so about a month ago, i bought some some mexican food. i got a chimichanga, which came with pico de gallo and marinated jalapenos. somehow i didn't throw it away the leftovers and they ended up under a pile of dirty laundry.
when i picked up the laundry to put it in the washer, i found the container of food underneath, and when i opened it, i discovered this nightmare.
the thing that looks like a ball of pus is probably a small uneaten piece of the chimichanga, and the weird hairy mass is growing on top of a bed of pico, cheese, red sauce and lettuce.
Blake Gonzalez
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Elijah Edwards
i hate you
Caleb James
Jesus, what the fuck were you thinking. If I roll dubs, eat the hair.
Charles Young
If dubs, you eat it all an post pics w/time stamps or else kek shall curse you for the rest of your days.
Gavin Johnson
you guys are out of your minds if you think i'm eating it. i decided to put the whole thing in a bag and leave it in my closet. i'll check back again in a few months. i want to see how disgusting it can become.
Brayden Roberts
Triple dubble dubs dictates you eat it. Do not deny the will of kek, OP.
Eli James
Pull it back out, pussy.
Aiden Rivera
you eat it. i'll mail it to you.
Charles Cooper
I'm not the one who got rolled on, lad.
Julian Taylor
what are you gonna do if i don't eat it? call the Holla Forums gestapo?
Chase Jones
MODS MODS MODS BAN THIS MAN
David Collins
nuke it from orbit immediately
Jack King
trips confirm
ban the OP
Chase Sullivan
nah
Brayden Roberts
i feel loved right now, by how much you guys want to see me die of food poisoning.
Logan Cox
You probably won't die, but we have to find out. For science.
Carter Hernandez
You got rolled on lad. Cleanse your spirit by atoning for your sins of living in filth by becoming one with your garbage. You must eat it. These are the rules of dubs. You will not get sick, kek will protect you. If you don't eat, curses await.
Jayden Brown
ok, let's explore this. if i don't die, which i'm pretty sure i will, then at the very least i will wake up in the middle of the night vomiting blood onto my pillow. that is in addition to the regular vomiting i'll do while i eat it.
Anthony Green
If that happens you also have to eat the vomit
Easton Hill
Hand it to a homeless man closed.
Angel Turner
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Owen Scott
What's it like being a disgusting piece of shit OP? I wont even leave plates in my room for more than an hour or so, but you left a container of food and covered it in dirty laundry.