SEX BINGO!!!

This is SEX BINGO. Use a "X" to cross out every woman you've had sex with that fits the description.

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Really?

I did it but you also have to go to 4chan

most of mine were prostitutes

and i didn't even get a line

Yes really.


Been there, done that.


Prostitutes are a waste of money and they carry diseases.

I'd be able to "X" the [Free Space] but that's about it

I'm a 36yo kv

what do you spend your money on that's so great?

and you can't catch a disease from a blowjob

Food

food is a waste of money, there is free food in the dumpster behind mcdonalds

Are you retarded?
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Haha! Nice post friendo upboat! Unforunately for us intellectuals who know just how to really put that wow face on women, Holla Forums is full of guys who probably don't even have girlfriends!(lol can u believe that?)
Im guessing you mean to post this to reddit or facebook! Just trying to look out for a fellow redditor(:

retarded like a fox

I don't think you belong here, OP

no, you lose.

Done

but you didn't mark anything….

all the same girl.

curvy and petite are polar opposites

you dumb fuck

You've been watching too much porn.


get those fucking buzzwords out of your heads. It's all about proportion.

Video games, clothes, food, drinks, a car, a house, a boat, etc, etc…

Damn that sucks.


Good idea.


Probably.

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I've met 0 women in my life who play video games (apps on iPhone don't count)

I'm willing to bet 99.9999999% of hookers don't partake in vidya either

why are there 4 spaces for incest and one for a foursome and not even one space for trap

come on man

I own a speed boat. It's not like a yacht, so how would I play video games on it? Also I don't want hookers.


My girlfriend plays video games.

There should also be a space for "minor" (aka under 18 female)

And there isn't a space for "mile high club" ???

Traps don't count. That's something a 4channer is into. Plus I'm a straight guy.

for real, I would tick the "minor" space (she was 16, I was 17 tho)

But I agree. Those categories should just be replaced with "Incest"

She doesn't count you fuck. She is only doing it to appease you. She wouldn't do them normally. She wants you to like her so obviously she says she likes video games. She wants your money

I probably should have included "other" for "gay", "trap", and "minor". I guess the free spot fills that void.

She plays games that I hate, which are Final Fantasy, Call Of Duty, Resident Evil(the newer ones since Resident Evil 4, not the older ones) and Dance Dance Revolution(or whatever its called).

I've got/had all that stuff. It's not that great

lol you're lying out your ass dude
Stop fucking lying.

1) Girls don't play RE
2) How the FUCK is she still playing DDR? That game is outdated like 15 years ago. Did you buy her a fucking DDR machine you pathetic fuck?
3) Fuck you for hating Final Fantasy

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dont worry i think 90% of us are
im not believing a single one of these fucking answers. the bingo bars dont make sense

it is stupid. these guys are lying

I see.


She dressed up as Jill Valentine last Halloween. She's a huge fan.

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Final Fantasy is gay.

yeah i don't give a shit anymore. i still have a few years of looking semi-fuckable so i'll give it a shot sometime

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You know how I know you're just a lying sad virgin like the rest of us?

Because you are trying so hard even linked the fucking DDR video game hahahahahaa

OMG you pathetic shit. We know you don't have a gf. Stop fucking trying to explain yourself. It makes you look try-hard

You're the only one "trying hard" here and made yourself look like an idiot when you said you need a DDR machine to play DDR. You feel salty because I made you look dumb.

fuck off you lying asshole

LOL

I think it's weird you can't believe a girl would play resident evil. I have had more girlfriends that were resident evil fans than were not tbh, one of them played more JRPGs tho

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