Please send me 80 dollars in amazon giftcards so I can buy a Puni Ana DX Hard Edition onahole without having to get a...

Please send me 80 dollars in amazon giftcards so I can buy a Puni Ana DX Hard Edition onahole without having to get a job. This is very important and I would appreciate if Dysnomia would sticky this thread in support of my cause. The deadline for this fundraiser is February 1st, but I'm sure we can raise the necessary amount before then if we all chip in.

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Give me your address and I'll send one to you.

I don't trust you not to mail me anthrax.

I promise

Oh wow. Another onahole thread.

It's an important topic

They don't look accurate at all; they look more like plucked chickens. Trust me, I would know.

About the chicken part not the other part…

They still feel great.

You mean a chicken or that rubbery concoction?

The plastic pussy, of course.

you do know there is a new updated model called the SPDX that feels way better than the DX and it is easier and less messy to handle right?
amazon.com/Puni-4000-SPDX-Lotion-15ml/dp/B010CZHU8W

210 dollars is a lot of money. We need to set realistic goals for this fundraiser.

But the pertinent question is does if feel better than the LGP model?

I see you've come to terms you're not buying an onahole

It will happen eventually. We just need a few generous souls to donate to the cause.

I have no idea what you're saying, do you mean the DX? yeah out of the DX, the pettan hips and the SPDX I take the SPDX any day, it is kind of a bother to clean up afterwards since there is no hole at the top for the water to come out in a straight line but it just means you can cum inside it at least twice before it starts leaking cum
one thing the pettan hips does better than the SPDX is the handling when watching porn. this thing is really fucking awkward to hold when reading doujins but most people jerk it to porn videos instead of doujins like me so it might not bother you as much as me
I like to focus on the torso i'm fucking and using my imagination with it instead of using porn

it doesn't even look like the grill on the pic, fake and gay

took me a while to find this but here is what the petan hip looks like

Nope. Still doesn't look as good as LGP.

what is LGP?

Little girl penis

Process it a little.

what?

It's an extremely popular hole that simulates urethra fucking a loli futa.

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Lolis exist to be loved tenderly

Bumping this important topic

If I had autismbux I could get an onahole every week.

Reminder that if you don't donate to this fundraiser you are literally Jewish.