/sueg/ - Steven Universe Ephemeral General

Technically a new episode just aired edition.
aka
Confederate Amethyst edition.

The Steven-nuke is over. We are 1/3 episodes into the nuclear fallout, before the atomic winter hits us with a year long hiatus.

This week we're reading:
Buddy's book.
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i declare this first post a shitpost

I think it's safe to say that we're overdue for a serious few episodes that reveal more about Rose. Namely, how she came about creating Steven.
We had an episode of her being extremely interested in a human baby, as well as an episode that revealed that she had a pack of regular lions before she had Lion. It's obvious that she was enthralled by life on Earth, but I'm curious as to how far she went.
Lion might have been a prototype Steven? Perhaps she tried putting life into a mother lion's womb, and that's what happened with Lion, and later on Rose simply decided she wanted to experience motherhood for herself?

I also think we're getting too far into Rose and her character for nothing to happen with her. It's only a matter of time before the plot allows Steven and Rose to meet somehow. Maybe by reverting back to gem form.

Lets review.

If you have no originality it's fine, so long as you rehash REALLY HARD.

This goes double for race lifting. A boring white man is worth jack shit compared to a crying arab.

and so the hiatus season already begins on /sueg/.

Rose is also established as having the power to turn plants into soldiers, which Steven has enough to do by accident. And they may well be hinting that her powers weren't limited to plants, though she may have given that impression to the Crystal Gems. Power over organic life would both be fitting for her, explain a lot (like Steven's existence) and opens up some interesting and terrifying possibilities.


I think Rose just thought a human's impression of Gem stuff was hilarious.

Oh joy more filler!

It's almost like revealing the fact that Rose shattered Pink Diamond meant nothing at all!

What happened to Jasper was a crime.

don't worry, they won't just forget about her
:^)

Don't remind me user……

New SU gerneral, you say?

Bump for Confederate blood.

Lion is a pink-diamond lion hybrid, like how steven is a human rose quarts hybrid

But is it good filler. That is the question?

Why live?

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Rapist porn.

delete this

That's not even remotely close to a Confederate uniform, it's supposed to be a naval uniform

where's the season 3 torrent at nerds

i was gonna post it for you, but
fucking bully

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>Not just fucking Pearl

I figured, though not sure if that's meant to mean anything; Confederate would be fitting given she's a rebel.

thanks lad


well i mean i wouldn't call you a nerd unless you were a nerd

user's right.
You are a huge nerd, user, and it seems you're quite a shut-in too.

that was a really bad episode

that's not how you spell "fun and informative"

she fucking experimented on animals and her enemies D:

Bump.

Finally got banned from /sugen/ today.
Took you long enough, faggots.

Can I ask why the porn of this show is so good?

lots of girls to draw porn of
tumblr actually has some talented drawpeople, because artists tend to be unbearable faggots

All the porn artists who did Adventure Time commissions realized Steven Universe is the next show tumblr homed in on. Now they've switched to where the money moved to.

Can you dump some more

Yes please.

That and it's probably a lot more fun to draw since you don't have to make up 90% of the details.

Nice!

Because the characters are sexy.

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Patrician's taste user.

200% patrician

why live

The closest thing to enjoyment I've taken from this show in the last dozen episodes is Pearl getting constantly BTFO on her assumption that she was ever Rose's main bitch/confident. Episode wherein Pearl attempts suicide after being forced to admit that she doesn't know shit about Rose and was never trusted by her with meaningful information when?

Well, to be honest, the newest episodes lessened the impression that Rose was "actively" keeping secrets from the rest of the gems, to me at least.
I mean, we now know that it's not the case where she's been hiding Lion under a bed on daily basis, but rather that there was an entire period during which Rose was away from the other CGs, doing something in the desert. It's probably those things she did there that must have been kept completely secret from the rest.

You'll like this user

Amethyst is just shit.

I'm out of touch with this show, what episode is that?

First pic is, well, Rose's Scabbard from S1.
The latter is the newest episode, Buddy's Book.

It's 'confidante'.

Pearl, being literally made to be a handmaiden, naturally invested her entire self-worth into serving a powerful person who she idolized and loved. She didn't assume Pinkfat felt the same way, she just projected so hard she convinced herself.

That happy delusion was already shattered by Greg's meaty murdercock though, the fact that Rose didn't tell Pearl things is just icing on the cake and a reminder of how wrong she was.

Suicide never, she'll just keep raising their son like a giant cuck.

reminder that men appeared in rose's life "now and again".
Greg was not the first meatbag to cuck Pearl.

I don't get the feeling Pearl is some lesbo, I just think she idolized Rose so much and feels meaningless without her.

Got anymore?

Greg: Look, If I were you I'd hate me too.
Pearl: I don't hate you.
Greg: But, I knew how you felt about Rose and I stayed anyway.
Pearl: That wasn't the problem.
Greg: Then what was?
Pearl: She fell in love with -you-.

It was unrequited lesbo love, user.

Just let me have my headcannon user, this show is Tumblr enough already!

Besides, I thought they were asexual gems?

Besides, it could have been platonic love Pearl felt, not romantic love.

If it was platonic, why would her ass be so jealous of Greg?

Because Pearl is a crazy bitch who thought she was everything because Rose made her feel that way, and Greg stole the spotlight.

Pearl can't do anything right.

That's why she's the best character. Her existence is a farcical tragedy.

What did they ban you for?

I've changed my mind. Bob is the best gem.

If that was one of you, 0/10, no effort

should be rose with bismuth

fucking christ

talking about lolis.

No, they're attendees, and not in the Tumblr sex vs gender definition on that word. They're literally supposed to be genderless/sexless (since the two are interchangeable as it's defined by genes and not your personal brand of special snowflake-ness) rather than aesexual which implies the have no sexuality, romantic inclination, or potential to develop such things.

For example: a person whom has lost or was born without their genitals can still be attracted to someone sexually., Whether it be homosexual or heterosexual as defined by their genes.

The whole gender argument starts to get very tumblr-y when it comes to gems because they are incorrectly labelled as attendees, but the truth is, despite what the creators have said, they are not aegendered, theyre mono gendered. And by definition that gender need not necessarily be female as they are, as far as we know, a homogeneous society and always have been. So while they might fall out the bounds of the two human genders they cannot fall out of the purview of the singular gem gender. HOWEVER as we have not heard tell of what that gender is or may be we can only postulate. Even though they by definition need not be restrained by a male/female binary they have never given any indication otherwise. And since they must logically follow a singular unary which has shown to fall within the human binary we must conclude that they are all females and thus are all lesbians so long as they stay within their own system.

Boom, science. Objective evidence has just proven they not aegendered at all, they're a culture entirely made of lesbians.

Aegendered, not attendees. Fuckin auto correct

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Greg and Rose defeat this notion6

*Notion

If you were literate you would have seen where I address this outlier, I say that those who stay within the state are lesbians by nature, and the obligate lessbianism is a minor part of the argument. The main point was that they are not aegendered

Post more dorito.

Peridot uses lasers primarily rather than melee weapons, funnily enough.

Though Gems don't seem to have the idea of hand-held guns, they're always mounted or turrets.

Posting Pearl Porn.

I think it's just best to say that you can't really apply human concepts of romance, sex and gender 1:1 to genderless aliens who reproduce artificially.

Although Rose Quartz was capable of altering her body to fully simulate a female human to the point of bearing children (and I think it's been implied she could bear a child without ending her life in the process, albiet said child would basically be a clone of the father due to her lacking genes to pass on) and so I think in such a state would qualify as female for all intents and purposes.

Not the Pearl I wanna see porn of.

which one do you want to see porn of, user?

i do not like this show

No one likes this show anymore Shinji-kun. With the Death of Steven Universe dies the last hope for western animation. And it was killed by the Jews. Never forget that it was killed by the Jews.

I read that in her voice, and it was amazing.


I'd like to see Regular Pearl nudeposing with a sword or two. She's pretty /k/ actually, with that collection

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Rose's collection is even more /k/ than Pearl.

And now suddenly I wonder exactly why Pearl was so into her.

reminder that Greg is super hot

Does this guy have a blog?
i haven't looked yet and I plan to later but hey doesn't hurt to ask.,

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NEXT EPISODE CONFIRMED FOR BEING ABOUT CONNIE HAVING A PERIOD

By that explanation and the fact that we see Stevonie, you mean we're gonna see Steven going through it with Connie?

Because in a show about space rocks waging war against other space rocks, we obviously need to learn about menstrutations.
:^)

That sounds like a deviantart-tier fetish, jesus.

Oh great, a Very Special Episode about fucking periods.

My bet is Connie acts pained all episode, it gets in the way of Stevonnie fighting properly, they fuck up until they fall apart and she breaks down in a super emotional crying-for-no-reason moment.

Steven learns the important moral lesson that girls bleed from the cooch monthly. Kids everywhere get a head start on their Sex Ed classes and/or a new fetish.

Hey wait… what effect would Steven's healing power have on a menstruating woman?

Everything in the show is pulled out from DA

oh great, another terrible connie episode, WHY IS THIS FUCKING CUNT GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION.
why can't we get a fun episode? like an episode where steven fuses with his dad and they become a rock god, or pearl becomes a jealous bitch towards amethyst.

None?
A woman menstruating it's basically her body saying "Okay we didn't use this egg, throw 'em out guys".
The only "cure" would be getting pregnant.

well, depending on the extent of Steven's powers, it could do nothing, OR it could cause the uterus lining to be rejuvenated, delaying the period and possibly causing a cancerous growth to form inside her womb.

Well.. That's certainly something that a lot of cartoons never touch on, but it's incredibly odd for a show like this.

Also.. that's a really fucking stupid way to show that Connie is on her period. She acts all bitchy and stand-offish and we're supposed to see that as some kind of puberty thing?

True
For Steven Universe?
Nah, that was to be expected.

I think it's odd because they are so heavily invested in the emotional issues characters face, rather than any kind of physical issues.

Then again, they had that one episode where Steven had an existential crisis and almost aged himself to death, so I guess if they can get away with tackling mortality, they can talk about bleeding vagoos.

PMS is a favorite of social justice women. "A time when I get to act like the bitch I wanna be and I can blame it all on my body"


After being told that MAYBE he was a little too old to indulge in baby entertainment. Man the writing on this show is a SJWs wonderland. "You see dad, you gotta indulge my childlike ways or I will WILL MYSELF TOO DEATH".

Its like Babycakes without any semblance of self-awareness.

Now I want to see Steven Universe where Steven is replaced by Babycakes.

absolute worst gem

I don't think so.

These leaked screenshots suggest that we're going to get ANOTHER FUCKING FUSION EPISODE about Garnet showing Stevonnie the mind of a "healthy" fusion.

Yeah, nah. I fucking hate hate they adapted fusion to be LEsbo SExcapades

Garnet is healthy. Ruby and Sapphire are not.

That's probably the worst thing about this show; Tumblr and associates tout this shit parade as some revolutionary example of "representation" but a second-long examination of the characters reveals every one of them to be banal, hackneyed, even regressive.

Pearl is a gender bent Nice Guy.
Ameythest is a gross slob.
Garnet is self-obsessed.
Ruby and Sapphire are ludicrously codependent.
Greg is a washed-up hippie
Steven is a lazy brat.

None of these characters ever overcome their flaws in a meaningful way. None of them ever stand strong against adversity.

The dynamics and message are all completely at odds too. Garnet is supposed to be the "perfect relationship" but Ruby and Sapphire are literal addicts that need to have their way. The Kevin episodes moralize about how guys who push themselves on women are scum, yet no one has ever said a word about Pearl overtly feeling entitled to a relationship with Rose. Steven is supposed to be some "new hope", but never does anything proactive.

This show is just eleven minutes of "lesbians are perfect magical celestial unicorns uwu" repeated ad nauseum in each time slot it infects. That's all it has and it gets worse all the time, and sooner or later, Sucrose is gonna push the queer shit too far and get her prolapsed cunt pushed in by the execs.

No mental cases do not equal a stable file when mixed. Garnet does have a bit of a complex about her identity hinted in "Friend Ship", she's obsessed with fusion as a concept, and is probably the least empathetic of all the gems.

Also, they have to at some point address Ruby and Sapphire's maladjustment. I mean they already showed their hand in "Hit the Diamond" when they showed they can't function a moment apart even when the fate of their family is on the line, the crew can't be putting the genie back in the bottle and pretending this behaviour isn't ridiculously unhealthy.

If this happened the show would be like ten times better

but instead we'll keep getting
STRONG LITTLE COLORED GIRL
episodes instead of
MAIN CHARACTERS DOING COOL SHIT
episodes

SMBC is doing pictures about you

He's the only competent and down-to-earth role model on the show.

Earth has many strange wonders.
Don't use a white background.

ever gave a thought to killing self?

wadda think boys

Embrace the curtain user.

Pick one

reminder that greg is still super hot

He's a fat little nuMale that let a trio of bitter lesbians bully him out of his house and away from his son and believes "there's no such thing as a good war".

Okay guys, there is no fucking way in hell I'm re-typing all of this, or re-formatting it to look right on an imageboard.
Witness my autism in full tumblr post glory.
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Who fucking cares?

Okay, you go out and die for me. Don't worry, it's for a good war.

Then fucking stay there.

Sure thing Eurocuck, you just stay home with your ass in the air waiting for the Muslims to come shove goat dicks and bombs up it. Remember goys, peace is the only solution!

Really nooo. Its the guy who lives in his FUCKING CAR instead of with his wifes son.

He gets worse the more we know about him.

How is any of this bad?

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He begins life as a careerless drifter.
After losing his job he spends all his time obsessing over a girl off at the same time having no job mooching off his friends and eating out of the garbage.
Then he spent 30 years working at a car wash.whilst working at the car wash he has no house other than his van.fans are not cool living in a van it's not cool it's really hot it's really cold, and if you want to go take a piss during winter you got a run to your place.
His son grows up just as immature as he is. To the point that he even suffers from magical arrested development.
During this time the gems belittle him take away his son (try to kidnap him at one point in time) and he just supposed to take it. They also constantly wreck his stuff.

After becoming a millionaire for stupid reasons his stuff continues to be broken and he continues to live in a van showing that the looser isn't caused by circumstance but from within

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>Steven has mental problems because he let Jasper, Bismuth, and the Ruby get fucked up
Goddammit, I really hope this is something that doesn't just last this one episode.

No, no. That will last one episode. Connie's issue for beating up a kid accidentally will last much more.

The only reason why Connie exists is so Steven can be in fights without having to directly land a hit himself, by forming Stevonnie with Connie. Now that it's confirmed that Steven can fuse with gemsPlease don't form Smoky Quartz again, Connie has even less reason to exist, since any Gem can develop any amount of fighting skill with a sword(Pearl already has), while also having natural Gem powers. Tumblr would unlease Triggeredgeddon if they ever saw Steven throwing a hit for any reason other than accidental survival instinct and reflex.

Her character would be more tolerable if there was an aspect of the world about her that was present. Perhaps there's more than just Beach City who knows about the Gems, and some people actually learned enough to incorporate them into human society, or reverse engineer the technology the Crystal and Homeworld Gems to a degree where they can make defenses, machines, or even their own Gems.

The show really could use some sort of human antagonism with a decent scope. Either a government who is willing to tolerate the Crystal Gems so long as they don't cause too much collateral damage, some hunting guild dedicated to poaching corrupted Gems, some sort of Xcom-like paramilitary who wants to fight Homeworld in their own style, and see the Crystal Gems as nothing more than observable guinea pigs or practice for the real deal. This would also give the creators of a show an excuse to showing humans with weapons that aren't IRL guns(because that's "too scary" for kids).


Doc is the only character who Steven shouldn't work himself over about, since she went off the deep end. Jasper was fueled by revenge, but she broke down over time because she was aware of the show's flaws, just like us. Bismuth had a point about eventually having to shatter at least the elite Gems, it's just that the Breaking Point was a shitty weapon considering its difficulty of use, even compared to poofing a Gem then taking the time to shatter her stone.

Or basically have the stand in to what we thought Peridot would've turned into during that forced fusion experiment episode.

I can understand him being upset over Jasper, considering he tried to talk her into joining him like he has for every other gem and it didn't work for once, but Bismuth despite being right was going to kill him and so was Doc.
I hope this leads to him realizing he can't help everyone, but it probably won't.

she didn't deserve this

I noticed the animation in this episode actually put some effort in being consistant.

Would you press it /sueg/?

Any answer besides yes is incorrect

Jesus, I thought they hired Garnet's VA even though she can't emote for shit because she could sing well.

But she butchered that song. Her voice was straining so badly on the high notes it's embarassing. It's flat, dull and sounds like some teenage girl's demo tape. Why would they write a song that pushes her range too far? Why would she agree to sing it? Was this a cheapo episode or something and they just didn't care?

And while we're on the topic of shitty music, how about that fucking lazy, unfitting chiptune while Steven and Connie are falling?

Anyway, boring ep. Interesting to see them confirm that Sapphire has way, way more mental baggage than Ruby.

yes, i'd rather deal with the fat yo-yo bitch then the curry weeb self insert of the carrot fucker. connie is only good for brown loli porn

"What are your qualifications?"

"Well, I have Garageband and this 8-bit music plugin. I'm also gay"

"Congratulations, you're on the team"

She's not even good for that, her design is appalling and they have to change it so much to make it attractive that it might as well be an OC

Connie or smokie quarts?
The answer is both

Monkeys paw. With smokey quarts rising in prominence, steven doesnt have grow up AND we have to deal with shitty puns.

I thought they hired Estelle because her monotone voice represents how she needs to control her two halves

What genre exactly is the soundtrack trying to be? Tumblr music is too easy an answer, and it sounds like Sucrose has a boner for both chiptunes and piano, and it comes off as more boring than even Oblivion's ambient soundtrack.


Don't forget self-depreciation.


It's because the creators think that every voice actor has to be a thespian, singer, and/or Asian. Having Nicki Minaj voice Sugilite is one of the most arbitrary and impractical things ever. I mean, what's she gonna do, make twerking noises over a microphone?

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For some reason that image reminds me of Josh holding a Gamesphere.

One half of Stevonnie is a short fat boy, and you can see said short fat boy's features in Stevonnie. Also I don't know how anyone can find any of the characters hot. Maybe cute in the case of Lapis or Pearl(besides the nose), but I like wide hips and a large bust, but my boner pretty much ignores Garnet entirely.

Don't forget…

I'd sooner make Steven fucking GAY than put him with Connie.

nail on the head, as much as i love sugilite's appearance and attitude, nicki is a shit VA and they were better off hiring a professional one

Minaj is such a self-righteous faggette that she probably cost more to hire than a real VA anyway.

THIS WEEK, ON STEVEN UNIVERSE
Connie: I have issue
Garnet: You see, IT'S ALL ABOUT FUSIEN
Everybody watching: It has nothing to do with fuson, fuck you Garnet
Garnet: IT'S ALL ABOUT FUSIEN

tfw a Garnet song starts up

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I would call it 'dollar-store Nujabes' with a pinch of 'quirky hipster girl's Youtube channel'.

The first is the product of this composer duo they have who only ever made music for indie games before (literally all they ever make is piano, beats and chiptune) and the latter is pure Sugar.

It's just Adventure Time all over again.

Trips for truth.


If they redesigned Smoky to not look like a fat tumblr bitch, then yes.

Garnet/Stevonnie's song reminds me of Natasha Bedingfield. I like to call it "tweencore."

But is accurate. They really do rely on pianos and electronic shit. Do they have anything else in the program they use?

The lazy chiptunes these indie devs use for video games are part of the reason why video games don't have much memorable music like in the older years.

My question is:
What would the gems have fucking done if Steven and Connie did not fuse mid flight?
They were going to fucking die, and there was no attempt made to save them.

They are useless in every way.

It's so peculiar how Connie feels like a self insert mary sue for fiction she was made for.

Oh me.

It's the raw ungodly self centeredness of it.

Connie broke a fucking kids arm. But instead of the episode being about apologizing it's about not being sad that you hurt other people. She said sorry, but a fucking day later and I still have no idea how she extrapolated the idea to apologize from a song about how you need to basically focus on yourself feeling good no matter what happens.

Like holy shit lets just reiterate. A kid got his arm broken. Not a shitlord who was wrongthinking, or a designated enemy, but a random ass kid who bumped into Connie. But the moral is that that was a terribly traumatic experience for HER and that it all goes away as soon as she stops feeling bad about it because everyone will forgive her.

I've always been of the opinion that you can tell a lot about a production teams mindset not by the grand gestures they make, but by the shit they just let slip almost unconsciously on the sidelines. This is basically that. The episode was written with the assumption that your life is more important than everyone else's and fixing problems you cause is secondary to crying over your feelings and being dramatic.

…wait, he did, they state it?
I thought she just bodyslammed him.

Well. This episode was fucking awful.

I almost would have preferred an episode about Connie on her period and the gems having to deal with human biology, which they know nothing about, despite their maternal roles in Steven's life.

Connie being a moody retard because she accidental threw some kid around (and broke his arm, I guess?) doesn't make for a good central conflict… But Steven having left over issues because he never gets to talk about the shit he goes through makes a lot of sense. That should have been the bulk of the episode.

Also, the butterfly metaphor was dumb as shit.

He had a cast in the picture.

You see the cast.

And she was LUCKY. A Bodyslam of a 10 year old on a hard tile floor? That might have given him a CONCUSSION of this wasn't a godless hipster wunderland.

Also THEN the bodyslammed kid will then say how cool you are and ask for lessons. Because fuck.

We should have had, at the very least, get to see the trouble Connie is in in school/with her parents. Instead, we got a shitty song from garnet.

In the real world(or a better show) Connie would have gotten no end of shit for it. She'd have been at least suspended for like a week and given how Connie's parents are meant to be super defensive there's no fucking way they'd let her keep training if it means her regular life turns into THIS.

But because this is an eleven minute cartoon obviously this goes away at the end. Which would be a hundred percent ok if the show didn't masturbate all the time over how much better it is than every other cartoon because they have a plot and continuity that they ignore and have shit happen offscreen if inconvenient all the time.

exactly this.
This entire episode should not have happened at all.

Anyway, I still have faint hope that if they invented a new character, with a face and a name and all, for this scenario, maybe it will be brought up later on.

Exactly. This show can't go two episodes without sucking its own dick about how deep its characters are, or how complex its plots are, or how "Unlike a Cartoon" it is.

Steven could've saved himself either way (via bubbling or floating), and they probably realized Connie's a worthless bitch, so it would've worked out either way.

It would've been better if Connie had died though

How exactly does it act self wanking?

Well, technically the show isn't , but the crew sure is.
They just recently went on a big online wank talking about how Jasper's entire character is built on self-loathing and proving her worth, and that's so much deeeper than anything alse.

Have you seriously never noticed how Steven is constantly watching cartoons and every time something happens they talk about how cartoons are stupid and unrealistic and BOY they're sure glad they're better than that?

The show wanks itself CONSTANTLY. It literally does not stop. As soon as some big event happens they need someone to face the camera and talk about how DRAMATIC and COOL this is and how other cartoons suck by comparison.

I find your interpretation lacking.


No, her bad feelings didn't just disappear, she learned to accept them rather than trying to avoid them, and with her clear mind she tried to make amends for her actions. The lesson of the episode was about coming to terms with things and learning to move past them rather than letting them cloud your mind. It's only self centered in the sense that it was teaching self control.


Of course she would apologize the next day, did you expect her to know his number, or where he lived, the hospital he went to? That is absolutely not an outrageous outcome, fuck off.

And what if she apologized and he chose not to forgive her, what else could she do but move on? Sometimes you'll make mistakes and you wont be forgiven, or you wont have the chance to be forgiven, and you'll just have to forgive yourself.


I'm all for being critical of the show but some of you have developed such a disgusting negative bias.

No, that's actually bullshit. Every time they watch cartoons, they use it as a self-parody. Steven's favorite cartoon is literally "crying breakfast friends".

Her mother literally works at the ONLY hospital in town.

It's unlikely she would have even known he was at the hospital, or that by the time she got there in the evening that he'd still be around. My point still stands that apologizing the next day isn't outrageous.

"Man Back in my days cartoons where about having fun!" or some shit like that that greg says.

Like how the show is about some kind of deep emotion that breaks away from the quaint simple cartoons of the past.

Alright quick question: Can we be in general agreement that SU is a massive cancer, of horrible characters and terrible plot only sustained by the animation drought at the moment?

Like the problems with this show are so deep that its fractal. Before I can even talk about the emotional banality and immaturity, I have to mention the retarded way the world works and that leads to even more stupid and so on.

You're missing the point; Connie broke the kid's arm, for no reason, and is facing no repercussions and both she and the show itself are treating the incident as if it solely negatively impacts her only. The self-obsession and disconnect is appalling, not to mention ludicrously hypocritical for a show that sells itself as this epic Myth Arc grounded in real life themes.

Anything bad that happens is a soap box for the main characters to wangst, and none of them ever become more self-aware or mature people, how can you not have a problem with that?

Usually the target demo doesn't because they are wangsty manchildren that never become self aware or mature as people, that see as everything about themselves.

This.
The message of the episode is swell and dandy, but the setup makes no sense. Had they at least toned down the damage on the kid, then it's fine.

It's not even the damage as somuch as the neverending MEEEE ness of it all. Its always about YOU. And your feelings. ALWAYS. FOREVER.