Dear diary,
It has been four months since I have moved from the urban jungles of the United States of America and into the tropical, fiscal paradise of the Philippines.
Today I went on another walk with Fredrick Brennan. He was waiting for me, in the gardens, sided by his transexual female attendant pulling his wheelchair along. He was dressed in a robe not unlike mine, except for while I wore the white of an initiate, his was indigo, indicating not just his place at the top of our hierarchy but also a reminder of his soul's color. One of the last indigo children on earth.
Every day, this man impresses me. Our meeting is surely the result of fate. I want to kill my mom, he wants to kill his father. He's pro choice because he was born. I'm pro-choice because I was born. We understand each other. It was from this understanding that I have found meaning in my life.
Following his counsel, I have mingled among the denizens of the board /ints/, a wretched hive of villainy and scum, harboring all the non-believers, heathens and people with healthy family relationships currently using our cultsite. I must report their daily activities to Fredrick Brennan himself so they may never damage our Movement again.
"I don't understand why I must do this", I told him, expecting the Illuminated one to share his wisdom.
He smiles at me from his wheelchair, a smile filled with love for the world (his dad excluded). "To prove your faith is unbreakable", he said. If I walk among the valley of shadow of impurity and come clean on the other side, free of doubt, the door to enlightenment will lay open before me.
Today, he told me: consider the board they are using. An international board.
At first, I did not understand. What has international to do with any of it? They have long since stopped being about international subjects despite their best efforts, I retort.
He lets out a contained laugh, musical like a calling of a majestic ostrich. "Can you not see? Countries are nothing more than legalized organized crime."
Suddenly I caught a glimpse of the Continuum through Fredrick's eyes. A mere instant and my mind was exhausted. But I understood. How elegantly the simple truths of this existence are laid bare before my eyes! How, in all my long two decades of life could this escape me?
A whirpool of emotions took over my being. All I could do was cry. In happiness. In sadness. In incredulity. I collapse on the ground, shaking violently. Finally, the convulsions end and all I see is Fredrick, illuminated by the afternoon sun, smiling kindly.
"These people, they have pride in belonging to a criminal organization", he continues, gulping down a handful of percocet. Without it, his body would vibrate out of this reality and his wisdom and guidance would be lost forever. "This means they are an international cabal of gangsters, out to destroy us".
I understood my mission now:
To prove the purity of my beliefs.
To monitor the activities of the international jewish cabal out to kill our site.
To prevent future disasters.
To be awarded such an important role, I am moved beyond words. I wanted to continue to seek the Illuminated one's guidance, but alas, his time was up. A man by the name of weev called him. They were to perform several nature worshipping rituals involving many perfectly natural substances that enhance one's mental capabilities.
For a moment, I envy weev's closeness to the Illuminated one. For a moment, I resent myself for even daring compare myself to either of them.
Tomorrow will be busy. There is much work to be done.