Brit/pol/ #1066 - Battle of Hastings/William the Conqueror Edition

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I was 14 lad I'm no Jacob Rees-Mogg

I can still hear the jingle in my head

fuckin normies

Making me feel ancient now, lad.

Lel, you too?

fuckin normalfags

Halfbreeds out

fug
*normanfags

nth for concealing your psychosis by acting out via a proxy badger.

MUMMY

Wewlads those adverts really paid off

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Just fuck my shit up to be quite honest lads.

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Who else here used to have a pudding-bowl mullett because you wanted long hair but mummy wouldn't allow it so you kicked up a fuss so she had to meet you half-way?

Is there anywhere we can safely chat or chill out without the yanks or the autists following, lads? Kind of tired of it tbh

Holy fucking nostalgia lad

Fuck me, next you'll be saying you used to watch Arthur and then simpsons at tea time.

I didn't ask for these feels, lad

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Pfft. Fucking 90s kids…

Lad we're going to take you all the way back

some weird racist ancap is doing a livestream

based, was like a proto-version of the internet.

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More like Faggon Empire tbh

Ever get the myths when you entered Secondary?

"Mr. Hodges once used a guillotine on a kid for messing around"

God we were innocent, now I see kids who look like my niece wearing mini skirts and boob tubes.

I am sure the Job centre will call any day now and give me a job.

tfw no more teletext video game reviews

Remember when all the kids a few eyars above you told you they were going to dunk your head in the toilet on your first day?

we're pulling for ya lad

Is there a way to extend support to Andrea Leadsom? I'm wishing we can convince her to run again, if it's possible. The problem with people complaining about a candidate quitting because of abuse is that they usually just stand pat, don't offer any support, then talk down on the candidate as a quitter.

Any medieval games I can play to celebrate this thread?

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NTH FOR BASED GINNS

Holy fuck, lad.

Our teacher told us there was a boy who fell backwards and clipped the table and his ear came off.

The irony being that my accent is just as strong Yorkshire.

Both of the Medieval Total War games

Kingdom Come: Deliverance looks like it will be good.

Oh shit, nigger. I remember feeling really clever when I figured out how to navigate through it at the age of 7.

non-uniform days

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The controls for medeval 2 are shocking

be careful user you don't know how that story can end.

I think she might be offered a place on May's Cabinet, but personally, I hope she doesn't do it for the sake of her integrity.

Nope, it's not possible, sadly. The Tories have no stomach for another leadership tussle.

Very true. I'd say keep an eye out for Andrea all the same. She might play a key role in future Brexit negotiations, but that's assuming she isn't stopped by the Tory leadership.

"press reveal for answers"

We were so unused to non-whites that the only half-black kid we knew was called 'Paki Adam'.

Just reposting this from the last thread to see if anyone had a similar experience

A NORMAN SAW TO ENGLISH OAK
ON ENGLISH NECK A NORMAN YOKE
A NORMAN SPOON TO ENGLISH DISH
AND ENGLAND RULED AS NORMANS WISH
BLITHE WORLD IN ENGLAND NE'ER WILL BE MORE
TILL ENGLAND'S RID OF ALL THE FOUR

Anyone old enough to remember this in school?

Half my family has a pakistani second name, count yourself lucky lad.

MAXIMUM OVERFEEL

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ttpw?

i remember the music

OUT.

I bet you're a fucking Carswell poster too.

WHY LIVE?

I know exactly how he ended up lad. He's a flamboyant gay person

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he had to move back to Ireland to care for my granny after she broke her knee

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lol boys will be boys.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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wew

twitter.com/TheeCurrentYear/status/752588413316927488

Ex-NYPD Yank booty blasts a black man live on air

Foreigners ruined everything, tbh

William the Bastard

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Nope.

Also nope, carswell is a cuck. The only pics I have of him are him being hit during some protest.

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LADS…

COMFY SPOOPS

Yeah, boys school isn't particularly fun. Sure, there are moments but all the self-restraint boys have around girls is just gone.

I remember it being really a dog eat dog world.

Filtered.

MISTAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

Yep. I can say absolutely without irony that my life began to go downhill during my high school years - we were merged with an Asian school, there were too many students, too many unqualified teachers and too many faux-race riots for anything of worth to get done.

I turned out okay, I guess, but I'll never experience life as my father had. Instead I know blacks in jail for drug dealing and Asians who're in jail for (I shit you not) paedophilia and bomb making.

Lads im going down memory lane here, i still have my shirt from the last day of primary school. Remember going round and signing each other's polo shirts?

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I wonder what happened to Brum lads…

Why-Bird Master Race

White boy can't handle the BPP Big Paki Posts.

Why did he do it, lads?

Th-thanks for signing my post off Satan.

Still got mine too. Phone numbers written on too. Wonder if some of em still live there.

He's in a museum at bourton on the water

Remember when English people used to have gardens rightmove.co.uk/house-prices/detailMatching.html?prop=31185579&sale=1527061&country=england

I found it nicer tbh. People cared a lot less about social status because there were no girls to impress

Puts you in your place pretty sharpish.

Running home every day because you didn't want to get seen by the lads that'd hang around after school and get pushed around makes you much more easy with being a social recluse later on in life.

It's not that expensive, lad.

YES OP

I was looking forward to this thread

Some good news.

Thanks lad.

School must be a nightmare for kids these days. We can make it great again with grammar schools and a voucher system. Higher standards of teaching too, more white males.

There was a fat Paki in my school who filmed a ginger lass early in the day and got caught later in one of his lessons wanking to it.

What is wrong with Pakis?

LADS I DIDN'T WANT THESE FEELS

Centuries of inbreeding lad (not kidding)

It's literally the world's arse crack

Biggest cunt in history apart from Tony Blair, at least he had an agonising death

why not a front garden like previous generations had

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Given the state of the party at the moment, they can quite easily back down, and most of their MPs would be absolved.

Freaks tbh

Th-they were just so excited to be leaving school, that they ran straight out, right lads?

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It all depends on where you live and the quality soil. My front yard's no good for anything except ornamental plants, unfortunately.

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Michael Gove?

Cuckswell just can't handle the bantz.

Lad, that reminds me of a guy in my class who downloaded a video of some girl getting blacked and went round showing it to everyone in P7 one by one.

He was also the guy that got all the boys in our year including me to pull down our trousers simultaneously in the playground and walk about as normal afterwards once in P2.

ffs Bailey

#Exodus

Holy fuck this is cancer

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Beat me to it

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REMINDER THAT 1066 WAS THE YEAR ENGLAND DIED

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jews_in_England#Norman_England.2C_1066.E2.80.931290

Pretty much, I found the social situations so stranger while I was in college with boys and girls in the class, but when the girls left it became a much more lad environment, for lack of a better word.

tbh i actually respect you for posting this ttpw.

So what you're saying is we should blame the frogs?

I was always a Harold Hardrada lad tbh

What a comfy thread

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teletext.org.uk/index.php?cat=30_Archived-nbsp~Pages&page=41_Digitiser-nbsp~1995-1998

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October 24th, nevar 4get ;_;

Brewers Fayre?

POB reminds me of 'Naga Munchetti'

You can never call William a Frenchman lad, he's Norman. Doing so really annoys the French and that's as imperative to our nation as breathing.

I was on the leaflet of the latter with my best friend

what's it like when there are boys and girls?

Ameribro here, is there a general/NA verdun Holla Forums group?

what happened, lads?

OH RIGHT. I REMEMBER

I HAD TO BE AWAY FROM SCHOOL A LOT BECAUSE OF DICK MUTILATION DOC

HE'S RUINED MY LIFE IN SO MANY WAYS AND I CAN'T DO ANYTHING BUT GO AND PISS ON HIS GRAVE

I BET HIS FINAL THOUGHTS OR WORDS WAS ABOUT HOW HE FUCKED UP MY DICK. AND I BET HE DIED WITH A SMILE ON HIS FACE

MUMMY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Thanks user.

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bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p040cvp9/robot-wars-meet-the-house-robots
HOLY FUCK THE NOSTALGIA IS REAL

Wew lad, spoiler that next time, please.

ANDY PANDY

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Seriously lads. Go on twatter and search #exodus

Prepare to vomit

>tfw you can't use this poem to talk about the EU or immigrants because the book ends with reconciliation and the forging of the English identity
I've not read any of Scott's work, even though I lived in Kenilworth for a while. My backlog is too big.

are you david reimer?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer

Oh my God, this is too much

Lads i want to go back, primary school was before my grandad and mum died. I'm almost crying lads, almost

Lad, we're enjoying nostalgia.

At least give us a hint of what it is…?

That's the rubbish that's on the Beeb right now, isn't it?

just make it end

Fucks sake lads I was literally a pawn in the Jewish scheme.

How young are you people? When Beyblade came out I was 14 and some brownies I knew brought Beyblades with giant metal spinners on them.

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Imagine the emotional guilt-tripping we've had for the past 3 years about fucking Syrians drowning their kids and inject it with a tonne of steroids. It's infuriating.

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wew lad

Nah. Thank God my doctor wasn't really a sick fuck, just a shit doctor.

>because the book ends with reconciliation and the forging of the English identity
maybe that can be an analogy for immigrants and remainers accepting being outside the eu and adopting british culture?

Still have mine too.
Dunno how to feel about this tbh, I never stood a chance.

Schools fucked up lad.

Everything becomes about them instead of having fun with the lads, but that's not to say you can't have fun while they are there.

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I've seen his frown, and it's like looking down the barrel of a gun and it goes off.

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what lad

Can you lads ease off on the nostalgia posting, please?

YES, YESS, THE GOYS MUST LEARN

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She sounds like an angel tbh.

Remember that God's gonna win on your behalf m8.

Simpler times tbh

for fuck's sake, man. What the fuck was media and politics like before multiculturalism?

LAd let us have it, it was a time before Britain was fucked and everything seemed so good.

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FIRE UP THE TWITPOST CANNONS

he botched my dick surgery.

So on Wednesday May will officially be our new PM.

bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120

Well fuck.

Time to weaponise Alice Gross against them. They didn't seem to mind using Joe's Cock during the referendum.

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

It's not that I don't enjoy it, it's just shitting up the thread a bit.

THESE FEELS LADS

Mr Mitchell is going to get FUCKED UP

you're like 8 hours late

Maybe, but the Normans became the elite and contributed about 1/2 of English vocabulary

i miss demo cd's

Risking life & limb on an innertube through choppy waters to get bennies.

This is a bully free zone. Leave now.

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Remember when that dead little arab boys parents crossed from Turkey just for the dad to get new teeth?

LEL

A couple of select motion pictures and they forget about Cologne, Stockholm, Rotherham, Oxford…

She was lad, she was a really good teacher, probably my favourite tbh.

Don't care lad, fuck off.

Is that what all the nostaliga posting is about? I understand, its nice to go somewhere comfy when all hope seems lost. Let's remember better times lads.

how so

Enough.

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in the 90s it was more about Tory sleaze, one MP shagged a hooker while wearing a football kit. A few took bribes for asking questions in parliament. Some problems with the EU and ERM and black wednesday. A lot of guff about the royals and Princess Diana. Apart from that it was a much simpler and much more optimistic time.

Can't wait for the Zulu remake where one of the main characters is a Zulu warrior who falls in love with a white woman and the theme is that racism is bad.

Not everyone has a past they'd like to run from, lad.

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Too many feels itt tbh lads.
Going to bed now.
I have work in the morning and have to pay bills and do other adult stuff.
Fucks sake lads.

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Why do these people all sound the exact same? Fucking creeps me out tbh

twitter.com/mrmitchell78/status/752602848207245312

laaaaaadddss

smh, are you new, lad? I was born with hypospadias which requires surgery and then I needed several surgeries after the initial one since it only made things worse. smh

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(((They))) smash him, and his body may burn.
(((They))) crash him, but they know he'll return to live again.

Are you me?
I had all three.

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They have no logical weight to their arguments so they have to rely on turbo-charged adjectives to push their sinister agenda

Night lad, I'll be off to bed soon.

Because they're bots controlled by PR firms

what fun can you have when girls are there? how could a girl let things still be about fun with the lads instead of that mixed social thing?

what did she say would happen?

I feel like I remember a simpler time too tbh

laddddddddddd stopppppppppppp

Oh ok. I remember you now.

smh

youtube.com/watch?v=jls0kCeadQs

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

tbf the autistic kid would've eventually broke it anyway

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I can't handle these feels lads

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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Had the first two and a cowboy version of the second.

I also had a Spiderman with his own car, why did he need his own car? I don't know lads, but it looked snazzy.

DIVERSITY IS A STRENGTH

youtube.com/watch?v=kcbhHOZZXnI

I gave it a thumbs down, I hear that hurts their kind.

i believe the official term is sultana.

but the saxons survived and took over again in the end. just like we beat the eu in the end.

our niggers have been acting like ghetto goblins for years now, it was only a matter of time before they jumped on the BLM band wagon

the latest box checked in the long list of "things Enoch was right about"

They will never, ever remake Zulu.

twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/752554288526876672

Ayy lmao

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nice get

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lllllllaaaaddddddddddd
The castle was pretty fun tbh.

The same as normal fun but less of it.
She can't it's human nature.

I would have:
>Friends. irl

I find it rather ironic I have none of these things and no longer want them anymore.

What a time to be alive.

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Who used to nick stuff, hide it and point at their weediest mate when they came back?

DEVILISH

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Why didn't mummy or daddy save me?

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based lad. If only my dad raised me like that. smh

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IIIIIIIIIII BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE THAT WEEEEEEEEE CAN WIN

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Are you me lad? Managed to get a good gf somehow though.

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I bullied kids like you tbh

OH LOOK WHO IT IS

BASED AKALA

I wish I knew one of these cucks so I could join a march with signs related

not even a different kind? that's sad.

what if she just did what you and the other lads say? so you can play games about her instead of with her? then she can be part of the fun you lads have instead of it having to be her kind of fun. but she still gets to be involved and have fun if she can find whatever games you play about her fun.

f

Good lad.

I hate bullies, but I wish you had bullied my dad into doing something about the situation.

Into my heart, an air that kills
From yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills,
What spires, what farms are those?

It is the land of lost content,
I see it shining plain,
Those happy highways where I went
And cannot come again.

About to O.D on nostalgia lads.but in a good way

youtu.be/gxZtwEBDfFM?t=6m55s
They're mentally retarded. I genuinely don't think they can distinguish between events that happen in one country and another, and actually believe they might get shot by the "feds" for dinduin nuffins.

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>>>Holla Forums

Just fuck off. This is a politics board.

he could have raised you worse, trust me.

I did that.

Felt good.

No

Thank you.

Someone didn't have a good childhood

If you weren't so disgusting I wouldn't have tbh

I was like that until year 8 but luckily I was in the popular group so it didn't matter.

It was me.

Same lad.

Idk what you were expecting tbh.
It's not about telling her what to do, it's the way women change social situations. You'll almost always have more fun with just lad, than with lads and women, even if the women are doing what the lads want them to do.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

When I was 16, I had enough of this smug faggot who kept giving me shit so I swung at him and almost broke his jaw. They wanted to remove me from the school completely but my mates had my back and vouched for me and told them how this guy was an utter cunt and deserved it.

t. born in the 80's

Not sure I would've gotten away with that now.

How do you know I am disgusting, lad?

np.reddit.com/r/AgainstHateSubreddits/comments/4s9lbp/raltright_a_new_hate_sub_to_watch_closely/?st=iqi89ecm&sh=46eefe54

Lol

What is there to talk about that we haven't already covered today?

LADS
dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/529174/Cillit-Bang-Barry-Scott-advert-killed-off-replaced-funny-mash-up-video

If you don't enjoy the company of women point blank, you're probably gay.

At what point do they realise that their ideology requires the complete shut down of free speech and democracy?

nme.com/filmandtv/news/-flight-of-the-navigator-child-actor-charged-after/406426

There was a lad who made our school in Duke Nukem and would bring it in and show a teacherwho was impressed. He'd let him play it at lunch times on his computer tbh, Imagine if that happened nowadays, he'd get sent to consuling for wanting to shoot up a school.

HEY GUITH, LETS SPAM THREADS WITH SHIT BECAUSE I CANT BE ARSED TO FACILITATE CONVERSATION EVEN WHEN WE'VE JUST HAD FUCKING BREXIT AND A NEW PM

And people wonder why Brit/Pol/ has gone to shit.

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do you want to be a girl?

Enjoying #Exodus tbqh

That's some nice politics you're posting there, lad.

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go suck a dick captain no fun, we are having a fucking break

Did they? The Angevins were French, and the York and Lancastrians were their descendants. The Tudor dynasty was a bastard child of the Lancastrians and Welsh, while the Stuarts were Scottish, and after that came a succession of Dutch/Germans.

Lad you need to lighten up, we've had one of the worst days for us. Theres not much going on right now and we're unwinding with remembring the good times. If you want to get a discussing going, make one. We can't be super serious 24/7 lad.

I fought a lad in primary 7 and we got a bollocking off the headmaster for having sloppy boxing stances.

I think they pretty much admitted that they're against free speech.

I used to at some point. Not anymore tbh. Well I still want to be a girl, but I know it isn't possible.

When in doubt, employ ridiculous hyperbole and block all opposing opinions.

Fucking ell som rite cheeky chaps in ere.

I want to have fun lad, not to have a dick measuring contest everytime a girl walks in the room. I didn't say you can't enjoy their company, I said you will enjoy the company of lads more than women, unless you're trying to fuck one of the girls.

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but if you can pretend it's a lads social situation and she's just the entertainment, like a game you're all playing instead of a person in the situation? idk, like having her do tricks. like how when you make prank phone calls the person on the other end is part of the fun, not part of the social situation.

Haaretz: Britain's Next Prime Minister Is Welcome News for the Jewish Community
haaretz.com/world-news/europe/.premium-1.730251
(behind a (((paywall))) but I think you get the gist)
Times of Israel: Incoming British PM Theresa May seen as warm supporter of Israel
timesofisrael.com/incoming-british-pm-theresa-may-seen-as-warm-supporter-of-israel/

I think the 2/3 illiterate stat rustled him

I liked you guys better as Norman slaves. They civilized you savages

He just told me he was blown up on 7/7 and still supports flooding Europe with Muslims. Fucking hell, even when leftoids get BLOWN UP they don't back down.

twitter.com/mrmitchell78/status/752632148536991749

The first thing she did was tweet a picture of herself with some holocoaust memorial board.

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW LAD

then he could have raised you worse.

have you got over it or not?

they all do it

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1450014168

I have tbh

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See ya later, Navigator!

I see where you're coming from (even though I literally made 1 post in this thread and you act like I'm spamming), but it'll peter out of its own accord anyway in a moment so chill.

Loving how those on the side whinging about the need for diversity all speak the exact same way tbh

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saxon customs won out. the monarchy don't speak french any more. we became independent from france.

FUCKING KRAUTS REEEEE

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3685085/British-parents-watch-German-neo-Nazi-jailed-murdering-Oxford-educated-son-shotgun-purely-English.html

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You were just as bad as Irish dogs before the Normans raped some good genes into you

I think you're not getting this lad, It isn't a conscious choice, it's a natural genetic built in response to being around women, you might be able to mitigate it by being aware of it, but it will always be there to some degree.

GOALDFISH SHOAAAAAAAALS NIBBLING AT MY TOEEEES

FUN, FUN, FUN

IN THE SUN, SUN, SUN

haha

so which cuntry are you from, one we owned or one we still own

tbh Taigs are descended from sub-Saharan Africans who drifted up here tbh

Why are 'nazis' so braindead?

Are the Krauts this upset about Dresden?

TOP FUCKING KEK

These cucks never give up do they

Don't worry about this lads - we're all white, right?!

Go away Yankmutt.

Fucking krauts

i bet it can go away in some situations. it doesn't happen if you're prank calling or trolling a woman. it doesn't happen if she's a stripper you're all seeing on a lads night out. if she's part of the fun not part of the group then you can socialise like guys.

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Holy shit, that series was ace, I still have all the books. I was devastated when I found out Brian Jacques died.

How can they be this fucking dense? They think entirely in abstract instead of looking at the information presented, those shitskins were hardly fucking Greg the white van man and Piere the frog eating faggot were they?

:^)

nazis have been shooting anglo-saxons since the thirties lad.

and the german-turkish connection is even older.

who /nightmares/ here?

I remember pulling the chair out from someone about to sit down and they fell hard on their arse, Got a right bollocking from my teacher from that saying he could have died. Top banter though.

Im one of those yanks you hate so much we own your country by proxy and have basically ruined it in the last 70 years have fun with that.

You don't get it at all lad.

Brain-damage from the bomb blast methinks.

then he could have raised you worse.

you're lucky, user.

I'm sure those vikings will be a great help later on down the line.

I created a mod for myself so I could play as the bastard son of Edward the Confessor tbh. Quite good fun.
Stellaris is where it's at for me right now though.

i wanted to read about swordfights. not a vegatarian cook book. over 50% of every book was them decribing thier fucking dinner

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I've heard Game of Trannies is the same.

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Rip the baby mice

JUST

how many viewers grew up to be left wing environmentalists because of this

hi lucky user.
you should be more grateful tbh.

no tbh

twitter.com/vincecable/status/752637615598436352

Oh fuck off.

Don't think kids really think about it, despite it being obvious they are trying to make them think that way. I just recall feeling horrified a lot of times tbh.

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why do you want to be a girl tbh? what sort of girl would you be if you were?

Funky reggae groove school flashback

Tfw you will never get to live an idealic life growing up in a big house in the 80s only….. to have the 90s hit, your parents break up and your mum is sleeping with some cunt before the divorce is settled. Why did the 80s end why?

lad, you're making me suicidal.

HOLY SHIT HAHA

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they didn't process it intellectually but the emotional connections were made and remain to this day

Just always looked like girls had it a lot easier. I want to be a cute little traditional girl, but it must be hard for them today as it's not only women that are degenerate. How are you supposed to know your man is going to be a proper lad tbh?

probably did create some furries tbh

Who else had a mini moto?

We need a Farage version of The Rimmer Experience tbh lads

Was Dick and Dom degenerate?

I'm only 19 and I still played that shit because I was poor as fuck and couldn't afford a digital telly

Good times tbh

It's just a CIVIC Watership Down.

so much better than EU4 after that corruption shit

Some lefty LITERALLY wearing a Fedora LITERALLY used this argument on me

twitter.com/Si_Margolis/status/752637531183874048

twitter.com/Si_Margolis/status/752637531183874048

If you didn't have shark attack, your clearly nigger tier.

you mean like a 50s housewife who does as she's told and supports her husband and keeps his home?

idk. i guess you find a guy whose personality means he wants that kind of relationship.

Jesus, exact same thing happened to me. Big house, same time period, mother did the same to my dad when he was working away. Life just went downhill from there. Live in a 2 up 2 down now. Yes, I'm bitter.

I wish I was a cute little girl like Ginnie. I love her.

didn't watch that tbh, and I am a civic lad tbh.

.>>6670440
What were they?

Yeah that sounds nice.

I used to listen to Michael Jackson a lot and I remember one kid wrote "see you l8er, Michael Jackson kid", another drew a picture of my face on the front (basically a dork) and I had the obligatory "kick me" on the back. It was a brilliant last day, I have to say.

fucking lol

I was always jealous.

BOGIES

When will the Libs realise they've been dead for at least a year.

She's about 28 lad

a non-degenerate girl would probably get bullied for being a 'prude' etc.. these days

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i'm sorry you can't have that user.

how would you treat your husband? so that he knows you're the best wife he could have.

Video games. You look into it and aim the white bit at the sun to get a better picture.

Lawnmower man for the poor basically

lel. How are you allowed to use hate speech on twitter, lad?

JEE WIZ

I was that kid tbh I also actually did perform in front of the school and wow everyone bit of an overrated fantasy tbf

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Yeah, but I'd be a young version of her. And without the smoke.

I could take it tbh.

I don't know, lad. I'm a nice lad, so I'd probably treat him nicely. But I am also dumb, but I think that would fit me well as a girl tbh

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/07/the-tories-cant-have-their-own-jeremy-corbyn.html

What a funny country this is, and what funny political parties it has. Both appear to be more or less mad, as if designed by Lewis Carroll for a larger-than-original Mad Hatter’s Tea Party.

The governing party has just lost its leader because a majority of voters rejected his principal policy, British membership of the EU. It has loopily replaced him with a successor who *also* favours British membership of the EU.

One has to ask why Mr Cameron bothered to resign, if this is the best they can do.

What's the original of this again?

Any of the you lads buy and trade these on the school yard?

My sister has one of those.
She left it at home one day and I kept feeding it and giving it injections……it died

Lad…

Just bully him lad.

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dailymotion.com/video/xyucbo_watership-down-frith_shortfilms

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If she smokes she pokes

EAGLE EVISCERATED

I got pokemon cards banned at my school because some lad bought my cards and found out i scammed him, cried to his mummy and got them banned, the cunt.

15 years later and it still causes me to tear up.

"nice" doesn't say anything!

sad tbh.

wew

Have a nice picture my lad.

Reminder that the majority of your bloodline is probably Celtic

This lads, who /Anglo-Irish/ here?

I don't delude myself tbh, i know my ancestor couldn't run fast enough because of my hair colour.

This nostalgia session is stirring up a mixed bag of feelings lads

I am 100% convinced that my failure with women hence has been rebounded karma for my cunty self.

Lel, they were banned from my school too, too many people were getting butthurt they were trading high value cards for low ones but not being told.

REEE NEVER

FUCK THE CUCKLTS ENGLISH PRIDE

tbh i have bigger issues with my genetics than ethnicity.

I am a bit passive aggressive, but so are most women tbh. Also I am not really nice tbh. Everything I do I do to gain something tbh. It's just that mummy always called me "nice" growing up because I was a boring kid tbh.

I used to bring in sweets and inflate the price to a ridiculous degree, I also have a large nose. Bit scary lads.

Maybe divorce became trendy round then. I wonder if it had anything to do with my drink n drug taking to the point of being arrested. Ive had a turbulent life maybe its just who I am. No regrets, I still love life, when it isnt trying to beat me up.

You were a paedo kid, lad

sounds like you'd be a typical woman. men deserve better tbh.

Tbqh

When I was 14 a Vietnamese girl started flirting openly with me for a week and then approached me after school to ask if I liked her and then I said no.

So she burst into tears and ran home.

:^(

There was only one black at my entire school and he was only half, his mother was a coalburner and the entire town looked down upon her.
Good times.

That's astonishing

Myself

Why does it seem like this is an universal thing? I thought you were supposed to use the toilets and toilet paper. smh SMH

Cheers lad.

What is this?

Ran home to Vietnam?

smh they do tbh. Luckily I am not a deluded retard who thinks I could actually become a woman tbh

Hmm…

Eh i welcome it, let me get some feels out tbh.

Be gone.

Felt a bit bad tbh, but whatever.

CIVIC

I and all my friends took pride in taking shits at school.

Mine was the biggest, of course.

Traded a fake once. Little faggot I traded with found out and told on me.

REEEEEEEEEEE

Had one that got dropped in a glass of milk while arguing over it at the dinner table. Thankfully I had a backup (pic related)

Holy shit that's muddy

I did shits at school but then I had friends so I didnt get bullied also i sometimes was a bully

Now thats fucking disgusting, you better have at least put toilet paper on the seat.

yes, that's why your nickname is lucky user.

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Get oot you subhuman.

An Albanian stalked me throughout my entire secondary schooling, not sure what ever happened to her.

So you're autistic I see

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provisional_Irish_Republican_Army

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulster_Defence_Association

RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING FENIANS

Feels good, man.

That kid who got permanently kicked out of French class for making the teacher cry

that kid who didn't have to learn French

Lad you know people pissed on the seats in every school, thats why nobody took a shit on them.

COMMON FILTH

How did he do that?

My clearly nigger tier what?

Disgusting tbh. Either have them or do them.

I tried, but I got locked in the room with my Scottish mate and we were forced to listen to a French recording on repeat.

Pretty fucked up, actually.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derry
JUST SAY LONDONDERRY YOU STUBBORN FUCKING TAIGS

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TONY RIFT! Made your eyes sweat.

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crying tbh

smh, lad

BULLY

fucking hell, lad. You got me. smh

BASED

MUMMY

Again with the bullying. Let me guess, if I say "take a shower" you're going to bully me for that as well, aren't you?

The SAS use that tactic to little down recruits

By refusing to listen to the teacher and making the whole class laugh at his shenanigans every day.

that kid was me

Was your dad proud of you lad?

Lad, the dinner parts were fucking great, you could imagine all of the cheeses and chutneys and shit. Like the hedgehogs always loved chutney, made me sad as shit when a hedgehog died. Battle scenes were terrific as well.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derry/Londonderry_name_dispute

That article is locked but they left this one open.

>tfw I used to get banned for vandalising wikipedia all the time

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NO ONE TOOK A SHIT BECAUSE THE LOO PAPER WAS LIKE THAT STUFF YOU USED ON BAKING TRAYS TO COOK SHIT CAKES

So lads, how long before Mother Theresa takes away Brit/pol/?

Don't have a father lad, but my mother was. Although I kept everything like that to myself usually.

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That was me, lad

23andme

Didn't realize that Brit/pol/ was frequented by nignogs

Nah lad ran home to where she lived.

Two years later the next person she got in a relationship with was a lad she met at the beach who was ~22 years old and married…

Eventually he arranged to meet with her and broke down in tears telling her that his wife found out he was fucking a 16 year old the side, and then this Vietnamese girl dumped him shortly after.

She then went laughing to one of my mates to tell this story.

Man that shoahed my sides, I remember laughing so hard I couldn't breath when I got the principal to come to the washroom and look at it.

DEVILISH

My father died when I was too young to remember lad.

Americanisms must be eliminated wherever they occur.

My whole class did that lad, she went on an anti-British rant on the last day and we laughed at her so she left the class room crying.

I'm in a Yank chat and they're getting all excited about donating to Trump, isn't he a billionaire? What does he need their money for?

I'm kind of glad we're not them tbh

Sorry, lad

Never, as long as we chase away paedos and National Autists.

He's not going to sell his business to fund his presidential bid lad.

Are nige did.

Why would they bother to shut us down tbqh?

It's not like we ever organise to do anything threatening

His net worth isn't a true reflection of his wealth, I'd put his liquid assets in the hundreds of millions range.

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Fair dos, I'm just a bit leery of giving money to someone that wealthy tbh

At least get something out of it like a hat or an ice cream or whatever

Tell Owen that.

heh

tbh you'd already admitted it earlier, you just refused to say it was lucky when i told you so.

Fuck that cunt. I'm not asking for forgiveness again tbh.

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Would you lads be interested in a black pill podcast? Basically common filth without the religion but more Britbong accent?

W E W

Trips of truth.

Would be interested in a decent British nationalist podcast with bantz but CF is cancer tbqh

Is it really that weird that I've never eaten custard in my life? My Glaswegian brother-in-law had some kind of breakdown the other day when my big sis' make some rhubarb crumble for pudding

They actually liked it too

No. tbh.

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Feels good tbh

this girl, seriously.

kek'd

I used to play slaps at the back of English class, as it was boring af, and it was the one time my other two friends in the entire school were in one class together.
We'd progressively slap each other harder, writing on papers little stories and the one who didn't come up with a creative passage would get a slap.

I did this to my Year 3 teacher, my Year 8 Spanish teacher and my Year 9 German teacher. To be honest, they were all weak bitches.

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Guess you look attractive or act confident tbh. I am just a creep tbh.

Well lads thanks for the nostalgia sickness. They were….simpler times. Ive got to get back to the current year *shudder*

Lucky lad.That being said, there's no redpill quite like growing up in a school in which you were an ethnic minority.

sounds painful, lad. Why would you do that?

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Need a brit podcast tbh, but not an always depressing one.
What the fuck were Fash Britannica thinking having a pole host?
And why does Common Filth hate the English?

Why didn't she report me lads?

12th Tomorrow lads

she probably liked it

would i get to feature in it too?

why wouldn't they?

Devilish

Who else used to slap people with a bendy ruler?

Its the 12th right now lad.

Because the pain was funny.

We used to punch each other in the bollocks too if we saw each other in the hallways, but only after saying our private catchphrase, the one who said it last would get a bollock punch.

why didn't you slap her again, lad?

Bendy rulers were for pussys tbh

Bloody hell lad it is

Jesus Christ, lad.

Only fucking nigs could do that to their children. Though, to be fair to them, if they were pakis they'd be raping the kid by now and if they were asian they'd be cutting him to pieces. Fucking hell.

orbiters
alternative-right.blogspot.com/2016/06/cathedral-princess-on-wrong-side-of.html

I used to slap my ginger mate's face with a ruler I called 'Roland' looking back it was autistic as fuck.

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BELL TAP

Lad you don't do that, thats how you start a school stabbing.

That kid who used to steal pokemon cards in the middle of battles while noone was looking

I'm from Canada btwpls let us back in ur empire

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2 of the others were my brothes.
One was a half black.
One was some brown race thing idk tbh.

*school sharp-spooning

What's this?

MUMMY

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Lad, he's a libdem and a literal cuckold. Maybe that was someting to do with it?

I tormented him to the point where he broke a fence with his fists running out of school. One time I put a piece of Chicken in his history textbook and flattened it all over the page.

I don't regret it, he was a cunt.

tell you something i don't miss from school, the communal showers

Bloody Hell, lads.

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I few years later I actually ended up becoming really good friends with her and sat next to her in history lessons everyday. Looking back now it was obvious that she was flirting with me but I was too autistic to notice at the time

Nah they bullied me and i turned out fine. But mind you i used to punch people who made fun of me.

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this tbh lads.
School was 99% white, white it was all about how we have to be tolerant, anti-racist.
Learn all about other "cultures" but never our own. Of course the other cunts, trying to be seen as progressive as can be, would fall over themselves

Funny how I've looked up those same people who would say that and they're in completely dead end jobs, lives over before they're even 30.

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I feel like I missed out on an important piece of development, not that they weren't bantered for it.

>tfw you had a slightly larger than average adult sized penis by Year 8

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelfth

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I just watched them bounce up and down and their tits bounce, feel like a bit of a perv now tbh.

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This feel lad.
Worst part was that I liked her back. Fucking hell. Please let me go back in time.

Lad its meant to be good feelings, don't think that.

I literally went on Runescape yesterday to see if I could relive some of that summer holiday nostalgia but it's absolutely crap

Sorry lads, I have to leave this thread now, I just can't handle these feels any more

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nowadays you could just say you identify as a girl to get away with doing that every time
it would be true for you too.

i thought this only happened in stories?

how did you become friends with her after that?

goodnight, lad. It's alright tbh

I know I can't be a girl, lad

Nah lad, that's a healthy youth

I guess I was lucky with my year group

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I know that all to well tbh

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Not sure really. When I mentioned the incident she just smiled and said that I didn't need to worry about it.

She loved it and wanted her little booty to be spanked some more

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Lad, although this post is half true, you're not trans, and you're not as smart as you think you are.

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big deal, it's not like girls wear bikinis in school.

tbh if you could go back in time you'd have bigger things to care about.

how did that happen? how did you know she became a slut?

Idiot, making Christians look bad. Worry about what's next to you before you dream about what's far away.

(1)
That post was clearly a joke.

He may be a bender but hes a good lad, probably the most racist person i know actually.

Are you a bender?

I just want everyone to be happy like when we were kids tbh

First 6 mins is me shouting at black satan worshipers.

You lads been getting out there and making a difference in real life? Remember Holla Forums is a Christian board. Deus vult!

University and things like Harry Poter have a whole lot to answer for regarding the moral and intellectual rot of the modern Westerner.

I just want everything to be alright tbh.

No she didn't user, she provided you a way out.

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This tbh

don't think that's how it works lad.

wew.
what are the chances she schlicks to the memory to this day?

i was just trying to get you to talk about swimming lessons with the girls more.

Didn't even cross my mind that she wanted me to ask her untill a good few years later, think she has kids now.

We have black Israelites in the UK? kek.

Is this in London? It's so alien to me I don't even reocgnise it as England.

Hardly. Only have to remember to lift properly and don't fuck up my body, and to get a trade and job ASAP and to tell that girl I love her tbh.

She just changed over the years. She sent nudes to a few friends, who then sent them to everyone in the school.

And when she realised you were serious she confessed her love for you, right, lad?

this tbh. I want to play with my friends on the trampoline again. Fuuuuuuck. I miss them all tbh. The fat friend, the slim friend, the slim friend's autistic brother.

tbh that's the extent of my friends tbh

You say that… But, there are plenty thinking like that for no proper reason.

Aye, was in Kings Cross.

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Lad you don't get to (post count) someone with a higher post count than you. As your superior i'm requisitioning your tendie ration for today.

Nuke London, that's the only way to be sure.

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I don't want to go back lad.

Holy sheeit. Top ranting lad.

Lad come on, it's late. Relax a little.

Is this what brot/pol/ is like? It's just memes, shitposting and pointless banter.
This is probably the saddest thread I've ever seen.

Do you guys even discuss politics in here?

s/he didn't say s/he is trans…

what if you could go back and also things were different? what would have to change for you to be happy?

this is a special thread tbh. Probably triggered by Theresa May PM tbh

REDEEMED

t. mod in disguise looking for excuse to ban us all

I was just wondering about that and there's surely no way she's forgotten. I'm looking through her fb profile now and but she doesn't seemed to have aged well. I'd give her a 5/10 for the face. Her only redeeming quality is the boobs and spankable bum.

I think I'll stick to my Chinese women.

GET OUT WILLIAM REEEEEE

Fuck off foreigner, we're having a moment here.

Everything would have to be different lad, but at that point I wouldn't even be the same person.

Fuck off Johnny foreigner, this is for Brits only, get out nigger.

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Go back to your Westboro Baptist Pokemon thread.

Go away William

I also went to an all boys school (wouldn't it be weird if we all went to the same one?).

Maybe going to an all boys school turns you into a(n autistic) far-right nationalist instead of a fag.

I suspect ID35047d is a crypto-girl lads

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It's called networking.

Not really. We went on a date but it just didn't play out.

This is an Anglo-Saxon thread, Normans get out!

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Is this what brotain is like? It's just paganism, native tribes and pointless banter.

This is probably the saddest country I've ever seen.

Do you guys even worship the pope in here?

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It was suppose to be a Battle of Hastings thread, but instead it was a Battle of Feels.

Mine was in Wales lad.

It's one of the traps that posts here.

JOHNNY FOREIGNER GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fucking Taigs!!!

Simple times to be sure. I miss year 11 lads

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This is pretty much a /r9k/ thread- hell it's even more pathetic than that. You might as well move there and make space for more meaningful and informative threads.

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Hello Liam.

tfw they still kept charging my mum for membership

GET OUT GET OUT

I told you to go for time-out in your Pokemon thread Americuck, now go.

Fuck yes, I did that with a made up pokemon

tbh lads, at least the EU gave us cheap Euro prostitutes

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I preferred year 10, it was more chill then year 11 with GCSE even tho they were piss easy.

I think you're just jealous he got to go to the moon and eat cheese with Wallace.

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Like what?
Le God Emperor's daily tweet? A redpilled movies thread?
Fuck off.

Kek

Knew a lad like this too. He would lie about everything he could, later found out he was just really insecure and his parents were beating him at home, he just wanted to fit in.

>>>/politics/

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I got excluded for locking someone in the closet, he was in there for 6 hours. Banter tbh.

you can get cheap uni student prostitutes who are british.

literally established british prostitutes were complaining about the competition from girl students doing it while at uni.

It was like Bane versus Elijah Wood.

Why dont people believe the truth?

Literally came in my pants

I got sent home for goose-stepping through the corridor and Hitler saluting the headteacher

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The most likely girls to do this, are also the ones who shout the loudest about pro-feminism
t. someone who found this out the hard way.

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We want our country back you fuck! Can't we reminisce a bit about how it used to be great?

Nationalism isn't just activism, but part support work. Don't you know anything about community? This is the one place where we can escape from globalist progressive brainwashing and have a little banter at the same time, so have some fucking mercy for once, you cold reptilian kraut.

Was holding back tears tbh lad, no one had ever done that for me before.

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i dont get it m8

-t. american

but if you kept who you are now but back in time and with a few changes?

whatever is one of those user and why would you think that?

be that kid who is white

Normans get off my board!
REEEEEEEEE