He's had more girlfriends than you've had waifus

What's your excuse?

My life is only into season 3.

I love my waifu.

If a team of executives kept pouring money into my dried corpse too I'd be at the same level.

degenerate.

It's pretty much the same reason Homer is immortal.

Why would I want a gf?
I manage to be really happy without one.
From my experience, the same people who complain about not having a gf are also the ones who keep posting about how much do they want to kill themselves.

are you a mgtow by any chance?

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The tomboy next door spoiled me when I was five.

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Don't have a cow, man.

Nah, just a huge fedora.
I didn't even know such a group existed until now.
but wait
If I'm not going the most popular way, and I'm not going the mgtow way
Does this mean I'm, going my own way?
Bertrand Russel strikes again
who actually had 4 wives

He's a 21-year-old, 10 year old kid.

Oops, meant

I guess technically you could be a mgtow but not associate with the actual group. The actual group has some problems like they never actually dated and just bitch about women but there are some who are living their own life like Aaron Clarey.

Also are you doing alright?

normalization of pedophilia continues

What do you mean?

Context on that scene

That girl was one of the bully's girlfriend, Bart helped her somehow(it's been awhile since I saw that episode) and she rewarded him by showing him her breast. The rest of the episode is about Bart not knowing how to emotionally deal with seeing a breast.

I'm not 40 years old.

what the hell is there to deal with?

it's just a titty. Does Bart lose his fucking mind when some cows pass him by?

No need to project there, zoofag.

I don't know, man. The show really went down the toilet.

I mean are you doing okay in your life without a girlfriend.

In ever thought I see a "cashback" reference on the fucking Simpsons

My life has a more interesting plot than waifus being the ONLY PLOT.

My life is also most likely better written than Simpsons.

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The Simpsons is a satire about American life. Unreasonable shame about nudity is a big part of it.

Yeah I don't understand either. There are seriously shows about showing tits, in a world where I get tits presented in some way 24/7.

I've had a girlfriend
would not do it again
at least not with that chich

I don't have one.