Oh
my
GOD
Why is prostate massaging so GOOD??? Jesus fucking Christ I can't believe I had never tried it before.. Of course I've poked my butthole a few times like any healthy male but I had never really reached deep inside it. I had never before explored that deep tempting cave, and today I grew the courage to try it. With tons of lube and a finger thirsty for pleasure I've delved deep into that cave.
Next thing you know you'll be taking it in the ass by a guy you told to pretend to be your Dad.
i can't ever reach it properly. also having shit on your finger is gross.
I only do it when I have jerked off too much, and my stupid body won't cum anymore from the normal way
Please, guys, help me out
I want to play with my ass but i have hemoroids. Will it get worse if i do it?
go to the doc
I would have to explain to my parents, cause they pay to me
And they would wonder why i'm interested about my anus
Also i don't wanna to talk about anal masturbation looking in the eyes of the doctor
It's embarrassing
i bought one of those massagers but it just felt like i had to shit really bad and gave up on it
How did you play with it?
I wish i could buy a dildo, but i live with my parents
you are a disgusting rat. It's probably influence of the sissy porn. Just leave porn totally, or at least for a month or two, and fapping for a week or so and then you will feel better.
filth, repent to god
I have prostate orgasmed a few times successfully AMA.
Yeah it's fucking great. Like having your soul licked my god.
It's a whole next level with a toy though, fuck using my fingers, that's uncomfortable and messy. I use pic related, its fantastic and it vibrates and it was only ten bucks.
Toys, user. Don't even bother with your fingers.
It's better the longer you HAVEN'T jerked it for. It's a cruel game.
wait till the next time you take a really good shit, then wait an hour or two, THEN use the massager. You need to know that your pipe is clear, best if you can wash it out properly.
go to a shop and buy one faggot. it's easier to hide a dildo than a bong, and millions of teenagers manage to do that.
this in a major way.
i'll get really fuckin angry at myself if i get off to some awful gay shit like futa or twinks, but if i just leave porn and imageboards entirely for a week or so, i don't even want to see it anymore. getting back on the vanilla train always feels great.
it really is just a matter of forced interest. like 'this is the norm around here so let's fap to it.' you don't even realize how disgusting it is because it's just enforced as normal around here. but once you step back for a while and the constant in-your-face pressure of it is gone, it really is just gross and degrading.
imagination is always better than porn, 100%
some of us are lucky and cant get off to anything but attractive, white, skinny females who are acting sexy.
that or just putting all your focus on what your dick can feel. Don't need imagination, just enjoy sensation for sensation's sake.
Also, sissy porn and tranny shit is subliminally influencing you to relate femenization to sexual exitement.
Trash
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that would be great.
done this before as well. masturbating to simply the concept of masturbating is awesome.
don't have to be gay to enjoy stimulating one of your sexual organs that feels ten times better than your dick.
The poop hole isn't for sexual
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but the vibrations didn't even do anything for me, it just got kinda numbing
But it's an access point. Gotta do what you gotta do, and I sure ain't going through my urethra to get there.
Yeah it can. During a session i will turn the vibration on and off a few times and enjoy it both ways. If you can target the vibration in just the right way it can be really, really nice to hold it still..
Daddys says it makes him feel happy, and I like to help make him feel happy, you know?
I can do this too.
Doesn't make you not a faggot
So have I, only problem is now I can do it without any toys and just muscle contractions. I'd like to be able to reverse that because it's super fucking distracting when you have orgasms while sitting or walking.
Honestly anons, don't do it, I regret it now. Your pleasure will become a living, waking, agony.
if you're willing to try buttfucking yourself why the fuck not try urethra as well, degenerate. Seriously what's the fucking difference? Both hurt as hell, both are disgusting ways to get yourself off
no it should improve your condition
did you dislodge a hinge or something?
why are there all these salty Christians on chan today?
probably because Holla Forums is a christian imageboard
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What do you mean?
what did you mess up so that now you have involuntary ass spasms?
my ass you retard
I don't know. I just used one of those Aneros things, and now I don't even need it for prostate orgasms. It's fucking distracting as fuck.
You cum involuntarily, or you can cum whilst sitting or walking?
just say your ass hole gets itchy and painful
so what exactly are you targeting when you do anal?
Semen works better than preparation H for hemorrhoids
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Yes.
what
I have orgasms when walking or sitting involuntarily. Mainly while walking.
Do you not then have to throw away your underwear in public then?
They're dry orgasms.
Can you get an orgasm with rubbing your dick? I hear it's possible.
did you mean to say can't? because yeah its possible but I havent done it without some very light touching
BULLIES GET THE FUCK OUT, LETS START REPORTING THESE PIECES OF SHIT
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