I just found those models for the new Transformers movie. Michael is still at it, it seems.
This time, Hot Rod is getting ruined! Yaay! Also he's still sticking to the creepy-ass metal faces. You can complain about Prime's lips from the first movie all you fucking want, I'd rather take a thousand lipped TF1 Optimuses over this green thing.
Brayden Hill
OH MY FUCKING CHRIST HE'S GOING ALL THE WAY UP TO 7
Kevin Nelson
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Ethan Bennett
CAN'T WAKE UP
Oliver Barnes
Fuck everything!
Ryder Ramirez
Micheal Bay assassinated when?
Aiden Price
Lets just make this a transformers thread
Why is Jazz the best autobot?
Isaiah Myers
Greenboy has a ballsack for a chin. Fuck this shit.
Logan Foster
Because he's dead
Nathan Wilson
The new Megatron looks like a ripoff of Ultron.
Kayden Roberts
He has too much jewish power at this point to be killed.
Jose Richardson
I watched the first movie for the transformation sequences. Now they half-ass them because some tard with a cyber-mantle can't even have one that works.
Brandon Clark
Actually, being dead in the movies is a huge bonus. But also because he's black. 80s black.
Lucas Gray
EVERY FUCKING YEAR. WHY?
And it doesn't matter if American audiences suddenly stop going to see this shit, China will make them a zillion bucks everytime. I didn't even finish watching the last one, I stopped a bit after the guy explains why it was okay for him to fuck Marky Mark's daughter.
Jackson Barnes
Holy shit
Thats not ultron
Thats Beast Machines megatron
Joseph Roberts
the transformations in the first movie were beautiful. When Optimus first turned into a robot, my boner was through the roof
Ryder Stewart
Yeah exactly! Or the friggin tank! All those little details, it was technological porn. The second movie was even more awful, but at least it had the transformations intact (see the constructicon fusion).
But then, from the third and up, it was hopeless. The only part that didn't make it generic was removed.
Nathaniel Rogers
At least Ultron had better facial animations
Levi Garcia
But Megatron died in third one?
Camden Butler
hence, dead
we used to call them 'sequels'
Lincoln Garcia
In the 4th one he was resurrected as Galvatron. Don't know why he changed the name back to Megs.
Liam Murphy
And then you're all still going to go see them anyway.
You're still going to give them all attention as you discourse about their toys and design changes, and the movies will make a billion dollars each and you'll watch the movies multiple times and buy the stupid toys and read the dumb comics and then say "I can't believe they're making more of them!"
You'd be ignoring them entirely if you didn't actually secretly like them like the faggots that you are.
David Reed
The truth is I am I did not pay for the last two movies, but I did pirate and watch them I did talk to people about them, probably giving them more attention
James Brooks
Crosshair is decent aside the face, but the others blow chunks, especially ornate armor megatron.
William Taylor
Nope. Couldn't even sit through the last one for free when it was on Hulu, and the toys are all shit. Do they even make comics for the movie version anymore? I know they made a kids book where Optimus threw the Fallen into the Sun or something.
Ryder Howard
I pirated the fourth one to see if it was worth for some dumb popcorn flick. Nope, it was so downright insulting that I felt dirty watching it even if I didn't pay for it.
Jackson James
That's especially weird when you consider that those superfluous flaps are part of his body.
I guess we should just give up hope on them ever making a Transformers movie where the designs don't look like shit.
Jose Ward
People still watch Bayformers?
Isaiah Reyes
man astro trams new design is weird
Adrian Green
You know how some people on the internet draw humanizations of transformers? I just imagined a guy with a giant thick skin flap forming a cape around his back
Alexander Gonzalez
It makes sense since every studio wants a Cinematic Universe nowadays.
I always thought they wanted a Hasbro Cinematic Universe. Why only limit themselves to Transformers?
Austin Barnes
I heard they wanted to do a crossover between Transformers and GI Joe.
Brayden Hill
I like Michael Bay and I love his movies.
Luis King
Jin Qua please leave.
Jose Gonzalez
You know what's sad? I actually kinda liked the lore and plot of the first movie. I know, I know It was complete stupid garbage, and the human characters were useless, but everything surrounding the actual transformers was kinda interesting Every subsequent movie is worse and shits on the previous ones even more, straight up contradicting every single part
Christopher Walker
On the bright side, this means that Bayformers will soon be kill.
Literally every studio that's set out to copy a Marvel style cinematic universe has had it blow up in their face catastrophically because they counted their chickens before they were hatched.
Even Baysplosions will not be immune to the curse of Cinematic Universe.
Wyatt Parker
I don't keep up with Holla Forums stuff too well, what studios/projects/universes were those?
Nathan Gray
Ghostbusters comes to mind.
Matthew Price
Universal wants to make a monster movie cinematic universe, and I think it had failed starts (like how Green Lantern was a failed start to the DCEU). There is Hasbro's shared G.I.Joe/Mask/everything else they can think of universe being worked on. Ghostbusters was a huge fucking screw up by Sony, and it could have been an easy win if they had just gone with something like Landis's script (or at least a relaunch sequel of that style).
Nolan Taylor
Can we just talk about how stupid all the plots of these movies are, especially when you think about them TOGETHER.
So Megatron left Cybertron to seek the All Spark… on the planet the Fallen split from the original 13 Primes because he wanted to blow it up for dick reasons. Oh, and Megatron was going to meet Sentinel Prime here? But Sentinel Prime was shot down by Megatron's OWN FUCKING TROOPS, and was only brought back to life because Optimus got the Matrix of Leadership from All Spark dust AFTER HE DIED. So all these convoluted, nonfuctional Decepticon plans all lead to Earth, where they wanted to either blow the planet up for energy or being absurdly huge Cyberton to, so that Earth's population of ANTS can somehow be used as a slave force to rebuild Cybertron? It would be like telling a litter of kittens to fix up a football stadium for me.
And that's ignoring the fact that Cybertron being that big and entering Earth's orbit would DESTROY OUR FUCKING PLANET. That's why even the comics where Megatron wanted to strap rockets to Cybertron and fuck up the galaxy was more sensible, because Cybertron was a pretty small planet (which still fucked up all weather patterns on Earth in the cartoon when it arrived).
Cameron Kelly
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Angel Hughes
I want someone else to handle this IP already. Bay's done enough to this franchise to last ten lifetimes.
Gabriel Russell
That's my exact fucking problem. Standalone, the movies are fucking stupid, but bearable. Together, they don't make the lick of sens.
Also worth mentioning: Who is the leader of the deceptions, Megatron or Fallen? Movie 1 claims that everything was peachy on Cybertron until Megatron betrayed everybody for power, while in Movie 2 he answers to the Fallen.
Who created the transformers? Was it The allspark, or the guys presumably quintessions who sent Lockdown?
What the fuck is the allspark anyway?
Was Opitimus among the original Primes? He calls Fallen his Brother, but he does the same with Megatron. Or does he just refer to everybody he kills as "brother"? Is optimus a nigger?
Jaxson Torres
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Brody Parker
I thought for sure he'd be done by 4, but it just keeps happening. He hasn't made a movie I enjoyed since Armageddon, and I can at least admit that is also fucking retarded.
But he can't even establish one believable, interesting character in a 2 hour long movie, and the cartoons did that shit EVERY EPISODE. I can't even care about what Transformers he kills every movie because they're all such nothing characters.
Cooper Lee
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Robert Foster
I wouldn't say Bay himself is talentless, but when it comes to writing and directing he needs to let someone else take the reigns. Hell, or even just have advisors around who can guide him around and give him pointers on robot designs, plot holes, etc.
Whatever it is, he's got borderline obsession with Transformers and he refuses to let go.
Xavier Fisher
Those designs look atrocious.
Also. Those aren't personalities.
And isn't Barricade dead, I saw him die in the third movie.
More cinematic universe cancer.
Caleb Martinez
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Joshua Scott
I almost thought it was a decent movie. Except it ended up pulling another hour and a half of movie after I thought it had ended.
Tyler Carter
You wanna hear some hilarious trivia about the Transformers movies? One of the biggest Polish parties, Prawo i Sprawiedliwość ("Law and Justice") which, at the moment. controls most of the government and ran the electoral campaign of the current president, constantly steals music from the first movie and uses it during conventions and public events. Embed related, where they play "Arrival to Earth" as their candidate greets people before his speech.
Carson Nguyen
What was that supposed to crossover with
DCEU looks set to lurch along and manage ok for a couple more movies, if we overlook the first Green Lantern. They'll have Marvel envy but they're not going under. The Godzilla movies will probably manage.
I want Star Wars to be the first to die but I know it won't.
Mason Gonzalez
Just more Ghostbuster movies. Like a "make Ghostbusters spinoff". It was just going to be more retarded things to stretch out what little Ghostbusters stuff they could think of, but probably never move beyond the original formula.
Juan Rivera
AFAIK the Universal Monsters "Cinematic Universe" was supposed to build on the Frankenstein with two escrima sticks and Vlad the Implier movies that totally bombed.