Prostitutes and escorts are insanely expensive

this

also

kek

where the fuck you live
that ye cant pay a whore?

Granny, ultrapor tier bjs and money, also daughters.

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dude, forty dollars prevents you from becoming a wizard. find a street walker and wear a condom. pretend you are living in the future. listen to this while you slip your neon baloney poney into her velvet red cock socket.

the chicoms are flooding our nation with drugs, payback for roundeye's actions of the past. the labor market is in your favor. you have a car? bring cash and made a free trade.

Here you go user.

Isn't that the question of the ages?

Spend the next 20 years pleasuring yourself twice a day and you'll get over wanting to have sex with women.

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i have done this one and let me tell you, it doesn't help

you'd be surprised how a cliché like this works everytime

well girls go out expecting some action too, so if at the end of the day they can settle for how ugly you are then they will just play their part into your game.

Mysogynistic samefag you aint shit yo mama should have castrated you, I bet you have tiny penis like the amazing atheist.

The shoe-compliment is an important thing, don't forget.

Any guy who's drunk enough can compliment her tits or her eyes as he expects that she'll want him to compliment her eyes, but girls get those compliments all the time.

But what the fuck is it women spend hundreds if not thousands of dollars on? what is it that they have to shape their entire attire around?

Shoes, fam.

Compliment those shoes.
As soon as you do it, they light up. As if you're that straight gay-guy they've been waiting for their entire life. Their body language changes from a closed, distant disassociation to an interested engaged interaction.

Ever heard the line "i wish you were straight" on those shitty movies and sitcoms that the girl says to her gay friend? well. You'll be that guy she said it to, except that she won't abandon you for being straight and having lied to her.
You will bone her.

what makes you think you deserve coitus with them.

The money he gave them because there whores.

Go to a brothel

so what's his problem then? complaining they're expensive?

"Expensive" can mean a lot of things. That being said,

What's your budget? Give better information and you'll get better answers.

sorry, but there is not gratification in just paying somebody. then it's just a job to them. the whole point is that that person wants intercourse with you out of their free will, without them having anything to gain from it except good sex and affection. try Tinder or something. or just don't be a spastic and talk to them.

Grow up and jerk of to sicker shit

this gives you power over them?