Fuckload of Bananas

So, I bought a fuckload of bananas for 5$. I fucked up.

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Hope you have a big fridge.

They go bad fast. Like four days. But after they turn brown they still taste good. Actually more banana-y flavor in brown bananas. They get super sticky an difficult to handle goop then they are garbage. It's too much.

just distribute it in the closest nigger neighbourhood im sure they'll appreciate it

Distribute them to everyone you know as a present of good will

eat them all right now

At least you got a good deal. Make some smoothies or something

Number each banana and insert each sequentially one into your rectum. Give each banana's number an entry in a journal, and note your experience with each banana. Do it for science.

Guess you're vegan for the next week.

Get ready to shit out stuff you ate a decade ago.

Mods sticky pls

Sell bananas splits for a dollar each. Break even and make profit after five splits. Oh right, this is Holla Forums it's not worth it.

see how many of them you can jam up your ass.

Who the fuck put their bananas in the fridge?

Only one thing to do OP. Peel all bananas and put their slippery and often time hazardous outer casing in a high traffic area and record people slipping on it.

banana bread, banana smoothies, banana baths, banana sexual stimulation, bananas, your friendly local neighborhood banana dealer

Put them in the fridge, the skin will blacken but the inside stays fresh.

make banana schnapps.

Banana in ass with timestamp.

Shove them up your ass and acquire potassium

That is one depressive looking kitchen

isolate the potassium from the ones you don't eat. then throw it in water or something.

2/10 wouldn't cook in

hey don't drag the man's waifu into this.

I didn't drag her anywhere.

But she certainly looks like she's been dragged.

Face-down.

Over jagged rocks.

worst girl.

I do OP. Its good if you are planning on doing smoothies of them. Just pop them in the microwave for 30 sec or so and down the blender

I am a cook and you have some options, Make banana bread out of them (Here's a good Banana bread recipe, I like this site because you can scale up serving sizes), it would make a fuckton of banana bread though so you would want to freeze it. Or you can bag up the bananas and freeze them, I use them like that for smoothies.

Recipe
allrecipes.com/recipe/20144/banana-banana-bread/

ey fuck that tho

deep fry them shits, op

just stop giving a fuck and deep fry some fucking bananas motherfucker

Once they start going brown peel them, stick em in ziploc bags and freeze em

Yeah you fucked up. You coulda talked him down to 4.

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make jam out of them

with the excess amount of radioactive potassium at your hand..
..you obviously create a DIRTY BOMB

allahu akbar!

Robbie is that you?

source, proof, or gtfo.

scare tactics don't work here.

Bananas aren't ripe until they're brown

Rinse them off or you're going to have a house full of fruit flies

I froze a bunch for smoothies and shit. Also made a Holla Forums tier cocktail.

Bananas are only edible when they're green. You bought a bunch of fucking garbage.

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Sorry that I have standards.

Make a fuckload of smoothies then.

bump

Why?

why would I bump a thread about bananas?
I like bananas.
why are you asking me why I would bump a banana thread?
you don't like bananas?
what the fuck are you doing in a banana thread then?

here's your solution
wikihow.com/Dehydrate-Bananas

Where? Which site? Which country? I'd absolutely love 25 pounds of bananas for five bucks. My banana bread game is strong.

how nice is your kitchen?

make banana moonshine

Sell outisse your local Primary School: Banana Anal Sex Toys for Children

Holy shit
that makes my skin crawl.

Mash into edible lotion.
You're welcome.

I eat bananas

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