BAYFORMERS: You might not be on the ride anymore, but it is never going to stop anyway

I just found those models for the new Transformers movie. Michael is still at it, it seems.

This time, Hot Rod is getting ruined! Yaay!
Also he's still sticking to the creepy-ass metal faces.
You can complain about Prime's lips from the first movie all you fucking want, I'd rather take a thousand lipped TF1 Optimuses over this green thing.

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST HE'S GOING ALL THE WAY UP TO 7

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CAN'T WAKE UP

Fuck everything!

Micheal Bay assassinated when?

Lets just make this a transformers thread


Why is Jazz the best autobot?

Greenboy has a ballsack for a chin.
Fuck this shit.

Because he's dead

The new Megatron looks like a ripoff of Ultron.

He has too much jewish power at this point to be killed.

I watched the first movie for the transformation sequences. Now they half-ass them because some tard with a cyber-mantle can't even have one that works.

Actually, being dead in the movies is a huge bonus. But also because he's black. 80s black.

EVERY FUCKING YEAR. WHY?

And it doesn't matter if American audiences suddenly stop going to see this shit, China will make them a zillion bucks everytime. I didn't even finish watching the last one, I stopped a bit after the guy explains why it was okay for him to fuck Marky Mark's daughter.

Holy shit

Thats not ultron


Thats Beast Machines megatron

the transformations in the first movie were beautiful.
When Optimus first turned into a robot, my boner was through the roof

Yeah exactly! Or the friggin tank! All those little details, it was technological porn.
The second movie was even more awful, but at least it had the transformations intact (see the constructicon fusion).

But then, from the third and up, it was hopeless. The only part that didn't make it generic was removed.

At least Ultron had better facial animations

But Megatron died in third one?

hence, dead


we used to call them 'sequels'

In the 4th one he was resurrected as Galvatron. Don't know why he changed the name back to Megs.

And then you're all still going to go see them anyway.

You're still going to give them all attention as you discourse about their toys and design changes, and the movies will make a billion dollars each and you'll watch the movies multiple times and buy the stupid toys and read the dumb comics and then say "I can't believe they're making more of them!"

You'd be ignoring them entirely if you didn't actually secretly like them like the faggots that you are.

The truth is I am
I did not pay for the last two movies, but I did pirate and watch them
I did talk to people about them, probably giving them more attention

Crosshair is decent aside the face, but the others blow chunks, especially ornate armor megatron.

Nope. Couldn't even sit through the last one for free when it was on Hulu, and the toys are all shit. Do they even make comics for the movie version anymore? I know they made a kids book where Optimus threw the Fallen into the Sun or something.

I pirated the fourth one to see if it was worth for some dumb popcorn flick. Nope, it was so downright insulting that I felt dirty watching it even if I didn't pay for it.

That's especially weird when you consider that those superfluous flaps are part of his body.

I guess we should just give up hope on them ever making a Transformers movie where the designs don't look like shit.

People still watch Bayformers?

man astro trams new design is weird

You know how some people on the internet draw humanizations of transformers?
I just imagined a guy with a giant thick skin flap forming a cape around his back

It makes sense since every studio wants a Cinematic Universe nowadays.

I always thought they wanted a Hasbro Cinematic Universe. Why only limit themselves to Transformers?

I heard they wanted to do a crossover between Transformers and GI Joe.

I like Michael Bay and I love his movies.

Jin Qua please leave.

You know what's sad?
I actually kinda liked the lore and plot of the first movie.
I know, I know It was complete stupid garbage, and the human characters were useless, but everything surrounding the actual transformers was kinda interesting
Every subsequent movie is worse and shits on the previous ones even more, straight up contradicting every single part

On the bright side, this means that Bayformers will soon be kill.

Literally every studio that's set out to copy a Marvel style cinematic universe has had it blow up in their face catastrophically because they counted their chickens before they were hatched.

Even Baysplosions will not be immune to the curse of Cinematic Universe.

I don't keep up with Holla Forums stuff too well, what studios/projects/universes were those?

Ghostbusters comes to mind.

Universal wants to make a monster movie cinematic universe, and I think it had failed starts (like how Green Lantern was a failed start to the DCEU). There is Hasbro's shared G.I.Joe/Mask/everything else they can think of universe being worked on. Ghostbusters was a huge fucking screw up by Sony, and it could have been an easy win if they had just gone with something like Landis's script (or at least a relaunch sequel of that style).

Can we just talk about how stupid all the plots of these movies are, especially when you think about them TOGETHER.

So Megatron left Cybertron to seek the All Spark… on the planet the Fallen split from the original 13 Primes because he wanted to blow it up for dick reasons. Oh, and Megatron was going to meet Sentinel Prime here? But Sentinel Prime was shot down by Megatron's OWN FUCKING TROOPS, and was only brought back to life because Optimus got the Matrix of Leadership from All Spark dust AFTER HE DIED. So all these convoluted, nonfuctional Decepticon plans all lead to Earth, where they wanted to either blow the planet up for energy or being absurdly huge Cyberton to, so that Earth's population of ANTS can somehow be used as a slave force to rebuild Cybertron? It would be like telling a litter of kittens to fix up a football stadium for me.

And that's ignoring the fact that Cybertron being that big and entering Earth's orbit would DESTROY OUR FUCKING PLANET. That's why even the comics where Megatron wanted to strap rockets to Cybertron and fuck up the galaxy was more sensible, because Cybertron was a pretty small planet (which still fucked up all weather patterns on Earth in the cartoon when it arrived).

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I want someone else to handle this IP already. Bay's done enough to this franchise to last ten lifetimes.

That's my exact fucking problem.
Standalone, the movies are fucking stupid, but bearable. Together, they don't make the lick of sens.

Also worth mentioning:
Who is the leader of the deceptions, Megatron or Fallen? Movie 1 claims that everything was peachy on Cybertron until Megatron betrayed everybody for power, while in Movie 2 he answers to the Fallen.

Who created the transformers? Was it The allspark, or the guys presumably quintessions who sent Lockdown?

What the fuck is the allspark anyway?

Was Opitimus among the original Primes? He calls Fallen his Brother, but he does the same with Megatron. Or does he just refer to everybody he kills as "brother"? Is optimus a nigger?

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I thought for sure he'd be done by 4, but it just keeps happening. He hasn't made a movie I enjoyed since Armageddon, and I can at least admit that is also fucking retarded.

But he can't even establish one believable, interesting character in a 2 hour long movie, and the cartoons did that shit EVERY EPISODE. I can't even care about what Transformers he kills every movie because they're all such nothing characters.

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I wouldn't say Bay himself is talentless, but when it comes to writing and directing he needs to let someone else take the reigns. Hell, or even just have advisors around who can guide him around and give him pointers on robot designs, plot holes, etc.

Whatever it is, he's got borderline obsession with Transformers and he refuses to let go.

Those designs look atrocious.

Also.
Those aren't personalities.

And isn't Barricade dead, I saw him die in the third movie.


More cinematic universe cancer.

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I almost thought it was a decent movie. Except it ended up pulling another hour and a half of movie after I thought it had ended.

You wanna hear some hilarious trivia about the Transformers movies?
One of the biggest Polish parties, Prawo i Sprawiedliwość ("Law and Justice") which, at the moment. controls most of the government and ran the electoral campaign of the current president, constantly steals music from the first movie and uses it during conventions and public events.
Embed related, where they play "Arrival to Earth" as their candidate greets people before his speech.

What was that supposed to crossover with


DCEU looks set to lurch along and manage ok for a couple more movies, if we overlook the first Green Lantern. They'll have Marvel envy but they're not going under. The Godzilla movies will probably manage.

I want Star Wars to be the first to die but I know it won't.

Just more Ghostbuster movies. Like a "make Ghostbusters spinoff". It was just going to be more retarded things to stretch out what little Ghostbusters stuff they could think of, but probably never move beyond the original formula.

AFAIK the Universal Monsters "Cinematic Universe" was supposed to build on the Frankenstein with two escrima sticks and Vlad the Implier movies that totally bombed.

What did he mean by this?