If you turned 30 and were still a virgin

holy shit that's my worst fear
Having sex for the first time and contracting a STI

Happened to a family member. An older Uncle of mine. I think he was in his 60s. My Aunt had been tired and not wanting to fuck for years. So what is a man supposed to do? If the bitch doesn't want to fuck she is failing at her fucking duty

So he goes and buys a pretty young thang prostitute. I guess he didn't wear a rubber and he gets herpes. Guess how he finds out?

His wife goes for a routine doctor visit and finds out she has herpes. So he has to come clean and say he cheated on her with a prostitute. So he gave his faithful wife herpes LOL

Sucks for her. Sucks for him. Sucks for the prostitute since I'm sure prostitues don't even check themselves anyway

Why? I'm currently an apprenticing that is studying so that I may be granted great power upon reaching the sacred year. Why would I throw that down the drain?

Book an escort. It's easier than you might think. I've been paying for sex for 25 years.

"good prices" are $150-250 for an hour of "pleasure"

Paying for even once a month would add up. I'm sure if this person is on Holla Forums they don't have that kind of money to be fucking escorts with any sort of frequency

And even then if you got a really high class $1k escort for a night you could easily spend that money on other things that would bring you greater pleasure over the course of weeks/years

Paying for sex is fine. Paying for it in any sort of routine/scheduled manner is just plain fucking stupid unless you making Charlie Sheen money

No both were free long term girlfriends.

I guess the plus side is I can fuck a prostitute now and not worry about getting herpes lol

Wanna know how I know you're full of shit?

That's completely retarded. If you drove your car to make a living, wouldn't you regularly check the oil and tire pressure? If a sex worker gets sick, then they can't make a living. If a sex worker gives a customer a disease, then they can't make a living. Use your fucking brain, man.

The OP was talking about losing his virginity, chief. As far as I know, you only need to do that once.

yes because it is true. I've only ever had sex with two girls. both met at work. I'm too shy to meet anyone outside of my comfort zone (ie not at work)

32 year old virgin here; i'm pretty sure of any hot girl forced herself on me, i wouldn't push her away. But, i don't chase pussy and it don't fall into my lap, so here i am.

I'm also a NEET CHUD so that lowers my odds a good but, but still, never really held my not-fucking in any sacred light.

So, what, after your uncle smelled of cheap asian whore, your auntie got all hot and bothered and actually fucked him for once? Because maybe he needs to bring chinese home a little more often.

I know fucker but the user said

Just stating how that is such a stupid decision unless you making crazy money annually

Is it? Not entirely
I know something is wrong with me physically. But I don't go to a doctor. Because once I do he will confirm I have something wrong with me and then my fears will just be expanded 1000 fold. This way - I don't technically know what I have wrong with me and that keeps my mind at ease since I don't have to worry about the actual disease. I just have a fear of the unknown

Same with prostitutes. I'm sure there are some that don't check if they have STIs and it helps them keep their sanity while working

Are you stupid or something? OBVIOUSLY they still make a living. Why do you think STIs are so prevalent in the sex worker industry? That is why people in countries where it is illegal want to make it legal so they can organize it and test people

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males have no virginity to have or keep so it is meaningless
females that are virgins by 30 are called spinsters for a reason

I'm already there. Everyone in a distance I can reach without travel paperwork is either chav scum, inbred, or Poles.

I like having small bills, a hoard of gold, and options.

I never said doing nothing, I said sitting on my ass. I collect rent money from properties I own and investments.

by 30 3DPD sexual market value has started to go down. It would like keeping a rotting fruit at point

no, in today's cuckworld i would wear virginity with pride
only give it away to someone i really love

$200 isn't really that much. If you have any sort of habit or hobby you've easily wasted that much on very forgettable shit. A few bottles of booze, a couple bags of weed, a few shitty video games that you only played once…

But some of the times I've had with prostitutes I'll remember forever. I still fap to the memories, and I still will be decades from now. It was like starring in a fucking porno, except I didn't have to take orders from a director and have a cameraman hovering over my anus.

You've never met a prostitute, have you? They don't work if they have something that's contagious. I'm not referring to street walkers, but normal mid level escorts. They take precautions, keep in mind, because they can't work if they get sick not to mention - who the fuck wants to get sick anyway?

Yeah, exactly. People seem to forget that they actually spend decent amounts of money on habits and hobbies and shit.

I am of the belief that guys do not lose their virginity. They already busted a nut and if they didn't that's fucking crazy. it's not like they lose anything. Now if you are talking about "Butt stuff" that is another story. And you are a sorry faggot if you have not lost your "Virginity" by 21.

I would kill myself because its no worth living at that point.

Less than a year to go…

Maybe you're gay.

Why He's wearing girl panties?

The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

I said that quick brownish foxy fox jumps around over that lazy ass dog.

Am I the only one who doesn't give a fuck about losing my virginity? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.Then again, I don't have any friends to mock me for being a virgin or for me to brag to if I did lose it. But if I did, I feel like I'd still probably not give a shit. WOW, BRO, YOU DID IT. YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN A FLESHY HOLE. KING STATUS ACHIEVED FOR 420G, WAY TO FUCKING GO. #SWAGGER # DIDTHESEX #GOODJOB #FUCK Like come on, nothing worth it would actually change. It all seems like a huge waste of time and I have better shit to even waste my time with. Not to mention STDs or worst case scenario, some whore gets pregnant and makes me her cuck for all eternity. If I wanted to risk fucking my shit up, I could stick my dick in a blender and ask passersby to plug it in for me, what's the difference? And you know what? What if I really DO get wizard powers? No slut is worth missing that chance. Honestly, I'm approaching my 26th birthday and I'm starting to feel a little more wizardy. I don't even feel the need to fap much anymore. I guess I get lonely sometimes, but it's not a sexual thing, and usually I just deal with it because people are often more trouble than loneliness. Yeah, I'd rather be casting fireballs and shit in 20 years than be a dudebro bragging about how much puss he crushed. It's just common sense, really.

Nice pasta butt hurt fag.

Well you could just get a gf now and start making aryan babies.

If you're 30 and a virgin that's your own damn fault, by 25 women are thirsty as fuck and their standards drop far from their insane expectations in high school.

after 30, carry your own condoms. They're thirsty and want to force a guy to settle down or pay child support.

Actually always carry your own condoms.

will you grace us with your wisdom that you'll achieve once you become a wizard?

LOL not even remotely close. After 30 it is true they get baby fever

But 25yo sluts can still open their legs at any time and still get a grand majority of any guys they are interested in. only the top percent of guys can do better or get younger

30+ is a different ball game but none of them would still want anything to do with a man who browses Holla Forums LOL

so all your points are moot

Bumpin for Wizardly question