I think it's safe to say that we're overdue for a serious few episodes that reveal more about Rose. Namely, how she came about creating Steven. We had an episode of her being extremely interested in a human baby, as well as an episode that revealed that she had a pack of regular lions before she had Lion. It's obvious that she was enthralled by life on Earth, but I'm curious as to how far she went. Lion might have been a prototype Steven? Perhaps she tried putting life into a mother lion's womb, and that's what happened with Lion, and later on Rose simply decided she wanted to experience motherhood for herself?
I also think we're getting too far into Rose and her character for nothing to happen with her. It's only a matter of time before the plot allows Steven and Rose to meet somehow. Maybe by reverting back to gem form.
Dominic Nelson
Lets review.
If you have no originality it's fine, so long as you rehash REALLY HARD.
This goes double for race lifting. A boring white man is worth jack shit compared to a crying arab.
Joshua Martin
and so the hiatus season already begins on /sueg/.
David Collins
Rose is also established as having the power to turn plants into soldiers, which Steven has enough to do by accident. And they may well be hinting that her powers weren't limited to plants, though she may have given that impression to the Crystal Gems. Power over organic life would both be fitting for her, explain a lot (like Steven's existence) and opens up some interesting and terrifying possibilities.
I think Rose just thought a human's impression of Gem stuff was hilarious.
Mason Taylor
Oh joy more filler!
It's almost like revealing the fact that Rose shattered Pink Diamond meant nothing at all!
Landon Long
What happened to Jasper was a crime.
Wyatt Rivera
don't worry, they won't just forget about her :^)
Isaiah James
Don't remind me user……
Gavin King
New SU gerneral, you say?
Jordan Miller
Bump for Confederate blood.
Sebastian Ramirez
Lion is a pink-diamond lion hybrid, like how steven is a human rose quarts hybrid
Camden Martin
But is it good filler. That is the question?
Jordan Bell
Why live?
Josiah Barnes
...
Robert Gonzalez
Rapist porn.
Cameron Long
delete this
Xavier Bell
That's not even remotely close to a Confederate uniform, it's supposed to be a naval uniform
Xavier King
where's the season 3 torrent at nerds
Henry Morris
i was gonna post it for you, but fucking bully
Kayden Evans
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Christopher Rivera
>Not just fucking Pearl
Jeremiah Miller
I figured, though not sure if that's meant to mean anything; Confederate would be fitting given she's a rebel.
Nolan Ross
thanks lad
well i mean i wouldn't call you a nerd unless you were a nerd
Jackson Watson
user's right. You are a huge nerd, user, and it seems you're quite a shut-in too.
Isaac Baker
that was a really bad episode
Ryder Roberts
that's not how you spell "fun and informative"
William Russell
she fucking experimented on animals and her enemies D:
Carter Bell
Bump.
Easton Wood
Finally got banned from /sugen/ today. Took you long enough, faggots.
Tyler Sanders
Can I ask why the porn of this show is so good?
John Cook
lots of girls to draw porn of tumblr actually has some talented drawpeople, because artists tend to be unbearable faggots
Adam Watson
All the porn artists who did Adventure Time commissions realized Steven Universe is the next show tumblr homed in on. Now they've switched to where the money moved to.
Justin Brooks
Can you dump some more
Sebastian King
Yes please.
Xavier Cooper
That and it's probably a lot more fun to draw since you don't have to make up 90% of the details.
Charles Walker
Nice!
Jonathan Myers
Because the characters are sexy.
Dominic Nguyen
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Jack Barnes
Patrician's taste user.
Christian Smith
200% patrician
Sebastian Ward
why live
Brandon Lee
The closest thing to enjoyment I've taken from this show in the last dozen episodes is Pearl getting constantly BTFO on her assumption that she was ever Rose's main bitch/confident. Episode wherein Pearl attempts suicide after being forced to admit that she doesn't know shit about Rose and was never trusted by her with meaningful information when?
Michael Bailey
Well, to be honest, the newest episodes lessened the impression that Rose was "actively" keeping secrets from the rest of the gems, to me at least. I mean, we now know that it's not the case where she's been hiding Lion under a bed on daily basis, but rather that there was an entire period during which Rose was away from the other CGs, doing something in the desert. It's probably those things she did there that must have been kept completely secret from the rest.
Ayden Edwards
You'll like this user
Isaiah Roberts
Amethyst is just shit.
Cameron Long
I'm out of touch with this show, what episode is that?
Gabriel Nguyen
First pic is, well, Rose's Scabbard from S1. The latter is the newest episode, Buddy's Book.
Camden Gray
It's 'confidante'.
Pearl, being literally made to be a handmaiden, naturally invested her entire self-worth into serving a powerful person who she idolized and loved. She didn't assume Pinkfat felt the same way, she just projected so hard she convinced herself.
That happy delusion was already shattered by Greg's meaty murdercock though, the fact that Rose didn't tell Pearl things is just icing on the cake and a reminder of how wrong she was.
Suicide never, she'll just keep raising their son like a giant cuck.
Xavier King
reminder that men appeared in rose's life "now and again". Greg was not the first meatbag to cuck Pearl.
Juan King
I don't get the feeling Pearl is some lesbo, I just think she idolized Rose so much and feels meaningless without her.
Ryan White
Got anymore?
Elijah Roberts
Greg: Look, If I were you I'd hate me too. Pearl: I don't hate you. Greg: But, I knew how you felt about Rose and I stayed anyway. Pearl: That wasn't the problem. Greg: Then what was? Pearl: She fell in love with -you-.
It was unrequited lesbo love, user.
Brandon Scott
Just let me have my headcannon user, this show is Tumblr enough already!
Besides, I thought they were asexual gems?
Parker Morris
Besides, it could have been platonic love Pearl felt, not romantic love.
Hudson Campbell
If it was platonic, why would her ass be so jealous of Greg?
Hudson Watson
Because Pearl is a crazy bitch who thought she was everything because Rose made her feel that way, and Greg stole the spotlight.
Xavier Cruz
Pearl can't do anything right.
That's why she's the best character. Her existence is a farcical tragedy.
Landon Thompson
What did they ban you for?
Grayson Collins
I've changed my mind. Bob is the best gem.
Cooper Butler
If that was one of you, 0/10, no effort
Adrian Garcia
should be rose with bismuth
Ryan Cox
fucking christ
Jose Torres
talking about lolis.
Isaiah Hall
No, they're attendees, and not in the Tumblr sex vs gender definition on that word. They're literally supposed to be genderless/sexless (since the two are interchangeable as it's defined by genes and not your personal brand of special snowflake-ness) rather than aesexual which implies the have no sexuality, romantic inclination, or potential to develop such things.
For example: a person whom has lost or was born without their genitals can still be attracted to someone sexually., Whether it be homosexual or heterosexual as defined by their genes.
The whole gender argument starts to get very tumblr-y when it comes to gems because they are incorrectly labelled as attendees, but the truth is, despite what the creators have said, they are not aegendered, theyre mono gendered. And by definition that gender need not necessarily be female as they are, as far as we know, a homogeneous society and always have been. So while they might fall out the bounds of the two human genders they cannot fall out of the purview of the singular gem gender. HOWEVER as we have not heard tell of what that gender is or may be we can only postulate. Even though they by definition need not be restrained by a male/female binary they have never given any indication otherwise. And since they must logically follow a singular unary which has shown to fall within the human binary we must conclude that they are all females and thus are all lesbians so long as they stay within their own system.
Boom, science. Objective evidence has just proven they not aegendered at all, they're a culture entirely made of lesbians.
Isaac Young
Aegendered, not attendees. Fuckin auto correct
Parker Diaz
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Mason Butler
Greg and Rose defeat this notion6
Asher Torres
*Notion
Noah Davis
If you were literate you would have seen where I address this outlier, I say that those who stay within the state are lesbians by nature, and the obligate lessbianism is a minor part of the argument. The main point was that they are not aegendered
Nicholas Lewis
Post more dorito.
Henry Cox
Peridot uses lasers primarily rather than melee weapons, funnily enough.
Though Gems don't seem to have the idea of hand-held guns, they're always mounted or turrets.
Caleb Lopez
Posting Pearl Porn.
Cameron Richardson
I think it's just best to say that you can't really apply human concepts of romance, sex and gender 1:1 to genderless aliens who reproduce artificially.
Although Rose Quartz was capable of altering her body to fully simulate a female human to the point of bearing children (and I think it's been implied she could bear a child without ending her life in the process, albiet said child would basically be a clone of the father due to her lacking genes to pass on) and so I think in such a state would qualify as female for all intents and purposes.
Kevin Martinez
Not the Pearl I wanna see porn of.
Christopher Murphy
which one do you want to see porn of, user?
Jackson Kelly
i do not like this show
Alexander Johnson
No one likes this show anymore Shinji-kun. With the Death of Steven Universe dies the last hope for western animation. And it was killed by the Jews. Never forget that it was killed by the Jews.
Jason Ortiz
I read that in her voice, and it was amazing.
I'd like to see Regular Pearl nudeposing with a sword or two. She's pretty /k/ actually, with that collection
Levi Rogers
...
Wyatt Ramirez
...
Oliver Walker
Rose's collection is even more /k/ than Pearl.
And now suddenly I wonder exactly why Pearl was so into her.
Isaac Smith
reminder that Greg is super hot
Sebastian Diaz
Does this guy have a blog? i haven't looked yet and I plan to later but hey doesn't hurt to ask.,
By that explanation and the fact that we see Stevonie, you mean we're gonna see Steven going through it with Connie?
Joseph James
Because in a show about space rocks waging war against other space rocks, we obviously need to learn about menstrutations. :^)
That sounds like a deviantart-tier fetish, jesus.
Blake Bell
Oh great, a Very Special Episode about fucking periods.
My bet is Connie acts pained all episode, it gets in the way of Stevonnie fighting properly, they fuck up until they fall apart and she breaks down in a super emotional crying-for-no-reason moment.
Steven learns the important moral lesson that girls bleed from the cooch monthly. Kids everywhere get a head start on their Sex Ed classes and/or a new fetish.
Hey wait… what effect would Steven's healing power have on a menstruating woman?
Luis Harris
Everything in the show is pulled out from DA
Owen Jenkins
oh great, another terrible connie episode, WHY IS THIS FUCKING CUNT GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION. why can't we get a fun episode? like an episode where steven fuses with his dad and they become a rock god, or pearl becomes a jealous bitch towards amethyst.
Jacob Clark
None? A woman menstruating it's basically her body saying "Okay we didn't use this egg, throw 'em out guys". The only "cure" would be getting pregnant.
Tyler Nguyen
well, depending on the extent of Steven's powers, it could do nothing, OR it could cause the uterus lining to be rejuvenated, delaying the period and possibly causing a cancerous growth to form inside her womb.
Nathan Garcia
Well.. That's certainly something that a lot of cartoons never touch on, but it's incredibly odd for a show like this.
Also.. that's a really fucking stupid way to show that Connie is on her period. She acts all bitchy and stand-offish and we're supposed to see that as some kind of puberty thing?
Ryder Green
True For Steven Universe? Nah, that was to be expected.
Josiah Watson
I think it's odd because they are so heavily invested in the emotional issues characters face, rather than any kind of physical issues.
Then again, they had that one episode where Steven had an existential crisis and almost aged himself to death, so I guess if they can get away with tackling mortality, they can talk about bleeding vagoos.
Matthew Ortiz
PMS is a favorite of social justice women. "A time when I get to act like the bitch I wanna be and I can blame it all on my body"
After being told that MAYBE he was a little too old to indulge in baby entertainment. Man the writing on this show is a SJWs wonderland. "You see dad, you gotta indulge my childlike ways or I will WILL MYSELF TOO DEATH".
Its like Babycakes without any semblance of self-awareness.
Nathaniel Turner
Now I want to see Steven Universe where Steven is replaced by Babycakes.
Lucas Ward
absolute worst gem
Anthony Cook
I don't think so.
These leaked screenshots suggest that we're going to get ANOTHER FUCKING FUSION EPISODE about Garnet showing Stevonnie the mind of a "healthy" fusion.
Ayden Murphy
Yeah, nah. I fucking hate hate they adapted fusion to be LEsbo SExcapades
Leo Parker
Garnet is healthy. Ruby and Sapphire are not.
Mason Russell
That's probably the worst thing about this show; Tumblr and associates tout this shit parade as some revolutionary example of "representation" but a second-long examination of the characters reveals every one of them to be banal, hackneyed, even regressive.
Pearl is a gender bent Nice Guy. Ameythest is a gross slob. Garnet is self-obsessed. Ruby and Sapphire are ludicrously codependent. Greg is a washed-up hippie Steven is a lazy brat.
None of these characters ever overcome their flaws in a meaningful way. None of them ever stand strong against adversity.
The dynamics and message are all completely at odds too. Garnet is supposed to be the "perfect relationship" but Ruby and Sapphire are literal addicts that need to have their way. The Kevin episodes moralize about how guys who push themselves on women are scum, yet no one has ever said a word about Pearl overtly feeling entitled to a relationship with Rose. Steven is supposed to be some "new hope", but never does anything proactive.
This show is just eleven minutes of "lesbians are perfect magical celestial unicorns uwu" repeated ad nauseum in each time slot it infects. That's all it has and it gets worse all the time, and sooner or later, Sucrose is gonna push the queer shit too far and get her prolapsed cunt pushed in by the execs.
Gabriel Bell
No mental cases do not equal a stable file when mixed. Garnet does have a bit of a complex about her identity hinted in "Friend Ship", she's obsessed with fusion as a concept, and is probably the least empathetic of all the gems.
Also, they have to at some point address Ruby and Sapphire's maladjustment. I mean they already showed their hand in "Hit the Diamond" when they showed they can't function a moment apart even when the fate of their family is on the line, the crew can't be putting the genie back in the bottle and pretending this behaviour isn't ridiculously unhealthy.
Colton Baker
If this happened the show would be like ten times better
but instead we'll keep getting STRONG LITTLE COLORED GIRL episodes instead of MAIN CHARACTERS DOING COOL SHIT episodes
Nathaniel Hall
SMBC is doing pictures about you
Wyatt Martin
He's the only competent and down-to-earth role model on the show.
Tyler Smith
Earth has many strange wonders. Don't use a white background.
Lucas Kelly
ever gave a thought to killing self?
Jason Richardson
wadda think boys
Brody Smith
Embrace the curtain user.
Andrew King
Pick one
Jeremiah Russell
reminder that greg is still super hot
Colton Clark
He's a fat little nuMale that let a trio of bitter lesbians bully him out of his house and away from his son and believes "there's no such thing as a good war".
Okay, you go out and die for me. Don't worry, it's for a good war.
Hunter Jackson
Then fucking stay there.
Aaron Williams
Sure thing Eurocuck, you just stay home with your ass in the air waiting for the Muslims to come shove goat dicks and bombs up it. Remember goys, peace is the only solution!
Josiah Johnson
Really nooo. Its the guy who lives in his FUCKING CAR instead of with his wifes son.
He gets worse the more we know about him.
Ryan Butler
How is any of this bad?
Hunter Hughes
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Ian Gomez
He begins life as a careerless drifter. After losing his job he spends all his time obsessing over a girl off at the same time having no job mooching off his friends and eating out of the garbage. Then he spent 30 years working at a car wash.whilst working at the car wash he has no house other than his van.fans are not cool living in a van it's not cool it's really hot it's really cold, and if you want to go take a piss during winter you got a run to your place. His son grows up just as immature as he is. To the point that he even suffers from magical arrested development. During this time the gems belittle him take away his son (try to kidnap him at one point in time) and he just supposed to take it. They also constantly wreck his stuff.
After becoming a millionaire for stupid reasons his stuff continues to be broken and he continues to live in a van showing that the looser isn't caused by circumstance but from within
>Steven has mental problems because he let Jasper, Bismuth, and the Ruby get fucked up Goddammit, I really hope this is something that doesn't just last this one episode.
Jacob Thomas
No, no. That will last one episode. Connie's issue for beating up a kid accidentally will last much more.
Ryder Cooper
The only reason why Connie exists is so Steven can be in fights without having to directly land a hit himself, by forming Stevonnie with Connie. Now that it's confirmed that Steven can fuse with gemsPlease don't form Smoky Quartz again, Connie has even less reason to exist, since any Gem can develop any amount of fighting skill with a sword(Pearl already has), while also having natural Gem powers. Tumblr would unlease Triggeredgeddon if they ever saw Steven throwing a hit for any reason other than accidental survival instinct and reflex.
Her character would be more tolerable if there was an aspect of the world about her that was present. Perhaps there's more than just Beach City who knows about the Gems, and some people actually learned enough to incorporate them into human society, or reverse engineer the technology the Crystal and Homeworld Gems to a degree where they can make defenses, machines, or even their own Gems.
The show really could use some sort of human antagonism with a decent scope. Either a government who is willing to tolerate the Crystal Gems so long as they don't cause too much collateral damage, some hunting guild dedicated to poaching corrupted Gems, some sort of Xcom-like paramilitary who wants to fight Homeworld in their own style, and see the Crystal Gems as nothing more than observable guinea pigs or practice for the real deal. This would also give the creators of a show an excuse to showing humans with weapons that aren't IRL guns(because that's "too scary" for kids).
Doc is the only character who Steven shouldn't work himself over about, since she went off the deep end. Jasper was fueled by revenge, but she broke down over time because she was aware of the show's flaws, just like us. Bismuth had a point about eventually having to shatter at least the elite Gems, it's just that the Breaking Point was a shitty weapon considering its difficulty of use, even compared to poofing a Gem then taking the time to shatter her stone.
Kevin Long
Or basically have the stand in to what we thought Peridot would've turned into during that forced fusion experiment episode.
Zachary Jackson
I can understand him being upset over Jasper, considering he tried to talk her into joining him like he has for every other gem and it didn't work for once, but Bismuth despite being right was going to kill him and so was Doc. I hope this leads to him realizing he can't help everyone, but it probably won't.
Asher Jackson
she didn't deserve this
Adrian Sanders
I noticed the animation in this episode actually put some effort in being consistant.
Leo Williams
Would you press it /sueg/?
Any answer besides yes is incorrect
Dylan Jenkins
Jesus, I thought they hired Garnet's VA even though she can't emote for shit because she could sing well.
But she butchered that song. Her voice was straining so badly on the high notes it's embarassing. It's flat, dull and sounds like some teenage girl's demo tape. Why would they write a song that pushes her range too far? Why would she agree to sing it? Was this a cheapo episode or something and they just didn't care?
And while we're on the topic of shitty music, how about that fucking lazy, unfitting chiptune while Steven and Connie are falling?
Anyway, boring ep. Interesting to see them confirm that Sapphire has way, way more mental baggage than Ruby.
Easton Taylor
yes, i'd rather deal with the fat yo-yo bitch then the curry weeb self insert of the carrot fucker. connie is only good for brown loli porn
Levi Watson
"What are your qualifications?"
"Well, I have Garageband and this 8-bit music plugin. I'm also gay"
"Congratulations, you're on the team"
Oliver Myers
She's not even good for that, her design is appalling and they have to change it so much to make it attractive that it might as well be an OC
Ayden Allen
Connie or smokie quarts? The answer is both
Ian Smith
Monkeys paw. With smokey quarts rising in prominence, steven doesnt have grow up AND we have to deal with shitty puns.
Dylan Cox
I thought they hired Estelle because her monotone voice represents how she needs to control her two halves
Joshua Lee
What genre exactly is the soundtrack trying to be? Tumblr music is too easy an answer, and it sounds like Sucrose has a boner for both chiptunes and piano, and it comes off as more boring than even Oblivion's ambient soundtrack.
Don't forget self-depreciation.
It's because the creators think that every voice actor has to be a thespian, singer, and/or Asian. Having Nicki Minaj voice Sugilite is one of the most arbitrary and impractical things ever. I mean, what's she gonna do, make twerking noises over a microphone?
Camden Russell
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Oliver Campbell
For some reason that image reminds me of Josh holding a Gamesphere.
One half of Stevonnie is a short fat boy, and you can see said short fat boy's features in Stevonnie. Also I don't know how anyone can find any of the characters hot. Maybe cute in the case of Lapis or Pearl(besides the nose), but I like wide hips and a large bust, but my boner pretty much ignores Garnet entirely.
Henry Wood
Don't forget…
Carter Kelly
I'd sooner make Steven fucking GAY than put him with Connie.
Colton James
nail on the head, as much as i love sugilite's appearance and attitude, nicki is a shit VA and they were better off hiring a professional one
Kevin Morales
Minaj is such a self-righteous faggette that she probably cost more to hire than a real VA anyway.
Robert Edwards
THIS WEEK, ON STEVEN UNIVERSE Connie: I have issue Garnet: You see, IT'S ALL ABOUT FUSIEN Everybody watching: It has nothing to do with fuson, fuck you Garnet Garnet: IT'S ALL ABOUT FUSIEN
Andrew Rivera
tfw a Garnet song starts up
Julian Collins
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Jeremiah Campbell
I would call it 'dollar-store Nujabes' with a pinch of 'quirky hipster girl's Youtube channel'.
The first is the product of this composer duo they have who only ever made music for indie games before (literally all they ever make is piano, beats and chiptune) and the latter is pure Sugar.
It's just Adventure Time all over again.
Samuel Reed
Trips for truth.
If they redesigned Smoky to not look like a fat tumblr bitch, then yes.
Jackson Gomez
Garnet/Stevonnie's song reminds me of Natasha Bedingfield. I like to call it "tweencore."
But is accurate. They really do rely on pianos and electronic shit. Do they have anything else in the program they use?
Jack Bailey
The lazy chiptunes these indie devs use for video games are part of the reason why video games don't have much memorable music like in the older years.
Adam Lopez
My question is: What would the gems have fucking done if Steven and Connie did not fuse mid flight? They were going to fucking die, and there was no attempt made to save them.
Samuel Ortiz
They are useless in every way.
Joshua Bailey
It's so peculiar how Connie feels like a self insert mary sue for fiction she was made for.
Easton Collins
Oh me.
Daniel Moore
It's the raw ungodly self centeredness of it.
Connie broke a fucking kids arm. But instead of the episode being about apologizing it's about not being sad that you hurt other people. She said sorry, but a fucking day later and I still have no idea how she extrapolated the idea to apologize from a song about how you need to basically focus on yourself feeling good no matter what happens.
Like holy shit lets just reiterate. A kid got his arm broken. Not a shitlord who was wrongthinking, or a designated enemy, but a random ass kid who bumped into Connie. But the moral is that that was a terribly traumatic experience for HER and that it all goes away as soon as she stops feeling bad about it because everyone will forgive her.
I've always been of the opinion that you can tell a lot about a production teams mindset not by the grand gestures they make, but by the shit they just let slip almost unconsciously on the sidelines. This is basically that. The episode was written with the assumption that your life is more important than everyone else's and fixing problems you cause is secondary to crying over your feelings and being dramatic.
Elijah Ross
…wait, he did, they state it? I thought she just bodyslammed him.
John Lopez
Well. This episode was fucking awful.
I almost would have preferred an episode about Connie on her period and the gems having to deal with human biology, which they know nothing about, despite their maternal roles in Steven's life.
Connie being a moody retard because she accidental threw some kid around (and broke his arm, I guess?) doesn't make for a good central conflict… But Steven having left over issues because he never gets to talk about the shit he goes through makes a lot of sense. That should have been the bulk of the episode.
Also, the butterfly metaphor was dumb as shit.
Matthew Smith
He had a cast in the picture.
Austin Carter
You see the cast.
And she was LUCKY. A Bodyslam of a 10 year old on a hard tile floor? That might have given him a CONCUSSION of this wasn't a godless hipster wunderland.
Also THEN the bodyslammed kid will then say how cool you are and ask for lessons. Because fuck.
Liam Kelly
We should have had, at the very least, get to see the trouble Connie is in in school/with her parents. Instead, we got a shitty song from garnet.
Jonathan Sanchez
In the real world(or a better show) Connie would have gotten no end of shit for it. She'd have been at least suspended for like a week and given how Connie's parents are meant to be super defensive there's no fucking way they'd let her keep training if it means her regular life turns into THIS.
But because this is an eleven minute cartoon obviously this goes away at the end. Which would be a hundred percent ok if the show didn't masturbate all the time over how much better it is than every other cartoon because they have a plot and continuity that they ignore and have shit happen offscreen if inconvenient all the time.
Wyatt Green
exactly this. This entire episode should not have happened at all.
Anyway, I still have faint hope that if they invented a new character, with a face and a name and all, for this scenario, maybe it will be brought up later on.
Dominic Gomez
Exactly. This show can't go two episodes without sucking its own dick about how deep its characters are, or how complex its plots are, or how "Unlike a Cartoon" it is.
Jaxon Mitchell
Steven could've saved himself either way (via bubbling or floating), and they probably realized Connie's a worthless bitch, so it would've worked out either way.
It would've been better if Connie had died though
Joseph Kelly
How exactly does it act self wanking?
Daniel Scott
Well, technically the show isn't , but the crew sure is. They just recently went on a big online wank talking about how Jasper's entire character is built on self-loathing and proving her worth, and that's so much deeeper than anything alse.
Jackson Jackson
Have you seriously never noticed how Steven is constantly watching cartoons and every time something happens they talk about how cartoons are stupid and unrealistic and BOY they're sure glad they're better than that?
The show wanks itself CONSTANTLY. It literally does not stop. As soon as some big event happens they need someone to face the camera and talk about how DRAMATIC and COOL this is and how other cartoons suck by comparison.
Joseph Myers
I find your interpretation lacking.
No, her bad feelings didn't just disappear, she learned to accept them rather than trying to avoid them, and with her clear mind she tried to make amends for her actions. The lesson of the episode was about coming to terms with things and learning to move past them rather than letting them cloud your mind. It's only self centered in the sense that it was teaching self control.
Of course she would apologize the next day, did you expect her to know his number, or where he lived, the hospital he went to? That is absolutely not an outrageous outcome, fuck off.
And what if she apologized and he chose not to forgive her, what else could she do but move on? Sometimes you'll make mistakes and you wont be forgiven, or you wont have the chance to be forgiven, and you'll just have to forgive yourself.
I'm all for being critical of the show but some of you have developed such a disgusting negative bias.
Owen Watson
No, that's actually bullshit. Every time they watch cartoons, they use it as a self-parody. Steven's favorite cartoon is literally "crying breakfast friends".
Tyler Kelly
Her mother literally works at the ONLY hospital in town.
Isaiah Adams
It's unlikely she would have even known he was at the hospital, or that by the time she got there in the evening that he'd still be around. My point still stands that apologizing the next day isn't outrageous.
Asher Murphy
"Man Back in my days cartoons where about having fun!" or some shit like that that greg says.
Like how the show is about some kind of deep emotion that breaks away from the quaint simple cartoons of the past.
Alright quick question: Can we be in general agreement that SU is a massive cancer, of horrible characters and terrible plot only sustained by the animation drought at the moment?
Like the problems with this show are so deep that its fractal. Before I can even talk about the emotional banality and immaturity, I have to mention the retarded way the world works and that leads to even more stupid and so on.
Matthew Foster
You're missing the point; Connie broke the kid's arm, for no reason, and is facing no repercussions and both she and the show itself are treating the incident as if it solely negatively impacts her only. The self-obsession and disconnect is appalling, not to mention ludicrously hypocritical for a show that sells itself as this epic Myth Arc grounded in real life themes.
Anything bad that happens is a soap box for the main characters to wangst, and none of them ever become more self-aware or mature people, how can you not have a problem with that?
Eli Richardson
Usually the target demo doesn't because they are wangsty manchildren that never become self aware or mature as people, that see as everything about themselves.
Noah Bell
This. The message of the episode is swell and dandy, but the setup makes no sense. Had they at least toned down the damage on the kid, then it's fine.
Lincoln Murphy
It's not even the damage as somuch as the neverending MEEEE ness of it all. Its always about YOU. And your feelings. ALWAYS. FOREVER.