What would you do if you had his powers?

Traumatize children

Touch the titties of girls

I'd do your mom

Just touch?

Is invisible porn a thing? As in a woman getting fucked by a guy completely invisible and when he picks her up, it looks like she's floating. Kind of like that scene in Scary Movie 2.

That's the first part

I'd spy on you enough to change all the passwords on your devices

That depends. Would my diarrhea be invisible, too?

I don't know. In "Memoirs of an Invisible Man," Chevy Chase is invisible and eating some take-out when he looks in a mirror. He sees his food getting digested and throws up.

Well, either way:

Invisible Diarrhea: I would go around spraying diarrhea on everything and since it would be invisible, nobody would know what the rancid stench was coming from, even if the slipped in it and fell.

Visible Diarrhea: I would go around spraying diarrhea on everything, and nobody would know where it was coming from, as fountains of diarrhea would just materialize out of nowhere and splatter all over. Since they could see it, though, they would be less likely to slip in it and fall.

That's what I would do with those powers. Also, I would grope titties. And then, probably, cover them in diarrhea.

I can't tell if you're a scat fetishist or a complete asshole. Do I have to choose?

Probably a kike tbh.

Rub my dick on people's faces at the nearest park.
Eventually everyone will stop showing up and I'll have it all to myself.

i don't know about you guys, but i have a list of ladies i'd like to see without any clothing on, not in any particular order.

I reckon I'd take off my clothes in the video store when it's closing time so that the next day I could make myself visible again and be at the front of the queue.

You can if you want. I just know a good opportunity when I see it.

SEIZE THE DAY
(and crap all over it)

Think of ways to rob billions of Dollars
Make a list of Girls i want to rape.
Find a way to become visible again and buy a solitary island and an army of underage sexslaves.

I'd sneak into the movie theater without paying

yea I would do that, but also I would be looking for nudes

You madman.

Question; if your hair is invisible on the genetic level, does that mean if you collected enough of it in due time, you could make invisible gear, like a bag?
Could you make invisible clothes? Does it wear off when it's like no longer attached? If you ground it into a fine dust and sprinkled it, would it render that object partially invisible?

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I guess

No, they would be just become covered with an invisible substance

You could probably make an invisible bag but everything you put it it would still be visible.

Anway, it's common knowledge at this point that the invisible man would be blind, right?
Considering that the photons would just pass through your invisible retinas.

That would probably work, but only if you could sew or knit using invisible materials.

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This and degenerate pursuits.

Fart in crowded spaces.

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Not necessarily, if the eye is visible and camouflaged one could see without being seen.

But that would be a tangible layer of fabric blocking it from the spectrum. It would not be transparent.

You can do that in a lot of h-games, options to make the guy into a monochrome silhouette or invisible altogether.

Would seriously suck if it was permanent.

You have better luck looking up ghost sex. Hong Kong cinema and a few european B movie directors have made a few of those.

Rape.

They used paint and makeup in the movie

Or was it a latex mask? I forget.

In the movie they were working on a way to turn it off before Kevin Bacon went crazy. If you could develop a serum that could get you invisible then back to normal in a few seconds that'd be amazing.

I think they used a mask in Hollow Man. In Memoirs of an Invisible Man, Chevy Chase uses make-up.