Dysnomia here. AMA

Why dont you nigger ban the other nigger, who spams Laura threads?

why, when in the last hour 30 threads have been bumped by anonymous posters, do you feel the need to bust the flush with an attention seeking ama?

do you like what you see?

Do you like shotas?

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Arts major detected

well?

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do you get paid by check or in bitcoins by the guys from Olgino?

are you god

Do board volunteers have jobs or they are just Uber-NEETs?
What's your job?

Do you love niggers?

he cooks footlongs in a slimey sauce.

shit up Holla Forums

Who is the Queen of Holla Forums boss?

pic related is the queen of Holla Forums

Do you know that you're supposed to actually answer the questions when you do an AMA?

Are you aware that you mod the 3rd busiest board on an ib dedicated to furthering the foreign policy aims of The Russian Federation?

no fuck you

quints incoming

My balls itch

Cough

poop

BANE?

XD nice meme yay!

:D

i came

people say I should moderate the board but all I want to do is jerk off

every day I see these sensual depictions of children and it just makes my pickle tingle

it makes me want to touch myself

but I don't know if I should

I came

Are you pedo?

I am the true Dysnomia AMA

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Are you responsible for the flashing nigger dick ?

Oh yes I am a massive pedo oh yummy yummy cunny in my tummy oh yes

do you like Laura?

your waifu a shit tbh

no, I am dysnomia

no I am

This man is lying for he does not have the official !Admin..VDE tripcode (VDE stands for very direct element or something idk)

What's your age of attraction?

quit lying, I am dysnomia

0-12 months

Thanks for limiting the threads, now I can't post the one I want.

When will cp finally be allowed?

Old enough to bleed old enough to breed thats what my uncle taught me, he also said bleeding from your anus counts

we cant all have what we want now can we?

i would allow it immediately as i am amassive sick pedophile fuck, but da police be keepin us pedos down 'n shit man we pedos was kangs fuck da police

Now that we're not on Google, it should be fine

muhfuggin imposters the lot of u be pretanden to be mi fuk u who tf u think u izz nigguh!!! ima fu u up besh

aww sheit an fuck JEWgle bro like seriously i only use Microsoft Bing to search for shit nowadays its great for finding porn
dont forget you can mask your identity with chromes incognito mode, stay safe anonymous!

immitation is flattery niggah you be on yo nees succin my duck bro?

3 cute little girls(~12yo) with super powers come out of a portal.
They say they are your geneticaly engeneered daughters from the future and prove it by telling you things only you would know and predicting the lottery.
They say they came to the past to fight an alien invasion that will happen an year from now and will need a place to stay until then.
They say you can keep over 2 million dollars from the lottery and they will abey every order you give them if you let them stay.
There is a catch tho: If you let they stay, they will fuck your ass with their yuge futa dicks every week for the rest of your life.
Wat do?

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hell i'd have them fuck me in the ass for free im such a faggot holy shit tbch

aww sheit nigguh fuck da police coming straight from the not downtown but underground bitches lining u on tricycles sucking on muh icicle nigguh

the police cant catch me in incognito mode!

whos this ovidiu drobota?

mhmmmm yummy delicious CP *unzips pants*

why dont you stop shitposting and actually do your job? unless you want Holla Forums killed due to CP, of course. are you antifa?

I am an agent from feministfrequency
I came to finish you off after you escaped from 4chan

im here to take down names and cia niggers
wat are you some white sjw queer homo? flat chests are justice and the ayy lmaos cant take me now!

ive decided to send all archives, correspondences with administrators/jim and screenshots to the center for missing and exploited children along with the FBI. you thought I was joking. soon you wont laugh.

Are you a nigger?

ayy this imposter aint totally wrong

How many eggs can you fit in your pooper at one time?

Several thousand eggs bleeding from hormonal cunny

are you rich?

a romanian paid by moscow to shill trump on Holla Forums. where have you been hiding that you don't know that? even the cia noticed, ffs.

May I be made a moderator for this board? I would never abuse my powers and use them almost entirely to remove pedophilia and Laura B threads; though the memetic law of censorship has shown censoring those threads has spurred people on to post more of them, not that that would stop me.

I also use my name, so unlike other moderators you can track my forum history on this board and other boards.

im a stright up ballin ghetto g but i make the blang work nigguh

no, I don't want to be banned

im a new!fag

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A cunny is not a pooper. Awnser the question! HOW MANY EGGS CAN YOU FIT IN YOUR POOPER!?

Could you please pass the message along to the admin of this board? I know it's unlikely but I'd like to still try.

he says no lol

i fit all yo sisters eggs in my as nigguh u know what im saying nigguh? like dat bitch can bleed nigguh white gurl can bleed!

So you like Super Sized BBWs?

HOLY SHIT he is balls deep in her ass

MUST…NOT…FAP

But why?

because ur gay

But why?

because ur gay

How much semen do you consume in the average week?

Hi global-kun.

Make me a gloobal faggot janitor an I will purge all the pedos!

I will call mysellf Ministry of Tru… I mean Ministry of Purity!

samefag.
Also…
botmod is a shill that wants to take down Holla Forums with CP.

But why?

turn the niggerdicks back on faggot

Oh dystopia, our lord and saviour
forgive us our stubborness
you were our gr8est leader of all times
we bullied you out of Holla Forums and now pedo infiltrators have taken over our homeland
please have mercy and wash away all this filth

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

lol

do it

Die in a fire, lawcuck

You forgot to add you were looking at it and now are in possession of the picture

you can't do shit, this has been tried before

see

But why?

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because the reports are not being ignored, mods could literally go on week long vacations and they still would not be held accountable for it if they 'didnt know' CP was posted, sure the site might be shut down by their ISP but they won't be held liable in court, for someone pretendin to be a law fag you sure are ignorant mr win

see

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Yes brother! You have civic duty to report those violations of law!

Purge the pedos!

You commiting thought crime right now!

I hope you're legit sending these because it's felony to submit a false report to the FBI.

These reports will be filed once every week until the FEDS are tired of hearing from me and act.

Have a great day.

Good. I hope you get thrown in the brig for false reports.

its over.

read ericgoldman.org/writings/websiteliabilityalert.htm
you have to prove the owner of Holla Forums has seen the infringing content and chose to ignore it otherwise you might as well be reporting reddit for hurting your feefees

I'll commit as many thought crimes as I want Mr. goldjewsteinber

see

Screenshots and archives of threads will be given to investigators if requested.

Have a great day and enjoy the thread.

seriously fuck you, you are a slut.

board volunteers are not website owners ya dingus

youtube.com/watch?v=4N1iwQxiHrs

You actually sent screenshots of CP?

kek

C O O L B I V R A T I O N S

I delete all CP I see. Children models that aren't suggestive aren't illegal, and I don't see everything that is illegal because:
1. Not every post gets reported
2. I don't browse pedo threads because I really don't care enough to see what's in them. Hence the report feature.

For the record, however, I do browse the recent posts page frequently and delete anything that doesn't belong, hence the permanent bans for CP in the board log.

Have a good day and good luck in Jail though.

But why?

BECAUSE CANNED PUSSY

But why?

canned pussy

so you admit to seeing pedo threads but you dont "browse" them because you dont want to see what in them? then how do you ban CP in said threads? i recommend getting a lawyer and just stop posting..

But why?

it's that one feature
the feature to report
posts
that
go against board rules

ur mum

I know,we all testify that you delete all CP you see, this is why the pedos got butthurt in the first place.

pussy in a –can–

We'll see for how long.

as long as u want bby

Oh I get it now.

yes you do

Actually upon further thought I am still curious.

But why?

did you get a flood detected message for spamming but why?

He just deletes the whole thread you sjw faggot.

but reporting to law enforcement is going too far.
and I hope you die in a fire for it, what will you gain if Holla Forums gets shut down?

Well we have prepared special place for thought criminals like you.

No.

But why?

Yes. I see them and if there are illegal pics from the thread preview I delete/ban them. I also delete them if they are in the recent post page. I only delete the ones that are illegal, I don't open the thread to check because I'm not interested in looking at it, and I'm not legally required to go hunting for illegal content for obvious reasons. Currently the only one up is this one
Does a playing card with a girl on it really trigger you that much? My condolences.

By using the report menu I can see posts that were reported. I delete reported posts that are illegal, I dismiss posts that aren't. Most of the stuff reported is spam or meme shit (some guy reported this sticky asking me to ban myself).

Anyway, good luck with the false reports and all that. The board log/archive clearly shows the administration, globals, moderation, and myself actively deleting content that doesn't comply with US law, obviously, because we enjoy the site and wish for it to remain, unlike you, who seems to be triggered. Tell me, if you're so autistic about this, why don't you say, instead of trying to get Holla Forums shut down, perhaps volunteer as a moderator?

I'm not into safespaces like your sjw buddies so no thank

drunk
pussy

Oh shit I thought CP was a meme I just realized it stands for child porn. I said I supported "CP" once because I wanted to push a new meme but I didn't know that's what it stood for. D:

have a preggo loli

haha! epic win!

Is Tomoko the best girl? y/y

It doesn't matter what you're into.

Thanks to those SJW days of your degeneracy are counted.

Remember!

yno

I have no idea where one sentence ends and another begins, what do you mean?

May I be the board mod now, please?

depends, what do you think of canned pussy?

Canned pussy does what Nintendon't.

no, you failed

I mean that there will be changes in the world, that you may not like so much, so enjoy your lolis while you still can.

You'll never take us alive

Can I be board mod now, pretty please?

like my fellow rednecks with our guns, you'll have to take them from my cold dead hands

no

Please! I don’t wanna go back to Encyclopedia Dramatica. You don’t know what it’s like to be considered a freak… Well, maybe you do, but that’s why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me be board mod!

you're a faggot

no

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We can arrange that.

yes, of course

i ain't going down without a fight.

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in color

Are you actually Jim?

yes! now give some (you)s

How many are we taking here?

how many you got?

Such a shame.
But we will try to be as gentele as we can, after all we're very tolerant people.

that word doesn't mean what you think it means

bout tree fiddy

Soon it will mean exactly that, you see we trying to change language so it will be more true and less offensive.

For the people of course.

Are you attracted to boys?

ara what am I to do with all these (you)s

which people?

Oh my what a lewd question you lewd boy.

oh my there's more?

Please have a seat. We have something nice for you in room 101.

All the people in the world!
For their own good of course.

Actually yes. I was saving these for a special occasion, but you seem like you really want them so I'll share just this once.

I can't fit all these (you)s!

what about me?

Make sure to use every hole available.

Just enjoy you lolis, and dont worry to much about it.

Remember: ==Ignorance is strenght!==

good idea!

I don't want to share my lolis with the government though

???

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haunted pussy

You don't need to, we have history of every pic that you downloaded since you turned on you computer for the frist time.

Just relax and enjoy while you can.
And don't think to much, it's bad for you.

We have more lolis that you seems to enjoy so much, we even have real ones!

Just come and see for yourself.

must be taxing on your system to have 628844 pictures of hentai

real lolis are shit, hey smell they're loud and stupid and they cry a lot, plus they can't take dick and are annoying as hell
2D>3D

test

This.

Don't worry about it, after all you and your fellow tax payers are the ones that "helping" us to afford it.
Who would guess that countries be so stupid to actualy borrow their own money from us, generating unpayable debt.

your nose is very long

Cause it grow each time I get more shekels!
Thank you.

Well it was fun, but I gtg.

Have a good night goy.

you too jewman, have some maga OC

So is that a maybe on me becoming moderator?

not happening

delete my post history

no

you do it all the time fag. so what makes it so hard now?

at least he cares about this site.

do yo remember pedomaster incident?

DO YOU TWEAK YOUR NIPPLES, IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT?

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That's not an answer…

so?

1. What are your taste in vidya?
2. How much of a normalfag are you?

captcha test

1. top tier taste
2. as much as you

Like what?

How do you feel about bonfire? Does it get your jubblies going?

DOES IT!?

visual novels, open world like the GTA series (except 4, it was shit) horror games and mmorpg like TERA online and path of exile

Do me a favor and make sure that Holla Forums doesn't die. I don't want you niggers to come float the other boards.

My question is, why are you doing this? Why are you willingly enduring this cancer? Don't you have anything better to do? Like how much can they pay you to make it worth visiting this place?

pick one

what do you like that's superior to my taste?

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Uh, I don't even know where to start with you, I mean, do you even know who you're talking to?

Are you listening?

Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha', I hurt people.

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Hi reddit!

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post more hentai

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What is this

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why dont you go jerkoff inst4ead, its a better use of your time.

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Ey lora im fukken wut

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Alt right

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are we spamming? I can do that too!

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flood

detected

post

discarted

but

it

ain't

stoppin

me

wanna keep at it cunt?

thought so bitch

Are you a pedophile? If so, were you molested as a child?

I'd love to hear it

big brother stuck his pee pee in my poo poo and it made ouchie, when I told daddy he poked my pee pee with his poo poo and it bled, he told me not to tell anyone or he would hurt me

I'm serious, why are you a pedophile?

R8 me

because it felt good

What felt good?

colon cancer/10

WHAT FELT GOOD?

daddy's pee pee

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fucking pedo mod I bet you save the real cp

no, I let it burn

That's why you're a faggot?

autistic "trips" spammer

the only topic missing from this thread is how to cure dysnomia. .. .
or books that helps. . . .
how to stop this daily agony. . . .
i guess no-one helpss. .
but still if there are some good books on curing dysnomia. . .pls mention

wew !