WHY CAN'T I GET LAID Holla Forums

WHY CAN'T I GET LAID Holla Forums

if you shoot up a school you'll be famous then all the grills will want to suck your fat juicy dick. go on now, shoot some rascals running around in a school and see the mad pussy all over you

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Try guys

you look gay

kiss laura

the more direct approach would be to just use the gun to threaten a girl into fucking you.

because you're continuously trying to get laid, idiot.

Because you're the type of person who takes a selfy, posts it to Holla Forums's Holla Forums and asks it's users how to get laid. If you still don't understand why you don't get laid, kill yourself.

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it might be because you're trying to look like a kid that fits in when you obviously have no social skills and are awkward as fuck. here's a tip from a veteran, fuck people. stop caring what they think. just do you.

additionally, trying to get laid is for chumps

this you OP?

poorfag

is this me?

well is it?

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cuz you suck lol

maybe it's because you say Holla Forums instead of Holla Forums like a newfag

He must really be a newfag. I thought I was a newfag but at least I write Holla Forums properly

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Is that you nymbus?

there's a board specifically so people with this problem can get help from experts
>>>/v9k/

I'm not going to lie. You look like you have a small penis. I'm sorry but girls can sort of tell these things and stay away from guys with small penises

That's a lie. I've been posting since it was created and I'm still a date-less kv

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Never said you'd get laid, just be less uncomfortable about being a permavirgin.

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because you look like jim's son

Because you don't even try user.
Stop being a numale faggot.

t.300lbs guy who got laid by several fit 8/10 qts.

Because you're a beta faggot.

Because you post on 8chins

Do you have money?

This is probably why…