If it was your last night in the White House, what shit would you pull?

If it was your last night in the White House, what shit would you pull?

leave a dead fish in the bottom draw of the desk in the oval office.

Piss on all the beds

I'd probably put pictures of my waifu everywhere and rub my balls on all of the door/drawer handles and lightswitches.

Executive Order that I am now Dictator in Chief and anyone related to me after my death will take over.

OP is a bored faggot

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And in the event of them killing my entire bloodline (possible) the entire United States would break apart into just the states running themselves.

What do the idiots in Washington really do for us anyways?

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I chose to keep it short and punchy.

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Tell the American People that I wasn't a US Citizen all along/

Eris

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haaaaaaaa

Leave embarrassing state secrets in envelopes hidden throughout the house numbered 1, 2, 3, 5 and 6.

Bomb all the ISIS camps so they can't tell anyone they worked for you

pardon the Unabomber

Bug the Oval Office.

Press teh button!

Death to all jews