Brit/pol/ #1052: Imperialism Edition

Britain Won’t Leave EU Despite Brexit Say ‘Experts’
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/07/britain-wont-leave-eu-despite-brexit-say-experts/

Leadsom says CV criticism is 'ridiculous'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36730216

Labour peer attacked in 'chemical and biological warfare' as Parliament put on lockdown
express.co.uk/news/uk/687259/Parliament-police-lockdown-amid-chemical-incident

Uber driver pleads guilty to ‘despicable’ murder of Glasgow shopkeeper Asad Shah because he belonged to minority Muslim sect
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3678547/Taxi-driver-pleads-guilty-killing-Glasgow-shopkeeper-Asad-Shah-wished-Christian-customers-happy-Easter.html

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twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/751074367061262337
facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363
youtube.com/watch?v=BFmOg2mEl6Q
poal.me/kalr3c
youtube.com/watch?v=3udBZTBSmDM
reddit.com/r/ukipparty/comments/4rawoj/what_is_the_process_for_electing_the_new_ukip/
reddit.com/r/tories/comments/4qmmon/gove_vs_may_who_are_you_voting_for_and_why/
reddit.com/r/BritishPolitics/comments/4rcs7c/watch_ken_clarke_ridicules_tory_candidates/
order-order.com/2016/07/07/241222/
twitter.com/faisalislam/status/751077830230962176
twitter.com/MelanieLatest/status/751094749474463745
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/133618
archive.is/qBnWP
twitter.com/PennyRed/status/751098330890039296
breitbart.com/london/2016/07/07/125000-euros-deport-three-migrants/
bild.de/geld/wirtschaft/fluechtling/nur-jeder-50te-findet-einen-job-43786808.bild.html
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/blair-isnt-liar-hes-genuine-believer-made-dangerous/
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-36737426
youtu.be/BFHlITJw78g
rt.com/uk/349880-industrial-accident-birmingham-killed/
youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E&feature=youtu.be&t=1m29s
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36736571
scotreferendum.com/questions/who-can-vote-in-the-referendum/
washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/07/07/canadian-judge-punching-a-caucasian-and-yelling-i-hate-white-people-isnt-a-hate-crime
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3678888/Five-men-die-suffers-injuries-wall-collapses-recycling-centre.html
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/07/a-discussion-of-mass-immigration.html
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-30234121
pbs.twimg.com/media/CmyBrpQXEAE7Cst.jpg
order-order.com/2016/07/07/boles-texts/
express.co.uk/news/uk/687259/Parliament-police-lockdown-amid-chemical-incident
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-leadership-election-nigel-farage-backs-angela-leadsom-as-next-prime-minister-a7125671.html
express.co.uk/news/politics/686798/Brexit-Ukip-leader-Nigel-Farage-warns-next-prime-minister-not-to-sell-out-on-Brexit
express.co.uk/news/uk/678252/Salmond-Nigel-Farage-sex-attack-warning?utm_source=traffic.outbrain&utm_medium=traffic.outbrain&utm_term=traffic.outbrain&utm_content=traffic.outbrain&utm_campaign=traffic.outbrain
express.co.uk/news/uk/687403/US-Investment-banks-JP-Morgan-London-global-financial-centre-Brexit
express.co.uk/news/uk/687155/Third-of-UK-councils-refuse-to-take-Syrian-refugees-despite-Cameron-pledge
express.co.uk/news/politics/687370/Brexit-patronising-Labour-peer-Baroness-King-second-EU-referendum-voters-Brexit
thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/04/16/cops-didn-t-collect-evidence-on-hanging-of-black-teen-lennon-lacy.html
youtube.com/watch?v=HnJZ2haLPCw
twitter.com/andywigmore/status/751124963764109312
twitter.com/mk1969/status/751133648385105920
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Day_(newspaper)
poal.me/uqbyz8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

1st for SA, TTPW and TheBumBumKing are Homosexual deviants that will burn in hell

FIRST FOR LEADSOM IN THE LEAD

First for my massive
dong

r8 my Anti-Polish OC lads

Thanks for that waste you fucking autist

'328 Tory MPs voted. Poll closed. Result expected at 4:30pm. #ToryLeadership'

twitter.com/RedHotSquirrel/status/751072673153908736

COME ON LEADSOM

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any good animes this season lads?

We're going to need our best memes to win this lads.

Sadly this is the point where May MPs conspire to back Gove and eliminate Leadsom, so that the membership never get a vote on her and the leadership is safe between two establishment MPs.

I saw one called Eastenders lad. It's all about genocide and deviancy tbh

needs more stink lines

[Autism intensifies]

GOD HATES FAGS, THERFORE SA

twitter.com/britainelects/status/751073608823373826

LADS LEADSOM IS SECOND DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS FINAL RESULT BUT GUIDO REPORTED SAME

Not this season but my favourite still goes to Girls und Panzer.
The film was pretty recent, though.

Good stuff lad. I'll check it out

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84 FUCKING VOTES

HOLY SHIT SHE DID IT!

nice pics but your a fag

You overestimate May's willingness to take risks. If word got out about a plot like that it would be career ogre.

Kek/10

Fucking yanks will go apeshit though lad

What are these, SA? Plans and concepts?

One of these days m8. Some day in my lifetime London will be great again

Wew lads Leadsom and May going through.

Now will Leadsom win with the membership?

LEADSOM ON FINAL BALLOT

FISHBOY BTFO

You know what this means, lads. Get to work redpilling any paid up members of the Tory party on how shit Theresa May is.

I think she has a good chance, but we need to step up our shilling to counter the medias May coverage.

twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/751074367061262337

Moggs supporting Andrea now. Thank you based Moggs.

In my opinion we will see something similar to Labour where the MP's choice is different to the membership's and thus Mummy Leadsom will win

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Two threads again

Use the earlier one numbers 51 then switch to 52.

Yeah, same with the pic in OP.

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It was foretold by SA that he was making one lad.

The last thread was supposed to be #1051 but the OP mucked up, this thread is now the correct number.

No lad 52 is the right number

The last thread wasn't numbered properly

Hope so lad. What I feel is that Andrea being the more right-wing actually conservative in some regards candidate is actually a good thing in this because the electorate are purely tory members. As opposed to a usual general election where a more cucked candidate has a better chance.

It wouldn't have been career over, because the membership would have had to choose from her and Gove, who also had a "career over" moment.

But either she didn't take the risk of getting knocked out herself or her MPs didn't want to do a conspiracy.

Now what are the odds the membership will back Leadsom? Guido's polls put May in the lead…

We're technically on 52 anyway.

We've still got two threads again…

nth for our Imperial Chinese Overlords

Aye but Gove didn't conspire against the will of the electorate.

Just leave the other one then, m8.

LADS

I set up a fake jewbook account and now I'm flirting with my cousin

Don't forget 40% will probably vote for May in the hopes she'll fuck over the population on actually delivering Brexit.

What you need to do is ensure that of the remaining 60%, no-one votes May on the basis of outright lies or a fucked-up headmistress fetish from their boarding school days.

He conspired to keep Boris off the ballot paper.

It's the Tory selectorate in both cases, not the real electorate.

Lad, stop.

I hope your cousin is a girl, you degenerate.

Don't you need a phone number for a facebook anyway?

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I didn't need one for mine tbh fam just an email

She stopped replying. I think it'll be OK tbh

this one?
facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

I feel like Leadsom will do well in pushing how shes actually 100% for Brexit and we don't know what kind of shit deal May will get.

Plus Andrea has the benefit of being a fresh face AND not having completely cocked up immigration… unlike May as home secretary.

Terry May, pls go away you fucking spinster

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

GCHQ I'M SORRY

DON'T TELL PLS

What the hell is going on?

Blair has good taste in Chinky women.

Coming at this from an internet privacy angle may also be beneficial

Lads when is the vote between Leadsom and may?

You just got hacked, lad.

when I click that I get pic related

That just autodirects to your own profile lad. Don't be spooked.

End of September IIRC

I feel like Leadsom will do well with younger members of the Tory party definitly, then good with older ones who care about reducing migration and leaving the EU.

Went to the constituency of Based Rees-Mogg's today for work stuff. I felt strangely at peace, it was very comfy. Then I realised I hadn't seen a single brown person all day, the place was virtually whitetopia. I drove around the towns and couldn't find a single one. The buildings and architecture looked great, the churches were impressive, the streets were clean, the people looked respectable and happy, the kids coming home from school were fair-haired white angels, there were St George crosses and Union Jacks all over the place fluttering in the breeze.

That's a cool little link

It pains me to see the contrast between all white and then that brown.

Fucks sake, you nigger.

Wew fam. I thought I was caught out tbh


It looks like they're doing a poo lmao

IT'S LEADSOM VS. MAY!

FILTER AND REPORT
FILTER AND REPORT NIGGER CUCK SPAM

Tricked lad ;^)

youtube.com/watch?v=BFmOg2mEl6Q

To think all that beautiful pale, blonde blue eyed genes would be wiped out in a single generation.

kinda turns me on tbh fam

when does the vote take place to pick the conservative leader, lads? i swear to god, if may wins, im gonna vote purely on the basis of keeping that cunt out til they replace her with someone less fucking awful

IMPORTANT POLL

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And don't respond; Holla Forumsarthposter feeds off of (you)'s.

Sounds like heaven tbh

What constituency is that?

Kill yourself

Will the UKIP leader be elected in the same way? Will it eventually come down to country-wide UKIP members?

Yes.

North-East Sommerset

That's a beautiful thought lad.
There's virtually no browns in my area but you still see them from time to time. Feels bad.
Be nice to see more flags around too.

Beautiful tbh lad

I wish people flew national and county flags from every public building tbh

consider suicide


consider suicide as well

How can something so lovely survive next to Bristol?

There's a reason why Jacob was so opposed to Sommerset being involved in the se Devolution deal as Bristol

are you sure lad? youtube.com/watch?v=3udBZTBSmDM

BARTH!?

MORE LIKE *BARF!*

I would fly flags personally but I live with my parent's

Is it worth trying to get people to join the Conservative party membership to vote for Leadsom?

Me too


It's called Lancashire tbh

barfshit hates the cuckposter just as much as you, the main problem is when is hotpockets going to ban this fucking BLACKED poster.

Parties usually have a waiting period before you can vote on these things fam

You have to be a member for a certain amount of time, which I'm pretty sure is more than the amount of time that you'd be in the party.

Does anyone have any Tommy Mair memes I could borrow? I'll give them back after

Tossup between the county tories who don't see the problem because muh terrorists and the money tories who would probably prefer full crypto fuck the proles because offline mosques anyway.

Borders + Sharia. Whose Home was she protecting?

So emotionally dead they're not even bothering to hate their life at this point.

When?

white roses lad

Whenever the party announce it.

A party insider says the rules are being written now:
reddit.com/r/ukipparty/comments/4rawoj/what_is_the_process_for_electing_the_new_ukip/


No. You have to have joined three months before Cameron announced his resignation.

Bristol is a magnet, it absorbs them all. Bristol is centrally cucked Labour and Green, the outer suburbs are more Tory and UKIP and then once you leave it becomes rural Tory.

Good, I was slightly worried that lefties would join and vote for may.

Highly likely that there will only be one or two serious contenders anyway.

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kill yourself filthy cuck

Lefties don't even really like May.

The only people that like are people that know nothing about politics.

Thank his dad Lord William "Gas coons in their millions" Rees-Mogg.

Currently I've seen no May supporters outside of the luvvies on politics programmes.

Again

Completely clueless people don't go on politics programs. May's seen as a fascist by lefties.

If that's what she wanted. Sometimes you have to go the extra mile for your lady.

How can anyone get this upset about being unwanted? Why not just go for good and carry on with your life?

like keeping her addicted to the master cock.
oh wait, you're shilling

I reckon he has nothing else in his life.

According to my survey of two Tory Party members, Leadsom is the favourite

What actually happened to the Irish nobility when that so-called Republic was formed?

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reddit.com/r/tories/comments/4qmmon/gove_vs_may_who_are_you_voting_for_and_why/

And from a LibDem
reddit.com/r/BritishPolitics/comments/4rcs7c/watch_ken_clarke_ridicules_tory_candidates/

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They were actually Normans and that fam but they did basically become Irish after a few hundred years tbf

Are the Irish even human?

I know but they might vote for her just to spite the leave side.

So basically you were right user.

What do you lads think of the Harrying of the North?

JUST

Can someone drop some based Helmer quotes, they give me a chuckle

Lefties are vindictive creatures.

Is Iain Duncan Smith (semi) based?

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I certainly hope none of us did.

Rather him as Tory leader than May tbqh

is woes a fag?

He's genuinely just stupid, but he seems to not actively hate the country.

He used to be

That wasn't implied at all.

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order-order.com/2016/07/07/241222/

Too based for this earth.

this is nothing

dont test me

Nuttall is literally the saviour of the Scouse race. Does he have a realistic chance of becoming the party leader?

Pretty much anyone else and the party would turn Torylite and fade into nothingness.

At what ages can you marry in Britain?

The odds are in his favour mate.

Probably underage. Barth and Shrek are what a 15-year-old would find amusing.


For our next trick, we really need to start creating some anti-May infographics, flyers, etc. The key though, will be dissemination. The internet won't do it, most Tory party members are still stuck in the age of steam.

We'll need to put them up in places they'd likely go in real life - churches, church halls, cricket pavilions, the M&S food hall, etc.

Make it happen kek

He has a very high chance of becomming leader providing that cucks don't vote for Woolfe. He's in the top two most likely.

I've met both men, and on a personal level, Nuttall is still the best. Woolfe comes across rather inauthentically.

Nuttall wanting Evans in the race is a good strategic move, as it should split up Woolfe's vote.

he thought he was gay when he was at some poncey London art college, but now he sticks to the nicotine fags

PLZ Laugh

Depends, are you Muslim?

The Brussels Bruiser
The Merseyside Mussolini
The Scouse with Nous

I swear I am white.

I hope he manages to find a decent seat to stand in. We need him in parliament.

ULSTER SAYS QUADS

sixteen with parents permission or eighteen independently

Bootle's a fucking abhorrent place to be standing.

Haven't heard back lel

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How do I get parents' permission?

Where's that lad?

Sorry for stealing your quads on a less interesting post Ian.

Use google you cretin.

Not sure I think they sign something at the ceremony or you can elope to Scotland like my ex's uncle and aunt

Thanks lad. I appreciate the kind words.

Gretna Green! That's what it's called. You can get married to a sixteen year old without permission there

Not taking bully advice.

Is Nuttall really a leftie? I know he says based stuff about Cultural Marxism and the EU but I haven't heard his economic policies.

I swear, if he and Woolfe are both lefties…

That's guido's way of saying that he's a national socialist.

Cultural marxism is left wing social policy.

so was brother barry

The economic left and conservative right have a special place in history lad, if you don't remember…

Google: Bootle
Oh.

I don't want any kind of socialism. A leader to the left of Farage is a setback.

Dubs for a united Ireland tbh

Give us our land back wanker

This is the one true map of Britain btw

No

Might move to America lads

twitter.com/faisalislam/status/751077830230962176

'Look how happy IDS is after Leadsom gets on ballot - told me Monday "if we can get her to the country, she'll win"'

Hope Smith's optimism is well placed.

Go and hide behind women's skirts then cry when civilians get shot lad

ok

Why the fuck?

It depends who you get your definition of "leftie" from. People like Raheem and Delingpole consider Hitler a leftie based on his economic policy and to make the weak argument of "the left are the real racists".

Nuttall and Hitler are in a very similar boat, policy-wise. I'm expecting Breitbart to try and throw Paul under the bus for this.

Just cheeki banter lad **might even bullycide some abbos and get the Queen to give me a Dukedom tbh

bloody funday

we got 1 we got 2
we got 14 more than you

Nobody cares about Shitler lad

Fuck off Raheem tbh.

twitter.com/MelanieLatest/status/751094749474463745

Hitler was a cuck tbh

QUICK DOES ANYONE LIVE NEAR PAKISTAN?

No bully lad. Remember the 4 million tbh

I agree tbh. We need:

LESS GOVERNMENT
LOWER TAXES
A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS

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What's the goy translation of this? "I'm panicking because politics is shifting to the right"?

i live in Birmingham, its like pakistan in parts

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Capitalism is too left wing tbh lads.

These date threads are going to be the best.

Hue

1066 for the soonest?

Aye lad.

Nice lad

Ban all the guns and ship them to the UK instead

For a laugh tbh

Fuck Britain, I hope your country balkanizes and your people all miscegenate and die off.

Calm down Seamus.

Ok there German

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Could be a Pole we bullycided tbh

Thanks

Sign this please?

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/133618

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Nice to see some lulz coming out of the U.K. this morning.


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when did the British army last use spears?

Guaranteed replies, thanks for the (You)'s you fucking Britcuck faggots.

Good for you.

when we last used shields

toss em in a dustbin and send the buggers back

Lad, really now.

they weren't using shields in the 1770s

We aren't running a deficit like the rest of Holla Forums fam

Some time around the Civil War?

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early 1700's

lmao
twitter.com/PennyRed/status/751098330890039296

the county flag is flown quite a lot in worcestershire, it's just a bit shit. gloucestershire has a much better flag

breitbart.com/london/2016/07/07/125000-euros-deport-three-migrants/

Germany is facing a €125,000 bill to deport just three illegal African migrants who have been convicted of violent crimes.

In January of this year a Bulgarian man cost the NRW government €20,000 to deport, in March a pair of Turks cost over €22,000, and the entire 3,100 migrants rejected for asylum in the past year have so far cost the region a massive €1.5 million.

In Bavaria €2.85 million were spent in 2015 alone deporting some 4,200 migrants.

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The German Federal government projects that there will be the need for around 27,000 forced deportations in 2016 – up from last year’s total of 22,369. The figures for so-called ‘voluntary deportations’ are even higher with the government estimating 61,000 migrants could leave of their own accord and they have so far allocated over €10 million euros to help them leave.==

You sure showed us!

If that Revolution film is accurate they were using them against the Americans in their independence war

whats the fucking point of a spear if you have a rifle? dont get me wrong, im sure they were used once in a while for specific things, but theres no fucking point issuing spears when you have guns and sabres to fight with.


and i doubt they were using spears for much either

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Guns were invented in the 14th century so id guess the 14th century.

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Top oc tbh

They had mixed units of spears and riflemen all the way until the late 17th century.

It was part of the military tactics, since they would both be used to protect against cavalry, and front-line charges.

why leaving the eu is so important

wew tbh lads

I just want to face fuck Laurie Penny lads god damn it

Krauts every time smh tbh

What is a genderpunk?

when we wuz kangz an shiet

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lads, How likely is Theresa May to be PM?

thereve been plenty of accounts of soldiers stopping still in close range distance in order to reload their weapons, turns out facing someone in close combat is a fuckload scarier than shooting at them, and thus people prefer to just shoot the cunts until they really do have to use a close range weapon.


so for specific purposes then?

very sparse use by that period, musket and bayonet were the weapons of the day, a Brown Bess with bayonet gives you a good reach

lad i've seen a lot of people here say that! fucking people saying 'the eu is racist, free movement for europeans and nothing if you're brown' shit like that.

trigger warning: vice

Lad you still about?

bild.de/geld/wirtschaft/fluechtling/nur-jeder-50te-findet-einen-job-43786808.bild.html

The Kiel-based Institute for World Economics estimated that only two per cent of recent migrants to Germany are employable. Professor Ludger Wössmann, director of the Centre for the Economics of Education in Munich, said his research showed at least two thirds of migrants can’t read or write.

Looks like Merkel may be more based than bomber Harris.

Aye, cavalry charges were very common up until recently - historically speaking. Pikemen were the counter to that.

this is from prussia 1745, and culloden 1746

Yes, lad yes.

so?

looks like mainly some ceremonial use then

Fun fact, those fancy hats are there because those are grenadiers. It's easier to get a good swing in of a grenade if the hat is narrow and tall rather than wide like the tricord.

how did they get them all to stand still while those were painted?

What about the last confirmed kill with a spear?
Jack Churchill has the record for most recent longbow kill from WWII, but have the Swiss Guard ever had to use their halberds?

Come on lad

3 shots a minute for British infantry of the day was the norm and fired in mass volleys

it stopped the Highland charge at Culloden combined with bayonet for close work

I love this man.

yeah, but its not like spears were used for long, or for much other than a passive deterrent against specific threats.

theres no way in hell you can make the argument that issuing a soldier with a spear makes more sense than a rifle and sabre.


well then.

Wajahat will be at the Karachi Ocean Mall 7pm on Friday

I'd rough it to two, seeing as you'd need the entire line to reload.

some NCO's carried spontoon's but a musket would have been preferable

Can you imagine the blood god getting a bullet wound in Iraq?

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that's when he went to help York right? Or was it another cousin who got trapped between french lines?

what the fuck is that leather breast plate shit

The bayonet had superceded the pike in professional armies by about 1700.

I cannot love an enemy of England

:^)))))))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((^:

BOMB SCARE AT BAKER STREET STATION

He's bisecksyewall.
He says he's 75% straight, 25% subhuman.

What is this thing?

It's his costume (from the RSC's latest production of Henry V, which was absolutely great btw)

blogs.spectator.co.uk/2016/07/blair-isnt-liar-hes-genuine-believer-made-dangerous/

latest from Based Ed West

He wants a picture in response of you

Well he's not getting one. You're very strange.

HE KNOWS OUR MEMES

You say it as a joke, but more government and higher taxes are for socialists tbh.

It's Leadsom - May lads, will the Conservative membership cuck us all?

bbc.com/news/uk-politics-36737426

3 shots is easily achievable with plenty of practice and the British army drilled this into its troops

you also tend to form a minimum of 2 lines, 3 preferable with reserves

Just makes me unbearably sad, lads. In a couple of decades we have given away our country to people who hate us.

Fucking ungrateful literal piece of shit.
Every brown person's identity can be boiled down to:

what about the 1066 lad
it's coming soon

1066 is a bit of a meme tbh

Forgot pic.

I like that Jess Phillips is butthurt as fuck about this.

We need to meme mummy into number 10. I have no confidence in May with regards to invoking article 50.

was it better than the fucking BBC's Hollow Crown? Because Tom Hiddleston was absolutely shit in it and York was a fucking nigger

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ARE NIGE THE KINGMAKER

Not the most aesthetic-looking bunch tbh.

JUST FUCK HIS SHIT UP

Nuttalls not a leftie, but he doesn't want to outsource everything to China because of 'Muh free markets'

hur forinners takin are jobs and not workin innit I'm a white racist bigot nazi heil UKIP

???

Posting a more reputable Youtuber.

youtu.be/BFHlITJw78g

This is the same mong who said "We're winning" in a video about white birth rates in London, downvote and ignore.

i mean long while rifles were standard issue

Nuttall is just a protectionist like Trump, which is not a free market position, therefore classified as "left wing". He's still for a small state because he realises most of the big state shit is lefty cucks and waste.

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TONIGHT'S QUESTION TIME PANEL

EXPECT LOADS OF FLAK AT FALCONER FOR BLAIR

AND LOADS OF PEN TAPPING FROM HISLOP

ALSO POSSIBLE CALLING OUT OF ISRAEL FROM GALLOWAY

She's a typically shameless parasitic shitskin.
The demographic shift in the major cities may, ultimately be in our favour, inasmuch as it means we can easily besiege the bastards and starve them out.

[pen tapping intensifies]

Is Brinton a chap?

URRRM BLAIR, IRAQ, TOTAL COCKUP

[PEN TAPPING]

Lad its fucking Galloway, its a given hes going to talk about the greater Israel plan or something.

No just a Lib Dem

Ian Hislop - the cynical man's puppet.

I actually confused Falconer for Brinton at first glance, tbh.


Yeah, I'm going to watch it for the sheer entertainment value. Falconer might just steal the limelight with his defending of the Blood God after Chilcot, though.

has he moved house?

Moved in with his autistic boyfriend

I fucking hate that Scottish cunt.

IDS thinks not and he's the guy Gove/Boles pointed out did this before, cucking the MPs by winning over the more redpilled members.

I hate you for even calling him Scottish, cunt.

We can only pray he's right lad.

Why does he still make these.
Not even 1,000 subscribers (most of which will be our lot), videos rarely go above 500 views, yadda yadda yadda.

Tbf, since the Day of The Great Betrayal, June 23rd 2016, he very much is the voice of Scotland.
Soon he'll be your grand leader, and defender of the islamic faith.

Here's something that'll cheer you lot up.

5 Muslim niggers from Gambia crushed in a scrap yard a few miles from me


The wall was a large concrete structure containing metal, according to the West Midlands Fire Service.

“Sadly, there was nothing that could be done to save the five men who had been working next to [the collapsed wall],” a fire services spokesperson said in a statement.

“A sixth man was partially trapped by the falling concrete but had managed to get out from the rubble himself. He was treated at the scene by ambulance staff and the doctor from the air ambulance for a broken leg before he was taken to Heartlands Hospital for further treatment.”

rt.com/uk/349880-industrial-accident-birmingham-killed/

His brothers are nogs but that's to be expected, a theatre troop isn't like a TV production, they have to make do with who they have (one French knight is played by the same actress as the princess' handmaiden, which was confusing), but I really enjoyed it. Of course, that may be because I saw it on the anniversary of Agincourt, so I was just about ready to run through a Frenchman there and then. Henry himself I thought was really good, and they made it really funny as well. I actually saw the Hollow Crown version afterwards, despite having bought the DVDs four years ago. Frankly their version was just shameful. I can't believe they played "I love France so much I don't want to give up a single part of it" dead straight. And they changed the St Crispins Day speech, too, so that they could point out that they had a black guy playing a lord. Why not just make Westmorland or or Warwick black if they were that desperate?
I would definitely recommend the 2015 RSC Henry V, though. I haven't seen their Henry IV and Richard II though.

Lad the Scottish people couldn't care less.

why are walls so racist?

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Forgot the video

DIVERSITY IS OUR STRENGTH

BUT WE ARE ALL THE SAME

youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E&feature=youtu.be&t=1m29s

Must be why Trump wants to build one and make it ten feet taller.

The Scottish people are too busy munching on muslim kebab to care about politics.

Lads whats a proper cheap phone with the android OS of 4.4?

Thats not very Civic lad

Even looking at him makes me feel fucking sick

Because they were white walls….weighing in at roughly 1.5 tonne per block
This plus all the scap metal.

I remember last year a crane squashed some muzzies during the holy month.

Seems that allah and industrial safety policy don't mix.

Ah yes. Where's the webm when you need it.

Why do you britbongs have such a problem with polacks. I mean your country is inundated with pakistanis, other mud/shitskins and gypsys and all you do is complain about polish immigrants, that actually are there for work (most of them) and not for gibs me dat. They are white, chrisitan and not violent or criminal but you guys prefer Machmud, a serial rapist, radical muslim and jobless shitskin from peshawar.

He's better than Hiddleston, but my god this guy's delivery is way too "shakespearean" to my taste. Also the leather armour is triggering me to no end.
When will we get good non-pozzed Henry V movie/series? It's amazing that after so many years the only decent adaptations are Olivier's and Branagh's

Lololol
The way that faggot leaned his head back, with a look of insincere adulation etched upon his face.
I bet the fucking faggot audience found it difficult not to laugh, in spite of being moral harbingers.

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Here ya go.

Also
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36736571

"Ill sign your petition"

Good day tbh lads

It's so good. I can't imagine how people are leftists in Aus when abbos exist

The Great Betrayal is already taken lad, it's how people refer to Blair's terms.


Noice

Thank you based crane
And you too lad.

We explain to you time and time again and you never fucking listen

POLAND FOR THE POLISH, BRITAIN FOR THE BRITISH

WE CAN BE AGAINST BOTH AT THE SAME TIME

Wew lad you sound like a fucking legend.

Top lad, 'capped.

I want to believe.

Legend mate if true

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Hmmmm….The Day of Caledonian Cuckoldry

idk if I believe you lad but it was a good read.

Crime, wage depression, housing prices, general fucking up of places, complete take over of entire areas and turning them into polish ghettos, the way polish women love to promote race mixing, the list goes on really.

This isn't true at all, we complain about pakis and bangladeshi's the most tbh, then probably Romanians, then Polish.

Either way, many here at brit/pol/ would appreciate it if you internationalist, multi-cult, "it's okay to genocided as long as you're replaced with slavs!" simply fucked off and stopped promoting your self hating globalisation fetish around here.

Than you for taking the time to provide us with feedback! We always appreciate your input!

it's b8 lad. dont give them (you's)

They do seem even more primitive than niggers tbh.

Lad…

Yea they're about 20 IQ points below the average nog

Their history is amazing, they burnt down the entirety of australia for some munch and then forgot how to farm or hunt or anything so started eating each other

thingsthatyouwishhappenedbutdidnthappen.jpg

He's a Jerry, lads; only one bunch of people calls us 'Island Monkeys'. Don't need to bother with him.

Ironic cuckoldry is still cuckoldry.

Ironic shilling is still shilling.

Mainly because of the fucking Uni and dank multiculturalism.

The comedy was its best asset, especially the ethnic stereotypes in the siege of Harfleur. Unfortunately that scene hasn't been uploaded, so the best I can do is this

Webm for future posts featuring Australia's "Wise" Natural inhabitants

And of course the thumbnail ruins the joke.

How much petrol do you think it took to lure then on stage?

Too good to be true but I'll believe it anyway.

TRULY OUR BETTERS

RELICS OF A BETTER TIME, A SIMPLER TIME

Thanks lads, I try to do my part helps that I was older and burlier than them too


Dont at all blame you skepticism lads but its pretty easy to intimidate stupid leftycunt students when they are away from their indoctrination hives and dont have huge numbers of chimping crusties and antifas to back them up. They are not used to being told to gtfo so it proper shocks them when you do it. Dont let them pull shit like that in your towns. Let them know they are unwelcome and drive them out. Let them know that outside their degenerate city bubbles, folk actually despise them and all they that espouse.

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kek, petrol sniffing abbos

Porbably the funniest webm ever made.
I hope to see it being injected into threads liberally, even when entirely irrelevant to the discussion.

England Overcrowded.

Government Encourages English to buy houses/build houses in Scotland.

scotreferendum.com/questions/who-can-vote-in-the-referendum/

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When Indyref 2 happens, a clear majority vote to remain in the UK with the English immigrants skewing the results.

After losing 2 Indyrefs, SNP collapses, Scotland returns to labour/Tory control, with UKIP a new home for angry Scots who want a moan
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Prosperous post-brexit UK economy means native citizens feel confident and have many native children. Population swells. More Brits convinced to move to Northern and Southern Ireland.

UK government secretly pumps money into Unionist and UK - loyalist parties and politicians.


Idea of reunited Ireland becomes a serious possibility.

Vote is called on reuiniting with UK.

UK Government has secretly bought shares in all major Irish companies, and the bosses urged to say the Irish economy will collapse without reuniting.

Ireland reunifies and UK stands tall in the world.
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Money saved from EU contributions goes into UK government buying shares in companies worldwide & influencing boardmembers to get them to relocate factories to poor parts of UK.

_______

UK Deal with Switzerland means Britzerland partners are basically the worlds bank. We earn trillions from interest.

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Megarich UK offers Commonwealth countries chance to participate in a new British Empire or get cut adrift - no trade deals or foreign aid.

The UK is so powerful now that no Commonwealth country dares decline and some that left commonwealth are eager to return.

Canada accepts British Hegemony.

RULE BRITANNIA AD INFINITUM

I walked past some skinny nu-male ginger cyclist in my town centre just after St.George's festival last year when all the England flags were still up.

His comment was something along the lines of 'oh, wow we seem to be in an inbred racist town x-DDD'


They're so fucking pathetic and squeamish because they're used to the university atmosphere of being completely unopposed and having their intelligence boners stroked.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE FROM BRITAIN
MY TOWN HAS BEEN GETTING COVERED WITH THESE SHITTY HOUSES BY THE SNP BECAUSE PEOPLE WANT TO LIVE HERE NOW
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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most Scotts would rather live next door to a paki than an Englishman

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kys tbh

This is mainly why people started firing by rank and also marching slowly towards the enemy. Understandably, if you're a rabble facing off against a well-trained machine that fires rank by rank at you and then marches slowly towards you, despite being under-fire, you'd shit yourself. So people rarely went into hand-to-hand combat and usually buggered off when this was happening. This is the time when real uniforms came back into fashion because 1700-1850s warfare was all about making the enemy scared and break rather than grind the enemy to a nub. This is why the Great War was so much of a shock.

It won't really lad, the reason we started voting SNP in the first place was because people were tired with the same old parties, I think UKIP has a good chance of getting votes up here once the SNP goes though.

So lads what do we think? Will May get in because 'muh experience'? Can Leadsom ride off the pro-brexit members?

What will the Tory membership vote lads?

Fucking Duncan

I dunno what I love most about it.
The garbled noises they are making.
The unbearable awkwardness, particularly when I imagine the struggle it must have been for the audience not to shudder with laughter.
The earnest look on the cuck musician's face.
Or the fact that the main antipo-nigger was dressed as Solomon Kane.

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Every word that comes out of his mouth has a fucking slant to it.

lol nice one lad

fuck you tbh lad, Theresa May is going to be PM and there is not much you can do to stop it.

what is this from

Too close to call but I think May will get it.

I'm looking forward to rubbing Labours hanging noses in their own turds by suggesting that the nasty party has promoted two female PM's and Labour hasn't.

Am I a cunt for feeling literally no sympathy for these porch monkeys that keep getting shot in America?

wrong person m9

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ROLLING THING

Exactly. It is up to us to bring them crashing down to reality at every available opportunity.

Even the abbo 'woman' started laughing lmao

Are the abbos even taking it seriously?

why do you post the same pictures obsessively?

Don't do this to yourself, man.
The average jock will hear the word 'UKIP' and think:


Nah, I was actually addressing you, assuming you also found the video funny.

Here's a slightly better webm lads


Q&A the Australian Question Time (But a FUCKLOAD more liberal if you can believe that)

That's the cabin user.

When adjusted for murder rates whites are more likely to get shot by police than blacks.

Proportion of those arrested for murder who are black and proportion of those reported by victims (victimisation studies) who are black are also roughly the same.

ah sheiit. Yeah, I feel kind of bad for the though, Abos are pretty harmless.

Honestly when i talk to my work mates and people they say they agree with a lot of ukip's points, just that they wouldn't vote for them since they "just another posh party", I really do think if someone like Nuttall got in this would change. only if the SNP collapse though, which they will in time

OI START FECKIN SINGIN ROITE ?

Blacks are surplus to requirements and become more so every day.

theyre prob on the petrol lad

yea theyre harmless alright

Fucking hell, it mushed them.

aghh whatever lad. I'm aussie, i'd know

Abbo bus banter is shit tbh.

A woman is going to become Prime Minister.

This is the direct result of mummyposting. What have you done lads?

what and you feel sorry for them? drop the white guilt already

I'm going to have some fun with the lefties over this one.

The last one got me, fuck haha

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Hang these creatures and let their mothers see the mutilation of their corpses. Truly this is a sign of our degrading nation.

Yelling ‘I hate white people’ and punching one isn’t a hate crime, Canadian judge rules:

washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2016/07/07/canadian-judge-punching-a-caucasian-and-yelling-i-hate-white-people-isnt-a-hate-crime

Looks like they fell for the meme lads

Come on, lad…

tbh I'm australian and the and my view is that the only thing we "Owe" the aboriginials is to get them out of the welfare state that we've allwoed them and the govenment to build

It's fuck up for both them and us as the whites have to send money to the Aboriginals and they simply use it on drugs and a shit lifestyle

Unfortunately if you even suggest making it so that their benefits can't buy alcohol or be withdrawn and used on drugs then you get dog dogpiled by both the left and the right

Bodies of five African workers remain trapped after 15ft high concrete wall holding back tonnes of scrap metal collapsed and crushed them to death at a recycling plant


dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3678888/Five-men-die-suffers-injuries-wall-collapses-recycling-centre.html

In the UK you'd better not confront a coloured person like that. It's putting you're liberty and livelihood at risk, Just avoid eye contact and don't give them reason to get violent with you.

Not really, lad. The only reason it's embarrassing is because actual white-guilties persuaded them to go on stage to show how enlightened an cultured they are

What's it like being not British?

tia mane

KEK

Subhuman Poles on suicide watch.

Banter has a line wherein it becomes destructive. If I begin wanking off to blacked.com is this mere banter because it is a meme?

It is a rotten corruption lad.

Have a bleach and ammonia cocktail.

You have the privilege of British genetics lad. Don't call yourself white but a Britisher.

What's it like being an (((American)))?

Yea that's a pretty shitty situation l read of that stolen generation thing as well when the gov tried to educate them and it failed massively cuz theyre so shit and now theyre just in a society that they just cant hack

Majority white, just like the country still is at the moment and will be when we shill abortion in lefty and brown parts of the country and reinstate the death penalty for paki rapists and paedophiles who make up a huge chunk of their population

Deal with it.

Ah fair I get you it's a bit of a cringe fest fucking lefties though watching this should be an instant red pill but they just play along

That sounds like top ironic banter tbh lad.

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Don't know how you can question anyone's heritage when you've clearly never been to a football match.

I sound quite educated and eloquent so I find it amusing to lead them into a false sense of security before coming out as a right-winger. It really fucks them up to hear me say "I was being sarcastic" after spouting their talking points.

RECYCLE THE BICYCLE STEALERS

No you fucking idiots, you're defending literal scum.

tbf lad the idea of entering a race war and wiping out a good chunk of the ethnic population makes my dick hard, not all of them, just a few survivors who know what the white man is capable of

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2016/07/a-discussion-of-mass-immigration.html

Peter linked to my Poz The Neghole account again referring to me as "some kind person"

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What's it like to have absolutely no sense of humour? Do you believe the Victorians never let off steam?

t. burger boy

I find no amusement in a miscarriage

We are not dealing with a football match my son but vagabonds who have embarked a motorcoach to chant about a miscarriage. This is not amusing nor did I once break a single smile. I hold myself above the wicked and base. Why don't you? Pretension to some (((working class))) ladishness?

It doesn't matter if it's supposed to be a joke, IN A PUBLIC PLACE, IT IS THE HEIGHT OF DEGENERACY TO OFFEND PEOPLE.

kek nice

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What's it like to have no character? No moral fibre? To condone this pretentious display at manhood?

*tip*

Well we all know your mother preferred to try abortions. :^)

if it were a bunch of mudshits yelling the same shit you'd be calling them savages and saying they need to leave the country and be killed.

Reminder hypocrisy the also degenerate

You're so fucking dumb it hurts.


NOT AN ARGUMENT NOT AN ARGUMENT

I never said that polish immigrants are good and I understand your ambitions to keep britain british. But my point is that you guys seem to be more worried about the polish than the other filth from the third world that comes in masses. Your first priority should be the non-europeans, after that the europeans.
I live in mountain jew country and the biggest migrant group we have are germans, genuine germans like Schmitt or Müller and not turkroaches that happen to have the german passport. I don't like germans either but I'd take 10'000 german over one somali or pakistani. They have a very similar culture, speak the same language, are hard-working, polite and love precision and punctuality. Only thing I don't like is that many of them are arrogant as fuck and often lefties that think cultural enrichment is necessary. There are many brits here as well and I don't mind you guys here, because are the better option to Üczul from Turkey or Gulban from Albania :-^)


I'm not german, but we call you isle monkey too. Just wanted to pull your leg, don't take it personally.

Feels sweet as, lad.

Yes, but it's just banter.

don't take it the wrong way guys but isn't just banter a way for you to cope with how cuckolded you guys are? I'm not even British by the way so forgive me for my assault posting.

No character? That's funny coming from someone who's bland system of morality sees him shunning people who say naughty things.

*tips*

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Banter is more than 300 years old lad

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-30234121

I HAVE A RIGHT NOT TO BE OFFENDED I HAVE A RIGHT NOT TO BE OFFENDED I HAVE A RIGHT NOT TO BE OFFENDED I HAVE A RIGHT NOT TO BE OFFENDED CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM

Us British have always had banter, its one of the only constant things.

There is of course a way to fit all of them in one plane (pic related).
Only a matter of time before the Germans get back into the ash-packing business.

Pic related is fun. Strong exercise reinforcing social mores and condoning manful competitiveness. If I was on that motorcoach I would have reproached them with the end of my knife.

That is the wrong meme, chumo

Aha

Therein do you confirm your wicked baseness. What part of the country are you in?

I HAVE A RIGHT TO OFFEND IN A PUBLIC SPACE, I CAN MAKE MY COUNTRY A SHITTER PLACE IF I WANT TO. MUSLIMS SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO OFFEND BUT I SHOULD.

Lad we hate all migrants that are scum, don't get me wrong Poles can be a good people. But the Poles we get are utter fucking scum, they're the lowest of the low, they under cut British wages by working below the minimum wage and in sometimes dangerous conditions. I'm all for immigration from them, as long as they CONTRIBUTE things that we need, the ones we have take British jobs and don't even contribute to the economy, they send it back home.

Why is everything so fucking expensive? 100 billion over 4 years for the migrants who came there, but deporting them would probably be even more expensive. For fuck's sake.

I think Poland is great. I'd much rather live next door to Łukasz and Lena than Muhammad and Zehra.

That said, Polish should stay in Poland. Otherwise, if their current right-wing government falls into shithead liberal hands, they'll cite Poland's emigration and low birthrates as reasons for the struggling economy.

Then BOOM. Poland becomes a multicultural brown country run by the Jews where native Poles have no rights, and gangraping Polish girls is punished with a €10 fine. Unless the rapists are Polish, in which case it's 20 years in prison and lifetime diversity training.

Western Europe and North America are already doomed, don't let Poland fall too.

I think the EU fines countries for deporting people

Nice try, GCHQ. Should have known you were the ones that couldn't handle bants.

Ah I struck at the heart of the matter. Pretense is the root of it! You don't know how to banter and therefore flail and declare trifling wickedness as banter and defend it as such.

I feel as though you are one of the "filtered." posters?

Banter is older than that lad; Stone Henge is the greatest display of it.

wew lad

You'd be shocked to actually encounter the lads in that photo and realise that banter has always had it's roots in cheeky and boyish back and forth, you're a genuine autistic aren't you? Be honest.


Did you get lost on your way to Tumblr, seriously? Fuck off you Yank twat.

GCHQ please, you always let it slip by doing this.

How's the weather in Cheltenham?

He said he would "reproached them with the end of [his] knife", he's an autist through and through.

So lads, anyone want to sallyforth and break the siege of calais?
Get your HMB gear, sharpen your blades and have at them.

Being a sportsman myself I know full well what laddish back and forths are mate. It doesn't include subhuman behaviour aboard a motorcoach nor has it at any point involved amusement at miscarriages but rather about one another's physical prowess or indeed the genocide of pakis

You're defending this because you don't want to admit your own people can be degenerate and it's pathetic.

real brits don't defend or abbett scum.

GCHQ, COME ON, IT'S TOO SOON.

What're watching, lads?

Lad are you even British?

Sounds like you should sign up to break the siege of calais then lad!

I want to cum inside ttpw tbh lad

Real Brits appreciate banter tbh.

Once again, it's amusing that you should accuse others of pretentiousness whilst affecting to have a superior morality and writing like a Victorian author.


So you are a time traveller then?


No mate, I'm defending it because it's harmless fun. You're attacking it because it intimidates you and offends your autistic sensibilities.

Real Brits wouldn't misspell 'abet' that badly, though.

It's one of the two

We're simply responding to people unironically saying there is absolutely no problem with unlimited immigration so long as they're h'white, that we should never criticise Euro immigrants and if we do 'bduurr you must love the muslims'. The reason that is false and why it's damaging to our country has been repeated enough times I don't feel the need to do so again.

Well, you're wrong. The point is it goes without saying we don't want them, and nobody is shilling for them like 'white nationalists' are with Poles.

I've already made plans to rob the Royal Armouries and crusade through Bradistan (previously Bradford) lad, but you have fun.

Well that was my initial question, thx for the answer but still, 10 polish asparagus picker > 1 nigerian welfare leech.

WEW LADS

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No, you and anybody defending this muslim behavior in public spaces is a degenerate fake nationalist.

Be careful you don't impregnate her mate.

Lad we're not getting rid of 10 useless poles for 1 useless wog, we want no useless people. If we're going to immigration it cannot be mass immigration and it must be good immigration.

It'd be good training for the HMB tournaments in france next week.

What am i looking at here lad?

I think the issue here is confirmation bias, as you've said - nowhere else on this board do people seem to discredit the idea of white nationalism and so when they encounter such talk on Brit/pol/ it plays into their pre-existing concept of the "Anglo-Kike".

What video were you watching?

There has always been taboos fam; We are the originators of the Puritans after all lmao you soft cunt trying to use precedent to justify bestial nonsense and shit banter which, let's face it lad, you're only "laughing" at because feminists took issue with something they said

Got my dildos packed lad. Soon the rape gangs shall become the raped.


Pretention is, for example, when somebody pretends to an idea of what they think something else is. You are adopting the pretention of being a some sort of banter monster when clearly you are an immoral freak
trying to fit in with what you perceive to be some sort of consensus on how a young man conducts himself.

Looks like a flyer in support of Leadsom.

It was a personal anecdote.

Nobody said that was banter lad, you really don't seem to understand what banter is.

What's this?

tbh I've never taken advice from americans on what makes real Brits

Well this isn't the same, is it lad? Don't straw-man about your non-existent massive-titted straw-man. If they did as you said in the video, none of us would be calling it banter. The reality is, they were just engaging in banter and it was just a laugh.

Did this truly happen lad?

Fair enough lad I just thought it'd be a right laugh tbh.

aww the cuck got picked on

Andrea Leadsom's advisor's notes captured by someone on the tube

Considering:

Is this getting streamed anywhere?

Remember why we left lads, remember.

The reality is they were disturbing the peace and mocking miscarriage. That is not banter but in fact anti social behaviour lad

Lad the reason banter is so gut wrenchingly funny, is because it has no boundaries, the reason American, lefty humour and the like don't make me laugh is because they have guidelines you can't break, things that shouldn't be joked about, you're doing the exact same thing but with "moral" grounds for the boundaries.

This looks like bollocks to be honest. Could be right though but anyone could do this, right?

No, you autistic twat. You didn't mention the Victorians but your style of writing is almost word for word the same as Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's.

You may also want to look up the definition of pretentious, banter and 'consensus' - you ignorant twat. Ironically you are the pretentious one here. You'll have no response after this.


I don't condone that behaviour and never claimed to, but thank you for confirming my opinion that you're intimidated by lads because of your personal history.

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You forget the 'win UKIP voters' part.

But nevertheless,
TOP WEW

If she comes out guns blazing on such issues, I might just begin to have less enmity towards the Reformed Tories.

Anyone else here watching the football?

Fucking hell man, how were they disturbing the peace?

Top banter tbh.

Okay lad.

THE TORIES SLIP UP


order-order.com/2016/07/07/boles-texts/

No; their jokes are unfunny because there is a clear and forced political agenda behind it. Anti-social behaviour reveling in things because they are edgy is equally as forced and ergo unfunny.

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Very intelligent comment.


No i just made it up on the spot because i want to win an internet argument on Holla Forums


If you think the same people who did this aren't the same people who do the same in those videos you're basically the right wing version of a tumblr tard who believes their special protected class cannot do any wrong.

Yea and you're intimidated by muslims raping your fucking kids which is why you speak out about it.

I am. Nice attacking football, but not really concerned with the result either way.

Banter has a strict rule set that you nor I nor anyone I know was made aware of, lad. But these two will surely share it with us.

exactly this NO LIMITS

It's funny how only the British seem to have an ethnic sense of self. Why is it that the continentals are so happy to become one group?

Nuttall is the best choice. Kassam can fuck off, dirty paki. Who does he think he is? I'd like to see him go for leadership just to see his autistic bitch arse BTFO.


Farage wins either way, he's always been a reformer. It's down to Farage that the cuckservatives had to hold the referendum and were getting out competed in so many areas.

yea like I'd put any effort into replying to an autist like yourself with your faux outrage, you're like a typical PC warrior

Did what, a non-existent thing you just made up as a strawman? Come on, lad.

They can only do banter tbh lad.

This would be enough to have me vote Tory tbh.

More than enough.

Once again, that's hyperbolic nonsense so that you can avoid confronting the argument presented.

My claim is that you're a socially incompetent shut-in to who the very thought of sitting on that bus and possibly being the butt of a joke is hell, you hate lads because they're everything you're not.

Muslims raping children is a little different to that, no? Now fuck off.

I'm 1/4 kraut REEEEEEEEEEEEEE so I can support Germany

T-thanks user-kun

Never the less you are a fool. Your pretension to what what you perceive to be lad behaviour is pathetic. Your definition of banter literally condones anti-social behaviour. Your will to conform to the consensus you perceive having been set concerning bantz and what such things are is quite pathetic too.

I say this as a Bomber Harris bantercide poster.

IS IT OVER?

I'm glad i stopped going to britpol when degenerates like you became regulars.

You're no better than muslims.

Need to switch it on, have Germany in a sweepstake so I'm hoping for them to win.

Even if mommy leadsom loses, she'll still have a big role to play in the party.

Hahaha excellent strawman you mentally impotent degenerate.

So autistic it is then, case solved.

It will be for Brit/pol/ if that is accurate.

It's goodbye Holla Forums hello sharia law.

I'm skeptical but I do hope it's true.
The thought of a Nuttal Ukip-Leadsom Tory coalition wets my whistle tbh.

I'd prefer the Jerries to beat Afrique any day, tbh, but only because it'll stop my Parisian neighbour from being so smug.


True, and with Andrea being open to Nige being an advisor to the Brexit talks, it'll work out nicely for both sides too.

Why are you here then, lad?

Ouch, my fee-fees.

Just banter tbh lad.

Thanks for ignoring the point again, by the way, it's good to know that you'll be indoors whilst we're out campaigning for the future of Britain. Wouldn't want a humourless Puritan shitting on the fun.

Ah jerrycuck it is then. Filtered. I hope this picture of your friends doesn't trigger you!

Is banter inherently right-wing?

Meh, it's not so bad.
They have to reduce the number to 2 candidates so those voting for Fox, Gove, Leadsom,etc will have to pick a candidate.
If May is the most despised her opponent will win, have faith.

Smoking hot banter, tbh.

It's offensive to lefties, so yes.

Don't pull a knife on him lad.

LAD WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING

its both banter you autistic cunt

If Leadsom wins and commits to do this shit, UKIP should only challenge in seats that only the Tories or UKIP can win, or seats that the Tories can't win. Basically anything to prevent Labour winning seats from the Tories being undermined by UKIP.

Way to stick to your principles my puritan friend.

Can't speak for the other chap but I can guarantee that I've been out doing more for Britain than you will ever do until the day of your death lad.

Filtered :^)

Look at Corbyn.

Her party will have their own list of demands regardless of what promises cause her to be elected leader. If they were actual political convictions she would have at the very least resigned from the cabinet already.

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Lad what are you on about, i really can't read that sentence, it makes no sense.

Great news today.

RACE WAR IS ON
express.co.uk/news/uk/687259/Parliament-police-lockdown-amid-chemical-incident

NIGE BACKS MUMMY
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tory-leadership-election-nigel-farage-backs-angela-leadsom-as-next-prime-minister-a7125671.html

‘Customer is king & we are the customer’ Farage tells Strasbourg: UK has 'strong hand' Farage is still based
express.co.uk/news/politics/686798/Brexit-Ukip-leader-Nigel-Farage-warns-next-prime-minister-not-to-sell-out-on-Brexit

JOCKCUCK BTFO
express.co.uk/news/uk/678252/Salmond-Nigel-Farage-sex-attack-warning?utm_source=traffic.outbrain&utm_medium=traffic.outbrain&utm_term=traffic.outbrain&utm_content=traffic.outbrain&utm_campaign=traffic.outbrain

Leading investment banks vow to ensure London stays global financial centre
express.co.uk/news/uk/687403/US-Investment-banks-JP-Morgan-London-global-financial-centre-Brexit

RAPISTS NOT WELCOME
express.co.uk/news/uk/687155/Third-of-UK-councils-refuse-to-take-Syrian-refugees-despite-Cameron-pledge

Labour puts foot in its own mouth again
express.co.uk/news/politics/687370/Brexit-patronising-Labour-peer-Baroness-King-second-EU-referendum-voters-Brexit

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Oh look an American playing Englishman how refreshing

I wish my seed were defective then I wouldn't have a profound disappointment as you for a son

Nah lad, I know your type. You're a shut in.

Thanks for opening this post by the way.

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Lads here really need to get into hornblower if you like sharpe. It is just as good imo.
It is basically "Master & Commander" the series.

Here is the first episode. They are all up on jewtube btw.

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UKIP and cuckservatives as the main reigning parties competing is the best thing that could happen. Labour is pretty much done for.

Has anyone read Master & Commander? I have it on the shelf but I'm yet to crack it open.

Lad you've gave it away now, back to /politics/ you go.

Nige backs Leadsom too.

THEY'RE STILL REPLYING!

Could this not damage her campaign?

Yeah, I saw his tweet. Only logical choice for a proper Brexit.

Good job it is then, lad.

And how does using stereotypical black names make me American? Would you prefer me to use Ahmed and Mohammed? I didn't know you were into currying but whatever.

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Never read it, only watched the film. Sick film.

The media really are doing a hatchet job on Leadsom

THEY'RE AFRAID

Kim K really turns me on lads.

I know, I know.

No one really believes she was on the tube waving around a list that included "wage war on PC".

BUT if she did, I'd vote Tory.

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Not significantly I don't believe. There's lots of closet backbenchers in the tories who are stubborn and won't leave. Rees-Mogg is an exmaple of one, there are many others too.

Hearing that Gove was out truly was the greatest news ever.

We'll have to assist her with getting the premiership, then. She's the only chance we have to get Brexit done properly by the Tories.

That's civic of you, lad.

Also..

I, Clavdivs

…is bretty good. Reminds you that the bbc actually earned its licence fee at one time

Our niggers don't have those names my mulatto friend. Perhaps you would like another bash?

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He's probably salty at her older remarks on faggotry and that she's not as secular as he'd like.

SAUCE?

Don't watch the movie Caligula lad, messed up shit there fam

Boris has backed Leadsom too.

I don't know many niggers to be honest, most of those I have met have Muzzie names because they're from Nigeria.

Also, aren't I supposed to be filtered? What't the point in filtering me and then opening up my posts you autist jam-fuck?

It's always been maintained that him being a Zionist means his primary concern is Israel, not the UK.

Leadsom's not anti-Zio

Is David Starkey the ONLY faggot that isn't a snide little fuck?

I haven';t filtered you yet but you are now a member of that unfortunate triumvirate of outcasts.

Byyyyyyyyyyye!

I've watched it and it's great

Later lad.

He's anti-religion and pro-fudge packing, that's probably why.

Pretty much. He's honourary hetero given how much he's defended the natural family order and how he dismissed 'gay marriage' as utterly frivolous.

too late for that lad

You are insufferable

Very shortly it'll just be him reading and replying to his own posts.

Putting your own country's interests above those of Israel's at ANY time gets you tarred as a potential anti-semite or anti-zionist anyway. Just look at all the kike shilling against Trump.

Guess we'll have to wait on Leave.EU to get some polling down to Tory grassroots. They were right on the referendum so I trust them more than You Gov. Banks seems to have hinted that Leadsom was doing well.

A NIGGER HAS BEEN HUNG IN AMERICA

thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/04/16/cops-didn-t-collect-evidence-on-hanging-of-black-teen-lennon-lacy.html

His comments on black culture, the london riots, islam and always blowing trannies and feminists the fuck out is great.

THEN DO NOT SUFFER ME

Arguing with himself lmao

I've found a good manoeuvre against Israel shills is to say that you don't care for any of the ME nations, or speaking about Israel/Palestine any of the desert cults. Make it clear that your priority is your nation and people.

THE CHAVS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT HAVE BECOME BLACK

THE CHAVS ARE NOW BLACK

It's time to stop.

Good lad. Its an underappreciated gem here. My ambition is to get all of the board to watch it because you know they will fucking love it and its reet up their street

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Basically this lad, they'll say "SO YOU SUPPORT THE MUSLIMS THEN?" if you say you hate israel. Of the two evils, pick neither.

French and the Spanish might not tbh

You cannot stop the storm.

He hanged himself and so the police didn't do an autopsy (what's the point if it's obvious) BUT OBVIOUSLY MEAN OL' WHITEY DID THIS.

Wow, I never thought I'd laugh at death

Just because there is no right to not be offended does not mean that one has carte blanche to spew their blather wherever they go. Poor decorum is poor decorum.

Fuck them, we won.

Just ordered it off amazon for £2 tbh.
I get the dvd versions because i like to watch it on the telly tbh

wow, really makes you think…

Reminds me of the time I posted a pic of Lord Nelson on /k/ and a bunch of triggered Frogs and Paellas came charging in.

Aye I'm here lad, was just brewing some tea and fannying about in the bathroom.

I'm really liking this at the moment tbh, I want them to properly chimp out so theres no excuses for not killing them.

We want race war #ImJustSaying

Yeah it's what I tend to do. I don't flat out name the kike anymore but implicate them. The stuff Trump does like saying to audit the federal reserve was fucking brilliant, putting his visit off to Israel another one, his comments on Libya, Syria and Iraq too.

My grandad was shot at from both ragheads and kikes when he was stationed in Palestine. Fuck em both.

Why did you chop your cock off?

Nogs have been killing eachother that much it's practically a sport, except whitey can't play.

kek

Asspaining the crapauds and dagos from beyond the grave

Niggers won't win a race war in America, they won't even win one here.
youtube.com/watch?v=HnJZ2haLPCw

So another nig got shot today and do you know why? A police officer pulled him over and the nig in the front said "I've got a gun" so the officer told him to put his hands up. The nig then went and reached for his "wallet" in his pocket so the police officer shot him in the arm. Then his retarded girlfriend rather than doing anything then filmed it rather than helping him or calling for an ambulance. BUT BLACK LIVES MATTER Y'ALL

twitter.com/andywigmore/status/751124963764109312

Wigmore says LeaveEU polling shows Leadsom polling at 56% to 44% from Tory Members. Hope its true, they got it right with their final poll for the referendum.

kek

TOP KEK

twitter.com/mk1969/status/751133648385105920

Fucking France

I just thought he was stupid enough to think whites teach seven year olds to fly helicopters.

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I saw that, bloody hell she was so calm about it. It reminded me of one of those teenage girls who sit in front of a camera and complain about things they don't understand on Youtube, she just ignored her dying husband and concentrated on getting her Facebook likes.

The guys who made 40k really knew what they were doing.

hahahahahahahahah

These fucks thing open borders are a human right.

Jesus Christ.

I was fed up of it waking me up every morning

I'd happily give them a gypsy each. They'd soon be crying for borders and civilisation again.

JUST A PHASE

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More for good measure. These cucks deserve thes ekind of people on THEIR doorstep.

I find her accent cute tbh lads.

I think I love her.

kys

what the fuck

There's a reason Romania is mad they can't just easily dump their gyppos here anymore.

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dropped.

HOLY SHIT

Also those clips of younguns shooting are awesome, I thought the nog was exaggerating when I watched the video before without those clips

Dedicating the majority of your maiden front page to a ridiculously bad cartoon. Seriously, it isn’t clever at all. What type of editor signs that front page off?

£2! HAH!

I doubt it will last even as long as The New Day did.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_New_Day_(newspaper)

Is Woes a Homosexual?

Yes he is a part of the “alt-right” which is notoriously homosexual. It is a given.

Anyone else find this woman incredibly cringy?

Is SA also a Homosexual?

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I don't think so.

Adam Wewlace is however.

Hope this helps.

Yes.

Most people on Woes streams are fucking awful, woes included.

New thread lads

he looks like one


can I make the new thread please

FRESH THREAD FOR USE WHEN NEEDED

Sorry lad I accidentally cucked you

Make it at 700 tbh, no point making one so soon.

Do it just don't forget to skim through the links ITT

This. Everyone apart from based Knightmarez is absolute trash tier.

50 posts is nothing m8

your thread is shit, can I make a better one anyway?

I'm going to teach my kids how to shoot from an early age tbh. Will also teach sons boxing and wrestling. Females gymnastics.


Not yet lad.

Looks like it's up to you to make the new thread, lad.

Nah fuck off mate we've already had an anti-polish thread

They steal your gf or something?

Of all of the cancer, 'alt-right' women have to be the most acute.

Make a new one

2nd pic seems a bit much for a little kid.

lmao was gonna just say, that deagle's gonna smash her face in

What the fuck I thought we finally got rid of you cucks yesterday

It would small back into her face and break her nose, £20.

I honestly believe "alt-right" is a co-opted movement for Yiddish interest.

GIVE ME NATIONALISM OR GIVE ME DEATH

Make the next thread dog based. Lots of anons lost their hounds recently.

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Lads, I've done something terrible.

I got my qt chinese girlfriend pregnant

What do I do?

REAL THREAD

That's even worse

Ignoring her God-awful stance for holding it, surely you'd start a kid on a light, plinking round, rather than shoving shit-stupid guns in their hands.

putting a deagle in a 5y/o's hand so the recoil'll gouge out her forehead is not funny jackass.

For the imperium tbh

but in all seriousness, end it

Do you sad little twats wait around all day for a new thread just so you can start shit?

Marry her lad.

Kill the kid.

It's either that, or it grows up and shoots 3 people.

Chill out sperg, it's not my kid.

I think it's barfposter in the second new thread. Same MO of claiming first in his own thread.

You have that right.

Any movement that compromises their goals as the "alt-right" has is doomed to fail. It is weak and weakness revolts me.

Just wanted to start a nice discussion about firearms and now we have to deal with pro/anti-polish posting for the next 700 posts

Marrying her is the only honorable thing to do, faggot. This is your fault, now you have to live with knowing that your bloodline will never be white again and your descendants will probably be deported back to China in the future.

You only have yourself to blame. You disgust me.

Train it to be a kung fu master

Teach it to count cards.

Pretty much. There's also something very unprofessional and Reddit-esque about the Alt-Right.

You can learn how to use an abbacus from it.

poal.me/uqbyz8

Important poll

Still cant believe he is 37 tbh

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Is this slut living on the same planet as me? Polacks fucking piss and moan and whine about "muh betrayal" all the goddamn time

Defending them from the Jerries wasn't worth it at all.

DO IT AGAIN ADOLF

DO IT AGAIN

Burger question: if the Abos are willingly huffing petrol/drinking/doing hard drugs to make themselves more retarded than they were to begin with, self-aborting, living most of their lives in prison and killing each other in bigger numbers than Australians could ever hope to achieve… well, isn't it in your interest that the Abos keep annihilating themselves?

Make one of :58 to 1:05.

She was a complete psycho, the crazy bitch.

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