Robert De Niro snaps at wife for 'spending all my money'

Is his youngest son retarded?
None the less I feel no pity for him. He was always an overrated dumbass.

The negro race has no capacity to plan ahead and really poor impulse control. That's why they all keep buying weaves, nail extensions, expensive shoes, rims and other stupid shit despite having no job and living off food stamps.

Their kids look like an hero, an potate and an faggot

They look like bleached nigger well on their way to Nigger U.

Unlike Meryl Streep I find De Niro somewhat worthy of his praise but this shit is just sad

The elder to the newer

Niggers can barely speak English, let alone write it. He'll make a rap video about it.

He deserves this, tbh

At this point divorce would be cheaper

How can he (or any other person who racemixes) look at those baboons and think "yeah, I'm glad my children barely resemble me"?

We need De Niro / Boynee crossover memes. De Negro getting his mic stolen by BLM and Boynee on the red carpet with this abomination of a horde.

Hair extensions and cocoa butter ain't cheap.

All this money, and I wouldn't want to be him. Kikery is truly evil.

>>>/waifuist/

What makes it especially worse was that this man was hotter than fire when he got famous making mobster films, so he could've had any cunt on the planet at that time. I think he must have low self esteem, especially now that he's old and fat and apparently broke.

JUST

Low self esteem doesnt make a guy go from being able to easily obtain a 10/10 to settling for a 3/10 (of a different race, no less).

HOL' UP

The net worth will include cars and homes. He probably has much less actual cash on hand.

I wouldn't be surprised if she's spending millions a year traveling, shopping, and dining out which would necessitate De Niro having to keep working as though he was in his prime.

Well I can tell you that from my own personal experience I am like that. I used to be a fat shit as a teen and now I'm in the best shape of my life. I've had 10/10s approach me, but I have turned them down because I feel they would be disgusted by my loose skin and stretch marks because a few have in the past. I can imagine that a chubby manlet like him couldn't reconcile getting the sort of women that threw themselves on him due to his heyday fame please don't bully me

A nigger user. You can't go lower than that other than maybe marrying a gypsy.

Pure speculation. De Niro has crippling social anxiety, who knows, maybe he was a virgin before this nigress manned up and scored herself a rich husband, ignoring his awkward attempts to politely stop her.

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trips of truth indeed

Have you never dated a crazy bitch? De Niro's probably the kind of guy who has no control over his woman, a lot of guys who act tough but actually aren't and have deep emotional issues seem to end up with black chicks because they "act like one of the guys" or some garbage like that. Bill Burr is in pretty much the same situation, his wife is ugly as shit, a hardcore progressive feminist who screams at him and talks him down and has quieted him out of making any jokes about gays, women or race anymore. He tells stories about her he thinks are cute but if Patrice was still alive he'd fucking slap him. His wife bought a fully grown pitbull without telling him, let him get attached to it for a few years, then ordered him to get rid of it when she got pregnant. In one podcast he talks about how she controls his spending and he only ordered a tiny amount of this coconut water he wanted because if he bought as much as he wanted "she'd yell at me".

Look up Dave Foley's interview with Joe Rogan about his BPD wife, she was spending 80,000 a month constantly renovating the house, buying shit and traveling all over the world.

Clint son's a literal cuckold
The other a negro
Who is really the deadliest warrior?

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sauce plox

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First of all, even if that story's true a girlfriend cheating does not a cuck make. If he wound marrying the girl anyway? Maybe. If he married her and she cheated again? Definitely. Second, ashton kutcher being gay is one of the worst kept secrets in hollywood, right up there with jon hamm and kevin spacey being gay too. $20 says ashton's publicist ran the story either not knowing or giving a fuck that she was banging eastwood irl. You're wrong, but thanks for at least answering the question.

Yeah, sure thing buddy
Kutcher being bi/hump monster is more like the story you meant to recall

Mr. Eastwood's son = Cuck
Kutchie = Bull with no name

What is, "Something only a cuckold would say?," Alex?

What is "something only a permavirgin would say", Alex?

TECHNICALLY
if he was fucking another woman too it's not cucking, they're just disloyal fucks

Bitches cheat all the time, man. You don't become a cuck until you let her keep doing it (technically you should be lying to yourself that you enjoy it, but whatever.)

If he found out she was cheating on him and he tossed her ass out he's fine.

Cuck
Cuuuuuuck
He didn't for a couple of months

Get a nice, soft pair of balls, son

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I'll go ahead and explain it simply since you've obviously never been outside: if you're a handsome son of a hollywood icon living in malibu it probably means you're screwing at least 5 different girls at the same time. Since sluts tend to be the best at fellatio, assplay etc and are by nature in a constant dtf state it only follows one or two of them are bound to wind up screwing some other guy. Suggesting this would somehow make Eastwood a ""cuck"" is laughably retarded. You really should consider looking the word up in the dictionary someday.

You're confusing actual cuckolding with the porn/fetish of it. Historically and actually, if your woman is fucking someone else, you're a cuck. A situation you're obviously familiar with.

No, you're confusing a fuckbuddy with a wife. Likely because you've never had either one.
Historically the word applies to men who raise other men's children, actually (commonly would be a better word) it refers to men whose wives cheat on them.
Actually no since I've never been a rich chad whose fucktowel was gossip reported to have screwed an a-list homosexual.

DeNiro and Paccino need to start in a new 'Heat' like movie where the theme is squandered glory and coming to terms with fucking up a brilliant career

JCVD kind of thing almost (but JCVD has more dignity than these two by miles at this point)

She's his second wife

It's worth mentioning that De Niro as Jon Rubin in Hi, Mom! was (in our sense of the term) probably the first cuck character in popular culture. Pic related is the synopsis of a 16 minutes long scene -the fictional chef d'œuvre of Rubin- from the movie's wiki page that reads pretty fucking much like louisposting. (archive.fo/IBoV2)

DON'T MIND IF I DO!

The air is thick as the full capacity crowd waits in total darkness.

Louis CK is 15 minutes late to start his set.

Suddenly, the thunderous roar of African war drums and elephant cries rings out.

The spotlights focus centre stage.

A battalion of proud black militants lead Louis on stage in nothing but a short pink nightgown, face covered in makeup wearing a bob-cut blonde wig.

"Fans, tonight is the night that i fulfil my destiny and duty as a sissy white bitch, tonight is the night I lose my manhood forever."

"Don't do it Louis! It doesn't have to be this way!" Yells a solitary caucasian voice from the crowd, unable to hold his tongue any longer.

"Ayo shut da fuck up BITCH" booms Tyrique, asserting his nubian dominance. The silent tension builds for mere seconds before the hecklers neck is snapped by a sympathetic white subject, purely to bring the attention back to the stage. The mans wife is stripped naked and dragged away, presumably to a new life of rape and forced black impregnation.

"As I was saying" quivered Louis, "Under the counsel of my advisors, I have decided to forego that which I do not deserve, my right to reproduce. As we speak, my daughters are being shipped to Sudan to repay my debt to our new black overlords. Now without furher adieu, let us begin!"

Within seconds, Louis is impaled anally and orally with 36 inches of black tube steak. While DeMarcus and Javhonte destroy his masculine pride metaphorically, Quintavius pulls out a machete the size of a small child, personally blessed by Joseph Kony and his top shamans and in one swing, removes it literally.

Louis screams in both pain and liberation as the wound is cauterised with a flaming baobab branch, all the while the two bucks never missing a beat with their relentless spit-roasting.

Finally, some 2 hours later after all the bulls have satisfied themselves in his holes he is dragged away but not without first issuing a final statement.

"I shall now be known as LOUISE CUCK"

If anything your stretch marks are a testament to your character, that you had the determination to overcome a strong addiction and make something better out of your life. I see no reason why a girl looking for something more than a brief dicking and an alpha to brag about in front of her friends at the pool party would reject you.
Think of it like a test: we all have our aesthetic faults, our bodies will turn into shit and our beauty fade, but character remains and you shouldn't consider someone not mature enough to recognize it for a serious relationship.

The cuck rationalizations are real.

A cuck is anyone whose current partner is cheating on him. The only way to right that wrong is to find out about it and end the relationship. If your partner cheated on you and you forgive her you're a cuck for life. If your partner cheated on you and you marry her you're a cuck for all eternity.

Checks out.

Pick one, cuck.

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Oh boy, looks like "Casino" becomes real.

He got rid of his pit bull??? Dude what the hell?

I honestly doubt that you're married to a disgusting looking nigress.

Oh but you can.

Here's a difficult philosophical question: Since we know Bill Clinton frequently cheated on Hillary and we suspect Hillary did too (with other women), is Bill Clinton a cuckold?

This thread was about some guy race-cucking himself you idiot.

It's weird because their marriage is fake, but technically yes.

yes

What do you think?

She looks more like a mutated clone of Hillary Clinton or the spawn of Hillary's one night stand with a muppet than an actual human being.

She looks like the worst parts of her parent's DNA went into her, but she's definitely their kid.

sure

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lol, sure hope hat nigger's wearing high heels

I want to snuggle with that qt. Pls gib.

Chelsea was probably born during a spirit cooking session. Half a dozen guys could have been cumming on the goat bone that got jammed in Hillary's snatch trying to create the antichrist for moloch.

Look, Bill does the cucking, he doesn't get cucked.

The funny part is that's the best plastic surgery could do for that dog ugly sow.

Who talks like this? Fuck off Dr Phil.

Go home retard
>>>/r9k/

She looks like the punchline of her own show

You're such a fucking retard that you don't even recognize the exact definition of a word you (most certainly) spout constantly.

He's basically completely lost his edge, and a Boston accent going "oh jeeezus" can only take you so far. I also think him marrying a she-boon is some sort of creepy homage to his dead friend. Patrice dying is one of the biggest hits comedy has ever taken.

His muffin punching bit was his climax

Bill Burr's story would be hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic. Who'd have thought this guy would be such a beta faggot?

It's irony at a meta-level.
You have comedians pretending to be the most confident guy. Usually berating themselves and bullying their insecurities. Look at female comedians, fat comedians, black comedians. White comedians are generally acting like the kid that just learned to swear.

It's sort of the same as psychiatrists usually have big mental issues themselves and instead of introspect, they have a life revolving around fixing others.

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Another one bites the JUST.

Add him to the JUST League as Shitalian Manhunter.

dont remind me man, cant even listen to the podcast anymore hes so fucking cucked. that shrill bitch is always on it too. If i wanted to hear a entitled cunt go on about nonsense i'd tune in to some random numale podcast. Its just as well though - burr was always a little faggot at heart who wanted to be tough but his shit irish genes wouldnt let him.

Your constant race b8ing is getting pretty stale tbh.

Is Kilmer JUSTified?
Man always looked confident but Jewllywood and cucks rarely give him roles and he has to pull shit roles, almost all of them well played but shit anyways. Lives alone in his ranch due to nobody seeming to like his confident yet melancholic aura

speaking of patrice, it was an incident between him and burr that revealed the truth to me - it was when burr was calling up O and A to give patrice shit over a percieved slight he'd given him in another radio appearance they crossed paths in. Burr calls in because "someone said" patrice was talking shit about him. While it was going on.. it was just so fucking pathetic. burr sounded like some jilted ex girlfriend or something. In that moment, i knew - it only took a few more things to confirm it. Its always sad to see my favorites fall from grace. i guess it just goes to show how malleable people are - with the wrong person in their ear.

for what reason

Kilmer has cancer, give the poor man a break.

Is it confirmed?
If so then i would understand it, at least these days, not back then
Who knows what happened other than his supposed hard to work attitude that made him lose a ton of light
Love the man, hope he pulls it

Kilmer has a reputation as being difficult to work with.

Dude has been in pretty bad shape for a while, but yeah, that cancer really messed him up good.
I was watching the Heat 20th anniversary q&a that included some of the cast and crew. Val made it but he head just had surgery, on his throat I think. He was having a really hard time just trying to speak, and I really felt terrible for the guy. Although you could tell he was really happy to be there.

Is it really racemixing when wops are already part-eggplant to begin with?

I've always liked Kilmer regardless of how shitty the movie he was in was.

You're thinking of Sicilians.