fucking right though, the Russian government has tried to do this often since the cold war Era. this election cycle though I can see a whole lot of different interests shilling both ways. EU/NATO will clearly shill for Shillary. Russia is already on Trump's side. Chinks I wonder since I can see both sides harming them.

The much anticipated sequel, coming this fall to a chan near you

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The shills know the fire rises and deposit salt. All these filtered posts are giving me an overdose.

B T F O
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looks like your a bernout and you got really sad when you saw these news and thats why you shitting down the thread with your whining.

reported for being a bernout on Holla Forums

Durr hurr durr hurrr durrrr. Hurr hurr durrr durrr durr.

This winter.

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This

Guess I got baited.

Leftist internationalist.

It's ok to feel sad

Streams I should have included in the OP

youtube.com/watch?v=-QF0qckZJSo
youtube.com/watch?v=Jv8WWBULPLA
youtube.com/watch?v=GXcf2rKIwc0

Soon.

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oops, wrong pic

I am expecting. You better FUCKING deliver OP because I'm an ex ARMY Ranger and…

Stream is about to start:
youtube.com/watch?v=GXcf2rKIwc0

Let this be the start of a long trail of salty tears!

Hillary doing her first public rally in months. This'll be fun.

MUH REVOLUTION

FEEL DA BERN

Revolution? What elections? I don't have any donations goy, move away.

Some of the will go for Trump. Remember, we love our Bernie people.
Now is the time for #NeverHillary

When does it start?

should we raid tumblr or something?

I want confirmed kills

Nvm stream just went live.

Yes we should

Better stream.
youtube.com/watch?v=Jv8WWBULPLA

Stream is live
youtube.com/watch?v=GXcf2rKIwc0

the live salt in chat

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>youtube.com/watch?v=GXcf2rKIwc0

Just curious, but are Green/Libertarian parties any more relevant than last election? They seem less viable than ever due to Trump/Clinton.

It's coming in so fast I can't take it!

Wait, what?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The only reason I've heard the name jill (((stein))) is when I go looking for lefty salt and hear her mentioned. johnson is a fucking faggot and will pick up some cuckservatives too asshurt to just on the Trump Train. he showed his true colors at the convention when his opponent gave him a flintlock pistol modeled after Washington's as a symbolic gesture. johnson threw it in the trash in front of people and then tried to buy it back from the guys campaign after the people fished it out and told them what happened.


nobody can even read my awesome shit tier bait

Johnson might get 1.5% in a general, which is .5% up from 2012. Greenstein won't get shit for votes

hahahahAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

Thank you

When Bernie announces his support it's going to overflow.

Here comes the BLM bullshit

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lol

Why are dems so triggered that Trump said Putin is an okay guy?

She's talking about Saddam.

Here comes the NATO shilling

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She is complaining that Trump was right about the Orlando terror shooting

Who the hell is that dumb cunt anyway?

Do you hear those super loud boos?

wew lad

Man, nazis look like reasonable men who look things up before stating their opinions without resorting to feelings. I like thst attitude. Maybe I should join them.

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BERNIE "WHITE PEOPLE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE POOR" SANDERS HAS ARRIVED

Sanders and Shillary have arrived, the lulz are about to start.

Here we go goyim

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last week I drive over to visit and I was wearing my MAGA hat. She goes into a complete fit about how i'm a racist misogynist monster and blah blah blah.

I drove for fucking 2 hours so I was in no mood for that shit. I just get back in my car and leave. She must've still been sore about that.

standing behind her like a good little cuck

When?

I'm guessing Bernie is going to go level 10 max cuck

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All this denial in the chat.
Oh man get ready for it.

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idk, what a I? Some kind of genius. Jeez, just got home from work and having a few minutes of shitposting before I work out and you expect me to lead a goddamn army of trolls into enemy territory? Do you know who you are dealing with?

I would say now! Maybe some user with some more time can make a tread to discuss the strategies to adopt.

Hillary looks like she's thinking, "Thank fuck this cuck will finally fuck off. He better sell me well or he's dead."

… sad!

Bernie concedes the nomination to Shillary

HE DID IT, THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

He did it. Bernout salt eruption imminent.

their it is

Mention that bernie is a kike motherfucker

STRONGER TO GET HER

AWM trusted a jew comic.
Put bernie's face on it.

LET THE SALT FLOW

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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EVEN THE BERNOUTS ARE PISSED

Holy fuck, Bernie's going all out on Hillary shilling.

What a fucking sellout

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only now do they want their money back

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how long he is going to suck her clit?

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hehehe

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Check'd.
I'm laughing at mine.

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A Jew handing over shekels of his own free will. Oh, that's a good one. I laughed and laughed.

> roars off in high-powered Audi

We love our Bernie peope; they will be voting Trump in the general.

Will the burn victims realize he was a shill all along ?

They are actually losing subscribers lel

I would be so crushed right now if I was a Bernout. Max cuckholdry.

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Hilarious isn't it?

They've lost ~1000 subscribers since this event started.

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It's going to be really entertaining to see the difference between the people who pick Hillary's side because Trump as "evil doo doo head racist Republican!" and the ones who jump on Trump's side because Hillary is a "corrupt establishment politician backed by banks"

More like space cadet

Imagine if Trump dropped out and endorsed Jeb. That must be how it feels.

I'm so erect.

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There's also going to be the "vote for third party" camp, "write in Sanders anyway" camp, and the "Fuck voting period" camp.

I wonder if we'll see the British

No refunds on campaign donations. :^)
What will they do with their Bernie gear? Bern it?

I predict most of the three you mention will vote shilldawg in the GE. they will get their panties so bunched up about Trump that they won't be able to help it. they're spineless.

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Who the fuck is Jill Stein?

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the kikess running for the green party

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DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH GOY

wew

checked

Now they're starting to understand how it really works.

lel, braindead leftards just can't stop being retarded
After #BurnFiasco they should've joined the TrumpTrain.

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ROFLMAO

The memes are becoming reality.

Probably depends on the state. For battleground states, you're probably right. For deep red/blue states, they'll probably vote based on ideological purity.

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Bets on actual suicides happening soon? If some of them are reacting like this, I can just see a Bernout hanging themselves with a note saying, "I am berned out now, no hope".

I'll put 100 good boy points on there being one this week.

CUCK POSE: ACTIVATED

that's a good point

Jonestown 2: Electric Boogaloo when?

TACTICAL CUCKING

Oh my, the innocence of these poor bastards.

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You're watching the first scars of reality form on their pure souls. It's beautiful.

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CUCKED AGAIN

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This whole thing is going to be a massive wake up call to university liberals that the only massive amount of change will come from a rich, white Republican. The Democratic party is far too corrupt to allow an outside to win. And you need the money to make it happen.

The founders of the USA were all upperclass rich white guys. Why is it so hard for them to understand?

The very first redpill on the nature of the kike. Beautiful.

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It's fucking hilarious.
How hard do they cry.

Which is great as it opens a breach in their defenses to be receptive to gentle redpills.

it was like watching my wife's son walk for the first time

t. bernout

this part was fun

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Is it possible to overdose on schadenfreude?

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You'll get tired of winning, believe me. But we're going to win, and win, and win.

Crocodile tears deployed

She had to prove she could get away with a crime to get Bernie's endorsement.
Great timing, cuck :^)

wew

It looks like r/SandersForPresident has begun the damage control

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"If I can make my crimes disappear, so can you Mr Sanders."

pls no

C U C K E D

Oy wew, both of you are retarded, but specially the one thinking we can't having an opinion on a country we don't live in.

I think this is what a shill unknowingly sperging on another shill look like.

Or two 16yo summerfags.

Just tuned in
Anyways, don't kid yourselves. Unless Cruz and co can be convinced to do something similar this looks hard as fuck. Berncucks will be cucks because they don't have half a spine and the new votes for Trump needs to come from somewhere.

Oy vey how dare you call him a gentile, bad goy!

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o-oy gevalt

OK

holy shit, this is the face of a broken man.

bernout salt is best salt

I haven't used this image in a while

He always looks like this though.

wew not even the bernouts will accept that one

KEK LOOK AT HOW DEAD BOINE LOOKED WHEN SHE SHOUTED ABOUT THE TPP

hehehe these idiots will buy anything

I thought I misheard. What a crock of shit

they donated a billion dollars to this bumblefuck, there's no limit to their gullibility.

They can call trump supporters idiots for days, at least I never gave up my paycheck to an aging kike who never worked a day in his life. Sound fucking investment kids.

POST YFW YOU'RE NOT A BERN VICTIM

top kek

ask any bernout you know if lying your way through a federal investigation was the final requirement for glassberg's endorsement

What year is it?

REKT!!!

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That can be a nice angle for some picture to be made and posted everywhere.

If she ends winning my soul may never recover

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Who?

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Bernouts are somehow more pathetic than Yeb!

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Has anyone checked on Holla Forums they can't be doing too well right now

I need to work on my Dad still though.

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They stopped supporting Bernie a while back. He wasn't red enough, heh.

The stream is almost at 1488 dislike, lads

Ask your mom to withhold sex. For America.

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Tbh this is the time trump should rehash the "if you felt cheated by the system and by corrupted politicians" talk that he said after hillary won

#FeelTheBurn
#Burn4Bernie

Can we convince them to self immolate for bernie?

archive.is/n2wTD

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Just in time

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So is Warren actually gonna be her VP at this point?

HOLY SHIT

twitter.com/CNN/status/752898780102623232

What the fuck

Jesus Christ what a bunch of faggots

its real

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NONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE MEMES ARE UNSTOPPABLE

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ehehehe stupid goyim

At this point I am not even surprised anymore. The memes have intensified to a point where we may no longer be able to contain it. And why should we?

archive.is/4s9OC

THE MEMES ARE SPREADING

THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND

It's actually real. What the fuck is happening? Memes and reality are merging?

DIDN'T WANT THAT PRESIDENCY ANYWAY

That or some user hacked their account.

These sad, naive fucks got jewed so hard, and I couldn't be more comfy about it.

PRAISE HIM, PRAISE KEK

The last time I cried was when my brother got shot by a nog. These fuckers are crying over this?

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does he relax around blacks anymore?

OY VEY I WILL REV UP MY TUMBLR AND LEDDIT SLEEPER ACCOUNTS JUST PLEASURE MYSELF WITH TUMBLRITES KIKE WORSHIPING TEARS

I'm still wondering why all the cucks are puking. Are their bodies that frail from the vegan dieting? Are they pumped full of so much soy that the estrogen-induced hysteria triggers a physiological reaction? Whatever it is, it's hilariously pathetic.

NO REFUNDS.

never.

he practically never leaves the house, the whole experience really fucked him up

Either way, I just realized something big here. If media sources like CNN are starting to utilize memes like this, we're actually fucking winning. The media landscape is shifting into an environment that favors Holla Forums influence through memetics.

In other words, if they begin to play memetic warfare, Holla Forums can curb-stomp them with it.

small amygdalas
if they aren't "literally shaking" its something else

NORMIEFAGS GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I think this image should be all over twitter, reddit and tumblr.


That's very good, but I'm afraid (((they))) will shut down us on one point or another.

already working on it

What the fuck is a safe state, do I even want to know?

Which then (((they'll))) learn that memes are unstoppable as long as people who remember them are still alive. They'd literally have to kill us all to stop it. Nice trips btw.

hows this?

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They're using the meme like summerfags, all it means is that the meme is in danger.

Safe state in that context means a state that will go blue no matter what. They're saying vote third party if you aren't in a battleground state because they don't want le literally hitler 2.0 Drumpf the evil racist misogynist shitlord to win a state because of third party votes.

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Sometimes you find something so beautiful, you need to share it with the world.

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Hey Roki, how's kebab removal going?

Ah, that makes sense. I was thinking in the context of "safe space" and assumed that Bernouts thought that Hillary or someone else would come after them if they voted third party.

Holla Forums needs to boost this chick, but incognito. No Holla Forums endorses Jill shit. Instead, maybe we can come up with some outright false memes that Bernie changed his mind a week later and endorsed Jill, just that the media and Hillary are covering it up… ;^D~

Remember Göbel's words: "Repeat a lie for long enough, and it becomes truth."

A vote for Jill is a vote against Hillary. Our task will then be to focus any votes going to Johnson (or whatever Lolberg candidate is running) over to Trump instead.

astonishing gymnastics, he should be in the olympics

Here's 3m34s of youtube chat w/ Bernie before, during, and after endorsing Hillary. It's artifacted because it's so long, but readable.

Very good, in my election folder.

Don't try to dissuade Jill voters. Jill voters are beyond help and won't go Trump.

Instead, try to direct as many sHill-bots and Bernouts to Jill and try to attract our extra voters from Johnson/McAfee/whatever-Lolberg-is-running.

Proud to say I've had this on my reaction folder since I started listening to Roki. Well meme'd user.

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This little cuck boy wont even get the VP nomination lol

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I love how little views Clitoris and Bernie get with regards to their rallies compared to Trump.

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That's Kind of hot

He ran on a platform of donations from the public just to lose and start a conversation.

CNN probably hired some summer intern nog. Niggers are a cargo-cult of the white man, so they talk this way all the time on twitter.

Who the fuck is this Jill Stein, can't you folk round up the tumblrites and get them to vote Trump instead

hope he gets better user.
alos hope he gets to take a few down to ease his troubles.

Yes, overdose of salt is dangerous, so take it easy.

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twitter.com/CNN/status/752898780102623232

Guess what day Sanders chose to endorse Shillery on?

daysoftheyear.com/days/cow-appreciation-day/

Green Party candidate.

get out

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THE MEMES JOHNNY

I'm going to print this and post it all over my college

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Kek, Bernie must have ran only to get the sheqels for shillary.

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Nope. No jew blood here.

Same pose and look of futility. What a fucking loser, just like his supporters.

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cucked even at the end of it all, in public, live, in front of a bunch of screaming women, where he must first name all the ways he was bested. sanders isn't going to get shit out of this in terms of white house positions, either. everything has already been taken care of and accounted for. expect some fantastically delicious salt when clinton announces her cabinet. still, this was overall a big success for the guy. he's likely spent millions of retarded college kids' donations on "campaign expenses" that'll end up funneling into a bank account somewhere, which he'll draw upon and live the good life for the 5-10 years he's got to live before a stroke or some shit.

>>>Holla Forums781858

They're in absolute despair right now.

>>>Holla Forums772705
They don't seem to care all that much about Sanders cucking up though.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/752860045084241920

Good catch

my close friend was a bernout so I just encouraged him to vote for a third party.

I'd been trying for months to get him to vote for trump with no luck, at least this way he won't be feeding into the shillary campaign. Coup de grace.

When will they learn that we have no interest in being an enemy to workers, we just don't want to see people get killed over fucking jealousy under the pretense of utopia.

This. Convince bernouts to either write him in or vote 3rd party to "send a message" if you can't get them on the trump train directly.

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That's one less vote from Trump.

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Trump is an evil jew you stupid bad goy.

Don't vote for him we must wait for hitler m'goy.

Hahaha oh my fuck it's real, why is this not getting more attention.

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looks like she's been gaining some weight, appealing to the fatties?

Trump's twitter is on fire now.

The average leftist I have seen so far would rather not even vote to "send a message". If anything, sandburg cucking himself for shillary is a great boost for trump-san. The DNC has shown the younger generation that they already have their nomination before they even vote so they are D&C'ing their own fucking side. What a year to be alive for this year of the fire monkey!

i never really go on Holla Forums. what, exactly, do these faggots think the left really is? i was under the impression they've been winning pretty hard in the west over the past few decades

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He drops even more nukes.

If their agenda isn't going in full swing they'll throw massive hissyfits.

He makes that exact same pose all the time.

Even the hands are the same, the right one covering the left.

Looking like an useless timid idiot is his entire political career.

Thanks Twitter.

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Since there's probably only 3 people that meet each person's special snowflake criteria of leftism, then adding one person in a year would swell their ranks by 33%.

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What a fucking year to be alive! I haven't been this smug since I caught my family in the double think of how whites can't make fun of us but it works the other way around.

Why?

Reminder that we have to meme one of three things:

1. Berniebots voting for Trump
2. Berniebots not voting
3. Berniebots voting for Bernie as a write-in

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Residuals probably.

Fuckin this. Britfags are more interested in our election than their own brexit it seems.

Option 3 is out. He joined Hillary.

The Quad City DJs wish they were this smug.

No anime girl beats Sachiko in smugness. She is smug.

When people protest like that, leaders of groups like blm can demand more money for their block of votes. It's the wrongest way to protest.

To be fair, Brexit is just a VERY strongly worded letter to their leaders that they want out of the EU. It's not legally binding but it would be politically suicide for their leaders to brush it off. Right now US politics are more interesting due to the sheer amount of bantz.

he is literally my only friend
I don't get out much

You know how pretty girls always have an ugly friend that makes them look better?

It's like that

There is nothing like delayed gratification.

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I can only imagine all the people who donated to his campaign right now.

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HAHAHAH this fucking pic

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Come on goys Hillary needs to pick someone jewish.

Think about it m'goys, the first Female President AND the first Jewish Vice President!

MAKING HISTORY GOYIM!

On this episode of things that never happened, a thing that never happened.

This means nothing. If she chooses him as vp that's trouble.

Hey man, you're the pretty girl. not the ugly friend.

Is that a gay Ron Perlman?

40th jewish controlled president

kek

A goverment controlled by LARPy academicians like Noam Chomsky employing an army of dumb poor people to systematically murder the "1%" and take control of every economical activity in the vacuum then created.

Brutal

the audacity of this kike
twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/752917634581082112
https:[email protected]/* *//forever-forward-ee015b23547a#.rj6hjf5cp

"I believe in the system, it's only bad because raycists voted for George Bush! Bill Nye said we would be colonizing the stars if not for you"

t. Average Millennial

Sort of

Personally, I would love being covered in head to toe to join in a RWDS mowing down illegals.

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"Dude weed love peace science and shit uhh.. lmao haha. The system is like.. uh pass that joint bro… the system is like oppresive cuz people are like uhh what was the word… people are like oppressed by the MAN man you know what im like uhh saying we need to stop the prisons are so big for little stuff like uh drugs and uh black people are unjustly put in prison because whites are oppressing them they dindu nuffin we are responsible becuz slavery ayo PASS DAT JOINT BRO"

t. Average Millennial

S-sick burn, Bernie!

I guess Trump was right for not debating second-place

Putting Bernie's name is not going to magically make that vote for Shillary. Unless fraud is involved

Hillary can't even contain her jubilation.

Fucking disgusting whore.

Today is a good day to be a salt miner.

Lame burn.

I'll always believe not doing that was a mistake. A lot of people that just hear about Trump through HuffPo or CNN would have actually listened to him and maybe found some common ground.

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That was weak as his campaign

Supposedly was a ploy to disqualify Trump from future debates for violating debate guidelines. It would have been extremely entertaining if it had happened, but I don't count it as a loss

I doubt that

Why would she? You forget that Hillary acts nice in public but is a monster in private. She would never allow someone who disagrees with her a high position, let alone a vp spot. She is merely using the jew and will dump him shortly. Anyone she chooses is someone she can control and manipulate at will.

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Lord he's good at this.

That's going after anonymoose too.

OK, not a lot. But some. And 'm not even saying they would have backed Trump, but that they would be more likely to stay at home after something like today happened.

Literally narcissistic.

That doesn't make him suddenly wrong though, Bernie. You just endorsed the personification of Wall Street, the very thing your 'revolution' was supposed to be fighting against. Trump was right to sniff out your lack of integrity and not indulge you.

This is the best way for a black man to get white pussy.

Aren't there some quotes of Bernie attacking the Democratic party?

He's jewish he doesn't use a computer he has goy-slaves to do that.

I didn't give a shit about the size so here

Probably some sap who does it for free posts for Bernie and forgot that he had to stay in character.

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He's technically independant, though votes 97% of the time

Should we do some shilling for Jill (((Stein))) on some Holla Forums-tier sites? No one who would ever vote for Trump would vote for her, but we might be able to get some leftyfags to support her, thereby cucking Shillary out of a few votes.

Just an idea, if anyone disagrees, I'll happily you out.

Nah dude, it would be a complete waste of time.

The kike knew back then that Trump was the highlight of this election and wanted to share the spotlight with him for a while to draw attention to himself, complete shameless attempt.

Rand Paul ( remember him ? ) tried to do the same to Bernie and Bernie also told him to fuck off.

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…this can't be real.

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I can't even describe the type of think that is. It's like double reverse, 360, counter belief, anti think.

Come on home Bernouts, Trump is your only hope.

They wouldn't know anything about politics, why drag them into it? also why does a white guy have three nigglets with him?

He didn't even manage to get TPP moved off the Democratic Party Platform. How can he realistically spin his failure as any sort of success or mission accomplished.

Also notice how he doesn't even look her in the eyes while he attacks? Trump will stare Hilary down and admonish to a level not even experienced by Jeb!

No fucking way that can be real.

probably. i remember him going off about shillary on more than one occasion as well once he realized the whole "nice guy" act wasn't doing shit. not that it matters, though. posters like that are trying to quell the people who are pissed about being conned by a guy that's been part of washington for longer than most of his supporters have been alive as being good for the party

360 no brain thinking.

They're his wife's sons.

No fucking way, that has to be fake.

lel

Too bad it isn't real.

Those are his wife's children.

Was it spaghetti?

Holy fucking hell what a bunch of faggots. They're actually getting paid for this shit.

These ones are real though, from 2013.

If you go to twitter.com/search?q=blacks from:realdonaldtrump&src=typd

You can consult the "The Donald 'Oracle of the Tower'" for useful pearls of wisdom to benefit your life.

Thats some good rhetoric. I can't wait for Trump to debate Shillary.

OT, but I do like it when people I like, like each other.

Of course it isn't real. The original said "Toddlers against Trump" I think.

NO! GOYS!!! don't you see? This all fits into the filthy kikes plans of electing Trump so he can prop up israel further! How disgusting of Trump to do this!!!

:^)
I just threw up in my mouth larping as a kike.

They're not actually puking or crying, it's just how leftists talk to exaggerate.

If trump wants to prop isreal up then why doesn't he just build a trump tower there? :^)

quick scrape of plebbit. they're either venting frustrations or larping out of their goddamn minds to try and shield themselves from reality

Holy shit that Dana White reply. How does that goy recover?

THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS
THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS
THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS
THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS
THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS
THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS
THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS
THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS
THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS
THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS
THIS IS THE BEST CHANCE TO GET PEOPLE TO VOTE TRUMP WE COULD POSSIBLY HAVE
COMPARE TRUMP TO BERNIE ON NORMALFAG SITES AND AQUIRE NEW TRUMP VOTERS

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I love that "He pushed her to the left" meme. He hasn't. As I mentioned above, TPP is still on the party platform. And I think she was always for the $15 wage.


I think the only person that can better Trump with bantz is Dana. That one cut so deep, the guy probably reevaluated his entire life.

???

They're trying to be like us now because they are scared and confused, but they'll never understand our methods.

PRAISE KEK AND CHECK MY DIGITS!

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couple more. probably going to go back this evening to find some more

WE ALL LOVE LAIN

AND LAIN LOVES US

couldn't do anything about the neck on hillary but here's some templates

It was all for nothing

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A part of them must have knew since day one that their "revolt" was nothing but large scale LARPing.

The VP will be a carpetmuncher. Dems wouldn't be satisfied with one dyke in the White House.

No dubs for you because they cannot ever understand or practice our memetic methods because they do not understand humor. Humor is an acknowledgement of the peculiar happenings of reality. Lefties are detached from reality so they will never be able to meme. Memes are shaped by reality and reality becomes shaped by meme's through the power of human action. We are the conduit through which kek moves concepts between reality and the meme space.

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a part of them they likely ignored. remember, this guy got over 200 million burgerbucks in donations

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I never laughed so hard in my life.

What a day.

We need a Bane edit of this situation

Trump is Bane
Hillary is CIA
Bernie is Pavel
DNC is the plane being crashed with no survivors

"If I call you a racist will you drop out?"
"It would be extremely painful"
"Your a politically incorrect goy!"
"For Jews"
etc

I would make it myself but I don't posses the skills to make it good enough to meme

post this everywhere

lol what a faggot

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Jesus ron how are you even still alive?

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Bernie is one hell of a jew

Bernie for Israeli PM 2020
Feel the Bern

twitter.com/JokeAuthority/status/698714798415069185
twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=from:realDonaldTrump whales&src=typd

Smug pro-Trump spics are exactly what we need. Unleash your smug upon the tacos with maximum prejudice.

you'll still have to go back though

I particularly like the second picture, because of the >progressive issues are part of the mainstream dialogue.
>what is the Wage Gap myth

Meanwhile, with Donald Trump, we have:
>Brexit

the fuck? Is it the official CNN account? What the fuck????

The money now goes to the Clinton campaign, since they both ran for the Democratic nomination and she is now the nominee. He doesn't just walk away with millions and stick it in a checking account somewhere.

Refunds don't come into it. Ask anybody who donated money to literally any losing candidate in the history of Democracy.

savage

And Bernie probably "found" some money that the Clinton foundation "lost" so this would happen.

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The memes, Jack.

That's not how it works. Comrade Sanders may donate the campaign funds to any candidate of his choosing. He will probably transfer all of it to his Senate campaign and use it buy votes for his communist causes in the Senate.

toplel

Better than a zinger tbh. It's fucking brutal, right to the point, and everyone can understand it. More than anything else he's posted, this one will cut the Bern victims to the core.

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How's leftypol looking? Reddit is a good salt mine, but leftypol salt would be tastier.

half the replies are that automated spam bot that says "delete your account" like its the funniest thing ever.

I don't even get how its clever on a leddit or 9gag level.

:^)

The Communist Clinton New Network everybody

shillary said it once to trump and now it's the default response of the shillary brigade

Commiebros on suicide watch and it's beautiful.

top kek

Bernie ran the most jewish US Presidential campaign in history:


With jews, you lose.

(checked)

I am so fucking smug right now, and Duane is intensifying my smugness.

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He's just playing the game!!
t. leftypol

wew
twitter.com/RonPaul/status/752933962666749952

Why m8?

That doesn't quite look like Bernie, from the side, anyway.

Well, if that isn't proof the shit is going to hit the fan I don't know what is.

I love how much Trump is D+Cing Bernie's supporters.

NO REEEEEEFUNDS BURNOUTS

HURT ME*

It's small but contains everything you should love and hold dear.

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they only say 3 things

"y-you're a child rapist! I h-have proof! No I don't need to show it to you!"

"delete your account."

"RACIST BIGOT SHITLORD"

actually, that's about 99 percent of the replies on his twitter.

oy vey whites don't know what it's like to be poor you racist bastid

Here are some recent (June 22, 2016) campaign donation numbers from the NYT for reference if anyone wants them.

*archive wouldn't save page correctly so go to source from there if you wish.

archive.is/3h2J7

Meanwhile the cost of goods and services likely go up to make up for it.

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i forgot how he mentioned the current year in his little virtue signalling response. i'm glad to see this faggot's supporters cry

WAS BERN'N A HOLE THROUGH YOUR SAVINGS PART OF YOUR PLAN

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The absolute fucking madman!

SANDERS BTFO

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rekt

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Today on Kikebook

(checked)

Can you feel it? The bernouts are purging the bluepill from their systems.

Can you feel it? They are hungry for the truth now.

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DOES ANYONE ELSE REMEMBER THE NH PRIMARY?

When the first CD rolled in at midnight Trump only got like 1 vote and even YEB! beat him or something.

Now look at what we've done.

post this picture places to trigger bern victims

ayy lmao

The salt israel.
Looks like the Green Party and Lolberts are taking advantage of this.

You mean Iowa?

Saul-T QT

w-would you?

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man he's on top of this shit.

What did Bernie mean by this?
twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/752909492954607616

Ahhh yes. I got it confused because thinking about it has a rush of the happiness and smug chemicals to my brain.

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Where did this stat? I keep seeing it on twitter.

They won't get a chargeback. Some may, when CC companies start noticing a pattern they'll just start immediately denying them.

Why debate Hillary's sidekick when I will debate the real deal, you cuck?

That he's a third person referencing douche?

Those are numbers from April. Did you even read your own images?

OC lads.

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sanders the eternal jew bum.

stole over 160 million us dollar form lost kiddies and disabled people. some of them took loans and donated it to his campaign.


JUDE

no you wont get a penny back. sanders is now rich. he stole the money indirectly.

A jew endorsing another jew.
Oy freaking Vey

Did anyone doubt this?
I think Bernieshekelstein stayed in as long as he did to remove all those burdensome shekels from the idiot pot-smoking leftists that "donated" their food,rent,boyfriend's,father's,etc money to him.

t was a twitter meme and someone managing her account coopted it, making it poisonous. Thaty's why I'm telling you bros, CNN talking about tfw is bad news.

Trump suggested that they have a debate, but ultimately decided that it wouldn't be appropriate for the Republican presumptive nominee to debate the second place runner for the democrats.

It's funny because

What a fucking tweet. He went right for the jugular. Trump really knows his enemy's. He must be keen to know that Bernie supporter are the same as the occupy movement.

I'd turn her into a real woman.

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If she chose him it would be to prevent burnout switching to trump. She might not like bernie but she desperately wants the office more.

Cutting off her dick does not make her a woman unless she identifies as one, you fucking shitlord.

I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

can any of you niggers who knows how to use twatter get #SelloutSanders trending?

commies gonna com

Just kill me fam

Back in April some girl named Katie Johnson claimed Donald Trump touched her beef flaps on Jeffery Epstein's pedo party plane.

the lawsuit was filed without the help of an attorney yet the suit was clearly written by someone with a lot of law experience. The woman in question also claimed to have less than 200 bucks so as to avoid submitting personal info. It was later discovered that the address and phone number she listed were fake. The media dropped it soon after since it was a dead end.

Hill shills don't care about pesky things like evidence and logical process, those are the tools of the patriarchy.

"Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked."

STOP the nigger speak or go to tumblr.

this tbh fam

archive.is/YDVWN

lol.

Is she a jew?

Look at that hug, his body language and facial expression. Bernie is afraid of her.

Triggered, 1337fag?

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Was Himmler actually genetically German? If I didn't know any better and had to guess, I would say he was a Japanese officer.

It was against the rules and would have meant that all Trump/Hillary debates would be cancelled.

Trump baited Bernie and reeled him the fuck in.

"A-At least i am not Hillary!"
"O-Oh well, Let's all vote for Hillary!"
― Freeshitman

@6681337
lol y so mad??

how do you go from being a bernout to posting on a white supremacy meme forum?

I have a good group of friends who frequent nazi anime white supremacy image boards who wouldnt let me go down that path

I agree with you 100% my excellent good fam.

twitter.com/_97701/status/752931581627551744

No, we already have one.

You need to study your X is not white memes more dude.

Yes nigger, I read it. Said it was based on numbers released in April but article had been updated in June.

Yeah, but he just squinted a lot because he thought it made him look cool.

HOL UP
Can we try to capitalize on this and meme bernouts to boycott and dont vote? i think making them vote Trump is unlikely since in their minds he's a nazi etc. so maybe right course of action would be to make them not vote? Boycott the Bern or something

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interns wrote it

Good video.

Why do you think Japan was called the Prussia of the East?

Salt.

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anyone have the animated version of the first pic?

I CAN'T
I CAN'T BREATH

Just last night I was walking out of my local Home Depot picking up some spray paint for some personal stuff I am working on. One woman looks from a few checkout lines over, and sees my glorious red hat. A scowl instantly adorned her face, I smile, and I walk out. Here's when it gets really good. So I'm walking out because my car is way in the back of the parking lot because most of the other trees were taken and there was no other shade, when I see the same woman in an SUV pulling around one of those little mulch mounds towards the exit which should be right past me. Right as she's pulling by me she jerks the wheel extremely hard to the right and floors it straight toward me, but right as I see this I jump to the side into one of those cart parking spot things. She flies by and I catch a glimpse of a blue bumper sticker with white text, she loses control of the vehicle and smashes the tail of the car into a light post right as I stumble out from amongst shopping carts. I run over to the car to see if she's okay and some other people come over as well, but as I put my head near the open window she says to me "I'm so so so sorry, my mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken tendies and I literally shrieked at her and hit the plate of chicken tendies out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her." I tell her it's fine as someone begins to call 911, but she continues "I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in California???? This is so fucked."

I hope that's someone trolling because it's too retarded

Let the bernbabbies cry their eyes out. They should've known better.

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90% certain this is bait from that line alone

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Reminds me of this.

Or comfort them so they vote for your candidate.
They understand emotion more than logic.

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This, now is the time so act all "humane" and "kind" to trick these retards into supporting us instead and then laugh as we ditch them as hard as Bernie after they cast a Trump vote

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FUCKIN' WASTED

That's it. I'm coming out of the Trump closet. I'm posting this on kikebook.

What can anyone even say to this? It's not wrong. It's 100% accurate. Even a Bernout can't refute this. This analogy is perfect.

I'd like to believe at least a quarter of his supporters will finally see the light, but sadly it's much easier to just imagine the naive continuing to follow him over the cliff in the end.


Because they now know it doesn't mean anything. Got really cocky for a few days, insisted they threw off their cuck shackles, then all of their leaders quit on them when they need them most.

you guys still think the left uses logic, and it's fucking sad

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We don't have to ditch them once we make them take the red pill. They'll be the same us,only newer than us…

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tbh I thought this was a gun to kill slugs at first

autism prevented me from realizing the joke before reading your post

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Aren't Unions paid for with money right out of the pocket of the American worker ?

If yes then this kike actually got millions out of the very people he claim to care the most just to sellout at the last minute.

You've wasted a year of trolling idiots on kikebook. My kikebook has become synonymous with fear to them.

It's a parody video of what liberals will think will happen when Trump wins.

Is she even human?

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i can't understand what the fuck they're saying

pretty sure it was the rules between the gop and the dems that put a stop to that.

this

Are you a sadist?

Think Lyle is secretly redpilled?

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WEWLAD

ESTA PASANDO

The meme is fulfilled. 1 more to go.

They're to harvest our meme magic

We can't use that term anymore, it's cancer now

Just like when Hillary tried to do that "delete your account" memeroo

I don't know. Where that was from?

It really gave me a kind of.. HIGH ENERGY! I must do that to a girl!!!

Source?

Go on take the money and run

wud?

that could easily be turned around at them

what did he mean by this

Video closed, opinion ignored.

that's a great fucking idea

i graduated last fall and i'm still going to do it

This one's goin in the libshit salt folder

WAT
A
T

Holla Forums WAS JUST THE BEGINNING
THE WHOLE WORLD IS WHAT'S NEXT
OUR MEMETIC FUTURE IS UPON US

On music?

see, that's how you make a political parody. You don't try to cram your opinions down everyone's throats, just turn up every niggling complaint up to 11 and shine a light on how ridiculous the whole thing is.

sometimes it take a bit for the reality to hit that you're childhood friends are becoming your enemies

How many Berntards will start getting redpilled today? Maybe not a whole lot, since they're Berntards in the end, but a few will start to connect that dots.

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Yeah, thanks.

>MFW

Zero. They don't swallow red pills.

A lot of Holla Forums were former libtards ya know.

Un-Hypnotizing a Rabid Anti-Trumper
Persuasion: Trump has five decades of acting rational in business dealings, and getting along with people all over the world, including China and Russia. By now you would have heard stories of Trump being a loose cannon in his business dealings if such a thing had happened. We are hearing no stories of that nature. And people don’t suddenly change character at age 70. (That last sentence is the important one.)

How risky is Trump? Consider that Trump has never had an alcoholic beverage. He was against the Iraq war. He doesn’t want boots on the ground in Syria. He wants a strong military to discourage war. Trump personally gains nothing from war, but he has a lot to lose, including every building with his name on it. Putin already seems to like Trump. They are similar characters in terms of their persuasion talents. And it wouldn’t hurt to be on good terms with Russia while we go after ISIS. Trump seems to have that relationship covered.

Trump has been negotiating with the Chinese for years, with no problems yet. And the Chinese leaders are not children. They got their positions by being great deal-makers, like Trump. They might not want to negotiate against Trump, but they aren’t afraid of his personality type. Trump often tells us that his first bid in any negotiation is super-aggressive. China knows it too. They are not naive. They can tell the difference between a negotiator and a madman.

Persuasion: Ask how many bankruptcies Trump has had. Most people say between 5-10. Then ask how many entities Trump has his name on. The answer is about 500. Then ask if that is a good performance for an entrepreneur who is often trying things in new fields. (Asking questions in that fashion is good persuasion technique. It removes the adversarial frame and gives the person a sense of coming to a new conclusion without pressure.)

Then explain how licensing works. Trump puts his name on various products and he gets paid even if the product or company does poorly in the end. That’s an example of Trump taking the LEAST risk in a deal. The other parties take larger risks and frequently fail. Trump gets paid either way. All parties to the deals have lawyers who review everything. Trump isn’t taking advantage of people with his licensing deals. Licensees are knowingly accepting the riskier side of the deal because they also have the biggest potential upside.

Trump doesn’t like risk. We see it in lots of ways. For example, Trump has never been in a physical fight. He asked his wives to sign prenups. He creates separate entities so some can go bankrupt without bringing down the rest. He licenses his name so he gets paid even if the company buying the license does not make a profit. And he diversifies his portfolio to reduce exposure to any one risk.

Based on everything we see, Trump consistently tries hard to avoid risk in everything he does. And people don’t change character at age 70.

The exceptions to Trump’s risk-avoidance include some of the provocative stuff he is saying during the campaign. That behavior looks risky to most observers, but it was exactly what got him the Republican nomination. Evidently, Trump takes risks when doing so makes sense.

they prefer suppositories

Trump has never mentioned race beyond pointing how how many African-Americans and Latinos support him. Ask your anti-Trumper to offer evidence otherwise. Then point out…


If the topic of Judge Curiel comes up, point out that all human beings are biased by their life experiences. Ask anti-Trumpers if they think Curiel would be comfortable at his next family gathering if his verdict favors Trump. (Notice the question form of persuasion again.)

Acknowledge that Trump was offensive when he attacked the judge’s parental connections to Mexico. But note that it is also good persuasion and good legal strategy. It puts the judge in the tough spot of either siding with Trump or appearing biased if he does not.

Then point out that only the Democrats are talking about race. And all of that race talk has been divisive. Trump has literally never said a negative thing about race during this election. (Professional pundits will talk about Trump’s so-called “racist dog-whistles,” but normal voters do not mention it. They don’t know what it means.)

Persuasion: Clarify to the subject of your persuasion that Trump only wants to discriminate against non-citizens. That is literally the job description of a president.

For context, point out that Islam is unique among religions in that it includes an order from God that Muslims should overthrow any government that is not compatible with Islam. Moderate Muslims around the world ignore that part of the religion, but refugees are coming from places where it is considered mandatory.

I don’t think other religions have a mandatory requirement to overthrow the government. So comparisons to other religions are nonsense. And the job of the president includes knowing when to make exceptions.

If you think we can screen Muslim immigrants well enough to stop all of the terrorists and future revolutionaries, just think about any job in which you had coworkers. Remember how incompetent some of them were? Those are the types of people screening immigrants. Does that feel safe to you?

Persuasion:

Trump is offensive in the way he has talked about women. But keep in mind that Trump has offended nearly everyone at some point. The way to know your persuasion is working is that your subject will change the topic instead of addressing your point.

Example:

Don’t allow the topic to change. Instead, say again whatever you said just before it did. Make each point about three times, with slightly different wording each time. After the third restatement of your point, without an objection from your subject, allow the topic to change. It means you won.

blog.dilbert.com/post/146157026376/how-to-un-hypnotize-a-rabid-anti-trumper

thats so ridiculous im not even mad

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what wud?

I used to be a Stalinist.

Being a actual liberal is something i could never understand.

More salt.

For the amount of shit Psychicpebbles gives liberals on twitter, it didn't surprise me he would involve himself in parodies.

I used to support some pretty socjus ideas, I got redpilled by going to college ironically enough.

sanders will get literally nothing politically speaking when this is all said and done.

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Hey you know, whenever we see a reply in one of those categories, we should just post >(1), or >(2), ect.

It would make things much easier

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You don't have to censor names here. Welcome to Holla Forums!

Is that retard rally implying people that only have 20ish years to live will see the worst of a potential collapse of the US?

I just can't even really just.

Oh the address wasn't fake, it just so happened to be the NYC apartment of a 75 year old dead man, who had passed away months before, and who's apartment was an empty shell taken over by squatters.

So yeah, nothing fishy there goyim.

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If that's an 88 there's no fucking way that penetrated bunkers

She's already a used up cumrag at the age of 20.

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The media's hypocrisy never fails to astound me.

BERNIE CUCK SANDERS

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So, 24 notches on her belt? Slags nowadays are fucking disgusting.

Isn't he 73?

dubs for the dubs gods

Do you happen to have that ahegao emoji picture that isn't artifacted to fuck? It's giving me visual aids to see that shit.

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If it didn't have AIDS I wouldn't be posting it on Holla Forums and Holla Forums.

Dick really does wear women out.

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You don't like moldy roast beef?

Who do you think we are?

It’s copypasta, by the way.
reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/4sia9k/well_i_hope_you_baby_boomer_assholes_are_happy/

CRASHING THIS NETWORK

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taste it

Those are just the dicks she's had on Tinder. The non-Tinder dickcount is surely high as well.

w0t?

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Nice dubbels. It's something I noticed at University, all the women (most especially the prog slags) looked absolutely used up not two or three years later. They just looked…tired. Out of shape, lethargic, disheveled and ugly. It was really disturbing.

Yep. There's a reason for that. See:

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it's called:

THE 1000 COCK STARE

we need to keep this idea alive

tfw this used to be me

kek

underrated video.

a dicking every month

It's okay user. It's not uncommon to have that phase.

A different dick doing the monthly dicking.

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A DIFFERENT DICK EVERY MONTH

fucking saved

Its a generation of Dunning-Kruger babies.

ALL DOSE PEOPLE

ALL DOSE TENDIES

topkek

Knowing Millennials, she probably fucked around 6 guys and is lying because she thinks being a whore is a status symbol.

I genuinely feel sorry for the burnouts, they were tricked to believe he was anti-establishment.

i know this is late but this is absolute fucking garbage

i work at starbucks, residual placeholder job still after graduating uni

that 5% increase is the same as what we used to have, when raises were based on performance not

that we get now ie; a flat rate for those with a solid work ethic and the stupid shitlib leftoid mouth breathing faggots this garbage kike company is known for hiring

the raise of the avergage sbux drone is about 50 cents capped

meanwhile, corporate raises are in the 4 to 5 figure area

the drones don't even get a whole figure.

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Seriously?

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Knowing millennials I'd guess the opposite. She's lying with a much lower number because of the patriarcchy.

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Yes my college friends are burnouts and they had high hopes for him.

Dear God, please let this happen.

Anything else we can do to fuel the flames?

Encourage rioting, due to Bernie betraying his voters and playing them for fools?

They're bern victims now.

Autist.

So?
Despite people warning them of all the signs that he's yet another jewish commie, nihil novi, they always acted all high and mighty, feeling superior to everyone else because they felt they were "progressive".
Fuck them.

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Last for Trump

Turn out this poor little sod ("My mom makes me dress like this") was just beating the rush.

If anyone needs free education it's you user.

well made, this appeals to my online experience

kek

Damn