Let's a... have a fun game senpai~

Kind of bored, and remember there was a game played here when the exodus thingy happened… So why not just play it here

rules are easy… the selected post number will decide what action will take… meanwhile you may roll a dice (d20, a'la DnD) to see if it's a success, a fail, or somewhere in between…

of course dubs, trips, and shit like that are auto-win (same goes with nat 20 and nat 1)

here we go~

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So, it's morning and you've been… rudely awaken by a girl… yelling to you


Her cheek puffs, and clearly she's annoyed by you being a lazy bum

Got anything to say to her?

3, 5, or 2 decide

I say
"sorry sis i was just waiting for the op to deliver and of course he never did"

She looks at you with a dumbfound face…


She sighs


She left your room… with a face of disgust

Well, you manage to weird her out. What are you doing now, genius?

Start stroking my cock until she walks back in, pretending to have caught me changing underpants

reroll

fuck

o yea right, shitty me

2, 7, or 9 decides

Rolled 4 (1d20)
i think to myself as i get dressed and head out of my bedroom
I see her in the hallway walking out the door when I say

...

(wow I took 2 dubs…)


(i'm assume you're rolling deception)
You say with a shitty grin on your face. She's not amuse…


She checks her phone, and she panics


I guess you're REALLY screw her up… somehow…


Oh yeah… she's FREAKING OUT. Try… consoling her, maybe?

9, 5, or 1 get (and if you roll, do please say what you roll)

roll for properly calm mood
"you're so cute when you stutter"
"calm down, we used to skip school all the time in middle school and only now you start to care"

Rolled 7 (1d20)
reroll

Rolled 9 (1d20)
fuck man i dont want to roll everytime roll

Rolled 3 (1d20)
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroll

You attempt a pretty… shitty way to calm the fucking mood


She yells… thank GOD nobody's at the house. She squats,and start mumbling some…stuff

Girly looks up


Well, clearly she still cares about her future… unlike you

0, 8, and 4 get

I'll go but I still need to eat my tendies

Rolled 19 (1d20)
i think to myself

I grab her hand and start heading for the front door
"lets go, we can still catch the next train and explain to the sensei what happened"
(rolling for her to calm down and come with me)

rerollu

Rolled 20 (1d20)
rerollerino

Rolled 20 (1d20)
rollerin

Rolled 11 (1d20)
roll or die

Rolled 13 (1d20)
fucking ass crack rollll

re

stop being so greedy user
also how do you roll like that

Rolled 6 (1d20)

Rolled 19 (1d20)
god damnit

Rolled 6 (1d20)
under hide post options there is a dye thingy

(holy shit a dub!)

She groans as she hears those words came out of your stupid mouth


She's really pissed man…


With that… she left the building. You CAN… chase her… OR…. slack off like a bloody hikimokori you are…

any even number get!

Rolled 11 (1d20)
ayyy

Rolled 3 (1d20)
chase her

Rolled 14 (1d20)
this

Rolled 1 (1d20)
man now you don't the tendies you fucker

Rolled 7 (1d20)
I want the tendies but she has to get in the kitchen and make em

So you chase her down… sadly your fat as fuck.. now you're tired

At least you manage to catch up to her… Apparently she's crying in the park (so romantic…)

She looks at you, with a puzzled-ish look


She sounds angry… probably cheer her up a bit?

1, 2 or 3 gets

Rolled 16 (1d20)
heh

Rolled 3 (1d20)

"why did you wake me up anyways, if you are always bullying me and calling me stupid?"

(rolling for her secret love for me)

Rolled 8 (1d20)
rolling'

Rolled 6 (1d20)
reroll

I hope she got paid for that. Like, a lot.

Rolled 5 (1d20)


I think oppu is exclusively doing the talking for the girl fam

no shit thats what i (we) said i just forgot the > on the second part

Rolled 7 (1d20)
ohh shit
nevermind me then

She reluctantly take your offer


Well, you two walk… She notices you're looking at her… weird


(as for the roll, you got shit senpai)

Well she's a bit angry… and let's just say you two aren't.. in the right term…

4, 8, or 0 get

(rolling for her to stop bully me)
:(

Rolled 3 (1d20)
rolling dice because it went away when i refreshed the page

She quickly punches you as you say those exact word


Oh now she's REALLY pissed


She continue to punch you a second time… out of anger I assume…


Ok now she's breaking down…

QUICK DEFUSE THE SITUATION!

4, 9, or 1 get!

Rolled 7 (1d20)


I start walking ahead of her trying to hide the tears in my eyes

(rolling for sadness scale)

(sadness scale: pretty cheesy)

As you walk.. she grabs you by the puss- I MEAN the shoulder… definitely your shoulder


She yelps… maybe in disbelieve by what you just said…


She looks down, shakes her head then proceed to hug you. And continue crying…


Well, she's opening up to you… and bawling her eyes out

What'cha gonna do, big guy?

1, 9, or 5 get

Rolled 14 (1d20)

You continue hugging


being the first time she ever hugs me, i get a hard and it is pushed up against her

I just continue hugging her


(rolling for love meter)

Rolled 11 (1d20)
re

Rolled 20 (1d20)
ree

(…a dub and a nat20, now that's creepy)

She chuckles, and let go of you


She opens up her clothes, and she's FILLED with a lot of writings, you could even see a vibrator


with that.. you feel a sharp and cold… feeling

Wait, that's actually the knife… someone stab you from the back


Heh… your sight is fading away.. slowly… surely… and dark

Should have go to school, user…

Rolled 5 (1d20)
(rolling for it was all a dream)

(dubs says yes)

You're awaken, jerk by the sudden surprise of the weird dream…

You're in front of the computer, with a tab of some weird imageboard…

Lonely… in a dark room… it's all a dream user… just a dream…

I decide to sudoku, the next poster decides the method and how to obtain any relevant items.

woops forgot my dice

Rolled 19 (1d20)

fuck my ass

Rolled 10 (1d20)


reroll

well that was fun while it lasted