Best:
1. Jackson — Kicked out Indians, ignoring SCOTUS (the kikes); took Florida; put down free-trader secessionism in the South; killed the bank.
2. Polk — Doubled US territory; fucked Mexico and could have taken more; took the West; Jackson's protege; left after one term without protest.
3. Jefferson — Louisiana Purchase; renounced his earlier agrarian republican ideals and encouraged manufacturing; father of the USMC; established US naval power; fucked Arabs and Muslims; fought white slave trade; authored the best political document currently in existence.
4. Washington — Quintessential US president; only revolutionary leader to stay true to his ideals and not seek more power; foresaw most obstacles to the US nation; forewarned against said obstacles; did essentially nothing wrong during his presidency; American icon; possessed of noblesse oblige and everything required for an aristocratic republic; most noble US president.
5. Madison/Monroe/Lincoln tie — Lincoln: protectionism, fought for US power; disliked negroes; buttfucked free-trader traitors and secessionist agitators; muh oration; unfortunately had lots of downsides. Madison: Bill of Rights and Federalist Papers; fought the British for the second time; father of the Constitution; unfortunately paternalist towards Indians. Monroe: Monroe Doctrine, Euros get the fuck out; last Founding Father president; last of the Virginian Dynasty; supported Liberia and removing free blacks; only president besides Washington to run unopposed; unfortunately wanted to assimilate Indians.
Worst:
1. Wilson — No doubt. Created the Fed; started free-trade, replacing tariffs with income tax, allowing unlimited growth of budget and the slavery of citizens; brought the US into WWI; tried to "spread democracy" and not any of the US' best values in Europe; beginning of US globalism; didn't stop feminism, leading to 19A; allowed the growth of cancers; oversaw the beginning of universal suffrage. Good points: seemed to not be a complete psychopath, realizing the evil he had done after leaving office.
2. Johnson — Began the era of destruction of the US nation; floored labor; began invasion of nonwhites; allowed the biggest advancements of feminism; active traitor in the culture war; allowed blatant infringements of freedom and destruction of the US (Civil Rights, etc.); massively expanded executive power; created most modern forms of welfare and stones around the American man's neck.
3. FDR — Massive expansion of welfare and executive power; free-trader that prevented US recovery in the Depression; fought Germany instead of communism; got on with communists and had communist ties; spat on Washington and presidential tradition, seeking reelection and continued power; overall a shit guy.
4. Clinton — Pinnacle of free-trade presidents; destroyed US manufacturing; entangled the US in enumerable and incomprehensible globalist plots; had to keep his dick wet; most ignoble US president.
5. Obama — Pinnacle and epitome of everything wrong with the US government today; active traitor; continued all the worst political legacies of every US worst US president; notably worsened the state of the Union; a nonwhite. Pros: a continuity of all the shit that's come before. Not very bad in his own right, due to inactivity.
Roosevelt was the reason Wilson got elected. He ran as a spoiler candidate, stole votes from the Republican candidate (his own protege and continuation of everything good about him as a president), torpedoed the campaign, and saw Wilson get sworn into office.
He let his ego overtake the country and sabotaged Taft who would have won otherwise.