If you had a cute little girlfriend, what kind of fun activities would you do with her?

Well, I work 8.5 hours a day counting a half hour lunch period. I don't drive currently, so my travel time to and from work is anywhere from 2 to 2.5 hours a day. So, lets say work has me away from home 11 hours a day. I get up at 4 am (sometimes sleep until 5 am) and leave the house at 5:30 to be at my bus by 6:10 ish (I get there early, I don't like risking being late for any reason that could potentially pop up).

So, I wouldn't likely see her in the mornings, is my point, and I don't get home until almost 5 pm. We could watch tv or movies, I could take her out to dinner, we could play board games and card games and video games. I usually stay up until 8-10 depending on how tired I am that day and how little I care about getting 8 hours of sleep, so we'd have a few hours after I get home to hang out. Most of the time she'd have to preoccupy herself though. I'm not saying she'd have to do chores, but it sure as heck would be nice, considering I'm gone most of the day, and the last thing I want to do when I get home is work more.

Weekends would be when we could really hang out, so we could do fun things like go out to the movies, or go to conventions together, or whatever sort of hobbies we could find commonality in.

Get her to introduce me to her friends

metaphorically punch her in the face and tell her not to stick that god damn bullshit in my face

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In the morning, I'd give her a breakfast that would delight her mouth to start the day.

Weather permitting, I'd dress her up in a modest swimsuit and go to the pool with her so she could get super wet and have a good time.

Later, I'd make her watch some hardcore educational videos so she could learn how to take it to the next level intellectually and could satisfy my need for good conversation.

At night, I'd put my massive teddy bear in her bed so she could cuddle it all night long.

I'd also go balls deep in her tight wet cunny and pump her full of cum every single day.

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I'm imagining coming home to find an adorable little girl on a footstool in an apron very carefully making mac n' cheese because she knows when you get home and wanted to surprise you with dinner.

You ask her why she went to the trouble when you normally cook, and she says that she just wanted to see you smile.

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All kinds of activities that makes her moan.

Yes.

Frozen & Chill?

what?

We'd go to housekeepin' :3

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Well do games, sports, yoga, gymnastics then bathe together.
Buy lots of toys for her to explore while I'm not around
sleep in one bed and 'you know' everyday

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Teach her to fight, Teach her to stab, Teach her to shoot, Teach her to kill with pride, and without remorse.
Teach her why she should hate anyone who isn't White or Asian
Especially the kikes, who framed the white man for everything they had done up until the holocaust, and niggers, a simple-minded mass of subhuman's whom the Jews know just how to control.
Show her how the Axis was right about everything except for their tactics, which were incompetent, teach her where they got it wrong, and what they should have done to win he war.
Teach her about feminists and SJW's, and about how they deserve death, no matter their race or sex, for their treasonous crimes against the family, and against the white race.
Show her the resistance, bring her into the fold, teach her to recite the 14-word oath, shave her head, lace up her boots, give her her first mark, take out to the front.
Record her on video as she kicks in a Hebe's skull, congratulate her on earning her second mark.
Make her into the gang's official mascot.
Tell her I'm proud of her.

Play games and make her laugh

Everything

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