Is sex on the beach as good as it looks?

It might be because I've seen too much porn or romantic films and read too much sappy novels

But I've always wanted to just have crazy passionate sex on the beach. Just drilling a girl down into the sand while the cool ocean breeze cools our extremely hot bodies so we can do for seconds and thirds

Is the hype just all in my head or is it actually like a thing all people should experience before death?

It's a sex in public sort of rush normal people get. it's just erotic to have bug crawling in your anus you know?

No, sand fucking sucks. As said it's more about exhibitionism.

yeah my knees were red raw after doing it once at night
that plus brine flies buzzing round you and the smell of rotting seaweed

I hate sand. It's gritty, it's coarse and it gets everywhere. But not like you, op

if you like getting tiny stones under your foreskin

also i call cops if i ever see this

Are you an old, bitter virgin, user?

no but children don't have to see this
it's child abuse

Do you own a beach?
Or how do you see it normally anyway?

There's nothing wrong with a little sand in her clam, that's how pearls are made.

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i meant public beach or any other public place

showing porn to kids is child abuse
why would showing actual sex be any different?

Everybody in the whole world deems porn as bad and everybody knows it fucks with your head mentally

Sex, on the other hand, is natural & normal. In certain places it is legal for parents to have sex in front of their kids if it is used as a teaching tool

And even in the 70s/80s/early 90s there were countries where they had classes or videos of "Educational Sex" that involved children or adults while children watched. And this was seen as normal by society

i don't care if some parents show that controlled fashion in their homes

public places should be safe for kids
this could well be the first time some kids see it and not necessarily have their parents around

i stick to my decision to call police if see this

No. I 100% agree with you. Call the cops. It's lewd conduct in public anyway. Totally illegal


But you stated

I'm just stating that IT IS actually totally different. Porn is not sex

Sex is not harmful to view. It is natural & normal

If sex was illegal to view for children there would have to have laws to stop animals from having sex. Every kid sees animals having sex. Even on school field trips to the zoo kids see monkeys and Rhinos and other animals having sex

Nobody cares. Nobody says, "CHILDREN! DONT LOOK!!" and covers their eyes

It is seem as natural and normal. The same way normal human sex should be seen and treated in front of kids

fucking snitches

making kids watch porn isnt really child abuse its just immoral as fuck
making kids watch porn and wanking next to them and touching them is child abuse
tbf theres a difference between kids watching a multiple interracial gangbang and two random people sneakily trying to have sex
the former is something children would usually only see while being on the receiving end of a foreign invasion
the latter is something most extremely poor working class people see at some point in their childhood


not agreeing 100%
i think sex in public should be banned because its immoral and slightly unhygienic
but you have different settings for it
sex in front of a supermarket? illegal
sex on an abandoned beach? immoral but theres really no audience is there

I can take a toddler to an abandoned beach and rape her. There is no audience there either

It's either one or the other. Illegal or Legal
Stipulations and exemptions and "different settings" is stupid

illegal and highly immoral
you need a grey area because having it all clear cut in black and white just makes the evil degenerate fucks that like to do fucked up shit find ways to circumvent it
raping a toddler is bad because you're going to fuck it up I mean c'mon you cant equate it to publicly humping in the middle of nowhere

Of course I can. It's a toddler
Children's brains don't start forming their long-term memory banks until ages 4-5.

So there is a small chance to "fuck it up" unless I'm raping her in the vagina and going balls-deep. Even then, with copious amounts of AstroGlide, I should be able to penetrate her vaginally with minimal problems or scarring

No pregnancy
Possible pregnancy or STIs

I'd honestly want to rape the toddler if I was presented with both of those scenarios

tell that to the pregnant 4 yo peruvian girl

traumatic experiences in early childhood development permanently alter brain anatomy
rape a toddler and even if it doesnt remember it you could have caused it to develop lifelong crippling autism and neuro-psychological behavioural disorders
its the kind of shit that causes DID and sadomasochistic autophagy ffs
small dick and a pedo of course it is

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It's horrible, almost as bad as shower sex. Water makes it dry as fuck and the sand is even worse, not to mention crabs and bugs and shit. You'll at very least need a huge clean towel to lie on, stay far away from the water, and bring a shitload of lube. But even then it's shit. Don't have sex on the beach.

This made me do my girl laugh.

No got sand in the dick

They don't have to look at it faggot, pic one.

Hope your dick is about as sensitive as a war veteran with the 1000 yard stare, Because your wife i hope she is your wife, you fucking degenerate is going to have a literal sandy vagina, and you'll have sand on your balls, on your butthole and even inside your foreskin

Masturbate with sand paper and you will know.

quints check'em

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