Have you ever thought about robbing a bank Holla Forums?

And If so, how would you do it?

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I've thought about it and put lots of careful planning into it.. and. well, i have the perfect heist.

okay.. first, I get a loan, and then I get a building, then I save up some money and build a very nice vault, then I ask people to store their money in my vault for a small fee, every now and then w hen they ask for their money back, I give it to them, but I still have everyone elses' money.

later on, I can give people money so long as they promise to pay me back a little extra in return, if they don't, well, I take everything they have haha.

THEN. I get my buddies doing the same thing, then we spread to other states, other countries, we start doing this world wide.

Before you know it the bank will be robbing itself for you, flawless.

First thing I'd do is find a bank in a remote town of 1-200k people. You know…places seniors retire in. Not only is there less people to worry about but there's more money per capita, and older money. Next, I'm not telling you.

Things to consider when robbing a bank is the fact the vault will most likely be unable to be opened after hours. This is due to the fact that most vaults these days either have a digital or mechanical clock in them that allows them to only be opened certain times in the day. On top of that most vaults have back up clocks in case one gets busted. So in most cases you will have to rob the bank during working hours.

There are a few different ways to rob a bank, but I think that they all have better alternatives

You can rob a bank with just a threatening note, but you don't get as much money, and you might get one of those exploding ink packs

If you're going to do that, you may as well just rob any other business

And if you want to do one of those bank robberies where you make a scene and really try to get a REAL amount of money, well, you're probably better off robbing an armored truck. It would be less risky, and probably just as profitable

No

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I think everyone has thought about it but banks are a really shitty target, they have way more security than other places with similar amounts of cash.

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Alright wrap yourself in a bunch of aluminum foil. Grab some bricks duct tape it and add some blinking lights on it and set it on the desk. Say you'll blow everything up if you don't get so and so money. If they call out your bluff, smash the teller window or find a door to shoot open and waltz inside. Assuming you've already handled security, you probably have about 30 seconds at this point before you're surrounded by cops. Get to the vault and steal as much as you can. You'll probably get dye packs, I just know this will work assuming you keep retrying because I've already done this in grand theft auto.

I'd pull out a gun and yell, "Everybody, be cool, this is a robbery!"

Then my girlfriend would yell, "If any of you fucking pricks move, I'll execute every motherfucking last one of you!"

Then a guitarist would start playing Misirlou

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Don't rob banks. Rob illegal casinos cause they won't be able to call the cops. Also put lemon juice on your face so the security cameras can't see you

I wonder if it's possible to homebrew an acid to melt your way into the vault at night.

Walk up to the teller and be all like "SHOW ME THE MONEY"

no i would never even think of doing anything ill eagle officer

I do it in the most hilarious way possible, like the guy who dressed up as Dark Vader. He got away with it despite escaping on a bike. I think everyone was too busy laughing to stop him.

Unfortunately, I'm lazy as shit. I'd need someone very careful and experienced to plan everything out for me, then I'd play the part he assigns me, but God knows everything would just go to shit if I planned the thing myself.

years back a guy stuck a notice on the night deposit box in a bank foyer saying it was out of order and clients should use the adjacent letter box. he suspended a net inside said letterbox and recuperated it full of cash at daybreak or whenever. no shots fired.

I have thought about committing a crime. All the time

But here is where the dumb vs the smart happen.

If i have a chance to make a million or two million dollars. BUT the jail time is more than what i would make working a 9 to 5. I won't do it.
For example. If someone asked me to smuggle marijuana and i would make 2 million off the haul. But jail term would be 10 to 15 if caught. Ya i would do it.

But if it's robbing a bank for a lousy less than 100K (which in reality you will get even less than that) and the jail term would be 20 years plus.
No…..stupid

that's where dumb vs smart come in.

So many petty drug dealers. Make no money, yet when they get caught get put in the slammer for 7 10 15 years. Those are the stupids.
The smart ones, go for white collar crime. High pay off, low sentences.

i did this once

for get away you make a sort of powered cart that can travel along storm water drains. then you have a get away van with a hatch/hole in the floor that can be positioned above a manhole.
even if you are being followed directly by police by the time they feel confidant enough to open the doors themselves all they will find is an empty van and you are miles away.

Not a bank per se, but there are 3 locations in my city with regular armored car deliveries that are congested as hell with both vehicle and pedestrian traffic. These spots see weekly atm and vendor cash restocks of about $200,000 and only one guard on the ground. Yeah, I think about it.

Definitely with ironic horizontal stripes to throw them off.

You should talk to this guy.

vaults are made of steel and reinforced concrete.
Steel is probably the harder material to melt. I would recommend getting a piece of steel and testing it with different acids such as sulfuric or nitric acid. Maybe even hydrochloric acid.