If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs

If you owned a movie theater, what sort of food would you serve? Me? I'd serve crab legs.

I'd serve copies of BLACKED videos

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Nothing because only plebs stuff shit in their face while watching a movie.

pulled salmon sandwiches

Yeah makes sense for a movie, but experiencing kino requires class.

That Trump speech last night really triggered you, didn't it?

boneless chicken pieces of meat; cheese croquettes; fries; sandwiches

he has already fucked everything up, the election was a pyrrhic victory for you drumpfkins, by the end of the year you will beg obama to come back

WE LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT FOOD WITHOUT THESE FAGGOTS DUMPING KIKE PROPAGANDA

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I'd switch the flesh dogs, for veggie dogs. Also remove all soda from the establishment and replace it with freshly squeezed lemonade and iced tea (green or black)

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I'd serve matzo balls.

You're one sad little man.

Why don't you just serve grass and hay you vegan faggot.

Crab meat isn't the same as regular "meat", it's the difference between a pig and an alien looking underwater insectoid. Are oysters "meat?" I don't think so. I do think however that eating tasty crab legs with some lemon and butter sauce watching something decent in imax would be fucking awesome.

I save the healthy fruits and veggies for myself, while feeding the meatcuck masses cruelty free versions of exactly what they want.

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Why? Because deep down inside you still crave meat.

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The mock meats aren't for vegans, they're for meatcucks. Many fats food restaurants already use them and just don't tell people. Enjoy the soy, :)

keep fighting the good fight

Fuck do I wish I was her.

me 2

We can equally eat both, guilt-free. Can you say the same without having to change your anal tampon?

The crowd is silent as Louis walks on stage, a microphone in his hand. "Folks, I have a special song for you tonight," he says as he raises the microphone to his mouth. The crowd begins cheering as a familiar tune, "Paint is Black" by the Rolling Stones starts playing…
As the song ends and the music fades out, 1000 virile African men descend on the crowd and begin impregnating all of the white women, and slaughtering all of the white men.

I bet at the end of the day that place must stink like a porn set.

Beer and double bacon cheeseburger meals.

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Is that why there is so much nigger dick posting around today? Fucking hell, sick of it weird price to pay to make America great again

you could say it has a permanent case of the crabs

We're being raided, cucks are angry that we talk about actual kino instead of their favorite Disney films.

I think the better question would be what to screen.

Any of these + crab legs would be friggin amazing