A thread full of nice and cute people

ITT:
-cute talk
-lewd 2D pictures at anons' requests
-sweet, delicious cherries that melt in your mouth
-forceful popsicle penetration, possibly non-consensual
-amateur shooping

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dextromethorphan
youtube.com/watch?v=T7v6foSPe1o
web.archive.org/save/http://8ch.net/b/res/6651722.html
web.archive.org/web/20170125124530/http://8ch.net/b/res/6651722.html
archive.is/E3DD9
archive.is/loy8l
youtube.com/watch?v=zP3QpCdyIw4
youtube.com/watch?v=JAEbJs-rnVc
youtube.com/watch?v=5K8bwzV10W4
studiomoh.com/fun/census/
studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php
puu.sh/tCPuu/4a370d3a97.jpg
mega.nz/#F!skM2wAaR!yX0fErx3CLEU9cSZmcsAIg
puu.sh/tEgFN/7d8ac5dd1a.png
youtu.be/ENWtG1pu9LQ?t=16m15s
youtube.com/watch?v=VuEsd9ad734
youtube.com/watch?v=m4pXGTrmcfs&feature=youtu.be
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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lods of porn

hello friend

Vagina Dentata.

Limp from all the drinking? xwx


Oh boy, a new face?

I like this type of threads. I will be turning 30 in 4 months and started mastrubating exclusively to 2D perfection since 2017, so feel free to post the lewdest animu pls.

Anything in particular you like looking at user?

umm… I am not new, just have a queen complex, soft femdom fetish, and like the idea of being kept as a breeding slave, anyway doesn't come too often, so i take every opportunity

noooo :3

well then

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Aha, so have you been just lurking in the previous threads, or posted too?~ Give hints who you are user-kun.


>tfw read that and started nibbling on the phallic object in front of me
>woops, I'd better drink the full bottle now, make sure no one drinks from it
Let's keep him that way bby~

oh I thought you meant new is in newfag, no this is the first thread I've been in of yours

Ahh, I see. Well, I don't think I have much of what you mentioned, just bits here and there. Hopefully Cherry-boy will take care of your needs though.

hello~!

wow, our fourth thread already~ this is fun.

you two must be going to sleep soon though, that's less fun

sorry, I am not on my computer that most of porn my porn

Indeed!
Pssst, I'm not sleepy yet.


Nice.

that is fine too, just my thing

Need
SAUCE

S-sorry hun, don't have it x_x Just found it on gelbooru somewhere. Under tags loli yuri and webm I think.

Oh, yay~ I'm glad!


also, what is this from, I wonder? this was so unexpected


oh, that's a shame, nevermind then~

Too bad
I'll have to find it myself

I don't like rape but if it's loli on onee-sama it's ok

Yay~ Would you enjoy some more popisicle penetration?~

Yeah, it's too bad x_x
Naughty!

Both Cherry and I liked that webm, you should find out what it was for us~ hehe.

Fair enough, I'll have a look~

oh no~ the images are getting lewd again!
>popsicle penetration
that sounds scary~

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Found it! Apparently it's called Seikon no Qwaser.


They were supposed to!~ For user and Cherry you see? And you too, of course~
Would it be less scary if you got to decide whether you're the Popsicle or not?~

Okay I'll stop the shoop there for today
I'm still slightly drunk and alcohol often makes me tired

Not really, but anything panthyhose/stockings is super appreciated.

on shit

It's shaping up nicely, Cherry-kun :3


Well, or stockings or mostly thighhighs I suppose.

Thanks sugar~
I shall have a look

you are doing a good job, neat-editor senpai~

oh wow, good job finding it~!
>decide whether you're the popsicle or not
i-i would never be the popsicle, hehe, i-is that a bad thing for you?

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Hmmm?


You're welcome, you declicious cutiepie~


There isn't that many loli yuri webms, you know ;3
Aha, see I intentionally phrased it such that it's not clear what it means to be the popsicle! So you need to be more lewd specific ♥ What do you mean hun?

meant to say 'oh shit" and something having over 1000 pics usually means it is pretty good

Oh my, pretty lewd.


Figured that much user-kun.
Ahh, I see, that makes sense.

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m-more lewd?
I would be the one
with popsicle
in my mouth

>////

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I can only jerk off so many times.
see you fags later

Hope this webm works normally in the browser at least.

Yuss!
Aha, veeeeery good, cutie~ You'll b the popsicle then! Well, Popsicle. And it will be a Popsicle penetration, as in, the penetration of Popsicle~ That's what I had in mind.


See you hun.

TITS & A TIMESTAMP OR GTFO

uwaaah~
w-well i'm very glad that I didn't disappoint you then~

You did not~ After all, your love of skirts kind of implied you'd rather be the one doing the nomming.
It would at least be physically possible to do it the other way around though, yes? I guess what I'm asking is whether you have a peen bby ^//^

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You'll only be able to tell if you lift up my skirt~ it will have to be a mystery for now.
it's more fun that way, r-right~?

Ahh, you little tease! Maybe it would be more fun to find out by other means!~ Although I would love to see o:
It's naughty! However, I can't picture you wouldn't have one! I called you a little boy a bunch of times now >///< and you never objected, surely that must mean there would be a nice-smelling bulge waiting for me!

Didn't notice your image at first

Penis erection status : Fully erect
Penis density status : Adamantium hard


Let's make it even harder.

I don't think it's possible though…
I could block a sword strike and pierce through the assailant's chest with my dick right now

Oh babe~
Let's make it edge then?

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good stuff indeed

Oh what a suggestive pic, that one~

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What a delightful thread!

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N-now you just have to think about if I would have objected the opposite, hehe, and then you have a real mystery on your hands~ I wonder if you'll try to uncover it~

s-sorry, I was away for a little again, but I'm back!

I think maybe it's my turn to do one of the suggestive images!

F-five stars o: Oh jeez. Is it for the pictures, the cute talking, or both?


Well I don't know if you would! You do like skirts. Do you want to be a girl, my cute Popsicle? ^.^
Please stay now! >.

w-wowww!
I didn't even know what that middle finger thing was until you said something about it, wowwwww! that's embarassing!

I'd like it though >//>
Now reply to all the other stuff, you evasive user! >.

also
I will do my best just for you, senpai~

o-oh, the other stuff? maybe

see~? there's nothing there, senpai! it's just your imagination~!

Some evasive popsicle, you are!~ Well then.
Aha. You won't mind if I do things with the nothing then, yes? ♥

that's a hard question, senpai

Aw, I hoped it wouldn't be. You are full of mysteries regarding what you want, dear user.

It's because I don't want to disappoint you

i'm sorry.

Well… do you think there is a reason to worry about disappointing me?
Awww, don't be sorry my dear!

Are you worried you are going to miss your 20's? Getting older is no fun…

May I ask why 2D and not real women? Honest question.

mhm, I would want to make you happy, and not disappointed

because I don't think i would like if you did things with the nothing, and I think that's disappointing for you, r-right?

if you really want me to try to answer your question, I will

i think it would be okay as far as using your hand to tease me or touch me there but I think anything more like having anyone put it in their mouth or having it in someones mouth or anything more would be very uncomfortable for me.

You are a dearie, a considerate one at that.
Oh, you cute thing, much as it pains me, I cannot lie. Those nothings can be very beautiful. Aha, we would figure things out though! Surely there must be other ways to ocupy my mouth, yes?

not him but
there is your answer, go away

Thank you, I really do value the honesty.
Aha, I see. So… maybe it would be okay to press hips together and let things rub and poke while we kiss?

you sure are a lewd one, senpai!

Only ont the internet. Don't tell anyone, it would ruin my reputation as the maker of quality lewd threads!.

Sauce on the anime, nigger.

Don't have it. Also, why would you sage with a question.

I wont tell, I promise~


nice try, silly user. I know what it is but I'm not going to tell you because of that rude thing you just tried to do~!

Thank you~ *kisses cheeks*
Ahhh, I'm running out of suggestive animu images… But I want to be very suggestive!

Nigger what the hell are you talking about?

The sage you Poohty-poo user!

I read this in Carl's voice, I regret nothing.

Faggot, it was just in the name field because I saged a different thread earlier, and included "sage goes in all fields" and I know how to actually sage. Just put sage in the email field and there you go. Now gimme the boob groping anime.

I'm the user who doesn!t know (who also posted it).
The user you mean to ask to tell you is Anonymous, not Anonymouse.

It's fine, I was just teasing you anyway, it's called Senran Kagura.

Have fun you weirdo.

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w-w-what are you doing with that big scary eggplant, senpai?

also should I put a name, I thought of one, I guess I wouldn't mind being filtered by people.

well technically you thought of one, but I changed it a little~ hehe.

it's like >>>/lewd/ and >>>/kind/ had a __

Oi, you know /lewd/?

Silly captcha, sabotaging my posting!


Aha, close your eyes, I'll show you~
Yes please, I'd be happy to call you by name, ex-OP~

It's fine, change as much as you want or make up your own ^^

w-wow, so many eggplants, what is going on!!
too many!

i-i'm a little hungry, maybe if I eat some of this one they will go away!

It's just to confuse you, so you don't know where to expect it from!~
How about I stand riiiight behind you and feed you one?

Also

…gah, you forgot about the name, silly!

Any more suggestions on what I could or should make it~? I'm thinking~ I might just make it yours but I'm not really quite sure.

also, waaah~ it really is confusing!

Aha, I want you to like it, most importantly! Tell me what you thought of, I'm a curious George!

Aha, it's working! I was thinking of occupying your mouth with the egplant while I feed you a second eggplant from behind ♥

I was thinking of something like popsicle to popsi, popsu, popsicu, popsiclu, stuff like that, but I don't think I'll use any of those~

wowwwwwwwww~!

Popsi and posicu both sound cute like you~
The one from behind might be suspiciously thin for an eggplant, but you'll be too busy slobbering over the front one to turn around and find out!
I need to go to bed hunnybunny I hope we'll get to talk lots of lewdness soon. Good night~

Okay, please sleep well senpai!

also wow so much embarassing lewdness~

see you tomorrow.

That's my waifu you're with there, pal

Yuri is wonderful. 4th pic is my fav out of these

Thanks for all pantyhose/stockings stuff. My cocks has been thoroughly drained.


Well, I like to think I have had decent twenties. Yes, I will miss them to an extent, but as I like to think "Don't look back, because that is not where you are going." I did my share of bars and parties in early twenties while in school, first 'serious' job, 25 y.o. suicidal feeling dip, and now back in school which I will be done this semester.

Why 2D? Last time I jacked to 2D was high school, some Bible Black I torrented. Honestly, my tendency to jack to more and more extreme fetish porn has gotten pretty out of hand. Jacked to shit I'm embarrassed to admit to, so I am staying off it.

2D > 3DPD because 2D generally have better bodies than 3DPD. 2D doesn't bitch and whine when you don't pamper them with all your money. 2D doesn't have diseases and can't get pregnant. Lastly, 2D don't have smelly pussy.

I love my waifu

Well I'm sorry user. Lots of animu characters are someone's waifu though, what are you gonna do, mhm?


Yay, that's always nice to hear.

weak thread tbh

Karen

Also quints confirm that she is my waifu

The thing is, anyone can claim that. Behold, quints confirm she is my waifu!

good morning senpai~

Hello Popsicu~

ohh~ I just thought of another one! poppy~

Hmm, maybe not

Aha, I see. I don't quite like it as a diminutive of Popsicle, but as a name of the flower it's niec ^.^

Well I really did get that get. I don't know how to prove it to you, but I did

I was just teasing user, I believe you.
Also I forgot to Eris at your I'll-do-Karen reply, hue.
So, you an animu fan? I assume you're as well, mhmm?

This is like the horsefuccer thread but somehow just as cancerous.

am i cute haha

i really really really really like this thread!

niggars

cool unoriginal content

Great Old Ones are niggars

lulzzz

very cool threadd

loll upboat!!

So, are you using some sort of script to post user?

Go back to 9gag with you encyclopedia dramatica gore for pussies

Yes and yes

I would fucc those babies

Aha, I see. I feel like I'm the only one who (occasionally) posts animu reaction pics but isn't a big weeb himself.
Well anyways. How's it going user?

I'm a full blown otaku. But I just took a bunch of DXM
Is the thread number. I really don't know how to cross link. I never cared for the feature

An otaku? Oh boy.
This en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dextromethorphan
I don't do it much either, but if it's the same board, you do it just like with any other post?

Oh, yeah, there was supposed to be a questiom mark after the link, but reading your thread now, so the answer is yes, obviously.

I've only just realised that OP ruined the picture of AJ

Well somebody posted it at me in the previous thread

don't do it again

You are asking for it user. Don't make me do it.

candy ass

Thank you user wtf is this muting stuff though

Next lesson: linking threads on another board!
Ah I'm glad I'm not the only one it has happened to. Apparently you must change the text of the post to get it through, otherwise the muting time is doubled?

Maybe a bump or two.
Maybe there be lurkers in the waiting, wishing for a lewd distraction.
Maybe.

Is the thread doomed to die? After all the hard work? After all the love and lewdness?

My unoriginal content is up to 256 seconds, gah.
Come and have a seat anons.

Make yourselves comfortable.

Put on something comfy…

…something soft and loose…

…I mean I don't want to keep saying something in every post but when I don't, I ge tmuted for longer and longer time. Good job m-o-d-s, that's really going to improve the traffic and the willingness of people to come ._.

Okay, 3 periods do not constitute original content, so now it's up to 512 seconds.

Stop tbh

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,

Oh. Why?

consectetur adipiscing elit,

if you didn't see there was little to no 3DPD before you came along

Very well, so if I post 2D, would that be fine with you user?

Yop everyone~
How are you guys doing ?

Also what the fucc is this "unoriginal content mute"

Hello Cherry-boy~

The m.o.d.s. have gone crazy and put all sorts of crazy filters in, and on top of that, if you try to post without writing stuff (or even while writing just …), you get muted. And you the time you get muted for is doubled every time you try to post like that.

Open wide, user~

No? Your bad.

Insert naughty comment.

Great Old Ones really are a bunch of nigger-faggots

Was that filtered as well? xwx
How has your day been bby? Did something fun?

Slept….
a lot
Feels gud ^w^

What about you ?

Aha, well I stayed up very long with ex-OP or possibly, Poppy, if they decide to keep that name. So even though I got up around like 12:30, I only got about enough sleep. Otherwise haven't been up to much. Just talking a bit, watching youtube, drinking a bit of beer.

Oh no, I forgot to inlude cummies a lewd gif!

Sounds nice

It's nice enough I suppose! What have you been up to hun?
(also is that MLP?)

I found this thing called mother's duty, and it is great

The language though, oh gosh, it's like the author is doing it on purpose.

Shitposting, playing vidyas… Lazy week-end as I like them :3

MLP ? I dunno, I don't know a lot about MLP

yeah, it was in moon originally

Sounds fun~ I'm not a big vidya person I suppose. What have you played?
Well, I don't either, but I have seen enough clop to find the hair colours familiar!

it is mlp. It is sunbutt and moonbutt

where were these from?

Soo, do you enjoy incestey manga, user? I don't have much, but there's this short one, 20 pages, that I could dump.


Is that a filter again?


I'm sorry user. Got them from 4chan probably. 4 c h a n in case filters.

Vanishing Realms great game

Well since I never pay attention to pony thread…

do u remember hos this style iconic too, so i can narrow the search?

Ahh, I see. Looks interesting. You play it using VR?
I don't either! I just find some of the porn kind of cute

if you want man.
I am still my shitty laptop, so I can't really do anything from here

Celestia and Luna, the two of the 4 princesses of Equestria.
Used /mlp/ a lot when I was on 4chan, got into the habit of using the names they used there

Well it's a VR game so yeah obviously

Sure, I do if you do!
Ah, alrighty. Yeah I heard the names ofc, I just don't always remember them because it's not my thing.


Aha, nice. I don't have VR myself. Sounds like something that could become dangerously addicting in the future.

ten out of twenty

it is quite addicting
But there's a nice side effect to it :3

I like it
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stupid fuccing original content

The buttholes are kind of weid and dark, meh.


Could be dangerous, you watch out Cherry boy! Especially with the lewd VR!~
What is that?


Aha, goody~
And that gif is pretty good quality, except for the vagina, that looks kinda gross.

pussy never looks good tho
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I'm being careful don't you worry silly fag
Even though I haven't found any lewd VR yet :'(

I'm doing a lot more lucid dreams
I can do whatever I want during my sleep
I could even bang your boipussy if I wanted to

elves
elves

I see that you have that hentai comic. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Be back in a sec. Original content again

Aaaaand done, 20/20.
F-u-c-k. Okay. That was 1024 seconds. Just great.


Aha, that¨s good~
Rip. Don't even start just to be safe!

Ooh, how does that work exactly? I've heard of it but was too lazy to look into it.
Lewd. Needless to say I'm hard at the time of this writing~


Starting off alright user.
I wonder if you are also muted.

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Did i just get muted the fucc

source pls

Yes user. Idk why the mo-ds did it.
If you're as new as me, you have to write something in your post to prevent it.

artist: akushizu
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THANKS
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Thank you
I didn't know it was possible to love elves that much

no problem
I don't know what else the artist as done, so be careful. you might get NTR
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NIGGER NIGGER fuccING NIGGER SHIT NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

H-hey, don't get erect to other people's porn! >.

dude. You there?


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The guy in the comic though he hates elves. He treats them like toilets and breeding stock. God bless his soul.

I am here. See?>>6656789
What up user?

Oh sorry
The flood of porn is to blame indeed
But don't be jealous sweety~ ;)

Well I don't know how that works but basically at some point during my dream I start realizing that I'm dreaming
So from that point I'm able to control it
And glad I made you hard :3
Take it as a repay for that time when YOU made me hard with your tickle pic :p

Aha ^_^''
I'm not actually jealous. M-maybe a little. I bet you like the thought >.< you delicious, juicy tease!~
That is odd, but sounds nice. Do the boipussy next then!~
Yay, I'm glad you're glad

Do I like the thought ?
YEEEEES :^)

endless circle of hardness!
Sounds good for le

*me

Aha, I was pretty quick to call you a bae, who knew I'd be so right though! ♥
Yay! In fact, maybe we should start immediately :3

Idk who this character is but I quite like her.

let's do this

fuking mute system

Game on!
Hmm, what's your opinion on anal sex, Cherry-kun?
Also yeah, it's so stupid x_x How long did you wait?

Alright
Not a huge fan, I love da pussy way more :^)

Waited 500 sec
m o d s should commit sudoku

Oh no o: I-if you don't like booty much, how do I get you to dream about the BP ;~; Maybe you'll have to start with mouth first!
Yeah. Baka m o d s.

Woops, forgot the mouth. Also nearly forgot to type! Whew.

mouth is good
I can get a little crazy in my dreams if I want an do the BP
just for you…. ;^)

Yay~
O-oh my >///< Please get a little crazy for me Cherry-kun!
You big tease

I'll try
next time I have a lucid wet dream

Wooo~ My penis really likes you now Cherry-kun.
Aha, so you have had lucid wet dreams as well? Tell me o:

I can imagine why :^)

Well basically if I don't fap for 2 - 3 days, get really horny by looking at some pics and go to sleep without relieving
I'm guarantee to have a wet dream, lucid or not, but if it is…
Oh boy….

wowww, you guys have been busy~! hello!

Aha, yush, please imagine! ^//^
Y-yeah? If it is, what then? More details >.<


Hello baby~ Did you get to read my reply about your name?~

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yes, I did~

Also if you haven't noticed, muting has been turned on, so don't make any super short replies andalways include at least some garbage text in your posts.

regwrgwtgrtgrtgregt

hello there


more details ?
Imagine being able to fucc your waifu or husbando in your case :^)
And being able to do all of your deep dark fantasy with her
It's really hard to wake up and go back to real life after that

no way cherry senpai, going back to reality is a good thing because it helps you cherish that much more!

Hullo user.


Goody. Will you accept it as a name? :3c I really came to like it.


A-aha, oh boy.
Well, you sure need start by getting a pair of clean underwear I imagine X3

you're probably right


Either that or if it's still clean I finish the job cuz I'm probably hard af

I think poppy makes for some nice imagery~ Plus I really like red too!


Aha, now I don't know if I want you to wake up or not. Probably after you wake up, the boipussy won't feel so appealing to fap to!

Who knows ? ;3

Anyway I think I'm off for a good sleep right now and maybe more
So here's an update of my edit

G'night everyone
And good night silly fag

Lemme know if you do! ♥
Aha, alrighty. Rest well.
Mhmm, the shading looks alright o:
Good night Cherry-kun~

good job neat editor senpai, rest well.

I would normally probably just post one to get your attention, but now I have to say stuff so I don't get muted forever o:

I'm a little busy senpai but I will give you as much attention as I can~

Aha, it's too late cutiepie. My head is spinning a bit, I need to be sleeping. See you later, mhmm?

Okay, have a nice rest! See you tomorrow, I think we will need a new thread by then.

why was this thread cyclicaled?
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Oh, interesting.
I guess so that we don't make a new one? I am ok with this.

I'm back after my DXM trip. Still after glowing and it was quite a fun time. Got some great sleep. And topk_ek at that MTLR gif of Momo with the popsicle. Momo is actually my firefox theme

Ahh, hello DXM-kun. Nice to hear you had fun.
Oh you mean in the OP. I was wondering whether I posted them in this thread. Thought it was in the previous one.

Why is this thread so gay?

It actually reminds me of Kingdom Hearts 2. The popsicle looks very much like the seasalt one in the game. Overall I liked KH1 better, but they're most definitely my favorite square enix and even sony titles. I grew up with playstation and nintendo my whole life. I like Nintendo the most, but I digress.

When they release KH3, I will jizz in my pants. Luckily enough my little brother just got a PS4 for Christmas, so I will buy it when it releases. They need to hurry up already! fucc all these 2.5 releases and all that its very annoying

Aha. I'm a PC masterrace so I don't know any of these.
When is it coming?

Ohai user. It's a gay thread with straight porn. It seemed like it's popular these days so we made one four.

there's a new circle jerk thread?
no wonder the Great Old Ones have forsaken us.

Ah hello user. Don't you ever crave protein?

funny. what gave that away, user?

The Pantyshot bby.

how cute.

Same, but I never had a PC growing up as a keed. I played those titles when I was 10 or so. Still own them today.

My dad has never been very… present within my life. But I still believe the time I spent with him was very well spent, and in that time, he was a great father. He gave my brother and I his PS2 and all the games, KH1&2 included. My brother is a fuccing asswipe and stashed the PS2 away and won't let me play it anymore. He never plays it either. And if I try to take it by force, it ends rather poorly. So I have to deal with it. He has enough decency to let me keep KH1&2 though as he knows I played the ever living shit out of them every time we went to our dad's.

I try and contact my dad and he just neglects to pick up the phone. Extremely depressed man and I feel very bad for him. He attempted suicide sometime during Christmas one year, not sure exactly when. I hope he's fine right now… I'm not too heavily worried, but still.

I wonder if sending this to Square Enix's office would expedite the release date but that's nothing more than a pipe dream

Sorry for turning it in to a feels fest, but I was reflecting on a very nostalgic point in my life. I feel fine too, so don't worry. All in all KH is a great memento to me. And KH3 will be the end to that chapter.

This is the one thing PC can't give you. Console exclusives and most of them are pure gold But I still agree PC is far superior from an objective, technological capabilities standpoint

That's what the thread is all about~


Ah, fair enough. Yeah around that time, I don't think I (well, we) had any PC either. I had Sega megadrive and would rent games for it.
Aw jeez. I wouldn't have thought there were so many feels connected to the games, user.
Well, you did make me go [the urge to hug the user intensifies].
Well, I'd say sitting in front of the PC watching someone play a game, or playing in two, is probably a better way to socialize than doing the same with PC.

you don't mind if I come in and shit it up, do you?

how come you fags don't have names? I thought that was the point of having a circle jerk.

I don't see you shitting it up Panty-user.
Well the other user is new afaik. And I kinda have one. I mean I only chose it because I didn't want to be DONALD TRUMP. Usually I don't use a name on Holla Forums; but since we've been going at it for a few threads in a row, I am okay with this. I even gave one cute user a name myself! Maybe two cute anons. Depending how you look at it.

be nice and pass by >>>/wx/ for a nice fap

Two~ I just haven't decided on what edit of it I'll use yet, hehe. hello there!

Meant to say *in front of the TV is better than in front of PC

Aha, hello sweetie~
Hmm, what edit? As in, Popsicle, Pospicu, or Poppy?

yes~ how are you?

I see it now.
it's not a big change from anonymous, so I missed it.

I would play PC more if my computer wasn't utter dogshit.

I can play emulators on the PC and do basic browsing. I can also render vidyas (at an enormously slow rate), and shit like that. I've been playing emulators on my Galaxy S5 though because its much better than keyboard imo and the controller I have is on its last legs. As well as I cant find the cord for it…

I'm more or less a retro kind of guy. I prefer the old graphics, gameplay, etc. to the new gens. Dgmw I like to play new titles, but not very often. The last game I played that is new gen was Pokemon Moon. Because Pokemon is my favorite franchise and I'm highly committed to it

I am pretty fine, my undecided friend~ Ho about yourself? Isn't it very early there? Or am I confused?


I don't blame you user. Do you have a name then?


Aha, I see. I don't really play that much. I wouldn't say I'm retro, but I do tend to keep playing the same games over and over again, and actually some of them are fairly old.
So, you like animu and pokemon games a lot, mhmm?

hello what is this thread for posting

mhm~ it's very early!

Hello user, it's right there in the OP. Cute/lewd talking, posting porn. Mostly 2D I suppose since some anons take offence to 3D. I don't mind either way though! Whatever anons feel like at any given time.


It's like half past six, yeah? o: How come you are up so early bb?
Also am I making it too obvious which one of the names I like more?~

Yes. Vidya in general, but pokemon is the main thing I look forward to every year (apart from KH3)

I'm also the type of guy to stick to anime that has already been released. (sole exceptions being my favorite, One Piece, and anime that get new seasons added on)

I have watched every episode of One Piece (up to 773!) but have recently switched to the manga. The anime is good, but Toei Animation has Oda by the balls because of how much money it makes. So therefore, they end up filling the episode with long ass scenes and its really annoying pacing wise. Again, I enjoyed it, but there's only so much I could tolerate seeing as I had to wait a week per ep. The manga is great. Better pacing and the art is really capitalized on.

The movies are solid though. I have watched only a couple being the one with Gold Lion Shiki and Film Gold. They're very enjoyable in their own right

I also plan to buy physical OP manga and maybe a Karen dakimakura as the start of a collection. Having all of it from start to finish would be great if Oda ever completes OP before I die but jokes aside I'm only 19 I have a whole life ahead of me

to any cuteboys in this thread please take a pic of yourself in cute panties so i can jerk to it

Hmm, what do you mean by that has already been realeased?
Ah, they pad it to milk the most out of it… shame, but I suppose nothing out of the ordinary.
773 eps? Is that a single, long story?

Also hang on, it's been you the whole time DXM-user? I have not realized…

Yes it was. Idk where the inconsistency in my dialect arose, but I guess its because the drug is wearing off over time? I will glow all day until I sleep again. This is very normal. And yeah, I was also KH/pokemon/OnePiece/retro guy poster all the same

it's good that you let me know which one you like more~! also no, it's even earlier than that!

And by already released I mean anime that has been 100% completed. I'm not the type of guy to watch, "by season" I just indulge on it alone. I prefer to binge watch as well. Hence I'm waiting for Konosuba's S2 to finish up so I can bask in the wet glory of Aqua's lack of pantsu. As well as explosion when I see Megumin :>

You can probably tell I love to be funny

Pink sock

There are obvious exceptions to that rule, but GENERALLY speaking I just watch anime that has been completed. I don't like to be left waiting for so long ya know

It's not the dialect, it's the fact you were both anonymous and not using Karen / references to DXM! Don't hate the player for getting confused.


Glad you think that way~ I also figured since popsicleas are to be put in the mouth and you don't like that, so poppy would be better since that one's for smelling~**
Even earlier, oh jeez, well how come you are up already? Or… still up?


Ah, that was my guess.
I guess that was the reason I stopped watching Game of Thrones. The cliffhangers were brutal.
Well, that is a serious case of a lack of pantsu right there. What explosion?

That¨s a bridge I'm not willing to cross in what appears to officially be a circlejerk thread, user. Tried /cuteboys/ ? I guess it's too slow for that though.

Megumin is an Arch Wizard that refuses to use any magic other than explosion magic. And I was playing on this by saying, "explosion" when I see her cause she's hot and I'm a lolicon but you must've already deduced that much as my waifu is one.

Pic related. Megumin is an adorable character.

I like Aqua the most because she's a smug little troll that gets her just desserts. I identify with the former, not so much the latter. I dish it out and thanks to my skill, rarely does anyone get a rise out of me. (Im not trolling in this thread though) And bonus points she canonically never wears pantsu. Its hilarious

I'm up early today, mhm! I'm a little busy so I'm not able to be posting any images for a little, sorry~

Aha, you keep dodging the question why! You little, little tease!~

Yes, I was wondering whether that was word play or not~ I just didn't know she was an explosion wizard so, I kind of lacked the second half of the puzzle. And aha, sweet, Cherry likes them too. Maybe we could get you hot and bothered both at the same time~
She does look cute, mhmm.
Panties are the cutest though! How is that bonus points?

I agree. I like pantsu pictures quite a lot. But its bonus points because I'm a young ass guy and seeing her naked ass on screen… well. You get the point

Hello again y'all

Aha, I do! But still… butts are just as pretty when covered in tight-fitting panties, and then the panties are cute as well!


Hello bby~ How'd you sleep?

Sleep was good
But now I'm slightly sick…

How bout ye ?

Aha, good.
Aw, too bad. From your stomach, or how? Hey, you should be well equipped to deal with it now that I think about it! Here¨s a nurse for you though.
I am fine, thank you. Got up super late again. Only just finished eating lunch.

I just made some OC expressing my angst about Kingdom Hearts

Aha. You really do like the franchise, DXM-kun.

That's what you get for working in the paediatric emergency department for 2 weeks…
I'm well equipped yeah but thanks for the qt nurse you adorable fag

Aha, I suppose you do, yuh.
You're welcome, you yummy straightboi~
Also, make sure to only explore the rear end, I'm not quite sure whether there's a prepubescent coochie or a soft bulge in the front! Speaking of prepubescent coochies, the new boy likes them too! Don't tell him I told you.

I won't lie. I popped chub. But DXM makes everything down there function slower for a couple days. So no fap atm. Good thing Im maso

As a bifag, I appreciate the honesty. Aha, I see. Well, just means I'll have more time to stock up on the appropriate pics~
Although I must confess I don't understand the relevance of you being a nasochist to popping a chub >.< To the panties, btw, or to what?

Oh I didn't mean to say I was gay or even bi. I'm straight. Those are cooches. But anyway, it frustrates me that I cant wank so it will get me off in a certain way that isn't physical

And the humiliation received in the post. I love light physical pain and humiliation/verbal abuse

Yeah I know you didn't. I was just saying, giving you guys chubs feels good n_n
Hmm, what non-physical way?


Aha, well, the picture contains embarrassment at best. So… Are referring to the fact I told on you that you're a naughty guy who likes little innocent lolis?

Yes exactly. But the non physical way I was referring to; I can't have a physical release, but it still strokes heh me in an emotional type of release. More or less I can't go kerplunk, but it feels great all in a different way. Hard to describe.

You all are very baka.

Well I can go kerplunk and it makes it much more enjoyable. But at this point in time I can't because of the physical inhibition caused by the drug. It WILL clear up in a day's time or so. Its by no means permanent damage. The only way it can really cause permanent damage is if you chronically abuse it. And I do it once to twice a month at most.

I'm gonna switch to taking LSD/shrooms and ketamine/MXE. The syrup in DXM products is very disgusting to drink and is hard on your kidneys. I could order pure DXM powder, but I have no clue where to get it. If anything at that point doing ket or MXE would be much more worth it

Yo, you're all very baka.

ur all stupid lmao

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I'll make sure to tease you some more at some point then.
Naughty~
Uhm, is that some sort of slang or a filter? (maybe for cum?)

For cum yes. I was just being funny again

I figured, just wasn't sure which one it was, slang or filter. Never heard it myself. I like all sorts of synonyms for cum, but kerplunk sounds odd. Doesn't have that onomatopoeic feeling of being slimy or oozing or anything. Well, maybe a little bit.
Say, DXM-kun, have you ever shitposted before? Do you have an avatar or a name? It's getting a bit confusing for me. Well, I'm easy to confuse, to be fair.

Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes. I have been trolling/shitposting for YEARS now. 6-7 to be exact. I have perfected my craft. I love trolling so much. I'm so good at it that I can get someone else punished for arguing with me and I get off scot free. Its hilarious.

My main persona/avatar is Madotsuki. And blondie Karen is my waifu

Kerplunk is an Americunt board game. Its an euphemism I came up with on a whim. I am a very creative and highly intelligent person. I would go as far as saying I'm a genius. I have always been told that I'm smart, have a good head on my shoulders, etc.

We'll use the term Madexsuki to combine my avatar and the fact I use DXM. You can also call me DXM-kun if you want

Aha, very good.
Oh boy. You've been shitposting ever since you were just a little 13yo shota. No wonder you turned out a perv.
Hmm. I think I believe that. At the very least the creativity with your language. Makes you a bit puzzling to comprehend, but kind of engaging too.
Dang, so close. And I think I'll use both. Almost anything-kun sounds cute.
Also a question. How deep does the masochism run? Pic related, yay or nay?

What are you talking about ?

The nurse I posted, Cherry-kun.

I am a writer in both short stories and musical scores/songs in general.

"We find a means to live until we die, but for those who seek a means to die, were they ever truly alive?"

A quote I composed and am really fond of. I have two free tapes out online, but I don't want to link them because I prefer to retain my anonymity. Both of them are correlated to my IRL account. The other was correlated to an IRL Twitter account I deactivated. I now have a Twitter without any ties to my name (other than my rapper name) but I do not want to chance it…

I'm not THAT much of a freak. The masochism runs to the extent of light-Great Old Oneerate physical pain I have got off to cutting before, but I have long since quit cause its a highly bad habit that really doesn't help you deal with anything but the spoiler indeed revealed to me I'm maso. So I really don't regret it at all

Fetishes include: Rule34, lolicon, masochist, maids, devil girls (mostly human such as Momo. Seeing her get off by playing with her tail is incredibly hot to me idk why) I've also enjoyed ERP the few times I've done it. At this point I legitimately enjoy 2D > 3DPD cause normal porn got excessively fake and overall lacking in quality. I still fap to 3D, but not as much

Idk if I left out any. But ironically enough, despite being a troll, I don't like to harm others. I'm also a pacifist. I'm quite the card aren't I? I don't deem trolling as truly hurting others. If you get mad cause I was being an ass over the internet, its really your own fault topk_ek

animu post

Oh yeah. I've tried butt stuff in many different ways. The furthest extent was a vibrator. But I can't seem to do it right ig? I know that if I find my prostate I can get off exceptionally harder by stimulating it. But it always ends up with me fumbling around up there, with an odd feeling. Its not really bad, but its not really amazing. Like I said, it must be user error on my part

Also can't say I've tried bondage before. Mainly cause I can't get a sexual partner but at this point I don't concern myself with losing my virginity. It will happen when its meant to happen, and the repercussions of sex are too grim for it to really be all that worth it.

I would prefer a sexual freak such as myself. But finding that is easier said than done. That being said, there are some hentai I found that appeal to my masochism. For one, Akeno from Highschool DxD is a devil girl sadist. So DOING!

For two, I found a great hentai by the name of Oni Chichi. The protagonist is a loli and she is so fuccing hot. She says mean things and I interpret it as being directed towards me, so I get off harder.

Mhmm, a rather young one at that. Being a cynic, if I am honest, it makes me wonder.
Ah, am not a fan of rap or hip hop, I suppose. Except for one or two DMX songs, which is a nice coincidence given your name.
We'll all be the judges of that my dear. Also I guess that translates as pegging being a nono. I kind of hoped the animu / NEET / anal play stereotype would be true in your case, eheh.
Although light pain does seem pretty tame, mhmm. Another person who does or did cutting… You guys just keep popping in my life out of nowehere. Aha, all turned out good.
I'll try to keep the list in mind for when I try to tickle your fancy.


Oh-ho, scratch that then, the stereotype was true!
I think it is. I'm not very good at it either. Although this one time I had like a 90 minute long session and it was fricking awesome. Came twice pretty much 5 minutes apart and [heavy breathing]


Hello user. no animus here, only 3DPD.>3

Now what would those be?

That's how it's meant to be most of the time, really.

fug. here's something that's not anime

Getting a dick rotting disease and/or a child I'm not prepared to raise. Condoms would ruin sex, and don't always prevent disease/conception to begin with

I've devised a number of ways to get off harder by myself. But it would be nice to have a partner that exploited my kinks :<

I wouldn't mind having a kid, so long as its with someone I truly love. As well as I'm financially stable. But even with all of that I disagree with marriage. Cause its a shitty system as it is, with the only benefit being you get tax cuts. Taxes are fuccing bullshit

I wouldn't even care if my partner cheated on me so long as its purely physical desire + they get tested afterwards + they are open about it. (more or less an open relationship minus the romantic side that entails) I understand primal desire and its cool by me. But its the emotional cheating that really hurts people ya know?

Oh snap. The animus got to everyone. Nowhere is safe, abandon ship / aircraft!
Hi.


Well, that's at worst a danger, not a given.
No worries, I'll convert you to liking boipussy it's all going to be alright!
I know hun, I know.
>Taxes are fuccing bullshit
Well, not to get political, but I think they make sense. The society just has to make sure the system works for the benefit of a majority of people.
Well, probably not just the emotional cheating for a lot of people. But I understand. You want to be the only person in your partner's life, and you dont want them to be dishonest.

Aha, I have to disappear for about 20-30 minute, be back soon my pretties.

Taxes are a flawed system because the Americunt Governshit uses them as a way of nationwide, legal extortion. As well as taking money from everyone to benefit everyone is highly Socialist in nature. I got a whopping $8 on my tax return. What kind of bullshit is that?

As well as they get their money from private banks and use the taxes to pay them off. Big name corporations fund prisons, because everyone sitting in jail is generating tax money. Its a big system of extortion and guess what?

Either you're ignorant thanks to the media, or you're informed (like I am), but can't reach people cause the Government is an authoritative figure. People easily submit to authority.

Churches have tax exemption status and God is tied in to our "pledge of allegiance", our military, even the inauguration. They also use a great deal of ideals that aren't even proven. Religion is very cult-like in nature, and they're legal.

You see, I am indeed a very smart person. This is honestly a major reason I don't sui Not that I feel suicidal atm (I actually feel very content with life) but I have in the past

I hate America so much. But I don't have enough money to leave. College is also a big scam. But making it free/affordable just increases taxes. Its a catch 22. I'm in debt because of it (6K) and it caused me to fall in to a great deal of despair for a couple years. But now I'm looking past it. I truly feel happy to be alive

what did he mean by this

Oh OK aha
For a moment I thought you were talking about the kids I'm taking care of in the hospital….
You scared me a little there pal

Hmm. Well for me it's a way recognising that the goal is creating a society in a way that is conducive to as many people as possible. If the rest of the system does not achieve this goal, taxes are the band aid.

Well that part is obviously undesirable. They could be spent to provide decent education and healthcare and infrastructure, the benefits of which are large-scale.
Don't get too cocky with say you are very smart.
Sad to hear about the college debt. That part of America is really retarded. Idk if college is a scam. In some ways, I'd agree that it doesn't always prepare you for real life.


I will be! Well, it's not an anime thread, it's a lewd 2D pictures thread, that's what the anime part was meant to be. So, make a request and I'll dump! Or accompany my posts with content, rather.


The pic was in my shota folder though~
Ahah, oh boy, that would have been awkward to say!

Yeah i really don't want to get in to a political debate. So I'll move on from the topic

Well, I am. Being good at school doesn't determine how smart you are. But I am a gifted writer as well as I am a good deal different than most.

I also acknowledge I'm very smug. But we all have unfavorable traits. I like it though because I used to have very low self esteem and now I feel better than ever. I'd rather be a cheeky, smug douche if it entails I'm not depressed and wanting to die.

But at the same time, I have that side of me that loves to help others and be Great Old Oneest. Its weird. You can almost say I have MDD, but I doubt it. I'd say its all apart of my personality.

As well as I can admit when I'm wrong. Politics are a rather subjective matter. Both our arguments are backed up with logical reasoning.

But at the end of the day, all politicans care about are making money. We can agree with that much, yes? I am an Anarchist tbh

post what you like and I'll laugh at your taste

Agreed. I think I'd much rather try to make you half-mast ~ than talk about politics and economy.
Well, although confidence is good to have, I am just saying that those things are to be practiced, not professed.
Ah, well… fair enough I suppose?
Being conflicted like that is very natural I think. It's about ballance, though being a good person probably requires a bit more of the latter than the former.


I think we can. I liked Bernie though, and I'd say compared to most people, he was not in it for the money, even though as a senator he certainly can't complain.


Oh yeah? Well I'll post what others like instead, making you go against the entire crowd, be outnumbered and shamed into being nice, how about that!

Shota folder ? well I see no dick so it's going straight to my shy folder
Yeah I love kids but not that way
I only accept 2D loli

Oh, btw, what is the character's name and what anime is she from?

I forgot the name, but its the squid girl anime. I haven't even watched it yet. But I like the pic cause she had a cute face

Aha, I did post it because it was ambiguous. I looked into the loli folder first actually, but there is no nurse folder in there, so I had to get creative ;3
I understand the distinction no worries. I am similar, just with shota. Well, plus I don't necessarily like kids that much, except for the family kids.


Ah, I see. Certain someone posts them a bit on Discord.
Oh boy, what is she going to do with the candle?

Funnily enough, the moment I accepted my flaws and live with them, is the moment I became much more content with life. We all have bad traits. You just gotta learn to live with them!

Trying to constantly change yourself leads to low self esteem, anxiety, depression, etc. (among other things along with it, but still) I do retain a certain balance in my life. I truly do enjoy to help others and all that because it makes me happy. I am a highly empathic person, believe it or not. I can pick up on people's energy and read their intentions/emotions. Its like an actual manifestation of energy. This is why I love DXM. Because it increases my empathy by a lot.

All in all I've come to accept myself. I mainly act smug on the internet tbh. But I don't doubt that it leaks out IRL. Most of the time I'm trolling, but yeah, I do act smug with 100% seriousness at times. As well as I'm a recovering speed addict, and a side effect is becoming conceited. (Not even kidding) So in time, it will fade to a more reasonable level. I'm on day 9 of not using

you're still showing how much trash you have saved

I agree. Sometimes it's really hard though.
I see. I don't do drugs myself, so I wouldn't know. Except for alcohol, and I guess I used to smoke for a few years, even though only like 10 cigs a month.
Hmm. I know that feel. Except I only act lewd on the internet.
I hope the recovery is going to go nicely. 19 is so young to be addicted. You still are a little shota in the end.

She's so smol. I like. I have a great amalgamation of R34. So I will post some images that get me sweaty. Enjoy

Sure. Like I worry about that. You didn't even say hi you skank -.-


Aha, please do DXM-kun~

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Nice.
Also I think the muting has been turned off? Well, try at your own peril I guess.

nope. Shitty muting is still in place.

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Well for me kids are incredible
Even when they're sick they are incredibly cheerful
They're also really thankful, always offering drawings to the medical staff before they leave

Oh. I see. Blimey. I thought it was off since I saw some pretty short posts.


Aha, well that part is nice. One of my nephews wrote me a letter the other day, it was so cute ^.^

Wendy is my favorite girl from FT. I don't even watch it or even read the manga. I just fap to Wendy

FT?
>I don't even watch it or even read the manga. I just fap to
Me and almost every anime / mange.
Also I think you can slow down my dear. Unless Cherry is in a hornGreat Old Onee atm (which I guess he isn't). Or unless you are getting yourself off (psychologically).

I know you like underwear, so I hope you like those pics

I have 159mb of R34


I really don't mind. And its the kind side of me sharing. As well as going through and seeing it is nice for me. Lastly, I'm an otaku as I said. I like to fap to the characters in them and it helps when there's a bit of an emotional attachment to them

But yeah I'm done for the dump for now

Aha, well, underwear is nice, although it would be pretty rare for me to get off to loli so… Just saying, unless you are getting turned on, probably notbody is. Unless there are lurkers.
I do look forward to experiencing the kind side of you though.
Well if we're comparing, I have 8,7GB. Bend over!

And sorry I thought you were the lolicon. I know someone else here is. Who is that?

Tbh my harddrive is swelling with porn, at this rate it's going to burst and splatter lewd bits and bytes everywhere!
It¨s alright Madexsuki. Cherry-kun is the other lewdie who likes teenage coochie. Remember? The one I told about your kink.

Aha, also an important queestion regarding the loli/masochism… Do you only enjoy thinking of yourself as being in the sub position, or do you also like subby lolitas?

I prefer to be the one whom submits if that answers your question. But when I see the girl submit in hentai, it can be great. So I might have some sadism in me to some extent. But I really don't enjoy to harm others, as a matter of fact it makes me feel bad. (unless its all in good fun, so this would indeed include sex/trolling)

And yeah it was cherry. Sorry, the DXM really makes your short term memory hazy

I understand I think. It's the feeling of submission, and I guess seeing others in that position is something for you to self-insert, in a way? Not completely ofc, if the loli is taking the D, that might not be exactly what you want, but the point is "borrowing" the feeling. Makes sense?
Aha, speaking of that, did you shoop the pic?

Oh and to clarify, I really don't feel comfortable with harming my partner. But seeing it happen is cool, to an extent. So that's why I don't think I'm a sadist, but its rather tough to determine.

I'll go with the benefit of the doubt that I do enjoy to piss people off. That much is true. But I don't necessarily get off to it sexually in the same sense of my masochism

Its rather hard to communicate here. Basically, I don't like harming others. I don't like to see people in pain etc. But at the same time, I enjoy to troll people cause its all in good fun. So yes, sex is all in good fun. Its the reason people do it. But at the same time, I do not feel comfortable physically harming them even if its consented. Make sense?

What pleasure I derive from trolling is more so making them flip out while I'm just being an incoherent dick, but at the same time, cleverly getting a rise out of them

Tbf I've never had sex. But I imagine I wouldn't enjoy doing that stuff to my partner. Just do them to me :>

Was grabbing something to eat so I took a bit longer.


+

Yeah, I understand. I don't even like seeing it. Well, rather, it depends. Cutting could be nice, but thus far, all I have seen is cutting out of depression.
I probably could enjoy a little bit. Definitely biting and spanking, maaaybe even slapping the face.

I think so, mhmm.

Ended up going kerplunk. I feel very nice and sedated. Very melty in a way. This was a fun thread though. I'm gonna sign off. I look forward to chatting with you all again when you make a new thread

Helloo, I'm back again, sorry that I've been so away the past day or two!

this is our fourth one but it's cyclical now so I think it might stay for a while!

Oh boy, naughty~
Alrighty then DXM-kun. Have fun, and see you some other time :3
Also the thread is cyclical so I guess no new thread necessary.

Hello there beautiful~ Going to stick around for a bit now then?

I sure hope so, I'm not sure what keeps happening, s-sorry.

I hope so too, my pretty flower~
And what do you mean you are not sure, you must know what's happening!

I guess I've just been getting very busy and not being able to come and check things for a few hours at a time, and then I feel really bad because I'm missing so much. you'll still be up for a while, right?

Aha, it happens I suppose.
Well. About two and half hours. Got to get up around 6 in the morning again.

h-hey, why are you blushing, senpai?

and oh, I see, that's sad.. hopefully I will see you tomorrow too then!

No reason >.<
Aw, are you not going to be around for the next two hours? D:

I'll just be slow~

No good x_x

I'll still reply though so let's talk about something if you want~

I appreciate you, you know, you keep things going very well!

Oh you, you're too sweet~ I bet you smell nice too! I don't know what poppies smell like actually. Time to power up wikipedia.
Well I would ask what's been keeping you busy. Not to blame you or anything, just curious.

Did you learn anything on wikipedia, senpai~?

Wow. wowowowowowowowowowowow unoriginal content.

what a fuccing waste

I almost got the double too, now you have a reason to be happy for the unoriginal content ;333

I did not learn anything, no. Well then, lift up your skirt hunny, I'll find out the empirical way~
And ofc, gz on the quads!

uwaaah~ w-what are you going to find out?

What poppies smell like, of course ♥
Well then?~ Go on.

L-l-like this? this seems like a lewd scheme!

Precisely like that, only you are facing the wrong way honey~ Turn over little one, I'm itching to find out~
Never! I'll just bury my nose in the sweet red flower and have a whiff~

I would never take advantage of you being in that vulnerable position probably.

t-turn over, l-like this? so embarassing

Very good~ You're such a good I'm still not sure if boy or girl ^.^''
I'll just tug your pantsu aside, is that okay?

I-I guess it's okay, this still seems like a lewd scheme!

Jeez, you have so little faith in me >.<
Okay baby, like this. Except I think you should also spread your red flower for ma a little, otherwise I don't think my nose will fit in there!

f-fit in there!? that seems a little scary and lewd, you know, senpai!

Well your cheeks are in the way, that's all! Would you rather I push my face in your cheeks so that I can get a good smell? >.

I-I don't know senpai, I wasn't expecting any of this!

also sorry, I should try to post those other images for you, senpai~

my image wouldn't upload, I tried for a while and it said it wouldn't let me or something because of an exploit, so here's this one instead

Aha, oh well, here we go!
*sniff sniff* Ahh~ *sniff* Yummy~ Poppies smell so nice!
There you go little thing, that wasn't too bad, mhm? You can put all the clothing back on now.

Aha, it's okay litle flower~
I should go have a shower now, be back in a few. Just for a good night kiss I think.

u-uwahh, you really did it! s-so embarassing.
sorry if I made that no fun for you.

see you soon senpai~

I'm out for a few hours and you already smelled poppy's ass
Bad boy silly fag

Back!
You were fun, no worries~ Believe me or not, I didn't plan to do anything naughty! Well, besides sniffing the booty, of course.


It was an empirical investigation! B-besides, what are you doing prying into other people's conversations!

Prying ? nah don't worry
I always look for good pics when I come back
Can't help but see what you guys wrote besides your pics

you naughty fag :p

W-well I never!
It's kind of hot to think a straight boy just e-watched me smell Poppy's butt. N-no homo.
I'll have to keep working on that indoctrination so I can call you that one day too!

You may try but you're not guaranteed to succeed ;^)

Excuse me for a moment I must deliver an important message regarding the mute system :
KILL YOURSELVES M O D S

I knew the risks when I took the job~
Alternatively, you could just do DXM-kun / Madexsuki. You are both straight so it's not gay~ :^)

Oh no, did you get muted again? D: 1024 seconds this time?

You silly~

Yes 1024 sec -.-
Those niggers deserve to be ass-raped by a bunch of enraged monkeyes

I think the logic is flawless X3
Yeah I got 1024 yesterday. We could alternatively go to a different place. There's a slow board that could use some new people to liven it up! Although I am a bit hesitant to move there since I am not in the of smelling people's flowerpots there like I did here >///> Plus it's not as porn-heavy, although I guess they wouldn't mind. It's a circlejerk in the social sense of the word. I really am enjoying the literal part of this little circle jerk with you guys though >///

*I am not in the habit of smelling…

I'm enjoying it too ;p
Not sure I want to move though…
Holla Forums has always been my home
it's the cuck m o d s that needs to leave

Aha, goody~ Let me enjoy it a little for a second, before bed!~ Oh my, the first pic is pretty nice if I say so myself.
Mhmm, that's fair.

Nice pic indeed
Erection approved

But I think I'll have to go to bed too…
I have to go to work tomorrow even though I'm still a bit sick

So have a good night sweetest fag

Yeah, so do I. Getting up in 4 hours 45, shit.
Good night sweet Cherry~

And good night cute Poppy~

this thread is dead as a doornail.

I was talking about the lack of people posting.
is anonymouse about? our conversation this morning was cut short when I got muted.

I'm back. Woke up pretty damn early. Need to take a shower, but if anyone's here, shoot me a reply and I'll be back promptly

...

it's still dead huh?
do you guys even have posters?

I am here kinda. Kinda in other threads, kinda saving porn, kinda thinking about trying to learn how to draw.

you have to go back

I see.
what will you be drawing?


I'm right where I need to be.

I dumped a decent amount of lolis up there enjoy

porn
mostly male centirc xeno femdom stuff, think Tinyfaceart or meandraco
had a few ideas about rule 34 comics as well.
Xenomorph comic, dude gets tuned into a shota basically, and used by the queen for breeding purposes.
Also had an idea for a proper coraline comic, or at least the concept.
I am probably never going to do any of this, but it fun to think about.

that sounds absolutely terrifying.

it's never too late to learn how to draw. how much experience do you have?

I tried a few times, then got discouraged, lost patience, then quit. Also read and watch a few resources gotten from >>>/loomis/
I really don't have the willpower or discipline.

work on it.
I'm going to assume you know about save loomis then. great. have you read drawing on the right side of the brain?

if not then it will get you going. once you've completed it you absolutely have to start drawing from sight. any little thing you can, just make sure you put away some time every day to practive. it doesn't have to be a lot of time, 1-3 hours will suffice as long as you're doing it.

don't worry about style until you've learned to draw from sight. I can't stress that enough, it's where I was fucked in my schooling.

I suck so hard at drawing I don't even try anymore. I'm a better writer so I paint pictures in people's minds through my literary devices

everyone starts at ground level. start trying to draw things you see. good enough is never good enough. keep refining.

Well I'm better at writing so I just stick to that. I've accepted I'm not that good at drawing. And let's be real, if I become a great artist, I would just draw Rule34

there's nothing wrong with that~

writing is a valuable skill. you could be a great author some day. if you aren't already.

That's what I'm looking to do at this point. I'm also a song writer in both lyrics and musical production. (have two tapes released, I just used other people's instrumentals) I've only recently began producing music, but I enjoy doing it.

Music is really hard to make a living off of. So I wouldn't mind being an author. So long as it entails making money off of writing I'm good with it. However, I also love making songs/music so it would be ideal to make a career out of that, but as I said, its harder

I don't understand
Like pick something and draw it?

(checked)
art in general is hard to make money off of.
at any rate, I hope you make it.

you have tapes out you say?


anything. beer bottles, pens, faces, trees, lava lamps. if you can see it, draw it.

Yeah true, art is hard to make a living out of. But if you're an author all you realistically need is pen, paper, and a good publication company to send your work to.

As a song writer, you need a TON of expensive recording equipment. You need to either learn audio engineering or pay someone for it. I want to build myself from the ground up. Recording companies control your music and make you write what sells. And/or they just put you in a trap with a shitty contract like Lil Wayne rn. (And no, I'm not a nigger, I'm actually of the Aryan race being: blonde, blue eyes, white dragon) Wayne hasn't released Carter 5 because Birdman is a dick.

"I'm more concerned with what the paper says than the paper itself" I could care less about being rich or having money in general. I just want to have a comfortable amount of money that allows me to live my life, and not being cucked in to the paycheck by paycheck full time "I hate my job" kinda trap

I really do hope I make it. If anything I will try and be an independent artist as much as I can. But if a record label wants to sign me, I'll just accept the deal; Make enough money, then become independent again. Fuck record labels.

And yeah I have two tapes out. But the first one I recorded with my computer mic (kek) and the second one I really messed up. I'm proud of them, but at the same time really ashamed of them. I also don't want to link them because I'm paranoid of my identity being traced. I don't want some dick on here to dox me (although it really wouldn't do them good)

well, maybe a few of the adaptations of a few monster girl stories will happen after all.

eh, at least if you leave the record company you aren't a sellout bitch anymore.

do you have any samples?


go for it man.

I know a few artists who are garbage, but have a very large following of people.

I don't really care about a following, I just want more art that I like to exist.
there isn't a lot of xen of males

maybe you can stoke some interest in it.

This one is more of a chillwave/electronica type of thing. Truth be told I made it on a massive speed binge. But I'm 10 days clean now and won't use it again. Speed is the only drug that has ever made me feel insane.

I recall times I thought I my thoughts were stuck in a recurring loop. I even said I wish I could go to Hell. Im atheist but besides the point I said I enjoyed being insane. And lastly, I legitimately thought death would be a fun experience.

Here it is. There's also the Rabbit Hole song (I'm first verse, starts at in a different dimension) but I didn't make the instrumental. Keep in mind I have amateur equipment. I didn't produce Rabbit Hole at all so that's not on me.

And trust me, I do not want to sell out. But I have been a poorfag all my life, (with fucking 6.6K in debt thanks to fag college) so it would be nice to have an out to that. I would only be there long enough to get enough money to start my own shit. Hell, I might not even sell out to any extent. I care more about my message being heard. It just depends on the circumstances at the time. But I'm heavily leaning towards no on that. I don't care for money and record labels will grab me by the balls. So there's really no benefit for me to doing it other than getting out of debt

youtube.com/watch?v=T7v6foSPe1o

Oh and I'm "DJ Yume" but I changed the name pretty shortly after to Madotsuki. I might have to change that name for copyright reasons, but the game is free, so I doubt its copyrighted

nah, I just hope you can jerk off to things you make

it just sounds like the stuff every dj makes when they're just starting out. I do like the clips from conker's bad fur day though. made me chuckle. it's cute.


I see.


ahaha. sounds like my original inspiration for drawing.

Well like I said, I am just starting out as far as the production side of things go. And I'm glad you liked the Conker's samples. Its my favorite N64 game. I thought I was being unique though?

I'm not necessarily a DJ by any means. I just had that name there cause drugged up me thought it was a good idea. But after sobering up I realized it wasn't. Speed will make you think ANYTHING you do is the best thing ever. But I can honestly say that after sobering up a bit, I am proud of the song I made.

I do like to make instrumentals, but I'm not gonna make them for everyone else as a main focus. I will probably end up doing that, but the main focus will be using the beats for my own songs. That way I don't have to pay a guy, and the beats I make are exactly how I like them. You can't describe an artistic vision to someone else

sounds like the best route to me.
splicing in random samples here and there may sound like a good idea, but they're more of a distraction really. they kinda make you lose your immersion, you know what I mean?

Hello everyone~


Hey there. I am about now. Those mutes suck balls.

It was more or less a song aimed to be comedic. Also just a test run of shit I could do. I normally don't add samples to my raps. I do, but with much more moderation

Also I got a good idea. I'll just change it to "Madexxsuki" that way it relates to my DXM use and the character I relate to. MF Doom does this with Doctor Doom from Fantastic Four, which is copyrighted material.

Even if the name is somewhat similar, I doubt the guy will get his pantsu in a twist. Its a freeware title that was released over ten years ago. Copyright only really applies to content that you can get paid for. Still would be a good idea to change it to that

it's nice to see you.

and yes, they were. thankfully that "feature" has been removed.


you rap?

That's what I implied by saying, "tapes" but yes. Rabbit Hole is a single on there. Again I didn't produce that one, but still

Also consider yourself replied to. Hello.


So, what's up? Seems like you've been up for some time now?
It has? Neat.
Now, you said our conversation was cut short… Where were we anyway? I think I asked whether you had a name. Though if you avatarfag as Panty, I guess it's not too important.

cool cool.
I wouldn't be able to appreciate it anyway. I don't listen to rap.


yeah. panty is fine.

I'm staying up for 24 hours to reset my sleep schedule.

Yeah. Seeing you made me watch an episode of P&S again. It's a cute, crazy thing. Well, cute visually at best. I don't think they ever released a second season?
Ah I see. How long till bed?

I can't tell you how many times I've tried doing this and ended in failure. You can do this, but if you end up not committing to it, it sucks. As well as your body can pull a dick move and end up oversleeping and rendering it useless…

Its still the best option though. When people tell me to, "sleep an hour earlier each day" I'm like ok let's try. Then I end up staying up regardless.

I'm not sure.
I hear conflicting reports whenever I ask.

it will be 10 hours.


I've done it countless times. you just need something mind numbing. like minecraft to distract you.

I have too, I meant after the fact, if you don't commit to the sleep schedule, its all for naught. As well as yes, it can be a bit hard sometimes

I see. The ending was kind of surprising and rather WTF, if I recall correctly.
Oh. Up earlier than I was and later than I will be. My waking hours will fit within yours like a matryoshka doll.


Attempt number two?
Hello you.

What? Idk what you mean. The pic? I'm not really in a horny mood. Which is surprising because I'm lewd incarnate most of the time

true. it's so hard with a lifestyle like this.


yeah. it even ended with a "to be continued"
but there's no word yet as far as I'm concerned.

I guess so. I'll be out at 5 my time.

I have however woke up at 5AM today. But without a job, or ever going out, its likely I will fuck it up again in no time

Aha, no, attempt number two at saying hi. What's up?
Cheer up Madexxsuki. Fucked up sleep schedule and rings under the eyes are s e x y.


Ah, I don't remember that much, but it obviously introduced a big thing at the end which needs to be explained and now nothing's happening.
I see. Sounds like a Britbong timezone.

I don't feel bad about it. I just find it funny its gonna happen so all I can really do is laugh at myself (in a good way)

as in 5pm.
a britbong would have said 1700.

we gotta watch brief collect those panty bits.

Stuck in an endless loop of messed up sleep. I guess the artist way is your only hope. Unless you do fix it.


Well I assumed you meant 5am for some reason. I mean it was 50/50. Now that I think about it, neither am nor pm sound like a good time to go to bed to fix your schedule. Pm does make a bit mroe sense though, I suppose.

5am is when I'm aiming to get up. I'm a marathon sleeper.

I've gone 20 hours sleeping before.

One time I stayed up for like 3 days straight on speed. I ended up staying in bed for 3 days straight. I didn't sleep the entire time, but I would wake up and eat/drink a little, then go right back

I guess that's alright. Still twelve hours of sleep though, give or take.

You should have been a Norwegian or something. Someone who gets to experience really long nights.

senpai, there's so many people in our thread now that it's cyclical ;~;

hello everyone, how are you all doing?

I don't think we've met. I'm the new guy. Madotsuki is my alter ego, Karen Kujo is my waifu

Im a lolicon like Cherry

Hello Poppy ^_^
Aw, you don't like it? There's just two more.

I am doing fine Poppy, how about yourself?

christ. good thing I don't do drugs!


I guess? I don't know how norway ties into all this.


newbie here.
call me panty.

Nico with devil tail? There's only so much I can handle


Well it really wasn't the drug's fault. A drug can't ruin your life, the user does. While I will admit speed is very damaging and has shitty side effects, I will never tell anyone not to do it. Simply because there are people who can use it responsibly.

Good on you for not doing drugs. There's only a select few drugs that actually do anything for me apart from having fun. But I'm just the type of person that likes them.

I've only broke 3 days a few times. I set a hard limit of two days at most afterwards. Most times I only stayed up like a day and a half.

But all in all I'm happy to be at 10 days of no use. I don't plan to do it anymore either. It feels great

Well I know a Norwegian who says there are super long nights in Norway at some point during the year (presumably winter) when he is able to sleep ten hours, wake up, take a piss and go back to bed for another ten or however many.

Do you at least drink alcohol or smoke?


You did it again, Mouse!
I don't even know the characters.

Hii, you're the one that got the Karen quints~?
That's neat.


Oh, only two more isn't so bad then, that's good! I finally put on the name, I might still decide to change it though, I'm not sure, hmm~


hello to you too

I've been checking a little while I've been a little bit busy, sorry for not posting more and saying hello sooner~

Yes I did. It was quite nice

Nico is from Love Live! and is the Nico Nico Nii! meme. She's very cute

Yeah, it's not too bad, don't panic~ Also lewd, your underwear is showing!
If you change it, you change it! Just make sure to change it to something that can be turned into pictures ^3^


I see. Hmmm, are you sure it's her though?

Oh, that's neat, I didn't post in it, but I think I was there in that thread around the few minutes that you got it, nice job~


You can help me deciding what it will be if that happens~!

And yes that does look like it, because the other character is from the same show I think.

Yes. Because the girl next to her looks remarkably similar to Maki. (because she is Maki) As well as Love Live is a very popular anime. So my deduction is right here.

good for you man.
going clean isn't easy.


I drink like a sailor and cuss like a fish.
what's up?

jesus. do they get any sun at all over there?


it's fine.

It's a deal!
Well now. How was your sleep, Poppy-chan?

Ah, well if both of you agree, it's most likely right X3
I don't watch much anime, I just use it as reaction


Oh boy, that's a lot of drinking. On the other hand fish have a hard time talking so I don't see how that figure of speech makes sense. Unless it's meant to say you don't.
I think they get pretty normal amounts of sun during the spring and summer.

Well a lot of it's arctic. Svalbard is pretty much pitch-dark for months at a time. But even the northernmost part of the mainland in finnmark gets some twilight even on the winter solstice. On the flip side the sun doesn't go down for months at a time.
For a lot of people it's actually harder to sleep in the winter. Because you don't really have the sun to wake you up in the morning so you just remain pretty lethargic all day, don't do anything, and don't get really tired.

Speaking from experience? Yeah it isn't all too easy, but its not all too hard at the same time.

I still do other drugs, but I have a good sense of control with them.

I only got hooked to speed cause I was heavily depressed/suicidal and genuinely didn't care. As well as its only psychologically addictive, so I figured it would be "easy to kick"

I learned from my mistakes. So I am being much more responsible about my other drug use. I'm also dealing much better with depression, and I'm not suicidal now.

Also alcohol is a drug. Any substance that can alter your state of consciousness is considered one. You're not to blame, its a common misconception. Thanks to the idiotic public schooling system saying, "drugs and alcohol"

But yeah. I forgot to mention physical addictions are hard to get clean from. Although speed may seem like the most addictive thing in the world, it really isn't physically addictive. Its hard to clean up from speed, but its easy once you break the 3 day point, and even easier at the week point. But it does give you bad insomnia and cravings for 2-3 months.

Physical addiction refers to when the body needs a drug to function properly. Speed does throw your body out of whack, but its a result of staying up, never eating, etc. Not a result of withdrawal. The only withdrawal from speed is all in your head.

Alcohol is a physically addictive drug, so be careful.

Also

I love One Piece hehe

I had a very nice rest, this time, thank you~ how was yours?

I've actually had aspirations of being a pirate. Too bad it won't work IRL I cri. Here's some funny OP OC I made

Good to hear~ A dreamless night in a comfy bed?
Mine was rather pretty short. I am going to go to bed earlier today for sure.

still, 20 hours no sun must suck dick.


I can only imagine.


I know full well.
but if it's not considered a drug by the general population despite it being on I don't feel the need to point it out.

it's like weed. a dirty fucking normie drug.

I would lose all respect for Whitebeard if he hugged someone who likes Naruto. I think he'd do this.
also saved the first one

Yeah. Now that I think about it, I would think Alaska should be like that too?

It's just a sphere on an angle rotating around a single light source. Everywhere gets the same amount of light over the course of the year. At the equator the day-length doesn't change and at the poles there's one long day. Between the day lengths change more closer to the poles and less closer to the equator.

Weed is one of my faves. But I'd have to say my DOC is DXM atm. But I still enjoy my occasional use of DXM quite a lot. Problem is I can't use it as often as weed or else I will damage tf out of my body. Plus the syrup put in those cough and cold meds are not only disgusting, but much more damaging than the DXM itself. It would be most beneficial to order pure shit, but idk where.

I also need to try better dis-associatives like Ketamine and MXE. Once I try those they are likely to become my DOC.


kek yeah Naruto sucks so fucking bad its unreal. My favorite straw hat is Usopp and my favorite villain is Buggy.

I truly believe Buggy has some kind of innate power we haven't seen. Like for one he is immune to Mihawk's sword attacks and he has been around for so long that its only reasonable to assume he will git gud. Also he got lots of prisoners from Marineford in his crew and Shchibukai status makes him immune to the navy so he has time to train

(spoilers are there for a reason, they are actual spoilers to the show)

I'm reading the manga now though. Toei animation is so bullshit with how long they drag everything out. The anime is still at Zou and the manga is in the middle of a Big Mom arc. That's ridiculous pacing. I got fed up with waiting every week so I went to the manga

Yeah, hence Alaska should be similar since it's similarly far from the pole.
It might be interesting to see the correlation with suicide rate. I've heard a bunch of people hold the higher suicide rates of Scandinavian countries and Finland as evidence of how terrible socialism / atheism is.

And to clarify, the occasional use of DXM is less damaging than the syrup they have it in. I mean yeah it can cause damage, but not as much as throwing a boatload of sugar and glucose on your kidneys does IF you use it moderately. Which I do

American cartoons suck so bad these days. We used to have kickass stuff like Tom and Jerry, Dexter's Lab, Powerpuff Girls, (original) Scooby Doo (with the bats flying at the start), Blues Clues, basically all the 90's cartoons.

Now its a bunch of shit like Adventure Time that tries to call itself a cartoon smh. This is why I only care to watch anime now. Its so much better

Hmm, I see. I haven't seen much of contemporary American cartoons. Or of the old ones, really. Except for Scooby doo and a bit of Dexter's laboratory. Oh and Tom & Jerry, ofc.
I haven't seen much anime either though, so uhh, not like I am qualified to compare.

I'm sure it is.


I heard you mix purple goofy juice with sprite and it taste passable.
I don't know though. that's just what my black friends say.

Yuh. Ah well.

That's codeine which is basically an entry level opiate. Its very over rated too, hydrocodone is much better.

And about the DXM use, I wouldn't suggest doing it for too long. I had quit, and the only reason I did it again recently was because: 1st time I was actually sick, and 2nd time speed really fucks with your NMDA receptors so I used DXM (an NMDA antagonist) to regulate it.

I've done it for a couple years, but I'm done with it now. Not only are there much safer dis-associatives, but the risks of DXM are worse than the benefits. I end up with shitty short term side effects that make the experience not worth having. Its still a cool thing to try, but its not at all good to use for very long. Ketamine is a much safer drug. (not saying you'd be doing these any time soon, but just in case)

I never chronically abused DXM, so luckily enough I don't have (much) damage from it as a result. I don't notice a negative change in my daily life, and it really helped me a lot, so I can end the chapter on a good note. I'll still keep my name like this though as a memento of the experience as a whole

Enough rambling on about that though. Let's drop some lewd material. If anyone has good R34 of Karen I will love you

it's fuckin beautiful as a motherfucker up there too.


ugh, I'm going to have to learn this shit eventually.
it's all so complicated.

Now we're talking!~
Got no Karen to my knowledge though.


Ah, have you been?
For me it's always going to evoke the thoughts of that Steven Saegal movie and of the world's favourite dumb bimbo MILF.

I'm bored with going on about drugs. Let's post porn

...

never. I've been to almost every other state.


all I've got is fur shit. so I'm gonna pass on that.

Aheh, sorry DXM-kun!
It's nice to see an animu who likes to see porn of his waifu. The ones I have encountereed so far hated when people do it.

Well I will admit that it took a little time before fapping to Karen. But I did it and it was nice

Probably like me with Ninja Turtles.

I'm starting to feel tired. Time for more coffee.

I plan to go out with my friend today. Said he had an interview an hour and a half ago. So he should be saying something within the hour. Idk if I can come back on while I'm out, because I don't have service. But we'll see what happens.

Aha, neat. Enjoy your coffee Madexxsuki~

And by, "go out" I mean getting out of the house. Boy, I really suck at communication sometimes kek

Also that step by step penetration

I remember you're a straightfag, no worries.
Not that much step-by-step tbh.

More or less the tease and then going further and further down got me good. I've always loved the teasing.

Hmmm, I see~

The pacing has been bad but it's also impossible to start and finish the process of making a single anime episode in a week. I don't know of any (and doubt there are many) animes that have less of a lag time behind the mangas. Oda's pacing with Dressrosa wasn't great either. Not that it excuses the subpar animation that toei produces.
It will be interesting to see what comes of Buggy. I sort of suspect he'll continue to mostly be comedy relief, but who knows. He'll have to be involved in at least a couple of the story arcs with the navy in the future.

I've always liked usopp cause he's so funny, the underdog, and is a diamond in the rough in general.

But it's recently revealed he has haki so I wouldn't doubt buggy having it in the future. I actually liked dress Rosa it was fish man island I hated.

I also enjoy luffy and sanji. Robin is my favorite female though.

Also how the fuck do you remove this annoying blob in the background it lags the ever living shit out of y phone

this thread makes me want to blow up a jewish orphanage

And yeah I get that the anime will always be behind the manga. I generally watch anime and don't mind the pacing. Hell, I watched the anime from start to middle of Dressrosa and enjoyed it through and through (barring Fish Shit Island).

However, these past few weeks have been pure talking which is bs. They fill it with a bunch of drawn out scenes that could realistically be made shorter. But they won't change that because its a money milker.

I have been reading the manga and will continue to do so. But I will watch the anime for some key fights that happen, because I generally enjoy anime more. I need some good manga recs outside of OP though, so feel free to help me out here

oh and forgot to mention that to middle of dressrosa it was from start to being caught up is what I meant. I watched all the way up to a couple episodes ago (near the end of zou)

Pica cut in half and Gear Fourth made me tear up out of joy. It was that fucking good. I can't wait to see how hard Sanji kicks ass. I'm not quite up to speed in the manga yet

I hate you so much. If I were to try to order them from most to least favorite it'd probably be Robin, Zoro, Brook, Chopper, Nami, Franky, Luffy, Sanji, Usopp. The last 3 lack all subtlety, well actually everyone except Robin and Zoro do but mostly Usopp.
You have to change the theme to remove the blob. Bet you spent a week staring at bbc gifs.

We can agree to disagree

Not without hating each other.

I don't hate others for their opinions

Also thank you for telling me how to remove that piece of shit. So much better

Jeez, you really can trigger people. You weren't even trying that time!

kek what? I honestly wasn't. I was trying to tell him that we can agree to disagree

I know, but you made the user hate haet you! In the post before that.

Well if you hate someone for their opinion, you've already lost

Well I agree it was a rather strong reaction from the user. Probably not srs though.
Still, you wipe that smug expression off your masochist otaku face. I wonder if you've been spending time in the spank thread.

This isn't a matter of opinions though, Usopp's nose looks like a dick.

Catgirls make everything better.

I have disregarded the spank thread. I don't know what its really about and Im kinda reluctant to finding out


I can't deny that. But its funny

no catgirls for u

I think OP is a femanon. Or so they say. You should pay a visit some day! Indulge in your kink.


That's harsh user. Don't fight. Spread love! >.

Idc that much for nekos. I like pic related though. Basically lolis, devil girls, and maids.

I have other fetishes, but those cover the basic type of women

Back for more
more love
more lolis
more hentai
more alcohol
more alcohol
MORE ALCOHOL
MORE ALCOHOL

shit I might need to puke -w-

I don't like full on monster stuff though. I only go as far as tails and horns. They have to be mostly human. But Momo is a prime example

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Wendy can't handle her alcohol? Time to take advantage kidding, I don't condone rape

Hey Cherry-boy~
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah!
YEAH!
YEAH!

Oh no ;-;

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Me too
I prefer softcore consensual romance

wassup silly fag !
lemme holla at ya

Nothing is.
I'm glad you came for love as well as all the other stuff bby, makes me warm and fuzzy on the inside ♥
The holling is received! What have you been drinking old boy?

Well, actually I've been reading up on the finals. Damn. I need to learn to split my attention better.

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Lots of beers mainly…
But I drank with the chief physician and since he loves whiskey, well I drank whiskey too~
the hiccup is real

Oooh boy :3c How many have you had, do you remember?
C U T E !!! ~

I'm more of a liquor myself. I can enjoy beer too though. I'd have to say my favorite drink is white russian

i've lost the count..

.>>6663849
White Russian
oh das tasty

I can't even quote good right now;_;

Hah. Do you think you'll be able to keep it in?
Helicopters can't quote so it's all good!

I'm more of a fan of this variant!
Jk, never had either this or the original White russian.

The only sex I ever have is with a condom. I feel fine, sex is good for me.
How do condoms ruin sex?

It robs you of skin to skin contact. Directly touching someone feels good. Having a rubber balloon on your dick robs you of the feeling of her lips wrapped on your dick

I'm I'm a virgin, but I know the science behind why condoms make sex worse so it's good enough

I'll be ok no worries~


Oh I'm sure you'll love the almost WR
you baka semen lover fag~

That's good~ To be honest, sometimes it's better to get it over with though. I do it rarely, but when I feel like it's inevitable…

Aha, maybe. Hihi, I would hae used a conditional instead of the will future. You thinking of serving me one?

Maybe I should say, I have never had vaginal or anal sex without a condom. Whenever I was blown it was sans condom. But for the vagina. Always wrap it.

As for the science…go out and do it, its really the friction that gets you. Not as much skin on skin. As far as I can see, and I have sex atleast once a week, condoms don't ruin sex.

Either that or I'm not able to english well right now
which one do you prefer ?
Ah! I already know the answer -w-

Do you know what everyone who thinks condoms ruin sex have in common? They're fathers. You know what else they have in common? They're retarded. Women have a lot of options for birth control, men have commons: learn to love it, or get used to paying child support. .

I meant pussy lips

I don't really care to lose my virginity at this point. Unless its with someone I actually love. And its scientifically proven its enjoyable to be touched by someone. So skin to skin would be better.

I get why you use condoms and I'm not saying you shouldn't. But with a partner you love and trust, who is clean, I would suggest trying it. At least anally if you're paranoid of getting a kid. Which is perfectly understandable. I know I would end up busting inside kek.

This is why I really don't care about having sex. Cause condoms don't always prevent disease or kids. (but they certainly help) But oral/anal I'd be game for all the way. However I derive more enjoyment through fapping > the whole process of using time and money to court women IRL.

So in short good on you for using condoms. But they do muddle the experience. And idc for sex at this point cause its an ephemeral feeling that's more trouble than its worth; That I can achieve through my own means. I am proud to be a virgin if it means I'm not a dad/cuck

Well, that's always the option when you're drunk.
You mean whether I'd prefer having a Cherry-made WR?
Aha, indeed you do~ Of course I'd want it

I mean yeah, if I ever have sex I will wrap up. I was just saying that skin to skin FEELS better is all. But having a kid/disease would be a life ruiner so nty, I will stick to my 5 finger grip. I'm also a firm believer in 2D > 3DPD cause fuck getting cucked

Well I could serve you one right now~
I'm always horny when I drink and holy shit am I drunk tonight

Oh babe, please do! I want to get drunk on them >///

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What is th is from?

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I'm sorry user, I just got it from Gelbooru. If you're asking about the webm, maybe I could find the source.

Come on CHerry-kun, I want your sweet boymilk-flavoured White Russian~

Too bad you can't send COCKtails via a thread discussion ;p

A-aha, have you made it then? n///n
I made real effort to avoid that pun :P

Hi

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Well almost…
It still misses the coffee cream, the vodka, the cream and the ice
and the glass

Still sounds great!~
It will be hard to get drunk on it without the vodka though.
Means you have to make that much more baby~

What's wrong with 3d

Means you have to make that much more baby~
Though I suppose that's for another time. Unless you feel full enough for another go ofc~

That would be nice, call your sources and get me the 411.

Hmm, look for Strike Witches, or for World Witches Series

I could but I'd love to make you wait for it ;p

Ahhh, what a tease >.< Well, I need to be going now anyways.
Thank you for the cocktail Cherry-kun, it was yummy~
I do hope to get two out of you some day~
Good night :3

G'night ;3

Good night everyone~ I was busy again but at least I can come to say good night~


wow, that's neat~ I came to say good night at the same time as you, senpai~

hello~ is anyone there?

I wonder where everyone is ~~

They're likely all asleep, I'd probably be in trade school right now if it was open.
Post lewds I've got serious morning wood.

I think Anonymouse woke up almost 3 hours ago, maybe, but he's always busy in the morning I think, I'm not sure!

which user are you~?

I woke up 3 hours ago too coincidentally
I'm just user that's all.
foot user if that rings a bell
Apologies for the late reply my internet is potato

oh, yes it does ring a bell~

hello there foot liker, how are you?

Not bad m9 cheers and yourself?
I finally get a day off for the first time since christmas and I miss my ride home from my boarding house ;_;

Oh, that sounds terrible, how will you get home? Or to wherever you wanted to go

Probably going to withdraw some money from my savings and head home in a taxi cab, gotta prepare for an interview with a company.
Should be a right laugh.
It's cool though atleast now I get to fap before I go.

I just want senpai to wake up~ ~ ~

nice dubs, aww I missed the get.
just got home.
So is that marty guy still around? the fucker stopped emailing me a long time ago.
Last I heard he was trying to become a nurse.

I missed 6666666? Fuuuuuck

I wonder who got the

I was so close to getting it!

It was such a waste of a once in a lifetime get. I agree with gay rights and all, but still. It was SO anti-climatic

Would you have thought it was dumb if I got it too~? with what my post said?

Millhouse is not a meme

But on a serious note, I wish it would've been Stan worship or something

But enough about that. I want to post lewds

I'm confused by this post, but it's oaky

Oh you weren't ?

I'm Poppy chan.

My bad. I don't use my name outside of this thread

You got it right o:
Yeah, was at work.
Hello cutiepie n_n
Aw jeez~


Oh, heya foot user. If you're still here anyways.


Neither do I. Hello DXM-kun.

hehe, yes~
and imagine if I got the super number when I said that~! also hello there~!

I disappeared earlier, whoopsie! Are you still here~?

Just came back

Aha, it was still dubs ^_^
Hello, little flower. How are you doing?


Welcome back. How was the friend-thing yesterday?

the first ones after it happened~ ~ ~
I'm doing okay, I might eat something soon!

oh neat, yay, welcome back!

Ended up not even going anywhere cause his job interview was WAY longer than expected. Ended up I was too tired so I just went to bed. so Im trying for today

Indeed~
Aha, I see. Got anything in mind?


Ah I see. I thought that maybe when you switched to the phone, you were on your way to his place or some such.
Trying what, to meet up?

Out of the house in general. I switched to phone at some point cause I wanted to lie in bed

Well, that shouldn't be too difficult. Feeling lazy?

Sorry for late reply. I'm trolling the shit out of a chat room. Also I am inherently lazy

The folly of youth. I hope you fap drive is going to be going just as strong tonight~ Really, which is in like 30 minutes for me.

My fap drive is always on to some extent. I am lewd incarnate

We should give it a test drive. See holw we can keep it running.
I'll be back afk for about 30 now.

see you soon senpaaaaai~

Back from trolling

I am back too! Hey you two~

I'm doing well

How did the trolling go, you absolute madman?

It was hilarious. I love getting people pissy over the internet

How awful.
I prefer getting them… *puts sunglasses on* sissy.

rude

I'm not much of a bad person irl. Like I said before there's the kind side to me and the dick. I don't act dick towards the people of this thread cause you're cool

oh, I was just kidding, it's okay, i'll do my best to consider that though~!

I can be dense at times sorry

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The bad troll community

you're like a part of our thread now, what would we do without you, silly user.

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oh no, i'm sorry user, I didn't mean to shock you, please settle down and I'll try to make some tea to help calm you.

This thread is so dead

I was busy shooping a pic for user.

I don't care what y'all think, it turned out nearly perfect!

0/10

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I know, it's simply orgasmic.

I'm just dropping funny things until the thread is alive again

Got to lure out the lurkers somehow. Or lure them in first.
Or Poppy-chan.

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I liked Ruby the most from that (red hair girl)

Hi there. Who is that? Looks cute

…that worked out much better than I thought. Gotcha user! You're not leaving now!
Howdy?


…well, two of them have red hair, really. Or I guess the shy one has pink.

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The dandere being lured with a lolipop


Ahh Rem. Loli and a maid.

Neptunia
>>>/nep/

Too bad I like (mostly human) devils more.

Like pic related

h-h-hello~

Hello X3

Basically I go as far as horns, tail, and wings with devil girl fetish. But full on monster is a no go

Nepnep isn't an angel.

monster girls are entry level furry trash.

It looked like it from

Like I said they gotta be mostly human. But for some reason I like wings and tails. Horns are OK, but not as liked as wings/tails.

Look up the To Love Ru wiki's characters. The Devilukians are prime examples of what I can tolerate as far as the kink goes

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If that's wrong I don't want to be right.

I've seen it.
can agree devils are sex-e af dude.

ahh ok I gotcha now. And agreed on both points. I don't kink shame, but I turn a blind eye to monster stuff

Gif is one of my favorite scenes from the show

Pic is a funny cringe I saw on Twitter once

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those two were too lewd dude.

OwO

Momo is such a freak I love it

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Sorry that I went silent. Stupid kids wont get out of my room

Ayy everyone
I'm sober this time

How did they get in there?


Hello Cherry-kun. Howdy?

I live with parents and I'm the ONLY person in the house forced to share a room with my younger sibling (fucking bullshit)

Then my nephew comes in and literally every time I tell him to get out, he bitches and whines. Then my younger sibling is a stubborn jackass so he stays. Can't do anything about it. My mom won't do shit. My nephew's mom won't do shit. Its very annoying

What's even more annoying is that my younger sibling is supposed to be gone right now with his dad (they had a divorce) and he called him and said he wants to stay. That's not how court orders work smh. So Im forced to have them in here against my will, even though he's not supposed to be here…

I just used blackmail (threatened I'd record him cussing at me) and now my annoying newphew is gone

doing ok
What about you silly fag ?

"Why have a tude when you can be lewd?" too bad I cant post lewds cause of the risk it will be seen…

That's part of the reason I switched to the phone in the first place

what is this? Chrystal thread?

Rest in peace. Sounds fustrating af.

A devilish solution! Good on ya.


I'm alright as well. A bit tired. But feel nice!

Nah. She :^) would be welcome to join in though! Well, as far as I am concerned anyway.

Yeeees? What of this?

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long day at work ?

also who / what the fuck is chrystal

Well, not that much I suppose. I mean, the same working hours as always. There was a bit more of physical work I suppose, as is usual on tuesdays and thursdays. But it's the last two days' sleep that has been too short.

There used to be these ebin threads Chrystal would post, with a bunch of namefags. She would act kinda over the top like a teenage girl (would spam smileys and hearts… used like seven different ♥-like heart smileys). Posted tits w/ a timestamp few times. Only thing is it was actually a guy who paid some girl for pics with the timestamp.

Some user paid a few hundred dollars to a rather unknown cam girl. He asked here to send him some nudes with timestamps on it. He then used those to roleplay as a girl here. Making threads similar to this one. Kindness + porn.

eww 3DPD

So I assume you used to stick around them, mhmm?

Just got in a big argument with the brat cause I kicked out my nephew. Luckily the brat left. But Im still putting my music on cause I don't want to deal with anything rn…

yes for a while, that nigger posted some good porn.

I want to lighten the mood/tone, so the music I'm listening to is Gorillaz. I love their instrumentals and overall production so much. I'd give my left nut to be that good

don't you have any webm's? Are we supposed to listen to that picture?

You gotta sleep some more silly fag… not having enough sleep is bad for your health

Oh yeah I remember now
I've never really paid attention to these threads but I remember the walls of annoying smileys…

So it was actually a fag who paid a camwhore to shitpost on Holla Forums ?
What an idiotic way of wasting your money…

I don't. Other than this one. But its not a song. I just like it a lot

Oh yeah, that is true. All the cum pics were rather nice.


I won't stretch it too long today, but I will stay up for at least two or three hours. You can't stop me!

He said he got some extra money and wanted to do something for Holla Forums… said there was a lot of negativity those days and he just wanted some friendly banter.

At Feels Good Inc. now

Well, your post sounds like he paid her to post here, but there was never a woman posting here. She sent those pictures to him, and he used those when posting here.

yep, that guy posted a bunch of cum pics. Those threads were a lot hotter before we realized it was a guy posting.

sigh… you're as stubborn as some of my patients :3

well that's sad…
so he wanted to do sothing for b
but he could have done something better, like, I dunno, fuck the camwhore on cam

what is going on fags.
so is this the new pony thread?

No. Its mainly a lewd/general talk thread

Nah I got the fact that he paid her so HE could shitpost

but they took away the cyclical thing away from the pony thread

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Really ?
Oh shit that's fantastic news
No more horsefuckers yay

I want to get off can you help?

Tfw they would have been hotter for me if I knew he was a guy from the beginning. But yeah, breaking the illusion did take something away I suppose. I get why he wouldn't go back to being Chrystal. Even though there was some thread where OP asked where "she" went and Chrystal did pop in briefly.


I probably am hunnybunny~

Aha, it was nice of him. Well maybe. Idk. The threads lasted for longer time though. And as the other user says, lots of them were full of really nice (straight) porn.

they'll just come here

Oooooooooooh ♥♥♥

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They are not welcome
Just like muslims are not welcome in Europe or any other part of the world tbh

If they do come here I'll have to spam dead horse pics and fluffy abuse

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you think that will make them leave?

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mmm I love the pokegirls ty

considering they're all just a bunch of soft cunts
I'd say maybe

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I'm already done. Muuuuch better. I'm not mad anymore.

I can last way longer, but I just needed a quickie

nice footpics brah

Aha, nice~ Care to go for round two in 20, 30 minutes?~


Aha, I didn't even realize~

I'll have to see how I feel. A side effect of speed use is that it really lowers your sex drive. So its gonna take some time before it 100% balances. But I've gained a good amount of it back so far

Well, posting fap material persistently can't do any harm!

De Geso

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Hm?

Cherry baby, are you still here? x_x

I am
what's the matter ?

Its a saying squid girl uses

Was just wondering whether I was posting for naught >.

Gonna have to sign out for tonight. Its nearing the time I get drowsy as per my circadian rhythm

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Nah no worries
I'm still there watching and saving what makes penis happy

Good night DXM-kun~

Aha, goody ^.^
And the pic, oh my ♥

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I think I'll have to go soon though….
I knew you'd love it

Aw jeeez. Aw, jizz!
I am too easy to read!~

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Well I really have to go so I wish you good night silly fag~
and yes I just jizzed on one of your pic ;)

Aha, good night Cherry-ku~
Yay

Page 14, please don't go yet…

thanks, neat-user~

It was me in fact!
I just thought no one was around so didn't use my name.

Im here

Oh heya. Staying up late again? Or getting up super early?

I've been getting up super early for the past 3 days. I'm keeping a Yume Nikki now too so I can try and lucid dream. Sleeping feels wonderful.

Back when I was an anorexic, tweaked out insomniac… it really reduced the quality of living as a whole. I'm about to get to two weeks clean of speed.

That being said I still love my coffee. But it doesn't interfere with my basic necessities, including sleep (unless I use it to force myself awake, in which case I have to be moving constantly)

Keeping a what? But good that it feels wonderful~
Keep going DXM-kun. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for you.
How do you like your coffee?

I love the taste of coffee and caffeine really helped to curb my cravings. And a Yume Nikki directly translates to, "Dream Diary" Yume Nikki is the game I avatarfag the MC from

Ah I see n_n
But I meant, how do you like your coffee made though?

Straight black no additives. Best way to drink it imo. But if I am craving something sweet, I will add a little sugar and vanilla extract with ice

hehe.

Aha, I see. Man, I don't think I could handle coffee without sugar.


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I've used milk in the past, but it really ruins the flavor anymore. Which is why if I add sugar, its just with extract or at the very most, French Vanilla creamer

Yeah the milk I get. I usually like mine with milk, although in the morning I often have it without. But no sugar?

Oh on an unrelated note, how's the family situation going? The cousin left already as I understand, yeah?

I just like to drink my coffee black, and strong. Its a preference is all. I also drink green tea with nothing added. I like to keep these two drinks pure, in a sense.

The family shit? Well its my nephew. And he leaves here, unfortunately. My mom finally got on to him about the shit he's been doing. So hopefully he stops being a brat. The younger sibling of mine is an ass, but I can't do much about it considering Im forced to share the room. He generally stays out though. And thanks to my waking up early, he will be at school more times than not.

lives*

Aha, I see.
Nice.
Are we talking loose tea or bagged tea here though?

Oh, nephew not cousin, woops. And damn, sounds like you are trapped indeed. Good you still manage to have privacy. Especially to fap bby~

bagged tea. I don't want to get back in to the Family Matters with Steve Urkel cause they annoy me

web.archive.org/save/http://8ch.net/b/res/6651722.html
web.archive.org/web/20170125124530/http://8ch.net/b/res/6651722.html
archive.is/E3DD9
captured 9 times already, why you saving this you perverts?

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Ah, I see! That makes all the difference. Although I think that drinking loose tea without sweeteners generally goes without saying.


Aw gee, what a webm, thanks user, saved!

wowww~ this was so funny! thank~!

That girl was a bitch in Date A Live. Kurumi and Tohka master race

what you mean

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Ah well.


Not bad. Thanks user!~

Kurumi is so sexy. She is a yandere and I typically don't like them, but she's different

Who do you typically like, Madexxsuki, mhmm?~

I've already told you my fetishes. Idk, it really depends on the character as a whole. I can't say I like certain deres. The ones I generally like most are tsun, and there are some dandere I like. Kuudere is hit or miss depending on the character, but yandere is no go except for Kurumi.

Who is the pic?

So, while we're on the subject of occupational hazards in the workplace… why does my cum look like custard?

I know (that's why I posted that pic, really).
I don't know where the char is from though, sorry.


If that's the amount of your dedication, I cannot help you user. I couldn't help you even if you did but hey…

Probably it's a combination of poor hydration and the frequence of fapping (it happens with a low one, I think). Are there maybe like small dark brown lumps or something like that?

Damn she's cute

Yeah, I have seen pics of the character elsewhere for sure. Found another one.
And look at that, with the power of Google, her name is Takanashi Rikka.

Damn it. The anime is on going. So I won't start it until it finishes.

I did this with Watamote. (the one pic related is from) was very funny and really underlines what social anxiety is like

Aha, that's Tomoko yeah?
It's like that time I referenced Cthulhu because even though I had not read Lovecraft, I assumed everyone knew what Cthulhu was. Boy was that awkward af.

Yeah I knew her name is Tomoko. Just didnt know if you did kek.

omfg kek I'm watching Kiniro Mosaic (where Karen comes from) and saw this. Show is just too funny

Ahah, I knew you did, was just telling you I didn't!


I assume the character is Aya pretending not to be herself to avoid some embarrassment.

Yes. Aya is 2nd best girl after my waifu imo.

And I told you I was an otaku

She's in a mood to be bad though

Bad news guys, a member of the KKK has been spotted. Racists are still out there and don't even hide.
archive.is/loy8l

Awh man, I wish it was legit. We need to bring death to more niggers and spics

I know, I wasn't indignant you were watching an animu, it just foiled my plan!


Suki pls.

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You should be stroked into submission to be honest.

I wish I could learn Japanese, legit. That way I could go to Japan without being a Wapan resident

Your waifu don't care if you talk American to her, fortunately~

That much is true. Her English sounds really funny, but in a way its adorable

webm?

I dont have any webms unfort

Why is this thread cycling?

Cause its honestly just a big circlejerk between cherry, poppy, mouse, and I

Aw. Make one? For meeee?~ Or just link a youtube video?


Probably because we had 3 before this one and were about to make a fifth one.
Say, user, are you up for some 2D porn?

h-hey senpai, where do you get all of these eggplants, you always have too many!!

I order them on the internet, Poppy-chan!~

[F4M] Little girl won't eat her vegetables
aubergine tastes like ass

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youtube.com/watch?v=zP3QpCdyIw4

I don't undersaand, so I take it as yes.

Aham I see what you mean.

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Dubs are absolute garbage. Kinmoza isn't dubbed though. They only speak English in very key points, because they are English of origin. They speak Japanese pretty much the entire show

Sounds like Laina a bit. Just more… hm, tired? Emotionfree.


Shh, it's not a dub -.-

The maki webm was

I don't even know who these people are, I don't watch anime.

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Kinmoza is Kiniro Mosaic. Which is my waifu's birthplace

…huh? You mean the second one in ?
It's not a dub -.-


I meant the Overly obsessive girlfriend.

Sorry. My trolling/shitposting is so advanced that it leaks in to my dialect on the internet as a whole.

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Karen makes my heart melt. Just look at her :>

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ayyy! I will save your name into my contact list and I will tag you as crazy so I remember that I should not trust you!

I don't see how that's related to trolling Y3

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Exactly. Le trolled again


I dont use my name outside of this thread (unless its on accident) so gg

haha that second pic

*meant to be X3


Figured you'd like it~


Just post lewd of his Waifu. He'll be all fuzzy on the inside and won't deceive / troll you! Or dominate him with cute lolis.

can cumfirm. If I get lewd, I won't be rude

I don't watch anime, I don't know the name of these drawn girls.

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No waifu, no laifu

Can Trump make Holla Forums see the light and stop hating jews? He made the republican party stop hating gays so anything is possible.

wrong thread oops

I voted for Trump. People need to stop ovaryeacting at his decisions.

Can only be so many *udes at a time~


I only watch rarely myself. You can just ask him bby~ Or simply post random lolis.


It happens user. Wanna stick around for slow porn dump?

ok

So where's all the good 2d porn then lads?

Perfect! What's your poison?

I posted this before, but you're new, so enjoy

Not bad I'm not new I'm foot user from the other day fam

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Oh it's you, welcome back bby~

Use le nametag then

Have fun living life as a cuck

;_; why you so rude?

Can be bretty good fam.
I like to mix it up.

Noice pic Shame about the cock

I dislike namefagging.
Sorry to confuse you.

I'm not gay. I just know that fapping is easier and more worth it than sex on a physical level.

On an emotional level you got me there. But even then, kids are annoying, so you have to use a condom. And the condom pretty much ruins the feeling.

So its a catch 22

Its not a dick. It has a crease in the middle and there's no balls either. I have lots of Hestia if you want

Very nice, she's a cutie. That last pic is one of my favourite positions too. If only it had a better view of her feets too

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No it's not! More importantly, I don't think that's a cock.
Would be nice to know it's you though. Maybe pick an avatar. Or at least some nice pic with which you enter the thread?

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Hestia is bestia also a virgin Goddess, so you can't stop winning

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I love black labs. I actually own one.

Nice fam.
Actually you're overdoing it now.

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He's triggered so he thinks he can make me mad. Spoiler: He's not

hmm… I'll give it some thought aye. Great pics by the way. Shinobu for the win

Damn that's nice.

They're pretty cute aye, can be little bastards though.

That's some nice frosted cake right there

I can't stand babies/children, but I love animals of all shapes and sizes. I am also a lolicon

I'm quite the card aren't I?

You should be nicer to people DXM-kun. Stop being such a slut.


Handpicked for you baby~


Oh? What a nice metaphor.~

Well, I am nice to the people in this thread. But only if its reciprocated.

Yeah, kinda weird how some people love animals more than the young of their own species though to be fair I can't stand children because they annoy me.
Would hate to have to be near one for any length of time.

I take it you were never on 7chan then?
Cheers appreciated. Got any nice anal or stockings stuff?

Ahh, not really. I have downloaded some 2D porn from there, but never even lurked, just saved.
Aha, basically I have almost no organization in my straight folders. The stuff I have been posting is stuff I have looked up in the recent days, so… just random pics scattered all over the place, except for loli feet and loli BDSM..

Well you should try deeper!

I'm happy with those to be honest. All I want is to cum so hard I nearly pass out it's been a long time since I last did that.

Nice pics breh

Oooh, you're just the customer I like footanon~


Encountered some stocking.

I love to please. Just like I imagine you do

You truly are a good boy. Damn straight I do!

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Good boy eh? I don't think I'll spend my good boy points on tendies, think I'll spend them on more porn. cheers.

unf dose pics are just fucking awesome.

From a biological standpoint you are supposed to want kids, and you will always have the type of craving. But nature vs nurture is a thing. I've been around annoying ass kids my whole life. Therefore, I don't want kids. Hell, I don't even care to have a significant other apart from my waifu at this point


If you want to cum harder, it depends how far you're willing to go. There are many ways of doing this.

Easier said than done. But if you can hold off on fapping for a few days, and then do it, you cum harder and masturbating in itself is enhanced

Using kinks can always make it feel better

If you do speed, you can fap for HOURS over and over, and cum really stupidly fucking hard each time. Caution/Disclaimer: Speed addiction sucks, so use it in moderation. I'm actually on day 12 of no use and going strong. To a lesser extent, weed can make you cum a lot harder. MDMA is also a good drug that enhances tactile sensation in general.

I haven't really perfected this, but if you stick a finger up your ass, you'll touch this ballish thing. That's your prostate. Stimulate that the right way and not only will jacking off feel better, but you will cum faster AND harder

If you use a mix of these, you will get an explosive orgasm. Can confirm these methods work, cause I've tried them

No tendies for you, no worries.
You gain goodboy points by asking for porn and m-masturbating.
You get rewarded with porn for the points! It's a perpetuum mobile!

I don't do drugs anymore fam been clean for over a year.
Besides it already takes me over an hour to cum when I'm jacking off by myself, longer if I'm fucking a woman.
I just want a mind shattering explosive orgasm I managed one before about 5 months ago to some feet stuff and haven't been able to match it since.
Haven't jacked it to completion in a day or two either so I'm really pent up.

Works for me mate, I want to really drain my balls either way.
Win-win I guess!

Yea a friend of mine went 6 times in idk how short a time.

You also forgot


As I've said, perfect~

edging for hours is always fun, always wind up leaking precum everywhere like a faucet though.

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Well good on you. I love drugs lol. I quit speed cause its more trouble than what its worth. I still do other drugs at a much more moderate level anyway. My name is actually derived from Madotsuki and DXM. Quit DXM cause there are better dis-associatives to do, but still. I keep the name cause its a memento of the (positive) experience as a whole.

Also one method I left out

Basically you jack off, then get near cumming, and stop. WAAAAAY easier said than done. I always give up on the second time cause the urge to cum is extremely hard to resist


I'm ready to wack too so have at it

Unf, yummy. Tfw I don't leak pretty much at all ;-;


Wooo, a two-for-one, yay!~

Nice trips and great post!

Stop and go is pretty fun, used it to train myself to last longer a good few years ago when I used to have trouble with fap hero.

I just drink a lot of water and I guess as I got more pent up I just started producing more and more of it.

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Idk about anyone else, but I like dry fist the most. So I have a bottle of lube for if I want to try butt stuff again. Has anyone heard of the method in which you stick your dick inside your lubed thighs and go at it? I tried it and it felt great, but I don't know how to do it perfectly

Thank you~

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I meant dry fist as in wanking with no lube, spit, etc. Just gripping and ripping

3rd and 4th pic got me

I drink a bit more than that but I dunno maybe it's just the way I am? I produce quite a bit of cum so it might be that's the reason.
By the way fucking someones' thighs is both fun and feels bretty gud, though I also like hotdogging them personally.

They are pretty good mate. I'm enjoying them myself.

I already busted despite she's not over the age of 21 but what I meant is like fucking your own thighs.

I have got really good at wanking. I can cum so hard I have to gag my mouth with my shirt so no one hears me moan topkek

Tfw Holla Forums won't let me post… / bad gateway x__x


Oh. That was kind of my first intuition but I looked it up to be sure and urbandictionary says it's got to do with dry anal fisting. Welp.
How much buttstuff have you tried DXM-kun?


Aha, nice~ I was splitting the feet stuff with more BDSM for you tbh.

I've done it aye but honestly I prefer fucking womens thighs or hotdogging them. Its just my preference to be honest.

Kind of jealous, it's been a long time since I called out from cumming so hard.

Its because when you have a lot of time on your hands, you develop the perfect kind of technique that gets you off hard

I've only tried a vibrator (which wasn't my fancy) but most notably the prostate stimulation. Thats about it

Let's try one pic at a time.
Nope. Maybe smaller size? Nope, even 250kB is too much apparently.
I guess that's it for the pics lads ;-;


Hmm, I am assuming you are cut? I think cut guys leak more. It would make sense as an adaptation, I suppose. If body has that kind of intelligence.
Aha, I bet. Hopefully I'll get to do that to someone too.


H-hot o///o
You really should just accept the cock Suki. Your life would make so much more sense!


Mhmm. How many fingers?

I'm not gay though. (as far as I know at least. Funny thing is my friend has sexuality issues rn too. Not that its related) Prostate stimulation doesn't make you gay. And tbf, I haven't tried gay porn, but I really dont want to lol

I've tried 1-3 fingers. 3 is too much/awkward. 1 isn't enough. 2 is p much the perfect amount.


If you're cut, IME, use all four fingers wrapped around your dick. Then go all the way up, all the way down. Feels great

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That might be a, "goes without saying" but when I first started out I only used like 2 fingers smh

Fuck. I meant the masturbating part

kek great pun mate. Aye back before I was busy all the time I had a few mind shattering orgasms but I get bored quickly and have to keep changing what I fap to or I'm fucking, it's why I get bored of any fuck buddies or gfs I somehow manage to get despite my autism.

Nope not cut, just leak a lot. An ex used to complain about me leaking all over her when I would rub my cock between her butt cheeks while she was wearing undies.

I use lube and hold the base of my cock and do that fam and it feels fucking awesome.

Pics again? Fuck yes!.

Will try. I have a good amount of lube in a bottle that I hardly ever use. I'm a virgin, myself. And idec at this point. Its a lot more trouble than its worth

I know bby~
Yeah, gotcha. Most of it is kinda awful. But most of any 3D porn is kinda awful! You ever went to /cuteboys/?


Awww, shit nigga! You got the jackpot then. Precum is so hot, uguu. She was dumb for complaining!
Somehow they went through. I have to leave for about 30 minutes though :/ Can you continue after that? Pleease?~

Fair enough mate, I just learned how to be a cunt to women and get them in bed because of a lot of trial and error.
In the end just don't give afuck what you say to them and pass everything off as a joke to gauge their reaction then be serious about it.
Meh it works 40ish percent of the time.
Sometimes it just bores me though, even with blowjobs I've only ever cum once from one.
Most women don't have a fucking clue what they're doing in bed.
So you're probably better off just wanking in the mean time.

Yeah sure, it's going to take me well over an hour to finish anyway.
I plan on edging first aswell so I'll be here a while.
Yeah she was a dumb bitch for complaining, I'd make her cum her brains out often and she could barely make me cum ever was basically like a fuck doll to me by the end she'd go all funny and wouldn't be able to use her legs for a while.

My point exactly, friends.

Now I kinda have a sexual identity crisis. I am sexually attracted to women, but don't want anything to do with them. hmm

i need someone to lick my prostate

Eh a lot of modern women are cancerous.
If you're so sexually frustrated either fuck and chuck or just wank off more?
I don't know mate suppose you could try a trap or something, Your sexual identity is yours to figure out what to do with.

That's the whole issue of if being gay/bi is a choice or its inherently genetic. Im just confused, because I've always believed its inherently genetic.

And I'm not sexually frustrated. Im just frustrated to the extent idk my SID

fair enough mate, my rule is "If it's pretty fuck it" I don't view myself as gay, I haven't fucked a man or anything. All I want is to shove my dick in holes and fuck 'em.
sometimes I want lovey dovey shit like cuddling but it always leads to me being insatiable in bed and then I just get frustrated.

Back, my pretties~


Aha, oh yeah I remember now, you're the one with the long fuse.
Unf, so much the better.
How rude of her! Well it probably wasn't her fault but still.

Mhm.
See, you should totally try /cuteboys/ then. Not everyone can learn to like cock, but I am pretty sure it can be done, Or at least you can be a fag without realizing it for the first 18-25 years of your life.


Welcome user. Would have to be one long tongue.

Rimjobs are very good for guys from what I've heard

Welcome back I've been waiting for ya.
Yeah probably wasn't her fault but sometimes I think she did it on purpose too, she'd sometimes sit on a sofa near me and play with my dick on "accident" with her feet for nearly an hour then just as I start feeling good and she felt it twitch she'd go "ooops" and stop, was frustrating as fuck.

Goody~
Oh boy o: That is some nasty teasing!

Yeah I think she got off on it, there's no way you accidentally put one foot behind it then rub it the full length over and over. It's just not something you accidentally do. Yet she wouldn't give me a proper footjob.
Pretty good webm by the way.

She was a mischievous one, that one!
Also sorry for the slow pace,was being bothered. Should be fine now~

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This series might be a bit too extreme, lemme know if I should stop (it's 11 pics).

Hmm, actually maybe that is too quick a transition. Maybe starting with 2D is better. You're more used to it anyway.

Very nice! My internet broke temporarily
Yeah she sure way, though was hilarious how anti anal she was yet when I made her cum her brains out and she was basically non sensible I finger fucked her ass and she came even harder and admitted to enjoying it.

Eh I can fap to it mate.

~ Ah I see.
Oh my~ Well, still, obviously it's only enjoyable if you don't stretch the rectum past a certain limit. Anyone can take a finger, but the whole girth of a cock, it's a world of difference.
Excellent.

Eat shit and die

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It was 2 fingers I believe and my hands aren't exactly small.
Was really funny watching her moan and clench as she came from it though.
Great pics mate, any porn pics will do me now mate surprise me.

can't really get over the 3DPD not putting anything in the acting, but I'll take it.

It bored me too much to fap to it.

Aha, I see.
Unf. I haven't been able to cum from anal play, and in theory, it should be easier for guys.
Yeah I decided to switch from the feet folder, it's been rather repetitive, sorry about that! Want non-loli stuff?

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Sure, sounds good to me I'm starting to feel bretty good but I'm still a while off.

Yeah? Haven't cum from it? I haven't tried it myself lad but I know it apparently feels amasing. I'd only really want to be the giver though, not fussed about the idea of stuff going up my butt if I'm honest.

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damn I recognise that 2nd one from an anime a long time ago.

Mhmm, hang in there~
Nope! I only played with myself though. Although this one time it gave me a really good orgasm twice in a row.
Mhmm, I understand.


Aha, what anime was it?

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New ip still me
I'm hanging in just fine mate could keep this pace up indefinitely is hard to type though.
Uhh the anime was about a cop duo and the ginger chick fancied one of the cops but kept being fucked by those guys, she was like a pleasure bot or something. Fuck if I can remember the name, barely any fucking in it though.

>New ip still me
Hmm?
Alrighty, I'll try.
Aha, I see.

Oh yeah this board doesn't have ids my mistake.
Nice stuff mate you're doing pretty good posting stuff for me, cheers.

wow wow wow~ look at you all go!

Oh btw, do you enjoy futas at all? So long as it's futa x female?

Wooo, hello Poppy-chan :3
You going to stay a while?~

I think in the very near future I'll be here with you all for a long time sharing images just like normal~ not just yet though, sorry senpai!

A-aha, so long as you keep stroking my ego with compliments like that, I love doing it~


Aha, aw. How very near though?

Not really but I'm horny enough now that I'd fuck any hole put in front of me aslong as it was human and legal ofcourse

Sure you don't like me stroking other things user?
Well you have some good stuff and you're keeping me both hard and interested which is an acomplishment. not many can keep my attention

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Oh-ho. Maybe I should take advantage of that~
Hehe, from behind me maybe?///< I really enjoy keeping others hard and satisfied so it's no problem! Well, except for having enough porn, I'll run out eventually.**

This animator is great. Only I keep getting lots of file format errors with the mp4s.

I should warn ya mate I'd be a size 15 foot in america and I'm quite large with my hands and cock too I might break ya
Well you're good at it and frankly I'm really lustful right now, so you managed that easy enough. Only took a little over an hour to get me seriously horny.

Hey
I'm not staying for long so just came to say hello
Also quality fap material was posted ITT while I was out good job you guys
And finally : almost 1000 replies holy shit

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Oh boy. You probably would, damn. I can't even take my 1.6" thick plug.
Hehe, I can keep going for another hour if you can~


Hello baby ♥
Odd, it says 618 for me. Have you kept the tab open for long?

Grrr, almost none of the mp4 go through.

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Well, that explains it.
How have you been today, my cute doctorman?

Easily able to. both keep going and break you, christ I think I'd split you like lumber
heh I know you're sneaking in cock I prefer hole though after all if it's pretty fuck it.

Ehe. Oh boy… h-how big are we talking?
I'll only put feminine cock in there if there's also penetration then ;3

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Mezzo Forte.

The early works of Yasuomi Umetsu, like the one I said and Kite, are a fusion between Hentai and Girls with Guns.

Tfw the thread has broken for me and I'm still super horny

Oh, I see. Howdy?


W-what? Noo, how?

;_; I'm stuck at the first 500 posts I can't see what you're posting anymore

Maybe you'll see this after you refresh. It's frustrating I can't do anything to make you see this though x__x

I can see it from outside the thread in the index, I can still post etc but it's really inconvenient especially when one handed browsing ;_;

I see. I assume you have tried opening and closing the tab. How about The whole browser? Or opening this in a different browser?
Do something bby >_

Also sorry, here's something to encourage your penis while you do!

probably script errors from the sheer amount of replies this thread has had. I'll try restarting my browser though.

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Fingers crossed!

right seem to have got it working, thank fuck.

Wooo ♥
I assume it set us back a little though. That's why I kept this one for when you get it working, something nice to kick it off~

fucking yes.
Yeah was a little stressful doing that with my dick in my hands kek

really fucking hot gif by the way lad unf.

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That first one is essentially what my ex would do to me on the sofa and claim it was accidental.
Unf I really wish she'd have not been a bitch so I could've finished from it, would've been pretty fucking awesome.

I can only imagine. (unless you feel like showing, hue)


Aha, I'm glad you like it. Now where were we… were you about to tell me how big you are?

Ahah, oh wow, she had some nerves, "accidental".

I could I guess, but I don't really feel like taking the tape off of my camera to show. hmm… well it's over two of my hands long if that means anything?
would you believe I've never measured it? My ex measured it but I've never checked she said 8 inches or so but who knows all I know is I used to penetrate her cervix when I stuck it in balls deep

Yeah I know right? to be fair apparently I'd be asleep next to her and push my dick against her butthole and play with her clit. So maybe it was payback for that? I don't know she often brought it up but I guess I'm just handsy when I'm asleep.

meant the shorter length of my hands I've not go one that I can slap myself in the face with sorry to disappoint.

Actually I probably could, I've never thought to try.

No sweat, it was just in case you like showing it.
Ah, I see. And oh wow. Quite long. Although length isn't the main problem, the girth is.
Olol. You really didn't do that on purpose?


Oh my. Feel free then!~
Also I realize it has a lot of cock in it but holy shit aren't these hot.

Now returning to more heterosexual content though. Can't keep trying your patience for too long.

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kek I don't want to suck or slap myself in the face with my cock I want to do that to other people.
Also no I really didn't do that on purpose apparantly I just snuggle up to whatever is near me when I'm sleeping and try to fuck it,

At the moment mate any hole is a goal.

Hah, could be rather awkward if you shared a bed with a guy. Well probably you wouldn't lie that close to him in the first place.


Aha, goody. I just love the shower of semen and the sticky cum around the hol & cock >///

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Day was good
Not too hard but I finished at 9PM and I need to wake up at 9AM tomorrow…

How about you silly fag ?

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Aha, I see, that sucks :/ Just twelve hours of sleeping and downtime combined. Poor Cherry boy x_x
Mine was okay. I have three days of to study. Got the opponent/reader's evaluation of my thesis and it's really good so I'm happy with that. Now not to fuck up the exams.

*off …gah, I just can't into typing recently.

hah yeah would be awkward. would have to pin a note saying no homo somewhere.
You just said that because that's what you want.

Rough mate, comes with the job though.
Mine only has me working from 8 till 5 I'm lucky in that respect

There's actually a pretty good, 10-minute video of this one. I love the voice-acting on Jack.

sounds great mate. kek I'm leaking like a faucet should probably slow down.*

its actually pretty lame - too little fucking, too little pussy on screen

3 days off ?
Ye lucky bastid ya

Btw what do you study silly fag ?

Aha, yeah!
I did not! I do now though~ Aha, are you going to do it then? >>6673030 I didn't mean to be insistent but now you got me curious… it's your fault!

Did you guys watch the simpsons? Hope you didn't vote for Trump, that russian propaganda guy.

I thought that's why you said it, was cause you were fantasising about it. Also at this point I'd probably slap you in the face with it and choke you with it I'm that horny

Nice~ Should I slow down then?


Well there isn't much pussy, but idk, I like how aggressive Jack is in it. Like in the third gif here she's just super horny and takes what she wants.


Actually just English language & literature. Humanities/artsfag, I guess.

Haven't watched telly since 2013 mate.

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Just a little. the words are doing a number on me aswell I just want to stuff my cock in to something damnit.

Yeah I guess
I was supposed to have a day off tomorrow though but it's winter so….
Can't stop kids from catching cold
Can't stop their anxious parents from rushing to the hospital

Welp that's the choice ya made mate.
Beats having to shovel shit for a living I guess.

Aha, good~

I do actually, as long as they don't full on puke I'm good with it. Kind of turns me on more actually

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oh so you're a bookfag then
interesting :3


is that what your job ?

Unf. Your cock my mouth when?

That's the thing, I'm not really >.< I would like to be one though. Though of course we had a decent amount of compulsory reading in literary classes. Maybe I'll get to read more after I'm done.

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When I worked on a farm it was, but I've retrained now.

Dunno I'm not in america unfortunately mate If you were here now I'd probably be folding you in to a pretzel and going to town if I'm honest, though I don't know if you'd walk again

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Neither am I. I'm a GMT+1 timezone in fact. O-oh boy. How girthy/thick are you downstairs?

Might be a bit slower with the posting, I need to do my lunges.

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all those pretty girls…

Oh ok
Working with nature sounds great though

I guess that's enough Domino the Cat and Mikeymacks 3D porn for today.

Oh should I keep posting, even if they have cocks?

Depends on a) how horny I am and b)if I've cum and stayed hard if b) pretty fucking girthy and thick next time I'll measure with my vernier calipers and get an accurate reading of my girth for you. might even take a length reading while I'm at it.

Working on your butt is it?


It was aye, bloody hard work though.
Got pretty good food out of it too, so it wasn't all bad.

unf I've completely lost track of how long I've been fapping and edging for but it feels sooo goood

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only, if they also have pussies. I dont need that cognitive dissonance, if they can be fixed or not made to be broken.
I was also primarily lamenting the fact, that i cant grab all of them by the pussy (i originally wanted to write "by the tit", but since trump - its funnier)

Aha, oh my. And oh yeah, I'll be looking forward to it :3
I am indeed! Doing 4 sets of 25 per leg. Breaks between the sets. Just finished the second one.
Aaahh~ Have you edged properly? Like, nearly came?


Ahah, well, not sure which ones of them have. Would 2D futa be okay too user?

And what will you do when you're done with your studies ?

again - only if i can see the pussy

Ofcourse I have, toe curling and everything I want you to finish your exercises though before I do finish also my arms are really tired
Kind of want to destroy that ass of yours now

also, after thinking on what i wrote, i feel like it talks about futas. What i mean is those pretty girls, regardless of the amount of genitals, r not real.

Not sure! I'd like some sort of teaching job I think. But probably not kids / teenagers. That would be very thankless and I am not well suited to deal with brats.


Will try.


Aha, nice~ How many times? I am about to do the third one.
Unff, yeah, you keep your mind on that hun~


Hmm? As in, it was more of a sigh that they are fictional?

yes. We wanna bang Liara and the entire roster of Dead or Alive, but they r fictional.

Due to the pace I'm keeping around 5 times I've come close and wound up leaking precum.

3rd set done! About to do fourth.
Also if you'd rather I post some non-futa porn, let me know, Foots!

Mhmm, oh god. It must be so wet >.

who is this fat ben afflec lookin motherfuckin security officer delivery boy?

Yeah it is but my balls ache from being so full

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Done! All yours now~
Poor balls. Are they swollen too?

well, there r options. That keep spinning in my head, when i see real girls i like.
U know how in american psycho, or whats its name with christian bale, he says 1 part of him wants to treat the girl nice, take her out and tell her compliments, but the other wonders how would her head look on a stick?
Those r among other options on a wheel of misfortune spinning in my head every time some bitch is in the area

Hooray! Yeah they're actually quite swollen I think they're probably really going to ache when I finally do cum.

Aww. I am actually kind of conflicted about it, since I do know how painful it can be, but on the other hand, the fact that someone masturbated so long and so hard to what I was posting for him… Unf, it feels hot >.

Yeah being a teacher for kids/teenagers is really depressing these days


I must leave now otherwise I won't be of use to anyone tomorrow -.-
Good night silly fag
have fun getting your ass destroyed by the other user :^)

wow don't talk like that!!! you weirdo!!!!

also, sleep well~

Heh yeah it kinda hurts but I think I'm finally ready to cum. I've worked hard for it and you have too.

Oh. That's kind of uhm. Edgy, user.


Must be so everywhere. Fricking brats, seriously.
Aha, good night you sweet piece of fruit~ Have a wonderful night.

Hello. Is it the time then?~


Oh yeah, you have~ Gosh your orgasms take so much work, but it's been fun so far!

That's how you know they're worth it!

Aha, I bet they are. After so much effort, the pressure build up must be huge.

at least im not a fag, who talks bout somebodys balls on the internet

Fair enough user, fair enough.

I'm really close, I'd like to cum to feet though rather than futa

and also this fag is a filthy fetishist

I've got you covered user~

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I'm spent and aching holy shit

Gah, I do wonder how big it is right now >.

Aha, sweet~
I should have encouraged you a bit more with lewd talk, dang. Make you think of ravaging me a bit more >.

I'm utterly spent and exhausted, yeah it's swollen. heh

Poor cock and balls. They deserve some soft tongue treatment after such a long, hard wank n///n

Missed opportunity there heh.
No idea if that would overstimulate me or not, I know I'm going to sleep like the dead though

I know >.< I hope you retain some of that lust for my boipussy for the next time I dump for you~ Although honestly, I have nearly depleted my folders! I'd be reposting a lot for sure.
Hehe. Going right now?

hello~ you asked me earlier when soon in the future is, probably tomorrow~

Not just yet, I'm enjoying my afterglow.
Heh nearly wiped out your folders? To be fair it was… I don't know 4 hours?

Also who knows mate, was little more than a wild beast at that point.

It's almost at the cyclical 750~!! then it will stay there~ ~ ~ ~

Aha, I see. Alrighty, I'll be here at least some of the time' :3


Mmmm, pet your cock for me hun~ He's done a great job.
Aha, yeah I suppose. I mean I am picky and skip some stuff. I should probably delete lots of what I skip.

I suppose I'll need to work for it then, hihi.

I would if it wasn't aching so much.
Heh work for it? yeah I suppose but anything worth having is worth working for

Bump to retain cyclical status

Aha, oh my.
I'll still have to repost, ahah. No way I'm getting this much porn!


Heya. Hmm, does the cycling get lost automatically? Whe / under what circumstances?

Idk. I didn't even know what cyclical meant until a few days ago

Oh, it's just something the mods put on. It wont lose it unless they take it off, I think, but the thread can still die if it sinks all the way to the bottom of the catalog/to the last page~!

Hahahaha my bad, you see why I've run out of porn myself. Heh, also I'm trying to not let myself get horny again right now because frankly I need to get up in a couple hours and work all day so I just can't afford for it to happen. Sure hope the swelling goes down somewhat over night, I already bulge out at the best of times

Ahh, I see.
is glad someone is even more new than him


Yush, that's how I thought it worked.


Aha, nice! I won't tease you then. Or will I!~ Nah I won't.

Cheers, last thing I need is this thing getting caught in a lathe

I'm not necessarily new, I just don't know much about every function of the site quite yet. I used to use 4chan in moderation, and now I'm mainlining infinitychan daily

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750~

Aha, alrighty. Man, four hours…You've got some serious stamina. Actually this one time I have fapped and edged for like half a day I geuss. Then at the end, I literaly teared up when I came and it hurt a lot afterwards. Wasn't even the good kind it's-getting-better pain. Aha, bleh.


Yeah I figured. Howdy anyways?


Ahh, hello again user.

>I have fapped
>I geuss
Fuck my typing.

w o w, you lewd~

Thanks again man, I'm exhausted so I'll leave you all with this.

Yeah I've got that pain right now, hope I can sleep.

I'm dumb and unfocused, taht's what I am! >.<


Aha, no problem user. Sleep well! :3

you're lewd~ i bet if I got lewd with you right now you would be more lewd even still~

Hope so too. Good bye Foots~


Mmmmmmmaybe~

senpaaaaaai~ even if you fill me up sooo much…

Never too full of goo!

Nyan PASUUUU

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Nyan PASUUU

gorgeous delicious deculture

KILL ME NOW FUCK

thank you for the neat warning, made-senpai, sorry that happened to you!

There you go Suki~


Delicious the culture!
Also let me pick some poppies~


Aha… made your browser busy for a while?

I compulsively click update, and with that useless button next to it, ughhhh

I use Firefox so it didn't really affect me too much. I just closed out and refreshed. Still. That button is fucking dumb

I just used inspect element to remove the screencap button

Aha, well, it's not always useless. Though they probably should have put it next to something else. Like return.


Kek. Oh hey btw, I forgot if you said whether you saw it, but I assume you do because I remember learning the name of the anime from you. What is Squidgirl like?

There's a button called prtscn its that simple

I haven't watched squid girl yet its just in my list of what to watch

Rip.
Convert to BP already. All the sex you want...

Huh, why one boy per 10 girls instead the other way around?
Hey I'm the resident fag, I'm not complaining.

I have done that. All of my porn is 2D and I don't want interact with 3DPD on any level other then professional.
it is just a thought experiment.
the reason 3DPD are PD is because of they are hypergamous, and are driven by their instincts to find the best mate they can, and male diposability keeps men from doing anything about it, and all this will eventually lead to gynocentrism, and that means that society is doomed to failure.
There is hope in technology of course, but this could also be a (less likely) solution, and it is my fetish

There you are.
Was wondering if you would be on. I don't usually browse Holla Forums in the week

Aha, heya bby. I don't think I'll have the time to dump again today. Even though the will is certainly there.

At least you do that much. I don't care about women/sex at all now. I'm straight and fap to 2D women, but still. I don't want a kid, and I don't want to spend my time or money on a bitch who will throw me aside for a "better guy" so Im content with fapping. I've come to terms with my virginity and it honestly makes me happier to not care about it


Not my kids. And I can't just convert to being gay it doesn't work that way


I wish things weren't so shitty these days. Not that I'm old by any means or know how it was, but the world kinda sucks now.

It's cool that took a lot of time yesterday. I might just save it up for the weekend or something.
On an interesting note I woke up and my testicles were actually not as large as they were before I had the fap session so I guess I was swollen before hand anyway.

Fair enough, but I'll say that being an autismo chad is an empty, not very fulfilling experience mate.
I'm not stupid by any means but I know full well that it isn't my mind that the bitches are judging whether or not to let me fuck them on. It's how much of a prick I am and what my body looks like.

faggots.

That being said, I am doing my best to remain positive and overcome depression. I've had it for nearly 7 years now. I haven't felt suicidal in weeks and I intend to keep it this way. I feel content for the very most part

Not trying to turn it to Feels Bad Inc. with my apeshit feels someone get the reference, but I just wanted to make a note

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am I wrong, user?

How do you know if you haven't even tried?!
We can start smoothly. With 2D. Futa → shota → aoi. Then maybe irl transgirls and traps. If you are one of those people, in two, three years' time you'll be lucid dreaming about sucking a bag of dicks!


Yuh, good thinking.
Aha, nice.


A new person? Welcome user.

heh

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Ooh, nevermind, it's you panty-kun, hello~~

I've been here,
just decided to go with my actual name, cause it's easier.

how have you been since we last spoke anonymouse?


nice try, but I see through your jewish trickery.

Yeah I didn't recognize the first pic. Just seemed like animu characters.
Been alright. Got a few days off now. How've you been doing?

two words, male disposability.
What males have gained in biological value, they have lost in utilitarian value. Not only that they need to been taken care of, and females have retained their biological value, and have gained the physical ability to take on the utility once did by males, they have gain the need for semen of course. According the pic, semen makes them stronger, however I fear that won't be enough, and males will be treated like less then animals if the birth rates aren't skewed.


it is good that we are young, it means that we are more likely to see the birth of A.I and then A.E.I, then the waifu age will be felt all over the world.
I just have to keep from killing myself long enough.

That's what I was thinking.
Yeah was ppretty great, haven't felt that light in a good long while.

nah fam, aint cut for a start.

Weird that's not the image I posted.

happens.
I've been alright. fixed my sleep schedule just in time for court. they put me on probation, can you fucking believe that?


oh, sorry user. I had no idea you were born biologically male, apart from that vagina I know you got between your legs.

Yep, I'm just a super butch lesbian fam.
End fathers day etc.

kek. pls.
that's good though. us americans have to get our dicks cut as soon as we come out of the womb.

I'm too reluctant to even try and the thought of a guy doesn't really sit well with me. I am perfectly fine with gay people and have had gay friends. So idk what it is


I've recently got in to Gorillaz. I like them a lot. Their production is amazing


VR waifu sex would be one of the greatest gifts to mankind (literally). And I won't try and talk you out of suicide because that tends to drive people to do it more. Its your choice, but evaluate the reasoning and all that behind it.

That being said, I have been suicidal, through self harm, loneliness, drug addiction, anxiety, etc. And I am no longer suicidal (at least for this point of time) as well as I truly feel content! An LSD trip really melted my depressive thinking away. I realize I am happy to be experiencing life simply because its experience. It doesnt matter if its good or bad.

That being said, again, I won't necessarily dissuade you from your own decisions. It may sound dick, but what's more dick is telling someone they're "stupid" or "get over it" because that makes them want to do it more. I'm not like that. I understand why you feel that way and I give the best of support I can give to people for their decisions.

I mean look at that face. Doesn't it make you feel a little good? Jokes aside, I hope you get well soon

Ahah, fair enough. Well it could simply be like in the ancient times. The most alpha of females gets to keep a harem of boys, the bottom feeder females will be happy if they have at least one. Yeah, men would have lower social status.


Good to be on the same page.
Good! Stay by me and I'll keep you milked!~

I see. Damn, what have you done fam?


Well, I don't want to argue 'cause that'd be kinda retarded, but still. Nothing relevant to the matter that you say is different from me five years ago… Though ofc I did not set out to turn myself into a fag, I just went where my curiosity led me, step by step.

Always wondered why the fuck that happened to you guys.

Yeah they've got some good stuff but some of it it batshit, like green world from the demons album.
I don't mind rhinestone eyes from the plastic beach though that's pretty good.
Then there's their older stuff like clint eastwood and 1999/2000.

apparently getting in a car accident is a fucking crime now. it was either probation, or pay 350$. I have no job, so I picked probation.


we're run by jews don't you know?
guys hardly got any body rights at all. and then we got some ugly fucking harpies screaming in our ears about how good we have it. like, bitch, my dick has scars!

Milking me is it? christ with the amount that I wound up shooting and leaking last night that would've been a fair bit

That's true. The thing is I won't try it until I am fully prepared. Until then I will stick to women until I am ready to try

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Sounds terrible mate.
I can't believe they'd rob you of so many nerve endings like that, the inhuman bastards.

it DOES look better though.
and I've been looking to get it pierced to further desensitize it. so I guess I can't complain.

Ah, I see. Well, sounds more like causing one rather than getting into it? I'm not judging, just saying. I can't even drive. Have a licence, but haven't driven in over four years I think.
Sorry about the scars btw ;-;


That's right! Aha, maybe I am becoming like a friend of mine, who used to edge Robots on r9k.


More fair a proposition I have not heard. I have probably come across as pushing it a bit too much, but on a rational level, I agree it's no use trying to force it.

Probation sucks more dick than a vacuum cleaner straight outta Peewee's Playhouse. You just got legally cucked. I hope it isn't too long. Those fuckers drug test you, gain access to your social media accounts, randomly visit to see what you're doing, and one mere crime lands you in jail.

Its more or less god damn torture. It makes me mad to even think they're allowed to do that.

Fortunately enough I've never had probation. You know the saying, "Be good, or be good at it"? Well, I'm quite good at it. The only thing I ever got in to trouble for legally was an underage, but that was before I was 18, so its sealed off.

I'm not being watched at all thank fuck. I still got weed in my system from the last time I got laid.

all I gotta worry about is getting caught doing something I shouldn't be. which is easy enough.


nah mane. fuck this weather. can't wait for the summer, dude. I love being able to drive and not have to worry about sliding into something.

I am telling you, most males lives would be hell.


yeah, it would also help save Western civilization.
don't have to worry me killing myself for a least the few years.
maybe I'll find something worth doing in the mean time, anyway…

To be fair, I used to think "who would jack off to hentai its so gross" and now I prefer it over real porn and jack to it damn near exclusively. I just need time to bounce the idea in my head to become comfortable trying it

You know you could've just pulled the skin down without having to slice it off right?
Also don't desensitize too much or you wont be able to cum at all and frankly that's a terrible thing to happen.

maybe but meh it was fun

YOU CUT YOUR OWN FORESKIN WTF?!

Thankfully I was cut at birth so I dont have to worry about this

Ah, I see. The roads here are in kind of disastrous conditions. Well, pretty bad anyway. Then there's the snow and frost.


Well, a good deal of them would be living in a harem of the wealthiest females, those would be doing fine. Probably would spend good amount of time being edged every day before being made to deliver their loads, otherwise lived pretty comfy!


Yeah. I don't remember what brought me into it. Liking furfaggotry definitely helped though.


Oh yes, I didn't mean to imply it wasn't! Those edging threads seemed fun too. And the thought you came a lot is nice to think~

nah, it won't be so desensitized. people still cum with another hole in their dick.

I'm just too sensitive. I cum in no time. it's turning me into a faggot.


you don't have to drive eh?
I imagine you must live in a big city type area. like NYC

Well, I can say with confidence, I don't like fur stuff. And I never will. All the times I saw it looking up pokegirls was like ugh

I don't kink shame. cause tbf Im enough of a deviant But fur stuff grosses me out, personally.

No that's not even close to what I said, I'm saying that you can pull the foreskin down, that there was no need to slice it off.
Jesus mate how the fuck did you get that I sliced my foreskin off myself from that?

Kek yeah was bloody loads of the stuff, poor tissue didn't stand a chance.

Oh well I've been pretty desensitized and frankly its a fucking hindrance.

nothing hurts more than finally getting someone you've been courting for months in bed, only to blow a load in 10 minutes.

As a cut male I can confirm. I'm not even a kike either. But the trick is to pace yourself. I can go for a while if I want, but often times more than not I get overwhelmed by pleasure and grip and rip.


I misinterpreted some things sorry I wasn't paying too much attention

males would still be disposable in that situation, and without even the ability to even take care of themselves. it just wouldn't work, plus there wouldn't be enough wealth to take care of half the population that couldn't work.
Plus harems will never make any sense from the female reproductive view, even with these factors in place

Hmm, maybe. Their feelings can be quite hurt if they just can't make you cum at all either though.
I've never really had your problem though, so I can't really tell you if it's worse or not.
I just know I'm nearly perpetually blue balled.

It's cool fella no worries.

I can have a harem of lolis if I want! to go to prison or dreamland

I was kidding. Im not a pedo but I am a lolicon

harems do make sense from the male reproductive view

I try. but after a point it's hard not to give in to desire.


I don't think it'll be a problem to be honest.

I'm one of those cocksuckers who gets his ass driven around every now and then, but otherwise yeah, I do without most of the time. Occasionally make use of public transportation when I need to travel outside of the town.
On the contrary. It's like 30k people living here, the closest big-ish city is like 64km (40 miles) away and is only 100k pepole.


Yeah most people don't. Some of it is mighty cute though! But yeah I gotcha.


Unf.
I'll hold you to the promise though! I want the measurements next time!


Hmmm, well, it worked enough for the ancient Hebrews. You'd just have to get used to being about as valuable as livestock.
Idk, if male goob makes them strong, they'll keep a harem to stay strong, no?

They do. Males are programmed to fuck as much as they can. But Idc for sex so like w/e I'll stick to fapping to 2D

christ. I never thought 30 thou was small.
I'm used to my 7k population I guess.

hey, if you can get a ride, there's no drama mayn.

That's for you to find out I guess. I was involunatarily desensitized due to a nerve infection when I was younger that robbed me of most of my sensation from my hands and a few other places. Including my dick

Sure I'll take measurements I've never seen the point before to be honest but hey why not.

the genders are different, especially
no, if you didn't read the thing. her milk will him produce more then enough for her to keep strong

especially in how they view reproduction*

they aren't programmed, it just stands to be the most effective and efficient way of going about things

that's unfortunate. but it happens.
I have a friend looking to have the same done due to phimosis. he's got a hard time getting in there, so he's prone to infection.

Aha, I see. Anytime I speak with Americans or Brits or people from big countries, I passively assume that "big" means like New York big or LA big or Austin or what have you.
Well, I guess with 7k you don't need to travel by car within your town either. Still got to drive to cities I assume.
Yeah. I do like travelling by train tbh. Most of them isn't particularly modern, but you can still have a nap sitting or read or think.


I thought of giving you the point by promising an hour per inch or something, but thinking about it, I don't think I'm ready to make such a commitment! Hehe. Besides, not like I am a size queen. It seems odd and kinda shallow to reward being big downstairs.


Hmm, I may be misremembering then. I thought the semen was a resource for her? And she'd feed him milk in return, to keep him alive?
Then again, if that was the deal, she'd have to have female servants to keep the harem alive.

Do manual foreskin restoration. It's amazing

I never had that problem, I wound up with the nerve infection due to someone smashing a plate over my head and a shard stabbing me in my arm.

Good, honestly it's never seemed that important to me the female gspot is like 2/3inches in anyway. That's all you realistically need, if I can easilly reach it with my fingers then why would you need a massive cock?
I think those that want a huge one probably haven't thought it through or are just insecure beta bitches
I'm guessing you're from france ways? Maybe belgium/dutch? just a shot in the dark due to the way you talk about things.

Mate I have a foreskin, why would I want to stretch it further?

I took robbed of sensitivity in your dick to indicate a circumcision.

Nope nerve infection fam, took most of the feeling in my hands too.

her milk is addictive, makes and keeps him small and docile, keeps him alive, and makes him produce more cum then she needs, meaning there is a limit to how strong cum can make her, meaning she won't have or want a harem.

Yeah it's not too different with male G-spot either. Like 3" in I think. Also I'm starting to wonder why we're speaking in spoilers.
I'd think so too. Or they are loose. To be fair, a girthy cock allegedly is better for prostate stimulation, since it easily applies pressure on it even without directly prodding against it. Or so I'm thinking at least. Anyway people have said that fat ones do work better than needledicks.
Nope! Further east.

I'm sorry then, I don't know what to recc for that. Hopefully better nerve med science soon tho.

Ahhh, yeah that's an important detail that slipped my mind / attention.
Even so, even if it were 1 male per 10 females, just because there were competition among the females does not mean male life would be much better, I think.

Huh, my mistake then. I didn't want to say around Hungary way because that's past GMT+1. I think Germany also is so I'm not sure where it could be.
Yeah I suppose it would make sense, especially for the loose slags but honestly they disgust me.

Hopefully.
But meh, you get used to it, it's a bit of a bastard at first,due to the amount of cuts you get on your hands and you always have to check them to be sure you don't get another one that you haven't noticed in case it gets infected.
Just do checks every now and then.

man, I used to love the train. it's so relaxing, people are more likely to talk to you if you're all alone. and it's cheaper, of course.


jesus fucking christ dude.

it is simple economics
the more rare a useful thing is, then the value it has, and the more valuable the thing is, the more care it is handled with.
maybe 1 to 10 is to much, how about 1 to 4

Eh, I had an abusive childhood, I assume everyone does in some way.

to an extent.
I'm sorry to hear that user. you deserved better than that.

Chill nigga.
Don't even worry about it.

I won't then.
you go by any names around here?

You're close with Germany. One of her neighbours.
As well they should! Goddamned skanks! I'm not actually judging that harshly, or trying not to at least. Though if it does really worn out the vageen, that's awful. I mean vaginas seem kinda gross to begin with.


Yeah. I'm not a talker myself. I kinda like it sometimes when other people talk to one another though. Vicarious socializing.


Well, yes and no. Slaves were pretty expensive as well in the US, and since they became illegal to import, somewhat rare too. Sure, the skilled, healthy ones were even more expensive and rare and so probably enjoyed marginally better treatment.
Hmm. Sure, sounds more reasonable.

I'm usually just user but hey sometimes I'm called foot user by anonymouse.

Feel free to judge them, they're skanks who gives a fuck what they think or feel? The ones that aren't worn out whores are bretty nice though. Really the skanks could tighten up by using kegels but meh they're digusting hoes anyway so why would I help them?
Hmm. Swiss? Nah I don't think it could be swisssurely not. Denmark maybe? I don't see you being a slav.

This thread is interesting. The amount of patience here is kind of odd though.

topkek eggman is funny

an observer eh?
that's not a bad personality type to have.

defo one of my faves to keep around. get a sort of jay and silent bob thing going. naw mean?


got it.


the fuck you mean patience?

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I've always been a bit of an observer/silent type myself

wat?

Yes, I see men

Usually circlejerks like this thread end up with a bunch of autists yelling at each other. Instead it's a bunch of autists just talking. It's real abstract, especially for Holla Forums.

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The funniest thing is that its a literal circlejerk at times

I noticed.
nothin wrong with it.


what circle jerks have you been browsing?


that image is cursed as all hell. lmao

Where did you get that Red Eyes Black Dragon card?! Its a very rare limited edition!

Friendly autism best autism.

well, there is some circlejerking going on

I was just about to ask if you're going to insert something into your namefield. I also called you Footie but that sounds kinda too gay for me to be honest. Foots would be more fitting. Though I don't want to become the official name-giver of the thread so you figure something yourself if you feel like using something!
Well I don't know. Guys can fuck around almost all they want. Actually, at least among gays, lots of people frown upon that too so not 100% at least. Anyway, liking sex shouldn't be a sin. Although I do get the desire not to go with just anyone and restrain yourself to people you like, even if just friends.
Not a Swiss, nor a Dane, and to make the guessing game easier, neither of them is our neighbour.


Love cannot be rushed or demanded by force, user.


A creep, maybe!
Thank you. I'm not the biggest fan of it myself, but at least I'm not the kind to go about causing trouble. I think.
Aha, maybe. I know a guy who… well, I guess we are kind of similar in some ways? Conversing with him is always pleasant. And slow, since most of the time it happens in a tea house with a hookah. That¨s a woderful thing to do. Mildly ritualistic, to pass it around, let the one who is smoking be mostly silent and listen while the other person does the talking.

kek
It always gives e a chuckle when I find it.
just like this one.

Optimism too, it's out of place. Not a bad thing though, I admire it.


Holla Forums. The break from cynicism and nihilism is a nice change of pace.


Don't tease me, user.

Hmm.. I've only ever put on a trip once and it didn't feel right, I just prefer to be user if I'm honest.
It feels weird being anything else after the last 12 years of being an user.
Refer to me however you want though I don't really care.
Also yeah a lot of guys don't like lads who fuck around, it shows a lack of virtue. I tend to atleast get to know them before I stick my dick in them, but I know lasses that are deressed and can't find a guy then go out and shag randoms thenwonder why no one will stay with them.
I explain it and they just can't seem to understand.
There are lasses who understand fully too but those are more rare.
Hmm… is it Poland? I guess you must be a slav.

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it's necessary to have a place to decompress.

does Holla Forums have any general for elder scrolls games? outside shit talking them of course. I've never been to Holla Forums


sounds pleasant asf.
keep that cunt around dude. you'll see people you can easily click with are the most valuable to have.


christ. there was a webm I saw of some guy in a ski mask obviously gacked out of his mind taking an interview.

he ended up headbutting the mic and fucking up a bag of munchies or some shit he had on him.

who the fuck DOES that?

If someone ITT is being a douche I'll typically troll them. You're good though. This is more or less the place I go to on Holla Forums to be friendly. Otherwise I bait the ever living shit out of people. Sometimes I will contribute actual conversation in other threads though

Idiots I guess?
Here's what that bloke did.

the fuck?
that doesn't seem so bad to me.

Im gonna watch some more kiniro mosaic and ogle my waifu

Nope it's not it was just hilarious.

Usually they do. It's usually more of a Morrowind general than an Elder Scrolls general, however.


That's good to know. I'm just dipping my toes in this thread so to say, just killing some time until I have to leave. I'm having a good time, might come back. Depends on if I remember.

It's fine bb, no pressure~
A veteran poster I see. I'm not quite as experienced but probably have lurked around boards longer than a good amount of people here. I've never quite felt like a fit in in the culture (not because people are often mean and kinda Holla Forumsish… just the whole memestery). I don't let it discourage me from posting though. I do enjoy the… hmm, let's say, mild alterations it has done to my way of communicating and maybe even looking at life though.
Foot user or Foots it is then! Or maybe Foot-kun when doing lewd.
Well the lack of virtue… I don't know. I feel it, but I don't believe it, if that makes sense.
I am a Slav indeed! What made you think I wasn't? I am curious about that. Not a Pole though. Only one option left. The least bad of Slavs, as my German friend likes to put it, ahah.


It is nice. He lives like 140km away unfortunately. Where I study. I might get to see him next Tuesday though.


See you later Suki. Have fun.

Welp I just dropped in one time and demanded porn.
Wound up coming back.

A Czech? Really? Wow didn't see that one coming. Pardon the pun I didn't think you were a slav mostly due to the polaks and russians I know being heavily anti degeneracy.
Must justbe the ones I know then.
Atleast you're not a worst plumber Polish I bloody hate those wankers some days just due to the fact that the ones near me over fished the rivers I live by and ate all the fish.
Fuckers.
Foot-kun when lewd eh? Sure.
Hmm, well I've been through most boards and I have to say my main stay was mostly /fit/ and /out/ though I did go to /k/ for quite a while too.
Holla Forums and Holla Forums brought me here during the first exodus
Yeah I've been around quite a while. Sort of scary when I think about it, always hiding my powerlevel around normalfags for so long.

just a bit.


bunch of fucking hipsters.
if you're going to be a snob daggerfall is the way to go.


christ.
I hope you two have fun in the time you have together.

hiiiiiii everyone ~ ~ ~ ~

I just wish daggerfall wasn't so fucking broken.

Hey. pretty gud pic

I probably shouldn't have put a lewd picture like that to start, but hii~

what's good, nigga?


some unofficial patches fix some of the problems. like breakable quests, the shitty fucking dungeon randomization, the shit dungeon map, and a few other things.

there was a way to install daggerfall on your pc without having to deal with dosbox, and comes with all the patches.

thanks~

everything is good! how about you~?

Neat.

No problem mate
Please don't tease me too much, I'm saving that for the weekend or friday when I can do another edging session. That last one left me sore as fuck though.

...

Yeah I saw that, I think I showed up around the end of that for a moment, hehe..

Yeah. ~

I'm leaving. Class and work soon after. Pleasure meeting the few of you that I did.

yayyyy~ hi there!

so, waifu bots, or genetically engineered waifus?

what's this from?

Welcome back dear ^_^
How have you been. Done being a busy girl~ for now?


See you user.


If genetiacally engineered is webm related, I'll go with bots user.


I'll look into it user.
Gonna do it for him.

I'm fine. just fucking with brush settings.


it's nice. but they fix how much you can break your character.


I'm shy nearly to an autistic degree. but I've been told I have a look that draws people in.


ditto. stay safe user.

Aaaand it's Seikon no qwaser.


Aha, we can shake hands as equals Rose.
Hmm, as in facial expression, you mean?

nah, that is a bubble head nurse

:3 you've made my penis very happy

Yes I think so~ I will try to spend some more time here now since I have been a little absent since just before all the new people came!


Oh, that sounds interesting, are you drawing something?

Ah, good bye Rose.


Well, post examples of both that we may make an informed decision. Just to tease Foot-kun~

heh yeah that was a long one.

You're a big guy
UUUU
Well that's the thing I had to hide my powerlevel mostly due to the crazy shit I'd come out with at the time and now I keep my mouth shut because I care too much about the state of things and would scold them for potentially ruining their futures.
Boards come and go mate, it's the nature of chans and imageboards, they're transient.

Ah like in openmw where you can't become a functional god anymore through potions and magic?

I am very cute. feminine facial features, smooth skin, and the like. but also incredibly serious because of the low eyebrows I inherited from my dad.

I guess it looks like I'm trying figure people out, or size them up. some take it as a green light to approach me.


not yet. but I will be.


nope. but, that does make the game more interesting. but at the same time exponentially harder.

Back. Kissanime is using shitty fuck openload as their server to stream to fix their own player. Not only is it a disgusting interface, it buffers so god damn much. So now Im forced to either read manga or download until they fix it.

I cri…

watch it in your browser's native player.
there's less clutter, and doesn't load the script that detects if you have an adblocker enabled.

fair enough will check it out.

gutting mate.
I've been reading some of one's onepunchman. on bato. don't really know where to watch the stuff anymore, was at one point in to light novels through bakatsuki though about 6 years ago.

Indeed you were! And yeah, it's true, it is becoming a full-fledged circle-jerk now o:
I remember you were not comfortable with that :c


>You're a big guy
A-aha, what was that a reaction to? o: Oh I see it now >.< No, you are the big guy! I am kinda smol and fragile.
Aha, what are you UUUing about? The /cuteboys/ thing? :3
Come out with at the time? What do you mean?


Nice. Niceeeee.jpg
I think that can be kind of convenient for a shy person though. If you're anything like me. Not like I enjoy not talking to people. It's nice if they make the first step. It's like a cue of their interest, which helps.


Sounds like time to download, yarr.

don't have anything about genetically engineered, just think catgirls

I have ublock and I added the script that loads the anti-adblock thing to the blacklist. So now I can block ads without it being a bitch to me

I use Firefox too. Its not a problem on my end. The site itself needs to fix its player, so only openload is available…


I don't at all have a problem with manga. I watched One Piece up until a few eps ago and switched to the manga. Much better imo. Not that I hate the OP anime, but I got tired of waiting every week for minimal content. When I could watch it as per my own pace, I loved it.


I can't find squid girl on a torrent site

Can anyone suggest a good torrent site? TPB fucking sucks anymore

fuckin sweet!


it can be.
unless you're not in the mood, or some ugly fuck dude thinks you want to head into the bathroom with him ;~;


true.
you have it well handled then :3

Then I think I must go with catgirls over robots. Robots are a hot cold fantasy for a couple shags, but catgirls are a cute warm things. Actually they can maybe be overdependent. Now I'm in a pickle again. Also


Aw, too bad.


Oh yeah, that's terrible sometimes. This one time I invited a friend for a sleep over, and around midnight I had strong antisocial feels, I couldn't wait until he was gone. I think I managed to hide it well enough at least. Know that feel, don't you?
Heh. Feel flattered at least.

catbois?

I get that a lot. heh.
they wonder why sometimes I seclude myself in the other room. it's just… too much sometimes, isn't it?

faggot
shota isn't gay, nor futa
no homo

It was 4 U's meaning for you.
A quote from bane who is the biggest of guys
Thank you though, but if you're small and fragile then how in the fuck do you expect to survive a fucking from me?
I would occaisionally be a little edgy as I was a libertarian back then who would yell at people because they would be against stuff when I wanted pure freedom to do whatever the fuck I wanted.
LAter on I came to realise that some things should be stopped for the sake of the community/your countrymen. like marxism but hey this isn't politics and I'm a fun guy so I wont go on about that shit when it has nothing to do with what we were talking about

T-that's pretty hot.

Ok, well whatever you're happy with I guess.
I remember when /a/ wouldn't shut the fuck up about raildex or infinite stratos, fuck that shit was annoying after they played it out so much.
Same with Oreimo.
I got bored of anime and stuff because it became predicatable. But I've been watching it since the early 90's as my dad had imported some animated manga from japan in the 80s

Aye mate.

yeah, the last one is him sharing it with his friends, and that is pretty gay, but the other ones are hot

Those images are great but that webm is uncanny valley tier.

I just found a good site that exclusively has anime torrents. So I have Non Non Biyori, Squid Girl downloading. You already know squid girl and non non biyori is where pic related is from. So I'm gonna have to put Kinmoza on hiatus until they fix their shit. No point DL'ing it halfway through the last season

I also have Gintama. But I haven't got around to watching it. Is it good?


I'm a full blown otaku. I never bother to watch IRL stuff anymore, unless you count Youtube. But even then its 90% vidya related. You will always catch me doing something anime/manga related.

/a/ has horrible moderation and people in general. I'd rather stick to Holla Forums where I expect shit, and have fun because the mods won't ban me for an opinion

Well, those were for the catgirl vs. robot waifu user. But why yes, catbois.
Indeed. It's kind of unpredictable too. Although that one time, another (online) friend of mine was kind of depressed, so I kind of felt bad for not talking to him.


~Good boy, user~


Ooooh, I see. Straight past my head or however the idiom goes.
>Thank you though, but if you're small and fragile then how in the fuck do you expect to survive a fucking from me?
I'll get rekt bby~ Maybe cry afterwards. I will have known the risks when I took the job though!
Aha, I see. Hmm, oh well!
See you in a bit.

Got to bolt for about an hour anons, see you later!

My internet is being fucked without lube because of the torrents so I have to dip out as well. Posting this will take like 2 minutes topkek

That's why I stopped going on /a/ years ago, I don't watch t.v. at all anymore either, occaisionally I'll watch something on youtube but not really, I'm usually playing an instrument or training or doing something else these days.
Or I'm on here shitposting.

Brave you are I'll have to reward you for that
See you soon mate.

Alright bud.

I like it.


I am not a faggot

fucking catbois.
I know one or two cat boys.


I wouldn't stress out too much about it. it's harder to talk to people who are depressed. it's kinda like walking on egg shells.

you tried your best though, right?

Fair enough, it was just the way the body contorted I know it's a robot etc kinda unnerved me.

you are supposed to know

Yeah, I get that. Not saying it didn't get me hard either, just saying it was kinda strange. Not /d/ tier though, /d/ was always obsessed too much with dicks.

hey, don't really disrespect /d/ that is where I get most of my Captions

don't disrespect*

When I used to go on /d/ there was occasionally one good thread and the rest was futa with dicks the size of lamposts all through the catalog.

I didn't say it was good.

heh true I guess.
I've not checked that board in a long long time.
So I've no idea of its quality anymore.
For all I know it could have vastly improved.

it probably hasn't

Yeah you're probably right.
TFW it'll never be the first week that fap hero came out on /h/ again.

Ahh, I see. Maybe I'll interview you about what torrent site it is at some point!

Aha, that used to happen to me for some reason as well. See you later :3


Back, what did I miss? (it's a rhetorical question, I'm reading the thread actually)
Aha, goody. Maybe by pulling out at the last moment~


I wouldn't imply you were. I'll just be giving you the tilde treatment when it comes to catboys~


Aha, oh boy, do you? Who would those be?
It is hard. It drags you down as well. Which I don't need to be honest, not being a strong person myself. I guess one has to find the middleground between being selfish and altruistic.
Well, I invited him to play a multiplayer game with me and the friend. He got tired of it soon though.

Pulling out? Pulling out of where? and doing what where?
Yeah didn't really miss much. Nearly fell asleep though as no one was posting for a little while.
I'm a little tired and currently on my bed with my crappy laptop in front of me

w-wow, nice picture.

Sounds like you want to be hosed down to be honest. How lewd

I've had it for a while just never got to post it.

Congratz on the quads o:
>Pulling out? Pulling out of where? and doing what where?
O-oh, stop playing tsundere user, you know where!
Ah, I see. Well yeah it has been somewhat silent. 14 posts in teh time I was away.


Hello again.

Nailed it X3

Maybe I get a kick from making you tell me what you wanted

But hosed down where?

there aren't many.
ritsuka aoyagi, and felix argyle.

I wouldn't take it personally. depression kinda sucks the fun out of everything.

That feel when comfy in bed and shitposting.

Baka! But lewd~
Aha, why not. Well, depending on which side I'd be facing, that may make more or less sense to you. I'd probably enjoy either though! Back or the front, doesn't matter.


Ah, I see. Yeah I have only heard about the latter, and fairly recently. Check the OP. This is what me and Cherry-kun have done to poor Felix. Second pic was my contribution, third pic is Cherry's.


More like snug, amirite?

I see.

Too right lad, Don't really like sleeping in big beds on my lonesome though, usually wind up folding my mattress so it's smaller otherwise it feels like a waste of space.
L-lewd, you really just wanted to be face painted I think but sure I could do that.

And about the second part, well, idk. In theory it's kind of a moral duty to try to help and if you don't care to even try, well, that's a failure. But yeah. the reality is that there is not much you can do at all…


It's one of the things that started this whole circlejerk business.

Why are you blushing


My internet was just being a douche at that moment. Its reasonably better now, but the torrents are taking extremely long cause there's only like 9 seeders on each

Aha, looks like it comes back to your being gropy in your sleep. Just have to squeeze something no matter what.
Oh, I wasn't referring to my face. I meant either the back or… well, cock, balls and tummy. I just like the thought of being dirty like that. .///. I don't have anything against a facial either though.


Aha, I see. What are you up to now then? Waiting for them to finish and about to engage in animu watching?

Got a little flushed aye. Not ashamed of that one, and that's because I got a little turned on.

Forgot le name tag…


Just waiting for them to finish, yeah. I ended up playing a couple levels of a SMW rom hack. Might read some One Piece mango, but I keep getting distracted by Holla Forums

Heh, well I don't mind either way you just want to be covered in my seed that's all.
Yeah I guess, usually wind up waking up gripping stuff close these days. Mostly due to me sleeping alone now

Nice trips, and yeah I saw you in a thread on the index.
I generally lurk however

Which thread

And thanks. I got quints a little while back though

best you can do is keep pushing them along.

felix started this circlejerk?

was half asleep when I saw sorry Madexxsuki

noice.
Had plenty of good gets over the years I just never bothered to screencap them.
After a large number of gets you stop caring enough to.

Ah I see. SMW, mhm? What that?


Indeed .///. Keep it secret.
Yeah. I tend to sleep on my back, soo, no gropy grabby stuff going on.


I have no tricks up my sleeve apart from distraction. Doesn't always work.
Well. So the way it happened is Poppy-chan (then anonymous) started a lewd thread for anons to post porn for one another. Some time later, Cherry-kun (then also anonymous) requested that someone turns that pic of Felix from shota to loli. I shooped the vageen on but was unable to do anything more, and he shooped the rest. We talked for a bit, then I was kinda away for a few days. So I started a thread and summoned him and Poppy found it too. And we've been circlejerking ever after.

I only screencapped this one because it was so good and the best one I ever got. One time I got consecutive trips (e.g. 555, 666, 777) in the same thread though.

Felt good m8. I also avatarfag with Madotsuki, so watch out for that.


Super Mayro World

Keep it a secret? Sure I guess, I hope you're aware I would likely need daily draining
Hmm.. I used to be able to sleep on my back, was pretty comfy but when I wound up sharing a bed and cuddling up to them as I fell asleep, well I guess I found it more comfy so whenever I fall asleep on my back I still wind up waking up gripping something.
Was quite funny, it was a guitar case once (soft shell) and was actually really comfy.

Got ya, and fair enough mate.

Oh woops I messed that up. It was a couple trips and then quads consecutively. Did this while I was tripping on DXM. I wish I hadn't deleted the screencap. It was awesome.

The only psychadelic I did was mushrooms as part of a druidic rite of passage with a brother of mine if that counts.
Never again though, I had sever time dilation and had to time my breaths, wound up passing out multiple times due to forgetting to breathe.
It's part of why I got completely clean.

Single longest day and night of my life.

Sometimes it's nice to post different images on an imageboard.

...

that's an interesting founding story. kek.

why would anyone want to ruin a perfectly good catboi trap with vageen?

Well DXM isn't a psychedelic, its a dis-associative, but it makes you trip. I quit DXM recently cause there are healthier NMDA antagonists. It was never a negative thing for me except one time I overdid it on accident.

I tripped so god damn hard I had an OBE that I was Socrates. Then I went to my front yard or something its really hard to recall. This was all done on my couch though… kek. I've had better OBE's at a lesser dosage. I just gooft because I didn't take weight loss in to account

The reason you freaked out on shrooms is because you weren't prepared. You should've taken a low dose to gauge how it affected you first. But I don't know the full story.


I don't have a lot in my reactions folder sorry

Ah, I see. Well then.


Oh my o: With the amount of time you need, that would require a fulltime employment of two boys~ taking shifts!**
Aha, I see. Cute.
Hah, I can't imagine how it would, but I'll trust you!


…damn. Some rite of passage, that! How did that druidic thing happen?


I like it too.
I know right? Someone hopelessly straight that's who! Cherry is nice though. And I'll dump for anyone, so long as they enjoy it, so might as well shoop with the same policy.
That's a cute pic btw. Gah, I had two great pics with catboys (well, catguys) snuggling, they're so nice, but I haven't been able to find them for a long time.

...

I would fuck the SHIT out of pic related, btw. Which reminds me. I should look up R34 of her


Yeah sorry. As a vidya player, we use lots of acronyms. Even kek is derived from World of Warcraft. When the horde chats, "lol" it turns to, "kek" when viewed by an Alliance member.

The extent of my WoW playing was the one week trial. I remember making as shitty a character I possibly could for the keks. It was a goblin zombie or some shit with horrible specs

If you would like to help, her name is Chris from Korewa Zombie Desu Ka?

Well I feel cucked now user. *snifle* Men are such bastards.


¨Heh, really, that's how kek came about?
Heh, I see.

...

I've taken them at lower doses, that was just my first true trip as in I was suddenly out cold tripping major bollocks in a dream world OBE I guess but I would've called it spirit walking or going to the spirit world? shit made no sense and I can't even begin to explain it now.

You'd share is it? Heh what's wrong not sure you could satisfy me everyday?
Hmm the druidic thing happened because my brother really likes the old religion here that was here before the pagans were.
It's mostly about spirits and sorcerers who live in the underworld/spirit world and whisper guidance to their descendants. Standing stones shit you know?
Anyways he keeps telling me how profound he finds it and how he would find it expanded his mind, well as I already lucid dream I thought I'd have a go and ease in to it. Went fine the first few times got some interesting colour shifts etc, but then BAM felt like I was ripped from my body and I suddenly felt really warm and cosy like I could sleep forever. Like lying down in a warm field in the summer with the sun on your face, then I wondered how I'd gotten there and realised I was probably out cold, when moments before I was playing a guitar. So I made myself wake up and take a breath.
My brother was freaking out I apparently collapsed and stopped breathing for over a minute but in the "dream" it felt like I'd been there hours.
I can't really explain but that's what it was like. Happened a few more times that way through the evening and I had to start timing my breaths to prevent it happening again.
Felt like I was just going to become part of the earth and "sleep" Which was probably just going to be dying due to not breathing by being a dumb cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=5K8bwzV10W4

An OBE is any kind of experience had outside of your body so yeah. And time is meaningless on psychs.

One time I had a trip that I was in the 1-dimensional plane (just a lot of strings in monochromatic format) and saw this thing made up of strings and an orb. But it was all 1-dimensional. It didn't have any features apart from that, but I could tell it was looking at me.

I really don't want to say it was, "God" because I don't believe in that. I interpreted it as myself at my most basic form. I just knew it was me somehow. A, "God" of my own life, if you will

Yeah shit was cray. Hmm a god eh? Crazy shit, always wanted to meet Sulwyn the sun sorceress.
Would've been cool to meet a god. I don't believe in them but that would've made me believe.
I don't like psychadelics at all now though.
My brother has moved on to DMT though and frankly I think it's destroying his ability to function in the real world.
He can barely string a sentence together anymore, it's like less of him comes back each time. It's his choice though, I'm not going to tell him he can't do it.

????????????

That's because dat nigga is abusing it. You're supposed to use it very sparingly.

I still don't believe in Gods because of different reasons. I don't want to get all religious here. But I think that we're a product of our own imagination.

I'm gonna go play Monopoly. Probably gonna be gone for hours because of how long it takes

Understood, have fun breh.

Thank you bby~


I'd be a broken wreck after the first time, don't forget! For a few days probably. And sure I would, I'm not greedy!
Aha, so you're a Britbong? Well, the thing you said about Poles would be another hint for that (albeit weaker).
Ahah, a crazy experience, sonds like.
As well he should have, heh.
Well, as I said, crazy stuff.


See yous.

Yep, never again will i touch a hallucinogen.
Learned my lesson from that, the night felt like it took forever.
Not greedy? I am though I can be very jealous at times. Besides wouldn't the other one become a wreck too? I would've just switched to face fucking you while you regained the ability to walk

Yep britbong, the pics of nigel farage and ukip stuff was a hint to that aswell.
You also missed the way I don't use "z" on stuff like fantasise and how I spelled colour.

...

Sounds wise. I have never tried any. They could be really good but I don't think I'm the kind of a person who handles drugs well, so I think I'll stick just to alcohol.
Oh my, jealousy? Where did that come from, here I thought I was subscribing to being your fucktoy, I didn't think you'd want to cuddle after as well~ (especially not after drenching me, oh my~) Aha, that's another solution I suppose!
>tfw user does not want to have me lie on my back and let a cuteboy lie on top of me, facing me
>tfw he does not want to take turns* on us
>tfw the one with the empty butt won't kiss the one getting fucked to muffle and quiet down his moaning
>tfw he won't keep going until we soil one another's belly purely from having our prostates hammered

*also, how do you feel about the word breed?


Aha, yeah I could have figured.
That's true, although that would at best indicate you're not an American, mhmm.

Breed? As in?
Hmm, A harem of bitchboy fuck toys eh? That actually sounds kind of hot. But wouldn't you rather be utterly ravaged then gently cuddled?
If not I guess I could take turns destroying you and a friend but it wouldn't be anywhere near as intimate

As in to do it in the butt (without condom).

>But wouldn't you rather be utterly ravaged then gently cuddled?
Well I was talking about you, that you sounded like you wanted to cuddle after since you brought up being jealous. And well, in reality I'd rather the cuddling. You're the big boy though, and straight to boot, so I'll adapt to your needs babe n///n If you want to keep pounding me until I yell, give me all you've got~

>Hmm, A harem of bitchboy fuck toys eh? That actually sounds kind of hot.
>but it wouldn't be anywhere near as intimate
Aha, well I hoped you'd find it hot, that's all. It'd be practical if nothing else!

Hmm.. Aslong as you're not diseased and are cleaned out why not? I'd pump you full I guess? I thought you wanted me to cum on you though?

I'd probably fuck you senseless, depends if you started squealing in pain I'd probably stop but if you seemed to be enjoying it I'd probably aggressively fuck you till I came. Would obviously cuddle you, would probably be spooning though and may or may not involve me shoving my cock up your ass again anyways.

It would be practical aye, especially as I wouldn't want to cripple you. Hmm don't know I don't like sharing, I prefer to utterly spoil what I have rather than hunger after more.
Though who knows, depends how insanely horny I get I guess, if you really can't keep up then I guess I'd just have to or I'd wind up breaking you.

I'm back. Family is so shitty and wouldn't let me play. My little onee was nice enough to try and convince them in to letting me play. But my little onii was being a jackass and kept saying no. Nephew as well.

So now they're playing a two player game of Monopoly smh. I tried to be social with my family, and it fails. wtf

Can't always win mate, aint seen my family in months even when I try to make contact.
It happens.

Yeah, but you gotta think. A whole life of shutting your family out and when you finally open up, they tell you to piss off…

I can't even get contact with my dad now a days. And we have never been on bad terms. Sucks

But despite all of that, my sister and I talked and had a good laugh so I feel better

and btw I'm 19 so don't think its even been that long. I had issues thinking my mom was a bad person and this and that for stunting my social growth. But now that I have freedom, we're on much better terms

That's a bonus atleast.
I'm sort of happy I don't see my family if I'm honest, whenever I'm around them all I can think about is all the horrendous shit they've done to me over the years.
So I can't really empathise there sorry. I'd like to but I don't really feel the urge to contact them I just sometimes try to to see if they've changed at all.

Ah, I see. One day you'll realise that your parents had no fucking idea what they were doing when they raised you and did the best they could.
I like to think that anyway, I mean it helps me sleep at night atleast.

Aha, good~ And well. We have to change it up a bit, right? Sometimes all over me, sometimes inside X3

Unf. Sounds like a good night >.< A night to survive, not completely destroyed somehow~

Aha, that's fine. I can be your only lay~ Although lying on your back with a guy sleeping on each side feels gentle to me too.
We'd have to see babe, we'd have to see.


Welcome back dear.
Why are girls so much nicer human beings at times. Rarely are they so brattish as boys.
It was nice of you to try Suki.

Yeah I can mix it up I guess, I have no issues there. I've been requested by women to cum in certain places before so I don't see it as any different in that way

Well I guess I'd work up to that kind of night so I'd be sure I didn't really hurt you by being too rough. You likely would wind up with a cock up your ass everytime I slept though.

You in the middle? Yeah maybe or I could have you two service me instead and be really selfish.

W-wow, w-what is this lewd stuff being said?
so lewd! >///

I've felt the same way. But I don't like to think of anyone as a good or bad person. Just someone who does good and bad things. And if they do more bad things than good, I'll deem them "bad" in a loose sense. Just bad to me.

My only full blood brother is someone I fucking hate. He's done so much shit to me that I literally don't talk to him. I don't like to look at him. We just co exist.

I hate to use this example, but its basically like Sasuke and Itachi. That's how bad we hate each other. But I wouldn't kill him or anything crazy. Im a pacifist.


My little onee is a very rational thinker. That's why

onee and onii don't mean little, they mean older, silly madexxsuki~

I know full well. I was using it loosely for comedic effect

Welcome.

Eh my elder siblings were the ones who physically abused me every day to in ttheir words "toughen me up" which basically meant beat seven shades of shit out of me every single day It was one of them who hit me with the plate and to get their mates and older lads to kick the shit out of me too.
It worked I guess but it's permanently fucked our relationships.

I knew you wouldn't.

Aha, thank you for being considerate user :3
>You likely would wind up with a cock up your ass everytime I slept though.
W-well, it wouldn't literally be up my butt! Just up the crack, which is fine of course.

Oh no, I mean you in the middle, with me and the other person lying on your chest~ If we felt lewd, we could maybe kiss or bit your nipples. You could punish us however you'd feel fit too, seeing as you're a tall guy, probably you could reach both our butts too~
Aha, speaking of the other person!


Hello Poppy~ Do you want to join in?~.

It might be more than just the crack, it could be pushed right up against the hole atleast according to a few FWBs and exes atleast.

I'm not that tall sorry I'm just very broad I'm only just 6ft, think rugby prop build and that's me, the broadest one in the family and 3rd tallest.

To be fair my father is 6ft 4 and my cousin is 6ft8.

Sorry to hear that. I've been through similar shit, but not to such an extent of daily beatings. Fuck that. I became a pacifist because I hate to hurt others. Unlike my brother. Funny enough I'm a maso now.

In other news, I'm very happy because someone posted a lewd of Karen. I've been looking for good ones and could only find garbage pics

That's an adorable face

okay, I understand~!

m-m-m-m-m-m-maybe

i'm 5'7, that's tall!

Glad to hear you're happy.
Meh daily beatings aren't so bad in all honesty, you stop caring after a while. It's very easy to hurt people though, I can do it just by squeezing a little these days so I have to be gentle with people all the time.

I'm not a pacifist at all though.
Pacifists where I am don't last long.


Hmm being in the middle does sound pretty good.

Ah, fair enough.

Being in the middle does sound pretty good it'd benice to be the one being spoiled for a change rather than just having women tun to puddles in my hands/bed

I hold firm to the belief that any problem can be solved diplomatically and that violence is inherently useless. I've been in situations where someone is hitting me, or otherwise grabbing me or some shit. But I didn't fight back. I just try to run away. And they don't understand that I hate fighting.

He never really does anything to me anymore. We just don't say anything to each other and act like the other doesn't exist

Aha, well then. Good that it makes her a good person.


Ahah, saved, I love that one.


…damn. That's… odd but hot.
Ah, okay that's about the average height I suppose. Still taller than me, although if I'm mlying head on your chest, probably you wouldn't reach that low.
6' 8", dayum, that's lanky af.


Hihi~ You're a cutie, I'd be happy to!
Also oh my, 5'7"? That is even shorter than me~


Aha, perfect~

My sister's dog is lying on my bed watching me browse Holla Forums kek. Its really cute

This is some naughty stuff y'all are posting. I'm glad you're having fun, however.

What breed is it? Got a pic? :3


P-perv!
Welcome back user? Or still busy?

let him have a try at shitposting

You're an american right?
I'm guessing they weren't hitting you properly, here fights are savage and quick.
I don't like 'em but they happen.
Also violence is the gold standard, it enables for all discourse to happen, the threat of violence is what allows the result to be reached peacefully. Atleast that was what I was taught.

Gentle delicate things need to be protected through violence. Violence against those that would harm them I mean.


Yeah I guess it is a little odd, I guess it's just a more sexually assertive form of spooning when I'm asleep or something.

Yeah sorry I'm not super tall would just have to man handle you to get at your hole I guess.

Aslong as I get spoiled for a change in the middle I'm chill with it, aslong as you can both keep up and satisfy me properly


Heh that's pretty funny. Doggos are bretty gud, favourite animal.

/fit/ told me it's not gay if I say no homo. :^)

I'M SO FUCKING DONE RIGHT NOW !!!

Also, hi everybody~

Just passing through. Done with classes and the gym, I got work soon. I'd stick around on mobile, but I don't want to be that user.


No need to say no homo, you do what makes you happy. If that means getting closer with other anons, then by all means.

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hi, what happened, are you okay neat-editor senpai?

Yo sup mayne.

You're busy aint ya?
What program ya running in the gym mate?
Madcow?

Oh you're the one that avatarfags with squid girl? I'm about to start that anime once it finishes downloading. Non Non Biyori finally finished a bit ago. She's very cute

Well, we'll keep you on your back anyways!~
Oh not like I insist on a tall guy or anything, I just thought you were so that's what I went with.
Hihi, yeah I took the liberty of reading that when you replied to Poppy~

Hello Cherry-kun :3
Don't be a perv and read the spoilers!
How has your day been bby?


Aha, I see. That's fine.
Have fun, or as I like to think, as little unfun as possible!


Nice one. How old?

I'm cool with that, though if I get excited enough one or both of you will wind up being pinned and roughly butt fucked.

I think she's 4. I have a black lab, myself. Don't have a pic though. And my brother locks her up in his room with him when they go to bed. So I'd have to wait.

Black lab is a very funny animal. I can't really explain it. But she makes the funniest faces and is a big ass baby sometimes. But its always funny and cute

Like this one time I heard her whining a lot. So I went to go check, and its because there was some food left out that she couldn't reach topkek

I don't run any set programs. I go in with a game plan of what muscles I'm working out that day, do the desired workouts to exhaustion, do a different set of muscles the next day. Worked shoulders today.


Optimism like yours is why I come back to this thread.

Doggos are pretty silly sometimes, mine keeps hitting his head on tables while trying to run under them.
Fucking idiot sometimes.

Fair enough buddy, I found that I could gain strength fairly quickly with 5X5 but I wound up looking horrible, so after a while I switched it up and did a variation of Zyzz's work out regimen instead.

Oh my. I wonder if you could get so horny to make it both of us though, hehe~
(I guess Poppy is kind of on an on-and-off basis again, ah well)


Aha, that's still pretty young, mhmm.
I've only had small dogs. Two poodles. Labradors are popular though. My brother planned to get one I think, athough I am not sure which one they'll get in the end.


Thanks fam.

I'm still here!

I'm sure you could if you teased me enough. I may dress you in cute clothes though. Long socks, skirts etc, then if you wanted that kind of treatment it's mostly just a bit of sucking or playing with it till I get impatient and roughly take you both

I like my dog more than a majority of the general population


I'd suggest the lab. They're a very gorgeous breed of dog. Im not furfag or anything, just saying that they're very aesthetically pleasing

My sister had a purebreed dachshund. She loved me like I was her father. Never spent too much time without me. Then some asshole was speeding down the road while she went out… rip doggo

Well for what was supposed to be a "day off" I worked from 6AM to 11PM….
I'm tired as fuck, covered in sweat and practically starving

Apart from that I'm ok…. I guess…


Ika isn't really my avatar
But I use her expressions from time to time cuz she's cute


Too much spoilers….
Can't read them all

I had a fantastic day as you can see :^)

What about you guys
Are y'all doing good ?

Same

I can't stick to a routine. Too much of a picky eater to stick to a set diet. I can get my ass to the gym and lift though, so it's something.


My condolences.


You should get some food and rest, user. It'd serve you well.

I think we're all doing well, your day is over now at least!

Well that's shitty.
Poor fucker you are mate, I'd gladly buy you a pint or a whiskey to help you chill out.
Usually why I have a nice bottle of the stuff about for when I feel like I'm going to scream.

I'm pretty good cheers for asking, just lead in bed, watching the time I have to sleep slip away.

Well you're not responsive so how would I know! XP


Aha nice~ We like skirts and cute dress, yay~ Also look, kind of found a pic, with feet! (just ignore the money and maybe add more feminine clothing).


It's a harsh fact about lots of people.
Yeah. And I know you're not, I didn't mean it in a sexual way either >_>
Aw, poor doggo.


Good, good that you can't! Unless they'd turn you more homo ofc, then I would be all for it.
O-oh. Jesus. You really must be tired x__x
Hope you get better soon. Go git something to eat? o:

I've been okay. Reading up on exams and stuff, having fun with Footanon.

Thank you. But I am long over the incident. I cant remember exactly when it happened, but it was the day the Pokemon S&M demo dropped.

I had a trip pretty shortly after and I could feel her presence in spirit. It was really cool and gave me a great sense of closure. So I have come to terms with it. I know that she's still around, even if its an emotional manifestation


I know you didn't think that. I was just making it clear for everyone

Fantastic eggman gif.
Fair enough user I'm just saying I saw better results that way, but then I'm very organised most of the time and can easily keep to schedules and the like.


Appreciated but I'm not jacking it until the weekend. Good glad you like dressing that way. Makes it more fun for me.

The worst part though was seeing her sister (the black and white speckled doggo) after it happened. Im sure she still takes it harshly even now

But enough feels. unless its up ;>

Its great to see someone avatarfag as Eggman cause he's such a funny character in the games

If you guys want a good laugh go pop in and see the thread and all the sarcastic responses

PINGAS
Yeah he was always a laugh.

Well that was kind of unnecessary. Careful, the more you do that, the more they'll think there's something to it after all!
We had to put down our first dog. Had some degenerative disease, I don't even know what it was. Would slowly lose muscles and control of his body, as well as his memory would deteriorate, to the point he would not recognize us, I think.


Ahah, dang it, I thought you wouldn't, originally, but wondered… I hope we at least managed to raise a tent in your pants X3

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Yeah you did I've been hard for hours, but I said I would wait until the weekend so that's what I will do.
Just hope I don't wind up with a visible bulge in my pants all day tomorrow

If only I were as funny as him.
But no one compares to the real thing.


Y'all are about to set up camp in my pants, either get it like rabbits or relax.

Either way, I'm off to work. I'll return maybe, depends on how much work I have. Thanks for the entertainment, lads.

I would most likely already be dressed that way

also, you're so funny~ good luck.

Lying in my bed eating instant noodles atm
Not quality food but I'm so hungry it feels so gooooood…..


Thanks mate
I grabbed a beer as well so
Cheers man !


turn me more homo ? I dunno… Maybe :^)

Also it's only another 1 hours anyways actually less as I have a half day tomorrow so that's pretty good.

No worries mate.

Good this pleases me greatly.
Eh, if they see I don't particularly care, it's happened before and they pointed it out to me.
I take it as a compliment at this point.

Well if you don't, why did you write it in the first place, hmm?!


Good~ Or iIf it's not too gay: Good! ♥
Aha. You'd have to awkwardly keep trying to cover it up. Would that make you want to ruin me that much more?~


Aha, nice!
Alrighty Eggman user. See you!


I would most likely already be dressed that way
Aha, nice :3

16hours my bad the blood meant for my brain was needed elsewhere.

That was the original suggestion, remember?~ Learn to like boipussy so you don't have to photoshop that pic of Felix :^)
Also yeah noodles aren't quality food, but they're something at least! I quite like noodles myself.
And cheers.

nice gif editor~

wow

mhm~

I generally tuck it down a trouser leg, but if it is bulging all tomorrow then yeah I'll have to punish you.

Penis not too visible there…
saved as straight lewd
nice try silly fag ;)

I don't want people to flood me with fur pics while Im trynna wack

I just organized my reaction folder in to more specific sub categories

So, I wonder about the dress, Poppy-chan. Not sure if it's a good time for asking questions though o:


I'll have to keep working at your tent then~


That's how it begins. . !~
This one is too obvious of course, but hey.


Darn, got me again!


What a nice, coincidental error~

Already should have mate.

I was feeling lazy and didnt have much to begin with but now I do so I just went ahead and did it

Ahhh I have to get up in 5 hours you tease.

too obvious ?
why ?

s-skirt?
I'm confused, what was his error?

Takes me hours to do mine when they need re-organising or a new category of image I have within a subfolder has become numerous enough to need cataloguing in and of itself.

Mate, that priest girl what hangs aorund with the devil aint a girl.

What type of skirt?

Oh my. Shouldn't you go to bed? o: With a raging hardon to dream of boipussy?~


Well because it's Bridget, mhmm? Didn't you know? That'd be cute~

I've always had my other stuff like cringe, ylyl, etc organized. The reactions I just got lazy about.

The R34 I am much more organized about. Thing is though I have like 8 misc folders cause Idk the characters. I just saw it online and it got me hard so I dl'd it.

For the most part its very organized though

Nice trips, and yeah I really should but all I'm doing in the morning is technical drawing stuff and some basic secondary machining.
Cylindrical grinders mostly very simple shit
I guess I probably should but I'm really horny now so I'll wind up having sex dreams.
Also I'm currently lead down in bed.

Well, I meant, asking about whether you were a girl.
But if you'd rather tell me us about the dress, that'd be lovely too! n_n

Well… It should be a single word no? Subcategory? Sub category sounds like a category of a sub. And he's a sub himself!

Breh just tineye it and you'll find the source.

Well I don't know the character nor where it's from
And I don't see any dick so…

Easy fap material for me

Aha, I see. Going to have an easy day you think?
Aha, good ^.^ That pleases me, that you enjoy to lewdtalking~ Maybe you'd like to move your fapping session to tomorrow night?


Aha, it's a rather famous trap. I never played Guilty gear myself, but just from the sheer amount of lewdness surrounding him, I know him!
How shamefur though that you only relegate him to fap material so long as no penis is showing! Look how cute he is!

Fair enough mate, I was shocked when I found out it was a bloke.

Sure sounds good to me, I'm already aching though. My balls feel heavy again so I guess the lewd talking worked well

hehe, that would be no fun just making it easy~

No matter doesn't matter what's under the skirt both genders have a back door and that's the one I'll use.

I must be absolutely exhausted I'm slowly getting more and more vertical in bed, I don't think I'll be awake much longer.

Oh babe. Maybe you should stop working it, as flattering as it is, I don't want you to hurt.


Well then! Tell us about the clothes instead!~

I'm not touching myself kek.
Just erect and have been for a while.

Oh, ahah, well then. That's how I like 'em~
Do you sleep naked or do you wear PJs?

Depends how cold it is in the bed, if its warm/hot I wear nothing if it's cold I wear boxers that's about it.
I'm basically falling asleep sorry I think I might just have to go to sleep. I'll stay for the reply but then I'm going asleep for 4ish hours.

Sorry hun~
I just can't spot cuteness in boys
except in you ofc

Aha, that's kinda what I figured. How barbaric! It's what men do though.
Yeah, you should. Good night hun, sleep well.

Barbaric in a way I guess, but hey if there's a sexy guest in the bed I don't want cloth getting in the way.
Cheers I'm gonna sleep now, I'll be awake in approximately 4 hours and 30 minutes have a 15 minute shower then gather my gear for the day. Night.

;w;
N-no, I refuse! I'll keep trying or die turning you bi!
Aww jeez, thank you, you adorable sweet thing ♥ How about I post some more ambiguous pics for you, hmmm?

pics are always welcome
but please don't die, I'll never be able to find another silly fag like you~

Well then I'll keep trying then!
O-oh boy, aw jeez ;///;

nice

Ty~ For U

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really nice

I feel like my eyes are burning right now
I'm gonna have to leave you there for the night sweet fag
have a good night :3

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Alrighty. You have a wonderful sleep, my juicy straightfag~

Still here?

le bump

Oh hello user. Howdy?

No one here is cute

I'll take your bump and keep it forever user.

That's nice of you.

You wanna stick around and talk? Make me post porn for you? Whichever.

If you could post porn do that I guess.

Very good! What's your poison, loverman?

Yuri

Snap, tha's probably the one I have the least of. Is loli yuri okay as well?

Like, holy crap do I have little of it.

Sure.

Excellent.

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Now then. What kind of a person would you consider cute, user?

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Someone of the opposite sex who looked cute

Well not a whole lot I can do about that, but thanks for the tip anyways!

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More of the second pic

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What about it? I don't have like a series by the same author or anything.

no the same autor but more pics of that anime

I don't think I have any. Is it rule 34 of an actual anime?

its from an actual anime but i forget the name of it.
but hey no worries.

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Ah, alrighty.

Hang, I think those are the caracters, no?
Or if not, the ones I'm posting in this post.

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yep, those are the characters

Sweet, that's at least something.

Also
if you didn't like the BDSM, maybe you'll like these more.

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those are pretty nice user.
Do you have some pics with one with fit bodies, like having nice abs.

Hmm, I'll have a look. It's an uncommon fetish though.

These seem to be the closest I can find so far. They're not even fit, just have some definition to them.

nice

Not even close but still thanks for the try

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Aha, sorry user. Probably got some buff futas but not lolis. If normal straight porn is okay too, I could look into non-lolis.

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Yes, like the second pic

Probably don't have much beyond these.

Oh, yeah don't have many of those for sure.
Although maybe in my rule 34 folder. Le's see!

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I hope you like them green user.

This one is great, the wonderwomans were meh

Aw I see. Well, let's hope She-hulk delivers then.
Don't have too many though.

So, btw, are you a /fit/alist yourself, user?

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no , i visit rarely fit, (even though i train myself in my house).
i have a strange fetish with girls with nice belly and fit body and cute faces all together.

Ah, I see. Mmm, what kind of training do you do?

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Almost ran out ;~;

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well, to be honest i did sports when i was 16 under (swimming and Karate). Later i couldnt train there so i began to do running and doing like simple exercise stuff, but in 2015 in 2016 i got lazy, so im starting to train tomorrow again.

Aaaand that's it for She-hulk.

Aaah, I see. Those are all more about endurance, mhmm? Going to get nice legs (and butt, probably not as importantly). Although swimming just gives you a beautiful body overall.
What kind of simple exercise stuff?

Do you have other one, like from street fighters?

Hmm, not sure that I do :/
Ivy not buff enough for you is she?

like abdominal training and push ups, but i think that im going to visit more fit to know more tips of training.

sorry, my internet is kinda slow, thats why my responses are kinda late

I think the 2nd and 3rd ones have pretty nice legs.


Ah I see. Good luck, and good resolve.

Nice, i like buff girls but a fit girl with a nice belly with abs is great too.

's fine user.
I am running low on appropriate pics though.

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So user, whats youre fetish?

Pleasing anons' cocks~

Mmmmm

I guess I really have to give up on the buff / fit girls, user. You have drained me.

Np, i dont only get horny with fit girls

Can't help it, it's a turn on.

But only making people horny in olnine spaces being anons? or do you have other type of fetish

Yeah I know. Still, if you prefer it, it'd be the best material to post. Grasping at straws now, coming back to r34 folder.

yeah, but this ones are nott my taste

Well, sure. But they're mostly gay / cum oriented fetishes, I suppose. And cuddling after. Not sure that's something you want to read, mhmm?

Also, this dragonborn is too furry for you, I assume?

Ayyy you fucker.
I was tossing and turning all night.
Wound up "rising" early.
Pic related is me right now.

Yeah I'll switch to normal porn now. Found these three pics of Red Sonja, I think those are a decent way to end the buff girls porn!

Oh heya bby. I'm sorry x__x

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Dont get me wrong, i like furry but im too strict with that shit, also i like faggot content but im much more stricter with that content.
So i never ask that in those threats.

**If it's any consolation, I had touched myself before and after you left, I realized my balls were hurting and swollen! Calmed down a bit now though.
Can I cum, or do you want me to wait for you?**

Damn son. You could always post a few reference pics. IMaybe I'd find something for you.

Well actually, not now. I'll go to bed in a minute.

Hope you are, I only wound up with 4 hours sleep.
Kept having sex dreams. Now I'm going to be horny all day

You pressed newline before closing your spoilers you naughty boy heh. I want you to wait seeing as you made me stiff and horny and I never even got to resolve it.

Dont have pics of it

Nevermind lad.
I like your taste though fitgirls are pretty hot.
Musclegrills (aslong as they aren't fucking huge and are still feminine are awesome.**

Was meant to be a close bracket It's dark here and I'm tired

I'll probably get 6 which is okay,.. sorry user.
Woooh!~

Greetings, nerds

A new face! And I'm just about to hit the hay, rats.

yep, you know my taste user, they have to stay feminine.

Good, yeah sounds good to me, can sort it out later. Go get some sleep.

Yep, I know your taste exactly.
The best is when they squat heavy and dat ass is perfect.
Unf.
Wish I hadn't gotten rid of all my porn now, I had some good stuff I just couldn't get off to it anymore. I get bored easily

Good night hun. Hope your day goes well enough.


Good night user.

Nightynight. I think it'll go just fine don't worry. Get some rest.
Night? But it's morning!

'Appening?

Good night user, thanks for the pics.

you guys are even more frail than I though


watch it, or I'll meme you real hard

So… got any rare pepes?

Gee billy how come your mom lets you have two DUBS?

Sorry, i dont collect them

I can give you a kick start if you like?

Hehe, ill take it even though im not going to collect them.

I have some really rare ones, but I'll post you some of the more common garden variety of pepe for now.

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Got stuff to do unfortunately can't stay around all day.
Will be back later though.
I'm the only one in this thread so it feels sort of pointless typing this.

plzBULLYme

Isn't me leaving you without degrading you the most bullyish thing I can do? Denying you that which you crave?

but now that you have admitted it to be the worse thing to do, that nullifies it

umi osho pls go

my internet's really fucking gay, so gay in fact that i need to be punished by a strong alpha male that'll suck my toes

can't seem to be able to spam this thread with toddlercon gifs


うるせくそばば
びふぉあ-愛きっくよあっう,ふぁぐっと >:(((

I can't read moon

oh mai…

gomene unko-chan, I just assumed that you could read nihongo because of the content you were posting
Doesn't every person who is obsessed with a waafu artform speak Japanese?
I mean, trying to enjoy anime/otaku culture without knowing the language is just silly

I don't watch anime, I just love monster girls
beside language isn't my strongest subject

:(
wow. i fail at being a troll
you didn't even get defensive about it or anything
and now i feel like shit because you seem like a bro

I can be a dick if you want me to.
your waifu is a shit

???
don't have one. anime is retarded

my waifu is the xianwushii that surrounds us all
pic related

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and it is shit

plz load

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good taste. Got the Tem one too, i hate having to wait for the intro to end EVERY DAMN TIME

oh yeah also, press your number keys to select your charizards


:(

at least the sex least a long time

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artist name? i will cum buckets to this.


internet being gay again, otherwise i'd try to show off my "rarer" collection

Sorry user, I don't know.

Goody~
O-oh, yeah you're right
Aha, would you look at that though… I went to bed at like 6:20 / 6:30 and woke up at 11 a.m., so I got at most 4 hours 40 of sleep! I did not get up immediately though. Spent about 30 minutes doing things before I got up~

Good morning you guys. Howdy?
It's oddly hot, heh, dang.

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Better not have been jerking it. I've been wandering around with a chub on all day

Oh I did tease it alright~ Don't worry I won't cum! I'll tell you what I did in the morning later when you get from work, mmm? n///n

I just got in but I've got to pack and head home for the weekend. My actual home that is
Had a half day, was bretty gud.
Also I made sure to grab my Vernier calipers while I was at it.

Ooooh, sweet. When are you going to get home, do you think?
>looks up what Vernier calipers are
Oh my~ I'm looking forward to when you get to use them.

Hah, accurate to within a hundredth of a millimeter.
You wanted to know girth as well after all.
Hmm I'll be a little while maybe unless I get a taxi cab like I did for my interview.
Gotta pack first then I can decide what to do.
Currently living out of my shipping out bag that my squaddie mate gave me.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking~
Yuss. Or circumference. Or both. Is there such a thing as knowing too much about an user's cock?**** Well, at least not for a single guy there isn't! "Knowing what it feels like inside you" would be too much for someone with a boyfriend though ofc. Unless the bf was okay with it. I'm rambling now.
Ah alrighty. How do you travel otherwise, by train / bus?
Also
Hmm, so are you a serviceman, user?

I travel by bus/walking/taxi and lifts mostly.
What was that about knowing too much about a cock? Also circumference, hmm I could measure that I guess. Would need a tape measure.
Nah I'm not a serviceman, related to a bunch of them and a number of my mates are though.
I was a military brat growing up, what is known as a PONTI or person of no tactical importance.

Hey user, do you remember the name of the artist who made those gifs?

Mhmm, I see.
Yeah, you could do that~ And oh, jut random thoughts occuring to me, don't mind me!
Aha, I see.
Aha, that's a nice acronym. Hope I'll remember it.

Also,
Alsoalso
Hihi~

Yeah I only have four pictures of sneks in hats.
Sure I'll measure I don't mind. I'm slightly curious about the result now. I'd never thought about it before as it always gets the job done either way.
The army loves its acronyms, takes the piss to be fair.
Yeah you keep fucking up your spoilers, maybe you're too focused on something else.

Mhmmm.
Yeah. It might be interesting to know such details about such an intimate part of your body.
Maybe I am. Such as eating lunch now :^)

Yeah hadn't ever thought about it too much. Maybe the fact I haven't measured is weird?
Fuck I knew I forgot to do something, I've not eaten since 4:30 this morning, no wonder I feel so tired.

>Maybe the fact I haven't measured is weird?
Nah, it just means you haven't sticked around in the soveryright kind of threads babe~ I hadn't ever measured either, prior to lurking in cock threads or such.
Oh, damn, go git something user.

(also I'll be gone for a while now)

It's cool I'm going to finish packing get home by taxi then eat and unpack.
Means I'll have to pack my laptop though. Will probably do that in about 15 minutes.
Huh I've been on imageboards for years so you'd have thought I would have.
Just ordered the taxi anyways.

Ok gives me time to get home.
Talk lateR?

Hmm, alrighty.
Well, you'll rectify all that soon enough.
Yeah, talk later. Take care Foot user!

/nice dubs.
That I will, mostly because you asked
Alrighty, see ya later Mouse.

More like one Hell of a time

Ty.
And in return, I'll work to make you measure as high numbers as physically possible.
Was kind of a shortish while on my part, aha.


Is it though?

Yep

Oh yeah I finally got those downloads done. Problem is that I ended up with shitty seeds so one of them stalled super hardcore… ended up being season 1 of squid girl so RIP.

Fortunately, kissanime fixed their shit. So I can watch season 1 on there. The only real advantages of having it downloaded are: no buffering, can watch without internet, and a personal reason. I have my TV set up to be my monitor so it doubles up as speakers and well, a TV. So I can use VLC to put them all in a playlist and lie in bed to it

Do elaborate!


Aha, yey :3
Watching Squidgirl now then?

I'm about to. And how would I go in to detail? hmm

*serbian accent* I look up loli. I remove pants from body. Then grip pingas. Fap fap fap. Make mess on myself. The end. I did unintentionally give myself a facial yesterday though, second time that's happened

Aha, goody, let me know what it's like. Without spoilering it.
Haha, hey good job actually!
H O T
O
T
How did that happen? Give all the details.

I was lying on my bed and basically I came so hard part of it shot on to my face… I don't know how to feel about it apart from how funny it was. Cause like I said, its happened once before.

She's cute, loli, and smug. Everything I imagined. Im gonna love this show. Bonus points is cute voice

Mhmm. It's hot to think one gets so turned on and builds the pressure up so hard he just shoots without any control over it.
So the first time was similar?


Aha, I see. What's the character's name?

>I came so hard part of it shot on to my face…
Also inb4 the strong build-up was the result of anal play~

The trick is that I can cum really hard without building pressure. I just know how to please myself best. And yeah first time was similar. Its when I use lube. But I can tell it was cum because of the consistency. And the lube I use gets sticky as you use it

Her name is Ika Musumune

Finally home and am doing laundry.
I'm shagged mate.
Shagged meaning fucked meaning tired.

I've never caught my face but I've blasted it over my shoulder before and no known where the fuck it has gone.

You really do know how to do it best, huh o:
Yeah you probably won't mistake the texture. It's a strange one. More so when you swallow to be honest.
Mhmm, thank you Suki.


Heya.
Yeah I figured what it meant. I first knew the English sense than the silly American dance sense X3
Probably you should lie down for a bit?

Maybe, I've not had much sleep.
Wanted to talk to you though.

Also my house is really fucking cold.

Yeah, I know hun.
You're a sweetie Foots~ Though if you just have a short nap, for like two, three hours, I'll still be here. It's up to you user n.n


Aw. Turn the heating on, pull out a blanket until it gets warm?

Yeah I'm about to wrap up for a bit, the heating is on now.
I'm a sweetie? heh I guess I am. I might sleep for a bit, but I've just made myself a coffee, ah decisions.

It's usually only women who call me a sweetie and that's usually only when I bake.

Good, good. Don't wnt you to get sickly before you give me the banging of my life! Hehe~
Slowly drink coffee and talk, then decide if you still feel tired, ez.


Ah what can I say, I like the friendliness, or even borderline internet affection. Internet affection being much weaker than IRL affection of course. It's still nice though.

Alrighty I'll stay wrapped up for a little bit as my place warms up.
Aye sounds good to me, I prefer drinking my coffee slow anyways. Rushing it is always annoying as I don't get to enjoy it.
Agreed internet affection isn't the same as having someone in your bed. Can still be pretty hot and sweet though, so you have a point

Mhhmmm, nice. Got a nice blanket?
Yeah, so do I. Well, except in the morning during the week when there's no time to enjoy it. That's a reason why I only drink small ones in te mornings.
Indeed.
Ah, crap, I'll need to disappear for 20/30 minutes again. Just as I was about to suggest you keep the calipers at arm's length.

Heh fair enough, the calipers are within arms length anyways.
See you soon?
Yep I'm wraped up in a nice fleece one. Feeling much better now that I've warmed up a bit.

Yeah. Be back soon hun.
Aha, sounds lovely. Would be lovely to warm up one another under the blanket.

Holy shit I'm laughing so hard. I just assaulted a chat with these jokes:

"Hey baby, how about we put the Rubble and the Flintstones together and have a gay old time?" (Flintstones theme song says we'll have a gay old time in it, not kidding)

"Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it"
And check pic related

My fucking sides are weak. Their reactions were so funny. I'm normally better/less obvious at trolling, but I was purely shitposting before I got blacklisted. Too bad I can use a VPN anyway. What's funny is that my home IP is perma locked, meaning I cant PM anyone or talk ever again. So Im using a VPN

Hahaha yeah that does sound pretty great.

On what exactly? A discord?

Its this simulator for pokemon called showdown

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Oh.

Well aslong as you had fun I guess.
That shit is so fucking mild, but I guess it would trigger normalfags in to spergouts.
Takes me back to old timey raids when we'd spam gore etc on forums and the like.

Well pokemon is my favorite franchise so I like to battle there sometimes. And its the best chatroom I've found to troll outside of a discord. Also I have linked hentai to them before.


I was only blacklisted from one specific chat room. Im gonna shit storm everywhere else

Oh u! I wish I'd kept my oh u folder damn it.
Yeah you're still in that edgy faze. Enjoy it while you can, I'm bored as fuck of trolling personally though sometimes I do enjoy to ruse people to see their reactions. I generally do that on Holla Forums though.
They really don't like a man named bomber harris as he bombed the fuck out of dresden in WW2.
So it's funny to post that and watch them blame random people for doing it.

Back a bit earlier than I thought, heya~
It does doesn't it?!
How's the coffee?


You and your le trole shenanigans -.-
Admittedly, those were more like just jokes, not trolling. Kinda thin-skinned, those people, or what?

Was a little bit bitter if I'm honest, I must have poured the water over it too early. Ah well I still enjoyed it.
Hey welcome back.
Yup sounds fantastic though I don't know if I'd be able to stop at just warming up.

Aw. Well, at least it was still somewhat enjoyable. I'll compensate by bringing you cuddly sweetness~ brough to you by Corn & cheese ltd.
Ty.
Oh, you'd want to keep going until it gets hot, would you?

They're incredibly thin skinned people. I see them as just jokes, myself. But they think its a shitpost, so I just torment the ever living fuck out of them for being normies.

Again I wasn't trolling. My trolling is much more calculated. Sometimes I just like to spout a bunch of shitposts without trying. It depends on the demographic I target. I will normally craft better shitposts to annoy others if they're at all smart. The guys at that site are so stupid that I switched my name back and forth to "chat" with someone. And they actually fell for the bait


I had my edge phase back when I was in middle school. I just find it hilarious to piss people off. Trolling is an artform, what I was doing isn't a display of my true ability.

That was adorable
Ofcourse, what's the point in being so close and not getting hot and steamy instead of just warm?

Are you suuure you're not done with your edge phase? What you just said was edgy as fuck

Just did a measure at a half chub, I'm 5.8 long and 1.48 thick whilst still being fairly soft. I don't think my vernier is big enough to measure me at full mast atleast in terms of length.

I still collect mint condition, "Legend Of The Blue Eyes White Dragon" booster boxes/packs. They are kept clean and organized on my shelf next to my MLP collection. Yes, I enjoy things that aren't "boyish" hee hee. I will become rich one day and all those bullies will taste dirt as I rub my desiigner brand shoes in their petty faces… I will rule this world

Ah jeez, what poor bait.

I did make it too obvious. But I was mainly saying it to be facetious

I am incredibly split. On the one hand I just am plain against being mean to people on purpose, against schadenfreude. On the other hand, there's a bit of an internet social darwinist in me, thinking if someone gets triggered by something, they deserve to be triggered by it.


Aha, thank you :3 I'm doing my worst!
Aha, fair enough! Steam and sweat it is! Although, aren't you still tired?


Oh god. I want more of it. I wanna see if the Vernier can measure the full length or not. >.

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Still very cute.
I am tired aye but I'm taking an order from captain helmet.
Well here's the thing I need to take multiple readings, length and girth when fully erect then after I cum and keep wanking because then it goes thick heavy and long like a bat. Sort of interested to see what the measurements are.
I know it wont be able to measure me at full mast, this one only goes to inches. I work on small components so I never need to measure further.

6 inches my 6 seems to occasionally not work

I don't see trolling as inherently mean. If its just a bunch of making people mad, then they really had it coming to them. Like how user is trying to get me mad by saying edgy. But it isnt working tbh


But I thought being an anus was tight?

I must confess my knowledge of coloquial / internet English leaves me slightly baffled at "taking orders from captain helmet". Although if I were to guess, I'd say it means letting your cock do the thinking >//

No I'm simply stating exactly what you are.
Don't worry you'll look back on yourself and cringe/laugh.

Well that is mean in my opinion. That's the second me.
Ehe. I think user actually means it when he says it's edgy, 'cause it kinda is

You're correct!
Yeah kind of annoying that it isn't large enough to measure me. Hmm well I suppose I can try a ruler but that's no where near as accurate. Should be good for girth though with the calipers

That's a subjective matter. Edgy objectively means, "trying to act cool" I'm just trying to rile people up and piss them off. I have been popular in the past and it was really shitty. So I just stick to being myself now. I'm content with who I am, for the very most part. And your subliminal, "I'm not trying to troll you" isn't going to work on me. Because I know the exact method and have used it.

(checked)
Tape measure is the most reliable way. Dick size doesn't matter though. Its not the sword, its he who wields it

Nice quads. Damn, I was so close myself!
Woo for my linguistic / lewdistic intuition!
Yeah, you do that. Andthe calipers will do fine indeed. Mmm, a cool piece of metal gripping your cock.
Soo… you staying up then, yeah?~

Well there is a bit to the sword as well!
If it's too heavy and poorly ballanced, for example, then an opponent of equal skill with proper weapon will have an advantage for sure!

I want accuracy down to the hundredths of a mm a tape measure is insufficient.
I am aware that its the skill of the operator not the tool that makes it effective I'm a fucking engineer
Nice rationalisation hamster by the way, gonna say now that being yourself is one of the best ways to become popular, people flock to me because I don't put up any false pretenses and I'm brutally honest. People seem to prefer that to nice lies I guess.
Though ofcourse the false assholes have "friends" but here's the thing those friends all leave them and because of the toxic personality of being "popular" they can't regain any of their former status.

Well done, very good intuition. You're a natural.
Hah yeah they're a little cold but these ones are carbon fibre laminate, lighter you see and less likely to bend.
Well I'm already up and staying up. If you catch my meaning.

I will say though, what are your plans for the future? Given your future career any thought?

I'm 19 and well out of high school. Being popular is shit. I don't want any part in it. And the worst part is I never had true friends and didn't ever do much outside of school. But w/e happened happened.

Now I just watch a lot of anime, play with myself vidya, etc

Thank you >///

I plan to become a writer (either author or musician) because I'm pretty good at it/creative.


Then why pic related happened? Also that gif… I might be in the mood to be lewd if you keep up

It is what it is mate. "highschool" and college/uni are full of it. I'm just lucky I wound up with real friends out of it. Still I avoid facebook like the plague, they know I'm not exactly a normalfag but they accept.

I hope you have backup plans but ok. My mate got signed to a record label and we jam often he just put his stuff out there a lot via bandcamp and through local gigs.
The writing thing? Well enter a local young author competition. You wont get anywhere sitting on your ass and playing with your cock instead of laying the groundwork for you future.


Hmm… good question. I'd not given it much thought, I guess just some frottage for now?
That's how I'd start with you after all, a good old thigh fuck to whet my appetite
I'll be right back gotta quickly do something.

Porn, continued: so, there are two major reasons why I'd want to dump cute shota
1) it only makes sense given the steamy situation we find ourselves in!
2) I really have nearly depleted the non-gay folders (except for futa I guess)
But two major reasons why not:
1) for all I know, you simply wouldn't like it
2) Madexxsuki probably wouldn't either and I'd like to please both of your cocks >.<


Well idk what happened in pic related!
Standby, I'm going to figure out what to do first!~

who cares?
dump it if you got it dude!

Alrighty!~


Given Foot user's post and yours, looks like Suki has been outnumbered! Cutiepie shota it is.
I'll try to make it a little ambiguous at least. . . Okay not really.

Also where are our manners Rose! Hello.
Howdy? Also, did you say you were turning into a faggot yesterday? Due to your p-penis being sensitive, even?

I am a heavily depressed/anxious individual. I am also a recovering addict. I have felt better as time has went on in regards to depression/addiction. (13 days clean)

Anxiety is so bad I can't work without having an attack over being scolded for incompetence. I made it to a month without use of some really hard speed but I ended up so stressed/anxious I quit my job after 3 weeks and relapsed… So I am giving myself time to recover before I put myself back out there

As far as depression goes, I can feel happy for the most part and I don't feel suicidal atm. However, I can't find the motivation to write anything. I can't find the motivation to clean myself some days either. So basically, I feel mostly content, but the motivation is just null and void. It fucking sucks. I'd love to write and make a career out of it, but I just can't seem to do it.

And before you tell me that withdrawal includes anxiety/depression, I know. But I have been struggling with these issues since I was about 12-13

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fuckin' a'.


how do you do?
I'm alright. just rolled out of bed got my coffee. and yes, I did say that.

A it is!
I'm alright. Getting slowly but surely buzzed on red wine. Hope it doesn't interfere with my down below.
Ah I see, enjoy :3
Was it true or was it in jest?

Hm. Attempt number two then.
Pic related is an animated cartoon to begin with. Not the most accurate representation of reality.
But even if it is, so what? How does it controvert anything I said? If instead of the light dagger he had an extremely heavy sword, it would make things harder.
Are you trolling me? -.-

Hmm I'm not really in to shota but dump what you want.
Just got back in fuck its cold outside.

Depression never goes away, I use exercise to curb mine and learned self discipline to increase my power of will to ensure I don't lapse and become a depressed faggot again.
It worked for me not so sure if it will for you.
CBT works atleast it did for me mate.

Funny you should say that I'm about to start drinking my whisky I got for christmas

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I know this. But the problem is that I just can't find any motivation to do what I once loved. Its like I'm not capable of enjoying it. Might be a mental block of feeling inferior that I have to work out… But I can't find a good therapist anywhere.

Fortunately, this lack of interest hasn't occurred within vidya or anime. And if they do, I am likely to be pic related tbh

Aw, dang x_x What do I do now!
All soft and shrivelled, mhm?
Cheers!


Git -.-

I have also done a lot of walking, and it never really made me want to write that much more. I would love to, deep down I really REALLY want to. But its like I just cant… Its not writer's block, I have a good amount of ideas for short stories I could do. But I just don't. I hate it

Therapists don't work, that has to come from inside yourself mate.
Also It will occur with animu and mango and will with vidya too
If you don't have the strength of will to conquer your depression then it will conquer you.
So I'll give you the best advice my father ever gave me.
"Just fucking apply yourself and never let life beat you down. Otherwise you're a whiny bitch."
Might not be helpful to you, but it was to me.

I'm totally soft at the moment sorry, you'll have to get me excited.
I would probably just make the silly trap in the pic drink that and clean up the mess he made. Before making my own mess for him to clean up

That's literally what depression is.
Work out, take care of your body those are the first steps to improving.

Aha, will try~ Probably that would work better without the shota though. Hmm… How about if it's a crossdresser and getting his boipussy pounded? Just like what you'd do to me?~
Aha, oh my. Just what he deserves to be honest.

That's actually kind of hot, yeah that'll work.Really like the way the back arches reminds me of fun times when I've been pounding away
Exactly, if he'd behaved he would have been rewarded and it would have been way better.

Yeah, these are great. Possibly the best gifs out there, actually, which is kind of a bad news because what do I post after! X3
Mhmmm, good boys get a reward eh? Is it a lolipop?

it was a joke.
but I am bisexual.

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Sort of a lollipop, but it will be tickling the tonsils and maybe deeper, but goodboys get a nice reward with the sticky creamy center
Yeah, that's true, you probably have other stuff I'll enjoy too though so don't worry.
Used to really enjoy hitting women in the face with it at first though, mostly on the lips/tongue

why do men make the best girls?

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Yeah I didn't think it was completely serious. Was just interested whether there was some grain of truth to it (you know, like, some people don't realize they're gay/bi in an instant, they work their way to it slowly.. so I was wondering if that was kinda your case)


>but it will be tickling the tonsils and maybe deeper
Oh damn, that's deep x///x But yay, who doesn't like the creamy sticky centre!
I hope so! How's this? The only downside is it's the boyish one getting dommed although that inversion is kinda hot as well.
Oh man~ I bet it must be really enjoyable getting battered like that!


Insert this is the ideal male body meme.

Woops, wrong file. I was referring to this one.

nah. I know the score.
though, I do get some flack from my less tolerant friends because I usually go after twinks and trans people. they say I'm just pretending, because I still look for feminine traits in men.

they don't know my reasons, but it's my fault for not explaining. I guess.

I'm not gay/bi (at least I don't think so) and I find men are more of an enjoyable presence than women tbh. I guess because people of the same gender think similarly?

I'm now at 6.2inches and not even that hard. girth of 1.64

Not bad I guess. still you say boyish, they're both pretty boys.
I also know a trick to help pen your throat to help prevent you gagging as much. Lay on a sofa and rest your chin on the armrest. Then I can fuck your throat balls deep easier and its less likely you'll get hurt.
I hope you'd enjoy getting battered like that.

Still both pretty boys so boyish is a very loose term there.

women are just a hassle. they say they want what a man wants, sex, but once you've courted one more often than not they want a meaningful relationship.

and I mean, I get it. women are insecure to find their place in this world, because they have to keep up the appearance that they're strong, secure, independent, and have to shun "regressive" views on being a woman.

but at the end of the day, they're just women. naw mean? you can't beat instinct.

Hmm, I see.
Aha, I see. Maybe better that you get flack for not being a true homo rather than for being one.
So what are those reasons?


Mmmmm~ Let's make it even bigger Foot-kun~
Aha, very good! And yeah, pretty indeed.
Ooooh, I have to remember that trick!
I think I would. Cock in the face = best cock. Probably.

Also,
Ow, that cuts deep! Not really
I kind of want details on the trick though. Like… does the face point downward? Or upward?

I don't like to think in such a generalized manner. But I can resonate with what you're saying. I don't like to deal with them either

Yup, spot on.

I'm up for that, will actually start playing with it now I think.
I learned that trick when a fuck buddy would keep choking when I tried to put my cock in all the way when she asked me to. So I got her to try different positions until she could take it
You'd better like cock in the face, I'd probably be leaking bits of precum on to those lips and tongue of yours.

looking up slightly that way your throat and mouth are aligned

I still can't tell if all this homosexual discussion is ironic or genuine.


I like your webm, friendo.

Yummy~
I am all for learning from the mistakes / experience of others. My gag reflex is bad as I said.
Unf >.< Well don't think I'd leave all the sweet precum on there for too long! Not even being lewd, I hear it really is sweet actually.


Ahh, that makes sense.
Also

there's a lot to say.
but the skinny is. I've been exploring for a while. longer than most at my age. my preference has been sculpted, rather than just going by intuition. if you catch my drift. there's no pretending here.


most also go through incredibly annoying mood swings. I dunno why, but it seems like something isn't firing right in their heads, and they just jump to unreasonable conclusions quick.

I'd think it's rather serious! From where I'm standing.
And thanks, I like 'em myself. I'll have a look for the full hentai if you want.

Heh if I get lewd enough I might wind up rubbing it in to your lips so you can get a lasting taste of it when you lick your lips.
Besides I produce a load of the stuff so you could get your fill.

Heh ravaging of the throat or ravaging of the butt? Why not both?

Nice dubs of truth.
Yeah had to witness an argument between someone and their girlf friend today, wasn't pretty. Constantly demanding attention like a god damned puppy.

Being a straight man with an anal fetish is such a conflict in threads like these. I have to question if I'd be willing to do something homosexual in order to satisfy my fetish or show some restraint.

Not gay if you say nohomo or if your balls don't touch.
t-/fit/izen

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Hmm. Meaning you went and explored actively, so it's more than just random discovery? You went ahead, kind of knowing ahead of time what might happen if you keep going, and you kept going and it happened?
Also, there is this blog which collects data. And if it's right in the conclusions, then it seems there is a strong trend among gays/bisexuals to like the same bodytype they are themselves. Although I think I do have a problem with the methodology of the survey.

Welp, I uploaded the episodes onto mega.co.nz but it seems inaccessible atm.


Aha, good, that's where I want it hun~ Please et lewd >.

that's the insecurity again.
and I can see it. biologically, men don't want another fucking man around. so a woman trying to be strong and independent like one is a massive turnoff to most.

they lose interest, so the woman has to try harder to keep it on them, rather than other girls.

it's the fault of our times I guess. divorce rates are through the roof, and people are getting less, and less likely to marry.

out of confusion rather than curiosity. it stuck, though. I guess that means it wasn't my choice, like how it was with a few of my friends.

either way, the study applies to me. I'd really prefer a clone of myself, than a partner. it's probably just narcissism though.

You want it on your lips eh? Well that sounds like fun, I quite enjoy batting on the lips anyways because they're usually nice and soft. I'll apply it to you like lip gloss and coat them properly then.
Probably could, I mean there's definitely a smell of sex in the air.

That's the crux/rub.
heh.. rub
You've hit the nail on the head, I don't want someone trying to order me around and trying and failing to act masculine all the time and instead being obnoxious.

>confusing yet another straight man
You did it again Mouse!
Aha, naw really, I assumed you were a bifag from the fact you got turned on from the lewd talking between me and Foot user yesterday. I hope you're having fun Eggman user :3
Though I am sure most of the time, you would not have an actual dilemma. Most men simply are not as cute as these 2D boys. Some are really fucking hot though.


I went through something similar I think.
Hehe, maybe it is. Well what are you gonna do. I am the same. Although focusing on details feels like it can expand your horizons a little bit. Like, chubby guys sometimes have amazing asses, it's incredible. So maybe I'd be fine with a chubby guy as well.

Im gonna watch some kinmoza

Have fun breh.

>lip gloss
Waaa, perfect, that's how I pictured it >///

Yup gotta shower ery day or that's just not cool
Glad that's how you want it, hell half the time I don't even need lube or spit or anything I can just use my own precum as lube. I'd let you have as much as you want though, but might need to put it in your mouth if you steal all of my precum though otherwise I'd go dry.

though. don't get me wrong. this doesn't apply to everyone. there are abberitions out there. men who like a dommy partner, and women who can really pull that off.

too bad they usually swing for the same sex though.


I'd like to hear your experience. if that's alright with you.

See you DXM-kun. Sorry if we put you off with all the homostuff.


I do indeed~ Aha, make my lips moist and sticky, then thrust it in to make your cock wet and slippery again, yeah? Sounds like a plan.
Hope you've been enjoying the webms so far~ What of the measurements?

1.7inches girth
Hovering around 6.45 inchest at the moment in length but I'm not rock hard by any means.
Yes that plan does sound pretty satisfying to me though I hope I don't get carried away and give you a sore throat instead of using a different hole.

Also don't think I'll be able to measure anymore with my calipers in terms of length, that's nearly the max setting they'll go.

Yeah, of course. It's a porn progression story. I learned I liked furfaggotry like 5-7 years ago. So I started there, with just straight porn at first. Then added herms, and I guess by that time, also began devling into regular futas. At first it was futa/herm on female, then at some point I began to like males on futas. Then I guess for maybe the longest time I was stuck at futa on male without going any further. I don't remember when I switched to 3D transgirls. Well eventually the super feminine gfur got to me. Then from that to shota and yaoi, then IRL traps / crossdressers. Then twinks. I'm not too much into super manly men, but honestly it's more about the conceptual than the appearance.

Also, here is the survey one can take: studiomoh.com/fun/census/
And here the results, plus you can find out what bodytype you are: studiomoh.com/fun/census/results.php

this thread isn't cute.

it's just faggots

Damn, that's a bit more than the plug that I can't even take >.

my nigga!

that's interesting to see how your story follows a more… I guess, visual approach through enjoying pornography.

have you ever been with a man or transgirl?

I got twink. lol.
I'll check this quiz out now. since I'm not doing anything.


AAAAY!
post some goth girls dude.
this thread has gotten hella gay.

imperium tbh

Hmm I'll ease it in I'm not a brute all the time
I'll probably just frot you at first too or hotdog, depends on my mood.
Sure kicking it up a gear are we?
I could just keep reaming the throat until I get hard again and then you get an even thicker dick to take? doesn't that sound tempting instead of waiting? plus you get to enjoy the sticky centre in your throat then while one is being made up the butt, or I might decide to finish elsewhere

I have fehled the emprah.


Oh boy, good! I'll dump for you some day, when everyone else is asleep.
It was a very visual matter for me for a long time, yes.
Only twice. Didn't do buttstuff. The first time I gave him a BJ and absolutely loved it. But.. I didn't get completely hard so I couldn't cum. Maybe it was nervousness. I hope. I am an anxious fucker so it is certainly plausible. Still worrying though. The second time I gagged too much, so he did me between the thighs. Ticklish, but still fun.
See? Just the type you like.

Aha, that will take patience~
Unf, frotting is the hottest, god damn. I think it would be particularly hot since there's a size difference.
Ummm, what's that about a gear?
Hnnnn, you horny tease, that'd be hot >.

if you do, I'll probably join in.
without my name of course. people in the other circle jerk thread have probably seen me here already.

that's cute asf. not gonna lie.

I didn't know what half those cliques were on the quiz. lmao. I just picked twink attracted to twinks.

totally, must be some sort of operation to turn people into fags.


heres some

density? I'm not sure I follow.
you're talking about muscle weight, right?


thanks man. I love goth girls.

What you'd rather be smaller than me? heh fair enough I guess I'd get off on the feeling of dominating
I mean you're trying to get me harder so you're making it more intense.
Hah, see I know what bitches want
Also glad to hear you're not that hairy I find body hair kind of a turn off, but then I'm naturally lacking in body hair barely have any

Not bad.
Goth chicks are usually the dirtiest hoes.

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I wasn't put off with the gay stuff, I can respect people's sexuality and I simply disregarded it. I wanted to leave out of pure coincidence. I wasn't TOO horny at the time, I just mentioned I could potentially get horny.

Awesome :3
Ahah, fair enough.
Yeah. I wish mega stopped being a dick, I'd link the whole thing for dowload.

That's precisely my criticism. If you can find out what your type is, but don't know the others, well then obviously it's going to be skewed in the favour of your own type.


Density is one of the five variables. I think it's the weight / waist / height ratio. Mine is way off.


Well~ Just below average I think. Like 5 to 5.5 inches. But yeah definitely smaller. And good, I thought you'd like it~ The one with the smaller cock gets ravaged, as nature wills it!
Ahah, well, that's for sure~
>bitches
Just 4 U bby X3
Ooooh you're smooth yourself? Good, I don't like much hair either. I'm just average, except for chest which I think is comparably low. Of course, I'd shave for you!
Hmmm, we have not discussed how you'd have me dressed, Foot-kun :3

I grow so little hair its almost like Im a gril

>Well~ Just below average I think. Like 5 to 5.5 inches. But yeah definitely smaller. And good, I thought you'd like it~ The one with the smaller cock gets ravaged, as nature wills it!
That made my cock twitch actually. Yeah I guess that's what I get off on then.
>just 4 u
Bane? kek yeah that turns me on too.
How I'd have you dressed hmm? Good question, obviously cute socks or stockings. Maybe a cute frilly dress for us both to ruin, bet I could make you cum all over it and yourself. Ofcourse I'd be cumming on it too and in you ofcourse
Good I mean I am pretty much hairless except for tiny bits here and there except for a caterpillar trail. Basically no hair on my chest or arms.
One of my exes used to complain that I was naturally less hairy than she was and she had to keep shaving. That surprised me and sorta grossed me out as it was a woman saying it

a few google searches fixes up the confusion.
I didn't know what they meant by chicken, but now I know.

it's easier just to lump everyone into the group they're closest to. it's not easy to take unique body types into account for things like this.

Fair enough. Still, hopefully we'll make it up to you at some point. Make you fap so hard as to make you splatter cum on your face again~


One more nail to the coffin of why you should remain being a hetero, gz.


Aha, perfect~ I want it to pulse and grow and get warm too. I love some of the animalistic way of describing things.
N-not Bane, but that much better!
>cute socks or stockings
That's a given inded.
>frilly dress
Oh boy, I'd feel too girly!
>for us both to ruin, bet I could make you cum all over it and yourself. Ofcourse I'd be cumming on it too and in you ofcourse
Hnnng! >.< Ruining clothes is a mild fetish of mine. Definitely would do.
Oh, I'd have to shave for sure! Can't be more hairy than the man in the lewdness.

Wait.. a chicken? Is that in the survey? I don't see it on the results page.

Yeah I agree. Since there's a good amount of body times, I guess a decent amount of people will fit pretty well though. I'm just not one of them.

Oh boy, feet and stockings, innit cute? ^///^

it's on the bottom left.

nothin wrong with that.

What you don't want me to make you cum your brains out and then keep fucking you like I do with girls?
I'm sure you'd enjoy it
Well it's not quite throbbing yet, we're getting there though.
Thought you'd like the ruining clothes bit, if you reeeally don't want a frilly dress then a strappy top and form fitting leggings will have to do, but it doesn't matter you wont be able to wear them again, they're going to be wrecked

unf!
Wonder if I could make you cover yourself in cum before you become senseless.

*Body types. I blame the wine.

Where? I don't see it puu.sh/tCPuu/4a370d3a97.jpg
Yeah I know. I'm not complaining either. Although now I am kind of interested in someone who'd probably prefer a strong man, dang.


Aha, I sure do~

Mmmm, good~ Keep working it hun. Also if you have some other kind of ruler, let's give it a go .///. I wanna know just how much I'd be outsized during the frotting .///.
Oh god, yes. Tear them, soak them. >///

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Goody then I'll spoil you.But only if you wear girly things for me
Girth of 1.87inches length just reached 7 according to a ruler
Not just me that will be soaking them, but I will likely tear them from you to get access to your ass at some point
Hmm… I don't know, I've had them go limp and become fuckdolls before, but also where they went funny and started slurring their words and shivering while clenching and gushing.
I guess we'd just have to see which happened

Oooh, in the survey then. Odd. I don't know what that one is either.


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Aha~ Well, you'll spoil yourself a bit too using me as your cumbucket~ Babe, I would love wearing girly things. I already have some panties and fishnets.
Fffuuuuu O: Length on its own isn't a problem so far, one of the thin toys is almost 8", I think got 7" in… only because of the shape, you have to grip it firmly otherwise it would disappear inside. I could take more for sure. But the girth man, gawd, such a fat cock ;///;
Aha. M-maybe they could be open at the bottom. Just so they don't get destroyed completely. Though I definitely want to get you that horny for me babe

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I guess I would be spoiling myself, can't help it I "NEED" it at this point in time.
I'll be honest I'm kind of surprised its kept growing but yeah it's good to know you'll be able to take the length, will just have to get you to take the girth.
An access hole eh? Alright sounds pretty hot to me. Those leggings will be completely soaked through by the end of it.
I'm betting you'd probably go limp

I'd have to look it up again.
I think it's just really young looking men. or underage ones.

Aha, oh user >//< I want you to need it.
Yeah. Well you said your fingers aren't the smalles either, but we can start with those.
Unf, as well they should be. If we're going at it for hours, they should be rather worn out and sweaty tbh.
Aha, I would for sure. I might stay limp thoughout the whole thing. If you drilled right at my prostate though… who knows, maybe you'd make me have a handsfree orgasm even while I was limp.

Aha, here's a nice dress. Kind of frilly. I… I like it actually. And accessible from below.


Well, you do stick around a whole lot bby and your hair is kinda well kept.

More of this

Hmmm, may be.


Sorry user, I only have those four pics.

Well fuck, atleast do you have the name of the artist (even though you probably dont have it).

Well you've got your wish, though I'd need it every day once I got to use it the first time. I'd probably be hooked.
Ahah, my fingers eh? Well that's how I've introduced fuck buddies and girl friends to be able to take my dick so I know it works.
I may need to lube between your thighs for the frottage though I don't want to get chafed by the fabric. Especially when I start pumping and putting force behind it too
Heh I reckon you would be jizzing your brains out. If not then that means you're conscious to enjoy it.
Oh? Have I changed your mind about dresses now? Would you want me to ravage you in it and make you my little bitch? Make you cum in such girly clothes? I know I'd enjoy spraying you while you were in them.
Plus me fucking your brains out would be great cardio for me

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…yeah. Sorry user, don't have it. Try googleimaging it, or Tineye.


Unf .///. T-that wouldnt be possible user. If we kept destroying the pretty clothes.
Yeeees. Kneel on the bed and let me lie down, face on your legs, so that I can take you in my mouth… or try to… while you lube your fingers up and make me shiver .///.
Ummm, I thought frottage was rubbing cocks together, not thighfucking?
>Heh I reckon you would be jizzing your brains out. If not then that means you're conscious to enjoy it.
Aha. Ahem. And you'd say ''Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first, your or your body!" ~
Y-yes, I think that would be lovely. You could grab me by the hips, your hands below the cute skirt.
Ahah, I suppose it would.


I… I don!t even.

Hmm I'd find a solution, some days I'd just have to fill you up with cum rather than wrecking your cute clothes with it. I'm sure you wont mind that.
Sure, I'll stretch your tight boi pussi out with my fingers. If you're sucking my cock while I make you shiver I might get carried away and leave you a sopping mess from fucking your throat
Frottage is just dry humping or rubbing
That's pretty cute, more inventive than what I'd have come up with. Would probably have been how much I enjoy the slutty noises you'd be making.
Coincidentally I love grabbing by the hips, a)I just find it appealing. b) I can then pull you on to my cock and you wont bounce away as I'm fucking your brains out. Though if you just wanted me to rub my dick between your cheeks or thighs while I had you tight by the hips I'd find that pretty effective for foreplay.
I knew you'd "cum" around to the idea of dressing like a girl for me.
If you passed out during I'd just have to take pictures to show you later though.

Aha, I won't.
N-no, I need to be able to focus, to relax my hole. That'd be too much .///.
Ahhh, I assumed frottage was the same as frotting. Aha, well, I guess you wouldn't enjoy rubbing cocks together. Frottage is still nice though!
Aha, I am actually kinda of shy to make slutty noises. You would have to pound the fuck out of me to make me do some~
Perfect~ What a match, my boypussy's meant for your cock!
Aha, the punning! But yes. I'd love the feeling of having a bare ass, just waiting for you to take it.
Aha, oh my.

Also on an unrelated note my cock is wet and slippery, unf. Must be from the teasing in the morning.

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I'm sure you could take it, just don't clench or push and you're fine.
Meh if I wind up frotting then that happens, I have to spoil you once in a while
>You'dhave to pound the fuck out of me
That isn't an issue, besides I'm sure I can encourage you to be louder and lewder. who knows maybe someone would hear and appreciate the performance.
Yeah is pretty nice that it lined up that way.
Unf! damnit I'm like a faucet
I see you still haven't finished then. Good, I've been frustrated since yesterday night, I'm guessing you're a bit swollen too? Cause I know my balls are.

That's easier said than done user.
Aha, oh my. Didn't expect you'd be fine with it. Considerate of you :3
Hah. "Mommy? What's a cumdump and how do you turn a person into one? That¨s what the neighbour was yelling all morning yesterday while you were at work."

Mmm, you getting close babe?
Aha, not swollen atm.

Oh hey, I could share what happened during my morning play if you want.

I'm sure you could manage it after some training, we'll do 5 sets of 5 every monday wednesday and friday
I'm nothing if not considerate, I even offered to stretch you so I wouldn't break you remember?
Heh, that's very lewd. but yeah that's the idea, though I thought maybe someone older enjoying.
Not close yet but it is starting to get some weight behind it.
Yeah I'd like to know what happened.

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F-five sets of 5? You mean all five fingers? How lewd .///.
It's true babe. For a horny mad top, you are very gentle n_n
Aha, oh gosh. Well it'd have to either be a fag or a woman then. Can't see a hetero man enjoying it!
Aha, good. Oh btw, are you full mast now?
I noted it down, lemme find it.

If you think you could take that many fingers, otherwise it would be to slowly up a finger each session and throat fuck you 5 times while fingering you to train you to focus
Only gentle to a point, then I'll be rough. What good is breaking someone then you can't fuck them while they recover?
True enough, could be either, I live near a crazy dog lady who never has men there. She'd likely enjoy it.
I think I'm at full mast, we'll see how much bigger I get as I'm a) about to cum and b) after I've cum and kept going.

Oh jesus .///. I nearly came just now.
Mhmm, as well you shoud.
Aha, nice. Let's give her a good show!
Aha, oh yeah.


>Yeah I'd like to know what happened.
Let's go one line after another to make it more fun.
1/7
>Woke up around 11 a.m. with a hard on. Stroked it (through my boxerbriefs) for a few minutes. Nuu, I should stop.

From the thought of the fingering and throat fucking? Lewd

Aha, yeah. Particularly from the five times per training session. Nearly lost control .///.

Btw I hope the pics have been working for you hun.
2/7
>Go chubby, then full soft. But then rub it a little again, make it chubby again, and start humping my bed. Cock doesnt get quite erect, but is fairly stiff.

3/7
Stop and turn on my back again. Tug my balls up and squeeze my legs together. That way my balls lie pressed on my legs. Waah, I really like doing that.

4/7
>Cup my balls with one hand and turn back on my tummy. The boxerbriefs I'm wearing are made of kinda shitty artificial material (polyester / polyamid), they are kinda tight, but at the same time it kinda works at that moment because they stick tight to my body.

Heh, that's what we'd be training you out of.

Yeah the pics are great, stockings and feminine looking bitch boys. It works.

Teasing me like this Mouse. Well it's making me nearly lose control.

Bet it makes your butt look hot when you do that too.
Will have to be something I make you do when I bend you over

Unf damn it my balls are getting really heavy.

cut them off

Aha, would we?~ I thought you liked the idea of my drenching my cute dress and tehn just going limp while you keep hammering me n///n
Wooo, that's great to hear.
*Mmm~ Glad to hear.

>Bet it makes your butt look hot when you do that too.
Aha, maybe. What's great about it is when I stroke my cock that way, with the balls pushed upwards, I kinda gently hit them with my hand. It's unf~ Doing it right now.
Aha~ Don't want to see my balls as you take me from behind do you?

5/7
>I make use of this and rub my boypussy for a few minutes, pressing my balls and cock into the cup of my hand. Rub and caress my hole up and down through the fabric, and prod it with fingers. Get hard again .///.

6/7
>Stop playing with boypussy and sit on the bed. Cock sticking up in my boxerbriefs. Run hand inside and lift them up, grip cock.

Aha, found a bit of a foot for you~

7/7
>Stroke my hard cock again for a while, this holding it directly instead of through underwear. Don't quite edge, but build it up to feel pretty good. Decide I have to get up and be productive during the day, so I end it there.

And that's it for the little morning adventure n///n

Ofcourse, I just want to train you to be able to take my dick without passing out too early and to train that gag reflex of yours.
Nah it's just that it's a nicer more feminine shape that way.
Jeez you are lewd in the morning. Good that means I can have you wake me up in fun ways.

And then?

Unf, not bad at all. giving me ideas of what to do first thing in the morning.
Aha you know what I like.

stop posting any time

Aha, oh yeah! It's a plan then~
>Nah it's just that it's a nicer more feminine shape that way.
To the butt/taint, or to the balls?
Aha, if I wake up first, yeah! You'd be woken up by the weight of my side and armpit laying across your abs and the warm breath on your stiff member.


Aha, glad you liked it. I had fun doing it all>///

Nah. I don't think I will.

stop

Yup, both of us would get something out of it.

The butt, I may be a footfag but I also like butts.
I was hoping to feel lips and tongue too. I wake up really early though, except weekends. guess I could wake you up with a stiffy against your butt if I woke up first

yeah that was pretty hot. I wound up waking up pretty hard this morning but as I have to do a lot of stuff in the morning I couldn't even do anything with my morning wood.

God damn you and this god damn thread are turning me penis into a question mark.

just close the tab you fucking closeted homo

Aha, oh my, not too close yet? o:


Indeed. It's a textbook example of symbiosis at play! The hetero boy gets to cum, the homo gets to be better at sex. Both have fun doing it.
Aha, I see. Well I don't mind tucking them forward on my own, much less for you n//n
>I was hoping to feel lips and tongue too.
Aha, well of course, that's what would follow. But then you'd already be awake, maybe. And yeah, that would be a lewd way of waking me up alright!

>yeah that was pretty hot. I wound up waking up pretty hard this morning but as I have to do a lot of stuff in the morning I couldn't even do anything with my morning wood.
Aha, I am glad to hear that.


I was wondering if we had any stalkers .///.

I'm getting there. My arms are pretty tired though.

That's a novel way of putting it but yeah that's the idea.
Goodie, will likely wind up hotdogging you and cumming up your back a number of times
What a fun way to wake up. Only ever been woken up by being tugged off before, sounds like it'd be pretty great.

…you do appreciate the irony of saying that´, I hope.


Aha, goody.
As I said, I try my worst.
Aha, sounds good. Having my back sprayed, mmm, not the usual morning shower, but I'll take it! I would… kinda like it though if you reached around and gripped me by the cock. It would be practical for the hotdogging too .///. Or if you felt mean, cupped my balls… They'd probably receive a little squeeze as you pushed me against your cock. Made me open my eyes wide and stick my tongue out.
What would my mouth training be for if I didn't get to use it after all~

I'm not sexually confused. I just want you to stop posting

I guess. I can't be too selfish, would probably grab the balls to make you pull that face though. But if you're good then aye might reward you.
I'd probably wind up wanting that every single day, would have to wake you up to get you to suck/drain my balls.

I know. I just wonder why you can't just let it be and close the tab yourself.
I don't really mind you being here, I'm just saying.


Aha, that's nice~
Hehe, it would be a race against time which I am not sure I' always be able to win. Then you'd walk around pent up the whole day, only to come back and finally use me as your fleshlight n///n

I wont do that too much or you wont appreciate it enough. It's a treat. Plus I can't let you call all the shots, if I give in too much who knows what you'll try to make me do.
Well that's true, but even if you fail you'd wind up getting some fun out of it. Though maybe a rough night

I don't have this open in a tab, it's just constantly on the front page

Is there not a hide option for the front page…?

Oh my, I'lll have to work hard for it won't I. Aha, fair enough. Especially while I'm wearing the bitchboy dress >//

Sup niggas
How are you fellas doin' ?

You guys posted a lot of trap n' shit…
Where's the straight 2D at silly fag ?

more importantly, where is the 3d at?

Heya. Doing alright, you?
W-well you weren'there so… . _.''

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Yeah you'll have to work hard for your rewards. I think you'll look great in the bitch boy dress. Besides you'll have plenty of opportunities to earn good boy points.
Heh a chastity cage eh? Appealing to the dom in me are you? Well it would help to make sure you don't get off when you shouldn't.
I think I'm about to cum so I measured and am 7.4ish you should be fine to fit me.
No real change in girth final measurements will happen after I've cum and kept jerking.

Well hey there.
I think I recognise that flash was pretty good.
Wasn't there one with a wrestler fucking a reporter?

Doing good
I overslept… like… A LOT

JK don't worry about your pics :^)

Hah, nice.


Haha, fair enough! What am I going to get for the goodboy points then, Foot-kun?~
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I'd definitely be allowed to toy with my hole to prepare it for the night, but if I hadn't made you cum, how would it be fair if I did?
Oh yuss, I'd fit that! And good, we could…um… sync up?

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Oh! Damn… came late to work/hospital? o:
I think I'll do like half a compromise and post Bridget. Sure it'll be gay but what the hell!

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I guess play with you while fucking your butt. I think you'd probably cum ridiculously hard then.
Syncing up is good. I am pretty close, will probably finish soon.

Oh my~ I bet I would .///.
At about 40? Or 45?

Should inspire you to earn those good boy points then.
The pace I'm going probably 40

It's this one, but near the end


Nah I finally had my day off today….
So I slept from 3AM to… like 9PM :3

Yeah!… also I just had to clench my muscles really hard not to cum, damn .///.
40 it is!~


From 3am? Went to bed pretty late considering you had a tiring day o:

pretty accurate, good job.

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N-no, just finished .//.

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Holy fuck my balls really hurt after that. I'm aching too much to be able to keep jerking. Fucking hell I'm spent.

There was a pretty funny edit of bane and cia doing an interview once.
Wonder what happened to it.

Yes but I was still hungry and I badly needed a shower took a bath in the end

I really mean it when I say this wouldn't be the same without you weird person senpai, thank you for staying with us!

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It's right there

O-oh, damn, sorry user x__x Why do you do it like that >.

Fuckn saved.

Straight time boys

For you
What's your favourite hair colour user?

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I like you.

If you don't drown first :^)

brown

Well I couldn't stop jerking and wound up completely emptying my balls and well they were already swollen and tender but the spasms just made me hurt.
Basiically kept cumming till there was none left and then "dry cummed"

Did you just stick around for straight porn? Wow that's dedication.

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Well drowning would wake you up probably X3


How do I know it's you?


Damn x_x Should have cum earlier!
Ahh, I see.

you're in the club when this guy calls you the gay community, what do you do?

You'll just have to trust me.

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Well now there's two of you! What do I do?!


Heya.

Kill yourself you faggot

It takes dedication to keep coming back to a gay thread. You should be proud that you're willing to explore your sexuality. I know I don't have the balls atm

This one was actually me, but the one saying brown wasn't ;3


I'm about to rub your shoulders with my fragile, feminine hands, you silly guy.


hi there Made~

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I probably should have cum earlier. Ah well can't change it now.

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Naughty!
I thought the one saying "brown" was Foot-kun tbh.

Aha, it's true. Next time!

Read again silly~ it was him saying brown, just not the next one saying to trust me~

Well… I think it was probably him anyway, saying brown.

I'll probably be ready to cum again in under an hour but no "brown" wasn't me

If you're gonna post 3D's at least post some flats :

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oh wow, it really wasn't him, what confusion

wait, whoops, I put the wrong name again.

there I think I got it right this time

i'm so confused!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flat is justice, those tits are just shit

okay I think I am back to normal?

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I don't think it was him who said it.


Aha, I see o:
Maybe it was the user who wanted 3D.


Dang. Well, I'll look if I have any.

… -.-

what's that face all about? d-don't be scary or else I'll hide away forever!

All this name fuckery is confusing me.
t-footanon

Incase of further confusion write down this trip.

but I like tits ;_;

Flats have always been more pure than balloon titted women. They keep in touch with their youthful innocence. While the succubi manipulate and lie to men with their big bits. Its a shame really.

2D is better for me at this point tbh. But I've always been more of an ass guy, myself

tfw not sure who is who now.

Pls nu, was just kidding ;-;


Oh boy o:


…dang >.< Guess I can't please everyone (again)!


I see.
…the one in the second pic looks like she has two assholes ._. Just thought I'd share it.

Oh, sorry. It really wasn't me that replied brown, I did I think like three dumb names in a row, those ones were me, any other than that weren't me though, there was someone else messing around, so I made a little confusion too, but I made it obvious, so not so confusing in the end~ sorry foot senpai~!

You can rest assured Im the real madexxsuki

I'm still me hun~

i replied brown

It's okay, I still like you.

Artiom! Save the Dark Ones!

I knew it! The user who wanted 3D yeah?

I really didn't want to have to trip, but it's an emergency measure only to be used when identity needs to be confirmed.
Also those pics are teasing me, it's weird feeling horny again but being completely unable to have my body respond.

It's ok poppy, I got it now.
You're mischievous aren't you?
How long were you in the thread out of curiosity?

Hmm.. say something edgy to confirm your identity.

Nice dubs. That second pic

kek.

you're fine as you are
If you had tits it would be extremely disturbing…

well i dont like faggots

I posted when I got here, didn't you see when I started posting?
I'm not mischievous, d-don't say that ;~;
I did it right in between my other posts!

Aha. I won't remember the trip I'm afraid x_x
Aha, nice o:
It's a pretty nice butt, mhm!


Ahah, nono, I was referring to the porn, no worries~ Here's a nice pair for you. (I think it's nice anyway)

That's okay.

Now now calm down no need to get flustered.
was just wondering that's all.

Then copy paste it into a basic text doc?
Yeah, two things I like is ass and foots.
I'm still in the after glow of that orgasm, holy fuck it's lasting ages.

ᴴᵉᶫᶫᵒ, ᶦᵗ ᶦˢ ᵐᵉ ᴰᵒᶰᵍᵉʳᶦᶰᵒ ᴹᵃᶜᵃʳᵒᶰᶦ, ᴾʳᵉˢᶦᵈᵉᶰᵗ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᴾᵃˢᵗᵃ ᴵᶰᵈᵘˢᵗʳᶦᵉˢ⋅ ᵂᵉ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ʳᵉᶜᵉᶦᵛᵉᵈ ᵐᵃᶰʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᶫᵃᶦᶰᵗˢ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵗʳᵉᵃᵐ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶫᵃᶜᵏ ᵒᶠ ᶜᵒᵖʸ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵃ ᵖʳᵒᵈᵘᶜᵗˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ᶦˢ ᵘˢᶦᶰᵍ⋅ ᴬˢ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳ, ʷᵉ ˢᵘᵍᵍᵉˢᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵘᵖᵖᶫʸ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐᵒʳᵉ 's ᵒʳ ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽'s ᵗᵒ ᵏᵉᵉᵖ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶜʰᵃᵗ ᵘᵖ ᵗᵒ ᶜᵒᵐᵖᵃᶰʸ ˢᵗᵃᶰᵈᵃʳᵈˢ⋅ ᵀʰᵃᶰᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵗᶦᵐᵉ⋅

never have one again

LeL thanks

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NICO NICO NII!

But seriously she is so cute its unreal

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Yeah nah.

Well fuck me, it really was you user? I felt like actually answering the question was kind of… idk, just didn't expect it.


Oh yeah, now that I think about it I already have the text file with my morning adventure, I'll just put it in there.
Mmmm.
Aha, damn, nice! My near premature ejaculation made my orgasm kinda meh ;-;


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Here's the thing. You said a "trilby is a fedora." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is an atheist who studies euphoria, I am telling you, specifically, in atheism, no one calls trilbys fedoras. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you should too. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "fedora family" you're referring to the euphoric grouping of le reddit army, which includes things from neckbearded gentlesirs to highly intelligent intellectual like Smoke Degrasse Tyson, Reddit's Chief Supreme Ambassador of atheism and logic, and myself, the Deputy of Science and Crows. So your reasoning for calling a trilby a fedora is because random people "say that only neckbeards wear fedoras?" Let's get Mountain Dew and Doritos in there, then, too. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?

lewd!

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Good idea.
That's a shame, should have paced yourself I guess. I think I held back too much until I finally came. There was loads of the stuff.

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

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Nice dubs, I was about to post that one.

Ok fam I get it, it's you.

For you.


Ahah, nice.


Hope the butts are at least a bit to your satisfaction!


It is done.
Ahah, I should… I just wanted to stay on the edge till the last moment. Welp!


Shhhh~

I love to use all 4 fingers and get a firm grip on my dick. Then I go all the way up, and all the way down because I am cut, and therefore a superior male. Then as the intensity rises, I increase in speed and start breathing heavily. When Im about to cum, I draw a very deep breath. And then I gag myself with my shirt as I release so no one can hear me moan. Now share your times with us. You should be comfortable, no?

Now you'll atleast know it's me if there's any confusion
Well atleast you're not aching.
Dose asses doe.

reminder, stop posting in this thread

Always get me

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Hey anons, looks like you guys still posting in this thread.

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There probably won't be but hey, it can't hurt.
Mhmm, indeed.


Sure are. Is that you, fitgirls user?

Smoke Degrasse Tyson is a real person

Damn the brunette looks good for a 3DPD

dem feets dem asses.
unf.

Agreed.

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Yeah, I'm gonna need a

minus8

for me, or to me~?

Her name is Stoya. She's pretty popular, or used to be a few years ago anyway.


Once my browser stops cucking me, I'll dump my ass folder for you guys~

Yep its me, ive been looking a bit at the thread.

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Thanx user.

Hehe~
Let's do both in that order~


Aha, there you go. Sooo… you like nice abs in guys as well then?

I'm still a little sore, mouse.
I am starting to get stiff again though

Yeah.
's how I like my anons~

Naughty mouse. You're teasing me again just like you did earlier.
unf

uwah~

Yes but heres the thing, the man also must be feminine (the face and having a nice hip).
i like them having nice muscels but not being masculine.

Damn it now I'm hard and horny again.

Aha~
I just wanted to give Suki one this time though!


n_n
Also what a lewd pic you posted! Two guys doubleteaming you and calling you princess, is that what you want?~


I understand, I think

w-wow, just look how big you got, foot-senpai~

mouse senpaai~
p-probably not that much!

Im not amused sorry

Oh no, a cat, should I run? o:
Also silly Poppy, that fleshlight won't fit Foot-kun!


Aha~
Not doubleteaming you, or not calling you princess? n_n


Dang, sorry :c

I know but christ its like being a teenager again.

Unf
Damn it I can't help it.
Why would god make a boner so much stronger than a man?

Great pic poppy.

Its really dificult to find one in real life (impossible if i could say).
Because they normaly dont have a female head or face, in drawings much more easier to find one.

I've never tried a fleshlight to be honest.
Or one of those onahole things, I just assumed they'd split.

Aha, yeah.


Indeed.
Well that one doesn't have a female face but when he lets his hair grow out a little bit and has dilated pupils due to lack of sleep, he's incredibly cute.

you lucky bastard

yes, I am a cat~
i'll eat you~
w-w-we'll have to see about that~ >//

Yeah me neither.

I hear ona holes are a lot cheaper/better in general. Personally, I would love to buy a dakimakura of my waifu, strap the onahole on in some way near her bits, and go at it

But I has no monies

It's just online though.


Oh nu D:

Yes, you see about that!~
All this mystery, bah!

Actually, I'll have to leave you lewdies be now.
Good night!~

Might have to try one sometime.
I prefer my fucktoys to be living though.

Heh I'm up for trying I guess.
I don't see how it can compare to the real thing though.

oh, okay, that's sad, good night anonymouse.

Hmm.. ok. I just don't see how it would feel better than just getting laid though.
But hey I guess I could try one.

Nighty night get some sleep!

Because I like 2D more. As well as its a lot harder to get sex irl and you could get a kid or emotionally attached which sucks too bad for it to be worth it. Just my take on it though

g'night silly fag

1) don't give them your real name
2) wear a johnnie (condom)
3) boot them out and never talk to them again.

Eh, just get /fit/ that'll help.

Actually if you genuinely enjoy 2d more. Well who am I to tell you to persue anything else.
Do what you want.

Trying to decide whether or not to get some much needed sleep or stay awake.

Just me then?
Welp Guess I'll go to bed.
Night everyone.
foot-user

Thank you for respecting that. I'm a virgin, but I find no point to even care about losing it at this point tbh. It wasn't ever a problem with myself as much as it was I don't have a car or money

Well. I lost mine fairly young. I was in the rugby team but still pretty nerdy
But I then went through a dry spell and became pretty autismo, lost a lot of friends but then again they weren't real friends.
You don't need money or a car to get laid mate.
I just use the gift of the gab that I learned by getting rejected loads and getting slaps.
I just use dirty jokes etc to break the ice and eventually just be forward and ask them if they want to fuck or I start talking dirty to them.
It takes practice aye, but its a valuable skill.

I still don't have 100% percent successes but meh. Sex isn't all that great either way, unless they're amasing in bed the only real difference is that the sex will have a different affect on your brain chemistry.

Anyways I'm really off to bed now.

I honestly don't care to get sex at this point. But yeah. And I have the gift of gab. But I tend to socially engineer people for reasons that give me more rewarding things

for real last message of the night.
Bro stop being so edgy I like you but fuck mayne you're edgy.

Social Engineering isn't edgy. If anything, its genius. I can use lies to get what I want. If that's "edgy" then I'll go ahead and be the most edgy person in existence. You need to learn the definitions of certain words

silent bump

What is this amazing Thread?

Good song (original), Good remix.

Here's a version better than both.

This is the best thread on Holla Forums. It came out of nowhere too.

it's another circlejerk thread!

circl jerks are the best

everyone wins when you're sat in a circle with another man's dick in your hand!

Where did everyone in this thread come from?

we came out of nowhere. apparently.

I presume they might have been here all along. Either looking for a place to express their inner beauty, or just lurking for an opportunity to not hate things to be cool. I shouldn't speak on their behalf though.

I suppose so. Never saw any threads like this on /a/, maybe they came from Holla Forums or something.

this thread was founded on Holla Forums and has no relation to the animus board as far as I can tell.

you'll have to ask mouse for more information though.

just imagine if there was pony thread people here, that'd be pretty crazy wouldn't it?

wouldn't mind seeing some from the old ks/b/ threads around though

That's what makes it so great

guess so.

Been on imageboards a long time.
What seems like forever actually but heck these last 12/11 years have been one hell of a ride. Damn you habbo raid you fucking ruined my ability to be normal

K

So where did you come from?

mfw I'm stiff as fuck and need a full body massage.
I wake up early erryday but I think I might just have a nice lay in today. I reckon I've earned it plus it's the weekend.

The ponies. I don't even like mlp, they're just a weird lot of faggots I've spent too much time with.

Kek never understood the pony thing.
I genuinely thought it would die out incredibly quickly but then somehow at one point it made itsway on to /fit/ of all places.

Why you takin you're pants off. TOP KEK

yeah that was pretty lul worthy.

hi

Gotta say fam not in to that at all.

'sup famelion?

level of poo in seawater surrounding india (ppb)


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I'm beginning to see a pattern.

n-no homo!

Fuck the catalog is filled to the brim with shit.

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Breh your shitposting is terrible.

just tired and bored.

i want the power to be able to have everything around me move at one fourth the regular speed, at will. So when if I were to see myself in a mirror, i would perceive myself as moving at regular speed.
i would need to have a body that was 4 times as durable, because stubbing the toe of my current body at 4x speed sounds like hell.
i would then be able to confidently pick fights with niggers and mean chicano-spics ;(((((
i would go and become the Saitama of the UFC and have every fucking match be anticlimactic and earn millions.

Nah just sounds like you're a pussy bitch who isn't willing to train hard enough to be good at any discipline of martial arts or brawling.
I'll give you a hint it requires a lot of experience and that's only gained by doing.
Plus you have to keep doing it or your skill degrades
That was a good shitpost though.

i have my old Taekwondo blackbelt hanging in my closet, the only acceptable form a nigger should come in, but I haven't trained in almost 6 years. I'm too afraid to fight niggersm even though when I think about it, they don't expect anything other than leg kicks, and I kick hard as fuck. but I'm considering going to the gym and just being buff. fuck learning to fight.

Good pic.
Hmm I can respect that, I did wingchun and muaythai. Though honestly it's been a few months.

Still niggers are terrible at fighting anyway, the most I've ever seen them do is sucker punches and wild swinging unless there's a big group of them.

the fucking weakest martial art with the strongest, the hardest lel i had all night besides this entire thread: 8ch.net/newsplus/res/54900.html (they said it was cp it was not cp let me tell ya)
in which case they penetrate you, and based on the fact you did wingchun, you just let it happen and then thank them for the meal gochisousama

Maybe it's time top cool it with the Sam Hyde videos user

Hahaha Wingchun actually has some really brutal throat strikes and elbow/knee strikes.
But sure, I know it's an odd combination and I'm actually considering learning sambo or jiujitsu next for dem arm breakers and leg breakers.
Just don't relax around blacks mayne.
Don't let them surround you and most niggers bones are brittle as fuck.
Or you know don't go alone in to nigger territory.

Feel what?
Other than a shift in my pants at the pic

the greatest self-defense against niggers is income and a gun
live in a nigger-free neighborhood and carry

Other than a shift in my pants at the pic

my コンピューター was gay for a second and all my gaychan tabs froze up, i thought the spam had gone crazy

hmm footfag huh? (1 to 10?)

whoops almost forgot

I'll agree unfortunately I can not carry for self defense where I am. Not enough freedoms.
Yes I am a foot fag I don't like 'em in my mouth though. But yes I can cum to feet.

You're pretty good at OC m88.

Also mfw seeing those foot pics.

goddamn it ive been trying to post for like 9 minutes because i had some gnarlyass oc but the ironic effect of it is ruined because i let you know i have it. i can only post small pics

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erhm ahaha h-here it is now

I see you fags from Holla Forums came to shit up Holla Forums after your gay ass board collapsed from all the circlejerking

Jesus user that's so esoteric memism right there.

Not bad, so do you have a lot of those?
just askin for… science

What are you doing, silly weirdos~

Oh hey poppy, didn't expect you to be here yet.

hi there foot-liker~ is that you?

Yep sure is.
Been up since 7am today had a whole two extra hours in bed!

How are you?

I think I'm good, it looks like the board got a lot of spam and lost lots of stuff, that's no good

how about you?

Yeah some wankers were posting cp so the board got nuked.

I'm pretty good thanks, still a little tired but it's not so bad, just getting laundry done for the week and posting on here really.

That's a cute pic you've got there.

yes and some nasty oc coming up as well probably


wow whoa im super gay
post your feet you must also be gay


poo


AND OH WOW 5 FUCKING MINUTES LATER IM BACK TO ONLY BEING ABLE TO POST F=DUMBASS UNFUNNY GAY IMAGES

AND OH LOOK AT THAT NOW I CANT POST THAT EITHER

I think it was from the "…" spam actually. Whoever is doing that is mean.
thanks I think~


eww you're yucky.

Have you tried restarting your browser?

Welcome to our thread Aku-senpai~

Yeah could've been there was a lot of those threads.
You're welcome~

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if you stuff your shit in a cube and freeze it solid, and break it into many pieces, what do the pieces feel like afterwards?


on a dinosaur atm

Posted in the wrong thread?
kek.
I appreciate the pics though.
Still not sure how I wound up with this fetish

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Damn nigga, am I the only one who can't seem to find quality hentai foot stuff?

mhm~

I DON'T WANT NONE

I never really see you post much.
Mostly a lurker? Or just shy?
I bet you're a cutie

そ-そですか?
haha swell


no, some guy just literally said: more weeb, so i posted mentally ill weeb


there's only a handful of good artists that are consistent though :(

i'll post one of madou's but the style is not everyone's cup of tea, but hey its clownAUTISM so who can say no?

I think you mean SWOLE :^)

Oh ok kek.

Well I like this art style too, so that's ok, though, I prefer the first images art style compared to the last one.

but i'm literally homosexual towards my brethren

I Don't want none

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That last pic is my favourite of those holy fuck that for some reason just gets me.

I-I think I was the one that started the whole thing, but I've been posting less since more people appeared, yes
m-maybe I'm shy >///

I think you should post more.
That's adorable and endearing.

i'm doing my best to keep posting!

Nice dubs!

Good, we've only really said about 10 messages to eachother.

which user are you, I wonder~?

foot-user ofcourse.

took a while

ohh, we've said more than 10 messages to eachother then, silly foot-user!

Kek you sure are silly sometimes.


Hmm.. probably true, I may or may not have had my dick in my hand the majority of those times though.

Oh wow that pic.

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I missed you.

No one is talking about boipucci silly.
Why do you insist on posting reaction images from a show where big muscly men covered in oil and very little clothing roll around on the floor together?

oh shiiii
must leeaaa

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Bye mate talk later maybe.

oh, I see, so you were blinded by how busy you were with that and maybe forgot you talked with me~ it's okay though, there will be lots more time to talk I think!

did you like that picture~?

I like most of the pictures you post.

Yeah will be plenty of time to talk and to be honest yeah I was kind of focusing on the activity. Thats mostly due to the sheer effort involved though.

no

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I was the one posting the shinobu and that other artist you liked as well, before I started using this name, hehe.

here's another feet for you, feet-senpai~

That was you? Damn you sure have some great stuff!

Calling me senpai makes me want to spoil you.

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I'll be away for a little while, see you all in a while~

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and mhm, it was~ sorry that I'm leaving so suddenly, I wonder how you would spoil me ~ ~ ~

See you soon.

It depends on how good you've been aswell as how much you call me senpai.

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senpaaaaaai~


mhm, mhm! he's so funny!

anything in a spoiler is assumed to be sexting, and most of the time I'm probably right

You gon' get tenderly cuddled.jpg

Yup it's blatant. I'm having a good chucke about it at the mo'.

It isn't always

But you know that already because you check them all don't you?

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Wanna see a picture of my dick? 8========D

no thanks

KEK

I'm actually a first grader by the name of Renge. (ren gay) I'd appreciate if you didn't say mean things to me. My oka-san sent me this and it made me mad

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Oi.

Stop making fun of my name you bully

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I am going to tell my teacher if this continues. Threatening to kill me is NOT ok. You are just a meanie. And I will let everyone know your just a bully

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You really make it hard to believe that you don't like gays user. You should just request and/or dump like the rest of us do.

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Sup mouse?

who ru?

Aku

I figured that much. I just haven't seen you before

Ah, not much Aku, revising. How about you? You're new here, mhmm? Have you been lurking or such?

Hello, near quad Suki. Howdy?

I got one off on this thread and one off on another. Damn snipers

What snipers did you get off to?

But in other news, I slept in a few hours. Not that I do anything, but it felt good

I need more reactions, more Madotsuki, more Karen. hmm

If you wanted to be a smartass, you would've said, "Which snipers did you get off?"

So did I, except I wanted to get up and be productive, damnit! Meant to get up at like half past nine, got up around noon.
Do you just google pics or do you only save in threads?

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A little mix of both. And I didn't like Cowboy Bebop tbh. I dropped it halfway through

Well I didn't want to admit I didn't understand what you meant, probably apart from the fact you whacked off twice.

I meant I got one off from getting quads twice, and both post numbers were in between quads

Just since yesterday. It's pretty gay up in here with all these posts about the gay community.

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Aha, well, too bad. It has pretty good soundtrack though.


Heh, okay. Woops.


Hmm, yesterday means different things for different peeps.
The gay community user is just a local anti-gay oddity. It's hard to believe he is serious since he's been hanging around so much, including throughout the
Which you may have missed I guess. Depending on what yesterday means.

I'm out of animu songs now.

tfw really sleepy but having a little nap and a lay in this morning has just made you more sleepy.

I know, I know. Shit taste kek. I have watched Highschool DxD and To Love Ru (all seasons) and thoroughly enjoyed them. I can also do this with Kinmoza, Non Non Biyori, etc basically lots of SOL anime people think is "bad" and love them.

So it begs the question. Do I just have shit taste?

I'll post some animu songs I'm partial to

Hello Footanon :3


Alrighty! I'll have a listen and judge you for your taste.

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Slow down buddeh.

I'm about to play splix io with my brother so Im just gonna dump some I like and come back when Im done. And note that I like Crazy Rainbow Star the most of any OP opening.

This is a feels one

Hey there.
How've you been?

Don't you fucking dare post CLANNAD here you little bastard I've been trying to forget about that since it came out!

By yesterday I mean last night.

Do you like eating shit?

Too much Japanese, too upbeat, 2/10 would not bang!


Alrighty.


Heya. Alright. Somewhere between crazy-nervous-I'm-gonna-die and relaxed.
How about yourself?

So mean to ignore me like that!

Well okay, but what timezone's last night is that?

I'm back now, hii everyone~

Hi poppy!

East coast

Nice dubs.

Why what's the matter?

I've just been really tired other than when I was being teased with foot images earlier That perked me up a little nudge nudge
Otherwise mostly just been very tired.

Hey there!

Hello Poppy-chan~ How's it going?


Mhm! I think I was probably asleep then.


Ty,
The finals are coming! Going to be away from the threads from tomorrow till Wednesday night.
Aha, I see neat~ Who did that do you, Poppy? :3
Aha, aw.

this thread progressed quite abit during the 2 hours or so I was doin other stuff.

Going to be AFK for about 15-20 minutes.

Ah, yeah well good luck for the exams! I'm sure you'll do just fine.
It was Poppy and an user.
It's alright it's giving the clothes I've laundered time to dry.
If it continues I'll just have to have some coffee.

Clannad is one of the best anime I've watched tbh. Yes it was stupidly sad and made me cry about 9 times (not kidding) but it had a happy ending so all is forgiven. The story also hinted towards things I personally believe, to an extent.

That anime just made you form emotional bonds and then smashed them to pieces with a hammer before smashing another bond you make not even long afterwards.
Fucking show I still can't hear Dango daikazuki without tearing up.
How can you say all is forgiven? That shit still stings to this day.

Dango… dango… dango… dango… dango… dai kazuki

But seriously I am more sensitive than your average nigger killer and I can appreciate/cry to a good sad story. But since it was a happy ending, I felt all warm inside and appreciated it. Because it ended up with giving the MC what he deserved.

A bit of a happy sorrow, if you will

A waste of trips.
Clannad should be put in a box and forgotten just like all the bad horrendous parts of my life have been.

I'm all about that tragic hero.

Watch Korewa Zombie Desu ka? and you will be so overcome with joy that it doesn't matter. Plus gif related is fugging HAWT

see

i'm good, are you guys still going to be here for a long time today~?

when aku-senpai ignores my welcome, it makes me super sad ;-;

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I will be I think.
I was meant to go play pool with a cousin but he will as always forget about me.

Thanks, although people keep telling me they're sure I'll be fine who have don't have any idea whether I will or not!
Naughty girl n_n
Aha, I see. Go get a big mug, mhm!


Aha, I don't know about that. I should probably go to bed around midnight (in less than 6 hours) so that I get up at a reasonable time tomorrow.

Also

B-but… he said Hi?

oh, I was just being silly because he didn't see my welcome message, I was just using that as a silly reason to re link it so he would see it~ silly mouse.

Just study for it I guess, I'm not too familiar with literature and the like in university as I did stem which was mostly maths and building shit.
heh poppy can be.
Good idea I think I've got one of those 20oz mugs around here somewhere.

Nice cover

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Oooh, yeah that one was way earlier, I see.
Pfft, you the silly one!
Well, how have you been since yesterday, what have you been up to? Speak, exaggerate!


Aha, yeah. Tbh the literature classes were fun, but I have almost zero notes. As has everyone I guess. So uh, it's wikipedia time, plus going through the folders, reminding myself what we have read throughout the years.

more papi?

Aslong as you had fun!
Heh Wikipedia time eh? Well atleast they tend to cite their sources so you can atleast verify what's said on wiki.

oh, lots of silly stuff, like shopping~


poppy a papi~

checked

papi a cute.

Im back

Mhm, I had.But still…
Yeah you can. I won't though >.< I just want to get some sort of general knowledge about the authors and literary movements I suppose. Being familiar with the texts we have read is more important.


Aha, nice. What kind of shopping? Just groceries or maybe some cute clothes?~

Just groceries, mhm~

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What's wrong?
Ah, fair enough I guess that would be important to your degree, I assumed it was more about composition etc.


Sup faget?

Oh well if it isn't Stan? Have you been working things out with Sadam?

Welcome back Suki n_n
The songs were agreeable. You can stay.


Bought something delicious, or just basics to survive?
(also the antigay user seems to like you back, in my opinion!)


Well as I said, I am kind of bothered now that there was no insistence on us having some background knowledge of the eras / styles. We were told some stuff at the lessons, but nobody required us to sit an exam or anything. The most we had to do is write about 2-3 page essay about a movement.
Mhmm, I suppose. Composition?


Oh hang on, another user?

Not really, I've been thinking about going steady with Chris instead.

I fell asleep.

Pence related.

You keep track. I just want either more like what I'm posting or Papi.

That other user was the one posting feet pics I think.

I must have confused literature and creative writing together my mistake.

KEK

Here is my doggo btw. She hates pictures so I had to catch her with her guard down

Well you're not posting what Footanon is so you stand out! Hi.
I'm not an animu though so you'll probably have to use Poppy-chan or Madexxsuki to satisfy your anime cravings.


Aha, I see. Maybe?
Yeah, it's not creative writing, no sir.


Are you the user who teased Footanon?

Where's the /fit/izen in this thread, I want to get an opinion of his.

Also hello everyone. Good day, I hope?

She's cute.

Nice dubs.
Got ya, so what books do you have to read up and be familiar with?
I doubt I'm going to know any of them but it's a chance for me to learn myself.

Sure what is it eggman?
It is I foot-user!
Yup been a good day just been really tired from all the 5am day starts.

I'm not picky.

Heya Eggman user. Sup?


Well I don't have to read up anything. It's about being familiar with the books, dramas and short stories we have read during the studies. I guess there must be like 25 of them or so. All sorts. Great Gatsby. Hamlet, Rome & Juliet. Frankenstein. 1984. The Road. A little bit of feminist literature I suppose.


Aha, well good.
You haven't answered the question. Not that it's important or anything. Was just wondering.

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Ahh, fair enough I've read a few of those.
I don't feel so much like uncultured swine now

Glad to hear. But anyway, I've been wondering how you go about muscle recovery post-workout. I just wait it out until I feel like another workout, but I have a friend who recommends pickle juice for it. I figured you'd know about better options.


Hey sunshine. Just dropping in as usual, seeing how everyone's holding up.

Do you represent the gay community user?

You lovely faggots.

no

T-that's not it…. s-shuddup you baka!


Yeah. Tbh our bachelor's tier literature is probably something like your 2ndary education literature. Maybe with more reading, although it depends. There certainly was more reading that at our high schools, that's for sure. We read almost nothing back then. I think the system has been changed a bit by now though so people do have to present a list of literature they have read at the high school finals. I bet the lazy bastards will just look up summaries of what the books are about.
Hehe n_n


Aha, I see. How have you been?
Aw jeez you~ Hey, want me to fetch you the full episodes of the sexy shota that confused your penis the last time?~


Hey Rose. What up?

Hmm.. good question, I generally still work 3 days a week. With or without DOMS but if you literally can not walk then you wait until recovered.
If you mean in the same day I generally hit the sauna for a while then get in a cold shower for a bit to help recover.
Usually cycle between them for a bit actually plus its great for the skin.
How would pickle juice help? That's bro science right there, but if it works for him then I guess that's good.
BCAAs are meant to significantly speed up recovery time and I've heard something similar about roids but I'm natty so I can't help you with those.

Oh hey there.

Well the school I went to was atrocious I have no idea how anyone passed.
Barely any of the stupid shits could read, but hey I made it through so fuck those other chucklefucks.
Most likely they will just look up summaries that's what a lot of the kids who were evaluating of mice and men and an inspector calls and I believe romeo and juliet were doing.
They couldn't seem to make heads or tails of Macbeth though.
Were you jealous just then?

We'll have you tried shock therapy?

Hey Jew!

Sold, I'll start doing that. I'll do some personal research on BCAAs and see if it seems promising or not. Thanks for this.


Don't tease me, user.

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG AUSTIN

I just rolled out of bed.
what's up with you?


hey… foot user?
what's good?


fancy seeing you here.

For anime just go to kissanime or nyaa for streaming/downloading respectively. There's even a kisscartoon site

Nice trips and to reward them I'll tell you that Branch Chain Amino Acids are supposedly fuckin' awesome.
Also you're welcome mate.

Just enjoying my day off and sleeping a lot. How about you lad?

this is now a wrestling thread

But what type of wrestling?

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Go fuck yourself

Oh. Rip? Well just how useful is high school anyway.
That's kind of mean of you :c
Yeah. People have trouble reading today I guess. And comprehending. Not going to pretend those are my strengths either tbh.
J-jealous about what?


"Oooh, why are you making me wear such clothes? H-hey, don't push me onto the bed >///< N-no, it's too much, I'm- I'm going to…!"
mega.nz/#F!skM2wAaR!yX0fErx3CLEU9cSZmcsAIg


Oh. Still morning there, mhmm? Though perhaps late morning.
About to fix me up some dinner. Reading wikipedia and such.

just got up. enjoying a cup of coffe before I hit some books.

what do you like to do with your spare time? besides sleep. kek.


I'm down.


the real kind with stone cold steve austin.
I assume.

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10:30 now.
I stayed up late last night doing whatever.
which article are you reading good sir? :^)

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Oh boy, time to do some spelunking.

none of that pussy MMA shit. I'd like to see them square up with the undertaker.

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Eh high school is only useful to get you into further education, that's pretty much it.
Kind of mean of me? I had to tutor them, I have no idea how someone can make it to 16 years old and barely be able to read a sentence.
It was soul destroying trying to get them able to pass an exam, I was doing my work and trying to help their reading comprehension at the same time.

I have no idea why people seem to have that problem, it's weird. Then I'm probably autistic and had a high reading age from being a small kid and loving books.

I was poking fun at you asking the other user if he was teasing me.


Kek, well I play guitar, I bake, cook etc and I train, sometimes go on hikes or canoeing too.

I sound so boring

That would've worked if you said Kurt Angle.

Kek you sure are lewd eggman.

Im a pacifist bud

Im a pacifist buddy

pacifist? more like raging homo

Fucking Hell Holla Forums. It said, "Flood detected" so I try to post again. Then it double posts.

This site has shitty dynamics at times

it's the best I could think of!
forgive me senpai!


nah, mate. that sounds pretty active.
anything but boring.

you play guitar huh? I've been picking that up recently. so far I've got the solo from sealed with a kiss pretty much down. but that's it

confession time? I never really watched much wrestling growing up. I really watched tv for history channel documentaries.

Spaggheti

More like a pussyfist

You never annoyed me kek. You are too dense to realize we don't care/troll you back. Its time to go back to Reddit, pal. You're long overdue there.


Shit. I used the word dynamic incorrectly. I must commit harakiri now

's about what I guessed, mhmm.
Hope it was at least fun to do whatever, mhmm.
Eh, literature / author related articles. Just to get like one sentence summaries.
Oh you're going to be hitting books?


They're great hentai tbh. Better than Boku no Pico. There's one upcoming /or already released/ that's probably going to be great too. Can't remember the name unfortunately.


My thoughts exactly.
Oh boy. Yeah. It's kinda sad. No sign of it getting better I don't think though.
I see. Back when you were studying too yeah?

A-aha, I wasn't jealous you bakka, that's what the t-thread is all about after all >///

Nothing wrong with enjoying documentaries.
Atleast you're learning something that way.

Well I'm active but I don't know I've had to take a break from training due to a dislocated shoulder which is still healing. So I've got more free time than I usually would have and it's driving me nuts.

Yup been playing guitar for 7 years or so, I think I've forgotten more songs than I currently know, but hey that's what happens if you stop playing a song for a while.


How cute the little boy thinks he can get under my skin.

my mistake. I thought you were the wrestler poster

It's strange their reading comprehension is getting worse despite their increased presence online where they mostly read.
Or perhaps they've simply farmed out brain processes to their smart phones these days.

Yup I even coached some nepalese gurkhas in english. They caught on really quickly so I didn't mind.

Suuure you weren't. It's cute when you get flustered.

Understood, it's cool.

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You need fresh images.

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I'll be using my eyes to assult the books.
I'll be slowly teaching myself to code in C++, because there's no excuse for not knowing something like it these days.


true. I can tell you fuck all about what I watched though. unless you're interested in vampires. lol.
ah damn. sorry man. are you still recovering? or was it one of those injuries that fucked you up for life?
yeah, that's how it goes isn't it? lol.
I completely forgot how to play the morrowind theme and a few other songs on my ukulele that way.

also that song is jive asf. do you know about buckethead?

You sure do enjoy posting pictures of buff guys in skin tight clothes.

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Ahh one of those documentaries. KEK
I enjoyed the ones on how stuff was made and the design processes that went in to them.

Yeah my shoulder is fucked for the rest of my life however once it heals a little I can train again, then it'll be far less likely to dislocate again and I can continue training like I was before. The funny thing? A light chair caused it to dislocate, I must have twisted as I picked it up and next thing I know my shoulder is hanging low and I'm doubled over in pain.

Ahh call of magic, that's a fun song to play I think I learned that my first year playing. takes me one or two run throughs making mistakes to get back in to the swing of it but then I've got it again. Nice and easy, just wish eremy Soule would stop bastardising it.

Bucket head? No I don't please elaborate.


Just mad that I'm right.

Yeah but I don't think people spend that much time reading professional articles or such. So.. I guess it's mostly chats and shit? In which case the quality / complexity of the content is limited by the time constraints and such.
Also a possibility I suppose. I don't have one yet, just an old phone, so, I am blessed and cursed I guess.

Aha, I see. I'd guess they were more motivated than native Brits.
;///; I was just wondering if he'd be the kind to doubleteam you with me~

Finally anime.

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Hmm, yeah I suppose that makes sense. Then again I still see people here confusing then and than, though I think that may be a meme as I started noticing it happening more and more around 2009.

I've got an old phone I used when out and about and a smart phone that I barely use at all. Meh smart phones are too delicate and too likely to go wrong.

Yeah they were more motivated than the natives, Gurkhas have a strong sense of honour and it really shows.

I don't think he's that kind Mouse~ Maybe Poppy is though I don't know.

nothing so fancy. I'm looking to go to school for pseudoscience actually.

I just like having ultimate control over things. it's mostly so that I can make my desktop look pretty tbh :^)

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Hmm, it might not be a meme. Just like you're and your. Worst is I started doing smilar mistakes a littlebit myself after some time of… not sure what the cause is. Either just reading English or chatting.
Yeah I was wondering. They seem so fragile compared to the small old phones.
I see, interesting o: It's odd. Of all the things they force you to learn at high school, reading, writing and languages should deserve the most respect from the students in my opinion, since those are all useful skills. In reality, the former are very low on the priority list though.
Aha, alright n_n Yeah Poppy might be, but she isn't around enough to do it!
Also tfw you used a tilde at me. Mmmmm

the science is psychology.
it's my dream to become a psychiatrist.

I used to be insanely jelly of people in desktop threads, until I learned how easy it is to get your desktop to look like that.

Maybe I'm just hoping it's a meme.
Yeah they really are fragile as fuck compared to the small old phones, must be simply due to the amount of shit crammed in to those thin shells.

Welp people have been complaining about the degradation of language since ancient times.
Just happens I guess, just like the generation growing up now that we complain about will be complaining about the one that comes after them.
That's true poppy really isn't around that much.

Heh, a tilde means that much to you? That's cute. I'll let you spend good boy points on them~


Psychiatrists just throw pills at the problem, I o know for a fact though that CBT can take wrecks of human beings and turn them in to functional ones. It worked for me

Hey there anons, how ya going in this thread?

no, but it's progress that you're posting animu at all

Let's make this thread straight again

Oooh very nice /fit/girl user.
LONDON
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They're nice and all but not quite what I like.
not Phicc enough.

I know what you mean.
I'm supposed to be taking meds for my lack of attention span. but fuck it, I hate the pills.

to say that CBT is all you need to treat someone is pants on head retarded, and shows a lack of understanding on how the brain works chemically. it may be partly true for things like anxiety and depression, but for things like schizophrenia, dementia, bipolar disorder, and other such disorders where the problem has little to do with cognition, antipsychotic medication is the best treatment we have currently.

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I agree there mate, I wasn't fielding a catch all solution. I do have a fundamental distaste for pills though
CBT works for depressed little faggots and people with anxiety.
It does deal with what it's applicable to very well though.

Ah I see.
The kind of person who helps people (hang on, or is that a psychologist?), or more like the kind that does research?
Aha, I see. I don't think I ever lurked in a desktop thread. Well, maybe a few times.


A man can dream.
Yeah probably, thinner but longer and wider.
That's true. In reality it just changes I suppose. So long as the ability to express thoughts remains unhindered… but while we're being grandpas complaining about the damned kids, I remain skeptical about that as well.
Ikr? Preposterous! -.-
Uuu, you sweet juicy user you!

Sorry user, i normaly post stuff that i get horny.

same. but it's necessary for some is all I'm saying.

not always. not everyone responds well to the treatment, though it does help. usually they come spinning back to their doc with the same problem, or get institutionalized and put on meds out of necessity.


I will agree on your last point. it's the strongest tool we have, and is the most widely used form of therapy utilized today for that reason.


someone who helps. specifically by prescribing medication.

they used to have a general on 4chan's /g/ board, but I haven't seen one in a while.

Hey there Mouse.
Im came to visit a bit the thread to see what you guys are posting.

Yup all languages evolve, just look at how english was created from the brythonic languages, french and latin with a small mix of the vikings native language and the saxons language. Even though those two people came from roughly the same area which is pretty much Denmark
Yeah a little preposterous but if Poppy is busy then there's not much to be done.
Heh if I just give them out like candy then they wont be as special and as such their impact will be lessened. I could just give you one if you are being good rather than have you spend points on them. Only if you're good though.


I understand user, everyone has slightly different tastes, for example some of those women posted in the old high test threads on /fit/ used to turn me off completely as they were just fat.

I understand that, I know someone with schizophrenia and christ even on pills they're fucked.

True well I had a form of CBT used on me, it was tailored to my personality so it was actually really harsh and was coupled with being prescribed to exercise fairly often.
So I guess it depends on the person receiving the treatment. I just know it regained me my agency.

mmmm, do you have a photo of those women posted in fit, im kinda curious right now.

dude. I could talk psychology all day. there's so much to cover, so much to talk about.

literally the best subject.

Ah yes. Psychologist is the one that lays you on a couch then.
I see, mmm. What shenanigans do you want to do with your desktop then?


Hello. Ummmm…. Who is I? Dang, I do remember seeing Tomoko in the thread but don't remember who posted it. Not even whether it was an user or Suki.
And how are you pleased so far?


Indeed. It's an awful mongrel, your language. It's a mess! Ah, yeah well, Germanic languages.
Indeed. Missing out on the opportunity to milk you so long till your balls hurt, what a shame! Well, that much more for me~ But yeah you are right ofc.
For free without spending a point?! Count me in! I'll be such a good boy, you'll see! You might not even handle it!~

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and ask a lot of questions. I'm already practicing on faggots in circle jerk threads~

i3, configure it so that it looks like xfce, switch my language settings so that everything comes up in daedric, fucking pink and dark colors all over, and that thing where the tiling has fat fucking spaces between all your windows. with my waifu being on one of the windows at all time.

simple little things :3

Nice dubs but no I don't sorry broski.
The board here is a shadow of its former self as is cuckchans.
It's a shame I used to spend so much time there.

Well if that's what you're in to, I only glanced at the subject personally.


Hah my language? English is my second language, just everything uses english here as I moved from the part of my country that uses its native tongue to the part that doesn't.
I'm bilingual. heh
Oh boy that does sound fun. Yep more for you, and I can produce a fair bit if you tease me right~
Goody that's what I wanted to hear.~

forgive me mang.
I got passion.

Tomoko is cute. In the way of her personality at least. Not that she's ugly, but not my cup of tea either


ahh I love psychology


Megumin is a good loli, but I like Aqua most

That's a good thing mate, for example I could talk for hours about producing components on a lathe, milling machines and by hand. People are in to different things, feel free to talk about interesting things though, I only know what I managed to find from some papers I rifled through a few years ago.

how much do you know?


right right.
I getcha mane.

you like to work with your hands huh? what do you do?

Well what a shame user, i was really curious but now i feel bad for you for the lost of the board.


Kinda enjoying myself but not pleased yet.

At least it still posted, whew


Aha.Glad we are useful for educational purposes too ^3^! Tbh chans are full of borderline / actuall depressed people and autists, so that's actually a pretty good place to be.
I'd have to google what those are tbh. Uhhh, Iphone 3? Hell idk.
But sounds good. Pink and dark sounds cool too! I tinkered with the text files for my Steam so that online people are in pink instead of green~ Lo! puu.sh/tEgFN/7d8ac5dd1a.png


Oooh, I see O: I thought you were a Britbong. Damnit. Well now I'm straight up confused. And I don't even remember what gave me that idea. Hmm.
Aha~ All the yummy goo for my belly! Well, probably just on weekends though. Won't have time when work begins again, ehe.
Unf, you tease~ All the tildes make wanna kneel and grip you and… Ahem. Right, literature!


Aha, yeah I remember you mentioned her. The character is fairly memorable I suppose.


Ohhh, stupid me, you're muscle user. Somehow I forgot I said hi and then wondered whether you were a completely random person >.< I'm such a klutz sometimes.

I'm just a basicbitch engineering technician at the moment but I'm looking to go back to university and become a full fledged engineer. I only have my foundation degree currently so It'll take about 4 years to go through to get my bachelors, my masters then become chartered.
Eh, put together a plan and put it into action after all.

Much closer to what I like.

Yeah was sad when it basically died here and there.
We used to shitpost about crossfitters, take the piss out of eachother routines and post our current bodies to get advice on where to improve. I get why people think /fit/ is gay as fuark and it is a bit.

I am a britbong. Just not english.
I think there will be time, just means less teasing.
Lewd, but I approve. What was that? You wanted to kneel, grip me and what?~

You like them slim user?


Hahaha, Np

Aha, I see. So an immigrant, mmm?
Aha. Going to have to get straight to the fun part, mmm?
And…. unf, two hand you and keep stroking until you drench my chest and nipples… and then put your soft cock in my mouth and clean the inside of your foreskin with my tongue >///

Yup that's what I like. Though nothing wrong with child birthing hips, occasionally one of those will catch my fancy but I assume that's just my instincts for finding a suitable mate kicking in.

I'm not an immigrant >_< It's the saxons and the scots(pictis) who are I'm one of the original peoples of these islands an original briton. I understand the mistake though, it's an easy one to make as the united kingdom is quite complicated.
Heh yup, though that means you wont get as much goo or sweet precum as you might like though. I guess you could get some in the mornings if you were desperate for it though.~
That's pretty hot, never had that done to mebefore actually.

yep. and these circle jerk threads are great for getting to know faggots like that.

that's pretty cool actually. if I wasn't routing steam through a different application I'd def try that.

i3 and xfce are window managers, basically. i3 tiles everything, while xfce is more akin to windows where you can move/stack windows around freely.


that's pretty cool really.
I hear there's a lot of math involved with that :3

Yeah especially when working out statistical process control Basically if a manufacturing process is making parts to the correct standard and if it isn't then where did it stop doing so.
Also when working out the factor of safety for materials, that's just so that say a lift isn't over filled and breaks.

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kek who didn't see that coming?

A bit.

Also i love strong girls with nice muscels, i dont know why but its gets me fucking horny.

(first pic is my favourite)

Oh! Well almost everyone's native language is English in the UK so don't blame me >.I'm one of the original peoples of these islands an original briton
Ah, I see. Well, that's hard to say I think, how much your blood is that of those people, unless you have done DNA tests. Well, I still don't quite know who the original Brits are though. Well, I guess you did mention your brother became a druidperson -oh, right that¨s also the thing that made me believe you were a Brit, aha-. Though that would be Celtic. So I guess you could be a Welsh guy. That'd also probably make sense of you being bilingual since I think it's less common among Scots than it is among the Welsh.
Hehe~ Well Iwe're both working in the mornings so that won't work! >.

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wow. it's like you're speaking a completely different language. that's p-hot.


it doesn't run on my operating system. so I'm running it through pidgin, which is a universal chat client.
I could also route some other things that offer IM services through it too. like f-list, or facebook.

it's really handy to have. :3

Not only kissing it , but also cudeling that body and kissing and licking that hot belly.

arrrghhhh fuck, i get so horny talking about this.

You're correct! dwi'n siarad cymraeg~
aww no morning fun times? Ah well I guess you really will wind up with quite a bit of goo on the weekends then if I get pent up through the week.~
Well, yeah to both weird you'd think they'd have done that but nope, always on the face, in the mouth or somewhere else like the back or cumming in them or something.

I'd be more than happy to explain if you'd like. Just ask and I'll be more than happy to help!

Oh you. I'm very flattered


I know that feel, often though they're fucking mental heads who have more daddy issues and drug issues than I want to deal with.
I knew one that was a raging alcoholic that kept trying to come on to me while shitfaced at the pub, loads of guys were trying to take her home because of how vulnerable she was so I brought her home with me and let her sleep it off on my couch.
She was a nice enough girl but I didn't want to deal with her crazy and random crying sessions.

Aha, so you're a unix/linux whore maybe?
Aha, I see ^.^ I may have actually used it before. I used to failstudy IT and a friend of mine converted me to K/Ubuntu for some time. I think I used it for jabber (wile it was still a thing) and icq (which I think is a shameful part of our history, and I think oddly enough, it never was used throughout the world apart from here and the US).


The first pic is nicer imo, the second one is perhaps too sharply define. At least the abs.
Aha, I kinda hoped you would~ Keep talking user. There's got to be at least one more thing to do with the belly.


Mmm, earning the tildes, yummy~ Something about your fellow countrymen, was it? Or maybe just country?
Hehe, see it's got its upsides too!~ …goddamn now I really want to have my chest painted white >///not letting Foot user cum on their boobs
>not smearing it up and down, over their bellies and up to the neck
>not grabbing his cock and wiping it onto their nipples
The just don't know what's good for them.

I drank a little bit and feel buzzed

Thats sad user.
what happend to here? is she still youre friend nowadays


Yes you can put nutella on her.

Aha, nice. What have you had Suki?


That sounds rather messy as it is sticky. Tbh I don't get what people see about nutella.
I was thinking rubbing your thing againt the belly. Wiping it on it, even.

We're very proud sport. :^)
What ya drinkan?

Well it's a shame but our language nearly died out. It's slowly coming back but will never be what it once was. I like it though, it's part of our history I just wish more spoke it here, I moved from the north to the south and the south doesn't really talk it.
Yup it appears to have its upsides, you'll have a lot to drain from my balls~ heh.
Clearly they didn't know what was good for them, they've only ever teased me with their feet too, they knew I was in to it aswell. Why so selfish? Meanies


Not friends anymore really, she's burning the coal but she's stronger than her fella. So he'll regret it if he hits her kek.
I do miss talking with her sometimes though, but things change.
But yeah she was never going to be gf material, too mental/easy.
She used to sneak in to my room to try and scare me awake in the mornings when she slept on the coach, though part of me doubts that was the real reason.
Obviously I wake up earlier than she ever did.

A little bit of rum

Lift isn't over filled with breaks?


I wouldn't say whore. Kek. But I don't like how bloated Windows has become.

I'm not sure what either of those are.

Not bad I guess, last time I got truly shitfaced was on white rum.
I'm drinking whisky tonight should be a laugh.


Over filled with people and therefore breaks.
Like a cable snapping or a brake failing.

"I was thinking rubbing your thing againt the belly. Wiping it on it, even."
Shit youre right.

How didn't you think of that?

Ah, yeah. And yeah I think people kinda moved up north en masse at some point in not that distant history, for job opportunities? I guess that's around the time the revival began?
Mmmm~ I'll be cupping them and nudging them from below, weighing them~….maybe I should do it with my face instead .///. Although ofc there's much less sensitivity in the neck, I wouldn't want to squeeze you. You'd have to do it yourself. Carefully.
Indeed!
>being Foot user's gf
>not worshipping his cock the way he likes it
I mean they liked it when you did them, why not be nice in return?


You have my approval o:
I'm drinking a bit of cider myself atm.


I was just playing you little whore~ I see. That's fair, mhmm.
That is, jabber and icq? Well, they were IM protocols. ICQ was full of aids and I think also spying and stuff. I think its userbase never was very big at all.
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See? I'm an imaginative lewdperson, extraordinaire!

Do you have a big diference of age between you and youre friend?


i did to be honest, but i forgot to write it on.

It is white rum. I just didn't want to admit it because its garbage kek. It came free though. And to mask the taste I just drown it in tea or some kind of pop

My internet is so atrocious oml

Yep a bunch of companies opened up manufacturing stuff up there, mostly engineering firms.
Hmm… you can weigh me if you want heh. I don't mind doing it myself though.~

I guess they were just really selfish, was a shame.


She was older than me by a year.

Heh. Fair enough, cumming on muscular womens bellies is hot.


Should be drinking it straight to be honest mate. Aren't you an alcoholic yet geez?


Hmmm there's a problem with my food I had delivered gonna have to bust some balls about it and get it sorted.
Fuckers are gonna give me my muhfuggin money back and I'm going somewhere else from now on. Fuckers. Don't know how long it will take.

Just restart your browser.

wowww you have all been very very busy~ how is everyone now?

If I drank it straight, I would throw up before getting it down. One time I drank like 2/5ths of a big bottle of it. Blacked out and got a scar on my shoulder that I have no recollection of. Its a big, puffy circle. So it looks as if it was a burn wound. Its pretty funny tbh, so I don't mind it. That same night I ended up waking up outside in a chair, soaking wet. The guys said I had to get hosed down because I pissed myself or smth

I drink much more modestly now. Like 2-3 shots at most. If I want to get drunk, however, I can drink more. But I don't like to do that a whole lot, and only at parties/get togethers. Last time I binge drank was around New Year's and I had about 6-7 beers. I was a crazy drinker when I was about 16, which I would drink about 8 shots at once and shit.

Alcoholic? pfft. Speed addiction was bad enough. I like to do drugs, not let the drugs do me

Yeah thats fucking hot, cumming on her belly.


Did you guys meet a long time ago?

And sorry if im getting anoying asking question sof youre live, but i got a bit curious.
But if you dont want to talk about it i will stop asking questions.

Hmmm, that must be something else than what I was thinking of. I thought of mining I think. Actually let me look what I was meant to think. I have my history notes right next to me, heh. Ah yes, coal mines. But that was 19th century actually so, meh, that is a bit more distant past than I thought.
Mhmmm, I will babe~ I can start by nudging it with my nose… and smelling it. Probably without strong scent, unless you're sweaty. Then I can move on to a finer method, using my tongue. Although that'll probably fail after a few minutes of desperately trying to fit your balls on it without them falling off. Oh well

Did Holla Forums break?

Literally the best media in any form ever

It is a great opening. It forewarns you of massive feels

Does it give you that shitty thread limit message too? It then proceeds to let you post. Very dumb

It has done this to me several times, but not at the moment it doesn't.

I didn't get enough to drink and I cant get anymore. Damn this is annoying. I'd rather be sober at this point. Its like a half assed buzz that makes you want to drink more, but I dont have any more

I feel kinda similar with teh cider. Though we do have a bit more. Hmm. Maybe I should go get it.

oh. I see.


kek. sounds really unreliable.
I'm wary even using pidgin. I've blown at least 200$ on steam games, I really don't want all that to go to waste.

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Well I think it's mostly dead today.
Ah, I see. I thought you were only uhm, running the IM part of steam? I kinda assumed steam (as well as most of the games) doesn'run on Linux / Unix.


Hopelessly upbeat / 10

I got more of a feels vibe when the song drops at 1:03

it's fucking supposed to.
most of the games don't work on linux without wine/pol, but that's changing.

I don't know quite how pidgin works. but I have them my user name, and my password to be able to monitor the steam IM service on my computer. that is kinda scary for me.

But if you want feels, I got the feels

Hmm, idk.


Ahhh, I see. Of thsoe two I only remember wine. I don't think I ever used t hough. Back then, I'd simply not play games (on the laptop; would play them at home on the PC).
Umm, I don't understand. What do you mean?

Yo I'm good thanks. How are you?

Heh poor little fella.
Can't yet handle the drink, don't worry everyone gets wrecked off of stuff occasionally. Honestly though take it easy on the drink.

Yeah I met the girl the week before my 18th birthday, was the night I took her home and let her sleep on my couch.


Yup that was mining, especially for our coal and iron ore.
Sounds very fun~


It's the size of the thread.
It breaks Holla Forums.

Really though as a youngfaggot you shouldn't have ever tried speed. That was retarded of you.

yeah, that's the best way to go!
linux is shit for gaming anyways.

because pidgin asked me for my steam details to be able to display information from my account, I'm worried my steam details may fall into the wrong hands.

Once again you have demonstrated your Godly taste
How long ago did you watch the show?

I used to really like Clannad, but even years later it still makes me miserable when I think about.
I guess I changed, but Clannad never will.
It was a beautiful love story but fuck it's heartbreaking

We live and we learn. People who have sex and get a kid would be like, "I should've never had sex" we have our regrets. I have done much worse than get addicted to speed. I was at a very weak point in my life and truly believed it was over before it began


About a week ago or so I finished the afterstory.

This song makes me go in to super feels

And this song right here, makes me question why I ever challenged the OP motherfucker to begin with

Oh you just finished Clannad?
That explains why you keep bringing it up.
Fair enough used to talk to /a/utists about it over and over again when I first watched it too.
Also you keep justifying your virginity by saying what about pregnant, there's no need to justify it unless you're insecure about it fam.
Atleast you'll be able to get your wizard powers.

That was just an off hand example of a common regret people have. Much like drug addiction

Hope you guys aren't going to sleep soon

That's right about when I finished my second binge watch of it, the first being about three years ago. Embed related is one of my favorite tracks from it.

I've always loved it, in a world where I can barely feel anymore it's refreshing to be able to cry again.

Maybe so but you continuously use it.

What's so spooky about that?
Boy you really are new and young aren't you?
Did you used to go on plebbit or something?
The ben creepypasta has been around for ages.

Fair enough mate, we're just different in that way.

That song has major feels in it, yes.

This

Have you watched Stein's Gate?


I was kidding. I actually like the song of unhealing

I forgot.
Nice dubs.

Tfw Firefox began crashing….

Aha, yeah. I bet I won't get that on my finals' exam >.< I'd remember it now.
Aha, glad you like it~ Also that one was completely for free without me working for it! :P ← that's me sticking my tongue out, you know what to do baby

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No, I haven't. What's it about?
I gtg now, but I'll be able to reply in about an hour

A computer hacker and a mad scientist invent a time machine out of a microwave and cell phone

That sounds more like "fite me IRL" than feels, going by the first two minutes.

You'd have to play the games for it to have an impact on you. Which is why Im confused with the one you linked

Fair enough, I remember learning stone tower on guitar the 2nd year I was playing cause i really enjoyed it.

You might've if they asked you about the industrial revolutionwhich has to do with quite a few good books.
You've been so good I thought you deserved a reward~
That's pretty hot I'd love to but what about my shaft? That'll need attention too ~
No I was busy yelling at people and getting a problem solved, then I ate. Took about an hour.
Sorry about that.


I'll see those feels and raise you these ones.

paranoia!

Yeah, that's fair. The one I posted beautifully colours the ending of Spec-ops: The Line.


Aha, well, I don't know. It's going to be one culture-oriented and one literature-related essay. But who knows, maybe I will be able to squeeze it in somehow!
Aha, alrighty~
Oh boy, you're right! It's going to have to be tongue for the popsicle bit and hands for the shaft .///. Agreeable?


Bah! No more need for paranoia than when you use different email clients / webpages for the same email!

Also
D-don't hate me user ._.''

I'll be gone for a little now some more so please sleep well to whoever goes to sleep while I am gone! Have nice rests!

See you, little flower.

No need to try and squeeze in stuff about the industrial revolution unless it comes up. maybe I'll be able to squeeze it in somehow! How lewd of you~
That's agreeable, thinking about it actually got me pretty hard.


It's Blade runner The original one not the abortion they're bringing out now
Fuck was one of my favourite films for a long time, I wont hate you for not seeing it.
A lot of people I talk to these days don't seem to have seen it.


Oh ok stay safe you!
Get good rest yourself too it's important

I cant think of any more feels songs. This is when I wish I made a MAL a long time ago. I have plenty of feels, but they would be scenes to spoil the anime

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I-I didn't mean it in the lewd way >///< B-besides, since you mention it, that'd be you squeezing it in, not the other way around >.

I meant you relaxing to try and let me slide in silly~

Damn, that's hot. Unf! Don't actually know how long it would take me to cum with you doing that. I've only ever cum from a blowjob once though.

Yeah, the movie doesn't get much love anymore, which is weird seeing as it always used to. Not even that long ago actually people were still arguing about it.

I figured, I just wanted to entertain the thought even just for the sake of rejecting it~
Yeah I'm sloppy at giving BJs rn anyways. But don't forget there are also hands working on your shaft babe n///n In fact, before you came, I'd want to almost pull your cock out just so I only rested my lips on it and you could spray my mouth properly, instead of shooting it directly into my throat .///. B-but yes, I'd literally want to milk you like a cow .///.
I think so too, yeah. It has always sounded to me like a cult classic but it's as if it didn't survive that long after all.

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My browser broke.
I swear it's the fact the thread is cyclical.
awww that's cute.
Well I can always train you up so you're better at giving head but that does sound enjoyable
Would you be milking everyday? I'd like that~

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why

Mostly because people come here for porn.
Kind of like why you watch wrestling

Surprise captcha


Yeah my FF has crashed twice today already, I suppose that might be what causes it. Idk.
Aha, didn't think you'd find it cute, I like that you do :3
Of course, that's the idea.
No~ Probably wouldn't be managable! Buuuut…. we could always make it so that it's once a day on average. I'm thinking on Sunday, Monday and Tuesday… then nothing on Wednesday, a real good edging on Tursday night so that you are crazy horny all Friday, but nothing on Friday either~ I'd just put something nice on on Friday and wear it all night, would intentionally drop things and bend over for them too ♥. Then right after midnight we'd start with the milking. Since we skipped three, we'd do four on Saturday ^///^

what are you implying

Yeah it's script errors.
Unf that sounds great. doubt you'd need to eat saturday then since you'd be so full.

Now I knew you were dumb, but I didn't realize you'd play coy.

Seriously, what are you implying?

HEY !
How are you all niggers doing ?

Pretty good thanks!
How are you?

I'm implying you're a closet/not so closet faggot who likes to watch big muscly men in spandex/tiny bits of cloth oil up and hug each other/ roll around on the ring floor.

Mhmm.
Hihi, glad you like it lover! And it's a hot thought, although realistically, the average load is like 4-5ml. So even if yours were big and there were four, it would probably only be like 50ml at most, surely not enough to sustain me!
Wanna try six days of edging and seven loads on Saturday babe?~ Aha, your balls would ache so much, you'd probably hatefuck me with dildos to get back at me >///

The only people that think wrestling is gay are those who want it to be gay, i.e, homos

True was just a touch of hyperbole.
6 days? Jesus my balls seriously ache after just one day never mind 3 and certainly never mind 6 I'd explode or I'd go feral and pin you down and buttfuck you until I emptied my balls in to you

1) sweaty strong men with lots of body contact
-okay, perfectly innocent on its own
2) theatre
-something queers excel at
3) both of the above combined
-i rest my/user's case

Yeah Mouse is right here, it's basically a soap opera what with these over the top story lines they weave in.

Wrestling is not gay, and the homos in this thread thinking that it is gay only proves that it's not gay at all.

Now work today
Only had to revise my courses

Week-end feels so goooood~

Fit girl user here (yeah im back i had some problems).

im kinda curious how old you are?

That's great!
You deserve the rest! You've been working yourself to fucking death.
Those are some cute tomokos.

Right so you're doubling down on the sweaty men acting out stories together and lying down on eachother whilst on the ground then?

Aha, I thought it was, mhm!
Oh ho, really? Well that would be your training then! Of course I would only edge you once, not the whole week. Thursday night edging, Saturday night filling my tummy. It would take weeks of course just getting used to not cumming that often, and probably as long to get the hang of edging you without making you cum after the five days. Maybe it would be best to move the edging to Friday night and the feeding to Sunday, so that you are functional at work on Friday~


Okay bud :^) I guess you prove I'm not a fag after all then~


Oh, been revising eh? :3 What have you been revising?


Heya, welcome.
Why?

Wrestling is not gay

Kinda curious, but i was thinking about it when you mentioned youre fetish
(also i was drinking beer some hours back)

Hmm, which fetish?
Aha nice, have a late cheers for the beer.

the one that you get horny when making other anons horny

Jeez why does that turn me on. Training me now? Heh someone's gotten brave~
Hmm moving sex to only weekends though, I feel I'd miss it a lot in the week.Still think I'd wind up having wet dreams though and those are really messy.

Oooh that one.


I suppose I have, but looks like I'm hitting the right spot too n///n
Aha, well those would be hard to suppress. But it would only be until one week we managed to actually make it, then we'd move on to whichever pace we'd feel like! I mean we can't just be doing blowjobs all the time.

Thanks man
Really appreciate it :)

Also, cute tomoko ?
That's a pleonasm


Central Nervous System's anatomy and embryogenesis
Fascinating, for real

Oh, dang. I guess it's one of the harder parts of medicine? Well medicine is hard af by itself.
Also, more cute Tomokos and even including feet for Foot user, you really do spread love Cherry-kun!~

Yup it's doing the trick~
Hmm.. that's true, tough I would have to get you back for the considerable pain my balls would be going through during that training. I wonder what to do

There are some images of her when she looks gross fam not gonna lie
God damn she's such a cute socially maladjusted otaku.
especially those feets

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Ok that one made me chuckle.

Aha, goody :3
Well then, use your imagination, I'm sure you can think of something XP

I already knew what I wanted to do don't worry.
Was going to wake you up everyday at 5am with hard dickings and leave you a sopping mess when I leave for work

It is… Especially the embryogenesis
But studying the brain is certainly what I love the most
It controls everything, it defines who you are, every aspect of your personality lies within it…
It's just fantastic

I love Tomoko AND feet as well as you know ;)


Yeah when I first saw this pic I couldn't believe it
Tomoko and sexy feet in one pic

Fuark! A man with good tastes.
You're a cool guy.

I'm join this thread

Well hey there.

don't

More tomoko

I agree more tomoko, especially feets.

tool ate

Also I'm slightly abusing the smileys, it's time to bring the usage down.


Aha, just keeping me in suspense were you?
Unf, aha x///x But that'd have to be after your training though >.< Or prior to it.


Oh my. I kinda thought the nervous system would be worse.
Aha. I think it's an exciting, new(ish) field of study. With an ambition to make a good amount of other (sorta)sciences obsolete or at least settle some important questions. Thinking of linguistic disciplines here.
Aha, wrote the above before even reading your next sentence ^.^
Hehe, well I remembered the second bit, though not quite your love of Tomoko o:


Eyo.

All right lets see what I got

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Holla Forums continues it's slow slide to oblivion. Well done, mods!

Yeah I was~
Either before or afterwards hmm, maybe we should wrestle to decide?


Tomoko is such a cutie.

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Well brain's embryology is way worse believe me
Pic related, and that's an easy part

I was only talking about the feet/tickle part don't worry ;)

moar tomoko now

Despite her calling herself unpopular, she's pretty popular with my dick

Don't be shy to~


Aha, naughty boy~
>g-getting aroused by Foot-kun's tilding
Oh boy, I'm hopeless .///.
>Either before or afterwards hmm, maybe we should wrestle to decide?
Waah, there's no way I could win, that's not fair. We should flip a coin instead. Actually that would mean I'd get dicked unconscious every day… Okay let's wrestle .///.


Hmmm, I see.
Aha, alrighty bby~
Also those pics really are kinda hot. Unf.

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Thought it would work glad to see it has the desired affect~
I know its not fair that's the point, because I know it's what you really want. I was giving you the illusion of a choice and I'm glad you still chose what I wanted you to choose~

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First pic is my favourite there, just something about how cute she is when she's smiling like that.

You don't appear to be working on the when-hard-earned-only basis now, you lewd Foots person .///. I am really enjoying the thought you want to make me hard user .///.
U-unf, taking advantage of me like that, how lewd of you.

I've had a little to drink maybe that's why.
Heh, I just know what you want, otherwise you'd go after some skinny twink who can't pin you down and roughly take you like I could~

Oh so you like Tomoko too~
Pretty sure she could turn a gay man straight ;p

Aha, oh boy. Getting all loose are we. Who knows what sorts of homoerotica is drunk Foots capable of perpetrating~
Oh boy, I guess now we know .///. I should go to bed soonish but… um >///

Heh, a lot more direct when drunk eh?~
Oh you mean how stiff am I? Well I'd certainly benefit from a massage to work out the stiffness.~

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It should be a crime to be that adorable.
Gotta love how socially awkward she is, it's just so sweet watching her flail and spaghetti all the time.

You are!~
Yes. I wanted to cum before bed time but I don't want to leave you at half mast .//. P-plus, what's better to fap to than the thought I helped make you cum .///. Or… or even made you cum.
Then let me put on something slutty >///< A fishnet bodystocking with an access down below.

You just don't want me to destroy your clothes and make my own access isn't that right?
You're naughty, I like that.~

I know :3


She's like a female animu version of a Holla Forumstard

Yeah that's an accurate description, she's such a cutie

Now that you put it like that…. :x
Well I'm horny! S-so… I want you to want it.

And yet you call me a faggot all the time?! How charming of you~ If I could turn into a cute girl for a day, I'd give my body to you baby

Heh I thought you were in to having your clothes ruined, so isn't it more fun to rip them and get them soaked through with sweat and cum?
I've been horny for a good while and I've been jerking it so damn right I want it. I want to leave you leaking my cum out of your used holes like a dirty slut.~

Maybe, but I like the idea of her being a Holla Forumstard since I'm one myself

Makes sense, she's definitely spergy enough to be a Holla Forumstard.

Oh gosh…. Yes. What do I put on then Foot-kun?
Ahhh, yes! >//< Dress me up as a little bitchboy and use me >.

Nnnhhh, I think I just came a little bit…. my cock is wet and almost foamy as I stroke it… Do you… do you want me to taste it? .////.

I'd rather you in some cute tights under a little mini skirt so I can tear them open and take you roughly.

Yeah I do, I'd probably make you do that if you came from being buttfucked too. I'd try to get you to cover your own face besides that means more goo for you to enjoy.

And I would gladly accept it sweet silly fag~, I'd make your girl body feel so good you wouldn't want it to turn back to normal
Well if it's you I might as well try ;)

Ok babe, tights and miniskirt it is… how about a nice white shirt and a feminine waistcoat on top?
Oh my .///. It's salty a bit. Oh my, my face .///.

I knew you'd love it!~
Oh my, but I did expect you to protest to the latter!

That's an invalid move. You're not allowed to capture the king

There is no point to this

That works, you'll look like a good little bitch boy
You're a good little slut so you deserve a reward, cum if you want~

I'd still keep buttfucking you even if you came though, no breaks till I finish then I'd let you sleep~

umad?

Who said I'd be an easy girl ? :^)
I'd be such a tease with you, you can't even imagine…

Also time for more Tomoko

Y-yes. Probably it should be black and pink.
Ahh, I wanted you to cum too >///< I guess you aren't that close?
Aha, I knew you would. I would have it no other way~

You're a gril? I thought you were a gui

Absolutely, and that's a beautiful thing

Well it's not that, I wouldn't want to force myself upon you! Unless I got the impression that was what you wanted~
Hnnng, I might not be able to, but I believe it!

you missed a part of the conversation suki~

I am nearly there don't worry.~
Sync up then?

Is that a Tomoko cosplay? Looks p good

Yes! Oh my, sync up! At 25?
I'll drink everything .///.

**K K K Fine
Sicker than your average nigger killer
Twist nigger's heads off
Niggers fucking stink niggers and gayers
Chicken wing eating players
Triple K hooligans like Moon Man
Dead right if they head right
Fucking your mom every night
Moon man's been smooth since days of killing jews
Never lose
Never choose to lynch jews who do something to us

Talk go through us your mom walked to us
Get on a rape bus; screw us, screw us
Yeah, KKK, nigger babies i don't give a fuck
Stick it up the butt

Dare I not see at your ripe cherry pussy
Bang every porch monkey easily, busily
Recently niggers fronting ain't saying nothing
My cock nigger
Suck it, Triple K mafia, we're on it

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

I put niggers underground without a sound
You minorities can't step to me
All spics need to go back to Mexico
Never to be stealing money from you and me

Now who's the real dookie
All you niggers smell like shit
You niggers can ride my dick
Spear chuckers pushing up sticks
Ooga booga, go back to Africa
[Lyrics from: https:/lyrics.az/moonman/-/notoriouskkk.html]

I don't know why I hate blacks
Oh yeah, it's because they look
And smell like ass

Quit throwing your chicken bones on the sidewalk
Spics need to learn some English talk

I don't give a fuck about your mama
Jizzing on her face ain't no drama
It's probably different than the nigger cock she's used to
Kill a nigger and skullfuck a jew

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

[Sunman]
Everything you be saying is offensive to me
As a proud African American I would have used my right to free speech
Moon Man you need to stop the hate
After all we are one universal race

Fuck off nigger
I don't give a fuck about people of other colors
Get the fuck out you ain't my brother
Why don't you go and fuck a hyena
When it's dark outside I can't even see ya

Hook [2x]
Moon man, Moon man, can't you see
Spics and niggers need to hang from trees
And I just love your racist ways
I guess that's why their mom is black and you're so great

This is Moon man here telling you niggers to take a long walk off a short pier
Vote 5, faggots, and I'm out of here**

UNF yes I think so! and you'd better drink it now, that's hot as fuck.

Unf, I'm glad you like it .///.

Aha, kinda bitter. Rather watery, certainly not thick. Probably because I came yesterday too.

Yeah I have a few Tomoko cosplay pics
some better than others…

Unf! I'm spent~
Also holy shit some of it flew off somewhere and I've no idea where, kek it had some power behind it.

Even Moonman hates your spoilers

good~
I'm knackered after that, just basking in the after glow. You're tired aren't you? Are you off to bed?

Not bad.
Will never match 2D tomoko's cuteness though.

Good night my pretties, see you next week!


Aha, nice~
I squirted like a single drop like a minute before orgasm. Must have been a leftover from the previous litle orgasm. I hope your balls don't hurt this time.. it's been much faster after all :3

*Mmm, good indeed.
Yeah… going to go now. Still have some literature to revise tomorrow, heh.
Good night Foot-kun, sleep well!

Of course

Good night silly fag

1st one the cutest. Good night Cherry~

My balls don't hurt so that's fine.
Good night and get some revision done tomorrow you.

ikr :p

Kind of just want to cuddle Tomoko, she seems like she'd be nice to cuddle while she falls asleep.
Though I'm not sure if she'd try to rape me while I was asleep though, she does seem the kind.

I wouldn't mind :^)

Well it's sex without having to do anything I guess, and she sure is cute.
You have a point.

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Yep
Just lie down, relax and let her play the little cow-girl

Sounds great.
Nice trips
I'm sorry to do this to you but I'm really tired and can;t stay awake anymore. I've already stayed up way too late, so I'll have to say good night fella.

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Well I'll post my last Tomoko and I'm off to bed too
G'night m8

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And done for tonight

bump

Y'all just keep going, don't you? Impressive.

bumpie

where all da pages whent?

soo…… anyone need decent feet hentai or nah?

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Not into feet, but I already fapped twice anyway so Ive exhausted my sex drive for tonight. Hit with insomnia. Fuck this shit

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Lolis are good. Shame I don't want to fap any more tonight

i came home from a hard day at work, excited spam feet hentai, but im tired as fuck as well

Imagine being a NEET and unable to sleep due to insomnia. Welcome to my world.

FUCK THAT NIGGER
THIS JUST CAME IN YESTERDAY AND I MISSED IT
NICOLE MASTURBATION PART 2

This MUST be posted immediately, but my connection is gay again, either way I think the webm is just sliiiiighty too big and i don't know any fancy science manipulation to make it smaller :(

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Thank you to who made the thread and to the kind user that keeps posting cute gifs, i'm high and it's really enjoyable to scroll through them!

i mean cute and lewd pics, not only gifs

my balls itch

Who doesn't need feet?

If someone posted that video it would probably convince me to stay inside and jack off instead of going to the gym.

Nice feet pics brah
Truly appreciated

Oh hey there!
Sup?

Hi m8
Feeling pretty good
What bout you ?

Nice dubs, yeah I'm alright pretty busy today though so I'm dropping in and out.

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Busy ?
on sunday

We aint never dead

never dead. just asleep.

Sup guys ?

dead

I'm spending my day properly ricing my computer. there's no better way to learn, than by doing.

what's up with you, cherry?

Oh ok
Well for me : shitpost and virtual reality

Oh btw I wanted to ask you a little something
Are you the only one posting the "gay community" pics all around Holla Forums, or are there others like you ?

I do it a lot, but there are others.

how fun.

Well keep going
That's kinda fun

Indeed
I can be thankful I still have my Sundays to chill out

nice Cirno

Cirno a cute tbh

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Yup just prepping stuff for work and finishing laundry etc.
Packing now and then I'll be off to where I am during weekdays.
I've got some time now though.

I ink my pants when I see Ika

Um ok.

When she opens her mouth, my noodle gets inked

I'll take that as you're enjoying that anime you downloaded?

No it's shit. Ika a shit, clearly Shinobu is the superior waifu.
Check out my edge, I loooove elfen lied it's so deep.

I watched one episode of shinryaku to test the waters and I love it. But I got more invested in to Non Non Biyori because Renge is an adorable loli.

Ika is a loli, but not as loli as Renge


That's not my dialect, nice try

Fair enough, I never really bothered with the series.
Was right as I got out of watching animu.

Animu/Mango is the love of my life

Fuck off imposter I'm the real Madezzsuki!
Haven't you checked out my edge?
Higurashi no koroni is clearly the best anime that's ever been made.
I do drugs that's how hard core I am.

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Welp I'd tell you what the japs would say to you but meh.
Go there and find out yourself I guess.
Animu is kind of a lazy artform though.

See? The real madexxsuki is far too hardcore to ever get memeys from reddit.
I've been here a whole 4 weeks I'm an elder fag.
See how cool I am kid? You're just a skrub.

I'm not weeb, I'm otaku. Meaning I enjoy anime a lot, but I don't act like an autist and say all the, "baka senpai onee chan" shit. I do say it online, but its done ironically for comedic effect

I couldn't bring myself to say it with 100% seriousness IRL

And japs are one of the most xenophobic races of people in the world. I know going to Japan would lead to me being ridiculed for not only my Aryan racial descent, but my love for anime. That being said, I will surely visit one day for the experience

Do you want to play ROBLOX with me?

Mate not to rip the piss out of you but you're a fucking mongrel.
You're an american who likely uses the blanket term "H'wite" to describe himself.
Please don't larp, you have no connection to your ancient homeland, it's as bad as those americans who are convinced they're irish.
Or scottish.

No that game is for kiddy skrubs that belong on reddit.

We should play the game that all sophisticated adults like me play *tips fedora*

Hatred.

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Nice bait, try harder, you might get WINRAR points


Yep. I would love to play some ROBLOX with you guys

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wew lad.
By the way what I said is correct, your family has a very high chance of having interbred with other strains of europeans.

I'll have you know my highly intellectual drug taking mind only browses reddit for enlightened posts from /r/cuckold and /r/atheism.

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Oh. "Aryan racial descent" was a joke. I know Im not actually Aryan. If you're new enough to think buzzwords like: "aryan", "autist", "winrar", etc are "edgy" you're honestly not fit for this site. And I say that with the utmost sincerity.


I'll have you know 9gag has an opening for an administrator position. Your application would pass with flying colors! I highly recommend you try

Jesus Christ m8
Muh dick

Fuck sake suki sort it out you massive faggot.

I'm already a le epin trole admin of Reddit.

So you can easily see that my superior euphoric intellect needs no 9gag.

Now go back to your Gaia forums you pathetic imposter.

Are you a highschooler? Topkek

Oh there you are!
Was wondering where you'd got to.

Different user here, aryan doesn't actually mean white. Aryan just means that you're proud of your heritage.

Unf

Cause see the thing is, I truly have nothing better to do. And if you think trolling me is gonna work, its really just going to waste your own time

Aryan: "(in Nazi ideology) relating to people of Caucasian race not of Jewish descent."

So in the sense of the nazi word, I am Aryan. But in a sense of the actual race, more than likely not

Mate, you only just finished highschool and you want to be a fucking musician/author.
Yet you've never tried to get published and you're too lacking in agency to try to make your dreams a reality.
Plus as you admit here:

Youhave nothing better to do.
Do you have a job yet? Or are you content to waste your life?
Seriously mate, you've already been addicted to speed and you're not even 20.
You have crippling depression and you just sit there.
Sort it out mate.

Hitler was referring to a master race an ubermenschen. Didn't necessarily mean blue/grey/green eyes and blonde hair.
That was what the thule society and the blacksun order were all about.

And where did you get that definition? Because that's just the meme definition

I was killing zombies..
Then I felt slightly hungry so I grabbed something to eat

KEK you're life is so pathetic that you're proud of it being shit.

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It was boring without you.

Lots of factors I won't get in to. Because you're a dick. And as a dick myself, that says a lot. I won't talk to you anymore


I'm not a history buff sorry. Public schooling is shitty and it told me that's what Aryan meant.


I typed in, "define aryan" on google. I'm going to go with the benefit of the doubt you're trolling me. So I'll take it with a grain of salt

Haruna a shit. Girl on left is good I like that hentai quite a bit

I guess you got a point there, kek

I think it's you that may be trolling me

Why ?
Nobody else wants to post lewd ?

:^) looks like I stuck a nerve
Sure is salty.
You should've just called me a faggot why did you bite? you were doing so well.

kek


I have none left, recently had to wipe my computer and reinstall my OS.
Luckily I still have reaction images.

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This kills the thread

Not really. I just can't post lewds atm cause I'm out

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Hey check it this awesome music video I just found.

I had some Tomoko left

Oh wow those are pretty lewd Cherry.

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Well they were in my lewd folder so…

Seeing as you post some good stuff have some cute.

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nice

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Are you anonymous? I am a big fan of your work. I hear many great political figures like Smoke Degrasse Tyson are in the Third Reich alongside you. Gas anyone lately? Ofc you did! Oh jew!

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That manga is bad. It doesn't even read from right to left. Wtf is it?

That's a catchy tune

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Where did everybody go

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What's going on with her right arm? It looks like she's wearing a wooden obelisk.

It looks more like a wooden Slifer the Sky Dragon

It may turn out to be decent, at the guys in charge are pretty good. It's not getting the Star Wars/Star Trek treatment.

You faggots dont know utsuho. Get out. RRREEEEEREEEEEEREEEEEE

Has any man ever been as based as him?

hello everyone~

Ezio? I know who that is. Assassin's Creed is my favorite franchise

We'll see.

Oh hey Poppy!

kek.
That's pretty good bait.

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yo wassup ?

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kek that second image

Forgot my name

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heh

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needs more boobs tbh

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bumpan for butts.

don't have a lot

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Those ones from the goth thread

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Mallow is fucking hot. But question is, where's cat-like loli Acerola

Guess you can't put them all in one pic

The one on the left is Mallow. Gamefreak sexualized her even with text such as, "press A to pound" and the camera tilts towards her pussy. Not even kidding.

But I meant I can't find much hentai/rule34 of Acerola. And she's the best loli they've ever had in pokemon. The only one that can rival her is Dawn. But personality wise, Acerola easily. She also has looks ofc

I'm not a huge fan myself
Never played the games and only watched season 1…
So the only pokegirl I know is Misty :^)

can confirm
youtu.be/ENWtG1pu9LQ?t=16m15s

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Misty a shit

Maybe…
But I don't know the other ones

I'm gonna have to leave it there guys
I need to go to work in 5 hours

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There is a whole lot of ass in this thread and it never disappoints me. Good shit, Cherry.

Cummies.

kek

Noice. Good work Cherry!

Anyone have more Megumin? I am in a really horny mood and she will get me good

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oww damn kid, I love embarrassed woman, pls post more if you got more.

did this thread le die or something? Wew, did you all go back to reddit or something?

This guy knows the vibes

youtube.com/watch?v=VuEsd9ad734

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Guys. instead of going to steam and buying expensive AAA games like the new doom you should buy this! You do not only help a woman, but you also cure your own faggotness. And honest, who doesn't want to be a male feminist?

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I WOULD NOT WAIT EIGHT YEARS TO NAIL THAT HONEYPIOT!!

faggots

Nope, the thread isn't dead you silly anons. It's just taking a nap!

Just let it die

It'll just come back, you know that right?
silly sage user~ ~ ~ ~

it's time to die, poppy

Oh hey Poppy.
Sup?

Back for more dump and shitpost

sup Satan

Pretty good.

Ya know nig, just got in from work and shiz.
Kinda tired.
And yourself nigguh?

Back from University
Not too tired, bretty gud

kek what the shit?

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Damn it I'm falling asleep here, now I have a massive erection and I'm falling asleep.

umad?


That Skyla pic has always been pretty dank

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Hopefully I haven't missed the train.

I'm a really sad person, can someone cheer me up?

What's wrong saging guy?

mmm the devil girl

No more ass after these ones
sorry

Fantastic stuff cherry.

Thanks


If you want some specific pics that could cheer you up just say it bruh

Rolled 2 (1d2)
1 - Watch anime
2 - Stay here

Why not both ?

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Rolled 1 (1d2)
das true.

Didnt mean to do that

tfw haven't eaten today because there's no food where I am because my house mate eats it all.
tfw starving because he's a glutton who stuffs his face constantly and never buys food.
tfw if I want to keep a roof over my head just gotta accept that I'm starving and eat while out of the house.
tfw no money for food.

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So wassup ?

Kill the fucker
Or buy one of these

Not my dick :

wew man whet a crap webm is that? You got black bars around it and 640x360.

wat ?

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Not a bad idea, however knowing him he'd throw it at the floor and destroy wht was in it out of spite.
Cheers for the idea though, might bolt it in to the refrigerator so the fat fuck can't steal my food.

I guess his dick is broken.

I am not in a lewd mood atm unfortunately

Oh I get it now

Film it
Fat autistic rage is best rage

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Hi Cherry and Madexxsuki~
How are you two?
I wonder where foot-senpai and mouse-senpai are.


not yet, silly user.


hi there, nice numbers. I'm a little late.


you can get on late, but there's no ending, so it's okay~!

So how is everyone? big long post


oh, look, you spoke too soon, I was just about to post!

don't worry, we'll make some fun things start happening soon. just for you~

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Sup poppy ?
Nice to see ya

Hmm.. could do.
Good idea.

Poppy I've been here for ages, I was the one who got satan trips.

On the upside I managed to get some food.
See the fat fuck hadn't checked behind the pasta that he refuses to cook and I managed to find some sauces.
So I managed to get some pasta and tomato and basil sauce together.
I feel much better now.

Hi poppy

If you do it you'll be a god among Holla Forumstards

Yeah will need a camera.
I know what the next thing I'm buying is then.
Also that first pic is a total cutie.

you bet

tfw don't even want to putmy dick in them.
tfw just want to cuddle.

Well you can do that as well…
this's not forbidden

Yeah that sounds nice.

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kek pic 3 is hilarious.

No pantsu or bras? They're asking to be spanked

Its a nice POV though

I didn't disagree with that

Agreed, was just funny to me.

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Haruhi

I'm still a little busy, like usual, but maybe I can try to chat with you all a little~


oh, yay, I thought so, are you still here?

ust about, I'm pretty sleepy though.
How are you?~

also I'm glad that you got some food in you, that's good!

Yep I feel much better.
I'm losing all my gainz though due to not being able to eat enough due to the nature of my job.

oh, that's no good. Why aren't you able to eat more often? or maybe just, more in general.

Those trips and a cutie pic
Well, fat ass house mate during the week eats errything.
On the weekends I'm fine because I'm at my actual house then
Also I'm a broke ass nigga who can barely afford to eat right now but hey it happens.
Also it's the work schedule, I tend to make sure I get atleast 1 meal a day maybe 2. I'm basically doing starvation rations right now though, I've already lost 8 pounds which isn't much but I know full well it's only the beginning.

Basically when I'm not working I'm eating or sleeping.
Often times while posting here I'm also working Other than when fapping

Sorry you just came back but unfortunately I need to go now :/
We'll chat some more later

See y'all soon~

Night mate, have a good 5 hours sleep.
I should be asleep right now so I can get my 5 hours too but well see what happens.

Oh, I see, am I allowed to know how much foot-senpai weighs~?

see you next time cherry kun, have a nice rest!

Im horny now. Dump some good images

also, thanks, you never forget to check my nice dubs and trips and such, nice foot-senpai~!

w-wow, so direct!

As of this week 200lbs.
The weight is melting off of me however.
Will likely stabilise around 180lbs.
All I really want is cuddles I don't mind if I have to regain my muscles so much, just want to survive through this starving

That's because I care, you're my cute kouhai.

Well. I have drank a litle, and I don't care to be subtle. I did drink yesterday, but it wasn't enough to get an acceptable buzz. I will be fine though. I'm gonna lay off for a good week after tonight. Maybe more who knows.

I want to wank though. Alcohol makes me very horny

I'm around 130lbs senpai, and I would always cuddle you, I'm not as lewd as mouse senpai.

I'm not sure if I'm capable of digging through lewd images at the moment, I would try for you though, most times, sorry Made, please forgive me!

I'll at least post one! to get your forgiveness

Oh fuck thats nice


I'm the one that likes to be dominated :

here I meant that I would always cuddle you if you wanted

dem feets!~
Wow you sure are light. I mean I've lost 22lbs since I started not being able to eat much but wow you're tiny.
I-I'd love to cuddle if I'm honest but I'd probably fall asleep cuddling you~.

It's okay, we would probably both fall asleep~

together

Aaw that's so sweet~
I'm afraid I'd mostly fall asleep due to not having any energy due to not eating enough, that and I'm due up in 4 hours time.
It's been a while since I fell asleep holding someone though. I miss it.

Feelings for others is not worth it unless they are 2D

We're all 2d! even you!

oh, hmm, well, you should probably go to sleep then! We'll all be here tomorrow, at least, I will be for sure. I promise! Go have a nice rest, silly.

My sister and nephew are watching bee movie right now unironically this is hilarious

You can't really say that for certainty though. i mean it'd be like a blind man explaining what colours look like to someone who can see.
Besides there's nothing quite like that warm feeling in your heart as you hold someone close to you while snoozing.
Also 2D waifus are great and all but I tend to find theymake me depressed.

I stayed up to talk to you though.

>triple post
also try not to be so sad that you haven't done that in a while, it can be a good thing too if you look at it that way, that means you'll cherish it more when it finally happens! It wont be boring! That way you can look forwards to it~!

Oh it wasn't a triple post, oh well. double post~ ~ ~

There are much better feelings in life than for you to get betrayed by 3DPD

You're a cutie~
I guess you're right, I just can't see it happening for a while. I suppose that will make me appreciate it more.

Nice dubs
Eh, I don't really get betrayed to be honest.
I know people that do but I usually leave the moment I see warning signs of that shit and let them know why I'm leaving too.
Or I get bored and leave.

I could say the same for the, "warm feeling meth gives you" but does that make it good? Yes and no. It feels fucking amazing, but it ends up hurting you more than anything else

Two totally different methods of obtaining dopamine mate, one involved fucking up your reward system with harmful drugs, the other is natures' way of rewarding you and what it was created for. Also the bonding chemical which is what your brain releases during physical contact e.g. how you bonded to your dog. Same process but stronger with humans.

Oxytocin. And yes I get that. But its the same principle. You can't find your happiness in anything other than yourself. Including drugs and other people

I speak from experience

Well no shit fella.
Happiness comes from within that's fucking obvious, I'm talking about A)a fundamental human need to feel loved and b) minimising the damage that cortisol is currently doing to me.

Also love is very different from meth or speed.
When you experience returned love you'll understand.
I mean beyond lust, it has to be genuinely returned love.
Who knows maybe you did feel it

this is a scary discussion

You can feel loved by friends, and they GENERALLY don't walk out on you. Depends what kind of people they are. I just broke ties with my best friend of 7ish years and it really didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. I dream about them sometimes, but still.

Having sex with someone induces a massive dump of oxytocin, and that will murder you when they leave, and likewise the production of the chemical does. Much like drug use.

You are insinuating that you want to be cuddled/held etc. whatever. And I am saying that its really not worth your while, cause women these days are shitty.


I have felt love a lot, only unrequited… and I don't care for it now. Its not worth it

Romantic love at least. I love my family, friends, dog, etc. But they aren't manipulative pieces of shit that are after my money

Yeah it kind of is isn't it.

This is what I meant by you don't understand fam.
It's ok I still think it's foolish to give up, you'll only cause literal brain damage to yourself with despair.
Meh plenty of people are going it alone like those MGTOW types.
If you can do it and not get fucked up then do so.

Now you sound like you've gone MGTOW because you've neverhad a functional relationship.

I-I'm the one that will end up crying

Fuck I'm tired.
Gonna stay up maybe ten more minutes.

Sorry about that somedays I get a case of the feels.
I didn't mean to upset you.

I've been in despair in many ways and relationships weren't really the cause of that

w-wow, you apologized~ thanks you amazing foot-liker senpai!

I hope you have a nice sleep when you finally sleep

and also madexxsuki I hope you will have a nice night too, how much longer will you be here with me? I might be away for a little, in little while

everything is okay now!

idk. About to lie down and try playing Hearthstone for the first time

I never said relationships were the cause mate.
It's ok don't worry about it.

Good.

Thank you I'm off to sleep very soon I'm already lead in bed.

Holy motherfucking shit balls Hearthstone is 1 gig? This better be fucking worth it

I'll always call you senpai, senpai~


w-w-what's your internet speed?

Its not so much the net speed Im concerned about, its the fact that its gonna take an entire gig of storage on my phone.

I could get a SD card and load it in to my phone. But that's the problem. The only two I have are dedicated to my 3DS and Wii (its homebrewed)

Well, Hearthstone is a terrible MTG clone. So I uninstalled it. Couldn't even stomach playing through the tutorial

I've never played it, but just for fun I was going to say "you shouldn't lay down for traumatic experiences, made-senpai", but I decided not to, I wonder if this is even you actually, because the name is gone!

oh, it's a phone game? I see…. that does sound very big then.

Quit.

Anime was a mistake

Yeah, it was me. I had forgot to put my name on because I was buzzed. Alcohol isn't good enough unless you can get a sufficient amount. (I had about two shots of 40% at most, I'm inclined to believe it was less than that)

I'm gonna lay off it for at the very least a week. Becoming an alcoholic is the last thing I need in my life rn

Anime sure is something.


Tell me about this game when you get the feel for it, please. My roommate is obsessed with it and I don't understand why.


Why even bother drinking it if you hardly get anything out of it? You should've saved it for future occasions when you'd have more to go with it. You shouldn't drink in the first place, alcoholism isn't worth it.

t. Recovering Alcoholic

addiction*

I drank some because it came to me without a hitch. I obtained it through unconventional methods. And getting too much wasn't an advisable course of action

wink wink

You mean Hearthstone? I don't understand all the buzz around it either. Its a poor man's Magic the Gathering (funny thing is that it literally can be considered that) and its riddled with microtransactions.

To go a little more in depth, is basically RNG the game. You can summon a monster with 13 atk just because you drew it. There are no requirements outside of that, afaik. And if you want better cards? Well, you gotta buy them through microtransactions…

In MTG, you have cards that aren't just monsters. And you have land cards that you have to play and tap to summon monsters. So if you draw something with a ton of atk, you gotta have the resources to use it

So basically, Hearthstone is just a freemium rip off of MTG.

Take what I said with a grain of salt, cause I didn't even complete the tutorial

That sounds fucking awful. I knew my roommate was an idiot but Jesus H.


If you say so. But next time, get more.

Be sure to refer to

But yeah. It was pretty awful from what I played. As someone whom played MTG for a period in his life, I immediately caught on to their bullshit. It plays just like magic topkek.

Its a catch 22 though. MTG doesn't provide ANY good simulators or even vidya games. So you're fucked unless you can buy MTG cards. And if you thought YGO was expensive, wait until you see MTG cards… I've been told crack is a cheaper habit. whats funny is that Im a recovering speed addict, and I find it reasonably true

As for the alcohol I get what you're saying. I've actually cut down on it quite a bit and I'm more responsible about it (drinking 3-4 shots) I used to drink half a bottle in one gulp and asinine things of that nature. But I'm much less of a party animal these days. I know addiction is shitty, and alcoholism is even worse because its a physical dependence. So I will not allow myself to do too much.

Only reason I got hooked to speed is because its inherently harder to resist. Alcohol may leave you with a hangover, but speed renders you feeling lifeless/depressed and wanting more to "fix" it. So to condense it to one statement, alcohol is harder to kick, but easier to resist than speed. And vice versa

I've just had a shitty day which seems like everything seems to be going wrong. I'll survive. It's nice to see anons being nice to other anons for a change.

You're such a cutie~

Ayyyy eggman!
Wondering when you would show up.

Ah I do so love getting up at 5 am no matter how much I sleep.
I'm fucking exhausted

Oh there you are.

tfw no else is on and I've been watching this thread in vain for nearly 2 hours.
Ah well, time for another day of work.

I was here. Just too reluctant to post because no one else would. Guess that makes me part of the problem.

I think you responded to the wrong person, silly user.


Hi!

Are you still here?

How about you?

Anyone here at all, I wonder?

I'm here now, if anyone else is

Hi

so is this like the pony thread but for weaboos now?

Hi, I've been lurking the thread since pretty much the beginning. Though I did post a couple of times when Clannad came up.
How are you?

I just got in from work.

So can I talk about anything here?

I suppose.

I feel kinda down. My fetish is unpopular so there's so few to talk to about it.

What is it?

Hyperscat

Ah, well yeah I don't think many people are in to that here.
Unfortunate that you've been afflicted with such a fetish.

I know, but people can be so biased sometimes. Like in drawthreads if you get a scat delivery that's well drawn they call it bad art and if it's done cutely and not grotesque they still call it gross.

Gotta be honest fam, scat doesn't interest me in the slightest. I can't even begin to understand "cute" scat but meh. That's what you like I guess, I thinkit's kind of fucked up but hey you can't help what you like.

Can I post examples?

fear of scat is a social construct, just like gender.

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pls no bully

how are you lovely faggots?

Is this no longer a hentai thread?

So can I post some examples of cute scat?

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It's not my thread I'm just seeing a lot of things that aren't hentai.

nice, dude.

Well here goes nothing…

Just woke up face down on the computer.
Fuck I'm exhausted.

No body is here?

I'm marginally here.

I just woke up

Are you still around?

oh all these didn't load, hello!

That's really hot.

Hey Popychan!
Today was a very long and difficult day **Also I appear to randomly be dropping in and out of sleep.

I must be tired I can't even spoiler right.

You spoiler me any time user.

This is the better nun. But Kobato is the better loli

wat animu?

nuns are for fuggs

Haganai. Its where pic related comes from

Don't get discouraged because of Sena. She's a very funny girl once you get to know her. And the show is fucking hilarious in general.

Thanks user.

bump

Just watched an episode.
It's not bad, Haven't enjoyed an anime in years

It gets danker than that. Sena plays eroge right at school

KEK

Holy shit that's fucking hilarious, especially that it echoed around the fucking chapel.

Glad you like it. SOL comedy happens to be my favorite genre at this point tbh. I also like shounen/seinnen (sp?) a lot. One Piece is my favorite anime/manga. I watched the anime all the way up to a few eps ago. Then I switched to the manga.

Ah, can't win 'em all but I can't deny that you were right about this one.
Cheers maddexx I assume it's you

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Honestly though why Onepiece? I always found itboring as fuck, same with that naruto bollocks and bleach cancer.
Maybe I just don't have the right temperament for it.

Naruto is horrible as fuck. But I like One Piece cause I love adventure, and there's a lot of intrigue to keep me going. I've also aspired to be a pirate, cause they drink all day, steal, explore, etc its the life.

I also love the dynamics of the show. Such as character development, powers, etc. Devil fruits are pretty dank. And there are certain moments that I came at. Lots of feels too

Its probably just that your taste is different

Probably is that our tastes are different.
So you wish to become a pirate?You probably could aye, there are still pirates around.

I would immediately get arrested/killed by the military. Technology is far too advanced. As well as wtf do I explore? All of Earth apart from deep, DEEP underwater is explored. And by that, I mean the parts that will kill you due to pressure

KEK ""Immediately killed"" I think not, see you have an advantage I assume in that you're white and they expect pirates to be black these days fam.
You'd be able to pull of a couple pretty good jobs, maybe get some mercs to sign on for raiding.
Etc.

The problem lies within my pacifism. I can't bring myself to kill, let alone harm others. Hence I just hope I can be one in my next life in a better era of time. I don't want to get too metaphysical here, but you gotta think. Time isn't just start to finish. It exists around us in many other ways, in theory

Pacifism eh?
My sympathies for such a horrid ailment.

Well I'm more of a guy that likes to do things more calculated and get away with it by lying. Or otherwise doing it in such a way I can't be a suspect. Or at the least not logically culpable for the actions I've committed.

Killing/fighting etc fuck that shit. But borrowing? Yeah, I love to do that

Now lad, only time I've ever taken a life was that of an animal and most of the time I ate the thing afterwards. Unless it was a mercy kill or the time a dog tried to maul me

Sup mudafukas ?
How are you niggas doin' ?
What did I miss ?

Well you mostly missed some guy posting scat, and me falling asleep.
Other than that nothing really.
'Appening?

scat ?
Well shit glad I wasn't there to see that

Had a nice sleep ?

Only slept an hour, was mostly on accident.
Serves me right for staying up too late last night, should've left when you did.
Cute Tomoko, she's so charming.

I have a little bit.

We don't really know that there's some amount of pressure that people can't stand by conventional diving techniques (slow ascension and regular equalizing). It's just impractical and requires ridiculous amounts of helium or argon and pretty high-tech equipment to dive it that hasn't been developed for those types of pressures.
There are also large swathes of land in the eastern Taiga and Amazon that might be "explored" as in it was mapped at some point, but I'm sure there are many places that no human has seen before.

You need to have some rest user, it's good for both the body and the mind

Also yeah, even though this pic was in my "scared" folder, she's always cute

Yeah agreed, when I was working today I could barely function. 3 hours just wasn't enough for me to do the maths involved in my job.
Felt like a failure and switched to doing technical drawings instead for the day.

Lesson learned.

Yep, Tomoko a cute other than that time she was super greasy.

You mean when THAT time ?

What are you talking about? That's fap material right there

Jesus fucking christ. DEAR GOD NO MY EYES

Oh fuck das nice. Aqua is best gril imo, but Megumin is a great loli

Have this

Meth is one hell of a drug

Yeah that's what happen when she tries to be popular…
She's better in her natural otaku sate

Looks like I did when I was tripping balls Madex.
You'd be surprised how huge your pupils get.

Yup, part of my wanting to bully/cuddle her is I think a mixture between pity and her being pretty.

What's funny is I was just like her once. Mainly in middle school. Then I became popular, and holy fuck, its the epitome of over rated. Everyone talks behind your back, no one is real to you, its all artificial bullshit. Hell, I typically didn't even get invited to hang out with them or to parties. I would show up and, "hey its madexx!" *massive facade intensifies*

Around junior/senior year I said to Hell with popularity and went basically visited lunch tables indiscriminately (apart from the people who were cringe lords). And I will say, it was MUCH better. Being able to be yourself feels wonderful

I've opened up about being an otaku and I found people were more genuine to me. Popularity is all faux. And naturally, I'd assume fame is worse because its the same principle at a big boy level

I've done more drugs than you can count on your hand. Including LSD 3 times in my life, and shrooms once. Im well aware that they cause dilation of the pupils

hands* and Hell, your hands AND feet kek

Yeah ikr
I have a small group of 5 real friends, some are neets, some aren't…
I wouldn't trade them for a million popular cock-suckers, pretending to be my friends.

I don't even have that many friends now. I have one very close friend, but he works all the god damn time so its hard to hang out.

I have online friends, but what's the fun in that

Good dubs, but honestly it's shameful to be proud of doing drugs.


Agreed. False friends are shit.

It happens s you grow older.
Eventually you'll barely see eachother at all.

Luckily enough I have found reasonable contentment within myself. As well as I have a dog, so that's good enough for me. Also have grown a bit closer to the younger ones in my family.


Im not really proud of it per se. I find humor in it. The only thing I'm "proud" of in this sense is that I'm adventurous, but that's a bit of a stretch

Good.

Lately it feels like I have no one, i don't get to see my friends often at all. The breaks between seeing them is getting longer and longer.
Work friends are work friends I'd count three of them as good mates, the rest are backstabber cunts.

I only get to see my dogs on the weekends as I'm at a bording house in the week. Living with someone who I can't stand.
Fuck man I hate my life some days.

Though part of being a man is just trudging through this chore called life and getting to the end goal.

Well I'll let you in on something. No one will be there for you as much as yourself. Which is why being selfish is, contrary to popular belief, a good thing

Not cool bruh
As much as I enjoy social isolation, it's always good to hang out with your m8s from time to time

I know.
Doesn't stop it wearing me down.

Its not his fault for working. He has a great work ethic and having him go out of his way to hang out with me wouldn't be cool. I'd rather see him succeed than to recede because I'm bored.

That being said I'm sure he has off days, but its kinda my fault cause I catch him at inopportune times. Either I forget or something comes up. Cause his family treats him as a bitch boy to take the kids to and fro. Its really unfortunate circumstances.

If anything I need to find more friends. But social anxiety really loves to make that a chore…


I was depressed for a stupidly long time. Self harm, drug abuse/addiction, you fucking name it. But you will find your contentment within one day. I know being lonely is horrible, but sometimes isolation leads to discovery

I've had enough of being lonely madex, I've been lonely for 10 years and I'm tired of it.
It's why I learned to talk to anybody, so I can just talk to any old fucker so I'm not on my own constantly.
Just not currently an option, it'll pss with time, just a few more months.

That being said I feel content, but don't quite have the motivation. If I have the motivation, I can do pretty much anything. And I will push myself past my limits even if it means it detriments my well being. Just to strive for higher heights, and despite the shit that goes with it, I fight it the best I can with a smile on my face (no matter how fake it is) I tell everyone Im fine even when Im not.

I dont want to be an inconvenience to others. And when I am trying my hardest, yet its still not good enough, it really fucking hurts. Hence I quit my job recently. It gave me really shitty anxiety attacks.

And yes, I did try, I had insomnia so bad it rendered me unable to sleep even after closing. If I were lucky, I would get 3 hours at most and wake up once or twice. Then I would close again, putting up with a literal inability to function properly both physically and mentally. Not to mention I got a NASTY sickness one week, which was so bad I could hardly get out of bed each morning. And this coincided with the insomnia and anxiety. And what was it worth? Minimum wage and getting barked at by bitches…

Life is unfair, but because its unfair to everyone. This is what I LIKE to think. But seeing kids get their college paid for, car paid for, phone paid for, etc. Its quite an unlucky draw. But you gotta play with the cards you're dealt.

If anything, its made me quite a strong person in many ways to put up with this shit for so long. That's part of why I refuse to sui

reeeeeeeee

Agreed mate.
Very much agree, my mother took everything form me including my home. I wound up homeless due to her and have only recently gotten a stable home.
Took me a long long time to recover from that shit, fom 14 to 20 so years to gain a stable home from being homeless.
You learn, you become stronger and you adapt. Still it's a kick in the cunt watching arseholes who've never worked for anything or suffered get everything paid for them by mummy and daddy.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Very much agreed, but thinking about that only makes you mad. So I try not to. I am aware Im gifted with intelligence and moreover creative expression, but I can't apply it because I have no motivation its bullshit.

That's another thing I have to find within. But atm, I'm allowing myself to make a full recovery from addiction. I got a pretty bad craving earlier and I was going through all these ways of trying to justify doing it; But I reminded myself that its not worth it and all the shit that will happen if I do

If I go to work any time soon, I will likely relapse again. I got to a month of no use, quit my job, and started doing speed a lot again. So I don't want to repeat that process. I will give myself ample time to recover completely.

Besides, my ex-best friend was a major temptation for me to continue use. Just broke ties with him after SIX YEARS. And there's no goin back on that either. So if I do it again, that sacrifice will be in vain

Good, don't do drugs ya twat.
Also fucking hell mate please don't write that sentence again, fucking hell it's so fucking edgy.


Please, I get understand etc but jesus that sentence just has the same affect on me as when a weeb calls their parents oka san and whatever the other one was.
I get this urge to bully, it's like waving a rag in front of a bull.

I don't like being a cunt to people so please, don't be edgy, I'm trying to be nice.

kek

Such a cute animu grill but such a complete and utter cunt in the series.

Never watch/read the anime/manga
Only read the hentai parodies

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You're an idiot if you think that's edgy. Its called vocabulary. So no, I won't stoop to your level

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Yup she starts off nice and you think she's lovely but then she's 2nd worst girl.


It's really not vocabulary friendo, I'm not saying its unnecessarily verbose either.
I'm saying the way it was said was edgy, you're making yourself out to be a snowflake.
Please try to understand, I get that you're young but damn breh.

The lewd talking turns me on

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What a petulant child.

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Welp, I'm tired and it's late so I'm off to bed.
Night night.

g'night m8

He gets my goat once in a while. All the arrogance of youth.

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I figured I would start using a name itt since it seems like it isn't going anywhere and there's some good stuff.

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You like what you see boys?

cute dubs

youtube.com/watch?v=m4pXGTrmcfs&feature=youtu.be

My bigger files keep disappearing when I try to post them and they're not over the file limit.

That was neat. What's the song?

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that wasn't a sage

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I need to stop vanishing without a trace so much. I let my schedule control me too much, can't get any sleep anymore.

How is everyone? Assuming you're still here, that is.

I missed you by a few hours.
It's not good to not follow a routine, it gives you structure. However make sure to add variance between the days or they merge in to one.

hi

who are you

Don't say that to eggman senpai